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What is Microsoft's Origami Project?

An anonymous reader writes "Rumors are running around the web about a new Microsoft gadget codenamed Origami that will be unveiled on March 2nd. Speculation can be found on Designtastesgood, Scobleizer, and Thatedeguy, and WindowsForDevices has a description and photos of a prototype Origami device built by National Semiconductor 2001. Anybody out there know more about this new device?"

243 comments

  1. But... by thewiz · · Score: 0

    Can you use it to make small paper swans?

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    1. Re:But... by TheBogie · · Score: 5, Funny
      A slashdot haiku:

      Ode to the Origami

      It does many things

      but it is from Microsoft

      it must not be good

    2. Re:But... by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Can you use it to make small paper swans?

      I'm going to fucking fold that guy! *fling*

    3. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually, it has a small talking paper clippy holding the paper folded.

    4. Re:But... by Mayhem178 · · Score: 0

      According to the included documentation and online help for Project Origami, yes, it is supposed to produce paper swans. However, practical use shows that instead of producing paper swans, it produces crumpled paper wads; and that's if it doesn't crash or BSOD in the process.

      When asked, Microsoft will insist that the unexpected output of the device is not a bug but rather an unpublished feature that will be completed and included in a future release. What they won't tell you is that only paying subscribers to MSDN will have access to the new release (i.e. fix).

      I also understand that the nation of Japan intends to file an antitrust suit against Microsoft if they attempt to package their Origami project with the release version of Windows Vista.

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    5. Re:But... by besenslon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can you use it to make small paper swans?

      The best part is that after you make them, they'll change their color to blue, and will never fly away.

    6. Re:But... by Domo-Sun · · Score: 1

      Can you use it to make small paper swans?

      No, but small swine can use it to make papers for the internets as PR stunt.

    7. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or large origami butt-plugs?

    8. Re:But... by deadlinegrunt · · Score: 2, Funny

      A little re-arrangement of words:

      Many things does it

      but from Microsoft it is

      be good must it not

      Now instead of haiku (on topic within the context of Origami) you get mod points for sounding like an insightful 400 year old Jedi Knight here on /.

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    9. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol windoz

    10. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, for fuck's sake. Yet again, one of the Slashdorks has taken something mildly humourous and made it crap. Ku-dos.

    11. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have just created Yodaiku!

      Do you know what you have wrought?

      May God have mercy on us all.

    12. Re:But... by cloak42 · · Score: 1

      Plus, wasn't Yoda 900 years old, anyway?

    13. Re:But... by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Funny

      That Haiku must be from Yoda's younger works.

      Before he died, Master Yoda wrote a poem shorter in length, but similar in meaning:

      Hmmm?

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    14. Re:But... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "Now instead of haiku (on topic within the context of Origami) you get mod points for sounding like an insightful 400 year old Jedi Knight here on /."

      Up fuck the shut!

      (Nothing personal, I've just always wanted to say that without getting modded down.)

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    15. Re:But... by chavo+valdez · · Score: 1

      If he ever was 900 years old, then at one time he must have been 400 years old. Just as he was 176 years old.

  2. Astroturf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    'Anonymous coward' hyping an yet to be released MS products. Sounds like astroturfing to me. I bet it's the marketing manager.

    1. Re:Astroturf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps Open Source don't pay the bills, and Slashdot needs money.

    2. Re:Astroturf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Anonymous coward' hyping an yet to be released MS products. Sounds like astroturfing to me. I bet it's the marketing manager.

      Funny, I was about to suggest that "Origami" is the "Incredible Hyperbole Machine"

    3. Re:Astroturf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And yet were it a product announcement from Apple it would be "news". Slashbots, all of you.

    4. Re:Astroturf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone is trying to bring interest about a project nobody is interested...

    5. Re:Astroturf by Mark+Hood · · Score: 1

      If it were a Microsoft announcement it would be news too. It's hyping speculation about a rumour about some vapourware...

      It's right up there with 'someone created a photoshop of what they want the Video iPod to look like, and Apple said they're going to announce something soon, so this might be it, right?'

      I agree, there's a lot of speculative stuff posted on Slashdot now - I think the "editors" need to work out what they want this site to be. It's slower than most other tech sites are at reporting real news (to the extent I assume some articles are dupes, 'cos I know I read them days ago), speculates far too much, gives misleading write-ups of articles, and in my opinion is becoming less and less relevant.

      The quality's still slightly higher than Digg.com in that completely illiterate articles tend not to get posted, but other than that it's starting to lag behind...

      Slashdot is in danger of becoming irrelevant. And as someone who's been here since the beginning, that's sad.

      Mark

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  3. I know what it is by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a flash animation made by marketdroids.

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    1. Re:I know what it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've been trusted with confidential information, yet you don't know the difference between "its" and "it's"?

    2. Re:I know what it is by thumper666 · · Score: 1

      Fine. Write it out, then encrypt with a 2048 bit key and post it here. Then after the press release, post the key. If they match, then I might have reason to believe you. Otherwise, begone troll.

    3. Re:I know what it is by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Its cool, you will drool.

      Ooh ooh, I know this riddle! It's Nitrous Oxide! What do I win?

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    4. Re:I know what it is by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      I worked with MS's Mobile PC department last summer. Check my journal entries, my blog from that time period got mostly deleted.

      It is not TOO big of a secret, I'll tell you that at least a few of the posts above are pretty close. :)

  4. Future viewer by EntropyXP · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is it going to be like those future telling devices the girls used in 3rd grade? Pick 1, then 2, then 3, oops, looks like you're going be hit by a bus, try again.

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    1. Re:Future viewer by gaveawaymyname · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Pick a number"

      "4"

      "1... 2... 3... 4..."

      "Pick a color"

      "Blue"

      "A fatal exception 0E has occured at 0137:BFFA21C9. The current application will be terminated."

    2. Re:Future viewer by db32 · · Score: 1

      Here I am without modpoints when something really worth a +1 Funny comes along.

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    3. Re:Future viewer by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I always failed it. I picked the numbers OK, but then it was always,

          "Um... Yellow.. No -- Blue! AIIIIIiiieeeee....! "

    4. Re:Future viewer by apoc.famine · · Score: 2, Funny

      Naw...it's a revised front-end to the Folding@Home project.

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  5. Not sure... by sammy+baby · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not sure, but the animation on the linked "Origami Project" site is scaring the shit out of me.

    This is like "I Love Bees," only minus the whimsicial veneer.

    1. Re:Not sure... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure, but the animation on the linked "Origami Project" site is scaring the shit out of me.

      Why? because it's made by Microsoft or because it says "touch me"?

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    2. Re:Not sure... by sammy+baby · · Score: 4, Funny

      All of the above.

      Plus, the "Do you know where I can go" bit. Now I'm going to worry that a thing from Microsoft that wants me to touch it can go under my bed and wait for me to fall asleep.

    3. Re:Not sure... by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 2, Funny

      Am I the only one that thought it would make a good intro for the next Resident Evil movie?

    4. Re:Not sure... by aconkling · · Score: 1

      Assuming I'm not the only one who had no idea what "I love bees" was, here are a few links:

      The site (Yeah, it is freaky!)
      Wired News article about the game

      Sounds like I missed the boat.... :(

    5. Re:Not sure... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Seems like Microsoft is slipping into senescence. It was "where do you want to go", now it's "do you know where I can go?" It's like going from direction-giving savant to alzheimer's victim.

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    6. Re:Not sure... by ThinkingInBinary · · Score: 1
      Plus, the "Do you know where I can go" bit.

      AUGH! First it was "Where do you want to go today?", now it's "Do you know where I can go?"... Next, it will be "Do you know where I will take you today?", and then who knows what. This is a cryptic, subconscious way for Microsoft to convince us that DRM and restrictions (like 8 versions of Vista, with 7 that suck) are good. You *will* be taken where they want. Resistance is futile, etc, etc...

    7. Re:Not sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you know how I can change your life?

      Do you realise who you're dealing with?

      Do you even know who the fuck I am?!

      I'm going to FUCKING BURY YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!

      I've done it before, and I'll do it again! I'm going to FUCKING KILL YOU ALL!!

    8. Re:Not sure... by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 1

      I couldn't help picturing Clippy in its car stopping in a traffic light, rolling down the window and asking me "Excuse me, do you know where I am?".

    9. Re:Not sure... by ThinkingInBinary · · Score: 2, Funny

      Personally, I would rather picture Clippy being mangled as I use him to hotwire a car's ignition.

    10. Re:Not sure... by SeeMyNuts! · · Score: 1


      Seeing Clippy vaporized by shorting the terminals of a car battery would be quite satisfying!

    11. Re:Not sure... by viperblades · · Score: 1

      that site is so stalkerish its not funny, i mean you could email that to women and cause a scare...

    12. Re:Not sure... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Where do you want to go today?"
      "Do you know where I can go?"...
      "Do you know where I will take you today?" .....Do you know where you can shove your fuckin' sales pitch?

  6. No But... by MajorDick · · Score: 3, Funny

    You'd be better off to make paper swans with the greenbacks you would otherwise spend on it.
    The real question is can you wipe you ass with it ?

    1. Re:No But... by phobos13013 · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:No But... by tapo · · Score: 1

      Technically, you can wipe your ass with almost any Microsoft product.

      It's just a matter of comfort.

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    3. Re:No But... by rvw14 · · Score: 1

      Ouch! That floppy of Windows 3.1 hurts!

  7. The Suspense by Nadsat · · Score: 1

    Why is Bill Gates telling me to "Touch me" His heavy heartbeat amid the ambient backdrop is quite erotic.

    1. Re:The Suspense by andrewbillits · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why is Bill Gates telling me to "Touch me" His heavy heartbeat amid the ambient backdrop is quite erotic.

      Hmm, "Bill Gates" and "erotic" in the same sentence. Didn't see that coming!

      OUCH! alright, who threw the damn apple?!? OUCH, fine i'm lea OUCH...

    2. Re:The Suspense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Bill Gates" and "erotic" are not in the same sentence ...

  8. It's hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In fact it is a guillotine that allows you to cut any standard paper size (US Letter, A4, etc) into a square.

  9. It's a small device... by kawabago · · Score: 0

    That sucks all the money out of your wallet then hangs up leaving you completely frustrated. It's Windows mobile, the product that crashes anywhere! Now you can take Microsoft Windows with you anywhere and enjoy all the fun and pleasure of Windows locking up your computer literally anywhere in the world. Get yours today!

  10. Yes. by sreekotay · · Score: 0, Troll

    :P

  11. Just more info on 3.2.06 by HalInc · · Score: 1

    I think they're releasing the next week's worth of info on the website next week. Not releasing/unveiling the product itself.
    Such a tease.

    1. Re:Just more info on 3.2.06 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's even more indirect than that. On March 2 they'll be releasing the real date when they will release more information.

  12. Is it not a mobile-TV-internet ready-Cell-phone? by ravee · · Score: 1

    It has a keyboard, a color display, the specs of a mobile phone, and obviously a state of the art speaker (I can't vouch for that by looking at the pic though). So I have come to the conclusion that it is a Mobile-TV-Internet-Cell Phone.

    I have given it the name MTvICP . That is what it is!!

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  13. Microsoft Orgasm Project? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft Orgasm Project?

    1. Re:Microsoft Orgasm Project? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS Origamy Project... helping nerds get laid from 03.02.06 and on!

  14. Countdown for Linux by drewzhrodague · · Score: 2, Funny

    Linux ported to this device in 5... 4... 3... 2...

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    1. Re:Countdown for Linux by PFI_Optix · · Score: 1

      I was just gonna say "In breaking news, the popular Slashdot meme 'But will it run Linux?' was finally found to not apply to a hardware article."

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    2. Re:Countdown for Linux by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

      Definately true. I've seen Linux run on so many architectures, does kinda make the though irrelevant these days. Ah, well, at least I got modded up a point or two =_)

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  15. Great timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you bet this will be completely overshadowed by Apple's "fun new products"?

    I think they must have a sign out in front of the Microsoft PR office that says "Haven't shot self in foot in 3^H1 days".

  16. New for nerds? by truthsearch · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This isn't news for nerds. This isn't stuff that matters. This is pure speculation by bloggers and *rolling eyes* journalists. No one even knew this was Microsoft related until they started looking up domain name information.

    1. Re:New for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes this is news for nerds

    2. Re:New for nerds? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "This is pure speculation by bloggers and *rolling eyes* journalists. "

      you got a problem with your eyes? Journalism is journalism, the media doesn't matter.

      Alos, people with two braincells might actually go to microsofts web site and do a search to look at the National Semiconducters paper the Multifunction Information Appliance.

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    3. Re:New for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New transformable techno-gadget? /salivate

  17. Duh! It is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    A special grill that will let the fat run off and the flavor stay in! It will have a special patented slanted cooking surface that won't stick, and it will all be run by windows tablet edition (hey, at least they found some use for it)!

  18. Re:Is it not a mobile-TV-internet ready-Cell-phone by jandrese · · Score: 1

    All yours for only $900 and $80/month!

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  19. I have an idea by timeOday · · Score: 1, Troll
    Let's just wait and see!

    Seriously, I'm sure whatever it is, there will be plenty of time to figure out how it's not an iPod killer.

    1. Re:I have an idea by SpinJaunt · · Score: 1

      Im not so sure, maybe it'll wipe out Linux and the iPod in one sweet lightning fast blow?.. then again this is M$ we are talking about :)

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  20. sounds familiar by flynt · · Score: 1

    I heard they got VC funding for this by pitching it as:

    A device for carrying on an undertaking of great advantage, but nobody to know what it is.

    It's worked before, why not again?

    1. Re:sounds familiar by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      A device for carrying on an undertaking of great advantage, but nobody to know what it is.

            Co-incidentally this is also the exact wording of the patent application, which will be approved any time soon...

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  21. A guess by Bombula · · Score: 1

    I know nothing about this thing, and have never even heard 'origami' and 'Microsoft' in the same sentence together before just now. But knowing how that M$ almost always uses totally unimaginative descriptors as product names, I'm guessing origami is something small that folds, like a portable device with a fold out screen or keyboard or something. I'm posting this guess purely for my own entertainment.

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    1. Re:A guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are my hero.

    2. Re:A guess by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 3, Funny

      But knowing how that M$ almost always uses totally unimaginative descriptors as product names

      Yeah, but Origami must be a code name since the real name will probably be something like "Microsoft Thing". What past names have they used? "Windows", "Office", "Media Player", "Explorer", mostly very generic.

      It will probably be something like new version of Windows Media Player but with 2 important changes:

      1. 3 more butt-ugly usability-challenged "skins"
      2. Even less screen real estate available for content.

      Or wait... "origami" means folding something up in a complicated way...

      Yeah, that's it! It's a new kind of DRM that folds up your content into a confusing shape that you can't unfold (unencrypt) without tearing.

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    3. Re:A guess by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      Yeah, that's it! It's a new kind of DRM that folds up your content into a confusing shape that you can't unfold (unencrypt) without tearing.
      Sounds like a Digital Chinese Finger Trap.

      The trick is to push the ends of the trap inward... shit, DRM, forgot.
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  22. Project Orimami? by FrontalLobe · · Score: 5, Funny

    With a name like that... The project is destined to fold...

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    1. Re:Project Orimami? by Furmy · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    2. Re:Project Orimami? by FrontalLobe · · Score: 1

      Origami even... I should learn to spell... :/

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    3. Re:Project Orimami? by Panaflex · · Score: 1

      I'd rather buy one of these...

      I highly recommend... at least you know what your really getting!

      Origami, is Japanese art of folding paper. Boulder is round rock. Origami Boulder is wadded up paper! You understand now, dumbo? Then hurry up and buy wadded paper!

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    4. Re:Project Orimami? by tpgp · · Score: 1

      Project Orimami?
      With a name like that...
      The project is destined to fold...


      So close to a haiku :-)

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    5. Re:Project Orimami? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Origami-san?
      With a name like that.
      Project is destined to fold.

    6. Re:Project Orimami? by muellerr1 · · Score: 1

      What I want to know is, will I be able to run OS X86 on it?

    7. Re:Project Orimami? by simcop2387 · · Score: 1

      More like

      5 Origami-San,
      7 Project is destined to fold,
      5 With a name like that.

      still doesn't talk about seasons though

    8. Re:Project Orimami? by G-funk · · Score: 1

      Soaring high in the sky,
      He may be small but only in size-
      ASTROTURF, ASTROTURF
      You will ignore him if you are wise!

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  23. It folds up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is a boombox that you can play by the pool that you can fold up into an ipod like device and put in your pocket that when you are done, you can fold up and slip into your wallet like a business card. If you want to listen to your tunes without bothering anyone, you can fold it up still further into a single hearing-aid like earpiece. Of course, it has superior fidelity as you would expect from Microsoft. When you get home, you can upload a .jpg of your favorite celebrity and unfold it into a 3 foot by 2 foot poster and post it on your wall.

    Personally, I'm going to miss the days where we had to carry our boombox on our shoulder and it was so heavy we had to walk with a swinging gait. Sigh ... What we give up for the latest cool toys.

  24. No idea by daeley · · Score: 3, Funny

    But I bet there's a paper clip involved.

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  25. ORIGAMI because "Microsoft Blackberry" by i_am_the_r00t · · Score: 2, Insightful

    didn't make it past legal.

    1. Re:ORIGAMI because "Microsoft Blackberry" by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Funny

      because "Microsoft Blackberry" didn't make it past legal.

            And also MicroBerry and Berry Microsoft didn't make it past marketing...

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  26. not that it matters... by GReaToaK_2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I noticed that windowsfordevices.com (216.218.185.157) looks (as far as the website goes) almost identical to linuxdevices.com (216.218.185.154). The IP's make it look like they might be with the same server farm.

    Just weird... The first thought I had looking at the site was that it looked almost exactly like the one for linuxdevices.com... Second, read the article there.. YAWN!!! More gadgetry that people will get excited about till the next latest and greatest thing arrives in a few months.

    Look at this! (pulls out new phone) Yes!
    Combination hookah and coffee maker
    also makes Julienne fries.
    Will not break (opens the phone gently),
    will not--(it falls apart)
    it broke.

    Wait, don't go!
    I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare.
    I think then, you would be most rewarded to consider...this.
    (PEDDLER pulls the Cellon Int'l C8000/Philips CT9688 out from his sleeve.)
    Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance.
    Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside
    that counts.

    (modifications by me, the rest is part of the intro sequence from Walt Disney's Aladdin)

    1. Re:not that it matters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      check netcraft.com (Here,. I'll do it for you.)

      windowsdevices.com is in the netblock owned by linuxdevices.com.

    2. Re:not that it matters... by GReaToaK_2000 · · Score: 1

      Thanks, my bad for not posting the links as tags. My apologies. :-D

    3. Re:not that it matters... by jerw134 · · Score: 1

      I noticed that windowsfordevices.com (216.218.185.157) looks (as far as the website goes) almost identical to linuxdevices.com (216.218.185.154).

      Scroll to the bottom of both sites. Look in the bottom right corner. Notice a "Ziff Davis Media" logo on both sites. Lightbulb!

    4. Re:not that it matters... by db32 · · Score: 1

      The easy solution is to scroll down to the bottom of the page and notice that the copyright info is both for Ziff Davis. Would probably explain why the IP addresses are so close and the sites look the same...
      From Linuxdevices.com
      Use of this site is governed by our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. Except where otherwise specified, the contents of this site are copyright © 1999-2006 Ziff Davis Publishing Holdings Inc. All Rights Reserved. Reproduction in whole or in part without permission is prohibited. Linux is a registered trademark of Linus Torvalds. All other marks are the property of their respective owners.

      From Windowsfordevices.com
      Use of this site is governed by our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. Except where otherwise specified, the contents of this site are copyright © 1999-2006 Ziff Davis Publishing Holdings Inc. All Rights Reserved. Reproduction in whole or in part without permission is prohibited. Windows is a trademark or registered trademark of Microsoft Corporation in the United States and/or other countries and is used by WindowsForDevices under license from owner. All other marks are the property of their respective owners. WindowsForDevices is an independent publication not affiliated with Microsoft Corporation.

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    5. Re:not that it matters... by GReaToaK_2000 · · Score: 1

      Harsh, but thanks anyway.

  27. GABBO! by Shrug · · Score: 0

    GABBO GABBO GABBO!

    1. Re:GABBO! by bluemeep · · Score: 1

      I figure it's some guys name...some guy named Gabbo.

  28. Treo w/Camera? by Fritzerei · · Score: 1

    The mysterious website gets me really excited, but this looks a little much like a Treo w/a camera on it.

    Nice design though I think we've seen this before.

  29. MS Astroturfing by Matt+Perry · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This smells of a MS astroturfing troll. Since whatever it is hasn't been released we can only waste time speculating. Maybe it's a desert topping or a floor wax. Maybe it's both. In any case, it's vapourware until it shows up. How about we all wait a week to see what is announced and then have a discussion about it?

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    1. Re:MS Astroturfing by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

      It's delicious! And just look at that shine!

    2. Re:MS Astroturfing by jonsharpie · · Score: 1

      I'm going to cast a vote for a WiFi enabled VOIP device (similar to a Trio?) You know... on second thought it looks kind of like this! now that I think about it...

    3. Re:MS Astroturfing by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

      'Its dead Jim'

    4. Re:MS Astroturfing by gregstumph · · Score: 0

      I suppose you could wax a desert, but why would you?

    5. Re:MS Astroturfing by forkazoo · · Score: 2, Funny
      This smells of a MS astroturfing troll. Since whatever it is hasn't been released we can only waste time speculating. Maybe it's a desert topping or a floor wax. Maybe it's both. In any case, it's vapourware until it shows up. How about we all wait a week to see what is announced and then have a discussion about it?


      Well, we can always try to whip ourselves into a frenzy so that we expect something fantastic, and then are horribly disappointed in what comes out.

      BTW, my brother's uncle's cousin's friend's wife's brother's guy he once met said that it's going to be a portable supercomputer capable of 128 exaflops on each of 128 cores. It gets 3 years of battery life, comes with free wireless broadband anywhere in the world. It's motion sensitive, and have VR glasses that make you look cool. It has an AI OS that you can have conversations with.

      Unfortunately, the wireless isn't standard, and it has less space than a nomad.
    6. Re:MS Astroturfing by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      Lame.

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    7. Re:MS Astroturfing by beemishboy · · Score: 1

      I think that if it is astroturfing, that Microsoft is trying to be more like Apple - mysterious announcements about secret products. They want to build up a marketing frenzy the way Apple does for its products. We'll see if it's actually something to talk about a week from now *and* how it compares to Apple's mysterious announcement of "fun new products" on Tuesday.

    8. Re:MS Astroturfing by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      It's a tricorder?

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    9. Re:MS Astroturfing by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      "Well, we can always try to whip ourselves into a frenzy so that we expect something fantastic, and then are horribly disappointed in what comes out."

      Kind of like with apple products?

      Ohhhh wait, in apples case when it is released it is viewed as being bigger than the second coming of jesus

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    10. Re:MS Astroturfing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Maybe it's a desert topping"

      Mmm, sand.

  30. Re:Is it not a mobile-TV-internet ready-Cell-phone by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1
  31. I know! I know! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An iPod killer!

    [snicker]

    can you smell the sarcasm?

  32. I am the only one... by shadwwulf · · Score: 1

    ...that see's an odd likeness between the logo of this device and another logo we've seen recently from another evil company?

    If this is just a random fluke, I'd sure say it's a funny one considering the product type. If it's not a fluke, it's time to break out a new batch of tinfoil hats.

    MTW

    1. Re:I am the only one... by morcheeba · · Score: 1

      That's the National Semiconductor Logo ... national.com

      National made most of the electronics for Microsoft's spot watch.

  33. Copy of comment from digg.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "The Origami device is approximately 7 ½ inches x 3 1/2 inches x 1 1/2 inches thick and uses:
      Extensive multimedia features in Windows XP Embedded to support its customized video record and snapshot application and to provide video-conferencing capabilities
      Microsoft Internet Explorer 6 to provide the latest Web browsing capabilities including playback support for Flash and Shockwave files
      Outlook® Express for e-mail "

    "At first glance, the device looks like a small camera and camcorder until you open it to reveal a brilliant 4-inch, 640 x 480 display that looks more like a terminal. "That's why we call the device Origami; it changes shape depending on what function you're using," Matson notes. "You twist it one way to use it as a personal access device, another way to write an e-mail, and other way to use it as a camera." A patent-pending hinge on the unit allows users to bend the device into different shapes."

    http://members.microsoft.com/CustomerEvidence/Comm on/FileOpen.aspx?FileName=8998_National_Semiconduc tor_Conceptual_P.doc

    1. Re:Copy of comment from digg.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kewl! is it... ... a Rubik's cube made out of LCD's.
      Just press and hold reset for 5 secs and the puzzle autocompletes itself.
      Either that, or give it a while and the whole thing turns blue with white letters on it.

  34. Timing by Jbrecken · · Score: 1

    It looks to me like Microsoft's version of Blackberry, whose addicted customers just might be forced to seek an alternative shortly. Fairly brilliant move on their part to start leaking now.

  35. Something to do with Folding... by 2e · · Score: 0

    Perhaps distributed folding...

    Steve

  36. Prototype - Bottle Opener by Kenshin · · Score: 1

    Sweet, the prototype looks like it's got a bottle-opener on it!

    Just what cellphones have been missing!

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    Does it make you happy you're so strange?

  37. "Touch me" by bluemeep · · Score: 1

    So... In theory... If you put this and a Nintendo DS together, would they keep each other entertained?

  38. From the name, you'd think so... by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    From the name, I'd expect it to be related to the digital paper that's been under development in the last few years (not at MS that I know of, but at other companies, and surely available to MS). That doesn't seem to be the case though. Strange; maybe they're trying to get their claws into that name for later digital paper models?

  39. You are completely wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More info is posted here:

    http://www.origamiproject.com/wtf

  40. Wait.. by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1

    Why don't you wait until details unfold before making that kind of statement!

  41. BFD by Oldsmobile · · Score: 1

    BFD! Too big.

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    1. Re:BFD by GAATTC · · Score: 1

      It was too big in 2001 - you would assume that the size (among other things) has been worked on in the intervening 5 years.

  42. Paper Tiger by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Informative

    FTFA:
    "The Origami folds and pivots into a digital camera, video camcorder, smartphone, MP3 audio player, PDA, Internet access or Internet picture frame, email device or video conferencing terminal.

    Origami utilizes Bluetooth wireless technology for network connectivity. PAN and LAN networks use a Bluetooth-equipped access point, while WAN uses a Bluetooth GSM or CDMA phone.
    "

    That's the Origami vaporware. Now, what's my SonyEricsson K750? Without folding or pivoting, it's a digital video/still camcorder, MP3 player, contacts/calendar/notes PDA, GPRS Internet, and picture frame. With Java applets, it's a "smartphone", and with applets and a Bluetooth keyboard it's an email device and maybe even "videoconferencing terminal". And it pivots images for preferred display orientation on user demand.

    And it's over a year old. I'm sure there are phones with better email and "videoconferencing". What is this Microsoft astroturf?

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    1. Re:Paper Tiger by jcostantino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That prototype is actually 5 years old and probably only shares the name and OS manufacturer. I personally can wait a few weeks before I dismiss this completely.

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    2. Re:Paper Tiger by nikanj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, the Nokia N90 does all the same things _and_ also pivots, twists and folds more than my humble mind can comprehend.

    3. Re:Paper Tiger by milimetric · · Score: 1

      my friend, sadly you do not understand the meaning of Microsoft Innovation. It's a wonderful process and has ABSOLUTELY no dependence on products that already exist : )

    4. Re:Paper Tiger by recharged95 · · Score: 1

      And my k700i does the same & it's 2 yrs old (JP version). The MS stuff sounds like a repackage of existing tech--could be better, but we'll see.

    5. Re:Paper Tiger by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      That's the Origami vaporware. Now, what's my SonyEricsson K750? Without folding or pivoting, it's a digital video/still camcorder, MP3 player, contacts/calendar/notes PDA, GPRS Internet, and picture frame. With Java applets, it's a "smartphone", and with applets and a Bluetooth keyboard it's an email device and maybe even "videoconferencing terminal". And it pivots images for preferred display orientation on user demand.... And it's over a year old. I'm sure there are phones with better email and "videoconferencing". What is this Microsoft astroturf?

      Yes, you called it.

      Swap K750 with W600i and you get the swivel too. :)

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  43. amusement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, did it work? I only read the last sentence.

  44. Re:Not sure what it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Not sure what it is...but I'm sure I want it.

    Do yourself a big favor. Wait until Origami 3.0 or Origami NT. Or go with an open-source alternative.

  45. Foldable computer by MECC · · Score: 1

    You fold it in half to more easily store it in some kind of carrying case, and open it to see the screen and access the pointing device and keyboard. What will they think of next - a graphicaly based interface to the operating system?

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  46. you probably can't pass the Voight-Kampff either by Thud457 · · Score: 1
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  47. No one can be told what project Origami is. by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

    You have to see it for yourself.

    1. Re:No one can be told what project Origami is. by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      I'd tell you, but I'd have to fold you in eight different ways if I did.

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  48. Not sure what it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but I sure do wonder who they copied it from. (and how they'll, in turn, make it worse)

  49. I know what it is by Com2Kid · · Score: 0, Troll

    But I am under NDA. :-D

    Its cool, you will drool.

  50. Anybody out there know more about this new device? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. All of you. Every. Last. One.

  51. C8000 by winkydink · · Score: 1

    Let me assure you that the C8000, while running Linux, is no superstar in the reliability department. Couple that with Philips UI and you have what is know in the vernacular as a steaming piece of shit.

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    1. Re:C8000 by GReaToaK_2000 · · Score: 1

      Nope.

      Don't have "fancy" gadgetry of any sort. It simply amuses to no end, how people like you climb out from under rocks to insult people you don't even know for some unknown reason other then maybe malice.

      It was mainly, a quick thought which amused me and I decided to post it.

      You however, decided that posting an insult would some how amuse you...

      Fascinating!

    2. Re:C8000 by winkydink · · Score: 1

      I have first-hand, inside knowledge of the C8000.

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    3. Re:C8000 by GReaToaK_2000 · · Score: 1

      Sorry to hear that (in that you are so displeased with it), and my apologies for comments of the "rock dwelling" nature. I only mentioned that phone because I was looking for a linux based phone which had similar "physically bendable" characteristics and the C8000 was the first one I found. :-/

    4. Re:C8000 by winkydink · · Score: 1

      Apology accepted but certainly not required.

      No worries.

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  52. Anyone out there _care_? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, the submitter said himself it's one week away. Might as well just ignore it since nothing interesting's going to happen in that time... other than a whole lot of empty hype.
    Besides, TFA says it runs Windows XP. It's likely even more crippled than desktop Windows.

  53. Re: Origami by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why speculate? I'm sure it will unfold soon enough.

  54. I suspect that cities will be built around this by TAZ6416 · · Score: 1

    Ohh.. wait.. that's been said http://www.sedway.com/ ;)

    One rare time when Steve Jobs was talking bollocks.

    Jonathan

    http://www.justgofaster.com/

  55. Would you say the same if were Apple? by winkydink · · Score: 1

    or Google?

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    "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    1. Re:Would you say the same if were Apple? by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      I has nothing at all to do with my hatred of Microsoft. My complaint is that pure rumor and zero facts are being turned into a /. story.

  56. what is IT? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    Well whatever it is, it'll be better than an overpriced scooter in art-"health-care-device" style.

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  57. It's Microsoft's answer to the PSP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    About 8 months ago, I submitted my resume to do some Perl work on a tracking database for a MS product. I didn't get the gig because I was only willing to work nights/weekends, but in discussions with the recruiter, he told me it was for a MS handheld game console. This is about the right time for it to be announced.

    1. Re:It's Microsoft's answer to the PSP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello, thank you for posting.

      Tracking code: ALx09&238867=19afx09a

    2. Re:It's Microsoft's answer to the PSP by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      he told me it was for a MS handheld game console

      That would make more sense than a mobile phone manufactured by Microsoft. They don't make their own computers because they don't want to directly compete with the PC manufacturers that use Windows, but they make the Xbox. If they started making a phone, it would compete with mobile phone manufacturers that use their Pocket PC OS. However, a portable version of a game console that doesn't directly compete with Pocket PC mobile phones would mirror the business model they have going with Windows and the Xbox.

  58. Origami Sim! by wackymacs · · Score: 1

    Cool! Now we get an Origami Sim! Just the perfect thing to add to my collection of Sim games.

  59. It makes perfect sense! by anandamide · · Score: 3, Informative

    1) Take customer's money.
    2) Fold it in half.
    3) Stick it in Bill Gate's wallet.
    4) Origami!

    1. Re:It makes perfect sense! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Take origami device
      2) Fold it up
      3) Shove it up bill gates' arse

    2. Re:It makes perfect sense! by Norfair · · Score: 1

      1) Take a chair 2) ok, you know the rest.... :)

  60. Netcraft confirms it by eclectro · · Score: 2, Funny

    A fatal exception 0E has occured at 0137:BFFA21C9

            One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered origami community when slashdot confirmed that origami market share has dropped yet again, even before it was released to the genral public.

          You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict origami's future. The hand writing is on the wall: origami faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for origami because origami is dying. Things are looking very bad for origami. As many of us are already aware, origami continues to lose market share. Blue screens flow like a river of blue flash animations.

          In a final tribute to an idea overhyped before release, potential users could be seen taking their blue origami foldings and tossing them in a pile. And then lovingly burning them, as an idea that could have been useful. Except that it came from Microsoft, and knowing the past, they already knew the future.

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  61. I for one welcome our new... by Xerotope · · Score: 1

    ...robotic paper folding overlords!

  62. Mock it all you want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But paper folding is greatest thing in the world. You can do so much with folded paper (my favorite was a folded paper ball you "blew up" that you could bat around class). It is even passing onto things such as clothes..... Google video showed me how to fold clothes in a cool and convenient way....

  63. It wants scripts active So it must be INVASIVE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Point is who cares about Bluetooth anymore. That was a marginal idea to begin with and well isn't it nice to let merchants know who and where you are. & hey let them RFID your cc and personal info too.

    Any site that starts by saying turn on scripts (presumable active X and Java and Javascript), is out to get something from you. These flash in the pan things are nearly always either a way to gather more info (where do they store it all??) or a way to shove something down you throat.

    So yes the project Orogami is a blatant advertising hype that slash got caught in, But then so did the rest of us who posted in this thread. :((

    wizardry should belong to all not a few. Feel the power, save the power: hybernate after 3 minutes of no activity .... :)

  64. Re:I don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I fail it. Would someone mind explaining the joke?

  65. Link to Product Information by cob666 · · Score: 1
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  66. Re:I don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    read the parent of the joke, idiot! then you'll understand.

  67. Clippy predicted by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    This and Bill figured that it meant Oracle or Borland would go under, so he said okay.

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  68. I call FUD !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Gee, Apple is rumored to be releasing a cool new Video iPod next week, and we suddenly get a vaporware announcement from MS.

    Predictable --- How Predictable !!

  69. I know what it is by chrisatoremus · · Score: 1

    It's a USB paper shredder

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    1) [root@localhost ~]# rm -rf /

  70. Why would I buy Origami when by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    my cellphone already does all that and more?

    Plus, it runs Linux.

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  71. Re:I don't get it... by MobyDisk · · Score: 2, Informative

    Take a look at this origami puppet.
    The linked image shows it with a face, but when I grew up, you would write the numbers or letters on each face (like 1, 2, 3, and 4). You can put four fingers into it. Then you can open the "mouth" horizontally or vertically. You would tell someone to pick a number. Then you would count 1 (open horiz), 2, (open vert), 3 (open horiz), 4 (open vert). Once you open it, 4 more faces appear. Maybe they have 4 colors. The person picks a color. Then, you unfold whichever face has that color written on it. Then, a fortune is written on that fold.

    There are lots of variations. I know it is still a common schoolyard thing for American pre-teens. The joke is only funny if you picture someone going through the motions as you read the post.

  72. Re:Origami Sim! now from EA and MSFT! by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Cool! Now we get an Origami Sim! Just the perfect thing to add to my collection of Sim games.

    I hear that when you play Sims 2: Origami, you can fold up your sim into eight different positions, plus each time you do that, it increases your invisible Yoga skill.

    But, sadly, Sims 2: Origami is incompatible with Sims 2: Nightlife. It's all the spilled drinks ... paper doesn't handle that well.

    And the pixelation of unfolded origami is kind of an annoyance ...

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  73. I know what it is... by mcho · · Score: 1

    ...it's something that no one will remember or talk about next year.

  74. Re:I don't get it... by kaptron · · Score: 1

    there was an entire South Park episode that centered around one of those things.

  75. ...An ingenuous new paper-folding art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Deep within the bowels of the Redmond campus, Microsoft Software Engineers have come up with an exciting new way to fold paper into all sorts of interesting shapes. Rumors indicate that they may be making paper cranes, butterflies, perhaps even airplanes! Tune into the news @ 11:00 PM for an update.

  76. Playing to the gallery... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anybody out there know more about this new device?

    It's Microsoft. It sucks.

  77. Freaky! by Oldsmobile · · Score: 0

    Yes, some kind of freaky pedofile android AI.

    "Touch me_"

    "My mommy always said I shouldn't touch strange men on the internets."

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  78. Cancel Each Other Out by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 3, Interesting
    An Anonymous Reader submits a story to Slashdot in order to hype a previously under-reported Microsoft project.

    Slashdot readers slashdot the site rendering it unreachable by the masses at large.

    Net result, one effect cancels out the other.

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    1. Re:Cancel Each Other Out by MrNougat · · Score: 1

      Actually, slashdotting origamiproject.com could serve to drive down "supply" of information, or in other words, causing a relative increase in "demand." Anything where demand is greater than supply becomes more valuable.

      So, slashdotting it could be just what the marketing people are after.

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  79. What is the secret of Soylent Green?? by Fry-kun · · Score: 1

    oh, wait...

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  80. Looks like the Samsung SGH-D307 phone by GreenSwirl · · Score: 1

    The Samsung SGH-D307 cell phone has a dual hinge design that sounds a lot like this. It's not a media player, tho.

  81. Speculations away by Orne · · Score: 1

    My guess is they are about to release a network search agent, possibly coupled to a mobile wireless device. I'm imagining a handheld (Palm pilot-ish) coupled to a wireless Windows CE coupled with a Microsoft Terranova or similar map program for getting information while out in the field, coupled with Microsoft Search for finding information on the fly.

    The star design (nodes radiating from a central node) implies a network configuration, where there is a central location that is retrieving data from external servers. The first portion "do you know what I can do" with pictures of circuitry also implies a hardware device capable of networking, but the multiple images (arrows) suggests a query. The "and where I can go" with pictures of cities and beaches implies a mobile device. "or how I can change your life" could really mean anything.

    Of course, Origami is basically "folding paper", so the hardware itself could be a Digital Paper device coupled to a wireless 802.11g" device for on the go searches...

    If that's not it, maybe I can patent the idea for a device like that before they get around to building one.

  82. Re:I don't get it... by cooley · · Score: 1

    I suppose I'm a product of the times I was born in, but beack in the day whenever I saw girls making those I always thought about Pacman.

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  83. I feel so dirty. by JonTurner · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're right... it is a little disturbing.
    So far, it's said "Touch me. Hello. Do you know me? Do you know what I can do? and where i can go? or how I can change your life?"

    Sheesh.. Next it'll ask "What are you wearing?" and "What's your credit card #, baby"?

    1. Re:I feel so dirty. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      I think the first question the device will ask you after setup is "A/S/L?".

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    2. Re:I feel so dirty. by celerityfm · · Score: 1

      No you got it wrong, first you give your credit card number and THEN you can ask "What are you wearing?"

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    3. Re:I feel so dirty. by BillX · · Score: 1

      So far, it's said "Touch me. Hello. Do you know me? Do you know what I can do? and where i can go? or how I can change your life?"

      Sounds like one of those conversations people on the subway have with me.

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  84. Resistance is futile by Animats · · Score: 1
    "You will..." (last line of the Flash animation)

    "People like you helping people like us help ourselves" - Processed World.

  85. Prior art.... by CokoBWare · · Score: 1

    If MS reveals an incredible folding computer into a breifcase and patent's it, I'm going to cite prior art from the Jetsons! Oh wait nevermind... that's a laptop (I mean notebook) computer!

  86. Isn't it obvious ? by ultranova · · Score: 1

    In order to improve security, Microsoft decided to make the next generation Windows firewall from folded paper. It might not be "safe" by most people's standards, but it is like Fort Knox in Microsoft scale.

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  87. It's a new method of distributing their EULAs! by 5plicer · · Score: 1

    Micro$oft has decided that the end user license agreement for Vista will only be available in the form of a folded paper crane. They're hoping that most people will never read the EULA for fear of wrecking "the cute little paper crane that came with Vista".

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  88. My idea? by nipten · · Score: 1

    I think that it is realy a samll blue duck that requiers 4 usb ports once pluged in it will glow and annoyingly quack at random intervals. It will come with all future versions of windows and will be required as part of anti-piracy measures. Secretly the bsod will be updated to set off a small nuke inside the duck. Crash?!?!?! You dont even have a computer how could it crash?

  89. Those aren't photos. by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1
    It's pretty obvious that those are CG renderings of an imaginary object.

    What kind of connector is that on the side? I'm trying to get a sense of scale. It looks like a cell phone, but if it's the size of a cell phone, that keyboard is going to be utterly useless.

    1. Re:Those aren't photos. by nipten · · Score: 1

      Maby you dont use a keyboard maby it reads your mind and buys stuff you think about... porn producers would instantly become rich.

  90. Ahhh.... by bblboy54 · · Score: 1

    Paper folding..... Microsoft is planning on folding up the world so they can take it with them.

  91. Learning from Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems they are learning a few things from Apple, about launching new products

  92. They are late, as usual by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Learn more 3.2.2006" the animation says.
    It's already 24.2.2006, and that's what it says.
    That WOULD be typical of Microsoft to be late.

  93. juding from the name, and M$ by bitt3n · · Score: 1

    whatever it is, it's going to cause some small and innovative company somewhere to fold.

  94. A million uses. by paullyjunge · · Score: 1

    It's probably the swiss knife of gadgets, and runs on soylent green.

  95. I know what it is! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's a novelty Rubik's cube with LCD's on each tile face.
    There's a mini USB connector behind one of the centre tiles,
    and you can upload 6 jpg/bmp images, one for each face.

    It takes 15 seconds to boot up, during which time you
    see the Microsoft embedded XP logo on one face, while
    the other faces pulsate in pastel shades.

    Two of the LCD's are touch sensitive, and pressing both
    simultaneously toggles 'Help mode' which overlays arrows
    on the tiles showing you which way to turn them.

    Give it a while and the whole thing turns blue with white
    writing and you have to take the battery out to get it to
    work again. :-)

  96. If I was going to guess.... by orion41us · · Score: 1

    It is a handheld game system like psp....

  97. Microsoft Shill !!!!!!! by Yeahbut · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The aforementioned post was a covert micro-shill to incite SLashdOT fervor and general interest directly prior to the release of the noted project. Beware lest ye fall into the swirling vortex of "Micro-screwft O"

  98. This is my Sony CLIE by bruciferofbrm · · Score: 1
    Based on the quicky over view of it on the NATIONAL site, I see this is nothing more then my Sony CLIE NZ-90.

    The NZ-90 is a great PALM OS5 based PDA with pretty good multimedia capabilities. Its built in 2 megapixel camera can record video, take picture (well.. duh..), and work as a web cam for video conferencing.

    I use it to watch movies, take pics, play games, etc. If I popped for a wifi card for it (trust me, I have done that once on a pda and will never do it again - just the wrong size platform to be more then a gimmick) I could surf the net, read email, and things like that.

    The only real difference here is it (as described) incorporates a phone. Which makes it no different then a couple of HP Ipaq smart phones out there (except for the fold up format).

    Unless it has some serious horse power (at a cost of battery time!), it will have to have something else then what is described by National, because yet another media convergence device / PDA / Phone has little market value. That is why everyone keeps pulling out of the US market space for PDAs. No one wants to spend $800 for device. Out side of must have gadget collectors and bleeding edge tech junkies.

    I got my fix with my NZ-90 (which, BTW isn't even made anymore) and its held out for over 3 years now. I am certainly not the market segment for this possible new device.

  99. Isn't it obvious? by jofi · · Score: 1

    They're gonna turn everyone into Japanese.

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  100. different? by braindead_in · · Score: 1

    can we load linux on it? Does it support iTunes? Does it have see through functionality. Nah.. i'm not going to be interested.

  101. What is Microsoft's Origami Project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Baby don't hurt me
    Don't hurt me
    no more

  102. Origami by PCeye · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it is what you need to do while you wait for the applications to load

  103. Wah, it is simple by justsomebody · · Score: 1

    It portable BSOD device, so you don't get homesick on vacation

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    1. Re:Wah, it is simple by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "It portable BSOD device, so you don't get homesick on vacation "

      Homesick or nostalgic?

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  104. Re:Extended LifeBattery by rbgaynor · · Score: 1

    Offtopic? I could see Funny, or Overrated, or maybe even Insightful (what MS mobile appliance couldn't use a bigger battery), but Offtopic? Sheesh!

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  105. Hmm by Rac3r5 · · Score: 1

    What the hell is up with that stupid pointless flash animation...

    anyway, a device like this is long overdue..

    I have been looking for a device which is a:
            * digital camera
            * video camcorder
            * smartphone
            * MP3 player
            * PDA

    Hopefully this device has something better than a 4MP resolution with at least 4X optical zoom. It they wanna make it a video camcorder, they better bump up the optical zoom to at least 10X. The MP3 Player batter at least have a 5GB HDD.

    I' willing to pay about a $1000 dollars for such a device instead of pay $400 for PDA, another $300 for a Digital Camera, another $300 for an MP3 Player and another $200 for a cell phone. If they add decent video capability, I'd be willing to spend $1500 for a device that has it all.

  106. Cool - I always liked that transformers cartoon by GAATTC · · Score: 1

    Now if a couple of the functions include running and blowing things up, this would be a really fun little toy.

  107. Re:Duh! It is by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

    You mean like this?

  108. It's all a fantasy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Origami" was the name of a do-everything pocket gadget in the modern fantasy book 'Advanced Mythology' by Jody Lynn Nye (book 4 of the Mythology series).

  109. Clicked Back When the Site Said 'Touch Me' by Cruxus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Okay, I went to that Origami Project website, and it loaded a Flash animation that floated the words 'Touch me' on a mod blue background. I immediately clicked back.

    Does this technology need to gain fame through sexual undertones?

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  110. Instead of asking you to bend over... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Origami folds you comfortably into the preferred Microsoft position.

  111. durability factor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As it stands now, most cellphones and mp3 players don't seem to stand up to normal consumer activities (look into the number of complaints about the iPod Nano screen breaking). While compiling all these features into one device you have the problem of keeping the device in one piece. Since we're looking at companies that are about profit, I don't foresee it lasting as long as it should (or breaking days after the warranty has expired). I've never owned a Sidekick but I've handled one, and in the same concept as this device, I don't see how the pivot joints can withstand the normal day to day use. Adding additional folds and whatnot may just make the device that much more fragile.

    Plus, that keyboard looks like it was made for the fingers of a 14 year old Japanese girl. There's no way I could type properly on that thing.

  112. it's not a device, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    it's obvious what microsoft origami has to be:
    • microsoft origami is the replacement for clippy in the students version of office
    • after the name change from "directory" to "folder", it's a logical consequence that "files" have to be called "origami" after folding
    • it's a cute extension for powerpoints new transitions
    • it's the replacement for license holograms - if your license does neither fold nor swim, it's not original
    • it's the codename for the new update wizard, helping to awake the beast shipped within vista. therefore, they chose an anagram of "i am igor"
    • hardware vendors where pissed because vista needs a new cpu, more ram, a better graphics card, but no new harddrive. so microsoft developped a new method for needing more space for the same information. they prefered calling it "origami" in favour of "antizip".
    • microsoft finally found a method how to prevent copying the serial number directly by delivering it in form of a 3d lotus-flower
  113. new joint microsoft-navy project by bobbyhc · · Score: 0

    the origami will be a pda/mp3/swimming spy bot/handheld gaming device

  114. What it is... by gnovos · · Score: 1

    From the Article:

            * digital camera
            * video camcorder
            * smartphone
            * MP3 player
            * PDA
            * Internet access and Internet picture frame
            * email access
            * video conferencing


    Ok, so it's the same thing that was already becoming absolete in Tokyo two years ago... Except heavier and with no built-in tivo.

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  115. Origami is definitely the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure this is what Origami is all about.

  116. My take by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is betting on and hoping blackberry will be gone on purpose so they can have their own blackberry killer.

    It will be a windowsCE device (err windows powered) that will play media files (itunes killer) sync with media player store (with vista) and may or may not include cell phone capabilities. My guess is all the pocket word and excel software for their pda's will be included as well.

    Microsoft just may have made the ultimate ipod killer, phone, and blackberry.

    The touch me button and zooming gave a hint too of a portable device and the fact the site advertised that it can go anywhere.

    Media player already monopolizes the market due to the fact that it comes with windows. I think Apple should be scared once Vista comes into play. I think this is why MS waited for this long. They wanted ot make sure only they could sell software, music, and video's for this phone with drm

  117. Treo by gatzke · · Score: 1

    I already do all the proposed functionality with my treo 650.

    Do you really need video conferencing on a cell phone? I don't use video conferencing on my desktop...

    I hate moving points. That is where my cell always dies. Treo= no moving points.

    Bad idea.

    Good idea: wireless mp3+mic headphones for my treo. bluetooth stinks.

  118. What is MS Origami? by scdeimos · · Score: 1

    It's a paper-folding device installed in your wallet to ease the nano matter-energy transportation of your cash to Bill.

    Unfortunately the prototype had a general protection fault which caused someone's pants to be transported to the Gamma quadrant, 70,000 light years from home.

  119. Three hints by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "// Visual basic helper required to detect Flash Player ActiveX control version information"
    VB and ActiveX? for something as simple as a flash animation?

    "This page is not Valid HTML 4.0 Transitional! Failed validation, 14 errors"
    Frontpage?

    And the 404 error page links to Microsoft Product Support.

  120. faiths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pwnage! it's SUPER!! Can't wait for the latest POS from Wiggersoft!

  121. Orgasm device? by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

    man, I need to slow down when reading /. headlines...

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  122. Transmeta and MIcrosoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this somehow related to the work Microsoft is doing with Transmeta? They have been developing a "secret" device that uses the Efficeon processor and of course would fit well in an ultraportable Windows XP device. The project is supposed to be nearing completion. These two coincidentally occurring events just so happen to match up perfectly in terms of timing and hardware requirements.

  123. Re:I don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that didn't help, idiot. :P

  124. March 2nd? by Viperlin · · Score: 0

    the animation on my computer says 3rd of Feb 06... so what was this? how come nobody knows?????

  125. Revolutionary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    So revolutionary they locked the domain name up for 1 year. Woohooo!

  126. Of course you want to roll them bigger by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

    Yes and you'll need 1000 of them to make your friend in Alaska get better. But first you will need to roll them up with your Katamari first.

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  127. Oooh oooh I know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the electronic paper we've heard so much about. It's just a PDA with a foldable screen. Moderately cool, but something that needs a massive marketing blitz to get enough attention to pray it gets brought mainstream.

  128. Engadget has possible answers by QuantumFTL · · Score: 1

    I know the submission was astroturf, but I'm still interested to see what the heck this thing actually is.

    Engadget is running an article with some possible information on the project. Looks somewhat interesting.

  129. Origami "Commercial" by starving4clarity · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This past semester I interned with a motion graphics / live action production house DigitalKitchen (title sequences for Six Feet Under, Rescue Me, Nip / Tuck, Ghost Whisperer, etc). They've done a lot of "commercial" work for Microsoft, including one on the "Origami" project. You can watch the spot at Digital Kitchen's website. Navigation is a pain, but click on the logo >> Enter >> Work >> Brandtheatre and it's the top video. Enjoy.

    1. Re:Origami "Commercial" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that thing is sad and fuckin' HUGE. A giant digital sketchpad. I'm sure all the 10 year olds will love it.

  130. Microsoft origami? by Werrismys · · Score: 1

    Will be sheets of paperlike (but unwritable) material that does not bend until 2008.

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  131. It's a transformers! by forgoil · · Score: 1

    Must be like Olga Origami, Prime's long thought lost little niece. Special powers include a 3 megapixel camera, 3G telephony, and laser bluetooth.

    It's simply amazing what kinds of markets Microsoft is interesting in these days:)

  132. Re:Extended LifeBattery by rbgaynor · · Score: 1

    This article seems to indicate that my comment above really may have been a lot more "Insightful" than "Offtopic."

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  133. I give it a month by just_forget_it · · Score: 1

    before someone installs Linux on it.