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And then one of them blinks and there goes the eyelid flip?

1. XKCD (obviously)
2. Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
3. ChannelATE
4. Bug
5. Nedroid

You might also like The Perry Bible Fellowship, Basic Instructions and The Doghouse Diaries. The web is a wonderful place :-)

1 Best: Basic Instructions http://basicinstructions.net/ 2 Single Best: too many to choose from 3 Best Art: Girl Genius http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/ 4 Most Relevant: Dilbert http://dilbert.com/

If Dilbert is most relevant, time to change employers.

After discovering that I was living a Dilbert cartoon, I left that job, and once I'd healed, vowed that if my life ever again imitated that particular piece of art, it was time to leave. Thus far I'm pleased to say I've been OK.

2012: http://basicinstructions.net/
2011: http://www.explosm.net/
2010: http://xkcd.com/

Brian diarrhea on html formatting at the moment :(

Also obligatory.

What does "almost infinite" even mean?

In this instance, the word "almost" is a synonym for "practically." And as we all know, "practically" means "not really, but I'm going to pretend like it is."

We don't lack gravity, the Earth just has more...

THE DETAILS ARE NOT IMPORTANT

http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2011/7/24/how-to-live-your-dreams.html

Start at the beginning, then work your way through the middle until you reach the end. Then stop.

And then keep coming back every MWF for the updates. :-) That is one of my favorite comics ever; very well-written/drawn, and almost never misses an update.

To keep this from just being a "+1," I'll share a few of my other favorites to lift OP's spirits:

http://www.dorktower.com/
http://irregularwebcomic.net/
http://www.basicinstructions.net/
http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/index.htm
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/ootslatest.html
http://xkcd.com/ (obligatory)

Then there's www.failblog.org and its sister sites. YMMV with individual items, but overall there's fun material there.

Lots of archive material to trawl with those. Enjoy!

The only thing nicer than seeing women smile is hearing them laugh.

Indeed.

Your hide will make a fine poncho!

You actually need the opposite advice from that link. :-)/^_^ (your choice)

"I didn't make a friend, but I did demonstrate my moral and intellectual superiority."

"Yes, by completely misrepresenting who you are."

"Do you know another way for me to prove either of those things?"

"Point taken."

http://basicinstructions.net/?p=1082

http://www.basicinstructions.net/

http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war.html

Say hello to Jug Hero.

but have you made a game out of murdering anyone not having lesbian sex?

It's irritating to have links on words if the href has nothing to do with the anchor text .

How to exhibit good form:
http://www.basicinstructions.net/2007/02/how-to-exhibit-good-form.html