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  1. Microsoft Bob Returns on Will Every Xbox Be a Dev Kit? · · Score: 1

    Grand Theft Auto - Microsoft Bob Edition

    Or, Angry Bobs

  2. Re:Can someone explain node's supposed speed on Java Vs. Node.js: Epic Battle For Dev Mindshare · · Score: 1

    Asynch is the future

    Is there a Vegas slot for that prediction?

    640k threads should be enough for anybody :-)

  3. Re:node.js (eye rolling) on Java Vs. Node.js: Epic Battle For Dev Mindshare · · Score: 1

    Just because I've used a language for years doesn't mean I know anything about it.

    If it takes so long to get decent use out of it, then perhaps it is flawed. I've yet to see a practical demonstration of JS's benefits. Most examples from other JS proponents use extreme cases, use "lab toy" examples that don't fit real-world situations I actually see in the wild, are personal preferences that vary per coder, or conjure up some obscure property that echos farfegnugen and claim I "just don't get it".

    They are right, I don't get JS's benefits. It's a poor language in my eye.

  4. Re:Fight! on Java Vs. Node.js: Epic Battle For Dev Mindshare · · Score: 1

    Non-blocking white-spaces?

  5. Re:I fail to see the benefit on Java Vs. Node.js: Epic Battle For Dev Mindshare · · Score: 1

    I once went round and round with a Node.js proponent on that very issue. Although he was hype-heavy in general, he did come up with one practical scenario: your request (query) has to get info from two separate databases and glue the results together at client side. You can issue the two SQL queries without one having to wait for the other.

    Granted, it's not a very frequent need, and there are other possible constructs for parallelism besides Node.js's approach.

  6. Re:Confusing (JavaScript Sucks) on Java Vs. Node.js: Epic Battle For Dev Mindshare · · Score: 1

    I don't care what they call it, just don't make it goofy, like they did with JS. Round-about OOP, overloaded concatenation operations, goofy hidden-flag type system, no optional parameter type checking, no optional named parameters, and a goofy CASE statement (copied C's stupid BREAK approach).

  7. Re:Massive over generalization much? on Java Vs. Node.js: Epic Battle For Dev Mindshare · · Score: 1

    I can, but it would take me 3 times as long. Needless to say, different languages fit different needs differently.

  8. Re:Spike boots on Breakthrough In Face Recognition Software · · Score: 1

    But I've spent a lot of money on the spike-boots. In fact, I have to rob a bank to pay for them.

  9. Re:Spike boots on Breakthrough In Face Recognition Software · · Score: 1

    You try working spike-boots upside-down in a mask, bub

  10. Face it on Breakthrough In Face Recognition Software · · Score: 2

    When there is a competition to test solutions, do they call it a "face off" or a "face face off"?

  11. Re:so breakthrough on Breakthrough In Face Recognition Software · · Score: 1

    It begs the question: why were they using few layers and skipping annotation in the past? The hardware couldn't handle it? They were too lazy to implement such? They needed a Flux Capacitor to make them work together? The boss didn't like the "look and feel" of the diagrams? It crashed Windows XP?

  12. Spike boots on Breakthrough In Face Recognition Software · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's more, their algorithm is significantly better at spotting faces when upside down

    Rats, there goes my ceiling-walking bank-robbery plans.

  13. Algorithm #47 on Algorithmic Patenting · · Score: 1

    Here's a patent-generating algorithm inspired by the "business process" nonsense of receiving patents just for automating long-known manual processes and/or putting them "on the internet":

    activities = "deliver pizza, make calls, send message, give birth, etc.";
    methods = "rocket, lasers, internet, light, quantum fluctuations, hiccups, etc.";
    for a = each(activities) {
      for m = each(methods) {
        print (a + " via " + m + ".");
      }
    }

  14. Re:That's on Advice on How to Start an IT Business (Video) · · Score: 2

    I've tried to "slide away" from Microsoft solutions over the years, but the bottom line is that Microsoft-related work pays the bills. When the bottom fell out of the IT market after the dot-com bubble popped, Microsoft shops kept me afloat when pickin's were slim.

    Maybe that's the selfish point of view, but I have a family and bills. I don't know exactly why, but MS work just "pays". Some say it's comparable to being in a boy-band: no dignity, but you get a decent check.

  15. Re:Autoplay video is bad, and you STILL get it wro on Advice on How to Start an IT Business (Video) · · Score: 1

    What the hell is wrong with you, Slashdot? Autoplaying video is incredibly annoying...

    Agreed! Anti-kudos for that one. Mad panic for the volume slider.

  16. Re: Or how about no jobs? on The Software Revolution · · Score: 1

    They could tell you why DARPA funded it, but then they'd have to kill you :-)

  17. Taking your work too seriously on Game Theory Calls Cooperation Into Question · · Score: 2

    The researchers were going to publish the study, but they wouldn't cooperate with the publishers.

  18. Re:Or how about no jobs? on The Software Revolution · · Score: 1

    Funny you mention small businesses. My conservative relative and I both agreed that small business interests are often overshadowed by large business interests because large businesses have much more political power, and sometimes prefer to put laws in place to benefit large businesses over small ones to kill their competition.

    It's not "socialists" doing it, but crony capitalists legally bribing politicians to put barriers up against their smaller competition.

    Our patent system is arguably a result of that: it favors those who can collect a war-chest of fuzzy patents to do battle with other large companies. The smaller companies get machine-gunned with patent suits and have to fold or pay huge royalties or lawyer fees.

  19. Re: Or how about no jobs? on The Software Revolution · · Score: 1

    you really want the D.O.D running the economy

    It was a general example. I didn't mean it as selecting a specific agency to collect tax or whatnot.

    Almost all the growth in the internet and it's usefulness comes from things that couldn't have been planned for or foreseen at its creation.

    Again, I am not promoting mass micromanaging as a solution.

  20. Re:The model isn't real. on Game Theory Calls Cooperation Into Question · · Score: 3, Funny

    It is now, Americans are overweight.

  21. Re: Or how about no jobs? on The Software Revolution · · Score: 1

    I didn't mean to imply that micromanaging all production is the only possible solution or experiment. We can tax the wealthy more, for example. I agree that we need a certain degree of market incentives. It's not all or nothing.

    Do you know many innovative bureaucrats ?

    I haven't seen any good survey to confirm or deny their numbers. The Internet and World Wide Web came about mostly from gov't research projects, I would note.

  22. Re: Or how about no jobs? on The Software Revolution · · Score: 1

    Again, you are using the past to predict the future. Extrapolating the past with a different technology profile to predict best future fit is a very imperfect tool.

    You need to do a better job of explaining why you are so certain those economic patterns will continue. A 100 year history of them is not good enough to conclude they will last another 100.

    The new "replacement" jobs were pretty clear in the past. They are not this time around.

    And patterns of human behavior are not necessarily the same as economic patterns. Human nature has NOT changed over the last 100 years, technology has. Our brains' are the same, our machines are not.

  23. Re:Great set up for a scifi on Mysterious Martian Plumes Discovered By Amateur Astronomers · · Score: 1

    The pace per this incident probably is unrealistic, but the concept itself is not. Our sterilization technology is known to be imperfect.

  24. Re:Citations? on The Software Revolution · · Score: 1

    Economics is a "soft" science, unfortunately. We cannot fork the Earth and try different things to see what happens at fixed levels of technology advancement. Economists thus have to tease patterns out of multiple variables changing at the same time.

    And we might have to just experiment with actual economies. What worked for the last 100 years may NOT work for the next.

  25. Re: Or how about no jobs? on The Software Revolution · · Score: 1

    The terms are overloaded in actual usage. I generally go by the usage of "conservative" meaning less domestic gov't intervention in the economy.