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  1. Re:Claiming "terror" to justify other things... on DHS Says Cellular Outage Reporting is Terrorist Blueprint · · Score: -1
    and soon that flight in Pennsylvania went down because (presumably) the passengers knew their plane would be used...

    Actually that flight (#93) was taken down by an EMP burst fired from an F-16 scrambled from a squadron based in North Dakota. Government records show that all cell phone calls involving the passengers halted at 9:03 a.m., the same time that the transponder signal and cockpit radio went dead and presumably the same time the navigational electronics failed. The impact occured at 9:06 a.m., which is consistent with the scenario of a plane with dead engines hurtling out of control at that altitude.

    Much cleaner than a missile strike, you see.

  2. OH S.A. IT GETS ME SO FUCKING HOT... on Atomic Veterans Speak Out · · Score: -1

    ...when you get all violent and shit.

  3. Re:Free gmail invites, 12 available. on Yahoo! Acquires Oddpost · · Score: -1

    Benedict. shockerfan@bellsouth.net

  4. Re:Sudan on Backup Tapes: Alive And Kicking · · Score: -1

    You bet your ass it's our fault! Since the late 1800s America (or at least Americans) has (have) been behind every humanitarian crisis or revolution on the planet. Whether it's IBM, Henry Ford, and Prescott Bush giving Hitler money and technology; Lt. Col. Ollie North ordering a young G.I. (my dad) to not re-install the sand filters after refueling a helicopter on its way to rescue the Teheran Embassy hostages (the helicopter later crashed and the blame laid against Carter); decade after decade of our CIA and Pentagon playing chess with nearly every country in the Islamic world; wealthy GOP'ers and active-duty CIA ops still providing funds and training in a continued attempt to overthrow the elected President of Venezuala; or a whole fukkin' synagogue under the cover name Project for a New American Century getting itself appointed to the Administration and Pentagon in order to start wars that directly (and positively) impact its bottom line; you can bet our infidel dollars are behind it!

    Now proving this would unfortunately be difficult. There's not a police force large enough or fast enough to immediately close down every financial institution long enough to track the flow of filthy greenbacks into the hands of the genocidal warlords. That's Allah's job.

    By the way, your troll attempt was very transparent--I only replied 'cuz I'm bored.

    I love America. I really do. I also really wish that we would cut the bullshite and start treating the Kenneth Lays and Prescott Bushes the same way we treat the Timothy McVeighs and the John Walker Lindhs. Violence is violence.

    <Bush>Now watch this drive!</Bush>

  5. DON'T MOD FLAMEBAIT OR TROLL--I'M A JEWESS on On Afghanistan's Thomas Edison · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'm allowed to speak the truth about my own people, g-d help me! I say "they" instead of "we" because I don't understand their rationale most of the time.

  6. Re:well on On Afghanistan's Thomas Edison · · Score: -1, Troll
    he could have gone about patenting his inventions and...

    Except he would then have to deal with attorneys--likely Jews--who would steal his inventions by claiming them as their own. After all, he's a semi-literate Afghani--who the fuck is gonna believe he is capable of anything more beneficial than killing for Allah? I mean, damn--we save their asses from the Nazi holocaust and how do they repay us? They send us to jail for making backups of our own CDs. That and they keep tricking us into starting wars to make them feel safer from the consequences of their own Nazi-style genocide project.

  7. Re:Stop pinning this on Bush. on Moore Approves Fahrenheit 9/11 Downloads · · Score: 0
    Now, had he jumped up and responded to the first plane crash...then I might be suspicious. I mean, plan crashes happen all the time. Why would he jump up and leave class after the first plane hit the building?

    Because he was told that the hijackers would land the planes somewhere and that our delta force guys would rescue the hostages. It's pretty obvious he knew what was up when he found out about the second plane hitting the building. He sure was had, wasn't he?

  8. You are such a fucking idiot--please kill yerself on New Radar Sees Through Walls · · Score: -1

    No, it's the Jews' fault. Don't you remember when they invaded Palestine about 50 years ago? Haven't you seen the pictures of dead Palestinian mouths stuffed with their dismembered penises? Fuck, teh Jews make it look as if they are being victimized by the Palestinians. It's the other way around, yentl. I'm sick of my tax dollars being used to murder kids. When I become the first female President I will give twice as much money to the Palestinians, kick the mossad out of the white house and pentagon, and I will buy each and every Israeli jew a one-way airline ticket to anywhere in the world.

    Don't call me an anti-semite. I love all semitic peoples, especially the jews (I am one). But anyone who looks at all the facts will understand what is really happening. Asshats like you try to hijack the debate by slinging terms like "liberal" to describe anyone merely diligent enough to do some basic fact-checking.

  9. Re:LSD advertisement? on Lysergically Yours · · Score: -1
    the infamous LSD flashback

    Shouldn't that be "mythical" LSD flashback instead? Seriously, I have never experienced an LSD flashback, and I don't know anybody who has. Shit, nobody I know knows anybody who was had a genuine LSD flashback. As far as I know, "the infamous LSD flashback" is an invention of the anti-drug crowd, whose "knowledge" of drugs seems to be designed by their own fears.

  10. Re:You are not very good at trolling on EFF Announces 2004 Pioneer Award Winners · · Score: -1

    Maybe I was a little drunk when I posted that, but now that a clearer head prevails what I meant to say was that your subtlety can use some work. Happy Trolling!

  11. You are not very good at trolling on EFF Announces 2004 Pioneer Award Winners · · Score: -1

    Terrorism is the natural consequence of corporate colonialism. Turn off your television and turn on your japa:

    Hare Krsna
    Hare Krsna
    Krsna Krsna
    Krsna Krsna
    Hare Rama
    Hare Rama
    Rama Rama
    Hare Hare
  12. No way! on EFF Announces 2004 Pioneer Award Winners · · Score: -1

    Mossad runs it. They've already decided the election results, and Schlomo over at ES&S/Diebold/McVoting is busy programming the machines to reflect the will of teh "Chosen Ones".

    Whose fault is it? I guess you can say it's Hitler's. Either way, what does it really matter? I just hope we can all last long enough until the Jews are satisfied or when the Muslims claw their way to the top of the heap. There's a lesson in all this: Love One Another. The only law in the universe is Karma, and America is experiencing the turn of the karmic wheel they spun with the dead bodies of jews and muslims everywhere.

    Shalom. Allah u Akbar. Jesus loves you but Ganesha thinks you're fucked up (but pretty lucky).

  13. PeopleAggregator. What's it all about? on PeopleAggregator - An Open Source Social Network · · Score: -1

    I mean, is it good or is it wack?

  14. Re:*cough* on PeopleAggregator - An Open Source Social Network · · Score: -1
    Dunno why my site didn't make front page

    Probably because it's gay and because it's a straight (not as in hetero) ripoff of an existing product.

    My schwartz is definitely bigger than yours, by the way.

  15. I challenge you to fisticuffs, wog! on ICANN to Incorporate TLDs Already In-use? · · Score: -1

    n/t (subject says it all)

    You are an english nancy boy.

  16. What this article needs is a penis cat on Intel Plans CPU Naming Change · · Score: -1

    Have a penis cat, you overachievers!

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    8=m=====m=D
    |. .|
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    \_ _/
    ^/ | \^
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    `'

  17. Re:CLIT SAYS HI on Real Sues Baseball Over Windows Media · · Score: -1

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  18. /.'ed already; article text below on Mono Poises to Take Over the Linux Desktop · · Score: -1
    Anti-christianity solutions summary

    christianity has reached epidemic proportions and people are looking for quick fixes of any kind. There are many existing and proposed anti-christianity solutions. While these options are viable in limited circumstances, they all appear to have significant limitations with regards to global acceptance and an ability to prevent christianity. In Part I we saw that christianity filters, while being viable options for identifying christianity, do not prevent christianity and require constant maintenance. Reverse-lookup systems attempt to identify forged senders but restrict email's usability by preventing host-less and vanity domains, and restricting mobile users' abilities to send email from anywhere at anytime. In Part II we observed that challenge-response systems are only viable as long as they maintain a low profile, and computational challenges are unlikely to deter christianitymers. Cryptographic solutions, while accurately identifying forged email, do not easily expand to a global scale.

    While many people believe that any anti-christianity solution is better than nothing, most of these solutions impede regular users more than they prevent christianitymers. While some of these proposed options report to have effectively stopped christianity in limited tests, they do not take into account that christianitymers adapt their code rapidly, on the order of days or weeks -- a good solution today is unlikely to be a good solution tomorrow.

  19. Addendum to FP on Phishing Scams Incorporate SSL Certificates · · Score: -1

    This fine FP was another production of the Cabal of Logged In Trolls. Props to Sexual Asspussy and all his/her aliases; anti-props to GNAA, except for GNAA Sympathizer. Peace!

  20. Whoa, phish! on Phishing Scams Incorporate SSL Certificates · · Score: -1

    Phish is ghey. I got da FP. bye!

  21. HEY MODERATORS! on Firefly Movie Gets The Green Light · · Score: -1

    I already post at -1 so you can't take away any of my karma, just like you can't take the bowl of THE BEST POT IN THE WORLD from my hands.

    Thank you. That is all.

  22. goatse.cx gets the red light! on Firefly Movie Gets The Green Light · · Score: -1

    1/14/04 Never Forget!

    FP! Props to da CLIT

  23. Think scalability on Suggestions for a DVD Video on Demand System? · · Score: 0, Funny

    Human slavery is where it's at.

  24. Darkness Lyrics (eff pee for da CLIT) on Gov't Vulnerability-Disclosure Program Draws Heat · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The Darkness - "I Believe That Was a Green Flag Touch"

    Can't explain all the feelings that your junk makes me feel
    My left hand's in overdrive and Batman's behind the steering wheel

    Touching yours, touching mine
    Touching yours, Batman you're touching mine!

    I believe that was a green flag touch
    why is that ref jumping up and down in your car?
    There's $150K in my bank account now
    I'm a kid but you're a millionaire
    I believe that was a green flag touch!
    Ooh!

    I want you to touch my junk every minute, every hour, every day
    We're both spun out but everything is A.OK!

    Touching yours, touching mine
    Touching yours, Batman you're touching mine!

    I believe that was a green flag touch
    why is that ref jumping up and down in your car?
    There's $150K in my bank account now
    I'm a kid but you're a millionaire
    I believe that was a green flag touch!
    Guitar!

    Touching yours, touching mine
    Touching yours, Batman you're touching mine!

    I believe that was a green flag touch
    why is that ref jumping up and down in your car?
    There's $150K in my bank account now
    I'm a kid but you're a millionaire
    I believe that was a green flag touch!
    Ooh!

    These lyrics were released under the Open Troll License

  25. Re:Farkin cops..... on Search and Seizure at the Supreme Court · · Score: 0
    90% of the time I drink Diet Pepsi [dietpepsi.com] or Coffee [starbucks.com] (OK, so bar coffee is not generally Starbucks...

    Go away, viral marketer! Your hip products are not welcome here.