GNAA Announces Victory over AOL GNAA Announces Victory over AOL Monday, May 17 2004, GNAA, Nigeria
"Who is the Greatest Man Alive?" - If you ask Gary Niger, he'll tell
you it is most definitely Osama Bin Laden.
The Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA) announced today
further victory in their current program to bring about total breakdown of the
AOL customer relation system.
AOL Corporate Policy has been changed after GNAA (Gay Nigger
Association of America) special operative Gary Niger's constant abuse of
their "secret question" program designed to provide a futile illusion of
security for the mongoloids and sodomites that comprise their customer
base.
The "custom question" option, allowing users to create their own question,
has been removed following the efforts of Niger and other fearsome Gay Niggers
from the GNAA's top secret "Black Ops" divison.
With the removal of this option, trolls are now forced to use pre-approved
AOL "secret question" options when signing up for fraudlent accounts for the
purpose of downloading gay pornography and meeting up with the clandestine
"homo thug" underground.
"I don't know why it changed, exactly. Corporate HQ didn't tell us," said
Tracy, an AOL representative. "It happened two or three days ago."
Tracy was unavailable for further comment, as she was masturbating furiously
under her desk - claiming that "Ten guys were on the phone and (she) had to
take them all on."
An AOL executive, speaking under the condition of anonymnity, said the
change in policy came after widespread employee unrest, culminating in an
incident of mass sodomy taking place in the Ogden, Utah call center.
Gary Niger and other members of the GNAA "Black Ops" division continue to
use the "custom question" trolling technique with various punjabis in the
Bangalore, India call center - who haven't gotten the memo yet.
Meanwhile, GNAA Command is working on the creation of new methods of
trolling to work within the confines of this new standard, still flush with
victory.
Nick Berg's head was unavailable for comment at the time of this
release.
About America Online, Inc.
America Online, Inc. is a wholly owned subsidiary of subsidiary of Time
Warner Inc. Based in Dulles, Virginia, America Online is the world's leader in
interactive services, Web brands, Internet technologies and e-commerce
services.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
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GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Happy 9/11 From The GNAA Happy 9/11 From The GNAA Gnaa, Nigeria
We at the GNAA (Gay Nigger Association
of America) would like to wish you seasons greetings on this most glorious
day.
As we reach the third anniversary of the momentous destruction of two large ugly
buildings by the highly trained agents of mossad (Israels notorious
anti-gentile secret service), and the war against sandniggers everywhere that
ensued, we have entered into what is widely recognised as a golden age of
trolling. This could not have been possible
without the assistance of YOU!
Without the glorious genocidal activites of hooknosed Jews, the gulliblity
of pinko Slashbots soaking up whatever Michael Moore shits out, the whining of
eurotrash clinging to the tattered remnants of Socialism, and of course,
without the poorly washed Muslims who, as we speak, continue their holy and
righteous Jihad against the evils of the Israeli Bus Service. Without these
people, without you people, our jobs would be so much more taxing, and far less
rewarding.
As your family gathers around the Osama Tree to exchange your gifts of toy
Boeings and charred Firemen, we at the GNAA hope that you can all get
together in celebration. To pass down your memories of the shock, awe, and
arousal you felt. To recall your joy as your anti-Bush FUD was modded to +5,
insightful. To remember your hilarious puns at the size of John Kerry's chin,
and how they earned you +o in #politics. To giggle girlishly at how your
crippling zergrush wowed all who viewed your rancidly coloured MIDI infested xanga blog.
But most importantly of all. The GNAA would also like to issue our fondest
desire for world peace. And hold firm in our resolve that the bloodshed can
only be resolved through the pacifying and unifying acts of male-on-male sodomy
and fellatio, and through a peaceful male-only world. Can the leaders of the
world put aside their differences once and for all and love their fellow man?
Can we swap our rusty kalashnikovs for a warm meaty dong? Our explosive belts
for exploding rectums? We can only hope.
The World Trade Center (WTC) was built in the 1960's by well-known
drug-addicted architect Guy Niguere. On massive levels of barbiturates at the
time, Niguere made many mistakes in the design of the building, but
structurally and stylistically. This led to the towers easy destruction by the
Israeli.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member. GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing
GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of
America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join
today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
LastMeasure hits the 100000 watermark LastMeasure hits the 100000 watermark Zeikfried - Reuters, Nigeria
In a self congratulatory press conference described by one historical
analyst as to be "worth 10 Dresdens", the now world famous egalitarians of the
Gay Nigger Association of America announced to the worlds press that their
highly successful open source lastmeasure project has now reached over one
hundred thousand homes across the world.
Amidst a snowstorm of tickertape and parade like festivity, Penisbird, one
of the founders of the LastMeasure project, screeched triumphantly from his now
gold plated dong perch that the exponental growth of the sought after shock
site can only continue. And even those outside the GNAAs dark skinned sphere of
influence can only agree, in the face of the cutting edge "xangadot" marketing
techniques applied by GNAA LM sales reps Incog, Saturn, Trake, qat, and
Zeikfred Tuvai.
The sheer ferocity of the xangadot effect has caught many by surprise, none
more so than xanga spokesperson AzN_ThuG_08, who was quoted as saying
"MUTHAFUCKA TAKE DOWN MAH SITE...BITCH IM LETTIN U...FUCK DIS SITE AND FUCK U
TOO. I CAN MAKE A NEW ONE I GOT THA TIME u stupid muthafucka" before driving
his nitroglycerin laced riced up honda into GNAA Headquarters in a suicidal and
dastardly attempt to decapitate the GNAA leadership. Thankfully the 140 decibel
exhaust of the now vapourised vehicle allowed the surrounding buildings to be
evacuated several minutes before the atrocity took place.
Speaking from his converted 1970's brothel, overpaid financial analyst Gary
Niger told Reuters, "The effects of what has been dubbed the 'Open Source Final
Solution' can be felt in almost every area of digital society. A striking
example of this would be the once worthless.info TLD being re-energised with a
huge cash and semen injection from the GNAA LastMeasure project, punctuated by
Netcrafts recent confirmation that the GNAA has now gained a massive
controlling stake in.info over the course of the past 2 months".
Can this momentum continue? Or has LastMeasure reached its unsurpassable
xenith, with the only way left down? GNAA President timecop refused to comment,
instead choosing to bathe naked in a pool of Yen laughing insanely. The
future seems bright.
About LastMeasure:
A primitive version of LastMeasure was concieved by Penisbird of the GNAA
after playing with an AIM utility named AIM Invader. It offered Penisbird a
myriad of ways to crash AIM clients. By far the most powerful crash was the
"last measure" crash, which would inundate an AIM client with file transfer
requests, buddy list sends, messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM
client crashed due to lack of RAM.
The LastMeasure site originally consisted of Penisbird, Goatse, Tubgirl,
Lemonparty, and Shitfaced Lady. But has expanded to include many other of the
internets treasured icons. And with the addition of StatsMeasure, the clipboard
data of thousands of unwitting victims has now been exposed for the world to
see.
For more information about LastMeasure, visit the official website,
LastMeasure.com
LastMeasure is licensed under the BSD Version 2 License.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
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LastMeasure hits the 100000 watermark LastMeasure hits the 100000 watermark Zeikfried - Reuters, Nigeria
In a self congratulatory press conference described by one historical
analyst as to be "worth 10 Dresdens", the now world famous egalitarians of the
Gay Nigger Association of America announced to the worlds press that their
highly successful open source lastmeasure project has now reached over one
hundred thousand homes across the world.
Amidst a snowstorm of tickertape and parade like festivity, Penisbird, one
of the founders of the LastMeasure project, screeched triumphantly from his now
gold plated dong perch that the exponental growth of the sought after shock
site can only continue. And even those outside the GNAAs dark skinned sphere of
influence can only agree, in the face of the cutting edge "xangadot" marketing
techniques applied by GNAA LM sales reps Incog, Saturn, Trake, qat, and
Zeikfred Tuvai.
The sheer ferocity of the xangadot effect has caught many by surprise, none
more so than xanga spokesperson AzN_ThuG_08, who was quoted as saying
"MUTHAFUCKA TAKE DOWN MAH SITE...BITCH IM LETTIN U...FUCK DIS SITE AND FUCK U
TOO. I CAN MAKE A NEW ONE I GOT THA TIME u stupid muthafucka" before driving
his nitroglycerin laced riced up honda into GNAA Headquarters in a suicidal and
dastardly attempt to decapitate the GNAA leadership. Thankfully the 140 decibel
exhaust of the now vapourised vehicle allowed the surrounding buildings to be
evacuated several minutes before the atrocity took place.
Speaking from his converted 1970's brothel, overpaid financial analyst Gary
Niger told Reuters, "The effects of what has been dubbed the 'Open Source Final
Solution' can be felt in almost every area of digital society. A striking
example of this would be the once worthless.info TLD being re-energised with a
huge cash and semen injection from the GNAA LastMeasure project, punctuated by
Netcrafts recent confirmation that the GNAA has now gained a massive
controlling stake in.info over the course of the past 2 months".
Can this momentum continue? Or has LastMeasure reached its unsurpassable
xenith, with the only way left down? GNAA President timecop refused to comment,
instead choosing to bathe naked in a pool of Yen laughing insanely. The
future seems bright.
About LastMeasure:
A primitive version of LastMeasure was concieved by Penisbird of the GNAA
after playing with an AIM utility named AIM Invader. It offered Penisbird a
myriad of ways to crash AIM clients. By far the most powerful crash was the
"last measure" crash, which would inundate an AIM client with file transfer
requests, buddy list sends, messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM
client crashed due to lack of RAM.
The LastMeasure site originally consisted of Penisbird, Goatse, Tubgirl,
Lemonparty, and Shitfaced Lady. But has expanded to include many other of the
internets treasured icons. And with the addition of StatsMeasure, the clipboard
data of thousands of unwitting victims has now been exposed for the world to
see.
For more information about LastMeasure, visit the official website,
LastMeasure.com
LastMeasure is licensed under the BSD Version 2 License.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER
ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy
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GNAA Announces Victory over AOL
Monday, May 17 2004, GNAA, Nigeria
"Who is the Greatest Man Alive?" - If you ask Gary Niger, he'll tell you it is most definitely Osama Bin Laden.
The Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA) announced today further victory in their current program to bring about total breakdown of the AOL customer relation system.
AOL Corporate Policy has been changed after GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) special operative Gary Niger's constant abuse of their "secret question" program designed to provide a futile illusion of security for the mongoloids and sodomites that comprise their customer base.
The "custom question" option, allowing users to create their own question, has been removed following the efforts of Niger and other fearsome Gay Niggers from the GNAA's top secret "Black Ops" divison.
With the removal of this option, trolls are now forced to use pre-approved AOL "secret question" options when signing up for fraudlent accounts for the purpose of downloading gay pornography and meeting up with the clandestine "homo thug" underground.
"I don't know why it changed, exactly. Corporate HQ didn't tell us," said Tracy, an AOL representative. "It happened two or three days ago."
Tracy was unavailable for further comment, as she was masturbating furiously under her desk - claiming that "Ten guys were on the phone and (she) had to take them all on."
An AOL executive, speaking under the condition of anonymnity, said the change in policy came after widespread employee unrest, culminating in an incident of mass sodomy taking place in the Ogden, Utah call center.
Gary Niger and other members of the GNAA "Black Ops" division continue to use the "custom question" trolling technique with various punjabis in the Bangalore, India call center - who haven't gotten the memo yet.
Meanwhile, GNAA Command is working on the creation of new methods of trolling to work within the confines of this new standard, still flush with victory.
Nick Berg's head was unavailable for comment at the time of this release.
About America Online, Inc.
America Online, Inc. is a wholly owned subsidiary of subsidiary of Time Warner Inc. Based in Dulles, Virginia, America Online is the world's leader in interactive services, Web brands, Internet technologies and e-commerce services.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Happy 9/11 From The GNAA
Gnaa, Nigeria
We at the GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) would like to wish you seasons greetings on this most glorious day.
As we reach the third anniversary of the momentous destruction of two large ugly buildings by the highly trained agents of mossad (Israels notorious anti-gentile secret service), and the war against sandniggers everywhere that ensued, we have entered into what is widely recognised as a golden age of trolling. This could not have been possible without the assistance of YOU!
Without the glorious genocidal activites of hooknosed Jews, the gulliblity of pinko Slashbots soaking up whatever Michael Moore shits out, the whining of eurotrash clinging to the tattered remnants of Socialism, and of course, without the poorly washed Muslims who, as we speak, continue their holy and righteous Jihad against the evils of the Israeli Bus Service. Without these people, without you people, our jobs would be so much more taxing, and far less rewarding.
As your family gathers around the Osama Tree to exchange your gifts of toy Boeings and charred Firemen, we at the GNAA hope that you can all get together in celebration. To pass down your memories of the shock, awe, and arousal you felt. To recall your joy as your anti-Bush FUD was modded to +5, insightful. To remember your hilarious puns at the size of John Kerry's chin, and how they earned you +o in #politics. To giggle girlishly at how your crippling zergrush wowed all who viewed your rancidly coloured MIDI infested xanga blog.
But most importantly of all. The GNAA would also like to issue our fondest desire for world peace. And hold firm in our resolve that the bloodshed can only be resolved through the pacifying and unifying acts of male-on-male sodomy and fellatio, and through a peaceful male-only world. Can the leaders of the world put aside their differences once and for all and love their fellow man? Can we swap our rusty kalashnikovs for a warm meaty dong? Our explosive belts for exploding rectums? We can only hope.
Happy Holidays!
From The Gay Nigger Association of America
About WTC
The World Trade Center (WTC) was built in the 1960's by well-known drug-addicted architect Guy Niguere. On massive levels of barbiturates at the time, Niguere made many mistakes in the design of the building, but structurally and stylistically. This led to the towers easy destruction by the Israeli.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!
Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
LastMeasure hits the 100000 watermark
Zeikfried - Reuters, Nigeria
In a self congratulatory press conference described by one historical analyst as to be "worth 10 Dresdens", the now world famous egalitarians of the Gay Nigger Association of America announced to the worlds press that their highly successful open source lastmeasure project has now reached over one hundred thousand homes across the world.
Amidst a snowstorm of tickertape and parade like festivity, Penisbird, one of the founders of the LastMeasure project, screeched triumphantly from his now gold plated dong perch that the exponental growth of the sought after shock site can only continue. And even those outside the GNAAs dark skinned sphere of influence can only agree, in the face of the cutting edge "xangadot" marketing techniques applied by GNAA LM sales reps Incog, Saturn, Trake, qat, and Zeikfred Tuvai.
The sheer ferocity of the xangadot effect has caught many by surprise, none more so than xanga spokesperson AzN_ThuG_08, who was quoted as saying "MUTHAFUCKA TAKE DOWN MAH SITE...BITCH IM LETTIN U...FUCK DIS SITE AND FUCK U TOO. I CAN MAKE A NEW ONE I GOT THA TIME u stupid muthafucka" before driving his nitroglycerin laced riced up honda into GNAA Headquarters in a suicidal and dastardly attempt to decapitate the GNAA leadership. Thankfully the 140 decibel exhaust of the now vapourised vehicle allowed the surrounding buildings to be evacuated several minutes before the atrocity took place.
Speaking from his converted 1970's brothel, overpaid financial analyst Gary Niger told Reuters, "The effects of what has been dubbed the 'Open Source Final Solution' can be felt in almost every area of digital society. A striking example of this would be the once worthless .info TLD being re-energised with a
huge cash and semen injection from the GNAA LastMeasure project, punctuated by
Netcrafts recent confirmation that the GNAA has now gained a massive
controlling stake in .info over the course of the past 2 months".
Can this momentum continue? Or has LastMeasure reached its unsurpassable xenith, with the only way left down? GNAA President timecop refused to comment, instead choosing to bathe naked in a pool of Yen laughing insanely. The future seems bright.
About LastMeasure:
A primitive version of LastMeasure was concieved by Penisbird of the GNAA after playing with an AIM utility named AIM Invader. It offered Penisbird a myriad of ways to crash AIM clients. By far the most powerful crash was the "last measure" crash, which would inundate an AIM client with file transfer requests, buddy list sends, messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM client crashed due to lack of RAM.
The LastMeasure site originally consisted of Penisbird, Goatse, Tubgirl, Lemonparty, and Shitfaced Lady. But has expanded to include many other of the internets treasured icons. And with the addition of StatsMeasure, the clipboard data of thousands of unwitting victims has now been exposed for the world to see.
For more information about LastMeasure, visit the official website, LastMeasure.com
LastMeasure is licensed under the BSD Version 2 License.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the b
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LastMeasure hits the 100000 watermark
Zeikfried - Reuters, Nigeria
In a self congratulatory press conference described by one historical analyst as to be "worth 10 Dresdens", the now world famous egalitarians of the Gay Nigger Association of America announced to the worlds press that their highly successful open source lastmeasure project has now reached over one hundred thousand homes across the world.
Amidst a snowstorm of tickertape and parade like festivity, Penisbird, one of the founders of the LastMeasure project, screeched triumphantly from his now gold plated dong perch that the exponental growth of the sought after shock site can only continue. And even those outside the GNAAs dark skinned sphere of influence can only agree, in the face of the cutting edge "xangadot" marketing techniques applied by GNAA LM sales reps Incog, Saturn, Trake, qat, and Zeikfred Tuvai.
The sheer ferocity of the xangadot effect has caught many by surprise, none more so than xanga spokesperson AzN_ThuG_08, who was quoted as saying "MUTHAFUCKA TAKE DOWN MAH SITE...BITCH IM LETTIN U...FUCK DIS SITE AND FUCK U TOO. I CAN MAKE A NEW ONE I GOT THA TIME u stupid muthafucka" before driving his nitroglycerin laced riced up honda into GNAA Headquarters in a suicidal and dastardly attempt to decapitate the GNAA leadership. Thankfully the 140 decibel exhaust of the now vapourised vehicle allowed the surrounding buildings to be evacuated several minutes before the atrocity took place.
Speaking from his converted 1970's brothel, overpaid financial analyst Gary Niger told Reuters, "The effects of what has been dubbed the 'Open Source Final Solution' can be felt in almost every area of digital society. A striking example of this would be the once worthless .info TLD being re-energised with a
huge cash and semen injection from the GNAA LastMeasure project, punctuated by
Netcrafts recent confirmation that the GNAA has now gained a massive
controlling stake in .info over the course of the past 2 months".
Can this momentum continue? Or has LastMeasure reached its unsurpassable xenith, with the only way left down? GNAA President timecop refused to comment, instead choosing to bathe naked in a pool of Yen laughing insanely. The future seems bright.
About LastMeasure:
A primitive version of LastMeasure was concieved by Penisbird of the GNAA after playing with an AIM utility named AIM Invader. It offered Penisbird a myriad of ways to crash AIM clients. By far the most powerful crash was the "last measure" crash, which would inundate an AIM client with file transfer requests, buddy list sends, messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM client crashed due to lack of RAM.
The LastMeasure site originally consisted of Penisbird, Goatse, Tubgirl, Lemonparty, and Shitfaced Lady. But has expanded to include many other of the internets treasured icons. And with the addition of StatsMeasure, the clipboard data of thousands of unwitting victims has now been exposed for the world to see.
For more information about LastMeasure, visit the official website, LastMeasure.com
LastMeasure is licensed under the BSD Version 2 License.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the b
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