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  1. Re:Since when.... on FBI Accuses Researcher of Hacking Plane, Seizes Equipment · · Score: 1

    "and I'm surprised to see a comment like yours modded to +5."

    You must be new here. Here, let me show you the collection of endless reposts.

  2. subject on No Black Hole Or Magnetic Monopole: Tunguska Really Was a Meteor · · Score: 1

    Other things that probably didn't cause the Tunguska event: demons, kangaroos, cell phone radiation, the moon hitting your eye like a big pizza pie.

  3. subject on Proposed NJ Law Allows Cops To Search Phones At Crash Scenes · · Score: 1

    'then heâ(TM)s got to do what? Subpoena the service to see if the phone was actively used or not?'

    "Policin's haaaaaard!"

  4. Re:Another false dichotomy on Fear of Death Makes People Into Believers (of Science) · · Score: 1

    "At one time, science was the pursuit of truth, but nowadays it has become corrupted into the pursuit of fame and fortune."

    Yes, because when I see that famous blonde in the Ferrari, I know she must be a particle physicist. Lousy rich scientists with their swag.

  5. Re:Taser International is the wrong group to do th on Watching the Police: Will Two-Way Surveillance Reduce Crime? · · Score: 1

    1-800-PHONICS.

  6. Re:Which amendment would you like to lose today? on Verizon Ordered To Provide All Customer Data To NSA · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "USA military is by far the strongest military in the world"

    And look how bogged down it got against peasants and farmers in Vietnam, Afghanistan, etc.

    Your argument is amusing.

  7. Re:Solution is smaller government / reduced spendi on Verizon Ordered To Provide All Customer Data To NSA · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Not if you consistently vote in people who aim for reduced spending and smaller government."

    I've seen a lot of mouthy political bullshit along these lines, but no actual politicians who are interested in implementing it (lots and lots of politicians who want to reduce spending in areas they don't like, while increasing it for areas they do, however).

  8. Re:Taser International is the wrong group to do th on Watching the Police: Will Two-Way Surveillance Reduce Crime? · · Score: 1

    You routinely keep cans of Pepsi in your pockets?

  9. Re:Taser International is the wrong group to do th on Watching the Police: Will Two-Way Surveillance Reduce Crime? · · Score: 1

    "If you confront police with a weapon you may die."

    Or if you "confront" them with a wallet. Or if you're holding a can of Pepsi. Or if you're minding your own fucking business.

  10. Re:Surprise is that this doesn't happen already on US Entertainment Industry To Congress: Make It Legal For Us To Deploy Rootkits · · Score: 1

    They're just a poor mom and pop operation trying to make ends meet, hence the need for the additional Ask Toolbar revenue stream.

  11. I'm just going to go ahead and start pirating everything. Including cars. Suck it, industry.

  12. subject on PETA Wants To Sue Anonymous HuffPo Commenters · · Score: 1

    Suck my sweaty balls, PETA.

  13. Re:I hate these threads on NASA TESS Observatory Will Hunt For Alien Life On "Super-Earth" Exoplanets · · Score: 1

    Don't forget about the dumb fuck UFO conspiracy nuts who think a government that can't cover up blowjobs would be capable of preventing leaks about alien visitors for over 60 years.

  14. subject on Yahoo Joins Growing List of Bidders For Hulu · · Score: 1

    Is Yahoo a money laundering operation? How the fuck did they have $1Bn lying around to begin with?

  15. Re:link to the article (free) on Predicting IQ With a Simple Visual Test · · Score: 1

    You have violated the CFAA. Please report to your nearest DoJ branch office for processing.

  16. Can you blame them for this response? on White House: Use Metric If You Want, We Don't Care · · Score: 1

    Imagine the republican attack ads if this White House decided to switch over:

    "Obama wants to force your kids to use metric...just like those socialists in [ominous musical stab] LIBERAL ENGLAND."

  17. Re:WGET? The Devil's Tool! on Reporters Threatened, Labeled Hackers For Finding Security Hole · · Score: 1

    Are you sure about the genesis of PEEK/POKE? I was using them in Integer BASIC, before MS came out with Applesoft.

  18. Re:Clever guy on The Hunt For LulzSec's Missing Sixth Member · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why do you think it appears to give intelligent reactions?

  19. nope on Google Betting Its Google+ Systems Know What's Best For You · · Score: 1

    Google's broken analytics keep telling me I would enjoy Drudge and Limbaugh apps, when I know damn well that I won't. To be fair, though, it's based on what's popular in my area. Other things "popular in [my] area" of Denver include local channel 7 affiliate apps from fucking Michigan and the like.

    Google's shotgun approach to personalization has yet to impress me.

  20. How to talk like a C[E,F,I,O]O on How To Talk Like a CIO · · Score: 1

    "Hurf derrrf I have cocks in my mouth!"

    Nailed it.

  21. Re:Lather, rinse, rage on Florida DOT Cuts Yellow Light Delay Ignoring Federal Guidelines, Citations Soar · · Score: 1

    "Ever notice how 18-wheelers drive on a highway in heavy stop-and-start traffic? Notice how they generally let giant holes open in front of them?"

    That's a direct effect of mass, not because truckers are interested in making traffic better.

  22. Re:Short yellow lights are a safety hazard on Florida DOT Cuts Yellow Light Delay Ignoring Federal Guidelines, Citations Soar · · Score: 1

    Cities aren't the only ones who try to get away with this. I was ticketed by campus police for parking on railroad tracks. I sent in a photo of the car, parked on the tracks, with the decades-abandoned tracks running right under the pavement still in frame a few feet from the car, along with a note that told them to go fuck themselves. Never heard anything more about it.

  23. Dumb Fucks on NTSB Recommends Lower Drunk Driving Threshold Nationwide: 0.05 BAC · · Score: 1

    "That's about one drink for a woman weighing less than 120 lbs., two for a 160 lb. man."

    Of what? Wine? 3.2 beer? Everclear? How many Olympic-sized swimming pools of this mystery liquid would it take to put half a football field full of average-sized men (lined up head to feet) over the new legal limit?

    Suck it, AP.

  24. Re:The farmer's recourse is to sue to sell on Supreme Court Rules For Monsanto In Patent Case · · Score: 1

    "Wait till that gene transfers to the weeds."

    It already has.

  25. I read that headline too fast on Bill Gates Opens Up About Steve Jobs · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates opens up Steve Jobs. "Yup, still dead."