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  1. Re:Amazing on A Movie of Triton Made From Voyager 2's Fly-by 25 Years Ago · · Score: 1

    from a probe built in the mid 70s.

  2. Re:Waste heat is inefficient on Spot ET's Waste Heat For Chance To Find Alien Life · · Score: 1

    Why not? The dumb ones may be easier to find. A crime analyst once told me he rarely finds smart crooks, but usually the dumb ones who leave obvious patterns. If they were smart, they'd probably be in a real profession instead of breaking into houses.

    Similarly, aliens that don't want to be detected are probably not the ones we'd find first. It's the stupid ones that will stand out.

  3. Re:Translation on Tech Looks To Obama To Save Them From 'Just Sort of OK' US Workers · · Score: 1

    Indeed! Why always emphasize better techies and not better management?

  4. Close enough on Spot ET's Waste Heat For Chance To Find Alien Life · · Score: 1

    Matthew 7:16: "By their farts shall ye know them"

  5. Re:So what they need, then... on New Research Suggests Cancer May Be an Intrinsic Property of Cells · · Score: 1

    In the future, dogs can vote.

  6. Re:Love those false horizons, doctored images. on A Movie of Triton Made From Voyager 2's Fly-by 25 Years Ago · · Score: 2

    They have to in order to remove the "Copyright Google Maps" watermark.

  7. OMG, it's full of static stars! on A Movie of Triton Made From Voyager 2's Fly-by 25 Years Ago · · Score: 0

    Why are the stars in the same spot? Looks suspicious. If they can't do the star field authentically, then better to leave it black.

  8. Re:Data Mining. on Students From States With Faster Internet Tend To Have Higher Test Scores · · Score: 2

    Per capita consumption of cheese (US) correlates with Number of people who died by becoming tangled in their bedsheets

    There may be a real cause/effect correlation there, but if so, I don't want to know what it is.

  9. Re:Correlation is not causation on Students From States With Faster Internet Tend To Have Higher Test Scores · · Score: 1

    Big Data is finally paying off: now one can sift jillions of bytes for hundreds coincidental correlations that used to take marketing departments and politicians several years and millions of dollars to concoct manually.

    The sweet smell of progress!

  10. Re:Bigger data on What's After Big Data? · · Score: 2

    What's next after Big Data?

    Scientists recently uncovered dark data while trying to download information from a blackhole discovered at the Amazon headquarters marketing wing.

  11. Re:Big Data on UPS: We've Been Hacked · · Score: 1

    BigNodeCloudNoSqlSocialJS

  12. Re:LOLCam on UPS: We've Been Hacked · · Score: 2

    Make stiff penalties for breaches and make breach insurance required. Then the insurance companies will heavily encourage protective measures from those they insure because their profits are on the line.

    Insurance companies would care more than regular companies because they deal in bulk. If there are lot of breaches, then they have a lot of payouts and lose money. A regular company views breaches as all or nothing incidents, which tempts them to gamble.

  13. Re:Know where your programming language is headed! on Ask Slashdot: What Do You Wish You'd Known Starting Out As a Programmer? · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't the financial industry come up with a more modern money-friendly programming language? It's a big niche.

  14. Translation on Tech Looks To Obama To Save Them From 'Just Sort of OK' US Workers · · Score: 1

    "We want A workers at C prices."

  15. Re:Astrophysics has the answer! on Cause of Global Warming 'Hiatus' Found Deep In the Atlantic · · Score: 1

    Yes, I get Dark Mod Points all the time.

  16. Re:By that logic... on FCC Warned Not To Take Actions a Republican-Led FCC Would Dislike · · Score: 1

    Unless they enjoy being hypocrites

    It certainly seems they do. At least they are rarely punished for it such that the penalty is not a dis-incentive.

  17. Re:Makes sense I guess. on New Research Suggests Cancer May Be an Intrinsic Property of Cells · · Score: 1

    The research seems to suggest that the cells intrinsic ability to mutate developed early on in the evolution of life, certainly long before sexual reproduction.

    I used reproduction as a more extreme case to illustrate the effects and didn't mean to imply it was the primary issue. The trade-offs affect almost all of life, just in different weights.

  18. Re:So what they need, then... on New Research Suggests Cancer May Be an Intrinsic Property of Cells · · Score: 1

    Since society wouldn't allow it to happen to humans, they'd transplant human minds into pigs, goats, etc.

    "I'm hungry. Since there's nothin' in the fridge, I'm goin' out back to graze."

  19. Re:Makes sense I guess. on New Research Suggests Cancer May Be an Intrinsic Property of Cells · · Score: 2

    I can see such in reproduction-related cells, but not regular body cells because those are not passed on.

    More likely cancer is simply the result of the trade-offs between efficiency versus duration. In a competitive world efficiency guarantees genetic success more than life duration. After all, the alpha male is in almost a winner-take-all role. To be the alpha male you have to have a high metabolism and an efficient metabolism (get big without having to find extra food).

    This means that entropy (errors in cell division) builds up faster. There are generally two solutions to entropy: slower metabolism or error correcting mechanisms. Being slower means you'll never be able to be the alpha male, and error-correcting means you are less efficient during your prime because such mechanisms consume resources. (Some bacteria have such.)

    Note how female mammals typically have lower metabolism and live longer. This is because they are not in the winner-take-all position of males.

  20. Re:Microsoft cannot compete in the marketplace... on Microsoft Lobby Denies the State of Chile Access To Free Software · · Score: 1

    Only because of the "devil you know" argument. It's similar to QWERTY: we can't convert until everybody else does first.

  21. "The best way to compete with a 3rd-world country is to become one".

  22. Re:Know where your programming language is headed! on Ask Slashdot: What Do You Wish You'd Known Starting Out As a Programmer? · · Score: 1

    Nobody has a perfect crystal ball. Languages die off and you should expect them to. COBOL would be the last language I would've expected to last such a long time, but it somehow did; it's almost like Latin: people use it because it's already dead such that there are no surprises in it. There are stupid things about almost every common current language that could doom them. Plus, fads come and go.

  23. Re:Code less, get out more on Ask Slashdot: What Do You Wish You'd Known Starting Out As a Programmer? · · Score: 1

    No career is easy, especially when you are green. I tell them to do what they love, do it well, but look around and be flexible so that you have options.

  24. Lincoln to the rescue on Microsoft Lobby Denies the State of Chile Access To Free Software · · Score: -1, Troll

    Just start a company that charges $0.01 for each OSS title.

    PS. Please Diecrosoft

  25. Re:C++ is not the language you start with on Ask Slashdot: What Do You Wish You'd Known Starting Out As a Programmer? · · Score: 1

    We still use Neanderthal bones...to pound Windows 8.1.