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  1. hey now on Gentoo On Server Considered Harmful · · Score: 1

    This is hard with Gentoo. Gentoo wants you to change a lot of stuff. It wants to be bleeding edge.

    Hey now, anything endorsed by Larry the Cow can't be bad. Larry the Cow and Poochie the dog are similar, in a lot of ways.

  2. america = 'merica on The Privacy Candidate · · Score: 1

    Didn't they shorten the name to "America"?

    I think it's just "'Merica. Brought to you by Carl's Jr."

  3. huh? on Vista Upgrades Require Presence of Old OS · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft is crippling Windows and making life harder for their customers? Good. I welcome this change

    what do you mean "change"?

  4. whoa there on Bluetooth Spam In Public Spaces · · Score: 4, Funny

    As more and more people leave Bluetooth turned on to make use of their Bluetooth headsets, Bluetooth close-range messaging, such as through bluejacking, is increasingly being exploited for commercial purposes.

    I only engage in bluejacking if I get pr0n spam. and certainly not in public.

  5. dont blame Google. on Google Blurring Sensitive Map Information · · Score: 5, Funny

    Curious, I attempted to view the Pilgrim Nuclear Power Plant in Plymouth, Massachusetts. It too was pixelated.

    Have you ever been there? That's how it looks! I think they built it out of Lego.

  6. which version did you get? on TomTom Admits Satnav Device Infected With Virus · · Score: 5, Funny

    my GPS keeps leading me to a discount Viagra/Rolex Watch warehouse/stock broker!

    Really? Mine just leads me to h0t s3xy s!uts. Which is entirely fine with me.

  7. well on European Launch Site For Virgin Galactic · · Score: 4, Funny

    European Launch Site For Virgin Galactic

    If the galaxy has to lose its virginity somewhere, it might as well be in Europe.

  8. Re:no one on Bacteria Harnessed As Micro-Robot Motors · · Score: 1

    no one will ever go up MY urinary tract. no sir.

    Well, just make sure you stay out of the Amazon, and you should be ok.

  9. Re:40 % faster, after a nap on AMD Says Barcelona Will Outperform Clovertown · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone know that in Barcelona they take Ciesta. So don't plan on using you computer between noon and 1.

    Yeah, but if it's 40% faster, an hour-long siesta should only 35 minutes.

  10. Re:I for one ... on The Taxman's Web Spider Cometh · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one welcome our new octopedic taxiverous overlords

    What do you mean "new"?

  11. yeah, well on Anger Over EU Medical Data-Sharing · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    The article makes it clear that many important issues, such as security, privacy, and the rights of patients, are still up in the air as the project moves forward.

    The rights of patients? This article coming from a country that doesn't even have a Bill of Rights. (or at least pretend to have one)

  12. Lets just get this straight on Why the .XXX Domain is a Bad Idea That Won't Die · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why the .XXX Domain is a Bad Idea That Won't Die

    You've got two errors in the headline alone. 1. Porn is never a bad idea. 2. Porn will never die.

  13. well on Via Debuts Smallest PC Mobo Format Yet · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Via is readying a media-oriented motherboard in what could be the next popular size for small form-factor PCs: Pico-ITX.

    I like the Pine client as much as the next guy, but does it really need its own motherboard form-factor?

  14. lets be clear about this on Microwave Experiments Cause Sponge Disasters · · Score: 4, Funny

    However, when I put my sponge/scrubber into the microwave, it caught fire, smoked up the house, ruined my microwave, and pissed me off,

    He wasn't using one of those Sony battery-operated microwaves, was he?

  15. correction on NASA to Launch Magnetic Storm Probes · · Score: 0

    The aurora borealis (also known as the Northern Lights) has long been known to be an effect resulting from the Sun's solar wind pushing particles into the earth's magnetic field and atmosphere.

    No, aurora borealis is caused when Homer Simpson attempts to cook a meal at Principal Skinner's house.

  16. the future is now on Does Sprawl Make Us Fat? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fat, yes. Not to mention stupid. I know some very intelligent, down-to-earth city folk, but I swear most of them live just outside the realm of reality.

    Yeah, well, not all of us were able to get into Costco law school like you and your elite friends.

  17. what? on Does Sprawl Make Us Fat? · · Score: 1

    So far, the dozen strong studies that have probed the relationships among the urban environment, people's activity, and obesity have all agreed, says Ewing. 'Sprawling places have heavier people...

    Ah, a positive correlation between urban sprawl and gluteal sprawl. I wonder what the formula for that would look like.

  18. oh yeah... on Neural "Extension Cord" Developed · · Score: 4, Funny

    The cord is made by gradually moving two batches of neurons apart, as they naturally grow towards one another. This biological 'data cable' could then interface with the brain once implanted, the researchers say.

    That way, in the future, people can have an almost lifelike experience watching Ow! My Balls!

  19. pun intended on Microsoft's "Immortal Computing" Project · · Score: 4, Funny

    They can sell upgrades to the dead.

    When dealing with the dead, it's really more of a service.

  20. will not the internet be the solution? on Microsoft's "Immortal Computing" Project · · Score: 1

    One scenario the researchers envision: People could store messages to descendants, information about their lives or interactive holograms of themselves for access by visitors at their tombstones or urns.

    Here's the thing about this. It seems really fixated on physical storage formats (i.e. floppy disks, CD roms, etc), ignoring the whole probability that more and more, storage in the future will be a network service. Take Amazon's S3, for example, or google's online storage plans. It won't simply be the case that a bad hard drive, or a faulty CD-R will lose critical family data, as storage via internet will likely be distributed regionally, or nationally.

    Now, file formats are another discussion entirely, but I think things are heading in a good direction with things like ODF.

  21. yeah, I went there on Microsoft's "Immortal Computing" Project · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft is working on a project they call 'immortal computing'

    As far as projects like this are concerned, there can be only one.

  22. yeah, but on Running Your Electric Meter Backwards · · Score: 2, Funny

    Forty states have laws allowing individuals to do this, and many of them offer subsidies and tax breaks for people who do.

    Tell that to the boy scout who tried to build a reactor in his backyard.

  23. and i quote on Google, Microsoft Escalate Data Center Battle · · Score: 5, Funny

    These 'Death Star' data centers are emerging as a key assets in the competitive struggle between Microsoft and Google

    That's no zune...

  24. yes.. on Open Standards Planned For Next NASA Telescope · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is a fairly major shift in approach for NASA," he says. "They traditionally have been very conservative in their adoption of new technologies and new tools, but I think they've found that conservative approach just doesn't hold up when you start to reach a [certain] size and complexity.

    Yes, complexity, like converting english measurements to metric.

  25. well, on Mac OS X Versus Windows Vista, The Rematch · · Score: 4, Informative

    InformationWeek follows up its widely read review where Mac OS X beat out Windows Vista in a head-to-head comparison

    If I remember correctly, that "comparison" was mostly based on the author's personal preferences. That's more of an editorial.