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Jack Thompson Weighs in on Oblivion

Robotron23 writes "Jack Thompson has commenced his attack on The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion by seeking appearances on several talk shows. A press release announcing his availability speaks of Take Two not having 'learned its lesson' over the Hot Coffee scandal, before continuing to detail the issues surrounding Oblivion's re-rating, in particular regarding nudity - concluding that the game content will spawn 'an even worse disaster' than occurred during Hot Coffee."

505 comments

  1. Will this moron never stop? by unheard02 · · Score: 0, Funny

    Does he not realize that no one likes him, not even his own mother?

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    1. Re:Will this moron never stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess his own mother does like him. Who else would have marked this as flamebait?

    2. Re:Will this moron never stop? by unheard02 · · Score: 0

      Flamebait? Thnx alot Mrs. Thompson.

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  2. Somone poke Jack in the eye for me if you see him. by GundamFan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Subject line says it all.

    Video games don't make me fell violent, morons do.

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  3. What does Take 2 have to do with that? by KDR_11k · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's the responsibility of the developer, not the publisher. But then again it's Jackass Thompson, of course he's only talking out of his rear end without bothering to do any research. How did that man manage to become a lawyer?

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    1. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by CelticWhisper · · Score: 5, Funny

      How did that man manage to become a lawyer?

      of course he's only talking out of his rear end without bothering to do any research

      Um, dude, I think you answered your own question without realizing it.

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    2. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by stlhawkeye · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He graduated from an accredited legal program and passed the bar, all of which can be accomplished without demonstrating that one has any ability to think critically and run an ethical lawyering practice.

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    3. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by TheBogie · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually all lawyers are required to sign up for Ethics 101 class in their first semester. Anyone who shows up is immediately expelled from law school.

    4. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by Shai-kun · · Score: 1

      Perhaps s/can/must/ ?

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    5. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He graduated from an accredited legal program and passed the bar...

      He is better known for conducting a legal pogrom and never passing a bar.

    6. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      critical thinking does not mean what you think it means

      the man can be capable of thinking critical and still be an ass. The ability to think critically does not mean one is going to arrive at the 'correct' or morally right answer. Thompson, while an ass, knows what buttons to push and just how hard.

      He should be disbarred for a myriad of reasons, but I'd challenge you to take the LSAT, gain entrance to an ABA program and pass the bar to see just how 'easy' you really think it is.

    7. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > He graduated from an accredited legal program and passed the bar, all of which can be accomplished without demonstrating that one has any ability to think critically and run an ethical lawyering practice.

      He's been disbarred in at least one state.

    8. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by ultranova · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He graduated from an accredited legal program and passed the bar, all of which can be accomplished without demonstrating that one has any ability to think critically and run an ethical lawyering practice.

      Jack is a troll trying to get publicity and popularity by attacking a scapegoat. It's an old trick, with Adolf Hitler being propably the most famous real example and Emperor Palpatine the most famous fictitive example. That's the peer group Jack belongs to. Joseph McCarthy and Fredric Wertham are other good examples of this morally banckrupt tactic of sacrificing innocents for profit.

      For the benefit of Google Spider, let's put it all into a single sentence: Jack Thompson is using the same tactic as Adolf Hitler, Joseph McCarthy, Fredric Wertham and Emperor Palpatine used: victimizing innocents for his own profit.

      Jack Thompson, Adolf Hitler. Jack Thompson, Senator McCarthy. Jack Thompson, Fredric Wertham. Jack Thompson, Emperor Palpatine.

      Any other way we can make the poor spider link the man to his proper context and peer group ?

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    9. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by operagost · · Score: 0

      Grouping Senator Mccarthy with Hitler is truly laughable.

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    10. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by Maserati · · Score: 1

      True, compared to McCarthy at least Hitler was honest. Evil, but honest.

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    11. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by ultranova · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Grouping Senator Mccarthy with Hitler is truly laughable.

      Hitler claimed that Jews were out to destroy Germans, that there was a huge Jewish conspiracy out to destroy Germany. He then painted himself as the savior of German people, who would exterminate Jews and rid Germans of them.

      McCarthy claimed that there was a huge communist conspiracy trying to destroy the USA. He then painted himself the savior of USA, who would exterminate communism and rid USA of it.

      It's the same thing. Both destroyed people to boost their own careers. The main differences were that Hitler was a lunatic who believed at least some of his own garbage while McCarthy was just a morally corrupt liar; and that Hitler succeeded in getting supreme power in Germany while McCarthy failed to ascend past senatorship.

      True, McCarthy didn't start death camps. However, he did his best to destroy his victims lives, so the lack of camps had likely more to do with lack of power than lack of malice.

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    12. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The LSAT is reasonably easy if you are able to read quickly. I obtained a score of 169 just taking it out of pressure from my parents, and I don't think that I read with any great haste. Getting into law school is probably much more difficult than obtaining a passable score (I don't even remember the range anymore), doing several years of legal studies, and then passing an examination of one's retention of legal minutiae. I would imagine that the majority of the skills for such a procedure are writing skills and a good long-term memory, though hypermnesia might go a long way on its own. Having stopped at simply the standardized test I cannot say with any confidence that is the case, though. Someone that studies mathematics would find the "reasoning" aspect of the LSAT to be trivial, though.

    13. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hold on dar a dang gon minute.

      Jack Thompson, Adolf Hitler. Jack Thompson, Senator McCarthy. Jack Thompson, Fredric Wertham. Jack Thompson, Emperor Palpatine.
       
      every other person/character mentioned has been largely successful with whatever campaign they were striking out to achieve. The remains of your statement belong to the realm of wingnut and an unsuccessful one too. I've been following the tale that is Jack for awhile now, I find him immensely amusing, but in that sad way like when you see a dog constantly running into the same doggie door that someone has nailed shut. you watch it for a bit, chuckle when you shouldn't and deep down hope that eventually he'll figure out to stop running into it with his head. (i've never seen this, I wouldn't have laughed ..or maybe..)
       
      Jack just gets tossed out of court and than tries to sue the court, i don't think he has actually won anything, most court related things that he mentions are not in relation to him although he often tries to tag his name on successful cases. he is a bad lawyer. i'm convinced he is either really rich or figured out a tax dodge that puts him in the same category as Uwe Boil making movies.
       
      I never see him in the news even with his moral crusade, in fact I would have never heard of him if it wasn't for gaming sites also getting the same kicks that i am. putting him in a peer group as the poster did with the most notorious of history and cinema is giving the guy a lot more credit than i would. enjoy him for what he is, a sign carrying "the end is nigh" cook in a wacky legal system that allows people like him, get some popcorn and enjoy his antics, he'll never succeed. now look at the silly monkey!

    14. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by OldGuySythe · · Score: 2, Funny

      You obviously don't know your emperors. Ming was by far the most evil. Ask Buck Rogers.

    15. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean Flash Gordon?

    16. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by nelsonal · · Score: 1, Troll

      While he overreached, I think all but the most partisan will concede that there was a comunist conspiracy, the Verona papers certainly lent a pile of credibility to his goals. The means with which he carried out those goals remains an embarassment to this country.

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    17. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...ethical lawyering practice."

      Isn't that an oxymoron?

    18. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by bigbigbison · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter how many people online write about how big of a troll Jack Thompson is, that won't stop people in the media from giving him airtime. Just look at search results for Jack Thompson and many of the hits on the first page will tell you that this guy is an unreliable source and yet he still gets on things like 60 Minutes. The mainstream media is more interested in creating and perpetrating moral panics than investigative journalism. It is sad when professional journalists won't even take the time to put their source's name into a search engine to see how reliable the person is.

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    19. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by kevmo · · Score: 1

      "What does Take Two have to do with this?"

      Very litte. Bethesda both developed and co-published Oblivion. 2K games also co-published Oblivion, and they are a subsidiary of Take Two, but I imagine they had very little to do with what the game actually included.

    20. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by Just+Another+Poster · · Score: 1
      McCarthy claimed that there was a huge communist conspiracy trying to destroy the USA.

      If not a huge conspiracy, there were certainly a lot of pinkos in influential positions who received their marching orders from the Kremlin.

      He then painted himself the savior of USA,

      No, he did not.

      who would exterminate communism and rid USA of it.

      McCarthy only went after a very small number of privileged and wealthy leftists in positions of influence; Hollywood writers and actors, professors at top universities, etc.

      However, he did his best to destroy his victims lives,

      He didn't do a very good job of it, considering all 20 or so of his alleged victims remained alive and free.

    21. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by Debian+Cabbit · · Score: 0

      It makes you wonder if he saw Sally Struthers on TV and called the number.

      Got his law degree from a correspondence course after getting his gee eee dee!

    22. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by Cheapy · · Score: 1

      Jack Thompson, Joseph Stalin. Jack Thomspson, Benito Mussolini. Jack Thompson, bin Laden (the great evil!).

      You could probably work Thatcher in there too, if you believe she truly hated the less-well-off.

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    23. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by mqduck · · Score: 1

      If not a huge conspiracy, there were certainly a lot of pinkos in influential positions who received their marching orders from the Kremlin.

      First of all, being a communist, or part of a Communist party with connections to the Kremlin is not a crime - at least not a moral crime.

      More relevantly, there were lots of Jews who were communits and evil bankers, just like Hitler claimed. Being right, or partially right, isn't a difference here.

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    24. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by Just+Another+Poster · · Score: 1
      More relevantly, there were lots of Jews who were communits and evil bankers, just like Hitler claimed. Being right, or partially right, isn't a difference here.

      Comparing McCarthy with Hitler is deranged madness.

      Nazis speak of Jews as though they are one uniform conspiratorial group acting in unison. The Nazis intended to murder all Jews.

      McCarthy's only interest was in exposing communists in the federal government, and wealthy and priviliged communists in positions of influence. He did not go after all communists. He did not intend to kill communists.

    25. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by JamesGecko · · Score: 1

      Why is this modded insightful? It's funny, not profound.

      Rating the parent insightful does not demonstrate any ability to think critically and run an ethical lawyering practice on the part of those with mod points.

    26. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "He then painted himself as the savior of German people, who would exterminate Jews and rid Germans of them."

      Hitler didn't tell the German people he was going to exterminate Jews. The "final solution" was initially carried out with such secrecy that even the Nazi-hating Churchill thought films of it smuggled out by resistance groups were fakes, so they were never shown to the British people during the war years despite their obvious value as anti-Nazi propaganda.

      What the Nazis actually claimed was that Jews would be resettled in places where they could "do an honest day's work", and propaganda films were produced showing happy Jews in nice, clean, uncrowded camps doing lots of productive things, and saying how great it was. These were filmed in special "show camps" that visitors were taken to so they could see well Nice Adolph was treating all those "undeserving" Jews. All of this was intended for consumption by the German civillian population, the vast majority of whom knew nothing about what had really been happening until WWII had ended.

      NB: the fact that none of the top Nazi officials publically said anything about plans to exterminate Jews has long been used as ammunition by Holocaust Deniers, whose claims range from "it never happened at all" to "well, OK, it happened sort of, but "nice-guy" Hitler didn't know about it.

    27. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by quintesse · · Score: 1
      Hitler was a lunatic
      I think you should be careful with this because I think Hitler was far from being a lunatic and this way you make it seem as if you have to be mentally deranged to be able to do the things he did. It would imply that if you somehow watch out for the mentally insane you we will never have a similar situation occur again. But instead I'm afraid people prove all the time that they are able of bestialities given the right situation and that given enough incentives large groups of people will actually join and help out (remember that Hitler did not personally kill over 7 million Jews).
    28. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's okay to attack people if they are actors or professors? When did that become a crime?

    29. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by mqduck · · Score: 1

      Comparing McCarthy with Hitler is deranged madness.

      Don't give me this. Honestly, I'm sick of it. I know, no one's allowed to compare anything to the Nazis lest we actually learn a lesson from history. I'm not even the one who made the comparison. I simply pointed out an error in your comment. Don't scream "hyperbole" at me in response.

      McCarthy's only interest was in exposing communists in the federal government, and wealthy and privileged communists in positions of influence. He did not go after all communists.

      Again, I shall repeat: "being a communist, or part of a Communist party with connections to the Kremlin is not a crime - at least not a moral crime."

      Do you think Hitler went about decrying the poor jew who begged on the streets and hurt no one? No, he decried the jew who oppressed the poor German people due to his wealth, who robbed them with his money-changing ways.

      McCarthy didn't just categorically expel from any influential position people born into a group they didn't choose, he categorically expelled all those who believed in equality, social justice and democracy of the whole people - ie those opposed to American freedom.

      He did not intend to kill communists.

      Which is "worse" doesn't even concern me. I'm merely drawing parallels (or agreeing with the parallels drawn), and the parallels are many.

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    30. Re:What does Take 2 have to do with that? by Just+Another+Poster · · Score: 1
      I know, no one's allowed to compare anything to the Nazis lest we actually learn a lesson from history.

      Trouble is, the comparison put forth was bullshit.

      Which is "worse" doesn't even concern me. I'm merely drawing parallels (or agreeing with the parallels drawn), and the parallels are many.

      There are many "parallels" that may be drawn with Hitler. Most of them are bullshit.

      Do you think Hitler went about decrying the poor jew who begged on the streets and hurt no one? No, he decried the jew who oppressed the poor German people due to his wealth, who robbed them with his money-changing ways.

      When one reifies an entire group of people, he does not care to take notice of the differences between individuals within such a group.

      McCarthy didn't just categorically expel from any influential position people born into a group they didn't choose,

      One cannot help it if his parents are commies.

      But one can choose whether or not he is a commie himself.

      he categorically expelled

      McCarthy didn't have the power or authority to expel anyone from anything.

      all those who believed in equality, social justice and democracy of the whole people - ie those opposed to American freedom.

      To commies, Pol Pot's Cambodia, China under Mao, Cuba, North Korea, North Vietnam, and the USSR were all examples of "equality, social justice and democracy".

  4. Overrated by HugePedlar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If I understand correctly, it was a 3rd party mod applied to Oblivion that caused the nudity fuss, not a 3rd party unlocking of existing content a la Hot Coffee.

    As people have said already, you might as well rate every single game ever made as Mature, since any game can be hacked independently to show nudity or sex or clones of Jack Thompson for that matter.

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    1. Re:Overrated by Enderandrew · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually it is a fair parallel to Hot Coffee. The content shipped on the disc, but the content isn't a sex scene. The content is a nude-colored texture for female characters. However, this horribly offensive nude "patch" doesn't even have nipples. The odd thing is that you can't access it on the 360, but the 360 version is being rerated and ripped off the shelves. So no nipple, and not even in the 360, but the 360 is being rated for having nudity. Thank God for the ESRB to protect me!

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    2. Re:Overrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Sorry, this is where you're wrong. It's NOT a nude colored texture for female characters. What the mod does is take the MALE base texture (which is not fully nude) and puts it on the female body mesh. In effect, the content does not exist in the game at all, yet the game is being pulled and re-rated.

    3. Re:Overrated by R2P2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, the rerating was also because they underestimated the violence level in the game. I'm pretty sure that's the same in both versions.

    4. Re:Overrated by violent.ed · · Score: 1

      Exactly, let's insert naked pictures into Jack's press release & then sue him for publishing pornographic material that is freely available to children without any safeguards, cause thats exactly what hes to tiffed about. Someone else changed the skins around so boobies could be seen.

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    5. Re:Overrated by Duds · · Score: 1

      You understand wrong.

      It's unlocking just like hot coffee.

      Bethesda claimed otherwise though so your confusion is understandable. Note though that take 2 claimed hot coffee wasn't on the PC disk... until it was found in the PS2 version.

    6. Re:Overrated by Enderandrew · · Score: 5, Informative
      I read both ESRB statements. The first one said it was due solely to violence, and not the nudity. Except Bethesda came back with a 60-page report demonstrating that they clearly explained to the ESRB EXACTLY how violent the game would be.

      The ESRB's response to that was nudity was the real issue. So which is it?

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    7. Re:Overrated by gorbachev · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "It's unlocking just like hot coffee."

      Well, not quite.

      What really happened is that Bethesda modeled the character models as naked 3D human models, then superimposed clothes in them when displaying the characters in the game. The modder then found the "naked" 3D models and "removed" the clothing.

      This is not an unreasonable way to implement 3D modeling especially if you're about to do some advanced clothing physics type of stuff which would require the clothes to be modeled separately. I would suspect every modern sports game has the same thing going on for them. My God, *I* am naked under my clothes, too!

      This whole thing is a complete hysteric overreaction by the ESRB and people like Thumper Thompson and Leland Yee, who are out to exploit it to their own advantage.

      This is the sort of stuff that, if it was happening in renessaince Italy, it would've made Michelangelo's David impossible to craft.

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    8. Re:Overrated by tukkayoot · · Score: 1
      Actually it is a fair parallel to Hot Coffee. The content shipped on the disc, but the content isn't a sex scene. The content is a nude-colored texture for female characters. However, this horribly offensive nude "patch" doesn't even have nipples. The odd thing is that you can't access it on the 360, but the 360 version is being rerated and ripped off the shelves. So no nipple, and not even in the 360, but the 360 is being rated for having nudity. Thank God for the ESRB to protect me!

      I've heard conflicting reports concerning this. I could be wrong but I don't think a flesh colored body texture would cause any real contraversy. I'm pretty sure that originally the nude female texture did in fact include nipples, but they were removed in the first patch (still in beta at the moment).

      It does seem like a stupid oversight on Bethesda's part. Why would they include "nippled" textures at all if they were aiming for a T rating? And now that they seem to have been irrevocably rated M, why not just leave the textures in?

    9. Re:Overrated by Enderandrew · · Score: 1
      I haven't seen the texture myself. I've heard the opposite, that it did not include nipples, but that 3rd party mods add nipples. I've also heard Bethesda claim the purpose of the topless nude texture was to help modders develop certain garments.

      Either way I still don't care for the precedent of rating games based on what can be accomplished by a third-party mod.

      Should every single XBox Live capable game be rated Adult's Only because of the language you're going to hear when playing online?

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    10. Re:Overrated by LocalH · · Score: 1

      I'm of the understanding that they actually applied the male texture to the female mesh, which is why it isn't quite right. If that's the case, then Jack's really arguing against male toplessness, which as far as I know hasn't been made taboo yet. After all, to make it impossible for people to appropriate the male texture in such a fashion, you have to make them less anatomically correct or just cover them up completely.

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    11. Re:Overrated by Surt · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, most of the sources I've read agree that the nude content was shipped with the game, and unlocked pretty much the same as hot coffee. Here's a couple:

      http://www.igniq.com/2006/04/oblivion-nude-mod-alr eady-available.html
      http://www.oblivionsource.com/?page=modforge&op=vi ewproject&project_id=191
      http://grbeta.bolt.com/download/pc/the_elder_scrol ls_oblivion_4_nude_patch

      Do you have a source that says it did not ship with the game?

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    12. Re:Overrated by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Yep, this is the case, and that is why you don't see nipples.

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    13. Re:Overrated by Seng · · Score: 1

      Exactly... Think of the "nude" texture as "underwear" - When you overlay other garments on top, certain parts of the underwear could show through. Without this, you'd end up with gaping holes in the 3d-model OR you'd have to account for gaps in every single garment style you make for a character.

    14. Re:Overrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Topless *male* textures were included with the game, which were then overlayed onto a female model to create a female "topless" model.

      Is it indecent for a male to go without a shirt? And should it be a problem for nudity to be included in a game? You would see worse on Page 3 of a newspaper here.

    15. Re:Overrated by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Males don't have nipples? What are these marks on my chest? Skin cancer? I'm so confused.

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    16. Re:Overrated by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      You can milk anything with nipples. Can you milk me?

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    17. Re:Overrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot. Pump your body with enough estrogen, and yes, I could milk you.

    18. Re:Overrated by Ansonmont · · Score: 1

      Wait a second, those pixelated boobs are GUY boobs on girl bodies? Not sure how I feel now....

      -A

    19. Re:Overrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not unknown for males to lactate.

    20. Re:Overrated by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I think beer would come out of mine.

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    21. Re:Overrated by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      It's not even that.

      There were distinct 'naked' textures for both male and female meshes. The male had just underwear, the female had underwear and a bra.

      What has been done is renaming the male texture to the female one, and the game gets on with wrapping the female mesh in the male texture. Result - a topless female with badly stretched texture assets (Pun intended).

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    22. Re:Overrated by Duds · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, everything you said is true, but it's more a reply to the idiots who insist it's like giving Teletubbies games an AO because someone could replace the DVD in the box with Jenna Jameson in "Just about everyone".

    23. Re:Overrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Under the right circumstances. Just like a female. There are a few endocrine diseases where males lactate.

    24. Re:Overrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I understand correctly, it was a 3rd party mod applied to Oblivion that caused the nudity fuss, not a 3rd party unlocking of existing content a la Hot Coffee.

      Incorrect. The mod simply exposed (no pun intended) existing content. The women have breasts. By adding a texture file to the appropriate directory, the bra model is not displayed and a skin texture applied. The skin texture that is applied appears to be that of the male character models.

      As a possibly over protective parent, It's good to know that somebody has my childs best intrest at heart. When my child hacks somebody to death, splattering their blood everywhere, she shouldn't be exposed to the afore mentioned 'could be modded to be' exposed breasts.

      All joking aside, I don't beleive Bathesda or Take Two did anything wrong. The ESRB should have rated the game M in the first place. They screwed up and are trying to pass the blame back to Take Two. The ESRB is a joke.

      Jack Thompson fits in as he always does. Making an ass of himself. Quite honestly, from some of the things Jack has said in the past, I would not let my child listen to him speak. It simply wouldn't be appropriate.

    25. Re:Overrated by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Which leads me to yet another movie quote. "What's so special about this chick anyway? Does she have beer-flavored nipples or something?"

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    26. Re:Overrated by qeveren · · Score: 1

      In civilized regions of the world (ie. Ontario, Canada) it's not indecent for anyone to go about topless.

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    27. Re:Overrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Your 'sources' would be wrong. The 'hot coffee' incident was a fully scripted event in GTA. The nudity in this was not; it requires hacking the model files to remove/disable armor and clothing parts.

      Try thinking for yourself sometimes.

    28. Re:Overrated by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Oh man, this is why we need genetic engineers on the planet; beer flavored nipples. Guinness of course, on one, and maybe a nice IPA on the other?

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    29. Re:Overrated by Surt · · Score: 1

      Again, please feel free to provide a contrary source: I can really only go on information that is available to me. I'd be happy to learn I am wrong, but all of the top 10 google hits agree that the content shipped with Oblivion.

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    30. Re:Overrated by Aladrin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sorry, no, it was a female mesh with a female texture. I don't have the data here at work, but it was like 'meshes/character/femalebody.nif' and 'textures/imperial/_male/femalebody.dds' (Yes, the second path says _male, but the actual file says female.) Those are not the exact file names, but they aren't far off and both DID say female. That's hardly an accident.

      The mesh was not actually used anywhere in the game.

      I Googled and found the instructions to mod it yourself, without a download. I'm too lazy to change the above text.

      From http://rome.ro/2006/05/oblivion-re-rated-bad-news. html:

      • Open 'Oblivion - Meshes.bsa'
      • Extract 'femaleupperbodynude.nif' to \data\meshes\characters\_male\
      • Rename the extracted file to 'femaleupperbody.nif'
      • Run the game
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    31. Re:Overrated by Parham · · Score: 1

      Not to worry, Jack Thompson has already stated how you should feel... he's taken the guess work out of any thought process involved in things like this. I honestly don't know what to think of a person who has no idea what they're talking about... any game can be modded and hacked to include sexual content so should every game have a Mature rating?

    32. Re:Overrated by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      It's not a male texture overlaid on a female mesh. It's a female mesh with a female texture. I think the reason people are confused is because the base female body meshes are located in a folder called _male, but just as if a woman walks into the men's room she doesn't suddenly grow a dick, the location means nothing. There are no corrections to make, you just have to unpack the game's art files (using tes4bsa) and delete the regular femaleupperbody.nif and rename the femaleupperbodyNUDE.nif mesh so the game thinks it's using the non-nude one.

    33. Re:Overrated by ENOENT · · Score: 1

      You're never really topless while you're wearing a parka.

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    34. Re:Overrated by canajin56 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Incorrect. The mod replaces a file named "femaleupperbody.nif", with a file that was also included, named "femaleupperbodynude.nif". You cannot try to argue that "femaleupperbodynude.nif" is their texture set for their male characters. It clearly is for females, and clearly differs from the default file in that this one is NUDE. And there is no horrible wrapping resulting in things being in the wrong places, they match up perfectly because they are the female textures INTENDED for this purpose.

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    35. Re:Overrated by Voltageaav · · Score: 1

      Guinness is pretty good, but I think cherry or grape flavoured would still be better in the long run.

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    36. Re:Overrated by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      Whoever told you this was incorrect, lying, or talking about a different mod. While this is entierly possible to do as far as I know, it would result in horribly deformed texture mapping. However, there is a texture pack included called "femaleupperbodynude.nif" that differs from the default one ("femaleupperbody.nif") in that this one is topless.

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    37. Re:Overrated by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      For the grape flavor lover, grape pop-sicles in the hoo-haw do a nice job. Man, college was fun. Best 15 years of my life.

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    38. Re:Overrated by hitmark · · Score: 1

      its the ESRB trying to show that it have any kind of reason to exist at all...

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    39. Re:Overrated by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      Is it indecent for a male to go without a shirt? And should it be a problem for nudity to be included in a game?


      Odd that it's the way it works here in America. Would you rather see Janet Jackon's boobies or mine? I don't believe I'm grossly overweight for a guy but I do have a nice set of hooters on me. I don't have pert little weight lifter nipples is the only thing. So tell me again why it's acceptable for a guy to go topless 'round here but everyone gets all bent out of shape if a woman does? Especially when the Moral Majority would have you believe that a guy feeling lust when he sees Janet Jackson's boobs is OK but a guy feeling lust when he sees mine is a sin that should be punished by stoning.

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    40. Re:Overrated by Criterion · · Score: 1

      You do not understand correctly. It is third party unlocking of content that shipped on the disk.

      How does crap like this uninformed drivel get modded 5? Mod parent down please, as it's spreading misinformation.

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    41. Re:Overrated by Criterion · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry no, you are wrong. It's NOT a male texture.. well, unless you can call this...

      http://elliottback.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/ 05/oblivion-nude-texture.jpg

      anything like male.

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    42. Re:Overrated by Criterion · · Score: 1

      No, they're not male. I'm not sure where this rumor started, but I think it was on some forum where I read a message that was saying Bethesda should lie and say it was actually the male texture used on the female mesh.

      http://elliottback.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/ 05/oblivion-nude-texture.jpg

      Sure doesn't look male to me.

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    43. Re:Overrated by Criterion · · Score: 1

      This is not the case, and just in case I'm terribly confused, being a blonde woman and all, but it sure looks like it has nipples to me.

      http://elliottback.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/ 05/oblivion-nude-texture.jpg

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    44. Re:Overrated by Criterion · · Score: 1

      No it's not the male texture.

      Does this look even remotely male?

      http://elliottback.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/ 05/oblivion-nude-texture.jpg

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    45. Re:Overrated by Criterion · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nope, not a male texture, topless *female* textures are *also* included in the game...

      See for yourself.

      http://elliottback.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/ 05/oblivion-nude-texture.jpg

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    46. Re:Overrated by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1
      As someone who bought Oblivion and installed the so-called "nude patch", I can safely say that it works as follows: the game contains a nude female top because it needs that as a background to wrap armor around. When a female wears a hunter's vest, it consists of something like a bikini top. When she wears steel plate, her chest is completely covered. When she wears leather, some skin is shown. To ensure that each armor shows the correct skin, there is a nude female skin underneath. However, if the female wears no top at all, she gets the standard "nude female top" which has an ugly bikini wrapped around it (actually covering more skin than the hunter's vest). Now, what the nude patch does is replacing what is wrapped around the nude female upper body (ugly bikini top) with what is wrapped around the male upper body (nothing). The only thing which one can accuse Bethesda of is that they provided a nude female upper body with nipples, which would never been shown in the game because they are always covered by something. They could have gone for a Barbie model. Frankly, I don't really know why they did not do that, but it is obvious that no beta tester (or anyone but the low-level programmers for that matter) would notice this because there is no way that the nipples could be shown by normal gameplay. (And I actually that Jack Thompson would get just as rallied by a female top without nipples as by one with).

      And if you wonder why I installed the nude patch: it makes the game more realistic, in the sense that it feels quite ridiculous that every female would wear the same wrap-around bikini under her clothes. There is also a fun part in the game where a trickster god asks you to turn a party into chaos by using a spell which removes everyone's clothes. In my view the chaos is much less if every female keeps her top. True, these are subtle differences, but in a game that tries to evoke a feeling of realism, it certainly counts. But, it should be said, in no way are these nude female tops erotic. I mean, Bethesda did not implement "jiggly physics", they did not go for ridiculous boob sizes (my guess is that all women have a B-cup in Oblivion), and the females are responding in the same way as men overall (one exception is the all-female-thieves band that rip off males only). In that sense, Oblivion is one of the tamest games I know (at least on the eroticism scale), even with topless females.

    47. Re:Overrated by Criterion · · Score: 1

      Hot Coffee was on the GTA:SA disk, the topless textures are on the Oblivion disk. Both require mods to access. Same thing.

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    48. Re:Overrated by Criterion · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Does this really appear to be a male texture to you?

      http://elliottback.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/ 05/oblivion-nude-texture.jpg

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    49. Re:Overrated by gorbachev · · Score: 1

      Geez.

      What if the modder would've taken a part of naked arm (leg, foot, neck, face, whatever) texture, then stretched it to fit the entire upper body and then released a naked mod. Would the ESRB still had re-rated the game?

      The end result would've been entirely the same, and technically the means to achieve would've been exactly the same, as would've the "fact" that Bethesda shipped the game with naked textures in it.

      Laughable.

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    50. Re:Overrated by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      No but it does look green.

      Mmmmm. Green. Women. From Orion.

      Stop it! Bad Kirk! Bad Kirk!

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    51. Re:Overrated by Ishi · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much the argument that got the laws changed in NY. The state court ruled that it towns/cities could only make it illegal for a women to be topless in public if it was also illegal for a men.

    52. Re:Overrated by crazyjimmy · · Score: 1

      Heh, since I UNLOCKED it with a tiny bit of code (an simple .ESM file that had no graphics), it's fair to say that it did indeed ship with the game. However, that being said, they're...well...just nipples.

      I'm not a pixel-perv or anything like that. I installed the original nudity patch on Morrowind simply because I dislike the ugly bra they put on 'em. I did the same with Oblivion.

      That being said, the sheer nastiness of many of the missions leads me to believe that it deserves its M, and probably should've gotten it to begin with. Not for nipplage, but for the violence. However, that's the fault of the ESRB and not Bethesda. And certainly not Take Two. Other than publishing the game, I'm not sure what they really had to do with it.

      --Jimmy

    53. Re:Overrated by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      So tell me again why it's acceptable for a guy to go topless 'round here but everyone gets all bent out of shape if a woman does?

      A woman's breasts are more sexually sensitive than a male's, hence they're more of a sex organ than for a male, which makes them subject to similar rules of other sex organs.

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    54. Re:Overrated by Malakusen · · Score: 1

      Those are ant bites. DUH!

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    55. Re:Overrated by Malakusen · · Score: 1

      Milk comes out of female breasts. Morally uptight cultures have an excretion fixation, anything that something comes out of is wrong. Or something like that, I have no idea. I wish toplessness was legal here, it would make summer so much better.

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    56. Re:Overrated by Malakusen · · Score: 1

      You really seem to have sand in your vagina over this... why do you care so much?

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    57. Re:Overrated by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      And their purpose? To break up the monotony of the male chest?

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    58. Re:Overrated by Malakusen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, it's because until you as a fetus hit 14 weeks, you're androgynous. At 14 weeks after fertilization, the hormones turn on that turn you into a boy or girl. However, at that point, the nipples have already developed. The scientific evolutionary reason for this is because it makes it slightly easier for a female to develop then a male, since female is the default setting, and more women is better for racial proliferation then more men, since 1 male can impregnate several female and not be hampered by carrying the infant to term.

      Male nipples are also great proof that there is no Intelligent Design. If every fetus is formed in the womb and known by God there, then you'd think he'd eliminate the useless nipples, making men less susceptible to breast cancer when we don't need nipples anyway.

      http://amos.indiana.edu/library/scripts/nipples.ht ml

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    59. Re:Overrated by Criterion · · Score: 1

      *Looks down*... nope, no sand there, but misinformation does rub me the wrong way. Especially when it's something somebody pulled out of their ass and has NO bearing whatsoever in reality, and doubly so when it seems like everybody has latched onto it for dear life like some salvation or something.

      Why do you care what I post? You really think these guys would notice 1 little bitty post with the link in these pages of madness?

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    60. Re:Overrated by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Funny

      So...nipples, on men are similar to having a platypus stapled to your chest? Surely, there's some god laughing at me. Maybe not for male nipples but for something.

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    61. Re:Overrated by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1
      A woman's breasts are more sexually sensitive than a male's, hence they're more of a sex organ than for a male, which makes them subject to similar rules of other sex organs.


      Breasts are meant for lactation, not copulation. While they are generally recommended for normal development of children, they are still optional (as opposed to testicals and the uterus) in a reproductive sense.

      Because of this, it is considered sexist to treat women's breasts seperatly from the male's chest. If women are required to wear shirts, then so should males. Otherwise, toplessness is not a problem.
    62. Re:Overrated by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1
      Breasts are meant for lactation, not copulation.

      Assuming you're male, if you think that breasts are not functional in copulation for a woman, then I have to question whether you 1) have had access to a real set in your life, or 2) knew what do with them once you had them. :)

      Here's a hint: woman's breasts are wired just a wee bit differently than male breasts.

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    63. Re:Overrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the contrary.

      Read this:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breasts

      Scientists believe breasts were made to arouse men.

    64. Re:Overrated by a.d.trick · · Score: 1

      Yes, you are correct. I think the source of confusion comes from the fact that the said nudity is less errotic than a dressed down barbie (at least barbies aren't pixilied) leading many people to believe there was something else.

    65. Re:Overrated by Malakusen · · Score: 1

      You've posted pretty much the same thing 7 times... if people didn't get it after the first, second, or third times, why keep it up? Horse is beaten and already dead!

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    66. Re:Overrated by Criterion · · Score: 1

      You must be new here.

      Why persist? I don't let the noobs get me down. Never give up, never surrender.

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  5. I think... by Cheapy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think that there should be a new rating introduced. How about "TM", or maybe "T-M". It would stand for "Teen-Moddable", and underneath it it would say: "This game can be modified by the players. This means that there can be boobies and heavy sexual innuendo."

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    1. Re:I think... by God'sDuck · · Score: 1

      *can* be?

    2. Re:I think... by Caste11an · · Score: 5, Funny

      Congratulations on buying the executive version of Oblivion. You have chosen wisely and we value your discerning taste in deciding to pay the few extra pence for a product of real quality. Everything on this record has been designed to meet the exacting standards which you have naturally come to expect. The game disc itself is made from the very finest Colombian extruded polyvinyl. The centerhole has been created to fit exactly into your drive with all the precision of finest Swiss craftmanship. The audio content has been quality graded to give you the finest in listening pleasure. There is little or no offending material apart from four cunts, one clitoris, and a foreskin. And as they only occur in this End User License Agreement, you're past them now. You can relax and enjoy this quality product, secure in the knowledge that it has been specially created for the lover of fine things and man of good taste.

    3. Re:I think... by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 3, Funny

      "This game contains Sexually Explicit Teens."

      PS. Don't get your hopes up; they are all fat, pimply boys sitting in their mother's basement.

      PPS. That includes the hot druid you were cybering with last night.

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    4. Re:I think... by Ian_Bailey · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They actually have a disclaimer designed for this:

      Online games that include user-generated content (e.g., chat, maps, skins) carry the notice "Game Experience May Change During Online Play" to warn consumers that content created by players of the game has not been rated by the ESRB.

      http://www.esrb.org/ratings/ratings_guide.jsp

    5. Re:I think... by pidge-nz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nice Monty Python reference.

      But you forget the "pppphhhhffffttt! Can you edit that out? Yes? Thanks"

    6. Re:I think... by Izrath · · Score: 1
      You missed their point: content created by players . The players didn't creat the content.

      Not saying I agree with the ESRB; just pointing out their point.

      That said, their disclaimer should say:

      Online games that include user-generated content (e.g., chat, maps, skins) carry the notice "Game Experience May Change During Online Play" to warn consumers that content created or modified by players of the game has not been rated by the ESRB.
    7. Re:I think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the people of America ever found out that women have breasts and nipples, anarchy would take the place of law and order. Good think we have Jack Thompson to protect us from obsecene, anatomically correct females.

    8. Re:I think... by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that the disclaimer includes the important words "online play". In this case, Oblivion wouldn't qualify, as it is an offline, single player game.

  6. take-two eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who knew take-two and bethesda were the same entity. bad bad bethesda, changing your name won't fool jack thompson. :P

  7. Best Course of Action by Enderandrew · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He likes to instigate things. He likes attention. Everyone knows his stance, which you either agree with or don't (hopefully it is the latter). Can we just be done with him now? Honestly, the best course of action is to ignore him.

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    1. Re:Best Course of Action by Khaed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed! I had the same thought when I saw this article -- "Can we please just ignore him?" The guy just wants us to pay attention to him. Unless you're Penny Arcade. Then he gets pissed if you pay attention to him.

    2. Re:Best Course of Action by RingDev · · Score: 1

      "Honestly, the best course of action is to ignore him."

      While that may work in the play ground, ignoring people who have access to mass publication and political lobiests is all round a bad idea. The American people will beleive what ever lie is said the most. The best way to beat him is to get him involved in a scandle, even a wide spread rumor of sexual deviance would be enough to close a lot of the right wing doors in his face.

      -Rick

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    3. Re:Best Course of Action by Enderandrew · · Score: 1
      In the American playground, the almight dollar speaks loudest. If the media truly believes that we care what he has to say, he will always have a television appearance waiting for him.

      As consumers we can opt not to pick up newspapers, magazines and the like that have him blasting his usual rhetoric on their pages.

      And frankly, those that are likely to listen to him and believe him are those that already made up their minds. Screaming at Thompson himself is not likely to change his mind, or anyone else's sadly. I'm not too worried. The game industry is blossoming, and the majority of gamers are adults.

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    4. Re:Best Course of Action by keyne9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The ignorant masses do not ignore nutjobs like him. Ignoring him will do nothing to ease the minds of those who would listen to him. Thus, they must be informed of his lunacy.

    5. Re:Best Course of Action by RingDev · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "As consumers we can opt not to pick up newspapers, magazines and the like that have him blasting his usual rhetoric on their pages."

      And the Jews had every right to ignore the Nazi party in the early 1930s. Ignoring those who preach for the restriction of our civil liberties is every bit as damning as signing those civil liberties away yourself.

      "And frankly, those that are likely to listen to him and believe him are those that already made up their minds."

      Given enough publicity to the contrary people can and will change their minds. Just look at Bush's track record for proof on that one.

      "Screaming at Thompson himself is not likely to change his mind, or anyone else's sadly."

      I never said scream at Thompson. I said discredit him. Attack his position, his stance, and his point of view. If all else fails, implicate him in a scandle. Money laundering, political payoffs, underage Philipino boys, what ever. Sure, it might not be completely ethical, but it'll erode a lot of his constituency. ;)

      -Rick

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    6. Re:Best Course of Action by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

      Thompson is a blowhard, if I remember correctly he was disbarred or at least investigated, I don't think he's actually made any inroads on this front recently. We don't need yet another story to tell us what Thompson's stance is, we know what it is already, he's 100% down the line pro-censorship in games.

      Seriously, stop publicizing Jack Thompson and he'll go away. He feeds off your hate mail and your stories and your negative comments.

    7. Re:Best Course of Action by Enderandrew · · Score: 1
      How do you propose we educate the ignorant?

      Let's say Aunt Betty Mae is watching the news and hears that there is a very bad videogame from a trusted lawyer on the news. You say the videogame isn't bad. Who is she going to listen to?

      If she is a consumer who knows anything about videogames, then she probably has heard very favorable reviews about Oblivion. If she is not a consumer, then she probably thinks poorly of Oblivion.

      The only danger her is if she stand behind Clinton and pushes for legislation. The only people I'm worried about educating are those in office.

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    8. Re:Best Course of Action by Enderandrew · · Score: 1
      I see Goodwin's law is in full effect. I don't take troll bait. Sorry.

      The Nazi party was responsible for something like 30 million deaths. Thompson is responsible for angering soccer moms. The two do not make for a fair parallel.

      Feel free to try again.

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    9. Re:Best Course of Action by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      The ignorant masses do not ignore nutjobs like him. Ignoring him will do nothing to ease the minds of those who would listen to him. Thus, they must be informed of his lunacy.

      But... but... they're ignorant masses! That's what they do!

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    10. Re:Best Course of Action by RingDev · · Score: 1

      The point of my anology was to show that ignoring 'crazy' people with access to government and mass media is not a wise idea. Yes, it was an extreme comparison, and no, I do not believe that Thompson is going to go on a rampage killing millions.

      The Nazi's did how ever determine what material was appropriate for the masses, and "un-German" books and other "socially disturbing" material were banned and burnt. Would you ignore Thompson if he called for M video games to be banned? Would you ignore him if he held video game burning events in front of the capital? Would you ignore him if he were actively lobying for strictor video game content laws?

      Our for fathers fought and died to ensure that we have our civil liberties. But that doesn't mean they are ours forever. We must always be vigilant and defend our cibil liberties and protect them, and our way of life from those who would seek to rule us under tyrany with lives shaped in their views.

      -Rick

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    11. Re:Best Course of Action by Enderandrew · · Score: 1
      He has called for the banning of video games, de facto. He wants games treated as pornography by law. Many cities won't allow porn shops in city limits. Best Buy and Walmart won't sell video games if they are considered porn.

      However, thankfully, most people aren't listening to him.

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    12. Re:Best Course of Action by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "The Nazi party was responsible for something like 30 million deaths. Thompson is responsible for angering soccer moms. The two do not make for a fair parallel."

      If the parallel being made was how many people they each have killed then fine, the point being made was how the Nazi's and Jack Thompson both use/d progpaganda as a tactic to accomplish what tthey are trying to accomplish and why ignoring both groups proved and will prove to be a bad decision when trying to fight such propaganda.

    13. Re:Best Course of Action by Enderandrew · · Score: 1
      There are plenty of models for propoganda, and the Nazi party is still not a good parallel for Thompson.

      Just because you disagree with his views, that does not make him a Nazi. One can argue that you are closer to the Nazi here, because you insinuate anyone who disagrees with you is the equivalent of a genocidal fuck.

      See that's the thing with free speech. You don't want him to censor anything, but you are more than willing to use propanda to fight him, all while claiming to hate propoganda.

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    14. Re:Best Course of Action by L-Train8 · · Score: 1

      Whether you and I ignore him won't have much effect. It's whether the media ignore him. But it looks like they might be, since this press release is just him begging for someone to let him be on the air. If he can't get major news outlets to care about the non-story of the Oblivion rating change, he can't get on TV.

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    15. Re:Best Course of Action by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
      Thompson is a blowhard, if I remember correctly he was disbarred or at least investigated

      Lawsuit from Thompson heading your way in 5...4...3...

    16. Re:Best Course of Action by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "One can argue that you are closer to the Nazi here, because you insinuate anyone who disagrees with you is the equivalent of a genocidal fuck."

      Actually no, you got it wrong again, no one is saying jack thompson=nazi, they are saying (and i'd agree) that his method of "informing" the masses is akin to propaganda, the example given was jewish propaganda given by Nazi's and how jewish people chose to ingore it:

      "And the Jews had every right to ignore the Nazi party in the early 1930s. Ignoring those who preach for the restriction of our civil liberties is every bit as damning as signing those civil liberties away yourself."

      Let me restate the point, do not ingore propaganda, instead stand up to it and shine a light that will decry it for what it is, untruths used to sway opinions for one's personal agenda/vendetta.

      Can you point to where I posted lies stated as fact thus being actual propaganda?

    17. Re:Best Course of Action by Malakusen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We need a Trotsky's law or something for whenever someone calls somebody else a Commie, they were at least on par with the Nazis.

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    18. Re:Best Course of Action by Enderandrew · · Score: 1
      Propoganda is a loose term. Doctors who kick start a campaign promoting good health could be accused of propoganda. People advocate their causes all the time.

      You disagree with Thompson, so his opinion is equal to that of a Nazi.

      Comparing him to a genocidal maniac borders on lying. You stretch the truth to the point where it is utterly obfuscated by hyperbole.

      I think Thompson is an idiot, and an annoying one at that. I don't however confuse his tactics with those of Nazi's. You see, propoganda is a word with negative connotations, but it is a tactic used every day by every side. The difference between the US government using cartoon characters to convince our children than all Germans and Japanese were evil is only different fron Nazi propoganda in that we agree with out side, and don't agree with the other side. So opinions we don't agree with is evil propoganda, and we're just good guys. Thompson wants people to believe that by playing video games, we should be compared to the Columbine kids. You want to compare him to a Nazi because you disagree with him. You use the very same tactic as the person you loathe.

      That's what I have an issue with.

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    19. Re:Best Course of Action by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Does that only apply to calling someone a "Dirty Commie"? I wonder if a distinction is made for those who bathe.

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    20. Re:Best Course of Action by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      So it seems you are either a troll or once again misunderstood what I have written, let's see if we can figure out which it is...

      "Propoganda is a loose term."
      propaganda Audio pronunciation of "propaganda" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (prp-gnd)
      n.

            1. The systematic propagation of a doctrine or cause or of information reflecting the views and interests of those advocating such a doctrine or cause.
            2. Material disseminated by the advocates or opponents of a doctrine or cause: wartime propaganda.

      Doesn't seem like a loose term at all...

      "You disagree with Thompson, so his opinion is equal to that of a Nazi."

      I never called Thompson a Nazi, I was explaining the parent's post (does anyone ever read the parent?) who was comparing Propaganda that Nazi's used with what Thompson does with his "News releases".

      "Comparing him to a genocidal maniac borders on lying. You stretch the truth to the point where it is utterly obfuscated by hyperbole."

      Once again I didn't compare him to Nazi's nor did I stretch the truth.

      "So opinions we don't agree with is evil propoganda, and we're just good guys."

      Actually when looking at the definition, what he does IS propaganda, when the information that is giving is purposely contorted using lies I would call that evil no matter what side of the arguement someone falls on...

      "You want to compare him to a Nazi because you disagree with him. You use the very same tactic as the person you loathe."

        Since I am not spreading false propaganda nor comparing him to Nazi's I don't see how you can call me relatively "bad". I agree with the parent as he is using the same false propaganda tactics that the Nazi's did (the parent made the observation, I happen to agree with it, notice the difference?), not because I disagree with him but because of what HE does... I'm not the one spreading lies as truth.

      "The difference between the US government using cartoon characters to convince our children than all Germans and Japanese were evil is only different fron Nazi propoganda in that we agree with out side, and don't agree with the other side."

      I would consider them both reprehensible, anytime someone or something spreads lies I am repulsed.

    21. Re:Best Course of Action by Malakusen · · Score: 1

      Duh, all Commies are Dirty, baths are a tool of the oligarchy!

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    22. Re:Best Course of Action by Enderandrew · · Score: 0, Troll

      You compare people to Nazi's and then call them names. And I'm a troll. Right. I'm done with you.

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    23. Re:Best Course of Action by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Ignoring the nutjobs was what got the GOP usurped by more radical elements, it's what keeps faith-healers and snake-oil salesmen in business, it's how Scientology stays in business, and so on...

      Sigh.

      The problem with nutjobs. Unless they are agressively debunked, they will continue to bamboozle and fast-talk to rake in cash from less critical people. They abuse the trust of people, misusing semiotics that we normally associate with trustworthiness. To ignore Jack Thompson would be to let him hoodwink more people into supporting him with donations.

      It's people like Jack Thompson that make "Question Authority" an ever relevant phrase. Unless authority is questioned and examined, fools like Mr. Thompson will continue to rule discourse.

  8. Well there's a surprise. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Can't be pissed off at Thompson for being a wanker...He was born that way, I doubt he could help it. I guess you could blame his parents for not slapping the stupid out of him...

    All that being said, W. T. F. was the ESRB thinking giving that game a goddamn Teen rating? DIABLO II got a goddamn M rating. Any moron would know that a first person game with fricking SWORDS is going to rate an M. Didn't Morrowind rate an M?

    Really, does it weight that heavily on the sales if it ends up rated M?

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    1. Re:Well there's a surprise. by benjjj · · Score: 1

      Swords by themselves don't mean anything. There's no animated blood in Oblivion, the violence is structured (i.e. rules dictate when killing is appropriate and when it is not, and the player is rewarded or punished as necessary), and the game world offers so many opportunities for non-violent participation. There is very little, if any, gratuitous violence in Oblivion.

    2. Re:Well there's a surprise. by HunterZ · · Score: 1

      Really, does it weight that heavily on the sales if it ends up rated M?

      Yes. Apparently many large game retailers (e.g. Wal-Mart, whose influence is evidenced in the standardized, small game box size that is now omnipresent) don't stock rated-M games in efforts to maintain a family-friendly image or somesuch.

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    3. Re:Well there's a surprise. by is+as+us+Infinite · · Score: 0

      The thing is, it likely doesn't matter _at all_ to Take Two that the game 'should have' gotten a higher rating. The crux of the matter here is that Jerk Thompson is lobbying for some sort of stricter rating system based on the fact that the current one is 'broken'. And this is just more fuel for the fire. As if any rating system could be perfect anyway.

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    4. Re:Well there's a surprise. by krist0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      SPOILER :

      Towards the end of the Dark Brotherhood line, some guy (not saying who) is hung upside down from a ceiling, skinned.

      Bit gruesome. Also in the oblivion plane there is alot of messed up corpses, blood splatters on walls/floors...

      Doesn't bother me but maybe some parents would not like their 13 year old seeing it.

      I think it should have been M and be done with it. I am sure it would have sold exactly the same.

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    5. Re:Well there's a surprise. by mcsestretch · · Score: 0

      Actually, when you hit a creature, sometimes it leaves blood patches on the floor or walls.

      So, yes, there is blood but it's a swordfighting game. What did you expect?

    6. Re:Well there's a surprise. by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Yes. Apparently many large game retailers (e.g. Wal-Mart, whose influence is evidenced in the standardized, small game box size that is now omnipresent) don't stock rated-M games in efforts to maintain a family-friendly image or somesuch.

      hmm. maybe its differant down there (i'm in canada), but i see M-rated games stocked in walmart. doom III, quake 4, GTA series, et all.

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    7. Re:Well there's a surprise. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's incorrect. Major game retailers like Walmart don't stock AO-rated games. They just ask for ID (sometimes) for M-rated games. You can confirm this by travelling to your local Walmart, and looking in the games section.

    8. Re:Well there's a surprise. by HunterZ · · Score: 1

      Ah, you're right - I must have been thinking about the AO (Adults Only) ESRB rating. Here's a link to Wal-Mart's official policy: http://www.wal-martfacts.com/keytopics/merchandisi ng.aspx#a162

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    9. Re:Well there's a surprise. by esper · · Score: 1

      the violence is structured (i.e. rules dictate when killing is appropriate and when it is not, and the player is rewarded or punished as necessary)

      Yes... Like the daedric quest (I forget which shrine it came from, but just east of the road north to the Nord city) which sends you off to a small village to murder the heads of the two families living there and plant evidence so that the other villagers will kill each other to avenge the murders and then "punishes" your inappropriate killing by giving you a powerful artifact.

      And then there's the Dark Brotherhood, a faction of assassins which you can't join without committing at least two murders (one to get their attention so that they'll contact you, then a second to gain full membership).

      And this is just the most-readily-found cases where the violence is clearly not legally appropriate (the game consistently uses the word "murder" to describe these quests and, if you are seen carrying them out, it will be treated as a crime) and you are then rewarded for it.

      I don't have any problem with anything that I've seen in the game so far, but it's just dishonest to try to sweep the mature or potentially-objectionable parts of the game under the rug and pretend they don't exist.

    10. Re:Well there's a surprise. by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "the violence is structured (i.e. rules dictate when killing is appropriate and when it is not, and the player is rewarded or punished as necessary) and the game world offers so many opportunities for non-violent participation."

      You could say the same thing about GTA 3.

      There is animated blood, but does that grab an M automatically?

    11. Re:Well there's a surprise. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DIABLO II got a goddamn M rating.

      Of course. That's because the some of mutilated corpses of people that were obviously tortured to death had OMG naked breasts!!

    12. Re:Well there's a surprise. by nutrock69 · · Score: 1

      We live in a country (USA) where it is apparently OK to show footage on the evening news (ie: dinnertime) with victims and severed body parts from that day's suicide bombing in Iraq - but it is apparently NOT ok to show Janet Jackson's nipple for less than a second during halftime of the Super Bowl.

      Guess which one will give my 8 year old daughter nightmares. On second thought - guess which one did give my daughter nightmares. I don't have an illegal immigrant nanny to console my child at 2 am and explain why there's so much violence in the world, so I have to do that myself.

    13. Re:Well there's a surprise. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      In my mind, a game like Diablo II is the bottom of the scale. No exploding chunks, mild blood (most of which isn't red), and a sophisticated plot that deals with evil and demons. Oblivion has all that, is easily moddable, and allows more significant closeups.

      I think, especially since M is a debased and overused rating already, that, when in doubt, jump to M. Mind you, I think AO should actually be used, but I suppose that's too much to hope for. Maybe as online distribution catches on, we'll see more of that.

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    14. Re:Well there's a surprise. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Halo and Halo 2 both got M, and they're MUCH less violent than Oblivion is, even ignoring the nudity issue.

      The only news here is that the ESRB screwed up big-time and were trying to come up with a way of fixing their mistake without looking like morons and then, hey look, this mod came around just in time.

    15. Re:Well there's a surprise. by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 1

      My copy of Morrowind is rated Teen, but that might have changed since I got it mid cycle. Maybe the add-ons changed the rating when they were released.

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  9. Why do we bother? by Gorkamecha · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Gah, this is nothing but Troll bait.....We can't stop Jack Thompson from talking to the press. We can't stop the press from listening to him...so why do we even bother to post these. All we get are comments ranging from the useless to the insane (yes threating JAck with violence is an excellent way of proving he's wrong *sigh*). This post included ;)

    1. Re:Why do we bother? by Robotron23 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I didn't post this topic as troll bait - peculiarly enough this is one of the very few sources stating Thompson's actions, and we all knew there would be some actions out of Oblivion's rerating. Simply put, whenever a popular game is rerated upwards, then Jack Thompson will be there, waiting to spew his trash on whatever TV station will accept him.

      I posted this topic to raise awareness of what may develop into something we have to take attention of, a la the Penny Arcade incident. Sure nobody wants Thompson acheiving his aims - but topics that inform people of this lunatic's actions, which can and have damaged the gaming industry, are justified and in no way troll bait; I haven't seen a decent (ie. modded up) troll thusfar.

      The more people know how inanely crazy he is (evident from most of his writings/appearances) the better. As other posters have said, there will always be the ignorant "mass" - the internet, as a source of information, should technically shrink that mass.

  10. Why I like the tags function by raitchison · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lets me tag stores like this with "asshole attentionwhore bullshit esrb fud"

    Even if it doesn't accomplish anything it makes me feel better /offtopic

  11. Jack Thompson by eviloverlordx · · Score: 0

    From the article:

    and received ACLU's "Top Ten Censors of the Year Award" (1992).

    Well, that's something to be proud of. Of course Thompson just likes getting his name in the news, but you'd think that someone with his drive could put it to better use, say fighting poverty or finding a cure for AIDS.

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    1. Re:Jack Thompson by Loonacy · · Score: 1

      Well, if you look at the facts, the number of documented AIDS cases in the world has grown proportionately to the amount of violence in videogames. So if Jack succeeds in banning violence in videogames, then he'll have effectively cured AIDS. Right?

  12. What? by The-Bus · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Its popular and newly released Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion has now been re-rated "Mature" and recalled by the ESRB because Take-Two and its co-publisher have been caught embedding nude figures and scenes in the game which can be unlocked with a code provided by the developer. This is not a modification or "mod" of the game by gamers. It is an unlocking of content that was put there by Take-Two with the unlocking code provided by the developer!


    You have to be kidding me. I hope this guy appears on a few call-in shows. I'd love to ask him some questions.
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    1. Re:What? by spun · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, he's technically almost correct here. Characters are modelled nude, and seperate clothing is added over the nude models. The developers included some "code," a program used to make mods. Players can use this "code" to "unlock" the naked character models. It's a mod, but it's not a mod that adds content, which is what he's trying to say.

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    2. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My question is: When will Jack go after Mattel for providing access to nudity through their Barbie (tm) dolls? They provide the nudity for you, and the means to access it (the clothes *are* removable).



      Why isn`t Barbie (tm) Rated M for Mature?

    3. Re:What? by compro01 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why isn`t Barbie (tm) Rated M for Mature?

      you seem to be trying to apply logic to jack's claims. your attempt is destined to fail.

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    4. Re:What? by XzQuala · · Score: 1
      Why isn`t Barbie (tm) Rated M for Mature?

      Because, Barbie doesn't come equipped with nipples.
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    5. Re:What? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I hope this guy appears on a few call-in shows. I'd love to ask him some questions.

      I hate to beat a dead horse, but I cleaned his clock when he was on Mike Reagan's radio show about three years ago.

      He's an asshat. He likes to whip up the fears of uninformed parents and morality crusaders. Whether the facts support his position or not.

      LK

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    6. Re:What? by CMDR+Wolf · · Score: 1

      Is there a transcript of the conversation available anywhere? I'd like to read it.

    7. Re:What? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      carefull, guys like this are extremely well prepared. Have notes handy.

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  13. Oh god, not another one... by filterchild · · Score: 3, Funny

    Jack Thompson: the Dvorak of the gaming world.

    1. Re:Oh god, not another one... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Jack Thompson: the Dvorak of the gaming world.

      Please, you're insuting Dvorak.

    2. Re:Oh god, not another one... by NewWorldDan · · Score: 1

      You're being much to charitable. Jack Thompson has far more in common with Fred Phelps. Dvorak makes wild predictions to draw in readers. Jack, like Fred, makes raving baseless accusations for reasons I can't understand. And how this article made the front page without the Monty Python Foot icon, I'll never know.

    3. Re:Oh god, not another one... by filterchild · · Score: 1

      Well, see, I meant it in the sense that when either Thompson or Dvorak gets an article on /., everyone rolls their eyes and says "Shit, what's he on about now?"

  14. R. O. F. L. by idonthack · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Jack Thompson makes me laugh.

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  15. I drew some boobs on the newspaper once by Jimmy+King · · Score: 1

    so we need to regulate newspapers and make sure that only adults can see them since they can be modified to show porn, right?

  16. Clarification: by Avillia · · Score: 2, Informative

    The skin was a nude skin used to render clothing. It was technical nudity. It was unlocked via a third party modification. There was no intended nudity or a fellatio minigame, just a skinning component detached and refactored. Not nearly as severe, but still hot-coffee-esque.

    1. Re:Clarification: by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It doesn't even look like a real nude woman[1], it's not even close to anatomically correct. It's less realistic than a Barbie doll with the clothes stripped off. Last time I checked, Barbie dolls didn't have an 'M' rating -- they didn't have a rating at all!

      [1] Or like the pictures and videos we've all seen, for those of us who lack a basis for comparison :)

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    2. Re:Clarification: by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

      Next week we'll see Jack trying to outlaw mannequins.

  17. Sorry by Rinisari · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Clearly, Mr. Thompson does not understand the technical nature of the problems he addresses with his hellfire and brimstone approach. In both the Hot Coffee and this new Oblivion case, the consumer must have the desire to modify the game in order to access content which the developers did not intend for the consumer to see. Sure, in the Hot Coffee case, the "questionable" content was there but inaccessable in any way through normal operation of them game. In the Oblivion case, the "questionable" content isn't even in the data of the game!

    Mr. Thompson should turn his efforts elsewhere. My suggestion would be the consumer instead of the manufacturers, because they are far more likely to listen.

    1. Re:Sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Which is what I was thinking. Any real game can be modified, and any normal child or teen with is going to modify it to meet the age appropriate needs. So swimming for children becomes a game in which everyone plays grab ass. Monopoly quickly evolves into a situation where clothes can be given instead of money. Cosmo cut outs can be pasted on cards. As the teen grows, the needs become more immidate so low card has to pleasure the winner.

      Are we going to ban all these games as M? Are we going to live in such fear of our god given bodies and our god given desires that we destroy any game that might remotely lead to sexual play.

      This Thompson guy is clearly a pervert, just like the priests that talk chastity and morals while raping children.

  18. See Subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know what you're all thinking:

    "I'd sure like that Jack Thompson to not do that anymore!"

  19. SHOCKING: People are nude under their clothes by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is just ridiculous. If you're going to make an accurate model of a human character, of course you're going to have to start with a naked form and build up from there.

    I can understand people getting offended at "Hot Coffee", which was explicitly sexual, but this is just silly. People are naked beneath their clothing. It's true! Take-Two showed more no skin than you'd see in the world normally, but they made the horrible sin of starting from anatomically correct base. You might as well ban mannequins.

    1. Re:SHOCKING: People are nude under their clothes by jb.hl.com · · Score: 1

      You might as well ban mannequins.

      Don't give him ideas...

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    2. Re:SHOCKING: People are nude under their clothes by Vengeance · · Score: 4, Funny

      This reminds me of "The Muppet Show". Sam the Eagle was all in a huff, and gave a speech about the evils of nudity. A reasonable paraphrase goes like this:

      People, under their clothes? Nudity!

      Birds, under their feathers? Nudity! *looks down, slinks off*

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    3. Re:SHOCKING: People are nude under their clothes by Surt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think you can really claim that your base model of a human couldn't have non removable underwear built into the model. Not that you should need to do this, but you could. And given how innaccurate their models are to begin with, I'm not sure the need for accuracy argument holds much water.

      And a parallel might not require banning mannequins wholesale. What about banning mannequins with unnecessarily graphic details. For example, do mannequins require coloration of the nipple?

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    4. Re:SHOCKING: People are nude under their clothes by Kjella · · Score: 1

      This is just ridiculous. If you're going to make an accurate model of a human character, of course you're going to have to start with a naked form and build up from there.

      Just to get away from lame things like this, I would probably demand that the base skin had a "duck tape" bikini over the nipples/crotch. Something like the center girl here (probably not safe for work, but no nipples/crotch visible). Then again, from what I've understood it's the male texture wrapped over the female model. The males would look really stupid in a mini-bra. Shirt minimum below your armor? I mean, someone could get offended by a shirtless man.

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    5. Re:SHOCKING: People are nude under their clothes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      This (non-removable underclothes) is how World of Warcraft does this.

    6. Re:SHOCKING: People are nude under their clothes by crossmr · · Score: 1

      Not in america. They go right from clothes to blood and guts. Thats all good. Throw a nipple in the equation and it is the apocolypse.

    7. Re:SHOCKING: People are nude under their clothes by kindbud · · Score: 1

      I don't think you can really claim that your base model of a human couldn't have non removable underwear built into the model.

      The texture for the unclothed female model in Oblivion does have a bra over the chest. The mod in question switches the textures for the male chest, which has no bar, to the female model, thereby giving it a bare chest (and some weird shading). Nobody included bare female chest textures in this game. This is a monumentally stupid non-issue.

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    8. Re:SHOCKING: People are nude under their clothes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But mannequins are MODDABLE! Anyone can apply paint to the nipple and pubic area. The horror!

    9. Re:SHOCKING: People are nude under their clothes by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      And a parallel might not require banning mannequins wholesale. What about banning mannequins with unnecessarily graphic details. For example, do mannequins require coloration of the nipple?

      But adult stores use mannequins too, and it may be appropriate for the clothing -they- would be using it for... It'd be the store's fault for not covering it up correctly if there were a problem with this...

    10. Re:SHOCKING: People are nude under their clothes by Criterion · · Score: 1

      "Nobody included bare female chest textures in this game."

      Yes they did. Tell me that this is a male texture. I dare you.

      http://elliottback.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/ 05/oblivion-nude-texture.jpg

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    11. Re:SHOCKING: People are nude under their clothes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but birds have no external equipment, if you know what I mean--neither girl birds, nor boy birds, neither on the chest, nor around the bend. All they have is a single, discreet opening. So, it's not like naked birds really have much to hide anyway.

  20. Antidotes? by thesaint05 · · Score: 4, Funny

    FTA:

    During your interview, Thompson also gives antidotes from his new book, "Out of Harm's Way" (Tyndale House Publishers).

    I wish someone would give me an antidote to Jack Thompson...

  21. Earth to Jack... by Bieeanda · · Score: 1

    Your fifteen minutes of ill-gotten fame are up. You owe us for twenty more, now. Oblivion is going to be a blip on the radar-- its install base is a fraction of GTA's, at best, and while there may be code in there for nudity, the hoops that you have to go through to get to it are hardly worthy of spectacle. Polygon nipples vs. a full-blown sexual mini-game, there's a broad difference of degree, there. One makes for great action shots on Fox News, the other just supports arguments about virtual violence against women (since one can only strip corpses, unless using the editor or stripping a player character); one is spectacular news, the other is sadly hashed over.

    1. Re:Earth to Jack... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your fifteen minutes of ill-gotten fame are up

      Fifteen minutes? Jack Tompson has been in the lime light many times, including popular crusades against Rap Music and Horror Movies; I'm reasonably sure he was against pilgrams dancing in the 1500's. The fact is that Jack Tompson always "Piles on" because he has political aspirations but doesn't recognize that he is too easily bated into aggressive comments that he could never be a successful politician.

      The actual mod involved has absolutely nothing to do with the re-rating (otherwise the Sims and Tomb Raider would have been rated M) and is entirely a consequence to the ESRBs making a mistake in the first place. The graphic portrail of violence in the game should have made Oblivion a M rated game to begin with; it got a Teen rating because the ESRB rating board doesn't actually play games they just look at videos/screen shots and make a judgement. The ESRB board got hundreds of complaints about how violent Oblivion was and needed to change the rating; they couldn't claim that they were mislead on the violence (because the videos and screen shots were very violent) so they took advantage of a mod that came out.

      Jack Tompson will disapear soon enough; when the general public gets bored with watching TV specials on the "Dangers of Videogames" he'll move to the next big danger (possibly the portrail of Drugs in movies, or the homosexual overtones of toddler television).

  22. s/Take-Two/Bethesda/ by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 1

    Oops, that should be Bethesda, not Take-Two. I made the mistake of assuming Thompson at least knew which company he was railing against.

  23. coming from a republican... by Kranfer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Even *I* as a republican cannot stand this guy. WTF is wrong with him, was he dropped on his head too many times as a baby or something? Or was he denied a magical sword in some MMORPG?

    --
    -- Josh
    "Whoopie! Man, that may have been a small one for Neil, but that's a long one for me!" - Pete Conrad
    1. Re:coming from a republican... by FluffyG · · Score: 1

      I bet someone stole his cloudsong

    2. Re:coming from a republican... by 21st+Century+Peon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Was he dropped on his head too many times as a baby?

      No, too few.

      --
      "Knowledge, sir, should be free to all!"
      ~Harcourt Fenton Mudd
    3. Re:coming from a republican... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Those of us who are Republicans in the spirit of the original principles of the GOP should be especially disgusted by the likes of Jack Thompson. Forming a coalition with the Christian Taliban has destroyed the GOP, and given us the Bush Administration and its brand of Corporate Socialism/Crony Capitalism.

      There are too few Republican politicians that hold to traditional GOP principles.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    4. Re:coming from a republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I laughed out loud.

    5. Re:coming from a republican... by leland242 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      if you are truely republican, and not a new moral crusading republican for jebus, the fact that you dislike Thompson's ideas should go without saying.

    6. Re:coming from a republican... by WillyMF1 · · Score: 1
      Was he dropped on his head too many times as a baby?

      No, too few.

      lol, or maybe just from too low :)

  24. Sure... by MBCook · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "During your interview, jack explains that this game is an even worse disaster than last year's' "Hot Coffee" scandal in that it has resulted in the re-rating of a "Teen" rated game that kids of all ages have already bought and secondly because it shows that the Take-Two and the ESRB and the industry as a whole learned absolutely nothing from last year's scandal."

    OK, as nuts as this guy is, are you kidding me?

    A little bit of topless-ness in a game rated T which was sold to kids of all ages is worse that a full sex mini-game, complete with sounds and visuals which was in a game rated MA which was sold to kids of all ages?

    Remember kids: Jack Thompson says sex mini-games are better than topless-ness. Just make sure the female isn't topless.

    --
    Comment forecast: Bits of genius surrounded by a sea of mediocrity.
  25. And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffee? by GundamFan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How can user mods be prevented, also how can a developer be held resposable for a non-sanctioned mod (something that would void any warenty on the product)? That is the real question.

    The "Lesson" is that Hillary Clinton is a stooge or at least bottom feeding to get conservative votes and people like Jack Thompson have declared war on an entertanment industy accusing it of erodeing our morals. Media reflects our culture not the other way around, "fix" our culture and the desire for simulated violence will go away on it's own.

    Just my 2 cents...

    --
    I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
    Mark Twain
  26. Jack Thompson is a 50 foot rampaging billboard ad. by Stavr0 · · Score: 1
    Hey, Slashdot! Are you suffering from the heartbreak of...Thompson-itis? Then take a tip from Mr. Paul Anka!

    To stop Jack Thomspon, one-two-three,
    Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free.
    It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...
    (Guarantee void in Tennessee.)
    Just don't look. Just don't look.

    Only when we all stop paying attention will he go away.

  27. I propose an experiment... by TooMuchEspressoGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ...on Mr. Thompson's behalf.

    First, get a bunch of gamers together. Give half of them the most violent video game you can think of, and give the other half a bunch of articles/rants by Jack Thompson, and tell each group to play/read for an hour. At the end of that hour, administer a few tests to see how violent each group is.

    I guarantee you that the Thompson group will be much more prone to start bashing in heads, particularly Mr. Thompson's.

    --
    Many Bothans died to bring you this sig.
    1. Re:I propose an experiment... by Kennego · · Score: 1

      Oh my god this is so true it's ridiculous...

  28. Why give publicity to this nut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you RTFA he's 'currently seeking talkshow appearances'. We've established that Jack won't listen to reason, and refuses to do anything but wave his personal flag to anyone who will look in his direction.

    At this point WHY are we continuing to provide him with free publicity? Since we now know how he reacts to critism from the hot coffee incident and that he obviously loves being in the spotlight why give him that satisfaction?

    Ignore Jack and let him try to get his own media coverage. Don't encourage the crappy behavior.

    1. Re:Why give publicity to this nut? by Indefinite,+Ephemera · · Score: 1

      I don't think we're part of his base of influence, even by extension, so frankly I hope coverage on gaming sites distracts his attention as much as possible.

    2. Re:Why give publicity to this nut? by dragonedge · · Score: 1

      I agree, this whole "attack" on Oblivian is most likley just a publicity stunt to sell his new book.

  29. Re:Somone poke Jack in the eye for me if you see h by Durinthal · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    The sheer stupidity of the "controversy" around this game makes me want to cry.

    You hear that? I said "cry", not "get a gun and go shoot him".

    [and my quote will appear as such in the media because they're morons too: "This game makes me want to ... get a gun and go shoot him."]

  30. Only one carefully thought response : by unity100 · · Score: 1

    Rating, my butt.

    1. Re:Only one carefully thought response : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ehh, I give it a 4.5. Those jeans kind of make it look fat.

    2. Re:Only one carefully thought response : by unity100 · · Score: 1

      Im positive towards all jean sizes and all 'butt' proportions. Egalite, Fraternite, Eternite.

  31. Thompson by Fiachra06 · · Score: 1

    To be honest, I'm not listening to the guy anymore. It used to be that my blood would boil at the sight of his name but he's made a complete arse of himself in the last year or so. Although people still print what he says I'm quite sure it's just because he's one of those publicity train wreaks you can't help but watch.

    Most people on the conservative side of the game violence argument have relaised he's a nut and don't want him representing their opinions any more than we want to listen to his lunatic rantings.

    Time for a new hobby Jack!

  32. Just makes you realize... by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How much Rockstar screwed us over.

    I WANT to call this guy an idiot (which he is) and say that there's NO WAY that the publisher should be held responsible for a user-made mod. But last time I did that, it turned out Rockstar actual HAD included the "offending" content, and HAD lied about it. All us gamer types were calling Jack a moron for confusing "official" content with user mods, but he turned out to be right.

    So thanks, Rockstar, for being idiots and forgetting to delete the mini-game you had to disable at the last minute to keep your "M" rating. And thanks even MORE for lying about it, making US look like jerks for defending you.

    1. Re:Just makes you realize... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      It is worse than that.
      The simple fact is the rating system is voluntary and it doesn't have the force of law.
      People complain that "parents" should know what games there kids are playing but at the same time don't like the voluntary rating system.
      Yea Jack is a moron and Oblivion may not deserve the M rating for the nudity.
      Yep Rockstar has done every pro-censor anti video game zealot a great service.

      --
      See my blog http://ilovecookes.blogspot.com/ for light hearted technical information.
    2. Re:Just makes you realize... by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      So thanks, Rockstar, for being idiots and forgetting to delete the mini-game you had to disable at the last minute to keep your "M" rating. And thanks even MORE for lying about it, making US look like jerks for defending you.

      I played through all of GTA:SA and beat the game and I'd never seen this mini game.

      My point is -- Rockstar didn't do anything wrong. You had to go out of your way to get this 'hot coffee' game, and it really wasn't worth my time or energy, so I didn't do it. I didn't care, I beat the game as it stood and never saw any sex mini game (I did beat hookers and kill cops, though, but I guess that's a lot less offensive.)

      Again, Rockstar didn't do anything wrong, the assholes chasing them down in this witchhunt did. Some people just have too much free time on their hands.

    3. Re:Just makes you realize... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The motion picture rating system is voluntary.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  33. Now there's a shocker by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    Just why is this news? This man would find Pong offensive and dangerous because a modder could change the ball into a CGI testicle. Even worse, the modder could turn the launch sites in Missile Command into big 36DDs that shoot milk at the incoming targets!

    Give up on him on Jack. He's a kook and won't change.

    1. Re:Now there's a shocker by Duds · · Score: 1

      Because, once again, there are no testicles on the tron disk (or rom). The models that were re-rated in Oblivion ARE on the disk.

    2. Re:Now there's a shocker by knn03 · · Score: 1

      Now that you mention it, the ball does resemble a testicle. And the paddles resemble "you-know-what." In fact, characters in early games were pretty much nude and they didn't even hide the content.

    3. Re:Now there's a shocker by mcsestretch · · Score: 0

      "...the modder could turn the launch sites in Missile Command into big 36DDs that shoot milk at the incoming targets!"

      BRILLIANT!!! I've been looking for the game that would make Jack Thompson's head implode!!

      [code code code]
      No, the milk doesn't look right...
      [code code code]

    4. Re:Now there's a shocker by HarvardAce · · Score: 1
      Even worse, the modder could turn the launch sites in Missile Command into big 36DDs that shoot milk at the incoming targets!

      Wait...isn't that what the original game had anyway? Well, it's yellow milk I guess, but it's close.

      --
      Note to self: Stop putting jokes in my insightful comments so I can get something other than +1 Funny!
    5. Re:Now there's a shocker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, once again, there are no testicles on the tron disk (or rom). The models that were re-rated in Oblivion ARE on the disk.

      So? Neither you, nor anyone else, has yet managed to come up with an explanation of why this is so significant.

      The situation is exactly the same. Before modification, no player of the game will see anything untoward, no matter what they do. After modification with an unsupported third-party patch, players have access to adult content.

      Why does it matter whether the unsupported third-party patch makes use of data on the game disk or not? It is unsupported, it is from a third party, it is a patch that modifies the game. It's not like you just enter a cheat code and everyone's naked!

    6. Re:Now there's a shocker by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      This isn't really true - there existed enough image data in the game to piece together something remotely close to a female upper torso. Without nipples.

      There is enough data in Jack's press release to do that. Really!

      (Based 64 encode your favorite porn image, then find all the content in his press release. See - he is such a pervert! He must be STOPPED!)

      --
      while (sig==sig) sig=!sig;
    7. Re:Now there's a shocker by Criterion · · Score: 1

      "Neither you, nor anyone else, has yet managed to come up with an explanation of why this is so significant

      Ok, I'll do it. Whether you accept the explanation, as simple as it is, is not my problem. The significance is that it is content that is shipped on the disk from the publisher, and the ESRB requires disclosure of ALL content on the disk, whether it is accessible from within the game or not. This keep the scenario of the "OMG Ponies!!!1!!" game, that has Barbie riding her pony around the stages from becoming animal porn when somebody finds that there is "OMG Friends of Ponies and more!!!!11!!" movies hidden on the disk and unlocks them. Note, this has nothing whatsoever to do with anyone putting their own brand of pony movie together and inserting it into the game, it only concerns the ones that shipped on the game disk.

      --
      We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
  34. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know the whole "Hot Coffee" thing is so rediculous.......I mean in a rated r movie, its ok to show full frontal nudity and sex.....but two pixely characters having sex, not to mention like an imposible amount of work and reserch has to be put in to even figure out how to do the cheat isnt ok. Did it really deserve to attention it got. Last time I checked a R rated movie is for 18 and over and so are M rated games.....Another example of old conservative congress men, being complete duchbags

  35. Illegal?! Ourageous by DreadPiratePizz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Last summer the video game industry was rocked by revelations that Take-Two Interactive, the makers of the hyper-violent Grand Theft Auto games, had illegally embedded in GTA: San Andreas graphic interactive adult sexual material."

    Illegally imbedded? Since when is depicting nuidity in a work of art/literature/film/video game illegal? Pretty sure we can do that given the first amendment. The rating system is not law either, so not showing the ESRB all content is no more illegal. Seems his attitude is a bit skewed.

    "It is also clear that Take-Two corporately and its senior officers, including CEO Paul Eibeler, individually, must now be prosecuted criminally for the knowing distribution of "sexual material harmful to minors" which is a felony in most states and nationally. The undersigned intends to work toward that end immediately"

    Again, the ratings system is not law. Because a game is rated teen does not mean it is intended to be marketed towards kids. If anything, get on the ESRB for misrepresenting the game. Why not sue every publisher who puts out sexually explicit books. It's not the publisher's responsibility to dictate who should buy their material. His statements are outrageous.

    1. Re:Illegal?! Ourageous by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      Um, GTA:San Andreas was already rated M wasn't it?? My thinking was that they pulled it off the shelves to remove the content so they could retain the M. GTA was never MEANT for teens.

      --

      Gorkman

    2. Re:Illegal?! Ourageous by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      GTA was never MEANT for teens.

      God knows we don't want 16-year-olds who just got their license playing GTA for 10 hours straight then driving to the mall.

      Nearly as scary as old people and farmers' markets.

    3. Re:Illegal?! Ourageous by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      I think it's illegal in the sense that if you have packaging saying "There are no boobies in this game! Nope! None!" and then you do indeed have bare breasts, you can (maybe) get sued for that.

      The trouble is, unlike Hot Coffee, which was accessible (albiet with difficulty) simply through the normal game, Oblivion requires you to actually modify the game files itself. There's no way to get at the files, so it's doubtful their ESRB rating could be construed as false advertising.

    4. Re:Illegal?! Ourageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a piffling point, but in the original Hot Coffee mod (the one that was available on both platforms) the women were fully clothed. Nude skins were added later, and only for the PC version.

  36. Can I be the 1,029,897,858th person to say: by is+as+us+Infinite · · Score: 0

    Fuck you, Jack Thompson!

    Man. What a wanker. This is really a case of 'The loudest guy says the most truth,' where JT get's to define this issue to the nation just because he's the most hyperbolically outspoken amongst the critics. And then he gets to cash in on the controversy by also heading the lawsuit against the company. Mmmmm... I hear laughter in the rain, walking hand in hand with my CONFLICT OF INTEREST. Won't somebody think of the money^Wchildren?

    I would LOVE to see this guy accepted as a guest on the Daily Show. To watch Mr. Stewart tear him a new one, or at the very least let him talk and let himself look like the total douche he is.

    Guh.

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    Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur. . . . . . . .
  37. Re:Jack Thompson is a 50 foot rampaging billboard by Strell · · Score: 1

    Mmmmmm....sprinkles!

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    I'm not scared of anonymous cowards.
  38. New rating: BT by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    Those games should get a new rating of BT, for boner time! ha ha. Seriously, though, how is this different than kids who watch the scrambled Playboy channel, etc.? If you're going through that trouble to hack the game, you know what you're going to get. The fact that the content doesn't show up during regular game play means that you have to look for it to get it. Any kid with access to the internet can likewise type one word into a search engine and produce dirty pictures. So what's the point? You can't stop it from happening, so block what you must, but moreover, educate the kids.

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  39. Racial implications? by ofcourseyouare · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I notice in the article it says, "In Thompson's engrossing memoir...Thompson explains the moral, legal, ethical, and racial implications of this battle" (i.e. the battle against Satan's own game industry) - but Racial implications? Don't suppose anyone's actually read the memoir and can explain what on earth he claims the racial implications might be?

    1. Re:Racial implications? by Loonacy · · Score: 1

      I think he means that the Orcs look way too ugly. Clearly Bethesda has something against Orcs, those filthy racists.

  40. Whoah, woah, Jack Thompson is a REPUBLICAN?! by Rachel+Lucid · · Score: 1
    See, with the general tirade against video games and violence therein I would have assumed him to be an off-his-rocker far-off-left Democrat (and yes, I am liberal), but wow, a statement like that makes me think he's actually managed to loop around.

    Of course, I wouldn't claim his damn ass if I could help it...

  41. I may have missed something..... by AlbinoChpmnk · · Score: 1

    But what does Take-Two have to do with Oblivion? I thought Oblivion was published by 2K Games and Bethesda Softworks. How does Take-Two factor into this one?

    1. Re:I may have missed something..... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      2K Games is a label of Take 2 Interactive. It was formed in 2004 when Take 2 bought 2K Sports, along with a bunch of other studios.

      --
      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    2. Re:I may have missed something..... by SScorpio · · Score: 1

      2K Games is a division of Take-Two.

  42. Jack Thompson's proud of this? by mstahl · · Score: 1

    Listed among Jack Thompson's accolades in the article:

    ...received ACLU's "Top Ten Censors of the Year Award" (1992)

    So . . . Jack Thompson doesn't know what the ACLU is? *scratches head*

    1. Re:Jack Thompson's proud of this? by LocalH · · Score: 1

      Oh, you forget, the mindset on the right-wing side is that the ACLU are a bunch of godless commies who are out to destroy the US.

      --
      FC Closer
    2. Re:Jack Thompson's proud of this? by mstahl · · Score: 1

      If that's true, wouldn't he be dismayed rather than proud of receiving an "award" from them? - m a x

    3. Re:Jack Thompson's proud of this? by LocalH · · Score: 1

      No, because if he buys into that mindset, then he would want to be denigrated by the ACLU.

      --
      FC Closer
  43. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you think Hillary is a prissy little tight-ass because Bill won't give her any, or is it that Bill won't give her any because she's a prissy little tight-ass?

  44. ACLU Awards by scolby · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who hopes the ACLU's "Top Ten Censors of the Year Award" mentioned in the article are handed out sarcastically? Otherwise, I'm slightly concerned.

  45. Shut up about the ratings on Barbie Dolls! by Rachel+Lucid · · Score: 1

    You don't want to give these people any MORE ideas, do you?!

    1. Re:Shut up about the ratings on Barbie Dolls! by j_snare · · Score: 1

      You don't want to give these people any MORE ideas, do you?!

      Hell yes! I would love for Thompson to try to go after Barbie. And they have the backing of quite a bit of the population. Computer games aren't understood by the majority, but *everyone* knows about Barbie.

      Even without that, do you have any idea what Mattel would *do* to the guy?

    2. Re:Shut up about the ratings on Barbie Dolls! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "Even without that, do you have any idea what Mattel would *do* to the guy?"

      Mattel and Jack would get along fine, I think.

      Though it wouldn't surprise me at all if Mattel did whatever necessary to protect their $$.

      --
      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    3. Re:Shut up about the ratings on Barbie Dolls! by j_snare · · Score: 1

      Sure, they'd get along just fine, until Thompson started railing on evils that Barbie dolls teach children or whatever. At that point, he'd disappear in an alley or something, never to be heard from again.

      Censorship is one thing, but cash flow is cash flow.

  46. It was applying a MALE skin to the FEMALE model by Ahnteis · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are topless males in the game. By applying the MALE texture to the FEMALE model, you get boobies. Sort of.

    1. Re:It was applying a MALE skin to the FEMALE model by Ant2 · · Score: 1

      That's just wrong on so many levels...

    2. Re:It was applying a MALE skin to the FEMALE model by Criterion · · Score: 1

      Wrong, and once again.. does this look male to you?

      http://elliottback.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/ 05/oblivion-nude-texture.jpg

      --
      We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
  47. Re:Jack Thompson is a 50 foot rampaging billboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jack is an incurable attention whore. Enough said.

  48. He must play much computer games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For someone that's (as I understand it) employed by the public and for the public, he sure must spend a shitload of time playing computer games. Is that really what he's hired to do - play computer games and dream up the most insane ideas on ways to waste taxpayers money on lawsuits?

    Sure, he's funny to watch for a while (like a puppy trying to open a swing door, or a cat hunting a laser pointer), but c'mon - this is getting boring.

    Perhaps someone should just have him committed, as this person (if it really is a person - for all I know it could be an ELIZA experiment gone south) clearly isn't currently fit to cooexist with "normal" humans. Perhaps bring him out for display every now and then, just to bring up the occasional laugh but more importantly remind people of what happens when you breed too closely related mammals - but besides those occasions I think this experiment should be kept away from humanity, for the good of it.

    1. Re:He must play much computer games by Gothic_Walrus · · Score: 2, Interesting
      For someone that's (as I understand it) employed by the public and for the public, he sure must spend a shitload of time playing computer games. Is that really what he's hired to do - play computer games and dream up the most insane ideas on ways to waste taxpayers money on lawsuits?

      Nah. From what I can tell, he just jumps on the stories after they hit media sources. As soon as it's on GameSpot or Slashdot, it's fair game for him.

      Of course, I've only got recent memory to go off of since I was too young to follow these things in the nineties, but I'm almost positive that he has yet to create a scandal...he just jumps in and makes a bigger mess out of what's already there. He's reacting to this after the fact, and I recall him doing the same with Hot Coffee.

      I think the only genuine news he's created so far was his "modest proposal," and that was built off of the GTA story.

      --
      Goo goo g'joob.
  49. Could we send this to ALL talk shows by AzraelKans · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those who dont know, all the Mod did is:

    It changes the male bare chest texture for the female bare chest (which has a bra)

    Theres no "hot coffee" no hidden sex scenes, games, or anything, just some kid who realized in our culture is ok to show male breasts not female breasts you can do this "MOD" in ANY game.

    Case closed.

    Is there a way to send this info to ALL the talk shows this moron is presenting hilself on? (seriously)

    p.s. IMO Oblivion does desserve an M rating theres quite a bit of blood, realistic violence, you can create an "evil" character, and theres some innuendo here and there, worst of all Oblivion (the land) does look a lot like hell. I have no idea why the ESRB didnt rated it "M" in the first place. My guess is they didnt played it at all. ( in which case is the ESRB the one who should be sued)

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    Go ahead MOD my day!
    More opinions here
    1. Re:Could we send this to ALL talk shows by walmartshopper67 · · Score: 1

      No, they didn't play it all. I went around in a circle a few years back with the ESRB because of this. Here's how it works: They have some guy play the game and make short video clips that are supposed to represent the game. Then they sit around with volunteer parents and watch the clips and give their rating based on that. Yes, we all know this is bullshit, some of these games have 100 hours of content and they are basing the entire game on a 20 minute video clip, not to mention how easily everything can be taken out of context when you take it out of the story. When I told them that was a really dumb idea they didn't respond, instead complaining to my ISP that I was sending "rude" emails.

    2. Re:Could we send this to ALL talk shows by Oblio · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that is precise.

      I believe that there is a male torso mesh and a female torso mesh. However, there is one torso texture (shared between both mesh's). The female mesh then gets the braw mesh overlaid (when you don armor, that mesh is replaced by the armor mesh, etc.).

      I believe the mod in question just removes that bra mesh.

      However, I haven't actually pointed nifscope at it or anything so I'm simply speculating. And admittedly, the speculation doesn't change the fundemental silliness of Jack's position.

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      Pax -- Ob
    3. Re:Could we send this to ALL talk shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      worst of all Oblivion (the land) does look a lot like hell.

      Just a minor correction: Oblivion does not look like hell. It's mostly a vast abyss holding nothing but daedric spirits too weak to leave their formless state. Some daedra are stronger and can take on shapes depending on their nature. Others, the Daedra Lords, are strong enough to shape whole regions of Oblivion into bubbles of seeming reality. Here the lesser daedra can live, in exchange for service to the Daedra Lord.

        What you see when you go through the gates in the game is actually The Deadlands, the Daedric realm of Mehrunes Dagon, Daedra Lord of Destruction, Natural Disasters, and Change. Each Daedra Lord's realm is different, some quite pleasant, (Azura's Moonshadow with its palace of flowers, Meridian's mysterious Colored Rooms perhaps) and some which are really nasty. (e.g. Molag Bal's Quagmire, which is a corrupted mirror of Tamriel -- complete with the Imperial Tower covered in blood and feces) None of these other realms can be visited (maybe in an expansion pack - it's likely to be a crapload of work per realm) because this invasion is the handiwork of Mehrunes Dagon, whose plot to destroy Tamriel goes back centuries. (See the Elder Scrolls library's entries on The Camoran Usurper, for example)
        - mantar

    4. Re:Could we send this to ALL talk shows by AAWood · · Score: 1

      This has been clarified already several times above, but once again; the texture used IS a female texture, not a reuse of the male texture. This is obvious both from the filename (which states it's a female texture,) and from actually seeing it; it doesn't look anything like a male torso wrapped onto a female model. I've actually tried the mod to find out for myself; have you?

  50. OMGWTFBBQROFL! by Thud457 · · Score: 2, Funny

    He should see what kids do with GI Joe and Barbie.
    Nasty, dirty, horrible things. And that ho Barbie likes it. Poor Ken.

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    1. Re:OMGWTFBBQROFL! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Nasty, dirty, horrible things. And that ho Barbie likes it. Poor Ken."

      Poor Ken? Barbie's just his beard, he's probably more upset that he doesn't get more action from the GI Joes.

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  51. apples and ... by Taulin · · Score: 1

    Big difference....in one game you get oral sex, in the other, you see plain breasts. Oblivion's problem should not be compared to Hot Coffee

  52. More likely . . . by Rachel+Lucid · · Score: 1

    Jack Thompson's such an anti-progressive twit that he actually considers this an HONOR of some kind. It's just like the stereotypical princess insulting the Evil Overlord.

  53. We should consider ourselves lucky... by Farrok · · Score: 1

    that Jack Thompson froths at the mouth with insanity when he speaks, otherwise people might take him more seriously. As much as I hate his perversion of the facts in the incident, he's not wrong that the ESRB totally screwed this one up, and not because of the nudity. The game is way more violent than any other Teen game that I can think of and without a doubt deserved an M rating from the beginning. If some other, more stable and respectable critic of game violence and ESRB ineffectiveness latches on to this to "prove" that the ESRB is broken, they could do so without even mentioning the nudity. That part is basically a non-issue for anyone wishing to bring down the ESRB. Also, is it just me, or does it seem like Jack hates game nudity even more than game violence? Hmm...

  54. Three points. by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

    1. Jack is the only disaster I'm seeing.
    2. I already know what Jack thinks about video games, I don't need to read his bull**** to figure it out. We all saw this coming.
    3. Damn the media for not ignoring him like all the smart people are.

  55. boobies in Oblivion? by matt328 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Woot. I'm buying it. Thanks for the tip, Jackie boy.

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    1. Re:boobies in Oblivion? by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      Funny comment, but I am actually going out an picking this one up. Maybe if sales actually increase after a ratings change, Jack will look that much more like an idiot.

      ... Well, and the reviews on the game are pretty good too.

  56. Couldn't a kid just Google for porn? by TibbonZero · · Score: 1

    Let's get serious here. In the same (or less) time, couldn't the kid just Google for and download actual porn instead of getting a mod to let your character run around topless?

    Also, there isn't much exactly that's 'erotic' or 'pornographic' about your character running around topless anymore than them seeing a statue in a muesum.

    Any has anyone considered that to be able to view ANYTHING at a decent quality in this game, you need a really expensive computer and videocard, or really expensive Xbox360 which most kids who would be 'harmed' by this can't afford? I know I can't afford them. However, I can afford google....

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  57. Moddable-in boobies? Hmph. by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

    Didn't take long after Neverwinter Nights was released before someone made the first nude hak/override. Heck, they probably figured it out before the game was released...

    It spawned an, ahem, incredible mod content industry (to put it in modest terms), all the way to detailed counter-points (module obviously NSFW, though if you intend to play NWN during the W, that's probably NS also). Yet I saw no one crying to get its ESRB T rating pushed upward.

    Being a non-American I wondered a bit what the heck the stunningly obvious "game experience may change during online play" comment meant - well, duh, single player games are controlled environments, and going online means they aren't. Maybe ESRB will be demanding "game experience may change in custom modifications" warning next, otherwise they'll be rating every game AO soon.

  58. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Skreems · · Score: 1

    To be fair, the nude skin is included in the product they sell you. On the other hand, nobody's going to go postal just from seeing some pixelated boobies.

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  59. Oh, pish posh. by bluemeep · · Score: 1
    It is also clear that Take-Two corporately and its senior officers, including CEO Paul Eibeler, individually, must now be prosecuted criminally for the knowing distribution of "sexual material harmful to minors" which is a felony in most states and nationally. The undersigned intends to work toward that end immediately.

    I was only a teenager when I played Daggerfall and you couldn't turn a corner without running smack into a square pixel nipple in that game. Didn't have the slightest effMURDERMYPARENTSect on me at all.

  60. CANT YOU SEE!? by Yonsen · · Score: 0

    Jack isnt doing this out of his "immorality" stance! He is doing this because he is sexually frustrated! He is tired of others getting what he never could! C'mon, sympathy...

    seriously, this guy is a "Jack"-ass. Needs to rot in hell with Lieberman. Or at least attack all other types of accessable entertainment:the porn industry, victoria's secret commercials, mannequins in the mall, barbies (as said somewhere else here), one's own genitals, etc.

  61. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by ADRA · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Lets face it. One part of most boys development is to make liberal use of our adrenaline & testosterone. Some people play sports, some play video games, some get in fights, some go on murderous rampages, some break things, some hike, et al. The point is that it happens. Now, if there's a better outlet to fast-paced violent video games, then lets find it. IMHO if it means that some bored teenager wants to do -something- I'd rather it be beating the crap out of some virtual enemy than against a real person.

    I think the real issue with the 'older' audience is that they've forgotten these key periods in a young boy's life. I say boys because in general people aren't afraid about girls morals being eroded. Its like there's a magical shield around girls that say they can't be violent offenders or mass murderers. Thats another flaw in their logic.

    Not only that, they've mistakenly attributed the realism in video games as an increased threat to our childrens morals than the 'harmless' nature of games in the old days, like double dragon (The sole activity of the game is killing people).

    If Jack really wanted to solve the problem, he'd come up with a new teenage pass-time that they actually want to do more than games.

    Just to end this thought:
    "Part of the research challenge is to try to learn what positive changes affecting children born most recently are associated with the reductions in both victimization and offending"
    Quote relates to the severe decrease in crime from teenagers recently.
    http://www.nichd.nih.gov/new/releases/americas_chi ldren.cfm?from=sids

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  62. Oblivion weighs in on Jack Thompson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Because the Florida Bar Association threatened to:
    Kick your fucking ass (and license) to Oblivion, or Kingdom-Come, whichever is closest at the time.


    Armed with newfound knowledge of Oblivion, and it's direct relationship with his ass, Jack Thompson has decided to shut his pie-hole for awhile.

  63. I find it best to treat him like other trolls by Dark+Paladin · · Score: 1

    And ignore him. He's just out for attention, and when lawmakers start to listen to him, I tell them the same thing: ignore him, or you lose my vote (yes, I actually write/email to congresscritters, and participate in drives to do it in masses).

    Just leave the troll be - after all, if a troll shouts in a vacuum, can anyone hear him?

    1. Re:I find it best to treat him like other trolls by mmalove · · Score: 1

      You know? You're right. Anyone with 2 pennies worth of common sense can see that if you are installing a mod that's gonna add nudity to a game, then any offense is of your creation. The game is a tool, a means to an end, and if you outlaw games that could create nudity, you might as well scratch crayons, paintbrushes, hell even ascii could be used to create nudity

      ( http://www.chris.com/ASCII/art/html/nakedladies.ht ml )

      .

          Lock those kids up in a closet where they'll never see a breast, because that's what's best for them, right?

      Jack's out for attention, and that's all - a head can't anatomically be shoved that far up someone's ass.

      (I'll take the - to karma, it had to be said)

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  64. Oh no! by xtal · · Score: 1

    Cartoon boobies!

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  65. How about this, then? by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Informative

    First of all, yes, there is blood in Oblivion and occasionally blood skidmarks as the corpse is thrown back by the Havok engine.

    But also try stuff like this:

    - decayed corpses in cages, corpses hanged over a flame, corpses hanged from ropes (sometimes with a kicked chair underneath, meaning the bugger was alive when he got hanged), a burning corpse looking like he tried crawling out of a lava pool right in the very first oblivion gate. Skeletons in spiked cages. I'm told there's even one with a tiny skeleton inside it, presumably a pregnant woman was left to die in that cage. People or corpses in cages whose bottom you can open and let them fall on some spikes below. Etc.

    - the end of the Dark Brotherhood quest arc was already mentioned, so lemme detail a bit more: they hanged the bugger upside down and gutted him like sardine. Alive. Literally. The fresh corpse is basically hollowed. They'll even talk about it.

    - towards the end of the Figher's Guild quest arc you get to experience getting drugged out of your mind, and in that hallucinating state going and slaughtering a whole village of innocents, including going in each and every single house and slaughtering every single villager.

    - heck, if blood was bad, you can also set people on fire and watch them running around burning. (Try enchanting your bow for maximum fire damage, for example, watch people bursting in bright flames every time they get hit by an arrow. Or make a potion of fire damage and "poison" your arrow with it, same effect.)

    - torturing people. Spoiler warning, btw. In one quest along the main line you get to explore a madman's "paradise". In fact, it's closer to our idea of "hell", and one section has people in cages in or over lava. And you can play with the levers to lower them into the lava, or raise them out of it. In the previous section you get to watch people be hunted by demons for sport, and you get one quest to free an even nastier demon and sic it on them.

    That's just off the top of my head. Basically I'd say it's a _very_ gruesome game at times, not a super happy fun escapade through flower-filled meadows where deer bounce around.

    So _if_ violence is considered a reason to keep kids from playing a game, then, yes, I fail to see why this game wasn't M to start with.

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    1. Re:How about this, then? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
      [descriptions of uber ultaviolence snipped]

      Dude, Microsoft owes you a fee or something. You just sold me on an XBox 360.

    2. Re:How about this, then? by maotx · · Score: 1

      Holy crap! I didn't realize it had this much blood and gore. Kind of a Blood and Doom combination.

      Guess I'll have to buy it now...

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    3. Re:How about this, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The nudie "patch" doesn't work on the Xbox 360, chump. ;)

    4. Re:How about this, then? by raoul666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So _if_ violence is considered a reason to keep kids from playing a game, then, yes, I fail to see why this game wasn't M to start with.

      The violence has to be truly obscene for an M rating. Of course, show a couple boobs, and it gets slapped on right away. I really can't figure out why ripping someone apart is less damaging to a child then seeing breasts, but maybe that's just me.

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    5. Re:How about this, then? by Arandir · · Score: 1

      I really can't figure out why ripping someone apart is less damaging to a child then seeing breasts, but maybe that's just me.

      Scaring your kid with blood will scare him for a night. Teaching him to sexually objectize women will damage him for a lifetime.

      p.s. Of course, it's all a matter of degree. The depiction of live eviseration is going to have a greater impact than a bit of blood, just as the depiction of women as whores in GTA will have a greater impact than the large breasts in Tomb Raider.

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    6. Re:How about this, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      corpses hanged from ropes (sometimes with a kicked chair underneath, meaning the bugger was alive when he got hanged),
      You're kidding me! I always presumed that said bugger was _already_ dead when he was hung, and that the chairs, gallows, et al. were simply garnishes for whatever grue would inevitably crawl out of the woodwork to partake of the delicious buffet set before him by the kind denizens of Tamriel!

      Simply unacceptable!
    7. Re:How about this, then? by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1

      Did anyone notice that the European version of the game is rated "16+"? That is pretty high for a game. And I know it is not because of the possibility of a nude patch, but because of the explicit violence. I know of only one game that was rated "18+" (I assume there are more), and that was "Bloodlines". And I totally agree that the violence in that game was really over the top, and almost not functional for the story. "16+" sounds right to me for Oblivion.

    8. Re:How about this, then? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      BS. Stop posting this old favorite to get the guaranteed up-mod. Halo and Halo 2 were rated M with much less violence and tamer content, and that's ignoring nudity entirely.

      The ESRB just screwed it up on this game, and now they have a good excuse to fix their error without making themselves look like idiots. That's all there is to it.

      If the MPAA had an "out" like this, they'd probably be overjoyed... how the hell does Passions of the Christ get an R? Criminy, that should have been a "nobody see this ever."

    9. Re:How about this, then? by critical_v · · Score: 1

      I don't think you're aware of how serious this breasts issue is. Even infants are being exposed to breasts on a daily basis!

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    10. Re:How about this, then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, seriously. I started growing boobs when I was 12, and they haven't mentally scarred me yet. I don't see why a 13 or 15 year old boy looking at boobies is more at risk of mental harm than me. At least to them the boobs are attractive. To me they're two blobs of fat.

    11. Re:How about this, then? by Mortirer · · Score: 0

      Maybe they should make a mode where they change all the deer to pink ponies!!!!! Since we LOVE ponies!!!

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    12. Re:How about this, then? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      The violence has to be truly obscene for an M rating. Of course, show a couple boobs, and it gets slapped on right away.

      A kid growing up playing games full of brutal violence in which the hero solves all problems by killing, and suffers little if any consequence for doing so... or a kid growing up playing games with big tits in them.

      Who's likely to turn out to be a peaceful happy liberal loser of no use to anybody, and who's likely to listen to the wise words of the military recruiters and go off and do God's good work in the heathen hot countries?

      Censoring violence is un-American, you Islamofascist sympathising pinko commie!

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    13. Re:How about this, then? by Niet3sche · · Score: 1
      (Parent's description of blood, gore, fire, and torture)

      Oh ... my ... God. I'm going to have to go out and buy this game. Stories and descriptions like these let me know which games I should be investing my time and effort in, just like book burnings.

    14. Re:How about this, then? by quintesse · · Score: 1
      Scaring your kid with blood will scare him for a night. Teaching him to sexually objectize women will damage him for a lifetime.
      Strange camparison, bit like apples and oranges, let's change them a bit so they are more equal, shall we: 1) Scaring your kid with blood will scare him for a night. Arousing your kid with nekked boobs will give him a hard-on for 5 minutes. 2) Teaching him to glorify violence will damage him for a lifetime. Teaching him to sexually objectize women will damage him for a lifetime. Now with those 2 statements I agree completely: I just think that Oblivion only does #1 and nowhere ever comes close to doing #2, but hey, that's just me.
  66. Speaking of Nudity by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And nudity is bad because...?

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    1. Re:Speaking of Nudity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, speculating in Jack Thompson's case, it could be VERY bad.

    2. Re:Speaking of Nudity by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      Because seeing boobies means you might get a stiffy in your wii. And stiffiness can lead to randy behavior involving one's hand. Which can further lead to blindness, crusty pant stains and a thick layer of wolf like fur on the palms.
      Think of the children!!!

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    3. Re:Speaking of Nudity by booyabazooka · · Score: 1

      Well, it does allow me to accomplish my favorite Oblivion hobby: Murdering people in their own homes, leaving them disrobed in sexual positions, covering their bodies with fruit, and adding their housekeys to my collection.

      But I guess I'd be doing the serial-killer thing regardless of any potential to remove clothing...

    4. Re:Speaking of Nudity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nudity is bad when it is a women, and the media is created by a corporation, because that is exploitive (although women are equal to men in all ways, they are helpless to protect themselves). If nudity is part of a government funded art program, however, since no profit is involved, it is not exploitive.

      If all video games were just made by the government, this problem wouldn't exist.

    5. Re:Speaking of Nudity by IInventedTheInternet · · Score: 1

      It's bad because it makes cooking bacon much more painful than normal.

      Nudity is bad because you can't have your pet on your lap while naked without feeling really wierd.

      That's about all I can think of at the moment....

  67. Summed up by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 1

    DRTFA

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  68. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually only the sex minigame was, the nude skins were included in a later version of the mod. And there was never any genitalia shown anyway.

  69. please... nobody mention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the nude mona model in max payne 2.

  70. Ask Jack Thompson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at a radio station that received the press release. I'm going to interview him. Any suggestions? As of now, I plan on doing it 'Daily Show'-style then ambushing him in the end.

    1. Re:Ask Jack Thompson! by Starsmore · · Score: 1
      Go check out his wikipedia link, take stock of all the personal attacks and propaganda he's thrown out, and basically make him look like the rabid dog he is...

      Only suggestion I can make.

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  71. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    Pixelated boobies make Baby Jesus cry...

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  72. Don't Feed The Trolls! by Tom · · Score: 1

    Please ignore Jack Whoever. It's the only way he'll go away. He thrives on every flame, every personal attack, every long rant. I wouldn't be surprised if he masturbated to /. every time something about him is posted. He's an attention whore and that's that.

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    1. Re:Don't Feed The Trolls! by Starsmore · · Score: 1
      People at Gamepolitics tried...

      ...he just took the 'silence' as 'hey, I'm right!'

      He ignores all arguments, instead throwing up his own strawmen to attack in order to claim victory, or viciously throwing around baseless accusations and namecalling.

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  73. Re:Somone poke Jack in the eye for me if you see h by Yo+Grark · · Score: 1

    A little Jack edit for you.

    "even slasdot agrees. A comment by Durinthal oberserved that the game made him want to go [get a gun and go shoot him].

    Clearly this game's influence is making geeks grow up killers.

    Yo Grark

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  74. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by EntropyXP · · Score: 0

    I really liked your comments. It reminds me of when I was in highschool. I played football so I lifted weights and some kids on our team took steroids to get bigger, faster, stronger. Which people do you think were more violent in our age group? The kids pumping weights and steroids (or take this out if it offends you) or the kids attached to their computer monitors? Answer that question, Jack Thompson!

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  75. Re:Somone poke Jack in the eye for me if you see h by pete6677 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The best thing to do is just let him keep on ranting publicly, in the press and in court rooms. He does a great enough job making an ass out of himself, much better than anyone else could do to him. For added effect, maybe he can piss off another judge and get a contempt charge.

  76. Rate Barbie Adults-Only by glibnub · · Score: 1

    When you buy a Barbie doll at the store, it is fully-clothed, giving parents the impression that it is a wholesome, kid-friendly toy. But, if your child has a seedy, unscrupulous friend that can show him or her the way to unlock the clothing content and strip the doll naked, your child will be exposed to boobies, which, as we all know, will turn him or her into a gun-spreeing, drug-abusing sex fiend in a matter of seconds.

  77. Captain Obvious to the rescue! by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    The solution is obvious! Paint all male models with a bra on. That way, if some kid swaps the male texture for the female one, they'll be foiled. Of course, then someone's 4 ft wide barbarian with a huge beard will also wear a bra, but that's a small price to pay to keep kids safe from, god forbid, seeing a female breast.

    Yes, I know, I've just single-handedly saved the industry. All in a day's work.

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    1. Re:Captain Obvious to the rescue! by tjw · · Score: 1
      ..., but that's a small price to pay to keep kids safe from, god forbid, seeing a female breast.
      The Boy Who Actually Saw a Woman's Breast: It was round and soft. Now go back to work.
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    2. Re:Captain Obvious to the rescue! by Criterion · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Captain Obvious to the rescue! by Loonacy · · Score: 1

      The nude texture was NOT a male texture.
      However, the texture that was modified IS a male texture. The mod takes the male "over-the-nude" (basically nothing) texture and overwrites the female "over-the-nude" (bra) texture. So yes, the basic procedure was taking a male texture and applying it to a female texture.

    4. Re:Captain Obvious to the rescue! by Criterion · · Score: 1

      "However, the texture that was modified IS a male texture."

      What in the world are you talking about? There is no texture being modified. It's simply placing the unused female nude texture in the correct directory structure for it to be accesed by the game instead of the not nude one.

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    5. Re:Captain Obvious to the rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just removing the nipples (ouch!) would seem to be enough to make it non-offensive. Or did no one notice that when you first meet Rikku in FFX, she's running around topless? You might not notice it because she has no nipples.

  78. Re:Somone poke Jack in the eye for me if you see h by Horatio_Hellpop · · Score: 1

    no offense, but I doubt "the media" will troll /. boards for sound bites ...

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  79. Jack Thompson Avatar by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1

    That's what the game needs. Watch everybody join the campaign just to get a wack at him: stab, slice, gouge, gore, garrote, immolate, and yes, impale.

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  80. So does this mean that Oblivion is now considered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...pr0n in Utah?

  81. He may not the best, but someone needs to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Otherwise, game developers will just keep doing this sort of thing to end around the rating system. They want to sell their product by any means neccesary. People do it all the time. Like the people who sold illegal descramblers, breakin tools, cell phone eavesdropping equipment, etc. They sold them with everything but a certain (cheap) item or simple process the user must do to make it usable (and illegal). They knew *exactly* what their customers were doing with them (in most cases, they would include handy step-by-step instructions!), but they didn't care if it was breaking the law. It was selling widgets, and that was good enough for them.

    Its not surprisng that Game companies don't want harsh ratings - they *want* to sell this stuff to kids and teens! They want it prominently displayed at Walmart. They don't want concerned parents who actually pay attention to the ratings to know about it. So they include this stuff, but require a 3rd party whatever to "unlock" it. Now in this specific Oblivion case, it doesn't seem that terrible, nor that the company is really at fault. But as far as the issue of hidden content itself, I think its a slippery slope. IMHO, its good that someone (even that guy) is calling people out about these issues. "Keeping them honest", so to speak.

    Now if you oppose "censorship" in any form, for any young age, you probably won't agree. If you are "Joe Slashdot", the liberal pagan/atheist/agnostic/spiritual/wannabe lawyer/pirate college student without children, you probably won't agree. Its not a religious issue to me though, its about established standards and truth in advertsing. If you, as a commercial vendor, don't like it, then get the rating system changed, or convince people to modify their vision of decency standards for kids - but don't be dishonest and try to end around the system.

  82. Suckling Baby Jesus by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Pixelated boobies make Baby Jesus...

    cut his gums and tongue on the sharp edges.

    What, you thought Mary fed Baby Jesus formula?

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  83. 14:57 by morningdave · · Score: 1

    ...14:58...14:59...

  84. Thompson mod by packetmill · · Score: 0

    Someone should create a nude character representing him. It cant be too hard.

  85. Nice little bit of name-dropping by epigonic · · Score: 1

    Thompson, a graduate of Vanderbilt Law School, where he was a classmate of former Vice President Al Gore, shares with your audience how violent videos have a brain-altering effect that can lead to deadly results.

    I guess the fact that he went to school with Al Gore does come closer to making him relevent than his belief that seeing a computer-rendered ladychest is going to have deadly results for our sons and daughters.

  86. Hmm... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    I be willing to bet good money that sales of a game actually increase when Jack Thompson attacks the game in his usual frothing-at-the-mouth style... perhaps he is secretly on the payroll of the game industry? Planting a nut-case in the opposition to make it look like the entire opposition is composed of nut-cases is an age old tactic.

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  87. That's it, I am convinced. by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 1

    Jack Thompson is really working in some kind of weird advertising capacity for the games publishers. Before this article, I wasn't that interested in the game; now I might check it out.

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  88. Let's get the facts straight by kid_oliva · · Score: 0

    First Morrowind was only rated Teen. I have seen a few post stating that it was Mature, but that is incorrect.

    I would like to bring a game into discussion that has been modded especially for nudity and has never been rerated. Tomb Raider!!! This game has been modded so that there are even websites to bring attention to the nude factor. It sound like Jackass Thompson just has a hard-on for Take-Two and has to falsify press releases just to get attention. And to think there are jackasses out there who believe the shit that spews from his and Hillary Dildo Clinton's ass.

    The video game industry needs someone John Denver like to bat for them. (the John Denver reference relates to when McCollum's parents filed suit against Ozzy for their son committing suicide) Someone that will make politicians wake up and say... hmm... I guess we are responsible for our own actions.

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  89. Psycho insight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This gives gr8 psychological(Fredudian) insight regarding the sexlifes or the lack of it of both the game desingers and JackThompson:
    The game designers include the code to get their Daily JerkOff
    Jack Thompson abhors anything mature,surely even in his bedroom

  90. Like 'The Sims'? by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    You know, EVERY game is moddable. This should just be standard boilerplate language on the ratings system.

    "Game is rated as unmodified by 3rd parties...", etc.

    Hell, I could rent a PG DVD and re-edit it in my computer to add some boobie scenes - does that then make it an 'R' rated film for everyone else? Just sheer stupidity!

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    1. Re:Like 'The Sims'? by Cheapy · · Score: 1

      Yes. I do know that. It was sarcasm.

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  91. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  92. Not the Australian actor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really wish Slashdot would prefix this guy with "Obscure American lawyer, Jack Thompson" so as not to cause confusion with the veteran Australian actor of the same name, whose long 75+ film career stretches all the way back to the 1960s.

  93. The Sims people must be getting nervous. by bill_kress · · Score: 1

    I believe there are quite a few sims mods out there, I'm sure some are done the same way this one is--using the male skin as a "Suite" for the female.

    I bet they are following this case with a pretty extreme interest.

  94. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by DurendalMac · · Score: 2, Funny

    If Jack really wanted to solve the problem, he'd come up with a new teenage pass-time that they actually want to do more than games.

    It's called masturbation.

  95. Wow by rob1980 · · Score: 1

    Suggested Interview Questions for Jack Thompson, author of "Out of Harm's Way"

    I like how they're even giving you straw men to set up for him to attack. If I were in a position to make programming choices for GamesFirst, I'd get some real questions from audience members or something instead.

  96. Re: Dog Paul Anka or human Paul Anka? by Ars+Dilbert · · Score: 1

    Well?

  97. Jack Thompson thanks you... by TomatoMan · · Score: 1

    ...for paying attention to him.

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    1. Re:Jack Thompson thanks you... by malbosher · · Score: 1

      I know what a waste of good HD space on a server.

  98. Jack Thompson...stupid? Or just plain nuts? by bravado2112 · · Score: 1

    I'm still trying to figure this guy out! Is Jack Thompson just stupid? Or is he just plain nuts? Either way, I really don't think this guy deserves to be a lawyer. You know, it really helps to know what it is that you're talking about...else your argument is moot at best! What a moron!

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    Jeff Whitfield jeffwhitfield@gmail.com "I can learn to resist anything but temptation..."
  99. On one show someone called him to the carpet... by trimsyndicate · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's a religious talk show called steve brown etc., and Jack was on there last week. A caller called in though and challenged him on whether video games cause violence when statistically violence is going down (at least in the us). Thompson said something about how the caller was wrong about violence going down and talked about some news study that showed it was going up. The caller then said something like "I can't believe you'd be calling a news story more accurate than crime statistics from the US govt." It was pretty funny...thompson basically conceded and then made some lame statement that violence would be down even more if there weren't violent video games, which is obviously bs. So anyway, why don't all of us arm ourselves with statistics like that guy and call into every show he's on?

    Oh and that show has an mp3, here's the link for it: http://media.gospelcom.net/kln/sbetc/050606sbe.mp3

  100. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by orielbean · · Score: 1

    "If Jack really wanted to solve the problem, he'd come up with a new teenage pass-time that they actually want to do more than games." He can't re-invent drinking, sex, and shopping at the mall. It's already been done.. Duh. :-)

  101. Dont pay attention to him by NVP_Radical_Dreamer · · Score: 1

    Jack Thompson is an attention whore plain and simple, he WANTS people to call him an idiot and give him hell. If we would just stop listening to him at all and acting as though he didnt exist he would finally give up and go away. So I hate to beat a very dead horse but "theres nothing to see here"

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  102. Go, Yack Thompson! by dasunst3r · · Score: 1

    Someone ought to invite him to a talk show and "accidentally" introduce him as Yack Thompson... imagine the look on his face, and the hilarity that could ensue!

  103. Does that mean we can start calling Jackie-boy... by catalyst · · Score: 1

    ...Hieronymus?

  104. Re:He may not the best, but someone needs to do th by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    hey anonymous asshole, I am a liberal pagan/atheist/agnostic/spiritual/wannabe lawyer/pirate without children.

    I happen to think that not all games are for all age groups.

    there is such a thing as adult games.

    you are part of the problem. wake up.

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    They're using their grammar skills there.
  105. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Trigun · · Score: 1

    A little from coulmn A, a little from column B. --Abe Simpson

  106. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by smellsofbikes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    >I think the real issue with the 'older' audience is that they've forgotten these key periods in a young boy's life.

    I disagree: I think most people remember *exactly* how they were when they were younger and, now that they're older and more mature, are appalled by their own behavior and want to prevent other people from making the mistakes they made. It's just like stage mothers. One of my best friends is a hardcore Christian who is against drugs, homosexuality, and sex before marriage. Know why? Because when we were in college together she was spending every weekend drunk and coked out of her skull, screwing other girls. I keep pointing out to her that she wouldn't be where she is now if she hadn't done those things -- in fact, if she hadn't she'd probably be more like me, raised low-key liberal Christian with no particular urge to bust loose during college, and now as an adult completely permissive towards other people's rights to do whatever they want and vaguely agnostic, rather than who she became: right-wing Christian woman. Needless to say, she does not agree with me at all, because she, like Jack Thompson, thinks she has the right to tell other people how to live their lives. Which is, fundamentally, what this is all about: people who don't think you should know or live what they know or have lived. Santimonious bastards.

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  107. Re:Somone poke Jack in the eye for me if you see h by Norfair · · Score: 1

    No, the best thing to do would be to stop giving him coverage on /. and other intarweb sites.

  108. Where's my Nudity? Really? by Banner · · Score: 1

    Please, someone, where is the nudity in this game? I've been playing it off and on for a few weeks now and have yet to see any. All of these claims of nudity are making me wonder if I missed the special 'hooters quest' or something!

    Some one needs to tell the press that Mr. Thompson is making this crap up. If there is a download to add nudity to the game I bet Mr. Thompson probably is the one who bankrolled it so he could continue his 15 minutes!

    PS someone send me the link for the DL ;-)

  109. Too bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guess now that Gamepolitics decided to "perm ban"(as in screen all comments), he actually is getting off his ass and doing something.

    I still say it was, and still is, in our best interest to keep him posting his sewage online. The darned nut really lets the stuff get to him, he spends a bunch of his time obsessing over it(despite his claims not to, and his banned 50+ LiveJournal accounts), and his online antics do such a good job of defeating himself.

    Seriously, stream news coverage seems to take him seriously and what he says as the truth. It is too bad they don't see him how he really is or how full of it(FUD, lies, counter dictions, etc). But I guess they wouldn't since it would make them/him look stupid, like the CBS interview where he compared "Douglas Lowenstein of the Entertainment Software Association to Nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels." And he is even worse online.

    Funny enough, CBS removed that part and it is now missing from the wiki(humm, and who had threatened legal action & forced it to be redone?)....

  110. Jack is a CNUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Name says it all

  111. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by stummies · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tonight, on "Eye on Springfield": just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of teenage boys are playing videogames where they are given weapons and trained to kill. The town calls it an "arcade", but a more alarmist name would be "The Killbot Factory."

  112. So are there any mods for Jack Thompson? by roystgnr · · Score: 1

    This "putting a male torso texture on a female torso model" should make it clear that nearly *any* content can be sliced and diced until it's offensive to someone.

    From Jack Thompson's July 2005 "Open Letter to the Members of the Entertainment Software Association", for example:

    It has been my privilege, as a lifelong Republican, to provide / misogyny and violence against women/. I am / a thug who demonizes / your industry.

    My fervent prayer as a Christian is / Lord, give me more / pornography and violence.

    I am happy to help / when Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton speaks / "loosely educated" about the United States Constitution Today, United States Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton / embarrasses each and every one of you /. Bullying is not real leadership.

    Parents just have to be better parents. / Instead of acting like a responsible adult by trying to / be better parents / I, as a lifelong Republican, am going to / engage in ad hominem jihads / This is not courage. This is cowardice. It is the cowardice that all bullies display.

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    This is fun, but not quite "wildfire meme" material. If someone with a little more time wanted to start modding the audio/video of Thompson's TV interviews, on the other hand...

    1. Re:So are there any mods for Jack Thompson? by Criterion · · Score: 1

      For the umpteenth time, it's NOT a male texture.

      http://elliottback.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2006/ 05/oblivion-nude-texture.jpg

      See for yourself.

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    2. Re:So are there any mods for Jack Thompson? by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
      It looks male to me.

      Ha, just kidding. Just wanted to see if I could make you post that link again. You've posted it 11 times - going for a record of some kind?

    3. Re:So are there any mods for Jack Thompson? by Criterion · · Score: 1

      Lol, not really, guess I was kinda on a roll. I've learned it takes repetition, to the extent of flailing people over the head with stuff to get things to sink in. This "male texture on a female mesh" stuff came out of thin air pretty much, and has spread like the plague. It needs to be nipped in the bud. Enough trouble has come about from legit info, nobody needs to feed that with bogus info.

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  113. Jack Vs. Adolph by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    Please do not compare Jack Thomposn to Adolph Hitler. They are nothing alike. After all, Adolph helped build the autobahns. What sort of worthwile contribution to the world has Jack made?

    Ok bad joke, but really comparing a guy who is considered the embodyment of evil and insanity with a two bit shyster? I make posting from time to time on/. about hysterical demonization of people and groups that are the antithesis of the average slashdot reader. Jack T will be dead within another fifty years, and completely forgotten in twice that time. He might make idiotic aggrandizing claims about his 'opponents', but don't fall into the same trap.

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    1. Re:Jack Vs. Adolph by sesshomaru · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, but that's only because Thompson has no chance of being elected dictator. Imagine if Hitler had remained an artist and someone had compared him to Stalin, "You comparing some two-bit painter with the worst mass murderer in history, are you on crack?"

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    2. Re:Jack Vs. Adolph by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I see where he's coming from...They have a simliar style of oratory. Mind you, a lot of people have that style these days, full of irrational anger, lies, and hysterical denunciations...dire predictions, and "obvious" solutions.

      The only real response is rationality, and people respecting the rational over the irrational, so that the people espousing rationality and rational solutions become popular and the people espousing radical irrational crap end up living in refrigerator boxes, eating dog food straight from the can.

      Generally this stuff is cyclical, and after a long enough run of hysteria and irrationality, the masses lose patience with it, and things swing the other way. Of course, there is always the possibility thatthe swing will become so absurd something drastic will have to be done to move things back toward the middle. Let's hope not.

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    3. Re:Jack Vs. Adolph by Malakusen · · Score: 1

      What I can't figure out is why nobody ever lists Stalin with the tyrants. Not to downplay what Hitler did, but Stalin was responsible for, possibly, at least twice as many deaths during the Stalinist purges. We'll never know, because the Germans were better record keepers and the Soviets were better at altering historical records. Of course, during the war itself, millions upon millions died on both sides. Anyway, Stalin was at least as bad as Hitler, and possibly worse. I think he was just better at hiding it.

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    4. Re:Jack Vs. Adolph by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      After all, Adolph helped build the autobahns.

      OMG, Hitler invented the Interstate?

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    5. Re:Jack Vs. Adolph by Chmcginn · · Score: 2

      That, and Stalin killed mostly Russians and Ukranians, which were, nominally, his countrymen at the time. It's always been more acceptable to kill your own citizens than to conquer other nations, and then start wiping out some of their citizens.

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    6. Re:Jack Vs. Adolph by k_187 · · Score: 1

      yup, and this'll blow your mind. he created volkswagon too.

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    7. Re:Jack Vs. Adolph by Cadallin · · Score: 1

      One can, by only mildly twisted logic credit Adolph Hitler with even more good acts: He helped build the autobahns, he ended the great depression in Germany, ended the world wide depression, was instrumental in the design of the Volkwagen Beetle, and helped jumpstart development of the modern Computer. It can easily be argued that without Adolph Hitler, Alan Turing would NEVER have had a chance to pursue his life work, and would have been persecuted to death as a homosexual much earlier. By extension, the transitor might never have been invented, and the integrated circuit.

    8. Re:Jack Vs. Adolph by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Zuse would probably have built the computer even if Hitler didn't take over the country.

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  114. Hillary and Tipper Gore give Dems a bad name by GreenSwirl · · Score: 1

    I agree, Hillary is pandering to conservative voters with her anti-violence-in-the-media stance, and it alienates her potential core audience (folks who value their dwindling civil liberties). Doesn't she remember how Tipper Gore's music censorship crusade hurt Al Gore's progressive image? I voted for Bill Clinton twice, and I even supported Hillary for NY Senator, but she won't be getting my vote again. And this B.S. issue is the main reason why. It shows that she is just another Washington pol who has no convictions beyond the ones that garner votes. Go, Spitzer, Go! Now, THERE's a guy who proves every day that he has my interests at heart. Taking on SONY, et al, for their truly illegal anti-consumer business practices, not just for their "moral" transgressions.

    1. Re:Hillary and Tipper Gore give Dems a bad name by Voltageaav · · Score: 1

      Ha, I could have told you that before Bill got elected ;)

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    2. Re:Hillary and Tipper Gore give Dems a bad name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:Hillary and Tipper Gore give Dems a bad name by Intron · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Who would want to live in a country where politicians just do what voters tell them to? What would you call that anyway, a representative democracy? Give me oligarchy any day.

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    4. Re:Hillary and Tipper Gore give Dems a bad name by GreenSwirl · · Score: 1

      There's a lot I DID tell people before G.W. got elected. Nobody listened, and here we are.

      But seriously, it's no fun being Dem or GOP anymore. Both have too much invested in the status quo. As all our establishments are exposed as corrupt (political parties, the Catholic Church, Big Business, police forces, etc.) we, hopefully, will seek true reform. If things keep getting worse over the next two years at the rate they have declined lately...

      A Ross Perot type with enough money to fight solo might have a real good chance in 2008.

    5. Re:Hillary and Tipper Gore give Dems a bad name by GreenSwirl · · Score: 2

      Thanks for the heads up. I didn't support it when Tipper did it to music, and I think Eliot Spitzer is barking up the wrong tree by looking for more video game labeling legislation. He should stick to enforcing the laws we already have.

      You know, nude patches have been around as long as female characters in video games. Odd that it has become such a hot issue during an election year when the incumbents have performed so poorly on real issues.

    6. Re:Hillary and Tipper Gore give Dems a bad name by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      Adolf Hitler was elected (Leeeeeeeeeeeeroy Goooooooooooodwin)

    7. Re:Hillary and Tipper Gore give Dems a bad name by Malakusen · · Score: 1

      Seriously, it's not as though she is EVER EVER going to win herself any fans among the conservatives, I have yet to run into a single conservative who doesn't think she's the fucking anti-Christess herself, and what she's doing is only going to piss off the freedom-of-speech/expression liberals and liberterians like myself. She's trying to get votes from people who will never vote for her, and alienating the people who might. What a tool. If she was a male doing the same thing I'd be just as pissed, and I am just as pissed at Lieberman, her male counterpart. But Lieberman isn't setting himself up for a presidential run. I fucking hope she loses the primary.

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    8. Re:Hillary and Tipper Gore give Dems a bad name by geekoid · · Score: 1

      it is a little more complicated then that, since she can not been an expert on every issue. Nor can anyone in Senate.

      Since you are a constituant, I highly suggest you write her a letter, and explained how she is being made Jack THompson's dupe.
      Explain this situation simple and clearly, and include before and after shots of the nude.

      You must fight, as should everybody. Politicians are not all know gods, and they are a wierd breed. I have dealt with them, and gotten a vote or two changed.

      If it looks like any local media is going to try to get an interview with jack, Send them the letter.

      Now if we could just get the Daily Show to interview him...

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    9. Re:Hillary and Tipper Gore give Dems a bad name by Voltageaav · · Score: 1

      Sorry this reply is a bit late, but I was on vacation. You're right. Government is a nesicary evil that the US puts up with. The founders tried to give it as little power as possible while still being able to operate. Governments have a tendency to give itself more power to better serve and protect the people. There are those that say there is an evil pourpose behind these actions, and in some cases, there may be, but these accusations are usually baseless. In History, the government has passed unusual laws to deal with unusual problems. The Mafia was near untouchable because of the way they worked untill laws were passed that allowed them to be prosicuted. Those same laws were later used by Clinton to monitor Anti-abortionists. Not even close to the original intenion of the law. On the same note, Laws passed to help combat Al Quaeda are now being used to moniter radical leftist organizations who may very well pose a threat, but not nearly as much of a threat as Al Queada was and still is. In both cases, laws are used for things they weren't meant for. Americans have shown in the past that our liberty is more importand to us than protecting against robbers, rapeists, andf murderers. They are only a minor threat to us for the most part. What about Terrorism? Terrorism is far more of a threat to the United States than crime has ever been. We have to ask ourselves at this time, which is more importand, a possible threat to our liberty or the more assured threat of continued terrorist attacks in the United States.

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  115. Aunt Betty Mae by jbolden · · Score: 1

    OK I"m pretty close to Aunt Betty Mae's age.

    1) She knows the media likes to hype nonsense. She's been around a lot of controversy
    2) She know the television media does a terrible job of covering censorship issues since they are so censorious themselves yet preach free speech so that everything ends up confused. So the net result is she knows there is a controversy but knows she doesn't have the facts.
    3) She has no idea what Oblivion is. The story on TV is the first time she's heard the term.
    4) She mostly is not interested enough in the story to find out the facts, though she knows who to talk to if she actually cared
    5) She is going to take the action by the ESRB seriously.

    1. Re:Aunt Betty Mae by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, but my hypothetical Betty Mae doesn't read Slashdot.

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  116. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by mikapc · · Score: 1

    "One part of most boys development is to make liberal use of our adrenaline & testosterone." I think for any man to be considered a man this liberal use of adrenaline and testosterone continues on into adulthood and by this statement I don't mean he must be violent just aggressive, competitive and driven.

  117. Teen violence and pregnancy are DOWN sharply, Jack by GreenSwirl · · Score: 1

    I think the headline from the article you linked says it all: "Teen Birth Rate Down, Youth Less Likely to Be Involved In Violent Crimes; Kids More Likely To Be Overweight" Obviously, kids are spending so much time in front of their PCs, IMing and MySpacing and gaming, that they are getting too fat to go out and commit crimes or even go on a date.

  118. Wanted: Jack Thompson Mod for Oblivion by DroppedAtBirth · · Score: 1

    Wanted: Mod to replace all in game npc with Jack Thompson models (not nude please).

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  119. I say they should keep hiding stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The terrorists (game raters) are trying to censur the world. I hope they keep hiding stuff in the games. IT'S THEIR GAMES. Don't give in, no man should control how other people think.

  120. Re:Somone poke Jack in the eye for me if you see h by Stellian · · Score: 1
  121. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Ragnarrokk · · Score: 1

    //Be warned, it's a long one.
    Indeed the issue of females is a giant flaw in their logic.

    Girls are VICIOUS, and I'm not simply referring to their treatment of many males, they're incredibly vicious to each other. Psychologically and physically they'll happily tear up girls who don't conform partly to assert their position, partly because they can. How many girls have been driven to suicide because of this?

    It's appalling some of the things I see occur at a neighbour school of mine, an all girls grammar school. So much spite and hatred. My all male earlier education seemed much tamer and more civilised, with no real fight in recorded history. Setting fire to years worth of work and beating none grouped girls to a fine paste seems to occur regularly.

    Girls often use this shield, they know it exists. They can taunt, attack, steal, and mug guys to any extent because they know if they retaliate they will be the ones in any sort of trouble. The girls will fake sorrow and assault, the Police will think of the male as despicable, the community as a whole thinks it's tragic how girls will get picked on just because they're weaker.

    Since the /. audience is mostly male, lets take this analogy taken from a real incident involving my maths co-worker. You are walking home from work/class, and a group of five girls approach you talking "trash". Of course, firstly you just ignore them and walk on. They then catch up to you, push you over and take your rucksack, beginning to look through it and chucking various papers and books out, tearing the occasional one. If this was a male, you could punch him in the face, and a lot of you wouldn't hesitate. My classmate here did retaliate by grappling one of the girls, taking back his items and running. It was bad, we all agreed, and it would costs to replace a few things but it wasn't the end of the world. Until the Police showed up.

    Charge was assault on the girl, and she faked and lied about the incident, and of course all her friends backed her up. Stereotypes abound everyone thought he was the evil-doer. Girls couldn't be violent like that, what a liar. Every middle class parent I talked to thought he was AWFUL until they finally got the CCTV footage. Even then some people, mostly mothers, refused to believe he was innocent.

    Young males may get all the blame, but the masterminds and manipulators tend to come without the Y chromosome.

    ``Ragnarok

    (All evidence based on years of patching up and consoling the odder/geekier girls as well as experience of friends, co-workers, and self.)

  122. In later news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jack Thompson has commenced his attack on The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion by seeking appearances on several talk shows.

    In later news, several talk shows have been pretending "they're not home."

  123. An open letter: by nuzak · · Score: 1

    To: Take Two Interactive, Bethesda Softworks
    Cc: The Gaming Industry

    As a frequent user of your products, I respectfully request that you cease with the vague blandishments of press releases that stand in place of a vigorous defense. Your entire industry is under frontal assault, and it appears that the only response you have yet to offer is to negotiate on minor terms of your surrender. As a show of good faith toward your customers, I respectfully submit the following two suggestions for your Public Relations and Corporate Communications department:

    1) Please stress that the ESRB is voluntary, and the complete lack of legislative authority to make it otherwise. Even the current supreme court would likely not allow it to stand a first amendment challenge should lawmakers attempt to make the case otherwise.

    2) Please dispense with verbal restraint when referring to Jack Thompson. An official public statement that refers to Thompson as an "unbalanced nutcase" or "bottom feeding shyster" will only serve to garner a net gain of good will. In plain language, you're not here to please Jack Thompson, and he's not going to hate you any more or less anyway.

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  124. Solution is Simple by bratwiz · · Score: 1


    When will the blue-nosed morons understand that the solution is ultra simple? If you want the game mfgrs to stop _making_ games that have hidden hacks for nudity-- stop BUYING them!

    idiots.

    1. Re:Solution is Simple by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1
      If you want the game mfgrs to stop _making_ games that have hidden hacks for nudity-- stop BUYING them!


      Good luck...

      You don't find out about the nudity until the game as passed through the initial sales burst. Once you discover that there is nudity, it is generally past most 30-day return policies (which is harder to otain for opened software.)

      You could punish the manufacturer by not buying games from the companies in question. However:
      - Take Two has plausable deniability - regardless of contracts and stuff, they do not necessarly have the QA required to detect nudity. Just remember that they need a detection utility for each game they develop - which would create more testing overhead.
      - Rockstar can't be blamed either - under the ESRB standard at the time, hidden content wasn't rated because there was no way to access it at all without getting the utilities require for it. (And if you did have such tools, you could create the nude content.)
      - In the case of Oblivion, note that topless male models do not trigger the nudity tag, but topless female models do. Isn't this sexism? (As a side note, the XBox version doesn't get the nudity tag, but it is still bumped to 'M'.)
      - I have yet to see UT2004 rerated (for DM-Junkyard for containing gold slanted piller) or otherwise have that hidden content recognized under the ESRB.

      Of course, Oblivion was poorly rated by the ESRB to beginwith - the violence level alone probably should have made it an 'M', especially since the developers did not attempt to hide the fact. If you want to do real punishment, you probably should punish the ESRB by not buying games with their stickers or logos on them.
    2. Re:Solution is Simple by bratwiz · · Score: 1

      I, on the other hand, would simply prefer they mark them on the box, so I can spot them more quickly when I'm looking for them... :)

  125. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by nelsonal · · Score: 1

    Yeah but it's much easier for society to ignore girls problems (as most internalize the pain) rather than boys who externalize it. Hurting girls are far more likely to act out with eating disorders, abusive males, and other behaviors that while quite damaging for them, don't impact others beyond family and close friends. Hurting guys are more likely to break stuff, which generally gets society more excited about their antics. Us society is generally based on if you don't impact me I don't care (unless its a juicy rumor in which case I'd love to know).
    The few girls (and women) who continue to react with agression are typically shunned by society as pariahs very quickly.

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  126. NOT TRUE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was not a MALE torso model/texture. The game actually shipped with a NUDE female torso model, which was not used. Its exactly equivalent to the regular female torso model, but it has the bra removed. Yes it had nipples (which Bethesda removed in the first patch, pandering to the "Hot Coffee!" whiners).

    I agree with the total harmlessness of all this (except that the politicians and Jack Thompsons of the world will all jump on it). Here are some facts:

    (1) Bethesda shipped on the game disk a female_upperbody.nif (which was used in the game) and a female_upperbody_nude.nif (which was NOT used in the game by default). [filenames are from memory, may not be exact]. In the original version this included nippes on the texture (even though using the game without mods, you would never see them). In the 1.1.425 patch Bethesda *removed the nipples* making it Barbie-like.

    (1a) These model files are packed inside game archives (BSA files) which you can't even extract or look inside of, without a reverse-engineered 3rd party tool that was written by modders in the first week of Oblivion's sales.

    (2) Bethesda also gave away for free download (but did NOT ship on the game disk) "The Elder Scrolls Construction Set" with which a knowlegeable modder can make a topless mod using the female_upperbody_nude.nif in about 10 minutes. It only involves changing one string property (I made a topless mod about an hour after installing the game, it wasn't too hard if you already have some Morrowind modding skills).

    (3) Most people would have to download a 3rd-party mod plugin and run with it in order to experience topless (living) women in-game. (Of course there were lots of burned, rotting corpses which had unclothed anatomically-correct torsos, but that's disgusting enough not to turn most people on, so the ESRB doesn't have to worry about the sex-crazed teenagers jerking off to that, do they?)

    (4) There is no "sex" in game, with or without the topless mod. Of course someone with enough skill can eventually produce mods for Oblivion that allow kinky stuff (like the exotic dancers mod for Morrowind did). That's hardly Bethesda's fault.

    (5) As noted by other posters, the level of violence, gore and disgusting stuff (e.g. torture, mutilated corpses, dead babies, butchering innocent civilians in "evil" quest lines, etc) is high enough that the game probably should have got an M rating in the first place and the ESRB is just correcting a failure on their part.

    I think the "topless" stuff is just a weak attempt by the ESRB to make this seem more Hot Coffee-like and thereby deflect the blame from themselves for initially rating a game Teen when it had so much violence and gore and disturbing stuff in it.

  127. fool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, isn't it about time somone put a muzzle on this senile bulldog once and for all? I mean, what does he have against nudity to begin with? Where does he think he came from? hasn't anyone given him the birds-and-the-bees talk? Seriously, i live in switzerland and they put more explicit content on 15foot high billboards than Mr Thomson seems to think should be allowed in 16+ rated games. I certainly go with the feeling: "Video games don't make gamers violent, Jack Thomson makes gamers violent."
    Come to europe guys, it's better here.

  128. Re:Somone poke Jack in the eye for me if you see h by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Video games don't make me fell violent, morons do."
    Oh, the irony...

  129. Re:Somone poke Jack in the eye for me if you see h by BakaHoushi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can say this with all honesty:

    Looking at a breast has never, EVER made me want to shoot someone, slash someone, burn someone, etc.

    Listening to Jack Thompson talk and knowing he's allowed to breath the same air as actual human beings, however, has. Well, only him, really, but...

    So I say we ban Jack Thompson from this plane of reality. Won't somebody think of the children?!

  130. Why wasn't it M in the first place? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Allow me to throw my hat in with the rest of the "Why wasn't this already M" crowd. Not because of the blood or violence, actually, but because the game's livestock has realistic asshole textures. The amount of detail that they go into on the horses in particular is, frankly, disturbing.

  131. Mod Parent UP, Grandparent DOWN by Deathbane27 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The model meshes\characters\_male\femaleupperbodynude.nif refers to the texture textures\characters\imperial\female\UpperBodyFemal e.dds, which has distinctly female breasts with fully bump-mapped nipples.

    I'd love to know how this whole "male texture overlayed on the female mesh" business got started, because it's complete rubbish. Yes, you COULD do that, but that's not what's going on.

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  132. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Inf0phreak · · Score: 1

    At least they will come with a preset kill limit so we can just throw wave after wave of men at them until they shut down.

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  133. So in other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... its even worse than "Animal Crossing"?

  134. Another Bettie Mae by L-Train8 · · Score: 1

    Here is another list of characteristics of a hypothetical Aunt Bettie Mae:

    1. Doesn't think much of kids today and their MTV and their video games
    2. Thinks the world of Larry King and Andy Rooney, and that nice boy Anderson Cooper is alright, too.

    How do you think she will feel when she sees some newscaster she trusts interviewing someone who confirms her preconceived ideas?

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    1. Re:Another Bettie Mae by Enderandrew · · Score: 1
      I agree. I'm sure she will completely side with a trusted lawyer. However, I don't see the point of arguing. Do you think she is going to listen to anyone else?

      But why do we care what she thinks? If she is a consumer in the market, then she'd likely have preexisting knowledge of Oblivion, arguably the most popular and talked about game on the market at the moment.

      If she doesn't then does her misinformed opinion matter that much?

      Ignoring Thompson is still the best bet.

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  135. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Bethesda's views on user mods are just the opposite...They want an active mod community, and they opened up the API hooks to help the mod community make better mods.

    Almost all good RPGs are doing this these days, because it drives interest and gets new content for free. Look at Neverwinter Nights...The mod community there is huge, and that game is still popular well past the point where a lot of similar games stalled.

    Sure, every now and then you're going to get boobies. It's a hard life. It should be common sense that mods can add to the game and change the rating. Mind I think the game was rated too low, but I think that based on the out-of-the-box content, not the mods.

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  136. Troll by GeorgeMcBay · · Score: 1

    This guy is a real world troll. The more attention he gets on sites like this and the linked sites, the more he'll go around saying stupid things. Why humor him? He is best left ignored.

  137. I've stopped reading this thread. by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    Because now, thanks to this publicity, I'm interested in the game, and I'm going to buy a copy, and I don't want the plot spoiled.

  138. ATTN: MODDERS by Errandboy+of+Doom · · Score: 1

    Please add nudity to the following games, so they'll get rerated, and then pulled from shelves after the subsequent controversy:

    Curious George Reads, Writes & Spells for Grades 1&2
    UNO
    Puppy Luv
    Paws and Claws: Pet Vet
    Wordthello
    Nancy Drew: Danger by Design
    Babar - To The Rescue
    Bob the Builder
    AMF Xtreme Bowling 2006
    Dance Factory
    and last but not least:
    Barbie Horse Adventures

  139. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by nintendo_is_a_cereal · · Score: 1

    Double Dragon was about rescuing your girlfriend from a street gang. You could just be beating the thugs into submission, not killing. It's never explicitly stated that they're dead...

  140. Re:Somone poke Jack in the eye for me if you see h by tbannist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, he need to be confronted and exposed publically, otherwise people will continue to believe him. He's a self-agrandizing moron, but people think because he's a lawyer he knows what he's talking about. More people need to show up and confront him with the fact that he's been disbarred in two states and is for lack of a better words, a nutcase and a leech on society.

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  141. That's because. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    just as the depiction of women as whores in GTA will have a greater impact than the large breasts in Tomb Raider.

    That is because women like Lara Croft are fiction, but women like the whores in GTA are fact. You would be suprised at how well children can tell the difference between real and make believe.

    1. Re:That's because. by Arandir · · Score: 1

      It's also a fact that men who use whores to powerup have severe emotional problems in their lives.

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    2. Re:That's because. by LooseIsNotLose · · Score: 1
      That is because women like Lara Croft are fiction, but women like the whores in GTA are fact. You would be suprised at how well children can tell the difference between real and make believe.

      Do you not see how you just invalidated your own point? Hint--GTA is make believe.

  142. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by ADRA · · Score: 1

    Dude! They fall down! And they start blinking.. BLINKING for christ sake then they vanish! If that isn't a sure fire proof then I.. ermm.. THEY BLINK.. then VANISH!!

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  143. An analogy... by __aazsiv8125 · · Score: 1

    The issue regarding third party mods can be resolved with this simple analogy: Let's say I buy a children's book from a major Publisher, say Scholastic. Let's now say that I paste pictures of naked ladies over a few pictures in the book. Then let's say I donate this book to my local library, and it gets put on the shelf without being every page reviewed by the library staff. When a child checks out the book, and the parents see the pr0n inside, does anyone think that Scholastic should be held responsible for "porn" in their children's book? Obviously not, yet this is the exact situation that Bethseda finds themselves in.

    1. Re:An analogy... by Criterion · · Score: 1

      You, I'm afraid, are one of the ones who have an incorrect understanding of what is happening. No, this is not the exact same situation that Bethesda find themselves in. No, they would not be held responsible for something like this. This would be more like, if the childrens book had porn in it to start with, but the pages were simply glued together to hide it. The content was there, on the original media, from the publisher. Not placed there by a third party.

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  144. Now we know why violent crime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is at 30 year lows.

    http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/pub/press/cv04pr.htm

    Hope I'm not getting in the way of Jack's truthiness.

  145. Re:Somone poke Jack in the eye for me if you see h by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

    Video games don't make me fell [the] violent, morons do.

    Thy words speak true, good sir!

  146. City of Heroes by Malakusen · · Score: 1

    I probably shouldn't bring this up, but it's entirely possible to make a completely nude character for City of Heroes. You can even make the boobs huge. No nipples or genitals of course, but it can be done. I imagine if I screwed around with the character creator more I could make a pretty realistic one, my goal yesterday was just to make a cat girl, which was quite a success. Since the camera view is always behind the character anyway, they may as well be nude if you make their outfit skin-tight and skin-colored.

    Hopefully nobody notices.

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  147. Wolf and the Lamb by Malakusen · · Score: 1

    "The Wolf and the Lamb" A wolf noticed a lamb drinking just downstream. He thought she would be an easy supper. If he could trick her, he would not even have to run after her. Then he called out, ""We can drink from the same stream, friend, but you are making my water muddy." The lamb said, "Nay, master wolf. If your water is muddy, I can't be the cause if it. You see, the water goes past you then it comes to me." The wolf changed the subject. He must make the lamb feel bad and helpless. He said, "Why did you call me bad names this time last year?" The lamb said, "That could not have been me. I am only six months old." Then the wolf said, "I don't care. If it was not you, it was your father!" He pounced upon the poor lamb, and ate her.

    The moral of the story is that the evil will always find a way to justify their deeds.

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  148. What about the Sims? by SecretSqrl · · Score: 0

    I wonder if you could apply a 3rd party mod to the Sims to do something similar?

  149. Re:Somone poke Jack in the eye for me if you see h by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, the best thing to do would be to give him coverage on /. and other intarweb sites.

    Where else would we get such gems as:
    "What the Japanese are doing to our kids is insensitive and racist. The Japanese have for a very long time dumped pornography into this country in a fashion they would not tolerate in their own country. It is another version of Pearl Harbor."

    And:
    "...Don't lecture me about how I'm somehow akin to Hitler. Gamers are akin to the Hitler Youth. Pixelantes are vigilantes. You put threats ahead of arguments, extortion ahead of enlightenment.

    You all are the new book burners. Heil PS2! Heil Halo! Heil GTA!

    Put down the controllers and get a life, you lost souls. Jack Thompson
    "

    Considering his activities online and his degrading mental state, the guy needs more attention.

  150. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    disagree: I think most people remember *exactly* how they were when they were younger and, now that they're older and more mature, are appalled by their own behavior and want to prevent other people from making the mistakes they made.

    So now looking for boobies is a mistake? I think they're still in denial about how teenage boys are.

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  151. If you want to read another release like this... by Dragoonmac · · Score: 1

    It's from the same group and its the only entry in my journal. Ironically enough it's from December and it has almost the exact same suggested questions.

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  152. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Loonacy · · Score: 1

    Masturbation makes me want to shoot someone.

    Ew.

  153. Jack, please by Karem+Lore · · Score: 1
    Jack, I neither agree with what you are saying nor have I requested you to be a voice for my morals. You do not reflect my view and I wish that you would realise that you do not represent more than a whining boy who doesn't get enough so must make sure that other people also don't. Simply put, you are a bully.


    Karem

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  154. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Loonacy · · Score: 1

    No, just send in a friendly NPC to tell them that the enemy is over in Iran.
    Although, most FPS players probably wouldn't know what to do with a "plot".

  155. Jack didn't even do any research. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He didn't even have the names of the video games correct. Bulletproof true crime is not a game. Neither is New York City Bully. He broke up the name of the game "True Crime New York City" and applied the name to Bulletproof and Bully. What an idiot.

  156. Who remembers Daggerfall? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is funny is that 10ish years ago, Daggerfall came out... and there was a 'nudity' checkbox (IIRC there was a password, too, for parental aspects. Enabling the nudity (Surprise!) enabled highly pixilated nips to be shown in the character panel, should you decide to strip your char naked.

    And I recall a major scandel completely failing to occur.

    Just remember to write your states-persons on a regular basis. It really does help... a little.

  157. Somebody post an before and after please. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I think it would help if somebaody would post a before and after so people will see how rediculous this is.

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  158. Get over it by Noxal · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're NIPPLES. Is this guy gay and really scared of females, or did his dad never give him the old talk?

    Honestly, this is just part of a large problem in the USA. The idea that nudity is this horrible thing that will ruin children and make people go to hell.

    IT'S ON OUR BODIES. If you don't want your children seeing other people's genitalia or titties, might as well cut them off your kids, 'cuz they're gonna see their own.

  159. Re:Somone poke Jack in the eye for me if you see h by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To be brutally honest, the man is his own most fearsome adversary. I think that if anyone's going to champion bad ideas, it should be the feeble-minded, so all power to him.

  160. Because he is currently seeking talkshows! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would do us more good to talk to him in order to dismantle the FUD and misinformation he is spreading on such shows. He feeds on media attention, and they don't question or check much of what he claims.

    I remember reading somewhere that a gamer caused him to somewhat breakdown on a recent book-related radio interview, so it would be in our interest to call him up and show how little credibility he has.

  161. Re:Somone poke Jack in the eye for me if you see h by Alkrun · · Score: 1

    "[+] idiot, jackthompson, stupid, fud, esrb (tagging beta)"

    It's great to see the Slashdot tagging system, still in beta, hits the mark so completely.

  162. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

    When you're a 45 year old parent, you probably can convince yourself that looking for boobies is a mistake and that nobody should be looking and certainly nobody should be finding. That's what's wrong with middle-aged people. (And what's wrong with kids? That they're ALWAYS LOOKING FOR BOOBIES. It's a cyclic system.)

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  163. I think I speak for everyone when I say... by JKConsult · · Score: 1

    Can I get that woman's number?

    1. Re:I think I speak for everyone when I say... by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      Oh, she was a lot of fun when she was 24. Imagine a half-irish, half-hispanic gymnast.

      Now, she's still a great friend, but she's also right-wing-Christian woman, and all married up and against drugs and sex and stuff.

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    2. Re:I think I speak for everyone when I say... by Pope · · Score: 1
      Imagine a half-irish, half-hispanic gymnast.

      I just did, and now I need some "alone time." ;)

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  164. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by BakaHoushi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I couldn't agree more. I'm the rare exception to the rule. I never really looked for boobs as a teen (correction: Real boobs. As in, in person. Pr0n is unrelated, and I never really looked for much of that, either).

    In general, as a teen, I was rather disgusted by/afraid of/confused by/etc. my peers at school. Thus, I avoided social scenes as much as possible. (A /.er avoids social situations? Alert the authorities!) Sure, I WANTED some female companionship, but I found the girls near me to have little to nothing in common so I just stuck to my Internets and video games.

    What I can tell you now is that that was a terrible mistake. Sure, it was fun, but I'm in college now and my lack os social skills has been a great handicap. Boys need to chase boobs. Silly and immature, maybe, but you need to crawl before you can walk. If you don't look for girls, learn to talk to them when you're young, when will you learn to have a realistic and mature relationship with one? If you don't make your mistakes when you're young, you just end up making them later.

    Okay, this isn't perfect. Problems can arise. If a boy ends up too successful in this pursuit of girls, he could end up a father early. Or a number of other bad scenarios. But that's just a fact of life: If you want to get anything, you need to take risks. Bad things can and will happen, sometimes terrible, life altering things. But who are we to deny teen boys their awkward and confusing, but important social development because a small minority may get hurt?

    Sorry to rant, but perhaps South Park put it best (paraphrased). You can't just keep your kids away from other kids and love because bad things can happen. You can't just hide a boy from girls until he's 18 and expect him to know how to get a girl and treat her properly. Mistakes are painful, but they're a part of growing up. When you try to deny kids the chance to make mistakes, you deny them the chance to learn and mature.

  165. He makes lesser craziness seem moderate. by moultano · · Score: 1

    Jack thompson makes it seem like a small amount of censorship of video games is a moderate position. This is dangerous.

  166. Re:Somone poke Jack in the eye for me if you see h by GundamFan · · Score: 1

    OK good one... I did not see the typo untill just now.

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  167. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm 32 and I STILL always look at boobies.

    They're nice.

    Yes I am happily married.

    Boobies are still nice.

  168. Re:He may not the best, but someone needs to do th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there is such a thing as adult games.

    I agree with Mr. Pagan. I see no reason why adults can't enjoy whatever they want, provided it violates no existing laws. What I can't deal with is the lieing sacks of feces who market their violent, gory, or pornographic games to children and then deny it.

  169. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by empvirus · · Score: 1

    Um. User mods are encouraged by Bethesda, as they should be in all games IMHO. Seriously the ESRB should stop rating games by their usermods.

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  170. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

    "Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it. On my command all ships will line up and file directly into the alien death cannons, clogging them with wreckage."

  171. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Tyreth · · Score: 1

    Being a Christian isn't about telling people how to live their lives. It's telling people the truth about who we are and our condition.

    You're hardly an agnostic regarding telling others how to live their lives. In fact, your entire post comes across as very condemning of "right-wing Christian" attitudes. Isn't that doing the very thing that you condemn? Telling others how to live their lives? The truth is that there are ways we ought and ought not to live - from the simplistic "don't do anything that affects someone else" right through to the specific "don't have sex with people of the same gender".

    We *all* know that there are ways we ought and ought not to live. Even the atheist claims some values (and justifies them as useful socio-biologically evolved norms) that we ought to live by. None of us would feel any problem with telling a mass murderer that they are not living how they ought to. So, if we can think of one action that deserves condemnation, then it seems highly probable there are others. You can't condemn a Christian with a philosophy of being "completely permissive towards other people's rights to do whatever they want" - because you don't really believe that. So don't condemn us Christians for what you do yourself.

    There are certain things we ought and ought not to do. Some people will tell you what they are, and some don't have a clue what they are.

  172. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by arminw · · Score: 1

    ....When you try to deny kids the chance to make mistakes, you deny them the chance to learn and mature......

    The problem is that some mistakes that can make a complete mess of a young person's lives and they should be protected from that, preferably by their parents. Like fire, sex is a great thing in its place, but extremely destructive, often irrevocable in its effects. If both the boy and the girl understand that sex in the shelter of marriage is like fire in the fireplace, but outside thereof it will destroy their lives and burn the house down, then playing a video game or going out on dates should not make any difference in their good behavior. The problem with many things is that in and of themselves they are either good or neutral, but if wrongly used become extremely hurtful and damaging. It is the job of parents, not the state, to teach their children about the good and bad applications of video games, cars, sex, alcohol, medicines, movies etc. and so many of the other things in life, that can be either rewarding or terribly destructive. Unfortunately, many parents have not met their responsibility toward their children, and so the state is forced to step in to protect society.

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  173. You are right. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Yes, you are right. I in fact don't believe that GTA causes harm. The comment was semi-tonge in cheek pushing the idea that prostitutes are not prostitutes because GTA exists, but in fact that GTA exists because prostitutes are prostitutes. People that have sex with prostitues because they exists, where as people don't watch Lara Croft types swinging from cave walls, because they don't exist. So, your right, the statement is self invalidating.

    1. Re:You are right. by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      where as people don't watch Lara Croft types swinging from cave walls, because they don't exist.

      I would agree, except that, well... thank you for reminding me of the only redeeming virtue of the otherwise abominable Fear Factor. And, much as it pains me to acknowledge it, that show was (is?) real.

  174. The fact remains by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    There is no objective evidence other than poorly-interpreted excerpts from the Bible that having sex with someone of the same gender is "what we ought not to do."

    The same cannot be said for, say, murder.

    This poor woman has lumped all of the wild indelicacies of her past into one horrible thing to be avoided at all costs. That's not logical or even ethically sound, it's emotional backlashing.

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    1. Re:The fact remains by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      It *is* logical, in a way. See comments below. I expect that people will act like I would when presented with a situation, so I'm all, like, y'know, it's all good, dude. She, also, expects that people will act like she did when presented with situations, and that's a terrifying thought to her -- and, from having watched, it's pretty scary to me as well. Hence her current feelings.

      The thing that I can't seem to get across to her is that her faith and devotion to church wouldn't be half as intense if she hadn't gone through all that -- it made her who she is. If she successfully prevented people from experiencing all that stuff there's a good chance they'd end up lukewarm all, like, y'know, it's all good, dude people, like me.

      But really that just echoes the larger societal disconnect over education in general: is it better to know about temptation or not? And isn't that the whole point of the Eden story? The founding story of Christianity is that the temptation of the knowledge of good and evil is where all the problems started, and that's what she believes. I don't believe that. But I don't believe it because of my past experiences, which is exactly why she does believe it, so it's irreconciliable. She's doing what she believes is right, and I likewise, and neither of us can actually convince ourselves, much less each other, that we are actually Right, just that we are, for our own viewpoints, right.

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    2. Re:The fact remains by Tyreth · · Score: 1
      There is no objective evidence other than poorly-interpreted excerpts from the Bible that having sex with someone of the same gender is "what we ought not to do." The same cannot be said for, say, murder.
      While I disagree, and believe that sex with someone of the same gender is something we ought not to do, I won't press the point. It is obvious that there are things we ought not to do. And if there are things we ought not to do, then these are things we should disapprove of in others if we have any care for them.

      That is the point I was making in my first response.

      This poor woman has lumped all of the wild indelicacies of her past into one horrible thing to be avoided at all costs. That's not logical or even ethically sound, it's emotional backlashing.

      You only hold this view because you believe there is nothing wrong with the actions of her past. If she had committed other evils, such as torturing another human, or raping a child, then I am sure that you would feel no disagreement with her seeing that as a "horrible thing to be avoided at all costs". You wouldn't say what you'd said above.

      My basic point being - if you're wrong about sex with the same gender, then you're wrong saying that her current view is "not logical or even ethically sound". The great question is whether or not the actions of her youth were something that she ought not to have done. Saying her reaction to her past is "not logical or even ethically sound" is assuming the point - that she did no wrong - and you will only convince those that already agree with you.

  175. WooHoo! by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    Free entertainment by jackasses! \o/ I'd been wondering where Jackie-boy had gone. Nothing he ever says or does worries me in the slightest, he's an imbecilic ambulance chasing opportunist. But he sure is damned fun to watch making an ass of himself spewing FUD and bullshit. Besides, if he'd disappeared entirely from the scene, there was always the chance he'd be replaced by someone who isn't so obviously full of shit.

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  176. Damn skippy. by StarKruzr · · Score: 1

    Boys need to chase boobs. Silly and immature, maybe, but you need to crawl before you can walk. If you don't look for girls, learn to talk to them when you're young, when will you learn to have a realistic and mature relationship with one? If you don't make your mistakes when you're young, you just end up making them later.

    Couldn't have put it better myself. You win the Internets for today.

    Hope you figure your shit out, man.

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  177. And in other news... by boarder8925 · · Score: 1

    And in other news, Sony weighs in on which next-gen video game console people should buy. More at 11.

  178. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by hereschenes · · Score: 1
    One of my best friends is a hardcore Christian who is against drugs, homosexuality, and sex before marriage. Know why? Because when we were in college together she was spending every weekend drunk and coked out of her skull, screwing other girls.

    You seem to assume there that your reasoning for your friend's change of course is exhaustive. Perhaps the reason for her repentance might be more to do with the fact that she has had a real encounter with the living God? Of course, not everyone believes in God, and hence would not accept that conclusion, but why should I give your diagnosis any more weight than an alternative one? Unless your friend wants to post otherwise, I can't let your reductionism slide "insightfully" by.

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  179. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    ike fire, sex is a great thing in its place, but extremely destructive, often irrevocable in its effects.

    So theach your kids safe sex so they don't make you a Grandpa at 40. The point of making mistakes young is that society accepts (mostly) that kids fuck up a lot, so they cut them some slack. Grab a butt in Jr High and you may get a lecture and a suspension. Do it after college and you could end up a sex offender.

    If both the boy and the girl understand that sex in the shelter of marriage is like fire in the fireplace, but outside thereof it will destroy their lives and burn the house down

    ... then they are messed up indeed. Sex with good precautions is like fire in the fireplace. Sex only in marriage is nearly unheard of (in the US), so teaching that will bring you higher risk of being a grandpa.

    Unfortunately, many parents have not met their responsibility toward their children, and so the state is forced to step in to protect society.

    Yeah, and then the parents riot because the state tries to teach that gaybashing is wrong and that condoms prevent disease.

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  180. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    And what's wrong with kids? That they're ALWAYS LOOKING FOR BOOBIES. It's a cyclic system.

    Nah, it's that kids think they invented sex. Then they grow up and realize that they didn't and hopefully learn how to do other stuff. Sex is nice, and so are boobies, but beign singleminded about sex makes you boring.

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  181. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by smellsofbikes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was eliding a lot in that summary. She was raised in a very conservative, sheltered home in a rural area. I was raised in a permissive (although Christian -- at least one of my parents has been teaching sunday school continuously since the '60's) household. It's simplistic to believe that this is all that drove us to our different approaches, but I really had nothing to rebel against when I was old enough to have the choice, and she did. I had several friends who were children of pastors, and *wow* did they tear things up when they got out on their own. And to be fair I had two friends who were children of pastors who never did *anything* out of line: they were unbelievably well-behaved kids. So it's not simple causality. But, in my own personal sampling, I've only known one person who came from a background like mine and ended up seriously stuck in the sex/drugs/alcohol rut, whereas I know six people from heavily sheltered backgrounds who went *crazy* when they hit college. And I know a lot more people from permissive backgrounds than from sheltered backgrounds. And, to track things forwards, the three people from the sheltered background->CRAAAAAAAZY transition I still know, are now all heavily into exactly what their parents were into: shelter and control.

    See, this is the thing. I expect that if I had kids they'd be like me, and I'd probably be right. The two people I'm thinking of, both daughters of pastors, went off to college and spent the next four years trying to figure out how many things they could stick in which orifices at the same time, and now, they both think exactly the same thing I do: that their kids would be like them. So, it's perfectly rational for them to want to prevent that kind of behavior, which, I have to say, should be prevented coz it's potentially deadly, while it's perfectly rational for me to use the same line of reasoning to say that there's no need for laws or legislation of morality. We take the same assumptions, do the same logic, and come up with conflicting conclusions, because our histories are different.

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  182. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

    See comment further down thread for further discussion. *I* don't think people should be able to tell other people what to do, because *I* think the drawbacks outweigh the benefits. However, there are people who have very good reasons to disagree with me.

    There certainly are actions that require condemnation. I think it's logical, within my friend's intellectual framework and history, for her to condemn drugs, sex, alcohol, and the like. I've never been drunk, so I have no idea what alcohol's all about. She has a very good idea what it's about, so she probably has a lot better judgment on the subject than I do.

    If she heard me call her a sanctimonious bastard, she'd probably agree, and tell me that I'm a naive, unrealistic idiot. And I'd agree with her.

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  183. FSM by BakaHoushi · · Score: 1

    Well, also notice AIDS is at an all-time high, while pirates are at an all-time low. Not only were pirates protecting us from global warming, they also prevented AIDS!

    Don't give credit to a non-believer like Mr. Thompson.

  184. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by KableLudbolt · · Score: 1

    Seeing as it was his (keyword there) friend I'd strongly take his view point before a total stranger's (keyword here too) opinion. Now I don't want to go off on a rant here, but any religion or organization that attacks something like Harry Potter, a book that has children reading again is seriously in need of help and a wake up call to the 21st century. We're not in the crusades anymore people, theres no such things as witches, no burning people at the stakes anymore in the name of your false idol, no inbred bigots burning people because of skin color, or purifcation (making a generalization because it seems most of the aforementioned bigots believe themselves devout christians), not to mention the group in where ever that protested a soldier's FUNERAL because they say the goverment/army protects gays and allows them in the armed services. One other thing, the abortion issue... its not an issue, you don't save lives by killing doctors and single mothers! Jesus h-christ! Whens the last time you heard about a Jewish person or a Buddhist that bombed an abortion clinic, or protested at a funeral. Good day. Age of reason

  185. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

    You remember being fifteen? It was, indeed, like sex had just been invented: compare to the awkward danger of the first airplanes or the first cars. I'm so glad I'm not fifteen anymore... but that's because I, too, am sanctimonious and patronizing.

    (at least I'm not looking in a tree for a burrow owl. Burrow owls live in HOLES! in the GROUND! that's why they call them BURROW OWLS! yes I like your .sig.)

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  186. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by hereschenes · · Score: 1
    I was eliding a lot in that summary.

    Understood... I suppose I was just testing to see how rigorously you'd thought out what you were saying. Your use of the word "eliding" told me everything I had to know. :-) To be honest, I had to look it up!

    For mine, I was also raised in a conservative Christian setting (in a capital city in Australia). Not mega-fundie or anything like that, but I didn't know much of sex, drugs, alcohol etc. until I started seeing it at school as I grew up - certainly I was sheltered from it all by my parents, to a degree. If I'm ever going to be a parent (I'm married now so it's a biological possibility!), I wouldn't do things quite the same as my parents did. I suppose I would like to think that I can put my faith in Christ into practice and advise my kids on what is right/wrong without feeling that I need to coerce them into feeling any particular way. If God is who he says he is, then after I've passed on what I know I should be able to trust him to enable my kids to make the right choices for the right reasons, as I see it. ie. From my perspective as someone with a Christian worldview, I think decisions about morality etc. need to ultimately stem from an understanding of who God is, and what our plight is given our (sinful) position before him. Blackmailing someone, by whatever means (be they emotional, psychological etc.) into behaving a certain way only suppresses the truth, and strips morals of their true context. The result may very well be behaviour like the examples you described, where people scramble to satiate their lust for desires that have always been forbidden them for no apparent reason.

    Interesting what you say about there being no need to have "legislation of morality", etc. I do think that whatever ones background might be, that is a very reductionistic argument at best. (Sorry for my overuse of the word "reductionistic" or "reductionism"... I've been reading a lot of DA Carson!) Unless you're trying to advocate anarchy (and I'm sure that you aren't), it seems to me that many of our rules and regulations that may at the surface seem to be amoral, (speed limits, or tax rules for example), actually have an ultimate philosophical grounding in some set of values that has, for some reason, been deemed to be absolute (or at least superior to others). That sounds like morality to me - in at least some vague sense of the word. The other thing to note is that it's very unlikely that the pioneers of what has become today's democracy (the Founding Fathers, for example) would ever have envisioned a democracy that was completely divorced from any supreme, transcendent values. Sure, they recognised that absolute power corrupts even when it is in the hands of those with the best intentions, so they put in place a system of checks and balances to make sure that no one could stay in power indefinitely. But still, the framework was set up with the inherent assumption that it was a system that was derived from a consideration of absolute, transcendent values. Contrast that with today's climate in which the only arbiter of what might be "right" is My Personal Preference.

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  187. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by hereschenes · · Score: 1
    Seeing as it was his (keyword there) friend I'd strongly take his view point before a total stranger's (keyword here too) opinion.

    My point wasn't that you should necessarily take my alternative explanation of what the OP's friend's motivations might have been over his. My point was simply that he seemed to be offering us an explanation of his friend's behaviour that made assumptions that might not have been true. Maybe they were... but that wasn't the point. A challenge was required, so I gave one, and he clarified.

    Now I don't want to go off on a rant here... /snip rant

    I don't really have much to say in reply to that, other than you're wasting your effort by setting up straw men and knocking them down. I'm a Christian, and I don't have a problem with Harry Potter. I think the crusades were largely deplorable. Killing abortion advocates/surgeons is as bad as abortion itself. Any Christian with a biblically-sound and sincere faith will agree with me on all those points (with the possible exception of Harry Potter, but even then I'd say that any reasonable people among them would keep it as a private view for their own family, and not enforce it on others). You get the idea... you're not attacking Christianity in any useful sense, only a hackneyed caricature of it.

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  188. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by glitch23 · · Score: 0

    Media reflects our culture not the other way around, "fix" our culture and the desire for simulated violence will go away on it's own.

    Media reflects culture? That's one way to absolve the media of any responsiblity (agree with their excuse). That must be why TV commercials try to attract a person to buy something that is new on the market and be the first to grab it before all his/her friends do. They are only reflecting....well,something that doesn't exist yet so I guess they aren't reflecting anything at all but instead trying to create/modify the culture. At that point they can call upon your excuse and say "look, we are just doing what the public does." which conveniently forgets which came first- chicken or egg.

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  189. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by glitch23 · · Score: 0

    Now, if there's a better outlet to fast-paced violent video games, then lets find it. IMHO if it means that some bored teenager wants to do -something- I'd rather it be beating the crap out of some virtual enemy than against a real person.

    There is nothign better than a teenage boy using the newest 1st person punching game as a training tool for the real fights at school.

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  190. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

    Don't be so sure I'm not advocating anarchy. The Protestant movement was, fundamentally, anarchic: a decision that individuals didn't need intercessories, right? If we had an entire nation of people who lived like *I* believe the Bible says we should, it could be an anarchy of sorts, and function. I think.

    I'm not sure there are absolute, transcendent values. But I'm also not sure there aren't. I do know that personal preference is a lousy substitute for ethics and morality, and at least historically it hasn't been successful as a system for personal or community decisions, unless the person in question is a king or something.

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  191. "Without reviewing the entire game...." by Ch_Omega · · Score: 1

    From the press release: "Specifically, the ESRB has now admitted that it rated this game "Teen" without even reviewing the entire game, unlike the movie industry rating system that is based upon a movie seen in its entirety. The ESRB, which is supposed to be the guardian of kids, simply didn't even try to do its job."

    Obiously, they have no idea how much time it would take to "review the entire game". Oblivion is a huuuuge open-ended RPG game, and if someone should play through the entire game, even if they did it systematicaly in the fastest way possible, it would probably take at least hundreds of hours. And then I'm only thinking about doing every quest and visiting every sqare inch of land, water, dungeons, houses, etc. If one should take into account every possible gaming experience possible with the character-sysem, the radiant AI, the physics system, one could play until the sun goes supernova, and still not be finished with it. ... The problem here, is that they are comparing pples and orangutans, and as much as this shows how little insight they have into the workings of modern videogames, and how different they are compared to media such as movies, trying to explain it to them would probably be like trying to explain the rules of chess to an average two-year old.

    1. Re:"Without reviewing the entire game...." by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      However, you don't need to know every theoretically possible situation in the game since you're not trying to rate it down to the nth decimal, you're just picking one out of five or six possible ratings to slap on the game. You only need to slaughter one NPC to know if the game is gory (granted, this may not show the worst possible gore but then you just ask the dev what would show that). Rating is a pretty inaccurate affair and you shouldn't need to explore every nook and cranny if the dev can assure you that you won't find anything that'll make a huge difference (i.e. is significantly worse than what you've already seen) there.

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    2. Re:"Without reviewing the entire game...." by Ch_Omega · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know that. You know that. Most of the Slashdot-crowd know that. But obiously, the people behind the press-release in action, don't know that.

  192. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe one day you'll be able to run your own life instead of letting a fictional character run it for you. At the moment, you're losing the battle for sanity.

  193. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by electr01nik · · Score: 1
    Seriously the ESRB should stop rating games by their usermods.

    I think a disclaimer similar to the ESRB notice seen on online-capable games should suffice on the game packaging. Something like "Warning: some or all content within this game is user-modifiable, and game experience may change upon doing so."

    Clearly displayed on the outside of the box, like the online warning. The ESRB knows that they can't control what people do with a game after they take it online, why are they trying to control what people do with a game after you purchase it and (legally?) modify it.

    The previous question may or may not be rhetorical, I can't decide.

  194. Actually, she's not topless at a all by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    "Or did no one notice that when you first meet Rikku in FFX, she's running around topless? You might not notice it because she has no nipples."

    Actually, I thought the same first, but she's actually not topless. She just wears a form-fitting costume with those straps around the breasts, presumably to make sure you notice them.

    Still, I see your point. The artist there sure worked hard to make sure she looks almost naked.

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  195. M for Mature must be 18+ to read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wanted to post some nude ascii art, but the slashdot filters also considers nudity junk.

    Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
    Reason: Please use fewer 'junk' characters.

  196. Even Worse? by VxJasonxV · · Score: 1

    Rockstar North / Take Two got a slap on the wrist and re-published its game with a new rating.
    Guess what Jack, the game is still being sold, and there are not OMFG FINES putting the company out of business.

    So, with regards to "concluding that the game content will spawn 'an even worse disaster' than occurred during Hot Coffee.", does this mean you're finally going to be de-barred?

    Everyone knows you're under scrutiny for your accusations/actions, and you suffered the biggest personal problems out of everyone involved in the "scandal".

    So we should be scared of the backlash that a bunch of topless women will bring? ... uhhh, bring it on?
    No, seriously, I'm man enough to deal with it. Bring everything it's got!

  197. nudity in Halo2 apparantly... by tabby · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    "VIDEO GAMES TARGETED BY JACK THOMPSON:

    All the Grand Theft Auto games
    The Warriors
    Halo 2
    Blitz: The League (Jack was on Anderson Cooper 360 about this game)
    Brothers in Arms
    Earned in Blood 50 Cent
    Bulletproof True Crime
    New York City Bully (not yet out)
    25 to Life (not yet out)"

    Halo2? Does this mean there is some chance of seeing Cortana's 'source-code'?

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    1. Re:nudity in Halo2 apparantly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naaa, those are the "current" "hot" ones he has some "cool" sound bite prepared. Loved his comment under Blitz, such a big ego for getting on the show & commenting on a game people promptly forgot after that segment ended.

      Take Bully for example, he has no clue what the game is really about(facts get in the way of good sound bites), so he like making stuff up and referring to it as a "columbine simulator" in the "murder simulator trainer" genera. Not knowing the plot sure didn't stop him from getting a bunch of grade schoolers for a publicity stunt to spread "information" out on this "EVIL" game.

      Awww, and just look how clueless Jackie boy is, "25 to Life" is out. Sooo much for having it declared a public nuance(sp?) and have police remove it from the shelves. Could have sworn Hack was going to stink things up here in CA about it, but looks like he was a no show. Judging from the price it is going for, yet another crappy game people quickly forgot.

      I still "love" him, the dumbass still has head firmly up there, allowing him no success in his "murder similar killer trainer brainer games made me do it" defense lawyer career. It can't be anymore obvious what the freak is doing, it really explains all his desperate attempts and maniac spewage. He failed with the Movie industries, he failed with the Music industry, and he just keeps hitting bottom with his attacks on the Video Game industries.

      Wouldn't surprise me if he is suffering from some mental problems), it would greatly explain why he is acting as he does. Maybe dementia is setting in, deep down he realizes what a failure he has become, realizes that his time is running out, isn't getting much in the way of work and bringing in the cash(seriously, what "work" does he do besides harass people online and post these press-releases?). Only recent thing he did(besides spamming people and spreading FUD) was get kicked off the Sicland VS Sony case, and has to face a Florida Bar investigation over his antics in that case.

  198. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 1

    Good point on admitting the uncertainty of absolute transcendent values. I am not sure about this point either - but I am quite sure that such values, should they exist, are not to be found in the oral tradition, later written down, compiled and altered for various political reasons, of some ancient middle-eastern tribes...

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  199. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course FPS players know what to do with a plot:

    You have parachuted into Iran. It has been taken over by strange, dark-skinned alien demons who wrap towels around their heads. An evil cyborg leader known as the Tollahbot is racing to develop weapons of awesome destructive potential. Your mission: fight your way into the Tollahbot's lair, and destroy it. Press any key to start...

  200. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by aybiss · · Score: 0

    So now looking for boobies is a mistake? I think they're still in denial about how teenage boys are.

    So looking for boobies is supposed to be considered a mistake as one gets older? I think some people are just to arrogant to admit they are organic beings.

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  201. Re:Somone poke Jack in the eye for me if you by mgblst · · Score: 1

    Video games don't kill people, gamers do!

    (sung to the tune of: Guns don't kill people, rappers do!)

  202. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by rtechie · · Score: 1

    Being a Christian isn't about telling people how to live their lives. It's telling people the truth about who we are and our condition.

    No, it's about telling people how to live their lives. Studies and surveys show that Christians (of any stripe) are no more "moral" (crime, divorce, etc.) than anyone else. In fact, these same studies show that atheists and agnostics are consistently more "moral" than theists. Probably because they're also more intelligent (on average) and perhaps think things through a bit more. Christians use blithe excuses like "everyone's a sinner" to excuse their hypocracy, or even worse, designate a few "sins" that they don't like to personally engage in as being "the ultimate evil" and focus on those. Christians are heroin addicts warning people about the dangers of drinking.

  203. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    You probably live in a country where local youth protection laws DIDN'T force games to have plots like that. I mean, seriously, in C&C Generals you destroy "robots that wear turbans" around here.

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  204. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by MadMoses · · Score: 1

    The Killbot Factory

    Can I use this as a band name? /sorry OT

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  205. Oblivion's Boobs by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

    See what the fuss is about: Topless screenshot

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  206. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by de+Siem · · Score: 1

    indeed. basically the parents should provide the controlled environment for their kids to make mistakes in. And then explain to their kids what the mistakes were and why.

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  207. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And they will be so understanding and grateful to you for this.

    Hahaha

    Controlled environment, bollocks, that would mean never letting them out of the house while playing real-life role-playing games with them to prepare them for the big bad world until they're 18.

  208. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Tyreth · · Score: 1

    No, it's about telling people how to live their lives.

    It's not. We already have, within ourselves, an understanding of what in most cases we ought and ought not do. Anyone who cares to measure themselves will find themselves far less than what they ought to be. Someone who claims to have no fault or to do no wrong is a fool, and we recognise them easily as such.

    Christianity tells us about our state as creatures that rebelled against their Maker, and it tells us our Maker's plan to redeem us.

    Christians use blithe excuses like "everyone's a sinner" to excuse their hypocracy, or even worse, designate a few "sins" that they don't like to personally engage in as being "the ultimate evil" and focus on those. Christians are heroin addicts warning people about the dangers of drinking.

    I know the reputation we Christians have of being judgmental. I have three things to say to your statements.

    First is that it is not a "blithe" excuse to say we are all sinners. Paul states in the Scriptures that those who were chosen by God were the despised and the fools of the world. If one who calls himself a Christian can find himself proud because of his faith, then he is a fool. We of all people should be most acutely aware of our failings - and be humble as a result, not finding pride in anything.

    Second is that we all find hypocricy sickening and loathesome. Jesus said to take the plank out of our own eye before we try to remove the speck from our brother's. No Christian should accuse others when he himself suffers from the same thing.

    Third, is that Christians were only ever commanded to judge each other. The ministry of Jesus involved calling and preaching to those who were outside the faith. He taught and loved them. Those who claimed to be the religious leaders at the time were judged and condemned by Him. You will see that theme throughout Scriptures. Paul said that he told the believers not to eat with someone who was a sinner. He wrote back a correction, saying that he had meant that they should not eat with someone named a brother who is sinning - but that they should certainly still eat with those outside the faith who were sinners. Paul also says at another part that we should judge those inside the faith, but those outside the faith God will judge. And in yet another it says that God will judge His church first in this age, and those outside will be judged afterwards.

    The fact that those who are called Christians have, according to you, the same crime and divorce rates is a very saddening thing. But it doesn't change anything about the truth. It would be a very rare person who I would consider beyond redemption. Every single human alive is a creation of God, and has within him a great potential. None is beyond God's redemptive hand, and I personally have no idea who will and will not be redeemed. Therefore I will condemn none, and consider all as someone who could be a brother or sister in the next life.

    The fact is that there are things that we ought not to do. We all have a rough idea what those things are. However, just like our physical senses and perceptions of the physical world can be wrong and misguided, so can our senses of the moral laws of the universe. Thus there is not a universal understanding among humans of right and wrong - but there are common threads, and most people share understanding on the basics. And from this, we are all aware we fail.

    In fact, these same studies show that atheists and agnostics are consistently more "moral" than theists. Probably because they're also more intelligent (on average) and perhaps think things through a bit more.

    How can an atheist be more "moral"? Morality isn't just about actions, but also a state of mind and an attitude. The atheist must believe that all morality is just socio-biological evolved mores that are mere conventions. They are neutral actions that hold no inherent value

  209. Oblivious by {tele}machus_*1 · · Score: 1

    I suppose someone has already pointed out the obvious: Oblivion is not published by Take-Two Interactive, and Take-Two has nothing to do with the game. Jack Thompson IV: Oblivious.

    1. Re:Oblivious by Criterion · · Score: 1

      "Take-Two has nothing to do with the game"

      Other than the fact that 2K Games, the publisher of Oblivion, is Take-Two.

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  210. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by WUPA · · Score: 1

    In this corner: Jack Thompson and coked-out-lesbian-turned-born-again (and Prez Bush?) And in this corner: Everyone else

  211. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by WUPA · · Score: 1

    Exactly, If I (the user/consumer) write an extra chapter to a book, or an extra scene in a movie, that should have no effect whatsoever on the commercial/stock version of whatever I'm changing. Mods are one of the best things to happen to software. With out them we wouldn't have the ingenious people working on the things we love (CS).

  212. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

    I woulda bet on the 'everyone else' corner until you said Prez Bush, and I think he's pretty clearly in the Jack Thompson corner, and unfortunately, as a result, that's probably a better gamble. Bah humbug.

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  213. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by arminw · · Score: 0

    .....that condoms prevent disease......

    The problem with that statement is that it is not completely true. AIDS viruses go right though the pores of most, if not all condoms. They are not 100% protection against other STDs either. Condoms are better than nothing, but having such "protected" sex is like playing Russian Roulette with one live round loaded into a revolver. The ONLY 100% sure way to prevent STDs is the old rule: "One man, one woman, one lifetime". Using a condom is like having the fire in the fireplace, but neglecting to put the mesh fire curtain in front. A spark or ember may jump out and catch the house on fire. We know of some folks that this exact thing happened to. It is precisely because many, if not most people, not only in the US, but in other nations, don't abstain from sex, until married, that millions, world wide, die or get very sick from uncontrolled sex. Gay bashing is most certainly wrong, but the rampant homosexual practices are included in this raging world wide epidemic and resultant suffering.

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  214. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by arminw · · Score: 0

    .....basically the parents should provide the controlled environment for their kids to make mistakes in.......

    Not so much a controlled environment, but moral education and values, outlining how to avoid certain mistakes and what the consequences of said mistakes can be. They don't have to be in a 100mph car crash in order learn not to speed. Unfortunately, human nature makes it far too likely that the mistake gets made despite warnings. After that, we can only hope that the results of the mistake won't be too severe.

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  215. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    The problem with that statement is that it is not completely true. AIDS viruses go right though the pores of most, if not all condoms. They are not 100% protection against other STDs either.

    So what? They lower the incidence so dramatically that it's stupid not to use them (unless you're married and don't mind having kids.

    The ONLY 100% sure way to prevent STDs is the old rule: "One man, one woman, one lifetime".

    Irrelevant.

    Using a condom is like having the fire in the fireplace, but neglecting to put the mesh fire curtain in front. A spark or ember may jump out and catch the house on fire.

    No, it's like having the mesh curtain in front. There's a 2% chance of failure per year when used properly.

    It is precisely because many, if not most people, not only in the US, but in other nations, don't abstain from sex, until married, that millions, world wide, die or get very sick from uncontrolled sex.

    Your agenda is showing. People die from sex for a lot of reasons. In Africa, not teaching people about condoms and telling that raping a virgin cures AIDS may have something to do with the problems there. Then again, who cares about AIDS when you have people running around hacking women's boobs off so they can't nurse their kids?

    Gay bashing is most certainly wrong, but the rampant homosexual practices are included in this raging world wide epidemic and resultant suffering.

    Piss off. Gays aren't the problem, and trying to label them as such is just a distraction.

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  216. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by rtechie · · Score: 1

    Christianity tells us about our state as creatures that rebelled against their Maker, and it tells us our Maker's plan to redeem us.

    Things which simply did not happen. This is a fantasy, or more properly, a myth. Genesis is a collection of myths, many of which have moral instructions, but myths just the same. The Garden of Eden did not exist. Adam and Eve did not exist. "Original sin" does not exist. These are simple facts, as much as Jews/Christians/Muslims might not like it to be so.

    The Christian fixation on guilt is simply a method of social control. By telling people they are worthless and "fallen", and that the only way to be happy/prosperous/immortal/etc. is through following THEM and doing what THEY say, you can control them.

    First is that it is not a "blithe" excuse to say we are all sinners. Paul states in the Scriptures that those who were chosen by God were the despised and the fools of the world. If one who calls himself a Christian can find himself proud because of his faith, then he is a fool. We of all people should be most acutely aware of our failings - and be humble as a result, not finding pride in anything.

    I consider it pretty damn blithe to quote a crazed 1st Century Roman tax collector as an authority on anything, let alone the fundamental nature of the universe. Paul might have been pretty eloquent at times, but a poet does not a physicist make. And Paul was proud. He considered himself important enough to tell other Christians how to live, didn't he?

    The fact that those who are called Christians have, according to you, the same crime and divorce rates is a very saddening thing. But it doesn't change anything about the truth.

    The truth being that "Christian morality" doesn't make people any more moral, and it's based on fiction, which makes it pointless. Well, there is one purpose. Christians can use it as a weapon against others to make themselves feel better. Righteousness feels good. Getting a bit back on topic, it feels much better to whine about how video games are somehow responsible for teens wanting to have sex. It's much easier than facing the hard reality that the whiners are just jealous.

    The fact is that there are things that we ought not to do. We all have a rough idea what those things are. However, just like our physical senses and perceptions of the physical world can be wrong and misguided, so can our senses of the moral laws of the universe. Thus there is not a universal understanding among humans of right and wrong - but there are common threads, and most people share understanding on the basics.

    If you've ever studied ethics, you know it's a lot harder to get from "vague moral sense" to a concrete system of morality than you seem to think. And they're not "moral laws of the universe". Do the "moral laws of the universe" apply to viruses and bacteria? What youre reffering to is called "human social instinct" and is a product of our wonderfully complex brains.

    Though the atheist may condemn these activities as painful, a hindrance to society, etc, he has no objective grounds on which to call them wrong. Perhaps the atheist sees altruism as his chance to aid humans in evolution - but ultimately that is a worthless goal. It has no meaning, and no "good" about it. It, quite simply, just is.

    And Christians, though in denial, are in exactly the same position. In theory (again, this is a hypothetical) Christians follow an omnipotent deity who created the universe and then created humanity. Why did he do this? No fucking clue. Genesis only hints that god might have been lonely, which makes no sense because he would have had no basis for comparison. So are we entertainment? Pets? Christianity answers this as follows:

    "Why are we here?"

    "To serve God."

    "Why should I serve God?"

    "Because he loves you."

    "Why should I care if God loves me?"

    "Because if he doesn't love you, very bad things will happen."

    "But if he loves me, why would he le

  217. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Tyreth · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'm a bit of a nihilist when it comes to this question. It's up to each of us to find our OWN reason for being.

    Thought I'd start with the end. I hope you don't mind discussing this - I assume by your reply that you don't.
    If there is no reason to being external to this universe, then all we have is subjectivity. And if all that remains is subjectivity, then nothing is of any value beyond how it relates to something else.
    To say it's up to us to find our own reason for being is not really accurate. If the universe is all that there is, then the truth is that there is no reason for being.
    People yearn to know why, and they ask the somewhat vague question of "what is the meaning of existence?" If you say it's up to us to find our own reason for being, then you are trying to give an answer to that appeal which doesn't really satisfy. You make it sound like there is an answer (within ourselves) when in fact you believe that there is no reason, there is no meaning.
    Yet if there is a God, then we suddenly have grounds for a reason for being. Not only that, but that reason for being is external to us, and external to the universe itself. As a consequence, then, it is not up to us to find our own reason for being. That reason exists external to us.
    Back to the beginning, literally...

    Things which simply did not happen. This is a fantasy, or more properly, a myth. Genesis is a collection of myths, many of which have moral instructions, but myths just the same. The Garden of Eden did not exist. Adam and Eve did not exist. "Original sin" does not exist. These are simple facts, as much as Jews/Christians/Muslims might not like it to be so.

    Rather than getting into a debate about origins, which is destined to go nowhere, there is a much more basic question here which can be answered - is there a God? If that can be satisfied, then most or all of the other points you are making (about our reason for being, about the nature of morality, etc) will be addressed.

    The Christian fixation on guilt is simply a method of social control. By telling people they are worthless and "fallen", and that the only way to be happy/prosperous/immortal/etc. is through following THEM and doing what THEY say, you can control them.

    Well, that's certainly one theory. Obviously if there is no God, then a case like that could be made. But another equally compelling argument is that we evolved to have a sense of an archetypal entity that doesn't really exist - and that social control was just a nice side effect.
    Or perhaps we feel guilt naturally, and religion was designed to explain why we feel guilt, rather than being the cause. Or perhaps any number of other things that ultimately lack any meaning in a godless universe.
    It's very hard to predict or justify any ulterior motives, that were unrecorded, of men long dead.
    Guilt is a feeling we get when we know we have done something we ought not to have done. Do you have a problem with guilt? Or do you merely believe that Christians "cause" people to feel guilt about things of which they shouldn't?
    Perhaps to help you understand the Christian "fixation" on guilt it would help you to consider the existence of our Maker. For example, I find a $20 note on the ground, and pick it up - and am asked 2 minutes later by someone if I happened to find their $20 note they dropped around the corner. I tell them no, and keep it.
    If I compare my actions to those of others around me, I might consider it wrong, but not that bad. I may remember the time my friend did the same when he found $10. Or how another friend took home a computer mouse from work. I may still judge these actions as wrong (including my own), but I won't lose much sleep over it.
    If, however, I lived in a society where everyone was always honest, then my actions would seem that much worse. I would have no friend with whom to co

  218. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by rtechie · · Score: 1

    To say it's up to us to find our own reason for being is not really accurate. If the universe is all that there is, then the truth is that there is no reason for being.

    By definition, the universe is everything including any hypothetical god(s). To say one can't find meaning in the universe is to say that there is no meaning in anything because the universe is EVERYTHING.

    People yearn to know why, and they ask the somewhat vague question of "what is the meaning of existence?" If you say it's up to us to find our own reason for being, then you are trying to give an answer to that appeal which doesn't really satisfy. You make it sound like there is an answer (within ourselves) when in fact you believe that there is no reason, there is no meaning.

    You're confusing issues of "What is The Truth?", as in the absolute truth for anyone, with issues of motivation "Why should I keep going?". I'm talking about the latter. A "reason for being" is a reason not to jump off the nearest cliff, not "the truth".

    Rather than getting into a debate about origins, which is destined to go nowhere, there is a much more basic question here which can be answered - is there a God? If that can be satisfied, then most or all of the other points you are making (about our reason for being, about the nature of morality, etc) will be addressed.

    Climb out of your denial and actually read the text of Genesis. ALL early Jews, Christians, prophets, etc. believed that Genesis was either entirely or mostly factual and ALL of their religious teachings are based on this. Abrhamic religious make absolutely no sense whatever if you remove the "fall" since they're all about punishment. The fundamental point of Abrahamic religions is that humanity is "sinful" and needs to be "redeemed" by God and that any punishments humanity may suffer from him or (very important) his followers are justified. Christians also seem to miss the point of the Abraham and Isac story (Jews and Muslims get it), which is that the ONLY morality and the ONLY virtue is "obedience to God".

    The crap I get from modern Christians is that Genesis is an allegory, or mythical. That's fine, but a allegory of what? What events? We know that nothing even remotely like the events of the Garden of Eden ever happened in reality. As for myth, that's the same as saying it's fiction.

    I hate to keep harping on this, but Christianity (and Judism and Islam) are based WHOLLY on Genesis. If Genesis is fictional, these religions are clearly nonsense. And Genesis is clearly fictional.

    It's very hard to predict or justify any ulterior motives, that were unrecorded, of men long dead.

    Not as hard as you think. All we have to do is look at modern day "prophets" like Sun Yung Moon, David Koresh, Matarishi Yogi, Mary Baker Eddy, etc. Based on the fact that ALL of these guys are liars, crazy, or con artists (frequently all three) one can infer that past "prophets" were much the same.

    Though in the case of Christianity you don't have to infer this because, despite the best efforts of the church, we still have fragments of contemporary criticism of early Christians by Roman skeptics. And, funny enough, they say EXACTLY the same things skeptics of modern "prophets" do today.

    Paul was, however, a heavily educated man. You could hardly say he is ignorant on spiritual and religious matters at the least. He would almost certainly be well versed in philosophy as well. He wasn't a tax collector - he was a Pharisee -

    Shows what happens when you post too quickly. For some reason I briefly confused Paul and Matthew. Be that as it may, my point stands.

    Saul/Paul was educated in Jewish law, literate, and well-read by contemporary standards. This makes his education somewhat inferior to that of a 19th century junior high school student. Get some perspective. Why do you consider a heretical 1st century Jew's opinions of morality and spirituality definitive? Do you follow 1st century medicine? When was the last

  219. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Tyreth · · Score: 1
    My overriding thought at this moment is that for us to discuss further, we are going to branch wider and wider. There's a lot here for us to discuss, so I'm going to be short on some points. It may even be worth us leaving this discussion alone - slashdot I find it a poor medium for these discussions.
    Anyway...

    By definition, the universe is everything including any hypothetical god(s). To say one can't find meaning in the universe is to say that there is no meaning in anything because the universe is EVERYTHING.

    My understanding is that philosophers talk about "possible worlds". And these "possible worlds" includes the universe.
    When I refer to universe, I refer to that spacial/temporal realm in which we humans are confined. Anything that is outside of space and time (for example, I contend, numbers) is not contained purely within the universe. A timeless and spaceless creator would be outside the universe.
    God, as defined as timeless and spaceless, is within a "possible world" but is outside our universe.

    You're confusing issues of "What is The Truth?", as in the absolute truth for anyone, with issues of motivation "Why should I keep going?". I'm talking about the latter. A "reason for being" is a reason not to jump off the nearest cliff, not "the truth".

    I knew you were talking about motivations. What I am saying is that ultimately a reason for not jumping of a cliff is no different for a reason to jump off the cliff. Ultimately, in a godless universe, these reasons are subjective, and can never truly satisfactoraly answer the question "why should I not jump?".
    Sure, people have motivations and justifications for their reasons - but not good justifications. Just subjective ones that fail if put up to a different subjective standard.

    Climb out of your denial and actually read the text of Genesis. ALL early Jews, Christians, prophets, etc. believed that Genesis was either entirely or mostly factual...
    I hate to keep harping on this, but Christianity (and Judism and Islam) are based WHOLLY on Genesis. If Genesis is fictional, these religions are clearly nonsense. And Genesis is clearly fictional.

    I never said that I believe Genesis is not fictional, I just said that any such debate is destined to go nowhere. Especially on a public forum like slashdot. I agree with you wholeheartedly that if Genesis is just an allegory for events that never occurred, that it loses all meaning.
    You and I differ on a much more fundamental point - is there a God? We can discuss that without getting into the questions of whether the Christian God is the true God, or whether we should offer praise to Zeus instead. Let us first establish whether there is a God.

    Though in the case of Christianity you don't have to infer this because, despite the best efforts of the church, we still have fragments of contemporary criticism of early Christians by Roman skeptics. And, funny enough, they say EXACTLY the same things skeptics of modern "prophets" do today.

    I would very much like to read these documents, if you can recall what they are (esp. if you have weblinks).
    Regarding motivations - Paul, and all the Apostles, had little to gain from Christianity. Paul lived out his days under house arrest, and other apostles met horrible deaths as Martyrs. If I was creating a new religion for fun and profit, I would hardly be willing to die for its cause. That to me says, at least, that Paul believed what he wrote.

    Why do you consider a heretical 1st century Jew's opinions of morality and spirituality definitive? Do you follow 1st century medicine? When was the last time you got an exorcism for a toothache?

    So, your argument here is that the knowledge of philosophers today is much greater than that of those in the past?
    I'm sorry, I'm not seeing what you see. Obviously our understanding of medicine has changed - b

  220. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by rtechie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My overriding thought at this moment is that for us to discuss further, we are going to branch wider and wider. There's a lot here for us to discuss, so I'm going to be short on some points. It may even be worth us leaving this discussion alone - slashdot I find it a poor medium for these discussions

    Meh. Pretty off-topic tho. I supposed I could bump it to one of the mailing lists like atheist-talkhttp://groups.yahoo.com/group/atheist- talk/.

    My understanding is that philosophers talk about "possible worlds". And these "possible worlds" includes the universe.
    When I refer to universe, I refer to that spacial/temporal realm in which we humans are confined. Anything that is outside of space and time (for example, I contend, numbers) is not contained purely within the universe. A timeless and spaceless creator would be outside the universe.
    God, as defined as timeless and spaceless, is within a "possible world" but is outside our universe.


    Actually, in philosophy the term "universe" is generally used to refer to "all possible universes". You don't seem to understand how this blows your argument of a 'causeless cause'. If God exists in a universe outside of the "mainstream" universe this begs the question of the creation of THAT universe.

    Sure, people have motivations and justifications for their reasons - but not good justifications. Just subjective ones that fail if put up to a different subjective standard.

    Exactly.

    You and I differ on a much more fundamental point - is there a God? We can discuss that without getting into the questions of whether the Christian God is the true God, or whether we should offer praise to Zeus instead. Let us first establish whether there is a God.

    I'm perfectly willing to concede this point, as long as we strictly limit said God to those attributes that can be inferred by logical arguments (created the "mainstream" universe, really powerful, really knowledgeable) as opposed to evidence. I don't personally buy these arguments, but I'm willing to concede them. But this really doesn't get you anywhere. Let's call this diety Creator.

    The problem that we now come to is you would probably like to add more attributes to Creator. The most important is called "interventionism". The idea that Creator mucked about with the "mainstream" universe after it's creation. This isn't something that can be logically inferred. You have to rely on evidence, and this is where the idea of proving the Christian god by logical argument begins to crumble.

    I would very much like to read these documents, if you can recall what they are (esp. if you have weblinks).

    The two most famous are Prophyry's "Against the Christians" and Celsus' "On the True Doctrine: A Discourse Against the Christians". Both are obscure academic publications, though you can get translations on Amazon. Both are basically reconstructions based on Christian counter-arguments. Celsus' is more readable.

    Regarding motivations - Paul, and all the Apostles, had little to gain from Christianity. Paul lived out his days under house arrest, and other apostles met horrible deaths as Martyrs. If I was creating a new religion for fun and profit, I would hardly be willing to die for its cause. That to me says, at least, that Paul believed what he wrote.

    You don't clearly understand the personal motivations that come with being a cult leader, and the fact that most of them end up buying into their own hype. Or Paul could have just been crazy. And the motivations certainly could have been confused. Many people questioned David Koresh's motivations, but in the end he died for his beliefs.

    So, your argument here is that the knowledge of philosophers today is much greater than that of those in the past?

    Of course it is, mainly because modern philosophers have READ the earlier philosophers and know what they knew. Plato, Aristotle, Augustin

  221. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by Tyreth · · Score: 1

    Actually, in philosophy the term "universe" is generally used to refer to "all possible universes". You don't seem to understand how this blows your argument of a 'causeless cause'. If God exists in a universe outside of the "mainstream" universe this begs the question of the creation of THAT universe.

    Actually, the cosmological argument answers that question. It might be worth me repeating it here so you can see:
    1. Everything that begins to exist has a cause
    2. The universe began to exist
    3. Therefore, the universe has a cause
    As you can see, only those things which begin to exist have a cause. Traditionally, atheists argued that the universe had no beginning, and therefore it had no cause. However, modern science (and other philosophical objections) make the belief in a universe that had no beginning very unreasonable. So what we are left with is a universe that had a beginning, and the need for a cause for that beginning. No longer is the universe the "uncaused cause", but instead something else.
    Add to that one thing that modern science tells us - that time itself began with the big bang. That leads us to conclude that the cause of the universe was itself timeless.
    That means that the cause itself had no beginning, and therefore no cause. God needs no cause, because He exists outside of time. Only those things which have a beginning require a cause.
    Atheists understood this - and their causeless entity was an infinitely old universe. Now that we know the universe had a beginning, the causeless entity must be God - that timeless, spaceless cause that is outside this spacio-temporal relam.

    Of course it is, mainly because modern philosophers have READ the earlier philosophers and know what they knew. Plato, Aristotle, Augustine, Descartes, Kant, etc.

    What I meant when I said "our argument here is that the knowledge of philosophers today is much greater than that of those in the past" - was the philosophical meaning of the word 'knowledge'. We certainly possess more knowledge of the writings of philosophers than our ancestors. But do we have more 'knowledge' in the sense of justified true beliefs?
    For example, we certainly have the knowledge that "Augustine taught that God existed", knowledge which Aristotle lacked (he lacked knowledge of Augustine's teachings). However, do we have now knowledge that "God exists"? Or "God does not exist"?.
    Because it seems to me that we humans differ in our beliefs as much as we ever have. If philosophy had advanced since the times of our ancients, we should abound in more knowledge. And we still disagree even on the basics (is there a God?).
    Very briefly, you mention the fact that a "rational discussion" was unknown before the Enlightenment. In the medieval ages and such, I certainly agree this is true. But rational discussions were had in times more ancient to that. These things have come and gone, depending on the culture and the age.

    But they're FUNCTIONALLY identical. If there is no knowledge of something it might as well not exist. If you don't know what the plan is, how can you follow it?

    I agree they can be functionally identical - but this is not a necessary state. I can also conceive of circumstances where a lack of knowledge about something does not mean that the "something" lacks power. For example, not knowing God's reasons for creating us does not mean that those reasons lack power. Not knowing the motives of your leader in a battle does not mean that his motives lack power.

    skipping pride discussion

    That's an interesting speculation. But it's just speculation.

    My point was, simply, that if his reasons are aesthetic then we who cannot understand why our neighbour likes a specific painting will be even far less able to understand why God created this universe.
    Though if God created the universe for aesthetic value, that does not answer the qu

  222. Re:And what lesson should they learn for Hot Coffe by rtechie · · Score: 1

    On first cause:

    Think about your logic for a minute. Here's your premises:

    P1. Everything that begins to exist has a cause
    P2. The universe began to exist

    C1. Therefore, the universe has a cause

    I could stop right here and attack the premises, like why you use the odd phrasing "begins to exist". But let's move on to the next part of your argument.

    P1. The universe has a cause.
    P2. The cause of the universe is timeless and nonspatial.
    P3. God is timeless and nonspatial.

    C2. Therefore, God is the cause of the universe.

    Looking at this structure the obvious flaw should leap out at you. Even if we accept all the premises, P3 is not exclusionary. In other words, the argument does not put forward why God should be the "cause" as opposed to any other abstract concept (the attributes timeless and nonspatial cover a lot of groud).

    What I meant when I said "our argument here is that the knowledge of philosophers today is much greater than that of those in the past" - was the philosophical meaning of the word 'knowledge'. We certainly possess more knowledge of the writings of philosophers than our ancestors. But do we have more 'knowledge' in the sense of justified true beliefs?

    There is no such thing. Either rational argument is a method of aquiring knowledge, or it isn't. Many logical fallacies date back thousands of years, should philosophers have to reinvent the wheel every time they put forward an argument? Either logic works, or it doesn't. And long experience has shown that logic works.

    Because it seems to me that we humans differ in our beliefs as much as we ever have. If philosophy had advanced since the times of our ancients, we should abound in more knowledge. And we still disagree even on the basics (is there a God?).

    You're quite wrong about that. For example, rational philosophy has given Western thinkers a solid foundation on which to base what would eventually become modern science. Nobody seriously questions Kepler's laws of motion, Newton's physics, calculus, plate tectonics, atomic theory, germ theory, DNA, Big Bang cosmology, evolution, etc.

    Most reasonably well-educated people (West and East) hold to a consensous view based on Western materialism. Those that don't almost always lack Western-style education.

    I can also conceive of circumstances where a lack of knowledge about something does not mean that the "something" lacks power. For example, not knowing God's reasons for creating us does not mean that those reasons lack power. Not knowing the motives of your leader in a battle does not mean that his motives lack power.

    I do not know what you mean by "lacks power". What I said is that is literally lacks meaning. If you don't know what the motivations are, it doesn't matter what they are from YOUR perspective. Your leader might have a good reason for not telling you the reason for battle, but that doesn't help you fight it very much.

    Common sense also factors in here. Why should you follow a leader who won't telly you what his plans are? Following "mysterious leaders" tends to lead to disaster.

    Christianity teaches that humans were created to worship and mimick our Creator.

    Christianity does NOT teach that, at least not orthodox Christianity. Christianity teaches that we should obey God, as embodied in Jesus Christ on Earth, by attempting to follow the example set by Jesus during his time on Earth. "Worship" per se is of no particular importance in Christianity. Humans can't "mimick" God, the very notion is blasphemy (death penalty blasphemy in Judism and Islam).

    I'm sure that you can imagine the practical outcomes of the belief that we were created to worship and mimick our Creator.

    You mean concentration camps, witch hunts, crusades, etc? Sorry, cheap shot.

    But again, I think this discussion is less important until you and I have established, first of all, that there even is a God that exists.

    I'm happily willing