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  1. Re:dubious? on How Spam Was Done 70 Years Ago · · Score: 1

    What puritan modded that insightful comment as "funny?" I'll show you funny. Oh, sorry, I forgot. You want this.

    -mcgrew

    In Soviet slashdot, joke laughs at YOU
    THAT SNOT FUNNY DAMMIT!

  2. Re:And before that on How Spam Was Done 70 Years Ago · · Score: 4, Funny

    (you can still see the fading "Post no bills" paint on many old city walls).

    I need to put that on my mailbox.

  3. Re:Bender Radio on How Spam Was Done 70 Years Ago · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Blackjack? Forget the blackjack!

    -mcgrew

    S'PAM! She's hot ain't she? Oh wait that one wasn't about Pam, sorry. Hey, I shot pool with Linda last night, we have a date tomorrow night. She might not be a hooker any more, I didn't ask her. Journal coming. SPAM SPAM WONDERFUL SPAM

    "I'll have spam, eggs, sausage and spam please"

  4. That's not spam on How Spam Was Done 70 Years Ago · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Unlike spam, It's not written. Unlike spam, it cost them money to do. Unlike spam, it was illegal.

    Junk snail mail is more spam-like than what the article is about.

    -mcgrew

  5. Re:Islamofascists are the new Communists on Students Downloading Jihadist Material Acquitted · · Score: 1

    Almost. It's violence targeting civilians for political gain. BTW, did you see "The Patriot?" I wonder if any of the atrocities in that fine work of fiction happened? I can pretty much imagine they all did at various times, more than once during that war.

  6. Re:Well, they are just students, after all. on Students Downloading Jihadist Material Acquitted · · Score: 1

    Really? How many real terrorists have you seen?

    Lets see, Walmart, McDonald's, R J Reynolds, the DEA, Other US police agencies, the Justice Department (the linked AP article doesn't say shit about anybody being prosecuted for waterboarding)... how many more do you need?

    -mcgrew

  7. Re:Well, they are just students, after all. on Students Downloading Jihadist Material Acquitted · · Score: 1

    people in their student years are always trying different things out. It's hard for older people to take them seriously sometimes

    How can you take someone seriously when they're listening to rap and have stupid permanent marks all over themselves? How can you take a man wearing earrings seriously?

    You know why it's hard to take youth seriously. If you're twenty, how easy is it to tale a five year old seriously? I mean come on, he's got a boogger hanging from his nose and a frog in his pocket.

    Once when I was about seven or eight there were a group of adults trying to figure out how to do something or other, and the solution was obvious. I kept trying to give them the answer and they kept shushing me. After a few hours they came to the same conclucions themselves.

    I try to keep that in mind when I'm talking to some kid with a piercing that looks like he's got a booger hanging from his nose.

    -mcgrew

  8. Re:How novel on Students Downloading Jihadist Material Acquitted · · Score: 1

    Busted for possession of literature? It's good to know that we Americans aren't the only ones losing our rights. Or would "loosing" be a more appropriate word here, given the circumstances?

    -mcgrew

  9. Re:IT'S A TRAP on University Bows to RIAAs Demands for Student Names · · Score: 1

    Ha! You fell for it! Now give me all your mod points or this kitten gets huffed!

    You know I'll do it, too.

    -mcgrew

  10. Re:i dont understand why... on University Bows to RIAAs Demands for Student Names · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why universities dont just 'loose' these records

    Why don't you let your social security number loose?

    -mcgrew

    modded -1, pedant

  11. Re:Hmm.. on University Bows to RIAAs Demands for Student Names · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The University should fight to not release that information unless they are compelled

    I think the one thaing that would compel me would be a judge saying "do it or be cited for contempt". Like the Who song the RIAA label holds copyright to says, the RIAA has "a gun that fires cops".

    That said, the university should fire its legal team and hire a competent one. Its students should find a more reputable university. Columbia WAS reputable, but its reputation is now that of a coward.

    It seems since 9-11 cowardsce in leaders is all the vogue. And it's not just the Muslim terrorists they are terrified of, it's the corporate terrorists as well.

    -mcgrew

  12. Re:Unsigned on DOE Shines $21M on Advanced Lighting Research · · Score: 1

    (Before you flame me for not being politically correct, my heritage is Irish and my hair was blonde as a kid)

    How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    Three: one to hold the bulb and two to drink until the room spins.

    How many blondes does it take?
    Three, one to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder... oh you heard that one already?

    How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just ask a man to do it for them.

    How many psychaitrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the bulb has to want to change.

    How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    Hookers are too large to fit in a light bulb

    How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
    THAT'S NOT FUNNY ASSHOLE!

  13. Re:Fluorescent have mercury == bad on DOE Shines $21M on Advanced Lighting Research · · Score: 1

    Also, an incandescant running on coal-fired electricity spews out far more mercury into the atmosphere than a CFL "twirly bulb" has in it PLUS the mercury from the coal.

  14. Re:Save energy: don't send so much light into spac on DOE Shines $21M on Advanced Lighting Research · · Score: 1

    Oh man, don't tell me that! Dihydrogen Monoxide is my second favorite beverage, and what's worse, there's a lot of Dihydrogen Monoxide in beer too.

    Damn, I guess I need to switch to whiskey. There's not nearly as much in it.

  15. Re:Tell me sales man on Hardware Based OpenID Service Available · · Score: 3, Funny

    Imagine a beowolf cluster of them (shudder)

    In Soviet Russia, biometrics validate YOU

    Sorry, I can' think of a Natalie Portman joke. I guess I fail it.

  16. Re:Physics says no on The Shadow Space Race · · Score: 1

    Thank you for that post, it's refreshing to actually learn something from reading slashdot!

  17. Re:YAY! on Writers Strike Officially Over · · Score: 1

    Have you been talking to Amy and Tami about my screen saver?

  18. Re:YAY! on Writers Strike Officially Over · · Score: 1

    All but the third are only on cable. It doesn't make a lot of sense for me to pay for cable when I watch so little TV.

  19. Re:Yeah on Disney Takes Another Stab at the House of the Future · · Score: 1

    this all this sounds really annoying.

    What do you expect from Microsoft?

  20. Re:What about urinalysis? on Disney Takes Another Stab at the House of the Future · · Score: 1

    I expect that the urinalysis will be government mandated.

  21. Re:Bathroom jokes on Disney Takes Another Stab at the House of the Future · · Score: 1

    Great white telephone?

    You mean "praying to Ralph Blog at the porcelain altar" don't you?

  22. Re:I would like to see...TWO BRICKS BEING SMASHED on Disney Takes Another Stab at the House of the Future · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft has a hand in it, so considering how they write their software I doubt you can remove or replace anything in thhe house without the walls turning blue, black, or crashing down.

    If you remove the laser razor is it "House Of The Future Lite"? I'll bet you can only use Microsoft Light Bulbs and Microsoft Lamps because the bulb screws, light sockets, and wall plugs are all nonstandard and proprietary.

  23. Re:Better than Hubble? on The Shadow Space Race · · Score: 1

    Jees, I can't remember the last date I was on it's been so long.

  24. Re:YAY! on Writers Strike Officially Over · · Score: 1

    It's been a long while since there's been one show on a night that I consider watching, let alone in the nerd genre.

    Actually that was my point. I still haven't seen Terminator, they said is was on Sunday nights and I missed the premiere, then it just wasn't on. Now I see it's on Mondays, they'll probably change it again.

    Nobody can find the damned thing because they keep moving it, then they cancel it because nobody's watching and say "see? nobody likes this stuff!"

  25. Re:YAY! on Writers Strike Officially Over · · Score: 1

    Actually the one show I try to watch regularly is "My Name Is Earl." Its characters bear an uncanny resemblance to a lot of people I know here in Springfield*, only Earl is a lot funnier than Springfield.

    -mcgrew

    *linked journal has whores, somebody else's wife, an alien, a needle junkie, and a woman who just got out of prison last Friday.