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Second Poast? Tsarkon Reports 9 Step Yoda Grease 9 steps to greasing your anus for Yoda Doll Insertion!
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1. Defecate. Preferably after eating senna, ex lax, prunes, cabbage, pickled eggs, and Vietnamese chili garlic sauce. To better enhance the pleasure of this whole process, defecation should be performed in the Return of the Jedi wastebasket for added pleasure.
2. Wipe ass with witch hazel, which soothes horrific burns. (Rob "CmdrTaco" Malda certifies that his lips, raw like beaten flank steak from nearly continuous analingus with dogs, are greatly soothed by witch hazel.)
3. Prime anus with anal ease. (Now Cherry Flavored for those butthole lick-o-phillic amongst you - very popular with 99% of the Slashdotting public!)
4. Slather richly a considerable amount of Vaseline and/or other anal lubricants into your rectum at least until the bend and also take your Yoda Doll , Yoda Shampoo bottle or Yoda soap-on-a-rope and liberally apply the lubricants to the Doll/Shampoo/Soap-on-a-rope.
5. Put a nigger do-rag on Yoda's head so the ears don't stick out like daggers!
6. Make sure to have a mechanism by which to fish Yoda out of your rectum, the soap on the rope is especially useful because the retrieval mechanism is built in.
7. Pucker and relax your balloon knot several times actuating the sphincter muscle in order to prepare for what is to come.
8. Slowly rest yourself onto your Yoda figurine. Be careful, he's probably bigger than the dicks normally being shoved up your ass!
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Hardware is so light-years ahead of mostly-moronic software its amusing to me.

Watch in amazement as floating point gets crushed faster than ever imagined, CPUs blast through short 11 stage pipelines at 3GHZ to deliver blazing integer, L2 caches are MB in size and run at multi-GHz, L1 cache latency is amazingly small, branch predictors are ridiculously accurate.

The only thing software clowns have done since Fortran, C and scheme-lisp is reinvent the same bull-crap over and over and over and over and over again. Polluting the world with tower of babel moronacy, and making damn sure compilers have a difficult to impossible time translating high level trash into anything a blazing CPU can use.

Modern hardware sits largely un-utilized as more and more abstraction makes it nearly impossible to optimize for hardware.

Knuckle-dragging software clowns that use 64MB on a whim would have been unable to write a hello world program on a PDP-11.

All this framework-abstraction has lead to a brutal increase in software memory/CPU footprint with only marginal gains in functionality.

Now the compiler guys have to work overtime to try and clean up the mess, but more and more comes out by the day to make the highly capable hardware underneath slow as dogs.

Software "progress" needs to be halted while the mess is cleaned up. A lot of the 50/60's programming done right is coming back, but the abstraction for retarded programmers is still strong.

Software people: take a few hardware courses. Learn a little verilog, grab an FPGA dev board and fool around with some hardware, talk to a few verification folks and realize that why most ASICs work first revision is because unlike 99.9% of the software clowns, everything in hardware is simulated, unit tested, verified, regression tested and simulated again, sometimes on an FPGA before first silicon.

Software clowns constantly throw broken CRAP over the wall. Regression? Verification? Unit tests? What's that?

Everyone but the software-clowns hates IPv6. Everyone.

Adding a few more octets to ipv4 with a minimally modified protocol would have been super.

Instead the software clowns made a pile of crap with huge vulnerabilities that will never be used in the way dreamed up by the cabal of clowns.

AIPAC, Ben JEWNANKE Bernanke, Obama, McCain. Jew Loving fucking TRAITORS!
FUCK YOU ISRAEL, FUCK YOU JEWS, YOU WILL BE HATED ONCE MORE! You keep pushing it, and you'll get the AMERICANS to fucking ROAST YOUR ASSES in OVENS! And unlike the krauts, we'll FINISH THE JOB.
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I just read an interesting book called, "From DRM to TIA, 2084 vs. 1984." It was a really good book and basically talks a lot about DRM and digital rights and its deep rooted effects in society today. I frequent the EFF and am very against the RIAA, MPAA and things like TIA. The book does cover John Poindexter, and it also covers how RFID tags in tires can be used to track movements, how EZ-PASS is being used to track people, bullets having secret imprints being put on them and the shells. I'm really worried the direction thigs are going in. The book was published by Buccaneer Books, and its ISBN is 0899663680, and here is a link to amazon for it, go buy it now. A must read.