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  1. Re:Size is relative on Samsung Steals the Brain Behind the iPod · · Score: 1

    Have you recently checked out the height of a stick of gum compared to the length and width? Yes it will probably be slimline OK, but that thin relative in scale to the stick of gum? Maybe, but I'll wait and see.

    BTW the clue was hidden in the title.

  2. Re:Awesome! on Future of Maglev in the US Military · · Score: 1

    I'd disagree, if "half the country openly dissents from the ruling party" but it makes no difference to policy then the "totalitarian dictatorship" can call itself a legitimate democracy.

    Totalitarian dictatorships only fail when they become too extreme and it becomes in everyone's interest globally to oppose them. But by keeping the pretence of freedom, people are inclined to let them get away with it. The fact that you see it as feeble means the PR is working.

    The more you tighten your grip, the more star systems will slip through your fingers!

  3. Size is relative on Samsung Steals the Brain Behind the iPod · · Score: 1

    "The Z5, shaped like a stick of gum, has a 1.8-inch color screen"

    Big stick of gum!

  4. Re:The Real Sound on Why 7.1 Surround Sound is Overkill For Most Homes · · Score: 1

    Now theres an idea - a 15 bladed razor! Copyright it now before some "intellectual property" company does!

  5. Railgun? on Future of Maglev in the US Military · · Score: 1

    Shrink the technology down so the "track" is just a couple of feet long. Increase the velocity of objects placed on it and you could have a basic low tech railgun.

    Not sure if a hand held version would be feasible with current batteries though.

  6. Re:Stop whining - indeed. on Florida Voting Machine Logs Reveal Anomalies · · Score: 1

    Perhaps people are just not being honest about who they really voted for. The Conservatives were in power in the UK for years but would not have been if the election predictions had been accurate - was there voting fraud?

    No.

    Once people got to the ballot box they didn't like the alternative so as others have said, they voted for the evil they knew rather than the unknown.

    The British comedian Ben Elton said it best when he said, "Voting Conservative is like wanking - no one admits to it but everyone does it"

    That is why we have a confidential voting system.

    All that said, looking at the way the Bush White House has operated, election irregularities are not impossible!

  7. Battle Pope on Yahoo Reverses Allah Ban · · Score: 1

    Should check out the "Battle Pope" comic books where Jesus is a retarded hippy that normally fucks things up and stops the Pope from getting laid!

  8. Re:Considering recent riots... on Yahoo Reverses Allah Ban · · Score: 1

    If left unnoticed would they have also banned "God"? Bad news if your name is Goddard.

  9. Safety measures from wi-fi signals on University Bans wi-fi as Health Concern · · Score: 1

    I'm safe because I'm wearing my tin foil hat!

  10. Evolution on Literacy Limps Into the Kill Zone · · Score: 1

    Language evolves - FACT.

    The English that we use now is different to that used just a few decades ago, which in turn is different to that used by Shakespeare and if you go back as far as Chaucer the differences are huge.

    English has been dumbed down continually for the past 600 years or so. The scholarly elite hate that fact but it is just the continued development of the language.

  11. Re:Wait... on Halo 2 Only on Vista · · Score: 1

    At the end of a very long and boring Microsoft marketing meeting: Meeting Chairman: "Finally, our last item for the day. What should we call our new graphics driver format?" Bored Marketing Exec: (Mumbles) "Who gives a fuck" Meeting Chairman: "What was that?" Bored Marketing Exec: "Er... WGF" Meeting Chairman: "Sounds like a great name! Now we just have to find some words that loosely fit it." Honestly thats how these things always happen!

  12. Beer for blood on Red Cross Condemns Misuse of Emblem In Games · · Score: 1

    Having beer for blood - that explains a lot about Australians! :-)

  13. Balance the argument on NASA Science Under Attack · · Score: 5, Funny

    For the sake of journalistic balance can we please not refer to God but to "God theory" instead. Thank you.