False. Like The Computer, Toast, and Marmite, The Internet is a superior British invention, invented by superior British minds in the heart of Britain. Research into a worldwide information network began in 1601 when Elizabeth I appointed Charles Blount (later 1st Earl of Devonshire) Master of Internet Information Systems. Being the only ICT-trained baron, Blount spent more time making repairs to Royal Laptops and setting up Royal Network Servers. Little progress was made until a British spy under the false identity of Antonio Santi Giuseppe Meucci announced his invention of the telephone. Then Master of Internet Information Systems Henry Phipps (1st Earl of Mulgrave, later disgraced when found to be using his post to distribute illegal copies of Victorian pornography--most un-English) found this invention allowed for much improvement over the previous method of carrying Internet messages, which involved a complex system of levers, pulleys, and mailmen. The later British invention of the computer itself further improved Internet capability.
If you had lived in England, been educated by the superior English educational system, and used the BBC as your only source of information, you would already know this. Al Gore is an inferior entity with little British blood in his veins. He shall be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
Apple and Microsoft are equally inferior. Google too suffers from American-bred inferiority--even when its Internet searching skills are coupled with the iPod manufacturing capabilities of the lesser "Apple", there will still be a failure to produce an operating system that matches superior British technology.
Neither OS X nor Windows stand up to the superiority of the Great British operating system, Ubuntu. Though founded on communist technology, Canonical Ltd's Ubuntu operating system is greater than its many international parts. Like Indian tea, it manages to glean goodness from what little goodness countries outside of the UK have to offer. Using slave labour from around the world and money stolen from an African, Canonical Ltd have produced the world's best operating system: a British operating system.
There are other reasons Ubuntu is superior to Windows, OS X, and other foreign Linux distributions: some of its developers are British, for example.
Eventually, America will be forced to adopt Ubuntu by the EU, then by the British. In the meantime, we can enjoy spectating these two inferior companies bickering over what little scraps of market share they are permitted to bite into, as they both circle the drain and are finally sucked down into the sewage system of inferiority.
The British invented computers. Before and since then, all British devices have remained superior. Use Ubuntu, the wise choice, the only choice, the British choice.
You say that out of jealousy and spite because you recognize Britain's superior nationalism. It is America's nationalism that is liken unto claptrap. British nationalism is a pure, noble thing refined by our centuries of experience. You could crush together the nationalism of 50 Americans and still fail to muster the superior nationalism that marches through my veins.
No, my poor, delusional, inferior friend. It is not my nationalism that is at fault, it is your failure to recognize and reward a country for its superiority.
Just as Zulus' pointy sticks were inferior to British muskets, anti-ballistic missle defense systems are inferior to Britain's defenses. The British, who invented RADAR, have since moved on to using superior detection systems.
Raytheon is another inferior company. It is no surprise such poor engineers needed bailing out of their ship. Lockheed Martin is an inferior company, but does have the capacity to design a fine bucket fitted for such a purpose. It would, however, be inferior to buckets of British manufacture.
We will take back France, too. We don't like the way they have polluted the country since we handed it back to them. Too many French people for our liking.
In spite of modern attempt at historical revision, it is clear to honest historians that Britain won all the battles of 1776 and then left a humbled America to govern itself as punishment for disloyalty. Shortly thereafter, the country spiralled into civil war and went further downhill from there: freedom of its slaves, freedom of speech, and that snake in the grass: "democracy".
So far from England, the Green and Pleasant land, America struggles under inferior governance.
Because of their inferior education, Americans have inferior intellects. This corruption began before the country broke away from British governance. The colonists believed their British brothers had added more tax to their their tea when in fact the wise governors in England had enabled the colonists to purchase tea at a lower price than even smugglers could offer. This allowed the colonists, whose economy had suffered due to their grumblings against Britain, to purchase superior British tea without breaking superior British law.
Our superior tools, dentistry, and teas have made Britain the proud ruler of the world it is today. Our enemies crumble at our feet, as emphasized in the way we single-handedly defeated Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti and hanged, drew, and quartered him at Tyburn.
I have heard CNN and Fox News have been lapse in reporting this to Americans. No surprise, they are inferior news corporations. If you had been watching BBC News, you would know this already.
If this had occurred in Great Britain, De Kort would have been a loyal Myrmidon and refrained from causing such a scene. A British company would not have made such a mistake as Lockheed Martin's engineers. Also, the system used in the so-called "United States" is inferior. In Britain, such disloyalty would have caused De Kort's disappearance before he had a chance to release such material.
Britain will use this knowledge when it moves to take back its colonies.
De Kort is correct: his government is incompetent. The solution is obvious: Americans, subject yourselves to superior British rule.
The news is no surprise. Lockheed Martin is known to be an inferior company producing largely inferior products, excepting the engine and some other parts produced by superior British manufacturers such as Rolls-Royce PLC. If the company wants to make real advances, it should hire all British workers and make LMUK its primary headquarters. It is the only way to stop dangerous mistakes like this being made.
Personally, I realize it is a mistake to allow those in the so-called "United States" to manufacture or hold any kind of device that could be used as a weapon or in war. The consequence of allowing rogue colonists such tools were revealed to the British in 1776. That is a mistake we shall not repeat. Next time we cross the Atlantic, it shall be as Henry V took Agincourt: outnumbered but fitted with superior tools and men. Once more unto the breach, dear friends.
China is an inferior country repressed by an inferior government crippled by its arrogant self-abuse and denial of British rule. If China were half the country England is, it would have stopped the offensive NYT article from having reached its citizens at the source--just as England did.
Britain is a superior country peopled by a race of superior morals and superior intellects. If you were British, you would already know this.
The New York Times knows its place, and knows where America stands in relation to Great Britain. Ever since The Betrayal of 1776, America has smugly seen itself as superior--morally and physically. It has deceived itself, and the writers of the New York Times know this. They accept that their newspaper is inferior to the British-born "Times" and accept the British Crown as sovereign and governor of its dealings.
Soon England will prevail over the rogue colonists and the glorious empire shall be reborn. This is the America's first cry to return to the crown's protection. More will follow.
When you enable P2P file-sharing, you enable communism. Yet worse violators of law are those who hand money to The Russian Threat: "allmusic.com" If we don't want yet another Cold War, I suggest something be done about this site before more Sony/BMG producers are found starved to death.
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False. Like The Computer, Toast, and Marmite, The Internet is a superior British invention, invented by superior British minds in the heart of Britain. Research into a worldwide information network began in 1601 when Elizabeth I appointed Charles Blount (later 1st Earl of Devonshire) Master of Internet Information Systems. Being the only ICT-trained baron, Blount spent more time making repairs to Royal Laptops and setting up Royal Network Servers. Little progress was made until a British spy under the false identity of Antonio Santi Giuseppe Meucci announced his invention of the telephone. Then Master of Internet Information Systems Henry Phipps (1st Earl of Mulgrave, later disgraced when found to be using his post to distribute illegal copies of Victorian pornography--most un-English) found this invention allowed for much improvement over the previous method of carrying Internet messages, which involved a complex system of levers, pulleys, and mailmen. The later British invention of the computer itself further improved Internet capability.
If you had lived in England, been educated by the superior English educational system, and used the BBC as your only source of information, you would already know this. Al Gore is an inferior entity with little British blood in his veins. He shall be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
Apple and Microsoft are equally inferior. Google too suffers from American-bred inferiority--even when its Internet searching skills are coupled with the iPod manufacturing capabilities of the lesser "Apple", there will still be a failure to produce an operating system that matches superior British technology.
Neither OS X nor Windows stand up to the superiority of the Great British operating system, Ubuntu. Though founded on communist technology, Canonical Ltd's Ubuntu operating system is greater than its many international parts. Like Indian tea, it manages to glean goodness from what little goodness countries outside of the UK have to offer. Using slave labour from around the world and money stolen from an African, Canonical Ltd have produced the world's best operating system: a British operating system.
There are other reasons Ubuntu is superior to Windows, OS X, and other foreign Linux distributions: some of its developers are British, for example.
Eventually, America will be forced to adopt Ubuntu by the EU, then by the British. In the meantime, we can enjoy spectating these two inferior companies bickering over what little scraps of market share they are permitted to bite into, as they both circle the drain and are finally sucked down into the sewage system of inferiority.
The British invented computers. Before and since then, all British devices have remained superior. Use Ubuntu, the wise choice, the only choice, the British choice.
You say that out of jealousy and spite because you recognize Britain's superior nationalism. It is America's nationalism that is liken unto claptrap. British nationalism is a pure, noble thing refined by our centuries of experience. You could crush together the nationalism of 50 Americans and still fail to muster the superior nationalism that marches through my veins.
No, my poor, delusional, inferior friend. It is not my nationalism that is at fault, it is your failure to recognize and reward a country for its superiority.
Just as Zulus' pointy sticks were inferior to British muskets, anti-ballistic missle defense systems are inferior to Britain's defenses. The British, who invented RADAR, have since moved on to using superior detection systems.
Raytheon is another inferior company. It is no surprise such poor engineers needed bailing out of their ship. Lockheed Martin is an inferior company, but does have the capacity to design a fine bucket fitted for such a purpose. It would, however, be inferior to buckets of British manufacture.
We will take back France, too. We don't like the way they have polluted the country since we handed it back to them. Too many French people for our liking.
Yes, although I regret that you have chosen to paraphrase an inferior American television production in showing your loyalty.
The Simpsons is an inferior televised production except when shown in syndication by the BBC.
In spite of modern attempt at historical revision, it is clear to honest historians that Britain won all the battles of 1776 and then left a humbled America to govern itself as punishment for disloyalty. Shortly thereafter, the country spiralled into civil war and went further downhill from there: freedom of its slaves, freedom of speech, and that snake in the grass: "democracy".
So far from England, the Green and Pleasant land, America struggles under inferior governance.
Because of their inferior education, Americans have inferior intellects. This corruption began before the country broke away from British governance. The colonists believed their British brothers had added more tax to their their tea when in fact the wise governors in England had enabled the colonists to purchase tea at a lower price than even smugglers could offer. This allowed the colonists, whose economy had suffered due to their grumblings against Britain, to purchase superior British tea without breaking superior British law.
Our superior tools, dentistry, and teas have made Britain the proud ruler of the world it is today. Our enemies crumble at our feet, as emphasized in the way we single-handedly defeated Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti and hanged, drew, and quartered him at Tyburn.
I have heard CNN and Fox News have been lapse in reporting this to Americans. No surprise, they are inferior news corporations. If you had been watching BBC News, you would know this already.
If this had occurred in Great Britain, De Kort would have been a loyal Myrmidon and refrained from causing such a scene. A British company would not have made such a mistake as Lockheed Martin's engineers. Also, the system used in the so-called "United States" is inferior. In Britain, such disloyalty would have caused De Kort's disappearance before he had a chance to release such material.
Britain will use this knowledge when it moves to take back its colonies.
De Kort is correct: his government is incompetent. The solution is obvious: Americans, subject yourselves to superior British rule.
The news is no surprise. Lockheed Martin is known to be an inferior company producing largely inferior products, excepting the engine and some other parts produced by superior British manufacturers such as Rolls-Royce PLC. If the company wants to make real advances, it should hire all British workers and make LMUK its primary headquarters. It is the only way to stop dangerous mistakes like this being made.
Personally, I realize it is a mistake to allow those in the so-called "United States" to manufacture or hold any kind of device that could be used as a weapon or in war. The consequence of allowing rogue colonists such tools were revealed to the British in 1776. That is a mistake we shall not repeat. Next time we cross the Atlantic, it shall be as Henry V took Agincourt: outnumbered but fitted with superior tools and men. Once more unto the breach, dear friends.
China is an inferior country repressed by an inferior government crippled by its arrogant self-abuse and denial of British rule. If China were half the country England is, it would have stopped the offensive NYT article from having reached its citizens at the source--just as England did.
Britain is a superior country peopled by a race of superior morals and superior intellects. If you were British, you would already know this.
The New York Times knows its place, and knows where America stands in relation to Great Britain. Ever since The Betrayal of 1776, America has smugly seen itself as superior--morally and physically. It has deceived itself, and the writers of the New York Times know this. They accept that their newspaper is inferior to the British-born "Times" and accept the British Crown as sovereign and governor of its dealings.
Soon England will prevail over the rogue colonists and the glorious empire shall be reborn. This is the America's first cry to return to the crown's protection. More will follow.
When you enable P2P file-sharing, you enable communism. Yet worse violators of law are those who hand money to The Russian Threat: "allmusic.com" If we don't want yet another Cold War, I suggest something be done about this site before more Sony/BMG producers are found starved to death.