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A condom?

No... It's a plastic bag.
Condoms are too small. .... And WAY TOO SMALL for the PC!

OMG! This reminds me of My greasy old Bell Boutique bag!
How embarrassing!

. ..

My CV is at
CV

But no one is impressed. Perhaps because there's no French translation...

All this shit is meaningless to me.

Last mile of copper? HA!
The last 4 miles of copper is mostly buried underground on a rotting wire.
The last HALF-MILE is above ground (if you can call it that) ever since a large tree brought down the hydro wires and the bell wire two years ago.

Within 2 hours the Hydro-Quebec guy came by, took a look and said the truck would be by in the morning to fix it. They did exactly that.
The Bell min-wage outsourcing company? They came by 3 days later, after I had gone out into the woods and repaired the damn copper wire myself. AND I actually used a phone in the woods to call 611 repair service. TWO YEARS AGO!
They never did any repairs. Two years later, the phone line is still lying on the ground, partly under water in a swamp, and with my electricians tape still on it. Somehow, I still manage to pull 35Kbs - a bit slower than I did TEN YEARS AGO!

Fuck Bell.
Need more info?
See The 1996 Bell Boutique bag
and Rural HI-Speed? A JOKE!
AND we now have a Rural Petition going....

Sign it! If you live in Quebec!

Nationalize BELL!

Begone! You flatulent comic cow-orker!

It has already been explained ad-infinitum
in things such as LINSUX!

Now get thee to a Nullery!

Yeah, I'm another ruraloid, who checked out of the big city 25 years ago.
I live in a log cabin in the deep woods-
Chateau Plonque (the dog in pic is now dead)

and basically I like my reclusive lifestyle- I sleep with my cats and my chainsaw.

The kids live in the city, and their main complaint when coming home is the DAMN LACK OF HIGHSPEED! grrrr...
Currently my Bell Canada telephone wire is lying on the ground and in a swamp, and has been that way FOR TWO FUCKING DAMN YEARS

But I somehow still manage to pull about 37Kbs with the dial up...
Grrr... ... .. grr- GODDAM FUKING BELL CANADA!!

Wheww... well- thanx fer letting me get that out.
(Perhaps I should get out more often myself)

More disgusting details at this 1996 DIATRIBE

I'm currently developing a petition for rural hi-speed... you can be sure once it's operational, it will be posted to /. !! Grrrrr..... but a fat lot it will probably do...

OK-
So it's a dead parrot.

But does Mr.Wensleydale still have no cheese?

....as Homer would say.

I, for one would welcome our new spamassassin overlord, if it,
in addition to assassinating spam, would trace back to the originator
of this nefarious stuff and do the same to the spammer!

I'm currently Working on this idea myself now...!

I for one, welcome our new cheese-eating Python overlords!

and let us hope we find their tiny dimension accommodating to us.

>> Why would I want a synthetic lizard when
I can buy a real lizard at the pet store? The
last thing I need is a glow-in-the-dark
lizard blending in with the blue lights
on my computer at night.

Why would I want a REAL gecko climbing up my walls, eating bugs,
falling in my soup, etc,
when I can have a SYNTHETIC one powering my Firefox?
OMIGEK, it's DEJA VU!

>> If you want my Polonium 210 you'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands.

Sorry, Dude -

If you want my Nyodium MAGNETS, you'll have to
pry them from my cold dead intestines.

- Deja VU!