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  1. Re:AMD vs. Intel Brand Comparison on AMD Licenses Z-RAM Technology · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I
    worked
    at Intel and
    AMD, so I have
    some insights I will
    share with you as a parable.
    There once was a carpenter who
    was looking for work. He was hired
    by an unknown company that was headed
    by three wise men. Their buildings were excellent
    and were sought out by many wealthy people who wanted
    miniaturization so they could pass through the eye of a needle.
    But one wise man smoked too much and died. The other two grew
    old and rich and chose their successor because he was thrifty and very
    conservative. More than conservative, he was a penny-pinching arrogant do
    nothing. One day, the young carpenter tried to improve things. The penny pincher
    wanted no changes, and sent the carpenter on an errand to count all the pennies in
    the treasury. If the count was accurate, then changes would be reconsidered. Then the
    carpenter realized that the leader was an ignorant tyrant. Before departing for a new life, the
    carpenter spoke out against smoking in the workplace. A smear campaign was started to discredit
    the progressive youth. A resignation occurred. He started work for a different builder which was
    struggling to make similar buildings. A new law of the land was announced : thou shalt not
    smoke in the workplace. The people rejoiced. The carpenter worked to build better
    crosses than had ever been made by his first employer. But the demand for
    crosses was declining rapidly, following a tragic workplace accident in
    which a 33 year old carpenter was impaled upon a workpiece which
    he was modeling. A great poverty swept the valley and the project
    was cancelled. But the company was lead by a magician
    who pulled bacon out of fire, being able to feed
    a multitude of hungry carpenters, even
    through the hardtimes. In the end
    this little company thrived and
    paid back its investors who
    had patiently waited in
    the wings of angels.
    They then passed
    through a tiny
    needle into a
    vast green
    heaven.