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Earth's Little Brother Found

loconet writes "The BBC is reporting that astronomers have discovered the first object ever that is in a companion orbit to the Earth. Asteroid 2002 AA29 is only about 100 metres wide and never comes closer than 3.6 million miles to our planet."

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  1. meters, miles... by targo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can't make up your mind of which system to use, huh? :)

    1. Re:meters, miles... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      NASA had the same problem... it only cost them $125 million.

    2. Re:meters, miles... by bongholio · · Score: 5, Funny

      You think that's bad? As a student pilot, I've learned that the aviation industry has the biggest problem with unit consistency. Or maybe it's the weather industry... check out a _standard_ weather report...

      KGTU 220115Z AUTO 15005KT 10SM OVC005 17/16 A3000 RMK AO1

      here's what it all means:
      kgtu = georgetown, tx airport
      22nd of Oct, 0115Z, automated report
      winds 150deg @ 5 KNOTS
      visibility 10 STATUTE MILES
      clouds overcast at 500 FEET
      temperture 17deg CELCIUS, dewpoint 16deg CELCIUS
      pressure 30.00 INCHES OF HG
      remarks: A01=cannot distinguish liquid from frozen precip...

      Anyways, as you just saw, the weather is reported using KNOTS, STATUTE MILES, FEET, CELCIUS, IN of HG. Damn! 3 painfully different systems of measurement.. and it seems the more i learn, the more stuff like this I see... I really wish us stubborn americans would just switch to SI...

    3. Re:meters, miles... by loconet · · Score: 2

      Just taking in mind the broad slashdot audience ;)

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    4. Re:meters, miles... by Myco · · Score: 5, Funny
      Shouldn't be too confusing. Meters are much shorter than miles.

      What? What?

    5. Re:meters, miles... by buck_wild · · Score: 1, Funny

      What is it with you people and your Earth centric posts? Why can't you use OUR versions of measurement instead of YOURS?

      Hello, we Martians are beings too! *snif!*

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    6. Re:meters, miles... by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Can't make up your mind of which system to use, huh? :)

      A compromise has been made. When it is on the left side of Earth, use English units, and when it is on the right side, use metric units.

    7. Re:meters, miles... by bobdotorg · · Score: 4, Funny

      I really wish us stubborn americans would just switch to SI...


      So what are the S.I. units for a good ol' /.'ing?

      Hits?

      Sysadmin pagings?

      Attempted GB's of transfer?

      I'm just imagining what the local newscast tease would sound like, "Scientists at Caltech are reporting a slashdotting of 7.4 on the POSA* scale, centered under poorslashdottedbastard.com. Film at 11."

      POSA - Pissed Off SysAdmin

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    8. Re:meters, miles... by Samrobb · · Score: 2, Interesting
      3 painfully different systems of measurement.

      No... Four. A nautical mile is 6000 feet; a knot is one nautical mile/hour. A statute mile is ~ 5200 feet. Oh, wait - the wind direction is specified using a 360 degree circle, when it could also be expressed in radians, so really, that's five distinct measuring systems.

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    9. Re:meters, miles... by jerde · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course, if one stands in the northern hemisphere, looking at the sun, the definition of "left" and "right" is one way.

      Move to the southern hemisphere. You're now the other-side-up, and left and right are reversed.

      This is now wandering off-topic even further, but: Have you every tried to define "left"? Pretend you're on the phone with aliens, who want to know what we define as "left".

      Up, down are easy -- gravity based definitions are fine. But then try to describe clockwise, or right.

      I come close when I have the alien move an electron in the "up" direction, and then try to define clockwise in terms of the direction of the magnetic field lines created.

      But then you need a way to define the polarity of the magnetic field -- and I can't think of a naturally occuring magnetic dipole to compare it to.

      Nasty brain twister, if you let yourself be kept up at night thinking about such things. :)

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    10. Re:meters, miles... by JimPooley · · Score: 2

      In Britain we use millibars for the pressure setting in our altimeters. Europe uses hectopascals. Fortunately 1 millibar = 1 hectopascal, so why change?
      We do have the same knots/miles/feet thing though.
      One plane crash was due to the crew having loaded so many pounds of fuel when they should have loaded so many kilograms instead...!

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    11. Re:meters, miles... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll have to use the broken symmetry of the weak neutral kaon interaction. Hope the aliens are as advanced as us.

    12. Re:meters, miles... by mpe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You think that's bad? As a student pilot, I've learned that the aviation industry has the biggest problem with unit consistency.

      There is a series of Discovery channel involving building a light aircraft, one of the first points the presenter made was that the construction involved using strange mixtures of units.
      You also have fuel load on commercial aircraft being measured as a weight, thousands of pounds; whilst dispensed as a volume; either litres, US gallons or imperial gallons depending where the plane fills up. Messing up the cacluations leading to a flight crew having to test the gliding abilities of an airliner over Canada.

      I really wish us stubborn americans would just switch to SI...

      The US signed the "Treaty of the metre" a long time ago, the US Congress explicitally has the power to set weights and measures so it's really a political problem.

    13. Re:meters, miles... by onco_p53 · · Score: 1

      The earth is a natural dipole!!

      North Pole

      South Pole

    14. Re:meters, miles... by EmagGeek · · Score: 5, Funny
      Americans will NEVER switch to SI (much to my dismay).. Here's why:

      • Football players' union would demand a proportional increase in salary for the extra distance
      • Football stadiums are too short to extend to a 100m playing field and still have enough setback behind the end zones to comply with OSHA safety regulations
      • A quarter pounder sounds bigger than an eighth-kilogrammer, and 100g sounds tiny
      • Americans couldn't comprehend reciprocating fuel mileage (Liters/100km rather than mi/gal)
      • Tons of government software would have to be thrown out and/or rewritten for the switch (wait a minute.... they still use FORTRAN77 for stuff)
      • Having unified units throughout the world might be a threat to our national security (who the hell anywhere else knows what an URG is?)
      • Sears couldn't sell a 500 piece socket set, half of which is completely useless
      • What woman would ever admit to wearing a size 32 shoe or having a size 65 waistline? (Although they'd probably love having a size 86 chest or being 168 tall)
      • The Daytona 500 would become the Daytona 804.672, and that number is too big for NASCAR fans to comprehend (it was only recently that they could start having 600 mile races)
      • A Wendy's Triple w/ Everything has 810 caliories, which is bad enough. However it has 3,391,308 joules - try selling the biggie-size on that one!
      • Who wants to pay for gas by the liter? (or shall I say "litre")
      • Americans don't want to have to start mis-spelling (interject) everything, like "colour" and "litre" and "behaviour" etc
      • The mile markers on I-85 in Alabama couldn't be so cool anymore - now they go 1,1,2,3,2,4,3,5,6,4,7,8,5,9, etc....

      and so on, so as you can see, conversion to SI in America wouldn't be worth the trouble...

    15. Re:meters, miles... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A calorie is 4 joules, not 4,000.

    16. Re:meters, miles... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Food here is rated in kilocalories. 100 calories = 1 Calorie = 1000 kilocaloris

    17. Re:meters, miles... by clarkcox3 · · Score: 1

      Actually, a Calorie (as used when describing the energy content of food) is actually 1000 calories (the SI unit). So, capitalization aside, you're both correct.

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    18. Re:meters, miles... by vslashg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sears couldn't sell a 500 piece socket set, half of which is completely useless

      Why would that change?

    19. Re:meters, miles... by gorilla · · Score: 3, Interesting
      One plane crash was due to the crew having loaded so many pounds of fuel when they should have loaded so many kilograms instead...!

      This was the Gimli Glider, which didn't crash, but did run out of fuel and had to make a dead stick landing on the abandoned RCAFB Gimli. No-one was seriously hurt. The aircraft, registration C-GAUN, serial number 22520, is still in service after $1M worth of repairs. Here are some photos from earlier this year.

    20. Re:meters, miles... by cje · · Score: 3, Funny

      I really wish us stubborn americans would just switch to SI...

      The Carter Administration tried this back in the 1970s. The plan was to gradually ease the U.S. into the metric system; the first step was to put up metric speed limit signs. Patriotic Americans responded warmly by shooting them down. So you could say that the metric system has not caught on very well here, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet. (Paraphrasing Dave Barry.)

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    21. Re:meters, miles... by zbuffered · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Scientists at Caltech are reporting a slashdotting of 7.4 on the POSA* scale, centered under poorslashdottedbastard.com. Film at 11."

      "Scientists estimate the site recieved upwards of 4,000 hits in two minutes, or 3,451 hits metric."

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    22. Re:meters, miles... by jc42 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Back in the mid 80's, NPR had a couple of fun articles about the non-celebration of the hundredth anniversary of the US going metric.

      This needed a bit of explaining, of course. It turns out that the US, like most countries, actually has no legally-required system of measurements. There are laws (or more often, regulations) that specific items must be measured with specific units. But there is no overall requirement that all measurements be in the same "system".

      However, the US government has always had an official standards body. It has had various names and acronyms, such as NBS (National Bureau of Standards) or NIST (National Institute of Standards and Technology). It basically manages the regulations that say "If you use unit U, you must use the official definition of U, which is ...."

      So how did the US "go metric" in the 1880's? Well, what the national standards bureau did then was to revise the official definition of all terms of measurement. They've done this many times. At that time, they decided that the best system in use by scientists and engineers was the "metric" system centered in Paris. There were already copies of the metric units in the US, and they were used for calibration. What was done was to make this official, and publish definitions of all the common units as multiples of the metric units.

      These definitions have mostly continued. Thus, the legal definition of an inch is 0.0254 meters. This is not an approximation. It is exact, because it's the official definition of "inch".

      It occurred to me while listening to the NPR articles that what the US has is what we in the computer field would call an "extended metric system". We have all the metric terms, but we also have a whole lot more. This obviously makes the American system more versatile, right?

      So it's really an example of "embrace and extend."

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    23. Re:meters, miles... by jerde · · Score: 1

      The earth is a natural dipole!!

      Right... and currently the Earth's magnetic north pole is near our geographic south pole.

      Doesn't stay there for long, in geologic time frames, however. Our magnetic pole changes fairly regularly, according to geologists who care about such things. :)

      No, I need to find a naturally occuring dipole that an Alien would be likely to find in another galaxy. One whose polarity I could describe unambiguously.

      Tricky...

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    24. Re:meters, miles... by tetranz · · Score: 1

      When flying on Air New Zealand (747's) I've heard the captain announce the altitude in meters. I've wonder if his instruments really tell him that or is it a rough calculation in his head?

    25. Re:meters, miles... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no way the US will adopt the measurement system used thoughtout the axis of evil.

    26. Re:meters, miles... by JWhitlock · · Score: 2
      I was recently in Engalnd, feeling like a teenager again, not sure which side to drive on, which way to look at an intersection, etc. But, when I filled up at the gas station, it was like they were catering to Americans (or maybe to Brits, who might still be familiar with gallons). Next to every pump, they had a handy "liters to gallons" conversion chart, so you could tell how many gallons you were filling, AND how much the gas was per gallon. I felt better pumping gas in England than I did in New Jersey (where all the pumps are full service, and you might be SOL if you work late shift and need gas at 3 in the morning).

      In the U.S. we would integrate the conversions in the gas pumps, with dual sets of displays, or a button to toggle displays. Of course, we wouldn't be able to switch until most of the population had taken a thermodynamics course (or at least a chemistry/physics lab), and learned first-hand how much easier the metric system can be. And THAT won't happen until we get most Americans through a biology class without a big contreversy over evolution...

    27. Re:meters, miles... by tetranz · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm curious. How much has the UK really changed? Are road distances Km or miles? And road speeds?

      Twenty something years after New Zealand changed to metric I find it interesting and a little disappointing sometimes to observe the results.

      Degrees F quickly disappeared because (I assume) of TV weather forecasts. MPH has gone because of car speedos but I think you would get blank looks if you asked a mechanic or tyre installer about pressure in Kpa.

      Pounds and ounces seem to be long forgotten except for babies' weights.

      Commercial floor space still seems to be advertised in sq ft, land area often in acres although I'm sure the official documentation is metric.

      Off the cuff comments on TV by police etc at the scene of some event will often make it clear that feet and yards are still more comfortable than meters.

      New born babies' weights are more often than not quoted in the newspapers in pounds.

      Some adults still quote weight in stones (14 pounds?) although I doubt that you can even buy scales with stones now.

    28. Re:meters, miles... by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Football players' union would demand a proportional increase in salary for the extra distance
      Football stadiums are too short to extend to a 100m playing field and still have enough setback behind the end zones to comply with OSHA safety regulations

      So make the field 90 meters long.

      A quarter pounder sounds bigger than an eighth-kilogrammer, and 100g sounds tiny

      Anyone up on their Tarantino knows the answer to this one - call it a "Royale with cheese".

      Americans couldn't comprehend reciprocating fuel mileage (Liters/100km rather than mi/gal)

      "Liters/100km" is not an SI unit per se. There's no reason we couldn't specify gas mileage in km/l if we wanted.

      Having unified units throughout the world might be a threat to our national security (who the hell anywhere else knows what an URG is?

      Um, I live in the US and I've never heard of an "URG". Do you mean erg, by chance?

      A Wendy's Triple w/ Everything has 810 caliories [sic], which is bad enough. However it has 3,391,308 joules - try selling the biggie-size on that one!

      I believe they use Calories in Europe (not calories, but Calories), just like we do.

      Who wants to pay for gas by the liter? (or shall I say "litre")

      Why not? It would only be about 40 cents!

      Americans don't want to have to start mis-spelling (interject) everything, like "colour" and "litre" and "behaviour" etc

      We're talking about converting to SI, not becoming Europeans!

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    29. Re:meters, miles... by operagost · · Score: 1
      And THAT won't happen until we get most Americans through a biology class without a big contreversy over evolution...
      Yet another athiest sneaks in his troll on evolutionary theory.
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    30. Re:meters, miles... by Yunzil · · Score: 2

      Pedant alert!

      A nautical mile is 6000 feet

      6076.1 and change.

      A statute mile is ~ 5200 feet

      5280.

    31. Re:meters, miles... by squiggleslash · · Score: 3, Informative
      But, when I filled up at the gas station, it was like they were catering to Americans (or maybe to Brits, who might still be familiar with gallons). Next to every pump, they had a handy "liters to gallons" conversion chart, so you could tell how many gallons you were filling, AND how much the gas was per gallon.
      Ironically it wouldn't have helped. British gallons are about 20% larger than American gallons. I kid ye not, this was one of the first things I learned on moving to the US.

      Britain switched over to litres in the last decade, so most drivers were brought up to think in terms of gallons. I bet quite a few are doing the conversion in their head every time they see the prices at each petrol station...

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    32. Re:meters, miles... by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 1

      >Are road distances Km or miles? And road speeds?

      Miles/mph.

      >Degrees F quickly disappeared because (I assume) of TV weather forecasts

      We get both, but primarily C's now.

      >Pounds and ounces seem to be long forgotten except for babies' weights.

      And weed! Will be interesting to see what will happen regarding that when cannabis is legalized here - currently you can get arrested for selling fruit in pounds and ounces, but could get a caution for selling half an ounce of cannabis! :)

      >Some adults still quote weight in stones (14 pounds?) although I doubt that you can even buy scales with stones now.

      I still only know my weight/height in old money!

    33. Re:meters, miles... by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 0, Redundant


      And a few dead astronaughts
      <\BAD TASTE>

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    34. Re:meters, miles... by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 1

      You never know - we could meet aliens with 12 fingers, and 16 toes. Then at least someone I know would understand imperial(note- I only do pubs in imperial).

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    35. Re:meters, miles... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Daytona 500 would become the Daytona 804.672, and that number is too big for NASCAR fans to comprehend (it was only recently that they could start having 600 mile races)

      It's 500 and 600 laps, that wouldn't change.

    36. Re:meters, miles... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For historical reasons, football fields can still be measured in yards, and car races in miles. Just like arks are measured in cubits.

    37. Re:meters, miles... by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are 4,184 or so joules in a nutritional calorie, which is 1000 energy calories. Waiting for my 20 seconds to expire.........

    38. Re:meters, miles... by Directrix1 · · Score: 1


      <BAD TASTE>
      And a few dead astronaughts
      <\BAD TASTE>
      </BAD-SYNTAX>

      Not well-formed my friend. Just being an asshole :-P.

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    39. Re:meters, miles... by Directrix1 · · Score: 1

      Football players' union would demand a proportional increase in salary for the extra distance
      While, conversely the coaches would demand a decrease in the players pay because they can't run as many m/s as f/s.

      Football stadiums are too short to extend to a 100m playing field and still have enough setback behind the end zones to comply with OSHA safety regulations
      Eh, this would just push the spectators back a few rows, and give the crew, cameramen, and coaches nice stadium seating.

      A quarter pounder sounds bigger than an eighth-kilogrammer, and 100g sounds tiny
      But it doesn't sound bigger than a 1.23 Newton (talking weight here) burger.

      Americans couldn't comprehend reciprocating fuel mileage (Liters/100km rather than mi/gal)
      Yeah, we Americans enjoy our priveleged ignorant life-styles. Just give me my 100m football field, bitch.

      Tons of government software would have to be thrown out and/or rewritten for the switch (wait a minute.... they still use FORTRAN77 for stuff)
      On the lighter side, the government could take a large chunk of their social security, and invest it into IT jobs to convert their crappy programs, and to simultaneously stop this IT work shortage.

      Having unified units throughout the world might be a threat to our national security (who the hell anywhere else knows what an URG is?)
      Anybody in the field of acronymics.

      Sears couldn't sell a 500 piece socket set, half of which is completely useless
      What are you talking about? Sears could could sell a mule to a horse-breeder.

      What woman would ever admit to wearing a size 32 shoe or having a size 65 waistline? (Although they'd probably love having a size 86 chest or being 168 tall)
      The good part about metric is the idea of the interchangeable prefix. We could still have our non-standard sizes. Use meters thats a size .32 for the shoe. petite.

      The Daytona 500 would become the Daytona 804.672, and that number is too big for NASCAR fans to comprehend (it was only recently that they could start having 600 mile races)
      Anybody that thinks watching a car go around an oval a couple million times is truly enjoyable, will likely enjoy the funny extra digits.

      A Wendy's Triple w/ Everything has 810 caliories, which is bad enough. However it has 3,391,308 joules - try selling the biggie-size on that one!
      Actually, it has 810,000 calories. Sounds pretty bad already.

      Who wants to pay for gas by the liter? (or shall I say "litre")
      The same people that pay for it by the gallon.

      Americans don't want to have to start mis-spelling (interject) everything, like "colour" and "litre" and "behaviour" etc
      Good thing Americans don't have to move to England or Canada.

      The mile markers on I-85 in Alabama couldn't be so cool anymore - now they go 1,1,2,3,2,4,3,5,6,4,7,8,5,9, etc....
      Man am I glad I don't live in Alabama.

      Anyways the just of it all is this: metric will make life perfect and we will all go around singing and holding hands after it is forced on us. The End.

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    40. Re:meters, miles... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      LOL. Hahahah I guess those hick gun freaks are good for something, and what that something is is keeping icky Eurotrash concepts.....in Europe!

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    41. Re:meters, miles... by GoatEnigma · · Score: 1

      So are metres!

    42. Re:meters, miles... by darkonc · · Score: 2
      This was the Gimli Glider , which didn't crash, but did run out of fuel and had to make a dead stick landing on the abandoned RCAFB Gimli.

      It was decomissioned, not abandoned. In this case, Gimli had 32L and 32R. 32R was still being used as a civilian runway, but 32L (where the Gimli Glider landed) had been converted to -- and was being used as a racing facility.
      ("being used", here referring to the fact that it was "Family race day" for the local racing club... the runway was stock full of people... Talk about a photo op!).

      The reason why the plane landed on top of an actively used drag strip was that by the time they got close enough to realize what was going on there, they didn't have the spare airspeed/ altitude/ attention span to divert a few hundred feet to the right. On the bright side, though... having landed in the middle of an amateur race fest, there were literally hundreds of hand-held fire extinguishers available to help fight the (relatively small) fire that broke out as the plane skidded to a halt (hydraulic fluid?).

      Read the link . It's an entirely worth your time. (at least, it was for me!)

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    43. Re:meters, miles... by darkonc · · Score: 2
      Um, I live in the US and I've never heard of an "URG". Do you mean erg, by chance?

      No. URG. An URG is the sound you get from a pilot when fuel requirements are calculated in kilogram but loaded in pounds resulting in a flame-out halfway through the flight. (actually, the quote was "oh, F___", but I'm going to take some artistic license here)

      It's a measurement of surprise*fear.

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    44. Re:meters, miles... by darkonc · · Score: 2
      Degrees F quickly disappeared because (I assume) of TV weather forecasts.

      I think it's because C makes more sense for most people. 0C is where ice forms, and 100C is where water boils.
      0F is where salt becomes about as useful as as sand, but that doesn't really matter to most people. 100F as is 212F (but in a different way).

      MPH has gone because of car speedos but I think you would get blank looks if you asked a mechanic or tyre installer about pressure in Kpa.
      Almost the same thing here in Canada. Air pumps are almost randomly in KPA and/or PSI with conversion tables nearby. I still think in PSI.

      Having gone through school during the 'big conversion', I can pretty much think in either metric or English. Younger Canadians are mostly locked down to metric, these days.

      Acres for land makes sense. 99% of all the land doled out in the former colonies was done under the Imperial system. If you've got an acre of land, it's pretty silly to describe it as 2.47 hectares.

      For most human purposes, metres and yards are pretty much the same. but an 8 foot 2x4 still needs to be replaced with an 8 foot 2x4 -- no matter how you measure it. New houses, on the other hand, are all built in metric (makes it fun for the lumber stores).

      When going through a conversion, you pretty much learn some quick conversion estimates:
      1foot =~ 30cm;
      1Metre=~~ 1yard;
      and miles->KM @ 1->1.6 is reasonably estimated at 2->3.
      Degrees C =~ 2DegreesF for small increments, but the 5/9 ratio is exact (or 10/18) so it's not that big a computational expense.

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    45. Re:meters, miles... by Milican · · Score: 1

      I thought the parent was referring to the mars lander that went thud a few years back. Can anyone confirm?

      JOhn

    46. Re:meters, miles... by gorilla · · Score: 2

      Not much difference between 'decommissioned' and 'abandoned'. There was no control tower, there were no emergency vehicles, and while 32R was still used for amateur aviation, the only light stations were for 32L. Bob Pearson (The PIC at the time) says "Never even saw 32R, focusing instead on airspeed, altitude, and his plane's relationship to the threshold of 32L"

    47. Re:meters, miles... by darkonc · · Score: 1
      Not much difference between 'decommissioned' and 'abandoned'.

      For me, 'abandoned' implies a sense of emptiness. In this case, Gimli (and especially 32L) was far from empty, even though it was clearly no longer intended to be used as a runway.

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  2. Brother? by fredopalus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since it's not a planet, wouldn't it be more like a cousin than a brother.

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    1. Re:Brother? by gornar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Since it's not a planet, wouldn't it be more like a cousin than a brother.

      More like a red-headed stepkid, from the size of it.

    2. Re:Brother? by packeteer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or the family dog.

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    3. Re:Brother? by hobbesmaster · · Score: 3, Funny
      Or the family dog
      I thought that was pluto.
    4. Re:Brother? by packeteer · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      i've heard it all a million times and yes i have a good reason and no im not going to cahnge it nor am i going to waste time explaining it

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    5. Re:Brother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you at least fix the umount, though?

    6. Re:Brother? by catwh0re · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you consider Venus the older sister, then we can substain that earth suffers from middle-child syndrome.

    7. Re:Brother? by Wolfrider · · Score: 3, Funny

      Since it's in a "companion" orbit, I wish they would name it K-9...
      .

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  3. Damn! by Kierthos · · Score: 3, Funny

    They found my secret asteroid base! Now I'll have to move it again before I can continue my plans to take over the world!

    Kierthos

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    1. Re:Damn! by einhverfr · · Score: 3, Funny

      They found my secret asteroid base! Now I'll have to move it again before I can continue my plans to take over the world!

      Don't let Mr. Ashcroft hear you say that.

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    2. Re:Damn! by PacoTaco · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why, is it his secret asteroid base?

    3. Re:Damn! by GuyMannDude · · Score: 4, Funny

      They found my secret asteroid base! Now I'll have to move it again before I can continue my plans to take over the world!

      You should know by now that all your secret asteroid base are belong to us!

      GMD
    4. Re:Damn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems that now we are making this joke every time some new asteroid or planet or whatever is found (Here for example). Not that it's unfunny, but I'm ready for new original jokes (yes, on Slashdot of all places.)

    5. Re: Damn! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


      > > Don't let Mr. Ashcroft hear you say that.

      > Why, is it his secret asteroid base?

      No, it's where he hides statues with tits.

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    6. Re:Damn! by Xformer · · Score: 1

      How do you know he hasn't? Thanks to good ol' PATRIOT...

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  4. Second Moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Some have speculated that it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length.

    Uh, wouldn't that screw up the tidal system?
    Interesting idea, though.

    1. Re:Second Moon by jfroebe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No not really. It doesn't have enough mass to make a noticable difference.

      jason

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    2. Re:Second Moon by GuyMannDude · · Score: 4, Funny

      Some have speculated that it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length.

      Uh, wouldn't that screw up the tidal system?

      Yeah, but so what? Our species has a track record of fucking up the environment for the sake of profit. At least now we'd be fucking up the environment for the sake of science.

      Yes, I'm kidding people. Sheesh...

      GMD

    3. Re:Second Moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the earth has 2 moons.

    4. Re:Second Moon by karmavore · · Score: 1

      While studying it, please also take the time to mine it, hollow it out, and add life support.

      Oh, by the way you may be able to generate some extra tourist revenues with a really cool zero G honeymoon resort!

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    5. Re:Second Moon by gurensan · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. It's too small. It's like passing a hand-size natural magnet 50 feet away from iron filings.

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    6. Re:Second Moon by SamTheButcher · · Score: 1
      I was wondering about that too, but the "not enough mass" argument does make some sense.

      I am curious, though, if they say it's effectively a second moon, why are there no stories about it from 550AD? Or are there stories and we just thought of them as novas or other odd phenomenon? Even if it is 100 meters, I would think it would show up.

      Well, I guess with a little simple googling, that is pretty small compared with the moon's diameter (almost 3500 km) and distance (only about 385,000 from earth).

    7. Re:Second Moon by istartedi · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Our species has a track record of fucking up the environment for the sake of profit

      OK, Karma to burn...

      1. Shove asteroid into Earth orbit.
      2. ???
      3. Profit!

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    8. Re:Second Moon by be-fan · · Score: 2

      Heh heh. It would have to be a honeymoon/swinger resort, because apparently it takes 3 people to have sex in space.

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    9. Re:Second Moon by mpe · · Score: 2

      Uh, wouldn't that screw up the tidal system?

      Go wave your hand over the nearest sea. That has more affect in terms of gravity than an object this size in Earth orbit.

    10. Re:Second Moon by mpe · · Score: 2

      I am curious, though, if they say it's effectively a second moon, why are there no stories about it from 550AD? Or are there stories and we just thought of them as novas or other odd phenomenon? Even if it is 100 meters, I would think it would show up.

      What matters is its optical magnitude. You cannot see a manmade structure of similar size on the surface of the Earth from orbit. Even a skyscraper which reflects considerably more light than an asteroid.

    11. Re:Second Moon by Xaoswolf · · Score: 2
      Two to lay in the bed and one to get under neath the bed and shake it rapidly?

      Oh wait, that's how the dumb Pollocks do it.

      Please note, if you are a dumb Pollock, then I'm sorry, nobody should have to be a dumb Pollock...

    12. Re:Second Moon by SamTheButcher · · Score: 1
      You don't need me to say it, but you're right, of course. I wasn't thinking about it in reverse like that.

      Maybe if the asteroid was shaped like, say, the Oregon Trail. Or the Great Wall. Or the Luxor. You can see all those from orbit.

    13. Re:Second Moon by mpe · · Score: 2

      Maybe if the asteroid was shaped like, say, the Oregon Trail. Or the Great Wall. Or the Luxor. You can see all those from orbit.

      Only if it were of similar size. This is something like 100 metres, which isn't very big at all. Even at closest approach this object is something like 7 times the moon's orbit away. You'd have trouble making out the great wall from that distance...

    14. Re:Second Moon by SamTheButcher · · Score: 1

      I know...I should've added a smiley or something to that last comment to show I was joking. 100 metres is close to the length of an american football field (not the stadium, just the playing field), and you'd have a lot of trouble picking something of that length out from a jet plane at 35000 feet, much less a low orbit, or from the moon itself....

  5. SO WHAT??? by corebreech · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wake me up when Earth's little sister is found, and you've got some decent JPEG's.

    1. Re:SO WHAT??? by mojowantshappy · · Score: 0

      ok.. just curious... how is this insightful? i think funny would be a better adjective.. though i could be wrong, which means i just means i have a dirty mind.

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    2. Re:SO WHAT??? by Myco · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      My applause to whoever modded this "Insightful." Hee hee.

    3. Re:SO WHAT??? by m4ximusprim3 · · Score: 1

      only if she gives new meaning to "heavenly bodies"

      seriously though, does anyone trust the gov with the "nudging" of an asteroid?
      this is the same government that "nudged" dictatorship into the twenty first century with the "school of the americas"

    4. Re:SO WHAT??? by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      Just be careful you don't get any diseases. "Despite detailed searches no one has yet found any Trojan objects near the Earth."

    5. Re:SO WHAT??? by fr2asbury · · Score: 1

      NO kidding!

      Uh, Houston? We have a problem. Nudge rocket 6 fired 8 seconds too long igniting the giant solarsail driven inflated baloon thing we were going to push this rock with once we painted half of it black.
      I think it's time to evacuate Houston.
      No I wasn't addressing you, It's TIME to Evacuate Houston!!!!!

      Cheers,
      Jonathan

  6. Only a 'roid? by Cyno01 · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Jeez, havn't they found Counter-Earth yet?

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    1. Re:Only a 'roid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the Counter-Earth configuration would be quite unstable, which is why there isn't one.

    2. Re:Only a 'roid? by Corvaith · · Score: 2

      Please, say you pulled that out of something /besides/ those tacky S&M novels thinly disguised as fantasy/science fiction.

      Of course, maybe /this/ asteroid has the world where the men are all required to do the bidding of the women... with far fewer stupid sci-fi trappings. Then, the news might actually interest me.

    3. Re:Only a 'roid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      men are all required to do the bidding of the women

      Biiiiiiiiiiiiitchhhhh.....

    4. Re:Only a 'roid? by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

      i was actually referencingthe marvel comics counter earth, the high evolutionary and the knights of wundagore and whatnot, i don't remember much of it, i'm not that into comic books

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  7. Not quite a planet, eh? by pla · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Well, I suppose this seems "interesting" at first glance, but I doubt it really counts as such. An asteroid, in a similar orbit to Earths. Whoop-de-do.

    Of course, the part I don't get, *why* can't it hit the Earth? In roughly the same orbit around the sun, a much smaller mass has to travel MUCH slower than the Earth to maintain that orbit. So okay, I suppose *we* should hit *it*, rather than the other way around, but still...

    1. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by jamie · · Score: 5, Interesting
      "In roughly the same orbit around the sun, a much smaller mass has to travel MUCH slower than the Earth to maintain that orbit."

      No, any object in the same orbital path travels the same velocity.

      Think about it this way. If I have a heavy object and a light object orbiting at Earth's distance from the sun, by your hypothesis one will travel faster than the other. So if I duct-tape them together they should travel at a speed somewhere in-between the fast one and the slow one. But the taped-together object masses the sum of both smaller objects so it should travel faster. It can't travel both faster than and slower than its larger half, so the hypothesis can't be right.

    2. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by kilonad · · Score: 1

      Actually, it would be travelling at pretty much the same speed. In comparison to the sun's mass, both the Earth and this asteroid are tiny, so they'll orbit at roughly the same speed.

    3. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In roughly the same orbit around the sun, a much smaller mass has to travel MUCH slower than the Earth to maintain that orbit."

      No, the orbital speed of the object around the sun won't depend on its mass until it gets so big that its mass is substantial compared to the Sun. It's just like any falling object... see Galileo.

      What does affect it, though, is the Earth's gravity, which is what's responsible for that weird horseshoe orbit.

    4. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by ocie · · Score: 5, Informative

      Interesting physics, but Kepler's third law says:

      The squares of the periods of the planets are proportional to the cubes of their semimajor axes
      (http://home.cvc.org/science/kepler.htm).

      So the mass of a planet has nothing to do with its orbital period (well, assuming it is small enough that it doesn't make the sun orbit it). So anything placed at Earth's distance from the sun and moving at the same speed would orbit the sun in the same path the Earth does regaurdless of its mass.

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    5. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by targo · · Score: 5, Informative

      roughly the same orbit around the sun, a much smaller mass has to travel MUCH slower than the Earth to maintain that orbit.

      Wtf? Orbital velocity is a constant that depends only on the mass of the parent body, as long as the orbiting body is significantly lighter.
      After all, geosynchronous satellites are all at approximately same height, although they have the same speed (to maintain synch), but different mass.

      The formula for calculating orbits is:
      T=2*pi*(a+h)/v
      where T = period, a = radius of the parent body, h = orbit height, and v = satellite velocity, which can be calculated from:
      v = sqrt(g/(a+h)),
      where g is gravitational acceleration of the parent body.
      You don't see the mass of the satellite anywhere here.

    6. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by pla · · Score: 1

      Doh!

      Okay, call me a moron.

      I confused centripetal force and orbital velocity.

      Guess I earn an "F" in physics for today.

      :-(

    7. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by phliar · · Score: 2
      Thus spake pla:
      In roughly the same orbit around the sun, a much smaller mass has to travel MUCH slower than the Earth to maintain that orbit.
      Ye gods! This is false.

      Hint: why does a low earth orbit -- like the Space Shuttle's -- always take the same time? Orbital period depends only on the mass of the earth and the radius of the orbit, not of the satellite.

      So why won't 2002 AA29 ever hit the earth? Do a google search on the Jovian Trojans. Or look up Lagrange Points. Or just consider the complexity of a three body system.

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    8. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by Kirsten · · Score: 1

      , a much smaller mass has to travel MUCH slower than the Earth to maintain that orbit.

      I may not have passed my classical mechanics class quite yet, but last I heard orbital speed and orbital mechanics in general are independent of mass of the orbiting body. Something like, if the gravitational force is GMm/r^2=ma, the little "m"s cancel out. And for a circular orbit doesn't a=v^2/R? (not that this orbit is quite circular) yeah.

      but then I haven't gotten my midterm grade yet, so don't take my word for it.

    9. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Think of orbits as though the object were constantly falling. The difference is, the direction in which they are falling is constantly changing.. at a rate that allows it to never lose or gain distance. Anyway, if you think of it as constant falling, you can see how Galileo's experiment with the wooden and metal bowling ball prooves that the planets would orbit at the same speed.

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    10. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by GreenPhreak · · Score: 5, Informative

      The reason this discovery is useful and more than 'whoop-de-doo' is because of what was mentioned in the end of the article: it is an extra-terrestrial body that is very close to the Earth. It would not be outside our reach to visit this object with current technology and learn more about the composition of asteroids and other minor planets in the solar system.

      It is also intriguing since no 'trojans' have been discovered for the Earth and this could signal that we do in fact have some. Trojans are asteroids that occupy the 4th and 5th Lagrangian points about a larger body (Jupiter has the most, due to its large mass). Because of the physics involved in a 2 body system where any additional bodies have negligible mass compared to the original 2, there are a few 'stable' points where the gravitational forces cancel out...these are known as Lagrangian points. L4 and L5 are co-orbital to the less-massive object (Jupiter, Earth, whatever).

      Although this object is not a trojan, since it has a horseshoe orbit and temporarily gets caught up in Earth's orbit, it suggests that there are bodies out there that could be trojans. Perhaps as our detection abilities progress, we will discover some Earth-trojans.

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    11. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by pVoid · · Score: 1

      Indeed. And given that this rock is moving ever so slightly faster than the earth, it must be in an ever so slightly tighter orbit around the sun. ...apparently enough to dodge the earth.

    12. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by DirtyJ · · Score: 1, Informative
      From the description in the article and my knowledge of celestial mechanics, it sounds like this object is effectively bouncing back and forth between Earth's Lagrange points L4 and L5. These are points where the combination of gravitational pull from the Sun and the Earth would have the effect of allowing the object to maintain a stable orbit around the sun in what would otherwise be an unstable position.

      Basically, at a given orbital energy, or velocity, and object can orbit at a certain distance from the central mass (the Sun in this case). If it speeds up, it has to move to a smaller orbital radius. If it slows down, it moves to a larger orbital radius. In this case, it sounds like the following may be happening:

      (1) The asteroid is moving faster than the Earth, and so travels in a slightly lower orbit. When it gets to one Lagrange point, it will slightly overrun it, and the Earth's pull will send it to a higher orbit, stealing some of its kinetic energy. It then slows down and the Earth speeds away from it.

      (2) The now slower-moving, higher-orbiting asteroid moves backward with respect to the Earth, until the Earth catches up to it until it overruns the other Lagrange point. When that happens, the Earth pulls it into a lower, more energetic orbit, and it proceeds to speed away from the Earth.

      (3) go back to #1 and repeat.

      During the brief time that the Earth's influence on the asteroid is greater than that of the Sun, the asteroid technically becomes a satellite of the Earth.

      I could be wrong about all this, but at first read, this was how I interpreted things...

    13. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by incripshin · · Score: 1
      Have you never taken physics? Here's a little story to explain it to you: When the USSR sent up Sputnik, the American government was of course nervous. After all, it was during the cold war. Well, it was feared that it was carrying a nuke on board. It was, however, impossible to determine the mass of a satellite based solely on the length of time of an orbit, the distance it is from the earth, and the mass of the earth. To prove it, I have the following equations (from Physics For Beginners): Here & here. (look at them if you will continue reading)

      Both equations give you the force required to hold the satellite in orbit. The first goes about it by using the velocity of the object, the distance between the objects, and the mass of it. The second looks at the distance from the earth and the mass of the two objects. If you set the two equal to each other and attempt to solve for m (or m1 in the second), well, you can't. Any value for m (or m1) will work, no matter what the other values are.

      In conclusion, no matter what the mass of the object is, it has no bearing on the speed of the satellite. The only thing that does is the distance between the objects (the greater it is, the slower it'll go). Ask anybody in the know, they'll tell you the same.

      Mark

    14. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by Myco · · Score: 1

      Not that I disagree with your conclusions, but I think your argument is wrong. Obviously, if the two things are duct-taped together, they're going to potentially exert forces on each other -- the faster orbiting one will pull the other one along and so on. Maybe a better analogy would be a bag of marbles -- take away the bag and the marbles don't orbit any faster or slower.

    15. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by geoswan · · Score: 4, Informative
      Of course, the part I don't get, *why* can't it hit the Earth? In roughly the same orbit around the sun, a much smaller mass has to travel MUCH slower than the Earth to maintain that orbit...

      I don't have the equation for the gravitational attraction between two bodies. But I know it is a function of the SUM of the masses of the two objects. So, how much do you think the sum of the masses of the sun and the Earth differs from the sum of the masses of the sun and 2002 AA29?

      There are lots of explanations of horseshoe orbits on the web. Basically, if two objects share the same, or very similar, orbits, they are attracted to one another. That gravitational attraction drains kinetic energy from the leading object, and slightly adds kinetic energy to the trailing object.

      The leading object, having lost energy, moves closer to the primary. Its year gets slightly shorter, and its actual velocity relative to the primary speeds up. Similarly, the trailing object moves farther away, and its year grows slightly longer.

      So the leading objects closer orbit has it revolve around the Primary more quickly, and it will slowly move away from the trailing object. Eventually the leading object is exactly opposite from the trailing object. According to the BBC article, this takes 95 years.

      Once the object that was leading is more than 180 degrees ahead in it orbit from the object that was trailing, their mutual attraction starts to add energy to its orbit, and raise it to a higher orbit. Similarly, the mutual attraction drains energy from the other object.

      What we have just seen is the two objects trade places. The object that was the trailing object is now the trailing object.

      It seems paradoxical that mutual attraction should tear the two object apart. Until you remember that the Sun's influence on the object's trajectories is much more important than their attraction to one another.

      At least that is my understanding of the BBC's article.

      How does this mechanism allow 2002 AA29 to be briefly captured by the Earth? I'd welcome an explanation of this.

    16. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by dpp · · Score: 2
      I don't have the equation for the gravitational attraction between two bodies. But I know it is a function of the SUM of the masses of the two objects.

      Err... the force is proportional to the product of the two masses: F = -G M m / r^2; ... not the sum.

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    17. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by GreenPhreak · · Score: 2

      I don't have the equation for the gravitational attraction between two bodies. But I know it is a function of the SUM of the masses of the two objects.

      Maybe if you did have the equation for the gravitational attraction between two bodies nearby you'd realize that it is a function of the PRODUCT of the masses of the two objects. :>

      F = (G x m1 x m2)/(r^2)

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    18. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by MCZapf · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I never quite understood the concept that an object in orbit is "falling around the sun (or earth)" until I read a physics book that got me to visualize this:

      Imagine you have a cannon. You fire a cannonball out of it, and it follows a parabolic path until it hits the ground (Boom). Now, you get a more powerful cannon, and fire a cannonball even farther. In fact it's so powerful that the cannonball is traveling so fast horizontally that the ground is receding from it, due to the curvature of the Earth, faster than gravity is pulling it down to the Earth!

      Tada! So the cannonball just keeps moving, around the Earth. It's in orbit.

      I hope that explanation helps at least one person who was like me.

    19. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by jericho4.0 · · Score: 2

      Guys, Galieo had a look at this one, once. Thinks about it. Objects of different masses accelerate at the same rate in a uniform gravitational field. The duct-tape anology is perfectly correct also.

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    20. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by NortWind · · Score: 1
      Tada! So the cannonball just keeps moving, around the Earth. It's in orbit.

      Not quite. The cannonball you mention is in an eliptical orbit, where the perigee is ground level. It will go around the Earth once, (the Earth may spin a bit during this movement,) and land on the ground again. If you fire from a mountain top, and neglect air friction, you have a chance.

      The Navy actually did something quite like this.

      Much better is to do a apogee kick, a short rocket blast at the highest altitude, to convert the orbit from eliptical to circular. No more pesky dirt or air to worry about!

    21. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Informative

      "In roughly the same orbit around the sun, a much smaller mass has to travel MUCH slower than the Earth to maintain that orbit."

      Follow along in your copy of Principia Mathematica and repeat after me:

      An object maintains linear velocity unless acted upon by an outside force.

      Force of sun on asteroid: outside force
      Force of asteroid on sun: not involved

      It doesn't matter whether the mass in question is you, a '57 buick or the Death Star. An object 1 AU away (on the average) from something with the mass of the sun orbits once every 365.2429 days, give or take.

      Galileo figured out in the 17th cenutry that all objects reguardless of mass fall at the same acceleration. Where have you been in the past 350 years or so?

    22. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the gravitational force is proportional to the product of the masses not the sum. the acceleration of one object is only proportional to the mass of the other object(this can be shown by using newtons second law and dividing both sides by the mass) so the orbit depends on the mass of the sun but not the mass of the object orbiting it.

    23. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by tolarianacademy · · Score: 1

      An object's mass X creates equal effects on its gravity as it does on its momentum. A small object moving a speed S, has less momentum than a large object moving at speed S. Thus an object traveling at any speed away from another object has an advantage X at keeping distance from the other object, the disadvantage X is also applied to the force of gravity between both objects.

    24. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Kind of interesting that McGill University could claim to have one of the larger space-programs of the day. :^)

      I don't think I'd buy a ticket, but could we send that boy-band wanker? (But seriously, it could be useful for getting mass into orbit that could take a high-G launch.)

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    25. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by mpe · · Score: 2

      It is also intriguing since no 'trojans' have been discovered for the Earth and this could signal that we do in fact have some. Trojans are asteroids that occupy the 4th and 5th Lagrangian points about a larger body.

      These are approximatly 1 AU from Earth. Hardly near...

      (Jupiter has the most, due to its large mass).

      What also matters is size and mass distrubution. The mathematics treats all objects as though all their mass is concentrated at a single point. Since planets and stars are not actually points Lagrange "points" are actually regions of space.

      Because of the physics involved in a 2 body system where any additional bodies have negligible mass compared to the original 2, there are a few 'stable' points where the gravitational forces cancel out...these are known as Lagrangian points. L4 and L5 are co-orbital to the less-massive object (Jupiter, Earth, whatever).

      There are 5 such points. L4 and L5 are co-orbital 60 degees ahead and behind the orbiting object.

    26. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by mpe · · Score: 2

      Guys, Galieo had a look at this one, once. Thinks about it. Objects of different masses accelerate at the same rate in a uniform gravitational field. The duct-tape anology is perfectly correct also.

      It's more or less a modern version of an analogy Galieo used. Newton worked out the maths. The force on the smaller object is F=G*m*M/(d*d), from Newton's formula for gravity. From Newton's second law you get F=m*a. Thus m*a=G*m*M/(d*d). m, which is the smaller mass cancels, giving a=G*M/(d*d).
      N.B. an object is orbit is as much under acceleration as one being dropped from a tower.

    27. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by mpe · · Score: 2

      Hint: why does a low earth orbit -- like the Space Shuttle's -- always take the same time? Orbital period depends only on the mass of the earth and the radius of the orbit, not of the satellite.

      The gravitational force on the orbiting object does depend on its mass. But an orbit involves an acceleration. Newton's second law gives that F=ma or a=F/m. Where the force in question is gravity the force is directly proportional to the mass of the object being accelerated. A little basic algebra demonstrates that the mass of an object accelerated by gravity is not a factor in its acceleration.
      The major factor for an orbit of the shuttle is the distance between the shuttle and the Earth's centre of mass. The shuttle having gone from the Earth's surface makes negligable difference to the Earth's mass nor does the amount of matter which falls to the Earth from space daily. In the same way that calculating something in solar orbit does not require adjusting for the particles and photons the sun throws off. Planets gain mass and stars lose mass constantly, but it makes so little difference to the total mass of the bodies in question.

      So why won't 2002 AA29 ever hit the earth? Do a google search on the Jovian Trojans. Or look up Lagrange Points. Or just consider the complexity of a three body system.

      If it was near Earth you'd have a 4 body problem anyway.

    28. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by mpe · · Score: 2

      Force of sun on asteroid: outside force
      Force of asteroid on sun: not involved


      Actually the force on the Sun is exactly the same as the force on the asteroid. Gravity is a symetrical force. When you have gravity acting between objects of very different mass you can ignore the effect of the force on the more massive object. Whilst the attraction between the sun and an asteroid causes the asteroid to orbit the sun it is several orders of magnitude too small to overcome the sun's inertia. Only when dealing with gravitational attraction between objects of similar mass does the symetical nature of gravity become relevent.

      Galileo figured out in the 17th cenutry that all objects reguardless of mass fall at the same acceleration. Where have you been in the past 350 years or so?

      In physics terms, falling and orbiting, due to gravity, are the same thing. Which is why objects in Earth orbit are said to be in "freefall". In both cases you have an object under gravitational acceleration from a much more massive object.

    29. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by mpe · · Score: 2

      Think of orbits as though the object were constantly falling. The difference is, the direction in which they are falling is constantly changing.. at a rate that allows it to never lose or gain distance.

      Assuming you have a circular orbit. Even though the speed of an object in a circular orbit is constant its velocity is not, since it is constantly changing direction. A change in velocity is called an "acceleration". The acceleration of any object is proportional to an external force exerted on it divided by the mass of the object being accelerated. Where an object is accelerated by gravity the force is proportional to the mass of the object. Thus the acceleration does not depend on the mass.

    30. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by mpe · · Score: 2

      No, the orbital speed of the object around the sun won't depend on its mass until it gets so big that its mass is substantial compared to the Sun.

      It would need to be something at least a similar order of magnitude to the mass of the Sun. Then working out orbits gets complicated.

    31. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by pogen · · Score: 2
      In roughly the same orbit around the sun, a much smaller mass has to travel MUCH slower than the Earth to maintain that orbit.

      In other news, Galileo was wrong -- heavy objects DO fall faster than light objects.

    32. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by gmulert · · Score: 1
      "So if I duct-tape them together..."

      Man, when I first read that, I assumed he was talking about Earth and 2002 AA29. That's A LOT of duct tape...

    33. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as two objects get closer, the faster they travel, hence greater centrifugal force, as long as there is angular velocity (the sun and moon gives AA2002blah a little spin around the Earth).

    34. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by Janus58 · · Score: 1

      That formula is only accurate if the the orbiting bodies mass is very small compared to the body it is orbiting.

      For a circular orbit it can be obtained by taking the formulas Fg = GMm/d and Fc = vm/r, Assuming that d=r and solving for v when Fg = Fc:

      Then take this obtained orbital velocity and the distance traveled in one orbit: 2r(pi) you get the period formula.

      But, d does not equal r. For m, r = =dM/(M+m)

      When M >>> m, then M+m almost exactly equals M and r almost exactly equals d. But if m is a respectable fraction of M, then you must take this into account.

    35. Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind that everything ever taught in Physics is wrong. They are only approximations.

      The truth is, humans don't really know anything about physics. We can only guess and normally we guess wrong. Our guesses are however, close enough... ussually.

  8. Earth's second moon by EggplantMan · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Not only is it co-orbital but it periodically gets trapped in earth's gravitational field to become a second moon:
    General Simon Worden of the United States Space Command described it as a "near Earth object that is close to being trapped by the Earth as a second natural satellite".

    ...

    In 550AD, and again in 2600AD and 3880AD, for a while it will become a true satellite of our planet, in effect Earth's second moon, although technically it will remain under the gravitational control of the Sun.

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    1. Re:Earth's second moon by GMontag · · Score: 2

      Not only is it co-orbital but it periodically gets trapped in earth's gravitational field to become a second moon:

      Okay, I am no astronomer, nor English major, BUT I am confused all the same.

      How can it be "periodically trapped"? Is it like the object orbits Earth a few times and then skips back off through the cosmos?

      What about that business of every bit of matter in the universe exerting gravitational force on every other bit all the time? Is this object magically shielded from earth sometimes, except for when it is "periodically captured" by Earth?

      Am I confusing periodic capture astronomy in the same way I confuse regular physics with quantum physics?

      No, I am not trying to be a wise ass, these terms do not make sense the way they were preseted to me.

    2. Re:Earth's second moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this object magically shielded from earth sometimes, except for when it is "periodically captured" by Earth?

      No, but we're in a many-body setup. The Sun and the Moon influences can toss around a body which would otherwise make a stable orbit around the Earth.

    3. Re:Earth's second moon by rebelcool · · Score: 3, Interesting
      the orbit is as such that after orbiting earth for awhile, it builds the momentum to escape earth's orbit and fling itself back out and around the sun.

      Interplanetary probes use this method all the time for escaping earth's gravity. After launch, they orbit the earth for awhile building up momentum (this is known as a 'gravity assist') then fling themselves out.

      This is actually a much more common cosmic event than actually capturing something in permanent orbit. Doing that requires careful placement in the case of artificial satellites or just random chance in the case of natural ones.

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    4. Re:Earth's second moon by NortWind · · Score: 1

      The moonlet is orbiting the Sun in an orbit that is either a little more distant from the Sun, or a bit closer to the Sun than the Earth's orbit. The switcheroo goes like this...

      Let's say the moonlet is in the close to the Sun (call it "lower") orbit. Let's also say it is far away, like on the other side of the Sun. This low orbit is faster than the Earth's orbit, so the moonlet starts to catch up to the Earth. Closer and closer it gets, until it get so close to the Earth that the Earth starts to pull it forward, giving it energy. This makes the moonlet go faster, "raising" the orbit further from the Sun. As it passes between the Earth and the Sun, it is now rising up into the orbit of the Earth, and beyond. The Earth, now is lower in orbit than the moonlet, the Earth scoots under the moonlet, which is now in a higher and slower orbit than the Earth. The Earth steams away, and after 95 years approaches the moonlet from underneath, and the opposite of the whole thing happens, sucking energy out of the moonlet and putting it back into the lower orbit. HTH!

    5. Re:Earth's second moon by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      The moonlet is orbiting the Sun in an orbit that is either a little more distant from the Sun, or a bit closer to the Sun than the Earth's orbit. The switcheroo goes like this...

      Your explanation reminds me of square-dancing moves. Perhaps square dancers will grok it faster than mere mortals. Perhaps that is why the big space centers are in Texas :-)

      "Dosey doe and around we go. Now trade partners and then let go....."

      I tried square-dancing once. But I screwed it up and somehow ended up dancing with a guy. That is when I gave it up. I would make a lousy near-planet asteroid I guess. (Hmmmm. Maybe the other guy was gay and rigged it somehow, and thus not really my fault after all.)

    6. Re:Earth's second moon by BarryHaworth · · Score: 1
      How can it be "periodically trapped"? Is it like the object orbits Earth a few times and then skips back off through the cosmos?

      I'm not an astronomer either, but I think it has to do with the Moon. If it was just Earth, Sun & asteroid, it would remain in the "horseshoe" orbit, but the Moon complicates things. By the sound of it, every now and then the Moon steeals a little momentum from the asteroid, enough for it to be captured into Earth orbit. This isn't stable, though, and after a while the Moon ejects it back into solar orbit.

      Remember that the recent piece of Apollo space junk found in orbit about the Earth earlier this year had only recently been captured, and is due to leave Earth orbit in the next couple of months.

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    7. Re:Earth's second moon by Nephrite · · Score: 1

      Technically, yes. But I don't think an object about 100 meters in size could be called a 'moon'. We don't call the ISS 'an artifical moon' :-)

    8. Re:Earth's second moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations! You successfully read the article. You should also be really proud of your ability to take sentences from the article and rephrase them. Keep up the good work!

    9. Re:Earth's second moon by Janus58 · · Score: 1

      In 550AD, and again in 2600AD and 3880AD, for a while it will become a true satellite of our planet, in effect Earth's second moon, although technically it will remain under the gravitational control of the Sun.

      Technically, Our "first" moon is under the gravitational control of the Sun. If you calculate the force of gravity acting between the Moon and the Sun, you will find that it is about twice that of the force of gravity acting between the Earth and Moon. Orbitwise, this means that the Moon's heliocentric orbit always curves towards the sun. This is a situation unique to the Earth moon system( At least to recent knowledge).

    10. Re:Earth's second moon by Hater's+Leaving,+The · · Score: 1

      """
      Earth starts to pull it forward, giving it energy. This makes the moonlet go faster, "raising" the orbit further from the Sun.
      """

      That's got to be misleading wording:

      Faster == lower orbit

      THL.

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    11. Re:Earth's second moon by NortWind · · Score: 1
      That's got to be misleading wording: Faster == lower orbit

      You are right, my wording is not only misleading, I was just plain wrong. The Earth does pull forward on the moonlet while it is catching up, which does raise the orbit (that part I got right), but I shouldn't have said faster, that is wrong. It seems paradoxical, but pulling forward on the moonlet in orbit actually slows it down!
    12. Re:Earth's second moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You look ugly when you're jealous.

  9. Second? by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

    I thought we were up to what, four now?

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    1. Re:Second? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I thought we were up to what, four now?


      "Officially" that's number three, after Luna (of course) and Cruithne. There's an unaccounted (rumoured?) number four, whose name currently escapes my memory.

    2. Re:Second? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 3rd moon name turned out to be "Apollo 12 Saturn V 3rd stage".
      Slashdot has the story as always

  10. Counter Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Watch out, the Priest Kings will squash you like an 18 foot tall golden bug.

    If there is a counter earth for me, I sure hope it is covered with the right kind of linoleum.

  11. What about the moon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how could something even orbit around a "non-companion"?

  12. 600 years? by cybermace5 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They claim it will be temporarily in earth orbit by 2600 AD. And then they go on to speculate on how important that would be to space exploration, possibly becoming the second object visited by astronauts.

    If, in 600 years, we haven't sent astronauts to visit other planets, I have preemptively lost faith in the human race.

    Come on, in 600 years we should have a pretty decent Mars colony going.

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    1. Re:600 years? by Masami+Eiri · · Score: 1

      2600? Hmm.. Coincidence or conspiracy..?

    2. Re:600 years? by joshuac · · Score: 5, Insightful

      from the article:

      Detailed observations of its trajectory through space show that 2002 AA29 will reach its minimum close approach to the Earth - 12 times the distance between Earth and the Moon - at 1900 GMT on 8 January 2003.

      It will be closest to Earth in 2003, and will be nearby for awhile after. As it is much, much closer than Mars, it very well may become the next body visited.

    3. Re:600 years? by jonman_d · · Score: 2

      Based on the recent blunders and budget cuts, do you really think NASA will be able to setup a mission to an asteriod in 12 months?

    4. Re:600 years? by coupland · · Score: 2

      Well shit, in 600 years I'll take my own goddamm air car and go visit it myself. Needless to say I'm still impatiently awaiting my cure for old age and (naturally) my flying cars but these are pesky details...

    5. Re:600 years? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
      I *pray* (and I am not a religious man, so it gets confusing... who shall I pray to tonight?) that we will visit something else before 2600. Preferably in my lifetime, but I guess that's not important in the long-term sense.

      If we spent a little money on it (a little compared to, say, what we spend on defense) we could go to mars NOW. Or at least, very soon. All of this bullshit warmongering that we waste our time and money on is really keeping us from greatness. Of course if we didn't spend it on war we'd probably spend it on something dumb like theme parks or big oil.

      We should DEFINITELY have gone to Mars and be actively moving colonists there long before 2600, barring some kind of serious event. It's just going to become too lucrative not to for some reason or another.

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    6. Re:600 years? by sakeneko · · Score: 1
      Come on, in 600 years we should have a pretty decent Mars colony going.

      By then, I hope we have some ships headed for other stars, at least slower-than-light generation ships....

    7. Re:600 years? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

      Well, it may not actually be the best time to launch at that time. The article didn't say how far away it ever gets (which could tell us how fast it moved). But my argument is that if it gets really far away, that means it's traveling very fast when it passes earth, and so you may want to wait until it has a lower relative velocity near the farthest point. Or it isn't traveling that fast when it passes earth, and you can afford to wait. :)

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    8. Re:600 years? by joshuac · · Score: 2

      No, but I suspect it would be very possible, in say, the next 20 or so years that it will be in our neighborhood. It takes 90+ years to complete a cycle; it's not like it's going to zip away all of a sudden.

    9. Re:600 years? by JimBoBz · · Score: 1

      Where did it say we have to wait 600 years before being able to land on it?
      In 600 years it will be in orbiting the Earth!

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    10. Re:600 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      obviously you didn't understand the nature of the asteroid's orbit. this guy's post should help you understand. over the next few hundred years, the asteroid is getting progressively farther and farther away from earth absolutely, such that it will be on the exact opposite side of the sun. assuming that we get our asses in gear in the next hundred years or so, mars could be much much closer than the 2 AUs that the asteroid will be.

    11. Re:600 years? by Lister · · Score: 1

      At a hundred metres across it'll be pretty difficult to land on but at least it won't take long to explore. Maybe they could do day it in a day trip.

    12. Re:600 years? by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 1
      but I suspect it would be very possible, in say, the next 20 or so years that it will be in our neighborhood. It takes 90+ years to complete a cycle;

      It has two "near" points to the earth (ahead and behind). Thus wouldn't it take 45+ years (rather than 20) until it gets close enough again? 20 years would put it at the farthest possible distance.

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    13. Re:600 years? by Nullificator · · Score: 1

      How about bringing this asteroid into geosynchronous orbit and use it as a starting point for building the space elevator.

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    14. Re:600 years? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Maybe the RIAA will send lawyers to it long before any humans get there?

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    15. Re:600 years? by joshuac · · Score: 2

      ---snip
      It has two "near" points to the earth (ahead and behind). Thus wouldn't it take 45+ years (rather than 20) until it gets close enough again? 20 years would put it at the farthest possible distance.

      ---snip

      It would if the round trip took 95 years, but but 95 years only gets you a one way visit. From the article:

      Thereafter it will travel ahead of the Earth moving faster than our planet does, until after 95 years it will catch up with the other side of the Earth and then reverse its motion.

      So a one way trip takes 95 years...an out and all the way back trip would take 190 years. So at 20 years it would be a quarter of the way along, and at 47.5 years it would have reached it's furthest point.

    16. Re:600 years? by waldeaux · · Score: 2

      I'm betting within 10 years there will be an accord preventing any country from stepping on any other celestial body because it would affect its environment.

    17. Re:600 years? by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2

      I think it has to be a bit larger. A space elevator has an awful lot of mass to it. A 100 meter asteroid wouldn't do that much good as a counterweight. Let's see, 50m radius -> 525,000 cubic meters internal volume. Assume it's a fairly heavy rock, say, 5 g/cm^3. That equates to 5 metric tons per cubic meter, or slightly over 2.6 million tons for the whole thing. I think that to be able to put the counterweight near GEO, it has to be on the order of billions of tons. Plenty of those out there, though.

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    18. Re:600 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Who modded this up? Space elevator doesn't need a counterweight, and it isn't that heavy either, less than a thousand tons, depending on the structure.

    19. Re:600 years? by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2
      Space elevator doesn't need a counterweight

      It most certainly does! The center of mass of the elevator has to be at geosynchronous orbit. You can accomplish this either by simply building it twice as long as it needs to be or by sticking some large mass on the space-end of the thing.

      and it isn't that heavy either, less than a thousand tons, depending on the structure.

      Everything I've read says that 5000-10000 tons would be the absolute minimum. That's assuming a carbon nanotube cable with a earth-end surface area measured in square millimeters. It goes up very quickly from there. And the closer the countermass is to GEO, the bigger it's gotta be.

      Oh, and nobody modded me up. Cowboy Neal loves me so much (even more than hot grits!) and so everything I say here on /. automagically ends up at 2.

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  13. 31337 413NZ!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    But despite detailed searches no one has yet found any Trojan objects near the Earth. Next come the inter-stellar port scans.

  14. See the orbital motion for yourself by StupendousMan · · Score: 5, Informative

    JPL has a very nice tool for looking at the orbits of asteroids. Go to

    http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/orbits/

    for the general case. For 2002AA29 in particular, you can use

    http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/cgi-bin/db?name=2002AA29&g roup=all&search=Search

    Keep in mind that the orbital solution is based on only a short arc: only 28 days, about one twelfth of a complete revolution. Our estimates of the orbital parameters -- and behavior -- could change quite a bit over the next few months.

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    1. Re:See the orbital motion for yourself by bongholio · · Score: 1

      Cool.. much better than their poor explanation in the article. WTF are they talking about when they say "horseshoe" orbit. Doesn't look the least bit horseshoe like to me...

    2. Re:See the orbital motion for yourself by rjkimble · · Score: 2

      It's common in orbital studies to use a moving reference frame that fixes two objects -- in this case, the earth and the sun -- and let everything else move with respect to them. When you do switch to such a reference frame, the asteroid's orbit looks a bit like a horseshoe with the sun at the center. This kind of reference frame is especially useful for viewing the magic of the Lagrange points.

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    3. Re:See the orbital motion for yourself by geoswan · · Score: 2
      WTF are they talking about when they say "horseshoe" orbit. Doesn't look the least bit horseshoe like to me...


      Go back to the JPL thing, and make it have its point of view focus on the Earth. Now look at the line that represents 2002 AA29's orbit? But 2002 AA29's orbital path ranges over a kind of ribbon, because the Earth speeds it up and slows it down, as
      explained here .


      So think of a picture centered on the Earth. 2002 AA29 approaches Earth, but it doesn't come too close. So if you map its location, relative to the Earth, the two horns of the horseshoe shape represent its closest approach when leading and when trailing the Earth. The rest of the time it is somewhere in that ribbon.

      Its period around the Sun, its year, varies in length, when the Earth has slowed it down, it is closer to the Sun. That bounds the inner part of the horseshoe shape. When the Earth has sped it up, that bounds the outer part of the horseshoe shape.

    4. Re:See the orbital motion for yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... using the java tool, I get approximately .017 AU distance from Earth at around 9 July 2016.

    5. Re:See the orbital motion for yourself by Gamasta · · Score: 1

      never comes closer than 3.6 million miles to our planet

      For 2002AA29 in particular, you can use link
      Keep in mind that the orbital solution is based on only a short arc: only 28 days, about one twelfth of a complete revolution. Our estimates of the orbital parameters -- and behavior -- could change quite a bit over the next few months.



      Indeed the orbit needs correction. Take, for instance, July 10th, 2016. On the simulator pointed out in the parent you get a distance earth-asteroid of 0.018 AU=1580587 miles~=1,6 million miles, way less than the least predicted, as quoted in the article.

      If you follow chaos theory, you easily estabilish that the initial values needs more precision.

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    6. Re:See the orbital motion for yourself by Ossifrage · · Score: 1

      The note at the top of the simulation states that the applet was implemented using only 2-body methods. Does this not mean that the interesting aspects of the orbit - which are due to the influence of the Earth - are not modelled?

  15. Nudged? by thenextpresident · · Score: 1

    From the article: " Some have speculated that it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length."...or accidently sent crashing to earth reeking havoc.

    While we are out it, let's stop the damn rotation of the moon. It is so annoying, always changing phases.

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    1. Re:Nudged? by thenextpresident · · Score: 1

      oops...

      s/reeking/wreaking/

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    2. Re:Nudged? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh wtf you talking about? .. yes the moon rotates, but it also orbits us so we ALWAYS see the same side of the moon (the face, that bastard watches me in the shower!!!)

    3. Re:Nudged? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      let's stop the damn rotation of the moon. It is so annoying, always changing phases.

      Stopping the moon's rotation would not stop it from changing phases. But it would still be pretty cool. Maybe the Jackass guys can rig up a sick dirtbike jump or model rocket stunt to stop the moon's rotation.

    4. Re:Nudged? by shigelojoe · · Score: 1

      The phases that the moon goes through (waxing and waning and whatnot) has nothing to do with the rotation of the moon. Now, if by 'rotation' you mean 'the moon's orbiting of the earth, such that sometimes the moon is between the sun and the earth (new moon) and sometimes the earth is between the sun and the moon (full moon) and the rest of the time the moon is in a different position in its orbit (waxing or waning)', you're right. You just need to get a better dictionary.

    5. Re:Nudged? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG... do you have any idea what a moron you sound like...???

    6. Re:Nudged? by Myco · · Score: 2

      No, it would be idiotic. The moon stores a huge amount of angular momentum. That's energy, folks. Let's see... we could waste a whole lot of energy trying to stop it, or we could leave it as it is so that years from now we may harness it usefully. Anyone read _Signal to Noise_, incidentally? Great book.

    7. Re:Nudged? by shogun · · Score: 2

      The phases that the moon goes through (waxing and waning and whatnot) has nothing to do with the rotation of the moon

      Umm I'm pretty sure that he made the original comment in jest.. I doubt anyone who posts to slashdot is ignorant enough to think that the lunar cycles have anything to do with lunar rotation.

    8. Re:Nudged? by thenextpresident · · Score: 1

      "Umm I'm pretty sure that he made the original comment in jest.." Yup, pretty much. =)

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  16. Better get the calculations right! by Randar+the+Lava+Liza · · Score: 3, Insightful
    They better not have any of those metric conversion errors if they try this operation:
    Some have speculated that it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length.
    cough Mars Climate Orbiter cough.
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    1. Re:Better get the calculations right! by JohnKFisher · · Score: 1

      Okay, not to talk trash about NASA, as I'm a huge supporter of the agency and the space program in general.... but luring a big-ass rock closer to the orbit of the Earth just strikes me as a REALLY BAD IDEA. Remember when that asteroid was en route to that planet where Kirk thought he was Kirok? And that was a danger WITH tractor beam technology.

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  17. Earth says... by Talisman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Earth: "MOMMMMMMM! AA29 won't leave me alone! Please tell him to play on the other side of the solar system?!?"

    Tal

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    1. Re:Earth says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mom: "AA29, that's enough! Now go show those slashdotter's some JPEGs of yourself naked. Go on."

  18. Oh no! by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1

    They found us! Fire the "LASER!"

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    1. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Basketball is a peaceful planet! Aaaahhhh!

  19. Orbits, nodes, & more by Microsoft+Research · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Earth of course revolves around the sun completing one revolution every year, but the Moon also revolves around the Earth in its own orbit.

    Whether this new planet is actually a satellite of Earth is still to be determined. Also, a similar orbit does not mean that the climate is also known to be similar a priori.

    The Earth's ecliptic orbit in summation with the Moon's orbit around the Earth means that the Moon must intersect the ecliptic; in fact, it will have to do so at two distinct points.

    Has anyone found these nodal points for "Earth's Little Brother" yet? That's the true test of whether or not we will truly be affected by such circumstances.

    1. Re:Orbits, nodes, & more by Kirsten · · Score: 1

      *Any* object in orbit around the sun would have to intersect the Earth's ecliptic (which is defined as the plane of the Earth's orbit) at two distinct points, except for the special case where an object has the same orbital plane as the earth. So yes, Jupiter, Pluto, and Halley's Comet all have ascending and descending nodal points and I'm sure 2002 AA29 does as well.

      In fact, it seems that they've got all the details worked out. If you scroll down below the java applet they list all sorts of fun orbital parameters, including ascending node, eccentricity, etc. etc.

    2. Re:Orbits, nodes, & more by saforrest · · Score: 2, Funny

      Also, a similar orbit does not mean that the climate is also known to be similar a priori.

      Climate?? Did you miss reading that this thing is like 100 metres wide? What kind of climate are you expecting?

      At the most, we could expect an asteroid of that size to support a little boy, maybe some sheep, and a flower. :)

    3. Re:Orbits, nodes, & more by Trane+Francks · · Score: 1

      > At the most, we could expect an asteroid of that
      > size to support a little boy, maybe some sheep,
      > and a flower. :)

      If this doesn't get modded up, I'll take it as proof that there is no genuine goodness here, let alone familiarity with literary classics.

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    4. Re:Orbits, nodes, & more by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Up until now (13:20CEST), there still isn't any moderator that got it...
      Don't you guys read classics? Antoine de Staint Exupery must be turning in his grave (well, if he had one...)

    5. Re:Orbits, nodes, & more by mpe · · Score: 2

      The Earth of course revolves around the sun completing one revolution every year,

      The Earth takes one year to orbit the sun. It also rotates on its axis at a rate which has nothing at all to do to the orbital period. Currently the Earth rotates just over 366 times per orbit. What we measure as a "day" is slightly more than one revolution of the Earth, because the Earth has moved a considerable distance in the time taken to revolve around its axis once.

      but the Moon also revolves around the Earth in its own orbit.

      The Moon rotates on its axis exactly once per orbit. Hence it keeps the same face towards Earth all the time.

    6. Re:Orbits, nodes, & more by saforrest · · Score: 2

      Up until now (13:20CEST), there still isn't any moderator that got it...
      Don't you guys read classics? Antoine de Saint Exupery must be turning in his grave (well, if he had one...)


      Sigh... believe it or not, it's good to know there is at least one person who got the reference, though. :)

    7. Re:Orbits, nodes, & more by Trane+Francks · · Score: 1

      Two days later and it's still a 1. :rolleyes

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    8. Re:Orbits, nodes, & more by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1
      Bah, only two people who got the reference, and *no* moderator. It's sad... Here for all of those who will still read these posts and don't get it: I bet that you and saforrest both have got a french background (like me), otherwhise I cannot understand the lack of culture around here.
    9. Re:Orbits, nodes, & more by Trane+Francks · · Score: 1

      I'm Canadian, so the French connection is there.

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    10. Re:Orbits, nodes, & more by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Luxembourg (Europe) here.... I got modpoints on my main account and I modded the post up +1, Funny. That's the least it deserved. No, I normally don't do this.

    11. Re:Orbits, nodes, & more by Trane+Francks · · Score: 1

      You know, man, I'd say justice was done. Very cool.

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  20. "Nudge" it? by Eagle7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some have speculated that it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length.

    I can see it now: "Thanks to a sucessful nudgeing, scientists have been able to determine that Asteroid AA29 is pretty much a big rock. In other news, bizarre tides continue to cause panic and destruction around the world tonight..."

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    1. Re:"Nudge" it? by x136 · · Score: 4, Funny

      NASA Guy 1: "You idiot! We were supposed to nudge it at forty feet per second, not forty meters per se-- Shit! There goes Florida!"

      NASA Guy 2: "I'm in trouble, aren't I?"

      NASA Guy 1: "Uhm, yes. Yes you are."

      NASA Guy 2: "Well, look on the bright side. We get to land in California this time!"

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    2. Re:"Nudge" it? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      maybe dr. evil could do it, using the device dubbed as 'tractor beam', developed by a crazy dutch bastard in love with gold.

      it all makes sense now.

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    3. Re:"Nudge" it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      NASA Guy 1: "You idiot! We were supposed to nudge it at forty feet per second, not forty meters per se-- Shit! There goes Florida!"

      Political commentator: "The US has suddenly become a democracy"
      Old geezer: "What happened to the Viagra I order four days ago, isn't Ultrameds supposed to ship within 72 hours?"
      Internet junky: "Hey, less spam! Kewl!"

      NASA Guy 2: "I'm in trouble, aren't I?"
      Internet junky: "No, not at all. You solved our worst spam problem!"

    4. Re:"Nudge" it? by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2

      Ok, _no way_ a 2 or 3 million ton rock would affect our tides to any noticable degree. We have buildings that mass that much.

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    5. Re:"Nudge" it? by Eagle7 · · Score: 2

      Ya know, there's always one guy who has to go and kill the joke by injecting science into the discusssion. Geesh - the nerve of some people.

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  21. Warning! Bad Joke. by crea5e · · Score: 1



    I guess even planets can leave "their kids at the pool".

    1. Re:Warning! Bad Joke. by Wiseazz · · Score: 0

      Better to drop your kids off at the pool than with the klingons hanging around around uranus. :)

      (yuck, yuck)

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    2. Re:Warning! Bad Joke. by Myco · · Score: 1

      Well, I'd expect this sort of behavior from Uranus, but Earth?!! (as a bonus, this sentence reminds me of... "Well, I expect to hear that sort of language at Denny's, but...")

    3. Re:Warning! Bad Joke. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      If we want to find out if this rock is really Earth's little brother, couldn't we get it on that TV show that does the blood / DNA tests?

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  22. miniature earth!? by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Funny

    if there are miniature people in miniature buildings driving miniature SUV's on it .. I'm packin my suitcase and leaving for another galaxy.

    Or, barring that, could our planets swap all the SUVs?

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    1. Re:miniature earth!? by kingkade · · Score: 0, Troll

      lol, I could see it now. An entire mini-earth complete with these little lincoln navigators (which happen to be the size of regular cars here) driven by mini-earthlings yapping on cell phones cutting each other off, flipping the bird, with these little american flags hanging off each fender to show their solodarity. let us nuke it before we spread...;-]

    2. Re:miniature earth!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, you neglect to mention that these characters would be a rather small minority on the Little Earth. Most Little Earthlings (about a third) would be either mini-Indians or mini-Chinese.

    3. Re:miniature earth!? by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      EVer read Peirs Anthony? One of his series had a fractal planetary system. Each 'node' was a planet, with people, trees, etc. The first planet the protagonists go to is like Earth, with people our size, but as they travel the links between the nodes, they meet people 1 inch tall and stuff.

      Good book, but I never did finish the series.

    4. Re:miniature earth!? by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      "mini-Indians or mini-Chinese."

      Don't you mean "big-indians or little-indians"?

    5. Re:miniature earth!? by Myco · · Score: 2

      This is a new and interesting experience. I'm genuinely not sure whether you're making a reference to Jonathan Swift or computer architecture. The mind reels.

    6. Re:miniature earth!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about I drive my minature SUV up your ASS!!!

    7. Re:miniature earth!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, you neglect to mention that these characters would be a rather small minority on the Little Earth. Most Little Earthlings (about a third) would be either mini-Indians or mini-Chinese.

      And they get Mini H-1B visas and take our mini jobs away so that we have to throw out our mini degrees and serve mini-fries at McMinidonalds and live in minivans. Oh the Maxishame of it all.

      Fuck this economy, fuck H-1B's, fuck burger work.

      Hey, maybe a mini dot-com boom is still happening on that new rock!

    8. Re:miniature earth!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never mind that going to another galaxy would burn more fuel than all the SUVs have ever used... but I guess that doesn't matter when you kneejerk to feel better than others.

    9. Re:miniature earth!? by operagost · · Score: 1

      It took him something like six years to put out the last book in the series because of publishing problems. Look for "DoOn Mode" at the library.

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    10. Re:miniature earth!? by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      I'll assume you are serious, which isn't always the case here on Slashdot. :^)

      But I was refering to the "Big-endian" and "Little-endian" dabate in computer architecture. Those terms are of course borrowed from Jonathan Swift's "Gulliver's Travels" novel.

      Basically, it's fun to throw out this type stuff, just to give those in the know a quick smile, and to make the others wonder what the hell I mean.

  23. Horseshoe orbit? by jovlinger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Can sny rocket scientists out there explain how two bodies in the same orbit can have different velocities, AND how the relative velocities can change over time?

    They claim that for 90 odd years, the asteroid will accellerate ahead of us, to catch up with earth from behind, at which point it will fall back and we'll cath up with it. And then it repeats.

    weird! I can't figure out how this is comes about, and the article didn't think it worth mentioning.

    1. Re:Horseshoe orbit? by Unordained · · Score: 1

      if it's in a slightly falling orbit, it'll pick up speed (accelerate) and, much like the way we sling-shot stuff around planets, wind up behind us, going faster ... and i'd guess close enough for earth's field to slow it down again, pulling it back into a falling orbit ... or somesuch. kinda like two intertwined strings, or if you've seen the videos of moons around jupiter ... those are neat. the streaks cross paths back and forth ...

    2. Re:Horseshoe orbit? by Link310 · · Score: 5, Informative

      http://www.paias.com/paias/home/Science/Newton/New t8Fig5Orbits.htm explains it. From what I understood, it's actually orbiting the L4 and L5 Lagrange points of earth.

      This picture illustrates it pretty well.

    3. Re:Horseshoe orbit? by Kirsten · · Score: 1

      I would make a guess and say that it's being affected a great deal by the Earth and some by all the other planets too, so you can't treat it like a simple two-body problem.

    4. Re:Horseshoe orbit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      This picture [paias.com] illustrates it pretty well.

      Yeah, I totally get it now. Thanks.

    5. Re:Horseshoe orbit? by Joe+Kepler · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is a nice simple explanation of horseshoe orbits.

    6. Re:Horseshoe orbit? by AlecC · · Score: 2

      As I understand it, it is not in *exactly* the same orbit, but sometimes inside it and sonetimes outside it.

      Say at some moment it is *just* outside the Earth's orbit. It is therefore travelling just slower than the earth, and falling very slowly behind - so slowly that it takes 95 years for the earth to lap it. However, when the earth does lap it, as it comes up behind, the earth attracts the asteroid which, for a period, circles the earth. After whizzing aroind the earth for a while, it gets flung out of earth orbit (conservation of energy says that it has too much energy to remain in earth orbit forever). However, it gets flung out just *inside* the earths orbit - a little closer to the sun and travelling a bit faster than the earth. So this time it creeps ahead of the earth, taking another 95 years to catch up. When it creeps up on the inside track, it gets another whirl around and comes out again back where we started, on the slow track, falling behind the earth again.

      From a geocentric point of view, it appears from the other side of the sun, whirls round the erarth a few times, then disappears back where it came from, reappearing some years later from the opposite direction, having another whirl, and dissappearing back where it came from again. Hence the "horseshoe shaped" orbit - funny looking horseshoe if you ask me.

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    7. Re:Horseshoe orbit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This picture illustrates it pretty well.

      Oh my! Quite a picture. How many [ahem] _organs_ does she have!? I never new science could be so erotic.

  24. No counter earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes. there is no counter-earth. That is what they tell you. Just like the told the Europeans not to sail too far west, the edge is there. No counter earth at all. No need to even look in that corner of space....

  25. Doesn't reflect very well on humanity,does it... by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I mean, come on...if we're as advanced as we seem to think we are, we should have been able to land something on it on jan 8, 2003.

    Yeah, I know, that kind of thing is complex, but I feel we should have that spurious launch capability...god knows it would save us if we ever met something like what hit Jupiter a couple of years back.

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  26. 20K libertareans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... now have the perfect candidate for their "free" state.

  27. OT- Re:Not quite a planet, eh? by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    But if you duct-taped them together and flew McGuyver there, he could invent a warp drive!

    (Sorry, couldn't resist)

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  28. Forgetting our history? by vikstar · · Score: 2, Funny
    But despite detailed searches no one has yet found any Trojan objects near the Earth.

    "The Greeks built an immense wooden horse and Odysseus, Menelaus, and other warriors hid inside it. After leaving the horse at the gates of Troy, the Greek army sailed away. The Trojans thought the Greeks had given up and had left the horse as a gift."

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    1. Re:Forgetting our history? by David+Walker · · Score: 2, Funny

      yeah, man, what they're saying is they haven't found any asteroids with disgruntled greek warriors inside them near earth



      wait... what?

    2. Re:Forgetting our history? by The+Cydonian · · Score: 2, Informative

      A Trojan asteroid is "any planetoidal body at the triangular Lagrangian point of any two bodies" named thus because the Trojan asteroids of the Sun - Jupiter system are named according to the Illiad.(Wikipedia). There's an interesting webpage on the Trojan asteroids in the Sun - Earth system here

  29. Re:Effect on Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fall of the Western Roman Empire in 476?

  30. BBC, News for Nerds & stuff that REALLY matter by Doomrat · · Score: 3, Informative

    Has anybody noticed how the BBC news is the best mainstream source for geeky stuff?

  31. In 600 years by SexyKellyOsbourne · · Score: 1

    We'll probably be dead -- we could destroy civilization with merely the turn of a key and the push of a button.

    Of course, if that doesn't happen (it's not a slim chance), we'll probably have antimatter engines propelling us slowly to other stars with fusion reactors turning a little ice into a lot of energy.

    But we'll still probably all be DEAD and NUKED into oblivion within a decade!

    1. Re:In 600 years by cybermace5 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Hey.

      If I hang a string of garlic around my neck, does it keep the trolls away?

      Just thought you might know. ;-)

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    2. Re:In 600 years by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      But we'll still probably all be DEAD and NUKED into oblivion within a decade!

      You kids today. Who are you afraid of? Iraq? North Korea? The Taliban? HA!

      Back when I was a kid, we had a real reason to worry about being nuked. We were standing toe-to-toe with the Ruskies, each with a nuclear arsenal whose total destructive force measured in the GIGAtons. And, our President was a senile old coot who had once been upstaged by a chimpanzee! So don't talk to ME about being nuked.

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  32. It's Too Late... by karmavore · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    All your base are belong to us!!

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  33. second natural sattelite? by IVI4573R · · Score: 1

    Funny how the BBC's article said it could become the Earth's second natural sattelite, when it fact it would be only the fourth. We already have two small natural astroids that are sattelites besides our moon.

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  35. Weird orbits (Offtopic: User suXx0r) by Alari · · Score: 0

    A game that a friend told me about, Spaced Penguin, is great at demonstrating these orbital mechanics. =) And it's fun. =^.^=

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  36. It's the Death Star by Gandalf21 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "That's no moon"

    1. Re:It's the Death Star by Sn4xx0r · · Score: 1

      Only a 100 meters. Let's just throw Yoda at it.

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    2. Re:It's the Death Star by Scarblac · · Score: 2

      "That's no moon" [It's the death star]

      Actually, the Death Star is in orbit around Uranus.

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    3. Re:It's the Death Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that's Saturn, not Uranus. [I'm going back to sleep now.]

    4. Re:It's the Death Star by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one who thinks it looks more like a tit?

    5. Re:It's the Death Star by evilviper · · Score: 2

      Scene 1: Darth Vaider yelling at underling

      Darth: NO! Don't put that CD in the microwave you fool!

      Cut to scene of death star exploding.

      FIN

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  37. Use it! by Docrates · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wonder how hard it would be to pull that asteroid to earth orbit for mining or as an anchor to a space elevator, a la the [almost] original concept by Arthur C. Clarke (later designs use a man made anchor).

    If we can mine useful materials, we could build some cool, big ass stuff probably cheaper than we would carry all that weight from the surface.

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  38. Re:meters, miles... oops by saskboy · · Score: 1

    I suppose the fine folks at JPL helped write the article, and now it will crash into the side of /. when it trys to enter /.'s orbit.

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  39. Friendly asteroids - colonisation! by krazyninja · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If we are able to collect enough of these "friendly" asteroids, or "trojans" as the article calls them, we can think of establishing colonies on these. Along with space elevators, there will be micro-colonies on each of these asteroids, between which people can travel, just like between different continents. The only issue is when the asteroids decide to take a different orbit!

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    1. Re:Friendly asteroids - colonisation! by mpe · · Score: 2

      If we are able to collect enough of these "friendly" asteroids, or "trojans" as the article calls them, we can think of establishing colonies on these.

      "trojans" usually refers to asteroids captured in L4 and L5 positions. Usually the Jupiter/Sol Lagrange points. These are 60 degrees away in the orbit. Earth/Sol L4 and L5 are about an AU away from Earth. The Luna/Earth Lagrange points are rather more useful.

      Along with space elevators [slashdot.org], there will be micro-colonies on each of these asteroids, between which people can travel, just like between different continents. The only issue is when the asteroids decide to take a different orbit!

      Not really a problem for a space elevator. The only major trick is making sure that the centre of mass is in equatorial geosynchronous orbit at all times. You start construction in the orbit you want and build a structure going both "up" and "down".

    2. Re:Friendly asteroids - colonisation! by Sn4xx0r · · Score: 1

      Asteroid populations are mentioned in "A Mote in God's Eye", by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. They play an even bigger role in the sequel, called "The Gripping Hand". Great books.

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  40. Knew this was coming by Babylon+Rocker · · Score: 2, Funny
    1. Re:Knew this was coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're forgetting the classic of the genre.

  41. Re:Brother? Yes, it is a minor planet by saskboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Any body of rock that is orbiting the Sun and not another planet, is a minor planet if it is not a major planet like Mercury, or Jupiter. Asteroids are also known as minor planets.

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  42. Re:BBC, News for Nerds & stuff that REALLY mat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Yeah, BBC is pretty good, and I'd also suggest NPR. And the NYTimes are okay too, and Washington Post.

  43. Re: SO WHAT??? I'll tell you what: by saskboy · · Score: 0

    Earth's little sister would be about (Earth's age ~ 4 billion years old) - (average planetary sibling age difference ~ 100,000 years). I guess you dig old chicks?

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  44. Re:Doesn't reflect very well on humanity,does it.. by morgan_wr · · Score: 1

    > if we're as advanced as we seem to think we are

    maybe if some country could afford it...

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  45. Re:Doesn't reflect very well on humanity,does it.. by GreenPhreak · · Score: 2

    Yeah, I know, that kind of thing is complex, but I feel we should have that spurious launch capability...god knows it would save us if we ever met something like what hit Jupiter a couple of years back.

    I don't think having a spurious (false, unauthentic) launch ability would permit us to escape fiery death at the hands of a rogue shoemaker-levy-like object. Perhaps you mean extemporaneous. All jokes aside, it would be great to have a near-impromptu method for launching, but unfortunately missions are really expensive and require a great deal of planning. With the derth of funds going towards NASA these days, it should be expected that we won't have improvised launches anytime soon.

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  46. Re:Nudged? up yours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG do you have any idea what a troll you sound like?

  47. Re:Doesn't reflect very well on humanity,does it.. by Myco · · Score: 4, Funny
    Yeah, I know, that kind of thing is complex, but I feel we should have that spurious launch capability

    You keep on using that word. I dunna think it means what you think it means.

  48. Re:BBC, News for Nerds & stuff that REALLY mat by Doomrat · · Score: 2, Informative

    Which is exactly why we'd want to be forgetting Fox news.

  49. Re:Effect on Earth by saskboy · · Score: 1

    Look for the State to tumble in the year 2600.

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  50. Re:libertarians should be gassed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't burn them... they taste best rare.

  51. Re:Effect on Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DOH! States, not State.

    I have a great way to work in a hacker, space, and States joke, and blow it.

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  53. Actually this proves counter earth aint there by goombah99 · · Score: 2

    If counter earth were there it would bash into it. And of course the counter-brother planet would bash into us at the same time. So no bizaro world. Bummer.

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  54. To make maters worse... by GMontag · · Score: 3, Funny

    I military aviation, we have all of that you mention plus, on the topographical maps, the horozontal distance is in kilometers (metric) and the vertical distance/elevation is in feet! The good thing is the altimiter is in feet too, but still...

    1. Re:To make maters worse... by mpe · · Score: 2

      I military aviation, we have all of that you mention plus, on the topographical maps, the horozontal distance is in kilometers (metric) and the vertical distance/elevation is in feet! The good thing is the altimiter is in feet too, but still..

      But your speed is measured in knots, so you need convert back and forth between kilometers and nautical miles.

    2. Re:To make maters worse... by GMontag · · Score: 1

      Yep, that is true too.

      BTW, there is a typo in my other pist, should read "In military aviation"

    3. Re:To make maters worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Theres a typo in that post too, unless you're attempting an impersonation of the policeman in 'Allo Allo'

    4. Re:To make maters worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! I need to just give up on the corrections, ugh!

      or just stop posting right before and right after bed.

  55. redundant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how in the Fuck is that redundant?

  56. Zookeeper Hypothesis by gnarly · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The Fermi Paradox asks: If intelligent life is common, given the billions of years since the formation of our galaxy, why have E.T.'s not yet reached (and perhaps colonized) Earth?

    One proposed resolution is the Zookeeper Hypothesis, ie, they could have contacted us but are just waiting and watching for us to evolve, a la 2001.

    If so, then wouldn't they want to put a probe near the Earth, which swoops down every few centuries or so for a close look, to see if any thing interesting has happened?

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    1. Re:Zookeeper Hypothesis by mpe · · Score: 2

      One proposed resolution [space.com] is the Zookeeper Hypothesis, ie, they could have contacted us but are just waiting and watching for us to evolve, a la 2001.

      The idea of not bothering less advanced cultures occurs quite a bit in science fiction. Possibly the best known would be the Star Trek prime directive.

      If so, then wouldn't they want to put a probe near the Earth, which swoops down every few centuries or so for a close look, to see if any thing interesting has happened?

      If you wanted to build something to watch Earth then Luna makes a far better place. It's rotation locked with Earth and big enough to hide even a large facility.

    2. Re:Zookeeper Hypothesis by EmagGeek · · Score: 1
      "The Fermi Paradox [ufoskeptic.org] asks: If intelligent life is common, given the billions of years since the formation of our galaxy, why have E.T.'s not yet reached (and perhaps colonized) Earth?:

      How do you know they haven't? :)

      Are we Humans? or are we an E.T. colony? :)

      5:30am and the coffee hasn't kicked in yet

    3. Re:Zookeeper Hypothesis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real question is, how do we know that they haven't?

      Do you really think it would be impossible for civilization billion years more advanced than us to be unable to hide from us.

      Perhaps there technology is so advanced, that physical travel is utterly pointless.

    4. Re:Zookeeper Hypothesis by spun · · Score: 2

      Well, maybe intelligent life is a property of our universal system that only emerges after a given period of time. Maybe all life in the universe emerged about the same time, and developed at the same speed as us. Or as someone else said, maybe intelligent life in the rest of the universe is very, very different from us. Heck, maybe we don't even qualify as intelligent life to the rest of the universe. What would superintelligent interstellar plasma clouds want with us anyway?

      The answer to the question "why has no intelligent life contacted us?" is pretty simple: intelligent, starfaring species enough like us to communicate are not common enough that we have met any. Duh!

      Why assume that our type of life is common when the actual evidence says otherwise? Because our theories say it should be common? I thought we tossed out theories that don't match the evidence.

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  57. Even better explanation: by xintegerx · · Score: 1

    The best 'analogy' is if you drop two identical video cameras pointed perfectly at each other, one attached to a mass of 1 ton and another attached to a mass of 3 tons (to make air resistance negligent), and you have them film their fall, when you watch back the film you will see both cameras showing the same image of the camera in the same spot (only the backrounds would be different) because the cameras are identical and face parallel, mirroring each other, and fall at the same rate because size and shape and weight doesn't affect the fall.

    1. Re:Even better explanation: by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

      That's only an explanation, not an argument. You're just -illustrating- that two objects would move at the same velocity, not -proving- it. So the other analogies were better. :)

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    2. Re:Even better explanation: by xintegerx · · Score: 1

      You're right :) I guess I was just too busy writing a 100 word sentence (to do something different) to notice that I happened to use a word (in my excellent! reply) that was, instead of being correctly used, one of the words from the parent of that post that really didn't fit and shouldn't have been used--as you say here--because what I really meant was an explanation, not an analogy (although, you did make the same mistake when you said "argument" instead of "analogy" in your own first sentence.)

      BTW this is news
      LONDON, England -- A woman injured while squeezed next to an obese passenger on a trans-Atlantic flight has been given £13,000 ($20,000) by the airline.

    3. Re:Even better explanation: by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Uh, actually, I meant "argument". :)

      An analogy is a form of explanation, I was saying. It illustrates a point through comparison. So, I was treating them the same. But an explanation is different than an argument. With an explanation you're getting someone to understand something, with an argument you're trying to get them to believe it.

      The post by jamie gave a logical argument for why it would be impossible for two objects of different masses to fall at different speeds. Your explanation only shows what happens if it is true that they fall at the same speed.

      Of course, I did make a stupid mistake, because it was the post by Myco that changed from proof to illustration. You just followed that pattern. Or something. :)

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  58. uh... 'scuse me? by TWX_the_Linux_Zealot · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here is Paul Wiegert's information on Cruithne, which has much of the same characteristic as this current space body, but his explanation actually makes sense for what appears to be a horseshoe orbit, when in reality it's only a horseshoe orbit from Earth's perspective, and is relatively sane looking when viewed off of the solar system plane.

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  59. Not a paradox. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Neither your sig nor this sentence contains a paradox.

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    1. Re:Not a paradox. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why aren't we told if it's an editor moderating our posts?

      Man, is there ANYTHING that emacs can't do?

    2. Re:Not a paradox. by saskboy · · Score: 1

      OK, so how does your comment about my sig get an Insightful mod, but mine gets comment about the article gets an "overrated" when it is clearly funny?
      Sheesh. Some mod must have been offended by my joke.

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    3. Re:Not a paradox. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2

      Because moderators are idiots, of course. If it makes you feel better, I thought your post was funny. :)

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  60. Couple of comments by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny


    Little brother? At its size, it is more like a booger of Earth.

    It has a highly complicated orbit. It must be female.

    Some have speculated that it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length.

    Better take out *a lot* of insurance before doing something like that.

    1. Re:Couple of comments by plutonium+binky · · Score: 2, Funny

      maybe its a stalker...like one in grade one or something... oooh someone has a crush on earth. :| all the good comments were already taken.

  61. 2600: The Space Hacker Quad Millinneal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2600: The Space Hacker Quad Millinneal

    We are a little beind schedual.

    -- Serial Killer

  62. Oh Pleaaase! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The martians shot ours down and this is their retaliation.

  63. Thank god for the BBC by INMCM · · Score: 0, Troll

    If it wasn't for foreign news agencies, I would never hear about stuff like this. Stupid American sensationalist journalism with their "Sniper" amd "War on Terror" and "March of Dimes Parade" coverage.

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  64. 37! by GMontag · · Score: 2

    The contractors are sooooo screwed!

  65. in orbital mechanics... by rebelcool · · Score: 2

    'quite some time' is quite a bit longer than 12 months.

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  66. Little brother planet? Dammit by Nathdot · · Score: 3, Funny

    So just like that it shows up into our lives and we're meant to be all happy about it.

    And I suppose we're expected to step in if Mercury or Venus start trying to take it's lunch money. And you know they're just gonna have a bigger brother as well. Don't we have enough problems with global warming and the like, without actively looking for trouble?

    EXT. SPACE

    2002 AA29:
    You better not pick on me or gonna get my brother earth and he'll kick your ass!

    MERCURY:
    Oh yeah, I'd like to see him try.

    EXT. SPACE - LATER

    EARTH:
    (sigh, to Mercury)
    I heard you were giving my little brother shit.
    (menacing)
    What're you going to do about it now?

    MERCURY:
    Have you met my brother Jupiter?

    From nowhere the gargantuan JUPITER appears.

    EARTH:
    Oh shit! Ay-Ay run!!!

    When will we, the citizens of earth, ever learn that violence never solves anything.

  67. THEY WOULD GO SLOWER by Dankling · · Score: 0

    the heavier the object orbiting the sun, the lighter it can be. why? cuz it has more inertia, thus more resistance to the pull of the sun. now, the small object must travel fast or it will get caught by the suns gravitational pull. the larger one can go slower and still stay in an orbit. add them together to get a larger mass, thus it will go slower to keep the same orbit

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    1. Re:THEY WOULD GO SLOWER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you're joking. You would make my physics teacher bang her head on the wall. Again.

    2. Re:THEY WOULD GO SLOWER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad there's no "-1, Does not understand basic physics" mod.

  68. 2600? I can hardly wait! by waterwheel · · Score: 1

    In 550AD, and again in 2600AD and 3880AD, for a while it will become a true satellite of our planet, in effect Earth's second moon, although technically it will remain under the gravitational control of the Sun.

    2600? Ooooh, I can hardly wait.

  69. Don't forget by commodoresloat · · Score: 2

    the miniature X10 cameras in the miniature SUVs...

  70. Mr. Bass's Planetoid! by tekrat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Gosh doesn't anyone read the SF of children's writer Eleanor Cameron?

    She wrote "The Wonderful Flight to the Mushroom Planet", but in "Mr. Bass's Planetoid", she created a tiny asteroid that allowed the two young protagonists to view the Earth while having landed their spaceship on this asteroid.

    Next thing you know, the BBC will report that we've discovered Lepton! Watch out Mushroom People, we're coming!

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    1. Re:Mr. Bass's Planetoid! by xTown · · Score: 1

      I loved those books when I was a kid. In fact, I just checked them out of the library not too long ago. They hold up remarkably well.

      Fire up the Brumbletron. Put the stroboscopic filter on your telescope. Mr. Theo Bass is sitting by his lantern, waiting for our call!

  71. nahhh... by commodoresloat · · Score: 2

    What they're saying is they're scouring the space beyond the mesosphere for used condoms. Those things can wreak havoc on a satellite, let me tell you.

    1. Re:nahhh... by Sn4xx0r · · Score: 1

      Only a true geek can have a fantasy of a condom being ejaculated into so hard that it achieves escape velocity.

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  72. too easy by commodoresloat · · Score: 2
    The Fermi Paradox [ufoskeptic.org] asks: If intelligent life is common, given the billions of years since the formation of our galaxy, why have E.T.'s not yet reached (and perhaps colonized) Earth?

    Because they're intelligent enough to stay away from this dump.

  73. Re:libertarians should be gassed by Myco · · Score: 2

    Hey, that's not funny. I heard that actually happened to some people a while back.

  74. Start looking for Gundam materials by geekguy · · Score: 1

    Bring it into Earth orbit eh? maby we can find Gundanium alloy on it, since it can only be made in space, then we can set up collonies that will eventualy be driven into earth by crazy men with strange headgear.

    That and I realy want to controle a giant mecha before I get old and die.

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  75. Size Matters by JoeRobe · · Score: 3, Informative

    I noticed a few people wondering how this would affect our planetary tides, orbit, etc. This would NOT affect the earth at all. Hell, it wouldn't even make that big of a crater if it hit us (why do I think I'm going to get flamed for that?)

    The thing is 100 meters wide. Imagine a 100 meter (300 foot) wide ball. If we just grabbed it and brought it to earth's surface (gently), it still wouldn't affect our tides at all. It's small enough to fit in a stadium. It's the size of a big hill. The point is that it wouldn't affect us at all.

    Also, the reason it wasn't seen that long ago was that it was too far away and too small to see with the naked eye. (we could barely see it with a scope).

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    1. Re:Size Matters by mpe · · Score: 2

      I noticed a few people wondering how this would affect our planetary tides, orbit, etc. This would NOT affect the earth at all.

      An object this size would have less effect on an ocean than flying an airliner over the same ocean. Gravity follows an inverse square law. I'm not even sure an asteroid made of nutronium that size would have sufficent mass to cause much in the way of tidal effects.

      Hell, it wouldn't even make that big of a crater if it hit us (why do I think I'm going to get flamed for that?

      Actually the worst thing an asteroid can do is hit the ocean, since a tsunami can propergate over an entire ocean basin. This isn't even than big compared with typical sea depth.

    2. Re:Size Matters by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Hell, it wouldn't even make that big of a crater if it hit us (why do I think I'm going to get flamed for that?)

      I don't think it could hit us; it would burn up during its descent.

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    3. Re:Size Matters by SlashDotIDOne · · Score: 1

      Doesn't that depend entirely upon its composition? An asteroid this size made of styrofoam may burn up really easily, but something, say, metallic or hard, nickel would do just fine, would be more than a case of severe bloating when travelling at very high speeds towards us. When you're dealing with gravity and objects at a distance 12x that of the moon, accelerating as it approaches Earth the entire time, you build up some rather insane velocities. A fly hitting your glasses at Mach V might still do some damage. F = ma and all... Just a thought, too lazy to look up the numbers :).

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    4. Re:Size Matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      err.... im thinking you dont know what causes the tides? or in fact what supposedly wiped out the dinosaurs

    5. Re:Size Matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      err.... im thinking you didnt read the article? the thing is 100 meters across, not enough to cause any tide. the rock that wiped out the dinosaurs was over 10 times bigger than this.

  76. a real answer to Fermi by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Or rather, a question; who's to say that other intelligent life in the universe is anything like our species? The idea that they can and should colonize us, study us, or even visit us seems like the height of anthropocentric hubris. They might not be "flesh-and-blood." They might have a completely different relation to matter and energy as we understand it. They might live in water. They might have no interest in enslaving us or looting our precious natural resources.

    1. Re:a real answer to Fermi by smallduck · · Score: 1

      "They're made out of meat."

      "Meat?"
      :
      "Officially, we are required to contact, welcome and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in this quadrant of the Universe, without prejudice, fear or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing."

      "I was hoping you would say that."

      "It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?"

      "I agree one hundred percent. What's there to say? 'Hello, meat. How's it going?'"

      http://www.terrybisson.com/meat.html

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    2. Re:a real answer to Fermi by evilviper · · Score: 2
      They might live in water.

      Hmm... Perhaps they are relatively small, bottle-nosed creatures? Let's call them dolphins. They mastered space travel, but had never before come across adversaries such as they found on earth. Their sonic waves of destruction had no apparent effect on us. For some reason we seemed actually drawn to it.

      Their space craft resembled wooly elephants, which early man promptly killed ate.

      Some time later, The president made a sacred pact with them, that they would get to live in peace on their land. That worked just fine until we found gold on their land, and promptly pushed them into the ocean. Then, to make things worse, we began dumping large ammounts of sewage on them, which they didn't like one bit. Occasionaly a few rebels will climb up onto the beach to try and take back their land. However, those evil tree-huggers hose them down and push them back in right away.

      That is how it went, until Lisa Simpson released their leader, and doomed all of manknid to live in the ocean.

      The End.
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  77. Confused... by abhinavnath · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How is this object considered a "companion" while Cruithne - Earth's "second moon" - is not?

    Earth's Second Moon

    2nd Moon Orbiting Earth Discovered

    Google Search: Cruithne

    Is there an astronomer in the house? Or anybody who could clarify this?

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    1. Re:Confused... by BiOFH · · Score: 3, Informative

      A companion is not the same as a satellite.
      That's all. A companion describes a similar orbit as another body. The Earth's moons have, necessarily, a slightly different orbit from the Earth if you plot them.

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    2. Re:Confused... by abhinavnath · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I understand the difference between a satellite and a companion. However Cruithne and this body both follow spiral orbits in resonance with the Earth. Neither body orbits the Earth directly. I wanted to know why 2002 AA29 was described as the "first ever" companion object found when 3753 Cruithne was discovered in 1997, and given the discoveries of 1998 UP1 and 2000 PH5.

      See Weigert for more information.

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    3. Re:Confused... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I wanted to know why 2002 AA29 was described as the "first ever" companion object found when 3753 Cruithne was discovered in 1997, and given the discoveries of 1998 UP1 and 2000 PH5.


      Probably racism. Cruithne is African American while AA29 is a WASP. Figures the racist American media would pick up on this and only promote AA29 as a true stellar object. Cruithne is just a typical hunk of space rock as African Americans have no souls.

    4. Re:Confused... by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

      I think it's because Cruithne and those have eccentric, inclined orbits. They merely have a resonance relationship with Earth. AA29 seems to follow Earth's orbit pretty closely, and stay near our orbital plane as well. This makes it more like the classical "Trojan" asteroid.

  78. Just a rock? by Superfreaker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now you will see the power of this FULLY FUNCTIONAL battle station!

  79. Venus by w00d · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here you go. Fap away!

    1. Re:Venus by garbs · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hot didly dang, I never realised how hot Earth's sister was, hoo wee.

  80. Planetary defense system.... by Mercury2k · · Score: 1

    I guess we really are "Big Brother".

    On a side note, shouldnt we be trying to go out, attach small effecient space engines to these fly bys and forcing them into orbit either around the earth or the moon to possibly be used one day to slingshot off at a more deadly threat?

    Please moderate this up! I think these kinda of thoughts deserve to be noticed and spoken about!

    1. Re:Planetary defense system.... by mpe · · Score: 2

      On a side note, shouldnt we be trying to go out, attach small effecient space engines to these fly bys and forcing them into orbit either around the earth or the moon to possibly be used one day to slingshot off at a more deadly threat?

      If you can redirect asteroids into such orbit it is very easy to change such a system into a weapon of mass destruction.
      No changes of the hardware are needed. The asteroid dosn't care if it's in stable Earth orbit, unstable Earth orbit or goint to collide with Earth.

  81. Ahem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fully Operational Battle Station

  82. Smallest Minivan by cappadocius · · Score: 1

    The World's smallest minivan. Comfortably seats one-twelfth.

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  83. That plot's been used multiple times by billstewart · · Score: 2
    I haven't seen the particular tripe you're referring to (I'm assuming you're talking about a particular instantiation of Donaldson's Law* as opposed to the whole SF genre), but there have been a number of SF stories and novels using the "planet on the other side of the Sun where we can't see it" plot device. Sometimes it's named Nemesis, though that name has been used more seriously for Sol's hypothetical relatively-dark companion star.


    * Donaldson's Law: Sturgeon was an optimist.

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    1. Re:That plot's been used multiple times by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I THINK he's referring to Gor, but I'm not sure as I've never read any of them.

      If so do a search for Gor on google, and I'm sure you'll get far too much info for your own comfort.

    2. Re:That plot's been used multiple times by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Yes, John Norman's Gor. The first 3 or so books were Barsoom pastiches (in the style of), then John Norman started to go really weirdly B&D.

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    3. Re:That plot's been used multiple times by billstewart · · Score: 1

      No thanks - the back covers were enough. What's surprising is that "The Eye of Argon" appears to date from 1970, which is early enough that the author probably hadn't read the Gor books at the time; it looks like the earliest one of them was 1969 or so.

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    4. Re:That plot's been used multiple times by nomadic · · Score: 2

      Hmm, interesting link, I didn't know Argon was written by a 16 year old. Kind of makes all the mocking unfair.

  84. Re:Effect on Earth by PhuCknuT · · Score: 1

    It's only 100 meters across. It would have to hit earth to have any effect. It also wouldn't be visible to the naked eye at 3.6M miles.

  85. Probably too small by billstewart · · Score: 2

    100 meters isn't very big. It'd be cheaper to ship that much stuff uphill ourselves rather than lassoing this one. Other nearby asteroids, such as Cruithne, would be more interesting possibilities, though I'd hate to have to fill out the Environmental Impact Report for potential hazards of mistakes....

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  86. Interesting... but wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Celestial Mechanics 101, first class:

    The solution to the two-body problem are elliptical orbits, not spirals flying out. Observed experimentally by Kepler and demontrated by Newton.well before 1700.

    Interplanetary probes escaping earth's gravity use rockets, and a 'gravity assist' is a totally different beast that requires passing close to a moving 3rd body.

    1. Re:Interesting... but wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Very good. Now solve the 3-body problem.

    2. Re:Interesting... but wrong by canadian_right · · Score: 2
      Earth, Sun, Asteroid - yup! thats three bodies.

      So we won't get a nice simple elipse.

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  87. Um... by SexyKellyOsbourne · · Score: 1

    Not even goatse or fecaljapan repels us... what makes you think garlic can?

    1. Re:Um... by cybermace5 · · Score: 1

      So, do you actually look at the photo right after you post the link? Because if you just keep posting the link and never really look at the pics, then what is there to be repelled from? Mere blue underlined words don't quite have the same effect.

      Just as much effect as me wearing a rope of garlic, I suppose. They're smelling pretty ripe right now.

      Hmm, I'm not actually wearing any garlic, strange....

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  88. Earth-Trojans by GarryOwen · · Score: 1

    We better find those Earth-Trojans before Earth's big date.

    Earth-Trojans: For safer planetary sex.

  89. Obligatory...... by raehl · · Score: 2

    1) Move asteroid into permanent earth orbit
    2) ?????
    3) PROFIT!

  90. Famous last words... by vikstar · · Score: 4, Funny

    "it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length."

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    1. Re:Famous last words... by sczimme · · Score: 2, Funny


      "Hey y'all - watch this!"

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  91. I've even seen by SexyKellyOsbourne · · Score: 1

    the Goatse Movie and tons of other things at places like stileproject that most humans would find beyond revolting -- but hey, I'm desensitized!

    Yes, I do usually check my links, even the browser crashers, before I troll them.

    1. Re:I've even seen by cybermace5 · · Score: 2

      Yeah, this one is lots of fun.

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  92. Re:meters, miles... the choice is clear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's easy to decide - just compare them thus:

    "My dick is .1525 meters long."

    versus

    "My dick is .00009 miles long."

    I think the preferred unit of unit measurement is pretty clear.

  93. Re:Effect on Earth by nurightshu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm a firm believer in astrology, and I think that this type of object might play some role. [...] Thought?

    Apparently not on your end of the connection, there's not. Now, I know we're supposed to be respectful of everyone's beliefs, no matter how crackpot or unfounded they may be, but come on! The URL is "science.slashdot.org," not "stuff-not-subject-to-empirical-proof,reason,or-ex perimentation.slashdot.org". This is a discussion about an asteroid in companion orbit (apparently of the L4 and L5 LaGrange points; see above), and you're wondering what effect it would have if 2002 AA29 were in the fifth house while Jupiter and Venus are in ascendance.

    In the immortal words of "Weird" Al Yankovic, "Now, you may find it inconceivable or at the least a bit unlikely that the relative positions of the planets and the stars could have some special deep significance that applies exclusively to only you." I do. 2002 AA29 has been conclusively proven to exist. Has the "like, influence of the planets, man" been subjected to the same rigorous standards?

    Didn't think so. Thank you, please drive through.

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  94. Earth must be hittin' middle age by mtec · · Score: 1

    gettin' asteriods, thinning on top, got a bulge in the middle...

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  95. What about the older one? by tobo · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but Earth's Big Brother has found YOU!

  96. what use? live there by tqft · · Score: 1

    Assuming all material is usable as builing material if not reduce the length of the constructed habitat ok - not a big palace but would you rather live ina dirty smelly city? Est radius 100 m Volume 4,188,790 m3 Habitat length 370 Habitat Radius 100 wall thickness 10 volume of material 4,188,790 checksum - should be zero rotation rate to get 1 g 3,141.59 rev/sec = 52.36 rpm (pi*(r^2))/t = 10 ms^(-2) t = 1/(10/(pi*(r^2))) =2*pi*r*l habitable area 232,711 m2

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  97. *cough* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fully Armed and Operational Battle Station.

  98. Re:Why the US will never switch to metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I take issue with no. 2. 1 degree Celsius is plenty.

    >25: t-shirt, shorts
    20-25: t-shirt, jeans
    15-20: sweatshirt, jeans
    5-15: jacket
    5: winter coat

    Adjust to taste for heat and cold sensitivity.

    Imagine if we measured in Kelvin, though... that would be confusing!

  99. There is another one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read about it here at Slashdot a year ago, or so. It is a small och following the Earth in a unusual horse-shoe shaped track.

    I cannot remember the name of that "second moon" as it was labeled then.

  100. Manned visits to the asteroid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    from the article:

    Already researchers are speculating that it could be visited by an unmanned spaceprobe or even become the first object after the Moon to be stepped on by astronauts.

    That would have to be one gingerly step. Any rock 100m wide would have such a miniscule gravitational attraction that attempting to "step" would likely send the astronaut ricocheting off into space. It might also adversely disrupt the orbit of the asteroid.

    Long ago, a reptilian species of space explorers, the Gorn, attempted a similar stunt. They reached the companion asteroid, but when they attempted to land on it, they knocked the rock from its peculiar orbit. 90 years later, it came crashing down to the Gorn's planet. The impact was a global catastrophe, wiping out nearly all the reptilian species on the planet.

  101. Re:Why the US will never switch to metric by weiyuent · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) Thousandths of an inch are useful in measuring machine tolerances, while millimeters are two gross and micrometers too fine.

    Millimeters are two gross? As in 2 x 144? ;-) I think you mean "too coarse".

    2)Celcius is not fine grained enough to figure out how to dress for the weather, while Fahrenheit allows one to easily judge whether or not to wear a jacket.

    You have got to be kidding me. Do you wear a hundred layers of tissue paper, peeling them off one by one at 1 Fahrenheit incremements? I've survived so far just by putting on a jacket when it get's close to freezing.

    3) In the English System, force is the fundemental unit and mass is the derived unit, while in the metric system, mass is fundemental and force is derived. This works well for science and engineering, but Joe Sixpack thinks in terms of weight on earth -- pounds of force.

    Oh please. So you're telling me that everyone who uses the metric system gets terribly confused when they have to speak in precise terms of mass vs. force? You must be denser *grin* than I thought.

  102. Re:Why the US will never switch to metric by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Informative

    Imagine if we measured in Kelvin, though... that would be confusing!

    Please; just subtract 273:

    >298K: t-shirt, shorts
    293K-298K:t-shirt, jeans
    etc...

  103. Klytus, I'm bored... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    What plaything can you offer me today?
    An obscure body in the S-K system, your Majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as the planet, "Earth."
    How peaceful it looks.
    (cue destruction)
    Most effective, your Majesty. Will you destroy this, uh, "Earth?"
    Later. I like to play with things a while before annihilation....

    (dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum....)

  104. Re:Why the US will never switch to metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Celcius is not fine grained enough to figure out how to dress for the weather, while Fahrenheit allows one to easily judge whether or not to wear a jacket.


    BWAHAHAHAHA, Oh geez you just lost it there didn't you. Oh shit the temp outside just change a few degrees what will I do run for the hills ahahhaha

  105. Re:Why the US will never switch to metric by Sn4xx0r · · Score: 1
    2) Celcius is not fine grained enough to figure out how to dress for the weather, while Fahrenheit allows one to easily judge whether or not to wear a jacket.

    ROFL. Celsius is exactly as fine grained as Fahrenheit! Good thing you decided to stay anonymous, as some future employer might read this. However, if you were to go into the comedy business...

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  106. Nah. Remember when you were a kid...? by Cl1mh4224rd · · Score: 1

    ...what you did to ants with a magnifying glass?

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  107. Re:Why the US will never switch to metric by mpe · · Score: 2

    1) Thousandths of an inch are useful in measuring machine tolerances, while millimeters are two gross and micrometers too fine.

    Since the second world war both the Imperial and US (English) inch have been defined as being exactly 25.4mm Prior to then these two inches were different enough that precision machine components would not fit. So in reality thousandths of an inch are 25.4 microns.

    2) Celcius is not fine grained enough to figure out how to dress for the weather, while Fahrenheit allows one to easily judge whether or not to wear a jacket.

    The weather forcast is always right, the weather never changes in a day, there is no variation in temperature over the forcast area? People were deciding to wear/not wear jackets long before any precision temperature scales were invented.

  108. Re:Why the US will never switch to metric(Nitpick) by klaasvakie · · Score: 1

    actually you would have to subtract 273.15

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  109. Found what? by rofa · · Score: 1

    They found it? Shit, gotta go.

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  110. Holy pr0n collection! by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 0, Redundant

    And she is damn HOT, I tell ya!

  111. Great just what earth needs... by DjMd · · Score: 1

    Just what we need...
    A little brother to chase us arround...
    And when he isn't chasing us? He is running arround in front of us... What a spaz!

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  112. Re:what use? live there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Auditioning for the Chief Engineer of the Enterprise or something? Or an Atreides Mentat?

    (yes, that's an insult, figure it out yourself)

  113. Shit ! I bought a new watch yesterday ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Won't the earth's speed and altitude from the sun be affected by the force it takes to change the
    asteroids direction. Has anyone calculated how much ? A new ice age comming or what ?

  114. Sex in space. by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

    Makes sense to me, physically seen.... but how do you *know*? Any hard (pun intended) evidence how sex in space would work? Or have you just the theoretical backing?

    1. Re:Sex in space. by be-fan · · Score: 2

      Apparently, it's impossible to push in space. They've tested this underwater in similar conditions, and apparently dolphins do the same thing.

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    2. Re:Sex in space. by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Sounds reasonable as testing grounds. But I've got heard of sex in pools (never did that myself, but willing to try *grin*) and that seems to work fairly well. Of course it is mostly along the side of the pool, so perhaps gripping well to the walls of the space station would work. We are not dolphins, we have hands ;-)

  115. Re:BBC, News for Nerds & stuff that REALLY mat by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    Yeah, but if you want to get the stuff for those 5 Funny posts, you have to cruise the quirkies at Ananova (Latin for nothing new?)

    Like this one: Man builds gun to fire pumpkin a mile If that isn't a geeky story, what is?

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  116. ANThropocentric by invid · · Score: 2

    "Colonize?" "ANThropocentric?" Are you trying to tell us the universe isn't really filled with giant ants? That's a relief! ;-)

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  117. Re:BBC, News for Nerds & stuff that REALLY mat by Sn4xx0r · · Score: 1

    5 miles. :-)

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  118. Re:BBC, News for Nerds & stuff that REALLY mat by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    Bah! Probably another dang conversion problem. :^)

    Too bad Gerald Bull didn't fire pumpkins instead of working for Saddam. A "Babylon Cannon" capable of orbital pumpkin delivery!

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  119. Danger!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't land there! That's where Guiron lives!

  120. Re:Why the US will never switch to metric by Casualposter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How do you figure that Celsius is exactly as fine grained as Fahrenheit? Degrees Kelvin and Degrees Celsius are exactly the same size, but 1 degree F is smaller than one degree C.

    Example: Freezing to Boiling on water is 32F to 212 F and 0 C to 100 C or 273 K to 373 K. Therefore, by simple math, there are 180 degrees F between the boiling and freezing of water, and only 100 degrees C or K for the same measurements. It would seem to me that the finer temperature scale is degrees F.

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  121. How many times are they going to "Find" this rock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or is it, How many times are they going to report the same rock as having "just" been found?

    Remember the reports from earlier this year?

    Didn't they say it had been found a year or two prior? The delay on the reports was to verify it's oddball horseshoe orbit.

    Sheesh!

  122. Re:Why the US will never switch to metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YBT. YHL. HAND.

  123. "reciprocating" fuel mileage by ShavenYak · · Score: 1

    Americans couldn't comprehend reciprocating fuel mileage (Liters/100km rather than mi/gal)

    Actually, it would be a lot harder to sell inefficient vehicles. Miles per gallon is actually backwards from what should really concern the consumer - how much it costs to go a given distance. The average consumer can't grok the extra cost as easily with mpg as they could with l/100km (or even gallons/100 miles, you don't have to go metric).

    Example: A family is looking at minivans and SUV's. They've narrowed it down to a minivan that gets 20mpg and an SUV that gets 15. Small difference, right? Well, suppose the economy is listed as l/100km. It's now 11.8 versus 15.7. So, every 100km they drive will cost over a buck more in the SUV.

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  124. Re:Effect on Earth by mpe · · Score: 2

    Now, the article says that the asteroid doesn't come closer than 3.6 million miles.... However, it'd be interesting to see any type of effects it may have environmentally, however minimal. Perhaps it may alter tides (albeit slightly) Also, be interesting to see if any significant events occured around 550AD....

    This is a large rock, the gravitational effect it would have on the oceans is utterly minute compared with everthing else going on in them. Waving your hands about over the sea would apply more gravitational force.

    Or maybe historically, it shaped events (much like comets before battles) as it probably would appear as a new brighter star in the sky.

    The object simply appears to be a rock of around 100m size. Comets are bright because they emit dust and gas which both scatters sunlight and is converted to plasma by the solar wind. The dust clouds and tail surrounding a comet are huge as well.

  125. Re:Why the US will never switch to metric by laertes · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Consider a mercury thermometer. Say we put a Celcius scale up the left side and a Farenheit scale on the right. Now, say the temperature goes up; obviously, the mercury goes up too. Now, here's why you get to say the two scales are equally as fine-grained: the mercury goes up the same amount on the left as on the right. So the decimal digits will differ, but we just use more signifigant digits anyway (we have an unlimited number of them, get it?).

    (To this post's grandparent) BTW, have you ever watched a weather report? They give temperatures in ranges (ie High 60's). With Celcius, the ranges will be tighter (ie 16C-17C), so I still don't understand your point.

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  126. Re:Why the US will never switch to metric by Sn4xx0r · · Score: 1

    My bad. Me confused F and K. Good thing I'm more or less anonymous so future employers can't backtrace me. :/ Anyway, I'm smart enough to figure out what to wear based on C temps. For me it's the Fahrenheit temps that give me trouble.

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  127. Sounds like my brother... by kr4jb · · Score: 2, Funny

    - is only about 100 metres wide
    - never comes closer than 3.6 million miles to our planet

    Sounds like my brother.

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  128. This object is easy to reach by mike449 · · Score: 2

    Massive amounts of fuel are necessary to change the orbit of a space probe so it differs sufficiently from the Earth orbit to reach other planets. If an object has an orbit similar to Earth, it is easy to reach. The spacecraft should be accelerated very slightly to change its orbit to coincide with the object.

  129. Watch for falling rocks by rendermouse · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Some have speculated that it could be nudged into a permanent Earth orbit where it could be studied at greater length. "

    Just what we need. Someone pushing huge space rocks closer to the planet to get a better look.

    Have you never broken a microscope slide by zooming in too far?

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  130. Re:I'd welcome an explanation of this. by Technician · · Score: 2

    In regards to your last line, I can shed a little light. If it was just the object and the earth, your point is valid. There is no real place to borrow a boost to escape the orbit. However we have a moon orbiting the earth. If an object in an outer orbit aproaches as the moon is oposite the earth, as the moon orbits lower (shorter day) the moon will follow the object taking some of it's energy slowing it into the earth orbit where it no longer has the energy to escape. Later the moon will lead the object and boost it enough to escape.
    For an over simple view not to reality but easy to visualize, imagine an object in orbit passing between the earth and moon. The sweet spot where the pull from the earth and moon are the same will be a spot where gravity no longer pulls the object in an orbit. In that space the object will travel in a straight line (no gravity pull from the earth), not in an orbit path. This can get an object boosted to a higher orbit.
    On the next trip around (since it's still in a lower orbit) it again catches up to the moon. As it catches up to the moon, it picks up speed raising it's orbit more while slowing it's time around the earth. As it follows the moon, it get slingshot to a higher and even slower orbit (longer day)so it never catches the moon and hitting it but is instead slung out of orbit now to orbit the sun for a few years until the timing is right for the process to be reversed and the object drop back out of the sun orbit back into the earth orbit.

    I hope this deceleration into orbit and re-acceleration back out explination works for you.

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  131. Re:BBC, News for Nerds & stuff that REALLY mat by operagost · · Score: 1

    Quick, we need regulations on the deadly Assault Pumpkins! No private citizen has the need for a pumpkin! Zucchini and apples make perfectly good pies! Do it for the CHILDREN!

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  132. Re:Why the US will never switch to metric by Hammer · · Score: 1

    1) Thousandths of an inch are useful in measuring machine tolerances, while millimeters are two gross and micrometers too fine.

    Are you insane?? When machining certain prescition bearings the tolerance is single digit micrometers and 1 thousands of an inch is 25.4 um. (but in typical american style this is probably fixed by measuring it in x/32 thousands of an inch ;->)
    Besides in the metric system that is easily fixed by using .02 mm or 20 um as your tolerance When we get to larger dimentions though... Shall I go from 1/4 inch to 3/8, 5/16, 9/32 or even 17/64 when I need bigger In metric You would define that as going from 3 mm to 3.1 or 3.12 or 3.095 and it would be clear both wich is bigger and which is more precise in measurement.

    2) Celcius is not fine grained enough to figure out how to dress for the weather, while Fahrenheit allows one to easily judge whether or not to wear a jacket.

    I suppose that is why American weather reports qualify the temp in 4-5 deg ranges and Canadian weather reports in 1-2 deg C ranges ;->

    3) In the English System, force is the fundemental unit and mass is the derived unit, while in the metric system, mass is fundemental and force is derived. This works well for science and engineering, but Joe Sixpack thinks in terms of weight on earth -- pounds of force.

    Buddy, now you lost it completely! Joe Sixpack will just convert 1 kg as little over 2 pounds. He does not have a clue about how those units are defined scientifically.

    Every time I drive south of the border I get confused though. 1 mile is how many feet? Why s it that an inch is split in 1/2,1/4,1/8,1/16 etc I guess the metric is to logical, 1 kilometer is 1000 meters and 1 meter is 1000 millimeters. Change one order of magnintude by moving the decimal point 1 position...

  133. Doom Planet?? by snuh · · Score: 0

    Could this possibly be related to the 'doom planet' that supposedly appears every once in a while and destroys all life on earth? Hrm. 2003 possibly the last gasp we'll all have before we're extinguished?

  134. Re:Why the US will never switch to metric by Darth+Hubris · · Score: 1

    The celcius scale is great; I'm just not used to it. I like the fact that it's based on the solid and gaseous states on water. If water freezes, it's 0, and if it boils, it's 100. Logical.

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  135. play a role.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    QUOTE
    Although only about 100 metres across 2002 AA29 may play a role in the manned exploration of space out of all proportion to its size. UNQUOTE

    What nonsense. Human kind is not even interested
    in going to the moon. Much less sending some persons
    to an astroid. A nice fantasy. Humans are only
    interested in procreating and killing other humans
    they view as a threat to themselves.

  136. OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets just send up a team of oil Drillers to take some core samples on the X11 and be done with it.

    Whats the problem here? they have more than 18 days.

  137. Not quite a parabola by Scott+Carnahan · · Score: 1

    Imagine you have a cannon. You fire a cannonball out of it, and it follows a parabolic path until it hits the ground (Boom).

    The path looks like a parabola in the same sense that the surface of the Earth looks flat. From a Newtonian standpoint, the path is not a parabola, but the end of an ellipse, one of whose foci is at the center of gravity of the the Earth-cannonball system. Since the Earth is essentially a homogeneous ball, we can pretend (as long as the cannonball is above the surface) that it is a point mass at its center of gravity, so the cannonball and the Earth are briefly mutually orbiting each other.

    Unfortunately, the ellipse will not be followed beyond the intersection of the trajectory with the Earth, even if the cannonball were made out of some kind of weakly interacting matter that could pass through atoms. This is because the gravitational force inside the Earth decreases in proportion to the distance from the center, instead of following the inverse square law.

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  138. Lots of replies with the wrong explanation by f97tosc · · Score: 2

    Of course, the part I don't get, *why* can't it hit the Earth? In roughly the same orbit around the sun, a much smaller mass has to travel MUCH slower than the Earth to maintain that orbit

    The first sentence is actually a very valid question. However, the question is not answered by pointing out the error of the second sentence, as a zillion posts have done by now.

    After all, if the object has an orbit that is just infinitesimally different from Earth, one would think that it would hit us sooner or later. And would it not make sense that the object were attracted by Earth when it got somewhat closer?

    The real reason that the object will never hit us has to do with complex three-body interactions (sun, earth, object) The motion of the smaller body is called libration: it repeatedly gains and falls back in its orbit relative to the larger body, but never approaches it. This situation exists in several other places in the solar system, for example the "Trojan asteroids", which orbit the Sun in the same orbit as Jupiter, but can never approach the giant planet very closely.

    Tor

  139. Scientology Vindicated!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turns out they were right all along!

    Join now before they sue this post off the face of the Earth.

  140. Bad joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there life on "Earth's Little Brother?" Then you might be able to say "Little Brother is Watching You."

  141. knots make sense, the rest of it wooie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    knots are just "nautical miles per hour". one nautical mile is one arc minute (1/60th of 1/360th of the earth). in feet that is something like 6072; doesn't matter much exactly, the main point, one nautical mile is extremely convenient for navigation. so much that I doubt navigation would ever be changed to "metric".

    statute miles, feet, bah!!! much better off with SI.

    1. Re:knots make sense, the rest of it wooie by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 2
      - +/-one nautical mile is one arc minute (1/60th of 1/360th of the earth). ..... extremely convenient for navigation, so much [so] that I doubt navigation would ever be changed to "metric".

      One kilometre is 1/10,000 of the distance from the north/south pole to the equator. Much easier to count for us 10-fingered types.

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  142. Re:libertarians should be gassed by bradkittenbrink · · Score: 1

    how is this not modded as flamebait???

  143. Finish the quote. by Eevee · · Score: 1

    but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to reaize that every single one of the is absolutely true.

    1. Re:Finish the quote. by nurightshu · · Score: 1

      Yes, the stanza does end that way. However, to believe that Mr. Yankovic was not parodying the excessive credulity of astrologers and their gullible dupes would mean that something was seriously wrong with my sarcasm detector. Can't put HTML tags in a song, can you?

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  144. That wasn't NASA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that was JPL (Jet Propulsion Lab)! Let's blame the correct agency, shall we? :)

  145. heh, brilliant! by commodoresloat · · Score: 2

    I've never seen this before; thanks for the link. It's hilarious.

  146. Like Us by The+Raven · · Score: 2

    David Brin (Sci Fi Author) considers this in the universe his novels take place in. He postulates silicon/mechanical, energy, gas giant, oxygen (including humans and most of the species interacted with in the series), and a couple other life types that I cannot recall offhand. The various types do not interact normally, because they do not have much of a common frame of reference to comminicate with and/or do not compete much for resources.

    He also has a reason for why Earth was not visited much by aliens... we were not at an 'easy access point' in the wormholes that most aliens use to travel around with.

    I like science fiction that really tries to make explanations that cover all the bases. :-)

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  147. 1,1,2,3......5? by mikeybee · · Score: 1

    The mile markers on I-85 in Alabama couldn't be so cool anymore - now they go 1,1,2,3,2,4,3,5,6,4,7,8,5,9, etc....

    at first I thought "Cool! the I-85 is marked in a Fibonacci sequence!" ...
  148. Much more information including orbital animations by jhamm · · Score: 1

    This link has much more information including MPG animations of the horseshoe orbit.

    http://www.astro.queensu.ca/~wiegert/AA29/AA29.h tm l

  149. Re:libertarians should be gassed by SlashDotIDOne · · Score: 1

    the real question is, how the hell did it get +5, funny?! the second question is, why the heck didn't anyone interject a comment about anonymous cowards being far more deserving?!

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  150. Re:Why the US will never switch to metric by Casualposter · · Score: 1

    I've GOT several of those thermometers and for the exact purpose that you are talking about, you would have to use tenths of a degree C to get a scale finer than degrees F. But then you have tenths of a degree F too, which are smaller than tenths of degree C, and so on and so forth until you get sick of dividing the stick into smaller and smaller pieces.

    Unfortunately, the practical application of the thermometer would clearly demonstrate that one rapidly runs into a readibility problem with tenths of degree C. (and thus the rise of the digital thermometers) Now, the scale on a thermometer can be adjusted so that it is good for any range of measurements, with in the physical limitations of glass and mercury, but that still leaves you with Degrees F being smaller than degrees C and therefore Finer. This is really about the definition of "Finer" in relation to scale. Finer means smaller. In measurements, the smaller the unit of measure, the finer the scale. In sand paper the smaller the grains of sand glued to the paper, the Finer the sandpaper. Powdered sugar is finer grained than granulated sugar. So the amount of distance that the mecury travels is not related to "fineness" of the scale you measure it with.

    And NO you do not have an unlimted number of significant digits. Go back to your chemistry textbook and look up the whole process of significant digits and then error propagation in scientific measurements. While the numbers to left and right of the decimal point are infinite in pure mathematics, they are limited in practical science by the precision of the device. For a thermometer the error lies in the estimated number. A scale in which single degrees F or C are listed could be read as XY.Z where Z is estimated to be some fraction between XY and XY+1. The number of significant digits in this example is 3, and not unlimited.

    Sorry, but your comment seems to indicate that you've little practical application of both significant digits and temperature measurements. I do this every day.

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  151. Re:Why the US will never switch to metric by jonadab · · Score: 1

    > The celcius scale is great; I'm just not used to it. I like the
    > fact that it's based on the solid and gaseous states on water.
    > If water freezes, it's 0, and if it boils, it's 100. Logical.

    It's just as arbitrary as any other scale. You've assumed standard
    atmospheric pressure, which pretty much negates any benefit your
    logic might have had for science, and as for ordinary people, the
    vast bulk of all conversation involving temperature has to do with
    the weather, not with water boiling. The _only_ argument for the
    switch to Celsius that makes _any_ sense is, that's what the rest
    of the world uses. This argument doesn't go over well in the US,
    for attitude reasons. Consequently, no switch to Celsius is very
    likely to happen terribly soon.

    Fahrenheit is actually great for weather, because 100 is about as
    warm as you would ever want it to be, and 0 is about as cold as
    most people would ever want it to be (though personally I don't
    mind if it's cooler than that). Sure, it's arbitrary, but it
    connects well with the way most people think. Celsius would work
    alright if you were used to it, but... we're not.

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  152. Galia: Hector Servadac,Julio Verne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems to be Galia
    On Hector Servadac ,Julio Verne
    Sombody remeber it ?
    This sister should be named Galia !!