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You all laughed at The Core , but now the effects of the government expierements are rising to the surface. Stock up now on unobtanium now, the market will go through the roof soon. Forget your foil hats (they attract electrical discharges anyway) crack out the asbestos underpants and the SPF 1000. And don't forget to send those Apocolypse Day Cards.

SD


IMDB link for the clueless.

Season's Greetings!

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Season's Greetings from All of Us!

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Season's Greetings from All of Us!

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Or, for quick reference...

• Laurie Henrichsen (henrichsen@amgreetings.com) - Consumer Media and Public Relations
• Stacie Schafer (stacie.schafer@amgreetings.com) - Consumer Media and Public Relations
• David Poplar (david.poplar@amgreetings.com) - Investor/Media Relations Manager
• Sue Holiday (sue.holiday@amgreetings.com) - Consumer Relations

Of course, make sure to include the nazi who started all this: Rinda E. Vas (rinda.vas@amgreetings.com) - Corporate Counsel!

My thinking is that when Media Relations gets wind of this, they're going to be all over Rinda for creating such wonderful publicity. Start making noise (tactfully please)!

If you truly do want to help...

For those who preffer complaining over sending cash (chuckle)...

You can sign the American Greetings Petition which is currently over 17500 signatures, or you can complain directly to American Greetings Corporate.

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American McGee is a person, not a company. And this parody stems from his actual game "Alice".

American McGee has nothing to do with American Greetings, other than they both have the same "first name."

Email them here: http://www.americangreetings.com/customer/emailus. pd
Email american greetings parent company here:http://corporate.americangreetings.com/contac tus/index.html

Or snail mail them here:
American Greetings Corp.
One American Road
Cleveland, Ohio 44144

Here's a form letter :)
Fuck you, you nazi bastards. Yes, you're nazis. Haven't you ever heard of parody? It's a LEGALLY protected form of speech, one of the few remaining. But I'm sure you corporate nazi whores will take care of that.

Email them here: http://www.americangreetings.com/customer/emailus. pd
Email american greetings parent company here:http://corporate.americangreetings.com/contac tus/index.html

Or snail mail them here:
American Greetings Corp.
One American Road
Cleveland, Ohio 44144

Here's a form letter :)
Fuck you, you nazi bastards. Yes, you're nazis. Haven't you ever heard of parody? It's a LEGALLY protected form of speech, one of the few remaining. But I'm sure you corporate nazi whores will take care of that.

Aside from the usual "don't buy anything from these people," it seems the easiest and surest way to get the word out is to refuse any mail with AG's logo on the envelope. Just write "Refused, return to sender" along with a note on the envelope that says something to the effect of "Nothing personal, I'm just boycotting the publishers of this card."

That page also links to another contact form for the parent company, which helpfully provides a few email addresses:

consumer.relations@amgreetings.com
telemarketing.mail@amgreetings.com
investor.relations@amgreetings.com
chris@americangreetings.com
contact.us@amgreetings.com
tracye.merrifeld@amgreetings.com
investor.relations@amgreetings.com
media@amgreetings.com

That page also links to another contact form for the parent company, which helpfully provides a few email addresses:

consumer.relations@amgreetings.com
telemarketing.mail@amgreetings.com
investor.relations@amgreetings.com
chris@americangreetings.com
contact.us@amgreetings.com
tracye.merrifeld@amgreetings.com
investor.relations@amgreetings.com
media@amgreetings.com

Oh barf. Here's an animated example of their shortcake character complete with nauseating sound.

Or you can tell them directly at their contact form.