I think that it is realy a samll blue duck that requiers 4 usb ports once pluged in it will glow and annoyingly quack at random intervals. It will come with all future versions of windows and will be required as part of anti-piracy measures. Secretly the bsod will be updated to set off a small nuke inside the duck. Crash?!?!?! You dont even have a computer how could it crash?
Maby you dont use a keyboard maby it reads your mind and buys stuff you think about... porn producers would instantly become rich.
I think that it is realy a samll blue duck that requiers 4 usb ports once pluged in it will glow and annoyingly quack at random intervals. It will come with all future versions of windows and will be required as part of anti-piracy measures. Secretly the bsod will be updated to set off a small nuke inside the duck. Crash?!?!?! You dont even have a computer how could it crash?