User: Lister

And his script reads:

On: Microsoft Rep To Keynote Unix Conference

Developers, developers, developers, developers.....

Re:600 years?

On: Earth's Little Brother Found

At a hundred metres across it'll be pretty difficult to land on but at least it won't take long to explore. Maybe they could do day it in a day trip.

Here's an idea

On: Microsoft's 'Freedom to Innovate' Brochure

You should have collected as many leaflets as you could (or stolen a box of them) and stuck 'em in a mailbox. After all, the "postage will be paid by addressee"