jesus christ, the only reason you like linux better is because your linux powered vibrator makes your shit curdle more reliably than your windows vibrator. if they made bsd vibrators, it would be the king shit rocker....
and worst of all, we lost a great strain of super realistic buggering hamsters. fuck i miss having top quality buggering hamsters. the cheap ones bleed too much, as im sure you know too well.
by the way, how has the herpes treatment been going?
Does Hemos really have hemorroids? I was going to switch teams for that guy, but if he's got hemorroids, I probably shouldn't bother. My last girlfriend gave me the clap, so, you know, I'm not into going down that road again, even for a hot stud like Hemos.
I'm not otherwise gay, though. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
But then again, I was too busy jerking off to this picture of Hemos to really notice. What a hottie. Too bad he's got hemorroids, because he'd be a nice piece of ass otherwise.
has anyone experienced the quality of blow job the above poster's pet cat gives? at first i was wierded out by him offering to let his cat suck me off, but by the time i was done, i sure was glad. the kitty even did a facial. for those in his neighborhood, stop by, play with his balls, and maybe he will let his kitty suck you off.
> Because of course, no *BSD user actually has a cock. Silly me.
there i go again, i seem to have forgotten about the one permanently lodged in their ass. i would think it a dildo of some sort, but the developers regularly pull it out to swallow a large load of sperm from it.
after the first day of this conference, everyone is invited back to my hotel room to help me molest the blowup doll version of rob malda i have built. this is exactly the same as the real rob malda, except the asshole is still tight, and has tremendoulsy less semen stuck in it. for those who will appreciate it, i will also supply a large variety of small birds (mostly parakeets), to use as anal stimulus. see all of you cock gobblers there!
the only way life will evolve is if you and your closest ass buddies stop ass raping small furry animals. how are we supposed to progress as a civilization if you continue to masterbate small dogs to the point of ejaculating on your gay lovers ass, only to lick it off while he farts?
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your penis is covered in far too much hair and feces to be any sort of beacon
jesus christ, the only reason you like linux better is because your linux powered vibrator makes your shit curdle more reliably than your windows vibrator. if they made bsd vibrators, it would be the king shit rocker....
i was a young and cocky kid
dont you mean a young cock eating kid?
and worst of all, we lost a great strain of super realistic buggering hamsters. fuck i miss having top quality buggering hamsters. the cheap ones bleed too much, as im sure you know too well.
by the way, how has the herpes treatment been going?
id be kind of cool if they found that fucking martian that raped your ass. too bad nasa would never receive funding for anything like *that*.
...ass raping an eight year old, only to pull out and make her clean the shit off your cock while you blow insane amounts of sperm onto her tonsils.
and you take big dicks in the mouth.
thanks for clearing that up. now you may swallow my dick.
you belong outside of your mothers ass, but i dont see you going there any time soon.
...fuck you in your sperm soaked asshole
all your pawn...
...are stuck in your ass
someone set us up the queen!
You dumbfuck.
There. That's technically a troll. Mod me down now.
And tell your mother to stop phoning me. She gives lousy head and I don't go for fat chicks who give lousy head.
I'm not otherwise gay, though. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
But then again, I was too busy jerking off to this picture of Hemos to really notice. What a hottie. Too bad he's got hemorroids, because he'd be a nice piece of ass otherwise.
and theres an interesting portrayal of a freebsd user here. What a long strange trip it's been!
only gerbil humping, ass spelunkers use linux man. are you admitting that you hump gerbils as well as your usual ass diving fetish?
they are molded in your fucking anus, with its rounded sperm soaked roof.
has anyone experienced the quality of blow job the above poster's pet cat gives? at first i was wierded out by him offering to let his cat suck me off, but by the time i was done, i sure was glad. the kitty even did a facial. for those in his neighborhood, stop by, play with his balls, and maybe he will let his kitty suck you off.
betty was also here. fuck betty up her tight little urethra. ill cum chunks into her ear.
> Because of course, no *BSD user actually has a cock. Silly me.
there i go again, i seem to have forgotten about the one permanently lodged in their ass. i would think it a dildo of some sort, but the developers regularly pull it out to swallow a large load of sperm from it.
she swallows man juice; after letting herself get a messy rimjob of course.
after the first day of this conference, everyone is invited back to my hotel room to help me molest the blowup doll version of rob malda i have built. this is exactly the same as the real rob malda, except the asshole is still tight, and has tremendoulsy less semen stuck in it. for those who will appreciate it, i will also supply a large variety of small birds (mostly parakeets), to use as anal stimulus. see all of you cock gobblers there!
Because of course, no *BSD user actually has a cock. Silly me.
the only way life will evolve is if you and your closest ass buddies stop ass raping small furry animals. how are we supposed to progress as a civilization if you continue to masterbate small dogs to the point of ejaculating on your gay lovers ass, only to lick it off while he farts?