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I thought that was Microsoft lawyers.

http://www.awpi.com/Combs/Humor/borg-micro.html

[Data] "The alien ship has just opened its forward hatches and released thousands of humanoid shaped objects."
[Picard] "Magnify forward viewer on the alien craft"
[Riker] "Good God captain! Those are humans floating straight toward the Borg ship with no life support suits! How can they survive the tortures of deep space ?!"
[Data] "I don't believe that those are humans sir, if you will look closer I believe you will see that they are carrying something recognized by twenty-first century man as doe skin leather briefcases, and wearing Armani suits"
[Riker and Picard together horrified] "Lawyers !!"
[Geordi] "It can't be. All the Lawyers were rounded up and sent hurtling into the sun in 2017 during the Great Awakening."
[Data] "True, but appearently some must have survived."
[Riker] "They have surrounded the Borg ship and are covering it with all types of papers."
[Data] "I believe that is known in ancient venacular as 'red tape' it often proves fatal."
[Riker] "They're tearing the Borg to pieces !"
[Picard] "Turn off the monitors. I can't stand to watch, not even the Borg deserve that."

Dredged up here via Google (no idea of the original source).

Actually, the alien species is called Borg

"I thought the idea was to send lawyers in space WITHOUT environmental gear, sillies."

Why, it's not like hard vacuum makes a difference to their species?

You stole my script and didn't give me credit asshole.

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-- Brian Combs

My favorite SRV record is "Couldn't Stand the Weather"...Oh, wait...

>Which building number does not exist on the Microsoft campus?

Building 7?

>What does v- at the beginning of an email address mean?

Don't know. Still working on that one. Hard to even find email addresses that start with that. I would either wager a bet that it denotes a head of the department, or that the email address is very old and possibly was on another (VAX/VMS?) system when the account was created.

>What is the name of the asian supermarket near the campus?

Uwajima-Ya Japanese supermarket?

>What is the name of the bank that has the closest affiliation with Microsoft employees?

Still working on that, but I'll hedge a guess: "Bank of America"?

>If you can get any of these right, I might believe you. My current guess would be that, no, you won't be able to.

I'm not even the original poster, and it looks like I have at least one or two right. Harder questions, sherlock!