When you buy a Barbie doll at the store, it is fully-clothed, giving parents the impression that it is a wholesome, kid-friendly toy. But, if your child has a seedy, unscrupulous friend that can show him or her the way to unlock the clothing content and strip the doll naked, your child will be exposed to boobies, which, as we all know, will turn him or her into a gun-spreeing, drug-abusing sex fiend in a matter of seconds.
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When you buy a Barbie doll at the store, it is fully-clothed, giving parents the impression that it is a wholesome, kid-friendly toy. But, if your child has a seedy, unscrupulous friend that can show him or her the way to unlock the clothing content and strip the doll naked, your child will be exposed to boobies, which, as we all know, will turn him or her into a gun-spreeing, drug-abusing sex fiend in a matter of seconds.