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  1. The Bad, Good, and Ugly on Ask Slashdot: What Inspired You To Start Hacking? · · Score: 2

    My first experience with computers was some data entry I did for a small company for some ice-cream money. The software was not very flexible and I ended up accidentally erasing my work.

    It left a bad taste in my mouth (as did no ice-cream).

    Later my friend talked me into taking a programming class after school in my senior high-school year, on TRS-80's. I was hesitant, but when I learned programming allowed me direct control over the computer I realized that one could make data entry far easier than that crap-ware I used before. I was the master and the computer was my loyal slave! It was better than bossing my little brother around because the computer didn't yap back.

    I also made a simplified Space-Invaders-like game in the class, which really felt cool, although it was spaghetti-code galore in hindsight. My friend got ticked at me for hogging the computer.

  2. Re:Hacking = Curiosity on Ask Slashdot: What Inspired You To Start Hacking? · · Score: 1

    "Tinkerer" is perhaps a better name for that, but maybe not as "sexy". Each generation has to jack with language to make it "in", such as the word "jack".

  3. Willie Sutton answer on Ask Slashdot: What Inspired You To Start Hacking? · · Score: 0

    Q: "Why do you hack into computers?"

    A: "Because that's where the data is."

  4. Re:Which trademark? on Zazzle.com Thinks Depictions of Pi Are Protected Intellectual Property · · Score: 1

    link to USPTO.GOV is broken

    If we inadvertently slashdot a government site, do we end up on the "watch list"?

  5. i better get to work on my "/." logo copy right

    Every image of a pool game will be taken down.

  6. Re:95 years but on Happy 95th Anniversary, Relativity · · Score: 0

    So, do we have to kill half a cat as a sacrifice at anniversaries? Or is that just at the quantum party?

  7. 95? on Happy 95th Anniversary, Relativity · · Score: 1, Funny

    Meh, anniversaries are relative.

  8. Re:Ballmer and Allen on Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Buys the LA Clippers For $2 Billion · · Score: 1

    What happens when the Clippers play the Trailblazers?

    Version incompatibilities. The refs will be arguing rules all game.

  9. Re:This is the year of [Linux ball] on Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Buys the LA Clippers For $2 Billion · · Score: 1

    The Alaskan Penguins?

    They can all see the trophy from their houses.

  10. Re:What a punishment on Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Buys the LA Clippers For $2 Billion · · Score: 1

    Wrong LA team

  11. Re:The end on 'Curiosity' Lead Engineer Suggests Printing Humans On Other Planets · · Score: 1

    I would tell you, but it's not PC.

  12. I've seen this kind of thing before on 'Curiosity' Lead Engineer Suggests Printing Humans On Other Planets · · Score: 1

    HP will make you install a plant cartridge just to use the human cartridge even if you never print plants.

  13. Re:Mad Scientists' Dream on 'Curiosity' Lead Engineer Suggests Printing Humans On Other Planets · · Score: 1

    Maybe they could debate each other.

    SP #476: "I can see Earth from my house!"

    SP #8303: "No you caaan't, that's just your meth bubble."

  14. Re:Fine... on 'Curiosity' Lead Engineer Suggests Printing Humans On Other Planets · · Score: 2

    The problem is if they are too realistically human, they keep leaving you.

  15. Mad Scientists' Dream on 'Curiosity' Lead Engineer Suggests Printing Humans On Other Planets · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let's print up 20,000 Sarah Palin's on Orionis IV just for the hell of it.

  16. Re:Wait a sec on Belief In Evolution Doesn't Measure Science Literacy · · Score: 1

    I don't think the actual existence of Jesus as (at least) a person is really relevant, but would still like to see the evidence for his existence. I do not believe any direct record of him exists.

  17. Are we losing the lawsuit race? on German Authorities Lack Evidence To Prosecute Anyone For NSA Spying · · Score: 1

    Suing for spying? I would expect that type of thing to be an American invention.

  18. Re:Sounds like a good way to save face on German Authorities Lack Evidence To Prosecute Anyone For NSA Spying · · Score: 1

    Why is this acceptable humor but not the "Wi Tu Lo" Korean pilot jokes?

  19. Re:646 lines of Perl? on No, HealthCare.gov Doesn't Require 500 Million Lines of Code · · Score: 1

    ought to be enough for anybody

  20. It needs an incentive to not screw up on The Flaw Lurking In Every Deep Neural Net · · Score: 2

    What AI really needs is a wife that nags it if it f8cks up.

    Humans seem pretty subject to close-call-foul-ups too. When proof-reading my own writing, often I don't spot a problem because my mind translates the pattern as I intended, not as I wrote it. For example, if I meant to write "Finding the Right Person for the Job..." but instead wrote it as "Finding the Right Pearson for the Job..." (note the "a"), there's a fairly high chance I'd miss it because the pattern of what I meant clogs my objectivity, even after multiple readings.

    And I have come close to hitting pedestrians who wore clothing resembling the colors of the street at night. (Please don't wear dark clothes at night, people. It's hard to see with window glare etc.)

  21. Symptom of a bigger need (pun intended) on Wikipedia Medical Articles Found To Have High Error Rate · · Score: 0

    It should be common sense that one should not rely on WikiPedia for accurate medical info. But, there are not many alternatives. It would be nice if the AMA or similar institution created a kind of medical wiki that is only author-able by vetted practitioners.

    Each topic could have a "regular Joe" section (tab) for us, and a medical-expert section (tab) for medical professionals with all their glorious lingo.

    Why scatter and reinvent such knowledge all over the place? I'm sure putting such together is a lot of work, but it's work that is already being done, just in an uncoordinated way.

  22. Re:Chairs to throw... on Steve Ballmer In Talks To Buy Los Angeles Clippers · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of chairs to throw in an NBA stadium..

    No, he determined that 640 chairs should be enough for any stadium.

  23. Re:LA Clippy on Steve Ballmer In Talks To Buy Los Angeles Clippers · · Score: 1

    "It looks like you are trying to lose to get a draft pick. Would you like some help losing?"

  24. Re:not gonna happen on Steve Ballmer In Talks To Buy Los Angeles Clippers · · Score: 1

    I'd be absolutely amazed if the team was sold to anyone other than a minority...

    Baldies?

  25. Re:Chairs to throw... on Steve Ballmer In Talks To Buy Los Angeles Clippers · · Score: 1

    Just make sure to invite Ron "Peace" Artest.