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US Watchdog Bans Photoshop Use In Cosmetics Ads

MrSeb writes "In an interesting move that should finally bring the United States' fast-and-loose advertising rules and regulations into line with the UK and EU, the National Advertising Division (NAD) — the advertising industry's self-regulating watchdog — has moved to ban the misleading use of photoshopping and enhanced post-production in cosmetics adverts. The ban stems from a Procter & Gamble (P&G) CoverGirl ad that photoshopped a model's eyelashes to exaggerate the effects of a mascara. There was a footnote in the ad's spiel about the photo being manipulated, but according to the director of the NAD, that simply isn't enough: 'You can't use a photograph to demonstrate how a cosmetic will look after it is applied to a woman's face and then — in the mice type — have a disclosure that says "okay, not really."' The NAD ruled that the ad was unacceptable, and P&G has since discontinued it. The ruling goes one step further, though, and points out that 'professional styling, make-up, photography and the product's inherent covering and smoothing nature' should be enough, without adding Photoshop to the mix. The cosmetics industry is obviously a good starting point — but what if the ban leaks over to product photography (I'm looking at you, Burger King), video gameplay demos, or a photographer's own works?"

383 comments

  1. Count on the NADs by Toe,+The · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interesting that the NADs would be protecting me from beautiful women. Hm.

    1. Re:Count on the NADs by Zedrick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If they were beaufiful they wouldn't use mascara.

      (please think about it for a few minutes before modding me down)

    2. Re:Count on the NADs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope I'm not missing the point, but (subtle) make up can enhance even an already beautiful woman.

  2. New invention by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm creating an analog version of Photoshop for beauty enhancement. I'm kicking around 3 names for it right now: 1) Flugrup, 2) Snibb, and 3) Makeup.

    1. Re:New invention by c0lo · · Score: 1

      I'm creating an analog version of Photoshop for beauty enhancement. I'm kicking around 3 names for it right now: 1) Flugrup, 2) Snibb, and 3) Makeup.

      What... is any person wearing them a merchandise? (did the economic crisis evolve bad enough that the slavery was reinstated?)
      Really... don't you really see any difference between wearing makeup and deceptive advertising of a product?

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    2. Re:New invention by cloudmaster · · Score: 2

      They use Photoshop to enhance images, not actual people. The words you're looking for are "paintbrush" and "pencil".

    3. Re:New invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool! I hope it uses reel-to-reel tape technology.

      No punch cards though. Those are still technically digital.

    4. Re:New invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the exception of hiding physical trauma from accidents or the like, makeup is exactly the same in terms of deception. It's intention is to make the skin look smoother, the eyes whiter, the lips fuller, the cheeks redder, than is otherwise humanly natural. So yeah, the deception, whether in advertising a product or a person, is the same. The only difference is the scale of the effect.

    5. Re:New invention by poena.dare · · Score: 2

      analog version of Photoshop? Oh, yes, back in the day we called it

      4) Darkroom

    6. Re:New invention by kikito · · Score: 1

      You didn't have alcohol, back in the day? :D

    7. Re:New invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first 2 names sound like open-source projects

  3. Huh? by Baloroth · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since when did cosmetics, and most especially the advertisements thereof, have anything to do with reality? They are like real life photoshop.

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    1. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple taught that advertisements are there to "Think Different. Lie."

    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a question of fake fakes vs real fakes. If you see a fake and assume it's a real fake and then buy it and find out it was a fake fake, you're going to feel cheated. They advertise believable lies and deliver transparent lies. That's fraud.

    3. Re:Huh? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The issue here is that the rules say if you use a photo to advertise a product then the photo has to be of the actual product in use. You can't use a different (better) product and claim the results are from your own. There have always been tricks you can do with lighting and camera work to enhance the look, but photoshopping can alter the length of eyelashes, remove wrinkles and blemishes, alter colours and generally fake thing to the point of being grossly misleading. To put it another way you could recreate lighting and camera work with the product so it is a (mostly) true representation of it, but once you start adjusting stuff on a computer it is no longer a result that the buyer could actually achieve.

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    4. Re:Huh? by JabberWokky · · Score: 1

      Since when did cosmetics, and most especially the advertisements thereof, have anything to do with reality? They are like real life photoshop.

      Yes. Exactly. A company can't use a video of Photoshop to advertise their crummy paint program for the iPad. It's a different product that you're showing. The makeup is intended to enhance your appearance, and you're using a different product to enhance that appearance.

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    5. Re:Huh? by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Since when did advertising have anything to do with reality?
      Except in terms of applied psychology.

    6. Re:Huh? by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Since when did cosmetics, and most especially the advertisements thereof, have anything to do with reality? They are like real life photoshop.

      Which is entirely the point. You can't evaluate the makeup if it's muddled with other effects.

      It's like saying "paint.exe can produce beautiful images; I mean, look at what we produced!" Yet, the picture were later edited with photoshop. How am I to tell how good paint.exe is, when photoshop has made the image far better than it normally would be?

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    7. Re:Huh? by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      The FTC cracks down on firms all the time.

    8. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when did cosmetics, and most especially the advertisements thereof, have anything to do with reality? They are like real life photoshop.

      That depend on in what country you live.

      In Sweden, media and resellers organisations made an agreement about rules for advertising (on the initiative of the resellers) in 1932 (+-1 year, I'm not absolutely sure about the year). Resellers had found it impossible to work without such rules. These regulations was governed by an organisation formed by the parties especially for this purpose (Marknadsetiska rådet, later Reklamombudsmannen)

      I'm not sure when this self regulation was put into Swedish law, but in 1970, the government authorities to withhold these laws was formed (Konsumentombudsmannen). The laws went through a total revision in 1995, to be in accord with EU regulations.

      Also, other more generic laws apply as well. Some lies are not legal, especially not those you put into print.

      Of course, Sweden is a country of naturally beautiful women. Only the most blond Swedish women actually need to improve their beauty with make-up (they might need mascara because their eyebrows and eyelashes have the same colour as their skin, giving them a "skull" look). Traditionally, Swedish women only use mascara and, on festive occasions, lip stick, if they use any make-up at all. I often wonder if the reason many foreign women look like crap is because they use make-up extensively and destroy their skin and other features. The few Swedish women that have bad skin is usually frequent and extensive make-up users; I'm guessing it is one of those chicken and egg questions. Swedish actors and performers that need to use make-up because often the spotlights, often complain about it destroying their originally fair complexion.

  4. They're not protecting you by Foxhoundz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They're protecting millions of impressionable young girls who might be exposed to these ads.

    1. Re:They're not protecting you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      How do you know that "Toe, The" is not one of these millions of impressionable young girls?

    2. Re:They're not protecting you by SharkLaser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why only girls? Are you saying women are somehow more stupid than men? Both are equally stupid.

    3. Re:They're not protecting you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why only girls? Are you saying women are somehow more stupid than men? Both are equally stupid.

      Because women are the target audience for these commercials.

    4. Re:They're not protecting you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Men don't tend to wear mascara as much!

    5. Re:They're not protecting you by SharkLaser · · Score: 1

      There are lots of cosmetics that target men too. It is quite common today for men to use cosmetics.

    6. Re:They're not protecting you by theillien · · Score: 1

      WHOOOSH

    7. Re:They're not protecting you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are lots of cosmetics that target men too. It is quite common today for men to use cosmetics.

      Not real men!

    8. Re:They're not protecting you by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, but digital manipulation ban isn't really an answer.
      I mean the cosmetics companies can make adds and show these people without using any of their stuff. Also it is applied by professional makeup attest. Using the correct lighting and angles to hide imperfections.
      Find a skinny girl (one with anorexia will work best because they are already a skeleton, you can always build up not down) Pad up the right places and put layers of makeup and there you have an unrealistic image of the cultures version of a beautiful woman used to sell a product.

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    9. Re:They're not protecting you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're not protecting consumers, or citizens at all - they're working to maximise the cosmetics companies' profits .
      once one of them starts photoshopping everything, then to compete they all have to start lying. No manufacturer can just take a picture and say 'here's my product', even though they would all like to (of course with all the attendant 'branding'). By making a rule, they can all stop wasting time with digital image processing, concentrate on branding and image and they all benefit.

      This is bog-standard rulemaking as the watchdog acting as “a committee for managing the common affairs of the whole bourgeoisie" as Engels so correctly put it.

    10. Re:They're not protecting you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get over yourself.

    11. Re:They're not protecting you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The word you were looking for was "some" cosmetics that target men, not "lots". They do exist, but they are a minuscule fraction of the cosmetic market.

      It is still very rare for men to use cosmetics today. It is not "quite common", not by a long shot.

    12. Re:They're not protecting you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now add photoshop on top of that, because that's what happens. Hours of makeup and lighting, to make the best photo possible, then they airbrush the sh*t out of it.

      I say, finally!

    13. Re:They're not protecting you by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 2

      Depends whether or not you're in the entertainment industry or some other public forum. Pretty much everyone who appears on TV wears makeup to make them look similar to real life... otherwise they'd be washed out by the lights required to get the correct exposure. Most stage performers also wear makeup to make their facial expressions visible at a distance. Politicians wear makeup for the same reason.

      So yes, it's common, but it's used as a specific tool, not as a catch-all like women's cosmetics.

    14. Re:They're not protecting you by Hentes · · Score: 0

      The word you are looking for is 'metrosexual', not men.

    15. Re:They're not protecting you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you use them and feel the need to include yourself as part of a non-weird group, but it's definitely not common at all for men to use cosmetics. I can't name a single man I know who uses them. Not saying it's wrong or anything, but there aren't lots of them, and it's not common.

    16. Re:They're not protecting you by compro01 · · Score: 1

      I presume you're counting hair dye and shaving related products, as otherwise I have no idea what you're talking about.

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    17. Re:They're not protecting you by EdIII · · Score: 0

      LOL.

      No... It is not common.

      cosmetic
        (kz-mtk)
      n.
      1. A preparation, such as powder or a skin cream, designed to beautify the body by direct application.
      2. Something superficial that is used to cover a deficiency or defect.
      adj.
      1. Serving to beautify the body, especially the face and hair.
      2. Serving to modify or improve the appearance of a physical feature, defect, or irregularity: cosmetic surgery.
      3.
      a. Decorative rather than functional: cosmetic fenders on cars.
      b. Lacking depth or significance; superficial: made a few cosmetic changes when she took over the company.

      Which man, that is attracted to women, uses powders or skin creams regularly? I don't know any either.

      Superficial stuff to cover a deficiency or defect? I don't think Just For Men qualifies, but maybe tangentially at best.

      Serving to beautify the body, especially face and hair. No on that as well. Old Spice does not count as a cosmetic. All the scented shampoos and body washes get purchased because of all the commercials that imply it creates a "pussy gravity well" in which pussy is drawn towards you inexorably, specifically towards your penis. It has nothing to do with the fact it makes your hair look good.

      Men don't use cosmetics.

    18. Re:They're not protecting you by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Well, and the ones men (real life ones)use, aren't cosmetics in the sense you think of for women...not color for skin, lips, etc.

      More men today are starting to use skin care products. Stuff that is invisible, but keeps wrinkles and all at bay...

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    19. Re:They're not protecting you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well yeah, you'd look a little odd in eyeliner. But lets not pretend the cosmetics industry doesn't target men, and use photoshopped models to do it. That shit can work on us too.

      http://www.oldspice.com/
      http://www.gillette.com/
      http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/02/fashion/02skin.html?pagewanted=all
      ^ And here I thought spray tanning was dumb.

      Over the course of history, cosmetics have been important enough for slaves to riot over. I guess nothing has changed.

    20. Re:They're not protecting you by FoolishOwl · · Score: 2

      If you look at Websites comparing photos of models before and after digital retouching, you'll start to see how dangerous this can be. It's not just airbrushing out a blemish once in a while, but deleting the evidence of the existence of major body structures. It's physically impossible to look like a published photo of a model. (I've tried to look for good before-and-after examples, but unfortunately, contemporary fashion photography is frequently NSFW, so I had to stop.) There are also frequent cases of non-white models having their photos retouched so that they look white.

      i had thought this was common knowledge. But a few years ago, I was taking a psychology class at a community college, which mostly had young students. I remember several young women actually gasping with shock when the instructor mentioned, in passing, that models of photos were generally retouched and that it was actually physically dangerous to try to look like the models, as even professional models cannot have the body shapes of those models.

    21. Re:They're not protecting you by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      No true Scotsman would wear cosmetics!

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    22. Re:They're not protecting you by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      No true Scotsman would wear cosmetics!

      Or anything else... under his kilt.

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    23. Re:They're not protecting you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best reply I heard to that (from a guy wearing a kilt) was "The only thing I wear under my kilt is lipstick."

    24. Re:They're not protecting you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ugly bitches always hate on hot girls. Drop the cinnabon tubby.

    25. Re:They're not protecting you by snowgirl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They're protecting millions of impressionable young girls who might be exposed to these ads.

      Actually, they're protecting against fraudulent advertising. If I'm looking at an add for mascara, then I should expect that the model is wearing the mascara, and that the effects of the mascara aren't being modified beyond that of the mascara itself.

      It's like an ad for a car, where the car has been photoshopped to look nicer. That's not actually the car!

      Yes, someone else above is arguing that makeup itself is essentially real-life photoshopping, but then that is kind of the point. If the makeup is working properly, then the advertisements shouldn't need more photoshopping. How am I to evaluate the effectiveness or worth of the makeup, if the makeup's effects are muddled with other effects?

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    26. Re:They're not protecting you by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      His argument that men flat out do not wear cosmetics is indeed subject to a "No True Scotsman" fallacy. His mistake though was in claiming an absolute. It doesn't matter what your'e arguing against - if you say something never happens, you're usually wrong.

      HOWEVER, I think its quite fair to say that the original statement he was rebutting - that it is COMMON - is false. While you have some men who wear makeup (either for professional/television reasons or just because they feel like it), the overwhelming majority do not.

      Yes, they do use a good deal of products like cologne, hair dye, etc, but if you're talking about traditional make-up, its by far a rarity.

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    27. Re:They're not protecting you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Even if this principle of preventing people from showing artificial images of humans is right and not just arbitrary politics as usual, it is still being arbitrarily applied to just very narrow instances of the issue. I just can't believe in their good intentions when they enact such rules in such a haphazard fashion.

    28. Re:They're not protecting you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its funny you get modded 5 for stating the obvious, but now those millions of impressionable young girls will have to do their own photoshopping.. I'll bet NAD didn't think of that.

    29. Re:They're not protecting you by dead_cthulhu · · Score: 1

      Here goes my chance to use my mod points in this thread, but we're talking about things like photo-shoots and mass-media. There isn't a male TV personality, film star, or what have you who *isn't* wearing makeup A lot of these guys are held up to be the "male ideal," just as much as overly photoshopped women are held up to be the "feminine ideal."

      And cosmetics aren't just things like foundation and eyeliner. Men even outside the goth subculture use cosmetic products all the time. Try any sort of skin treatment (this includes shaving lotions), scent (cologne), hair product, soaps, what have you. People generally want to be attractive to their preferred gender.

      The problem here is that as much as we wish to be an "enlightened society", women are still primarily judged by their looks (by both men and other women), moreso than men are. How many geek-loved films show the scrawny or overweight nerd getting the "hot chick"? Now how many have the scrawny/overweight nerdy chick (without total make-over) get the "hot guy"? How often are intelligent women judged by their looks rather than what they have to say?

      Even those of us who claim to reject pop-culture still fall into this horrible mindset. I personally know a (petite) woman who has a Master's degree in addition to speaking several languages, and understands all things sciency ask me if the trousers she was wearing "made her arse look big." Via cultural osmosis, even the smartest and well-educated amongst us can fall victim to this sort of nonsense.

    30. Re:They're not protecting you by dead_cthulhu · · Score: 1

      Define "cosmetics."

    31. Re:They're not protecting you by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      fuckin Aveeno, YEAH!!

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    32. Re:They're not protecting you by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      I think I love you.

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    33. Re:They're not protecting you by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      Except woad. War paint is a form of cosmetic. Plenty of true Scotsmen wore woad.

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    34. Re:They're not protecting you by swalve · · Score: 1

      What kind of sick bastard airburshes out moose knuckle?

    35. Re:They're not protecting you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound fat.

  5. Now they'll just gimp the models in the photos by Culture20 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah I went there.

    1. Re:Now they'll just gimp the models in the photos by dkleinsc · · Score: 2

      ... using a crowbar. That will make photo shoots a lot more entertaining.

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    2. Re:Now they'll just gimp the models in the photos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gimp like Pulp Fiction? I think that is a different kind of magazine.

  6. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This seems like a rather misogynistic perspective. Not all women are looking to take advantage of men.

  7. Adobe eight times by tepples · · Score: 4, Funny

    The ExtremeTech article mentions an Adobe product by name eight times but doesn't mention its competitors once. I haven't had a chance to read the regulation myself, but someone reading the ExtremeTech article might come away with the impression that people who use non-Adobe software might get off easier, even if the capabilities of non-Adobe software are GIMPed by comparison.

    1. Re:Adobe eight times by Zironic · · Score: 4, Informative

      The actual ruling uses terms such as "post production techniques" as the catch all term.

    2. Re:Adobe eight times by bws111 · · Score: 1

      Probably because nobody in the professional advertising world (the people who make up the NAD) is using anything other than Photoshop.

    3. Re:Adobe eight times by N0Man74 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or maybe... the name "photoshop" has become so ubiquitous that it has come to be synonymous with "computer aided photo manipulation". It is not uncommon for brand names to infiltrate culture so successfully that the trademarked brand name ceases to be relevant.

      I suggest that you take a sharpie and a post-it note and write yourself a reminder to google this phenomenon. If that sounds like too much of a headache, take an aspirin and maybe tivo a documentary on it.

    4. Re:Adobe eight times by DerekLyons · · Score: 2

      Don't forget to xerox the post-it note, and have a kleenex handy.

    5. Re:Adobe eight times by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      let me xerox that for you after I wipe your nose with a kleenex?

    6. Re:Adobe eight times by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      If you're upset, make sure you have some kleenex handy; remember that it's pretty easy to hoover up the information you need online; no need to flip through xeroxes.

    7. Re:Adobe eight times by MrSeb · · Score: 1

      Hey -- I'm the writer of the story!

      The ruling also used the phrase 'photoshopping' -- which surprised me, but there you go.

    8. Re:Adobe eight times by dotancohen · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Or maybe... the name "photoshop" has become so ubiquitous that it has come to be synonymous with "computer aided photo manipulation". It is not uncommon for brand names to infiltrate culture so successfully that the trademarked brand name ceases to be relevant.

      I suggest that you take a sharpie and a post-it note and write yourself a reminder to google this phenomenon. If that sounds like too much of a headache, take an aspirin and maybe tivo a documentary on it.

      I once heard a woman say that she was googling in her refrigerator for ketchup. I wanted to ask her if she photoshops her face before she goes out.

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    9. Re:Adobe eight times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet America, faces photoshop YOU!

  8. Government Regulations Ruin My Business Model! by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Funny

    But who will I sell my "Circus Clown Photoshop Plugin Set" to now?! Who else could possibly need my patented "Whorify" brush?

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    1. Re:Government Regulations Ruin My Business Model! by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 2

      Obligatory Conan analogy:

      Britney Spears is to 115 lbs of energy as Christina Aguilera is to 115 lbs of clown whore make up.

    2. Re:Government Regulations Ruin My Business Model! by theillien · · Score: 5, Informative

      As humorous as that is, it isn't a government regulation. At least, not in the sense that I think you're presenting. NAD is an regulatory body set up by the cosmetics industry to police itself.

    3. Re:Government Regulations Ruin My Business Model! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try these folks:

      www.americanyouthcircus.org

      I am sure they will buy your clown plugin set!

    4. Re:Government Regulations Ruin My Business Model! by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

      But who will I sell my "Circus Clown Photoshop Plugin Set" to now?! Who else could possibly need my patented "Whorify" brush?

      Jersey Shore is still in production...

    5. Re:Government Regulations Ruin My Business Model! by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      As humorous as that is, it isn't a government regulation. At least, not in the sense that I think you're presenting. NAD is an regulatory body set up by the cosmetics industry to police itself.

      Eh... not government regulation, but close enough. It's an industry self-regulation. Which usually means that it's only going to get called out if it's something so obviously and blatantly wrong that everyone else goes, "hey! not fair!"

      In this case, exaggerating the effects of the makeup make the advertisement useless for evaluating the product. I think their reasoning is totally sound (of course it is, it's industry self-regulation): if your product lengthens lashes, then you shouldn't need to lengthen them further in post production.

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    6. Re:Government Regulations Ruin My Business Model! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have the same thing up here in Canada for drugs: the Pharmaceutical Advertising Advisory Board. It's an industry self-regulating body, and believe me: if you don't abide by their rulings, there's no fines or anything... but the consequences are dire -- read: ostracized from future collaborations with other pharma companies, loss of ad space due to "mis-placed" orders, general malaise in relationships with other organizations in the industry, etc.

      "Self-regulating" doesn't have to mean "ineffectual" -- and hopefully it doesn't!

      (Disclaimer: I'm an art director, and use Photoshop regularly. And yes, I have 'shopped a Bud girl or two in my time. But hey! That's a BUD girl. We all KNOW that THEY'RE Photoshopped! Right? ... Right.....? Hello? ..............

  9. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by SharkLaser · · Score: 0

    You're right, but it still doesn't change the fact that cosmetics are practically real life version of Photoshop, and both are used to fake stuff.

  10. How silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Regardless of the technology used, the entire photographic process is totally artificial and at several removes from reality in the first place.

    1. Re:How silly by Malties · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not to mention all of those souls being stolen by the devlish devices taking the pictures

    2. Re:How silly by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Yet somehow they manage to make those photograph purely from real items. It must be some kind of magic. Or, as Arthur C. Clarke put it; "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.".

      FWIW, without Photoshop, most glamour photo's would actually make the girls look far more ugly than they are in real life. The brutal clarity of a still frame is not something we're used to seeing in reality.

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    3. Re:How silly by c0lo · · Score: 1

      And... your point is?

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    4. Re:How silly by squidflakes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can refute that pretty well. With good, soft, even lighting, a flattering pose, and attention paid to the facial shape and blemishes of the model, a good photographer can make just about anyone "pretty." Add in some professional make-up and hair work, and you're well on your way to making someone look far different than they do in real life.

    5. Re:How silly by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      So you mean that photograph retouching did not exist until Adobe implemented Photoshop?

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    6. Re:How silly by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ruling not about retouching photos. NAD doesn't care about using photoshop to remove models blemishes. This is about an advertisement that makes a specific claim about mascara increasing eyelash volume. The eyelash volume was made bigger using photoshop. NAD doesn't care if an advertisement for lipstick uses photoshop to make the eyelashes bigger.

    7. Re:How silly by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      So you mean that photograph retouching did not exist until Adobe implemented Photoshop?

      It wasn't exactly retouching. More like pre touching. Smearing the lens with Vaseline or putting a thin nylon stocking over the lens (both accepted pre Photoshop techniques) were somehow different.

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    8. Re:How silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, that's why there is such thing as a `professional` photographer and not every 16 year old girl with an SLR can take good pictures.

    9. Re:How silly by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Those just soften the entire image.

      However, back in the film days, people did retouch lashes... the job was done in the photo shop section of the developing room. Hmm....

    10. Re:How silly by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 2

      Also, lenses whose primary intended use is portraiture are slightly "soft". The degree of softness can be controllable as in certain lenses from Canon and Pentax. This is deliberate, so that the image can be tuned to catch sufficient details of a face (presumably occupying a good part of the photo) without showing the individual pores or small scale blemishes. It's hard to get an exact equivalent by blurring during postprocessing. But you're right about much of it being in the lighting, and most of the rest is setting and composition.

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  11. Product photography by Pope · · Score: 1

    I'd be fine with this. The burger you get at the counter doesn't look anything like the ones in the ads or on the poster in the store, clearly misleading. Whether a *law* needs to be added into the mix is a whole other matter, and one I'd rather not see enacted.

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    1. Re:Product photography by jd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, you won't get individual burger chains voluntarily making their ads look like crap (it won't improve sales but it will make their competitors look better), the same goes with cosmetics companies, et al. Voluntary compliance simply won't happen.

      Ok, what about the watchdog? Well, as the FCC found out when trying to impose rulings on network neutrality, the courts regard watchdogs as being not much more than mere advisory panels. In short, if a company took a watchdog to court, claiming that Congress had ruled these kinds of deceptive advertising to be non-protected Commercial Speech that they had First Amendment protections to be as deceptive as they damn well felt like, the company would almost certainly win.

      Which means that if you honestly believe that there's a limit to the acceptable level of deception, Congress has to have some involvement. It needn't be a full-blown law, and that would likely also fail as UnConstitutional, but there has to be something that is at that level which clearly denotes that there is a difference between protected commercial speech (satire/parody, comedic representation, figurative representation, et al) and actual attempts to deceive a customer into buying something that never existed. And, no, what the US currently has is obviously not enough, or the cosmetics companies would be up the proverbial creek without paddle (or indeed canoe) via lemon laws. The product is, after all, "defective" when compared with what it's sold as. They aren't and the watchdog didn't even bother using such laws, showing the laws have no value or significance.

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    2. Re:Product photography by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      Since this is the involved industry's own 'self regulation' body acting, it is generally safe to assume that the issue is seen as quite serious, and that the risk of actual legislation has been pushed back by at least half a decade...

    3. Re:Product photography by Drew_9999 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Your burger doesn't look as good as the one in the picture for a couple of reasons. One is that the artists making the picture are extremely good at showing the product in a flattering way, and that's not going to change. Another part of that is because some products simply can't sit under hot lights for an hour, so they don't even use the real thing. The only thing that removing digital alteration from the process will do is force advertisers to use non-digital means of making their products look good. Non-digital airbrushing is still effective, just not as cheap. The burger on the menu will still look like a team of professional artists worked to make it look at good as possible, and the burger on your plate will still look like it was assembled by a high school kid in a hurry.

    4. Re:Product photography by Anrego · · Score: 1

      I forget where, but I once saw a piece where they were showing what went into a photo shoot a christmas turkey. It was quite amusing.. involving varnish, blow torches, wood screws.. and all sorts of craziness.

      I actually don't have much of a problem with this. When I buy food, I'm mostly buying it for the taste, and I don't think anyone buys food with the expectation of it looking like it does in the ads/on the box. If if the burger in the ad wasn't mostly plastic, you can be sure it would be assembled with a whole lot more care and thus look a lot better than as you said, the one assembled in under a minute by someone making minimum wage.

      The cosmetic thing I get why people have a problem. People buy cosmetics entirely for how it will make them look. Providing a false representation of that seems pretty underhanded.

    5. Re:Product photography by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Congress? CONGRESS? The same Congress that names its bills like this: Patriot Act. THAT CONGRESS?

    6. Re:Product photography by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      Or Subway, where the commercial shows about a pound of turkey on the sub, where in reality you get 4 slices.

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    7. Re:Product photography by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Food Photography is akin to sculpture: the meat of the burger is not cooked it's seared and painted, it has to look good in the studio for hours.
      Food sculptures make good money in advertising.

    8. Re:Product photography by EdIII · · Score: 1

      I actually saw something like a documentary of how fast food commercials get made.

      There was no food in the hamburger, or the fries. I swear, I thought they said the mayo dripping off the sides was white shower caulk. The cheddar cheese was shiny plastic, the buns were foam, etc.

      That hamburger was about as edible as a Mr. Potato Head. Which really is not accurate now that I think of it, because I seem to remember eating one in kindergarten.

      All the display case samples, similar to the ones you see on the walls in some places, is what they were photographing.

      You can't photoshop an actual hamburger to look like that.

    9. Re:Product photography by jd · · Score: 1

      SCOTUS has already made clear that stuff not ratified by Congress has no validity. So, yes, that Congress. No ratification = no validity in SCOTUS' eyes = nothing happening. If you want something to happen, it has to be ratified. I don't like that, I think watchdogs should have the authority to bite, but I don't sit on SCOTUS, I have no authority to add an amendment to the Constitution, so I have no say in what the law is. I can only say that that's what has been Decided and that's what we have to live with.

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    10. Re:Product photography by safetyinnumbers · · Score: 1

      Your burger doesn't look as good as the one in the picture for a couple of reasons.....Another part of that is because some products simply can't sit under hot lights for an hour

      Isn't that exactly how they're kept warm before they're bought?

    11. Re:Product photography by kernelfoobar · · Score: 1
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    12. Re:Product photography by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      OK, a couple of points about your post. The NAD is not a government agency. They are a body set up by the advertising industry. In this particular case, I suspect that courts would accept this rule as representing truth in advertising. Making an ad about how your cosmetic can improve the appearance of a particular feature and then using computer enhancement to make that feature look better is already arguably false advertising and now the agency set up by the advertising industry to self-regulate has said that it is false advertising.
      Second, the FCC is not a watchdog. It is an Administrative Agency of the Federal Government that was created by Congress to fulfill certain legislatively prescribed functions. The court ruled that the network neutrality rule was not within any of those functions. The court asked the FCC to cite the legislative basis for the rule and the FCC was unable to provide a reference to any part of any legislation that gave them the authority to do so. The FCC is not some agency that magically happens to have the authority to regulate any aspect of communication that they so choose. The FCC is an agency that has been given authority to regulate certain, specific aspects of communication by Congress. If Congress has not passed a law giving the FCC the authority to enact a particular regulation, they do not have the authority to enact it. Even if Congress does pass such a law, Congress must have the Constitutional authority to enact such a regulation before they can give it to the FCC.

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    13. Re:Product photography by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I think watchdogs should have the authority to bite,...

      So, in other words, you think that unelected bureaucrats should have the authority to take whatever action they think is necessary to fulfill whatever task they think that they have been given (by whoever it is that you think gives it to them). And people wonder why democracy does not work better in this country.

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    14. Re:Product photography by jd · · Score: 1

      Unelected bureaucrats (the House of Lords, the British Advertising Standards Authority, the BBC, Linus Torvalds) have a rather better score when it comes to democracy than the elected ones (who, in the case of the US, are blatant about how bribeable and corruptible they are). This is partly because the US (and the UK) use highly corrupt forms of "democracy", but also because the US (and UK) have poorly-educated, easily-manipulated segments of the population doing the voting. It's interesting to note that a large number of States (on both sides of the spectrum) are also now enacting laws to disenfranchise legitimate voters who might vote the wrong way.

      Sorry, but a broken system is a broken system. A merely dysfunctional working system at least works and we're better off with it. The key is the "working" bit. Unelected systems don't guarantee to be working, and often don't, but elected systems if you've blind, deaf, dumb and brain-dead sheep doing the electing are guaranteed to never work. And since nobody in the US wants functional education, as Texas has so wonderfully demonstrated, those are the only voters the US has.

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    15. Re:Product photography by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      One thing I like about cooking shows is that you know the pretty food is real. How? Well, you watched it get made, and then once it's all assembled, the chef digs in and takes a big bite (and usually moans in appreciation in a humorous way, in a few cases apparently having a foodgasm. Claire Robinson told her film crew she needed to have some "alone time" with a fig glazed pork roast she had just taken a bite out of...)

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    16. Re:Product photography by sjames · · Score: 1

      In the pre-photoshop era, food in commercials was often the result of selecting one out of hundreds of samples, careful hand assembly, and applying shellacs that rendered the product actually unsafe to eat. That wasn't enough, so some went big and just had painted acrylic replica food made for the commercials.

    17. Re:Product photography by muridae · · Score: 2

      The difference is what's being advertised. NAD has long said, iirc, that if you are advertising a product than the product must appear unaltered if it appears in the advertisement. So cereal ads, notorious for splashing in a bowl of milk, had to be the same cereal out of a box that would be sold in stores. The milk, bowl, spoons, and everything else could be fake, because those weren't what the advert was for. So, milk got replaced by glue and water, because it has that better shine and texture.

      Burger joints claim their ads aren't for the specific burger, but for their store. As long as that's the case, the burger can be fake. Once it's an ad for a specific burger, then it has to be real. But take the best line cook at any of those chains, and give them the instruction to make the burger look nice, and remove the 'have it done in 20 seconds or your fired' alarm, and they can construct a nice burger. But, yeah, the cheese isn't being advertised, so expect plastic.

      For make-up, this should have been an open/shut case. They were advertising a product, and faking the results. Advertising law doesn't allow for that, their own regulations don't allow for that. No amount of disclaiming the results should let them get away with that.

    18. Re:Product photography by swalve · · Score: 1

      It's called administrative law. Look it up sometime.

    19. Re:Product photography by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I don't think you understand what I am saying. If the argument is about truth in advertising, then the Congress is the worst offender. Did you miss the little part where I mention Patriot Act, and please, go ahead and explain to me what is so 'Patriot' about it?

  12. Burger King was my first thought too by frovingslosh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yea, I really wish someone in the government would make the fast food industry stop the clearly deceptive advertising. The pictured sandwiches are nothing like what you are actually buying. It is one thing to say "we took extra care to make it look good, positioned all of the parts perfectly, and photographed it under good lighting, it is quite another to photograph larger portions than the customer will ever get.

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    1. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it is quite another to photograph larger portions than the customer will ever get."

      Or not show a picture at all.
      The patty size of a "value" hamburger just went down in size to about 2", and went up in price 20 cents.

    2. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by SJHillman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, when I see a picture of a burger covering the entire front window of Burger King, I want a burger that big. And for $2 too!

    3. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      They could take a burger that was made in the shop, spray it with some kind of preservative / sealant, and put it out on display. I've seen this done in cafeterias. Then you know that, what you see, is what you're gonna get.

      Of course, they don't want you to see this . . .

      What is that "Crunchy Frog" on the menu . . . ?

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    4. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by v1 · · Score: 1

      They're photshopping. Or at least they were recently, I think they got caught. This spring I think it was they put up the pictures in the window of the new triple stacker burgers, compared to the double stacker. One day while waiting at the drive-thru I looked carefully and realized the top buns were identical. (sesame seed placement the same) Closer inspection showed the top and bottom of the double and triple stacker were pixel-for-pixel identical, they appear to have started with a triple stacker and "deleted" a layer for the double stacker.

      I was tempted to contact them on this, but never got around to it. Not too much later I noticed the ad in the window, though it looked identical, had received a burger change, and now the burgers were more unique looking. So I suppose they got called out on it?

      I think where they get away with this is they are a franchise and no doubt in their training etc they are telling their outlets that they are supposed to aim for making their product look identical to the ad. (an impossible task for sure, and they know it since they supply most of the raw ingredients and equipment) But then you look at "the standard" and then to look and realize that 0% are getting even close. I'd call it false advertising even when trying to hide under this.

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    5. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by jd · · Score: 1

      Depends on the microscope they used. Seriously, though, there is nothing at the moment that prohibits deceptive advertising and the watchdog would likely lose if any actual ban on any piece of advertising got challenged in court. The situation is currently futile and will remain so until all branches (SCOTUS included) uniformly agree that selling a product that doesn't exist is not "artistic license". (The view of courts in the past is that it is and therefore it is protected speech.)

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    6. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by Rennt · · Score: 1

      You'd think the courts might be interested in fraud. It amounts to the same thing.

    7. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by bws111 · · Score: 1

      The issue is not whether the picture exactly matches what you get or not, it is whether reasonable people are deceived into buying the product by the picture.

      In the case at hand, they got in trouble for modifying her eyelashes to make them look thicker. That is because the product being sold was mascara, the whole purpose of which is to make eyelashes thicker. It was deceptive. People looked at the ad, wanted those eyelashes, bought the product, and found that the product did not actually make their eyelashes that thick. If they had modified another part of the picture (for instance, add or remove a mole from her face), no problem.

      In the case of fast food, no reasonable person over the age of three expects to actually get a burger that looks like the picture. People do not buy burgers for what they look like. They buy burgers because they want something to eat, and the picture shows them something they would like. If the picture contained ingredients that were not in the actual product, that would be deceptive. If the picture showed three patties and you only got two, that is deceptive. Looking a whole lot more attractive than the actual product? Not deceptive.

    8. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by thewickedductaper · · Score: 1

      IMO the pictures of the food on Burger Kings menu is an out right lie. In the pics they appear to use quarter pound patties(they appear as thick as the bottom bun at least), yet the patties are smaller than the damn patties that come on a happy meal from McDonald's.

    9. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by v1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In the case of fast food, no reasonable person over the age of three expects to actually get a burger that looks like the picture.

      If that alone were just allowable justification for manipulating ads, then they would be allowed to put a note somewhere in the ad (just as the mascara ad has done) to make sure that "every reasonable person knows this is BS".

      In the case of the food, I am paying cash in advance at window 1 for what's in the picture on the glass. That's what I should be reasonably able to expect to receive at window 2. Now yes, everyone that has any experience with fast food restaurants knows this isn't how it works, but that's due to experience, not due to reasonable assumption. Take someone from another country that has never been to a fast food joint and see how they cry foul, "that looks very different than the picture in the window!" Just because you're used to how certain groups reliably false-advertise doesn't make it an acceptable behavior.

      Just because you're used to someone trying to deceive you it doesn't mean they're not actually engaging in deceptive behavior.

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    10. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget the little pictures you see in the BK ads, think about the big picture of where that fast food comes from and what that fast food does to you when you eat it.

    11. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      Deceptive advertising past some threshold is illegal, but yes, the bar has been set pretty high, so that you have to come pretty close to outright lying to trigger it.

    12. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by Marc_Hawke · · Score: 1

      There is a Del Taco here that does that. They actually make some of their menu and put it out in a display case. However, they don't have this magic 'sealant' that you suggested. That means after only about 20 minutes this display case contains a plate full of disgusting brown guacamole and wilted lettuce, with some crusty beans.

      It's definitely not what you'd call a 'good' advertisement.

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    13. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a photographer. It is illegal to show more product than they actually get. But it is not illegal to fold the lettuce in half and only put it on only one side of the burger. Same for the tomatoes -- except you cut them rather than fold 'em.

      What I would like to see is legislation that says that if a normal person can't read the mouse type / disclaimers at 10 feet played at normal speed, it doesn't count.

    14. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

      Look at the picture of a Whopper on the menu board.

      Then order one, and look at what you get.

      They don't look anything alike.

      I'd pay good money for what that picture represents. If they had a picture up there of what they actually served, I doubt anyone would order it.

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    15. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by deblau · · Score: 1

      You realize, of course, that most cereal commercials don't use milk, but glue. Glue doesn't make the product go soggy during the many hours of filming.

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    16. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by makomk · · Score: 1

      In the case of the food, I am paying cash in advance at window 1 for what's in the picture on the glass. That's what I should be reasonably able to expect to receive at window 2.

      It is - same ingredients, the picture on the glass has just been manipulated to make it easier to see what's actually in the burger.

    17. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by bws111 · · Score: 1

      What exactly is deceiving about it? What does the picture show you? A toasted bun, a beef patty, a slice of cheese, a slice of tomato, some lettuce. What do they deliver? A toasted bun, a beef patty, a slice of cheese, a slice of tomato, some lettuce. Now, is the bun toasted perfectly evenly, with precisely placed sesame seeds? No. Does the tomato have exactly two drops of dew glistening on it? No. Does the patty have exactly the right amount of char in exactly the right places to look most appealing? No. Does any of that detract from the fact that you paid for, and got, a toasted bun with a beef patty a slice of cheese some tomato and lettuce? Nope. People buy burgers to eat them, not look upon them as objects of art. If the restaurant took the time to precisely line up all the ingredients, changed the lighting in the restaurant to be the same warm lighting the used to take the picture, carefully placed each seed with a tweezers, etc, would that in any way affect the value of the thing you purchased? No. It would taste exactly the same, and have exactly the same (lack of) nutritional value.

    18. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by jd · · Score: 1

      Which means that you are allowed to tell a Whopper of a lie.

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    19. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by bws111 · · Score: 1

      Here is how you can get exactly what the picture looks like (except done with all real food, which is not practical for photography)

      Befriend a manager of Burger King so you can use their ingredients
      Get a bun. Use a tweezers and precisely move the sesame seeds so they look most appealing
      Use a blowtorch to singe the edges of the bun to an appealing golden brown color
      Take the patty and cut it into a crescent shape. Use the beef removed from the crescent and use it to make the patty thicker. Taper down towards the points of the crescent.
      Use the blowtorch again, and sear the patty until it has the desired color and char
      Put the patty on the bottom bun, overhanging the edge in the front
      Now you must move quickly
      Get a slice of tomato. Wet your fingers and flick them at the edge of the tomato, making dewy drops.
      Place the tomato on the patty, set slightly back from the edge
      Get whatever portion of lettuce they normally use. Tear it in half and stack the halves. Use the water trick again. Place the lettuce on the tomato, again offset slightly
      Cap with the top bun

      Enjoy! You now have exactly what was pictured, which of course is way better than what they usually serve.

    20. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I'd like to see -- and this applies especially to food, where the items shown don't even remotely resemble what you're served -- is that product photos, where shown, are required to be entirely of the actual product being offered (no retouching, no adding colorings or non-food items to make it look better, no reconstructing the product to make it look better, and no computer renderings at all), *and* that you can't cherry-pick a special example of the product, nor have one specially made from scratch to be pretty.

      If you want a product photo of a Big Mac, you're required by law to show a *real* Big Mac, and to purchase one anonymously at retail, then photograph it exactly as it was received.

      I can pretty much guarantee if this was how things were done, that sales of fast food in particular would plummet. I can also guarantee it'll never happen.

    21. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      positioned all of the parts perfectly, and photographed it under good lighting

      Oh, and it's not just that. Photographed food often isn't even cooked. I recall seeing a turkey once that was being photographed. They rubbed brown shoe polish all over the turkey and then crisped the skin with a Sears heat gun.

      Heh, maybe the quarter pounder you see photographed at Burger King is before freezing, thawing, and cooking. Black magic marker for grill marks and paint laquer for fatty goodness.

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    22. Re:Burger King was my first thought too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget larger portions, the object shown on the menu is probably made of plastic and lacquer.

      On the other hand, there's a good reason for the two not to look identical. In real life, you won't be able to see each individual layer of the sandwich from the side, because they're all squished up against one another. The ad is partly a representation showing what goes into the sandwich, part example of what the sandwich should look like... and of course, part "artistic license", which is the problem.

  13. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ban clothes too! All they're doing is adding color to otherwise rather monotone skin color.

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  14. "I'm looking at you, Burger King" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What? You didn't notice they've added glycerin as a condiment next to the ketchup?

  15. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by SharkLaser · · Score: 4, Funny

    I actually agree with this. I don't use clothes at home either (or when browsing Slashdot), and if the weather permits, why should I need to use them outside either? Besides, we can all agree that it's just nice to see good looking naked people.

  16. Young women don't need makeup.... by sandytaru · · Score: 5, Informative

    A gal's perspective here. This is something that I learned as a teenager: Makeup is actually bad for your skin. If you care for your skin properly as a teenager and a young adult, and don't slather twenty layers of makeup on it daily, then your skin actually stays pretty nice looking through your thirties and forties. However, if you wear makeup regularly as a youngster, you'll need to wear makeup for the rest of your life. (Not smoking also helps a lot as well.)

    I do wear light makeup on special occasions, but during the week at work I just don't bother. I use a clear combo gel/powder with sunscreen called MagicX instead of foundation on "bad skin days." That's all I need, even though the cosmetic industry thinks I need to have twenty different products on my skin daily. I splurge on good lotions and night treatments, but because I do that, I don't need makeup - or photoshop - to have a nice looking face.

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    1. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ignore him, he hasn't had a date, in, well, he's never had a date.

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    2. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Your UV exposure matters a fair bit as well(as does the genetics fairy; but you can't do much about that at present...).

      Shockingly, a pattern of frequent mild radiation burns doesn't really do one's skin much good.

    3. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are asking? No.

    4. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by sandytaru · · Score: 4, Funny

      Girls on the internet: Single, sane, attractive. Pick two. (I'm the latter two. Got snatched up by a lucky guy nerd ten years ago.)

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    5. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      Very much true, which is why I've worn more sunscreen than foundation in my life. MagicX has SPF 15 built in.

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    6. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by Aladrin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A guy's perspective here:

      Makeup looks bad. I mean, ugh. Horrifyingly bad. I can't count how many times I looked a girl's makeup-caked face in high school and felt like throwing up.

      Unless you're a professional makeup artist. Those people know to use the absolute minimum, and exactly how to get the effect they want.

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    7. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by roc97007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Speaking from experience, it's more interesting to pick (1) and (3). Not necessarily in a good way.

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    8. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by synapse7 · · Score: 1

      Not too long ago I saw a young female at the mall with enough makeup to cause her eyes to droop. Years ago my GF wore some black makeup around her eyes, at the time I kinda liked it. Now she asks me how her makeup looks, I say what makeup? and she says, good. I'm fairly certain that she is wearing makeup, but apparently it matches, blends well.

    9. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by Kneo24 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As a member of the male population, I would like to thank you for not giving in and wearing makeup all the time. There's a lot of charm to a woman who doesn't need to plaster her face in that stuff.

    10. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by roc97007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Were you not an anonymous coward, and actually participated in the group, instead of taking potshots like an angry monkey throwing poo, you'd know me, and that I'm married, with a teenage daughter, who's also a geek. But thanks for playing.

      There's two types of participants in this forum; those in the business, and those who buy goods and services from us with their burger king paychecks. I'm in the former group. It's not hard to guess which group you're in.

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    11. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A gal's perspective here...

      No, I'm sorry, but this is Slashdot. You are clearly a troll.

    12. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you hate freedom? Be a good consumer and go buy those products! You don't have to use them, but our economy relies on you staying with the herd!

    13. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by malilo · · Score: 2

      I'm also the carrier of two X chromosomes, and no, I'm not ugly. We do exist, but since it would be asinine to point out what gender you are in every post, this silly idea that there are no women on /. continues.

      Anyway, I wear light makeup most days I go to work because it simply looks more professional to do so. I mean some powder and mascara and lip gloss, not really heavy makeup. I'd love to go without but until that becomes the norm I'll probably continue to conform to what is the minimum standard on this one, at least at work.

      I will add that I was slathering on makeup as a teenager (I mean at 14!! jeez) because it's what my peers/mother encouraged me to do and it was TOTALLY not necessary, I was actually quite lucky and had perfect skin. It's weird how what becomes "normal" can so easily override logic in these cases.

      Finally, I agree that you can more or less do the following and your skin will thank you for it (man or woman):

      Avoid excessive alcohol and caffeine

      SUNSCREEN/Avoid sun

      drink lots of water

      eat well

      Don't smoke

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    14. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by SleazyRidr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Obligatory: http://xkcd.com/322/

    15. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've met a number of women that looked fantastic without makeup (and these weren't shockingly beautiful people, their skin just looked good).

      I've also met a number of women who don't.

      I suspect that any tiny measure of data on this is heavily skewed by the fact that women who start with bad skin wear more makeup their whole lives...

    16. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Obligatory: http://xkcd.com/322/

    17. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      If I was in more of a professional position, I might feel the need for, at the very least, lipstick. As I'm in a small IT shop, I'm just one of the guys, so to speak, and there isn't much of a need when I rarely leave my desk since I do my work remotely.

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    18. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Funny

      My God.

      We're talking about makeup on Slashdot.

      If there was any better indication that we are heading toward the End of Days, I don't know what it is.

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    19. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      My wife is the same way and I'm so thankful for it. Not only is makeup completely unnecessary, from my perspective it, well, gets in the way. Good on you for not buying in to the idea that it's necessary; if it was, men would be wearing it too.

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    20. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by rasherbuyer · · Score: 1

      I wish there were more women around like you.

    21. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by sandytaru · · Score: 3, Funny

      Stick around and I might share my recipe for fat free pumpkin spice cupcakes!

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    22. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by Pope · · Score: 1

      Deffo counts as "news for nerds" ;)

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    23. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also speaking from experience, if you want really interesting, have someone else with just (3) pick YOU... Also not necessarily in a good way...

    24. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      You should do that anyway. I'm on Weight Watchers and that sounds pretty good.

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    25. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by mebekah · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the advice sandytaru :D As a fair skinned girl, make-up generally doesn't look very natural on me anyway.

    26. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by Rary · · Score: 1

      Stick around and I might share my recipe for fat free pumpkin spice cupcakes!

      Oooh! I'll bite (literally)!

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    27. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      ... you'd know me, and that I'm married, with a teenage daughter, who's also a geek.

      With this crowd, probably not something you want to go advertising.

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    28. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      'S ok, she's the current custodian of the emp cannon.

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    29. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +5, funny for white knighting? Disgusting. GTFO my internet.

    30. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by fsck+-fy · · Score: 1

      Two?! Some fulfill only one of these criteria (my SANity points are progressing lim x->0 for quite a while now)

    31. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by RatherBeAnonymous · · Score: 1

      There are few things I dislike more than when I try to kiss my wife and she stops me because it will smear her lipstick. And then there are the beauty products that are so subtle that I simply will never appreciate their effects.

      A few years ago my wife bought a bottle of something or other that is supposed to curl the eyelashes. This is not mascara, which I can at least understand. No, this is a clear liquid that merely curls the eyelashes; like a perm for your eyes.

      So my wife says to me, "I bought eyelash curler."
      "You bought what?"
      She goes on to explain what the product does.
      "Why would you want to curl your eyelashes?"
      "well, to make my eyes more attractive."
      My wife hardly ever wears makeup. She generally only wears it for formal occasions and to avoid criticism from her mother.
      Then she says, "I bought it to look more attractive for you."
      "I love you dearly, but what from our long relationship makes you think I would even notice you were wearing it?"
      "Well, you won't notice, but one day we will be out somewhere and you will look at me and think how particularly lovely I look."
      "Because your eyelashes will be curlier than usual?"
      "Yes"
      "Go with god."


      About 2 months later she agreed that I would never notice and that it was a pointless purchase.

    32. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    33. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahhh. Yes/no. The use of computer technology to make makeup ads deceptive is interesting to this female geek. I wear makeup, mostly eye shadow/liner/mascara. But, I really, really LIKE wearing that little bit, and yes, I geek on new mascara. I get *beyond* frustrated when I see the ads for a new mascara because I know it's been manipulated to death and back, and I have no barometer for what it does. Unless I go look at the brush in store, I know that x types of brushes generally work better for me/my preferences than y type. However, I've no way to know what the formula is like unless we're talking department store level. So, my dream would be each mascara ad would show said model with NO mascara then said model WITH mascara. Done. I see what your product actually does, no false eyelashes, no other eye makeup, and no digital manipulation to make your product OMGPonies!!!111!!! When I see that you do what you claim, I can then OMGPONIES!!!!11!!!! Please, let me have this dream... ;)

    34. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A poster on Slashdot is an attractive woman? Really? Pics or it didn't happen. :-D

    35. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by sandytaru · · Score: 2

      It's a WW recipe all right: Take 1 box of spice cake mix (~40 PP depending on the brand), the required amount of egg in the form of egg substitute (1 PP for 1/2 cup), and a 15 oz can of mushed pumpkin. Follow the recipe on the back of the back, but replace any required vegetable oil or melted butter with the pumpkin. Whip it up good with a mixer for two minutes, and use a mini cupcake tin for two batches of 24 each (or use two tins at once, if you have two) and bake according to directions. Should make 48 mini cupcakes, and they're 1 PP each, even if you eat ten.

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    36. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, back of the box.

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    37. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You determined this from a sample size of one, with no way to know which products and/or activities were actually the culprit for anything bad that happened, and which were responsible for any positive benefits you saw? Neat!

      I call shenanigans. You made some assumptions that fit with whatever your preconception was. You don't learn anything from a sample size of one.

    38. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Good for you. I think make-up on women makes them look rather frightening. My wife can be convinced to not wear much often (oh, but she loves to put on the stage make-up). My daughter is at an impressionable age, but so far I've managed to convince her not to put on toxic make-up, which really narrows the field down by 95% or so.

      I'm not quite sure where her peers get their images from, but I'm hoping the 21st Century sees today's concept of make-up go the way of the white-powdered face.

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    39. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice way to rip into him, but you have to admit, your "joke" was old ten years ago and not at all funny. I wish there was a "-1 tired meme" mod.

    40. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by muridae · · Score: 1

      The same applies to men on the internet. And every blurred gender in-between. If we were single, attractive, and perfectly sane*, why would we be tech obsessed geeks and nerds.
      Besides, sanity is over-rated; attractiveness is individually rated, and single . . . well, some couples aren't single but are still available.

      Sanity as defined by statistical norms. Since that is, unfortunately, how it is mostly defined.

    41. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      Please tell Irish women. They slather their makeup on with a trowel until they look like Data.

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    42. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      More to it than that. He appears (from his words) to be the same anonymous coward that unnecessarily insulted the base poster in a different thread. 'Course, it's hard to tell; all anonymous cowards look alike.

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    43. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is particularly important here in Australia. (We're on the fringes of the Antarctic ozone hole.)

    44. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by Bob+The+Cowboy · · Score: 1

      Um, actually, I'd like that.... slashfood.com^Whuffpost.com/food is boring :o(

    45. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by antdude · · Score: 1

      Just like me after 30 years. :(

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    46. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good for you. You were born with good skin!

    47. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Two words.... oh never mind, this wouldn't end well.

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    48. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by antdude · · Score: 1

      And that is?

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    49. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by WillDraven · · Score: 1

      This. I've spent my entire post-pubescent life telling girls this. Invariably they give me a quick grin like "aww, the geeky kid just gave me a clumsy compliment!" and then resume slathering on the glop on their faces. Of course then I hear "aghh, the universe hates me I keep getting pimples!" No, YOU hate YOU. Let your skin breathe damnit.

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    50. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi, original AC here.

      1. "There's two types of participants in this forum; those in the business, and those who buy goods and services from us with their burger king paychecks." Really. Huh. Two types. Boy, you sure are a fucking mutant load of deformed rat sperm, aren't you?
      2. No one cares about your cunt wife and trollop of a daughter. "Hi honey, did you blow the retards in the AV club again today?" "YA DAD I GEEK JUST LIKE YOU!" "Okay, time to suck MY dick, slutface!" "OK DAD WAR MOM?" "She's fucking grandma in the shower. Don't watch!" "DAD UR DIK IS SMALLER THAN THE PRESCHOOLER I FUCKED!" "Don't I know it!"
      3. Fuck you twice. I am better and faster than you and you cannot hope to win, because I have NOTHING TO LOSE.

    51. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you need a fucking divorce. Sheesh. Why did you even get married to this vapid waste of air?

    52. Re:Young women don't need makeup.... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Underarm deodorant.

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  17. Definition of "Photoshop?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aside from the brand name, a photo is often manipulated before it leaves the photo with the likes of color correction, sharpening, smoothing, etc.

  18. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by c0lo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're right, but it still doesn't change the fact that cosmetics are practically real life version of Photoshop, and both are used to fake stuff.

    Well, on the same line: everybody in this world would need to wear a uniform - after all, different clothing are faking the stuff underneath. Should I continue?

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  19. Post Proccessing is Too Vague by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I assume when the say "Photoshop" they really mean any kind of image editor, otherwise we can ignore the whole thing.

    Even the idea of banning "post processing" has no clear meaning. In the digital world there is no such thing as an unmodified image. There is RAW data, but this is not a viewable image until it's been post processed. Even a JPG directly from the camera has already been processed to include color shifts, sharpening changes, and relative lighting. Professional photographers often take RAW output (data not images) from the camera and post process that on their computers to produce an image. This begs the question of the line, how much post processing is acceptable and when is it too much?

    1. Re:Post Proccessing is Too Vague by camperdave · · Score: 1

      There is RAW data, but this is not a viewable image until it's been post processed. Even a JPG directly from the camera has already been processed to include color shifts, sharpening changes, and relative lighting.

      Those affect the picture as a whole. They don't lengthen eyelashes, "airbrush" blemishes, whiten eyes and teeth, add shine to lips, remove stray strands of hair and that sort of thing.

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  20. Self Regulation by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

    This wasn't the federal goverment. "National Advertising Division (NAD) — the advertising industry's self-regulating watchdog" It is a trade group that acts as a regulator.

  21. Good! by sootman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd rather marketers be over-restricted than under-restricted. Talk about lying: just the other day I got an ad in the form of a fake rebate check. It looks just like a real check, of course, and it says "REBATE CHECK" in big letters and "This is not a check" in very small letters. WTF? Can I sell a pill that says "CURES CANCER!" in big letters and then "Does not cure cancer" in small letters just below it?

    (I'm not kidding. I can post a pic later if anyone wants to see proof.)

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    1. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      That pill you talk about: we call it "homeopathy".

    2. Re:Good! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      It would be a delightful twist if that junk-mail rebate check happened to qualify under the "The Nine Criteria for a Negotiable Instrument.", which would allow you to cash it despite any verbiage to the contrary...

      For simple ease of sorting, and avoidance of check-washers and the like, the checks that people actually use are fairly heavily standardized(either the slightly smaller human-use ones or the 1/3 of an 8.5x11 machine print ones, with MICR codes in all the right places, printed security features, etc.); but the set of things that could legally be checks is considerably larger than the set of things that are commonly used as checks...

    3. Re:Good! by Bogtha · · Score: 5, Interesting
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    4. Re:Good! by Nimey · · Score: 2
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    5. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If its a check, and it has all the info necessary, you can cash it. http://www.goodthink.com/writing/view_stories.cfm?id=11&page_id=2

    6. Re:Good! by somaTh · · Score: 1

      Well, if it's anything like politics, you can pretty much say whatever you want if you follow it up with "Not Intended to be a factual statement".

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    7. Re:Good! by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      So did that guy REALLY get to keep the $95K? I mean, that $ has to come from *somewhere*, right?

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    8. Re:Good! by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      what about sublaxations?

    9. Re:Good! by Rary · · Score: 1

      I recently received an invitation in the mail to an invite-only party/sale at the Hyundai dealership where I bought my car. On the invitation it described a deal they're having on that day: "Buy a new Hyundai, get another Hyundai free". Next to this was a tiny asterisk, and at the bottom in smaller type it explained: "Receive a free Hyundai product with the purchase of any new Hyundai car". So, in other words, "we'll throw in a baseball cap or a t-shirt if you buy a car".

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    10. Re:Good! by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      If you read the whole story, he legally probably could have, and the bank he deposited it in would have been out the money, but decided to give it back.

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    11. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So did that guy REALLY get to keep the $95K? I mean, that $ has to come from *somewhere*, right?

      No. In the end he returned the check, and also paid the bank interest, although he apparently jokingly wrote "non-negotiable" on the check that he wrote for the interest. He also switched banks.

    12. Re:Good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does he have a PayPal tip button? Is he shit plain shit with money, or what? I wouldn't put a tip button on anything I post to the intertubes, and I haven't just won $95k.

    13. Re:Good! by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Heh, I missed the teeny tiny "part 2" at the bottom of the page. I read the rest. Interesting story!

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  22. Re:Out-of-control big government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The NAD is a private organization. The US government has nothing to do with this.

  23. Seems reasonable enough... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Unless one wishes to cling to the trivially false illusion that humans are rational actors, who weigh all data inputs objectively, it seems fairly obvious that a gigantic picture asserting that Product X will make your face look like you've been born with perfect genes and then worked over by a talented retouch guy is a lie, even if accompanied by a 2pt flyspeck disclaimer that 'results not typical, you ugly hag, buy our product anyway or die scorned and alone'.

    Of course, on that basis, it's hard to imagine much of the advertising industry being left(Note, this does not represent criticism of this basis, no not at all). So much of advertising consists of more or less blatantly false images and video, followed by a tiny text disclaimer.

    As for the concerns mentioned at the end of TFS, I'm not sure I see the problem: this is arguably even more divorced from reality than cosmetics advertising, and the battle over pre-renders being pimped as "in engine"(recorded at 1FPS, with known-unusably-bugggy effects enabled with command line switches, on $10,000 workstation, played back at 30FPS, or just created by importing our highest resolution art assets into 3DSMAX...) in gameplay advertising has gone on for ages. As for 'photographer's own work', unless you assert that you, as a photographer, take 'pictures that objectively represent reality' rather than 'aesthetically pleasing pictures', why would photoshop be any worse than using a good lens or a low-noise sensor? In photojournalism, photochopping can be a serious problem; but in photography as art, you aren't making a truth claim, so it's pretty hard to lie...

    As voluntary standards by a private industry body, this seems like an unimpeachable step. The issue would get a bit more dicey were the state to step in, you'd have to adjudicate the line between expressive free speech and commercial fraud through deception; but if the marketweasels want to clean up a small part of their slime trail, all the better...

  24. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by general_re · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeah, the trouble is, the people who want to walk around naked are generally the ones you'd least like to see undressed...

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  25. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by mwvdlee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I actually agree with this. I don't use clothes at home either (or when browsing Slashdot), and if the weather permits, why should I need to use them outside either?

    Hm, good question. Let me think about that for a while...

    Besides, we can all agree that it's just nice to see good looking naked people.

    That's why most people shouldn't be allowed to walk around naked.

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  26. Food by WhatsAProGingrass · · Score: 1

    Does the same thing apply to food advertisements?

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  27. Honest advertising by wye43 · · Score: 1

    Next we know, any misleading advertising will not be allowed anymore. That's just nuts. Where is the world heading to?

    1. Re:Honest advertising by c0lo · · Score: 1

      Next we know, any misleading advertising will not be allowed anymore. That's just nuts. Where is the world heading to?

      Towards a point in which one will watch the ads and try to skip the movies: after all, movies are fiction thus misleading.

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  28. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by adonoman · · Score: 2

    That's why in the future they all wear full-body spandex (see Star Trek)

  29. If they do this to food, it kills the industry by gurps_npc · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Well, at least if they outlaw all the pre-photoshop fakes they use. Typically a picture of pancakes is done using motor oil because it looks like the perfect maple syrup. They add sopay water to cofee to make it look extra hot and bubbly. They stain barbecue ribs with wood stain to make it them extra juicy. They use dyed whipped crisco to make milkshakes look dense and creamy. As for milk - Elmer's glue sure takes a nice photo.

    Which of course is why the pictures of food NEVER look like what they serve you. On the plus side, you wouldn't really want to eat what they took pictures of.

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    1. Re:If they do this to food, it kills the industry by SirWhoopass · · Score: 4, Informative

      Fakes are only allowed for the food not being sold advertised.

      Motor oil could be used as syrup when advertising pancakes, but not when advertising maple syrup.

    2. Re:If they do this to food, it kills the industry by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      Oh. I did not know that. But that still lets them do things like glue the sessame seeds onto the bun to ensure proper placement. After all, can't have two of them touching.

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    3. Re:If they do this to food, it kills the industry by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Most people care about how food tastes, not how it looks (I recommend you give this book a read if you disagree). As smell advertisements are limited to scratch and sniff, and nobody has invented taste-o-vision yet, the visual advertisement of food is mostly orthogonal to the actual experience of eating it.

      With makeup, the whole point is how it looks. So altering its appearance with Photoshop or airbrushing is by definition deceptive.

    4. Re:If they do this to food, it kills the industry by Hentes · · Score: 1

      If they do this to food, it kills the industry

      I somehow doubt that people would stop buying food if it wasn't advertised.

    5. Re:If they do this to food, it kills the industry by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I've seen how hamburgers are photographed, and they generally don't consist of any of the same materials you're actually going to consume. The reason is that the real thing looks very different under a hot floodlight than it does in real life, so they change the materials to compensate... and usually slightly over-compensate.

      You find this most often with the photography of heat-sensitive foods, like ice cream.

    6. Re:If they do this to food, it kills the industry by makomk · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Apparently, some foods are just plain impossible to get a decent photograph of; for example, lasagna is often rebuilt with styrofoam in place of the pasta sheets because otherwise it just looks like a structureless blob in which you can't see the meat at all.

    7. Re:If they do this to food, it kills the industry by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      Not entirely true about food. Among other things, they use an awful lot of colorants and additives to make the food look good. For example, they inject/spray carbon monoxide on/in tuna sushi to get that nice red color.

      Also, the human mind is fooled by colors. Yellow = lemon, purple = grape. Give someone lemonaide dyed purple and people will swear they taste the grape.

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  30. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by ByOhTek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In my experience, woman that use more than a minimal amount, tend to look worse. Makeup in almost all cases is *way* too obvious.

    It does tell me something of their thought processes, so I'm not too bothered. it's a useful metric.

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  31. Adobe still allowed! by ewg · · Score: 2

    Note that Adobe is still allowed to Photoshop ads for Photoshop, since that's what they're selling

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    1. Re:Adobe still allowed! by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Well that's only fair I guess, if the cosmetics companies are still allowed to put make-up on the magazines.

    2. Re:Adobe still allowed! by berashith · · Score: 1

      true, but the before and after comparison capabilities arent nearly as strong of a selling point now that they are the same picture.

  32. This should extend to cell phone adverts by Layer+3+Ninja · · Score: 2

    On some tv commercials you'll see "Screen images simulated, sequences shortened." So what you're seeing is fantasy compared to how the phone actually works. Its a bit much.

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    1. Re:This should extend to cell phone adverts by Z_A_Commando · · Score: 1

      There goes most of Apple's advertising campaign.

    2. Re:This should extend to cell phone adverts by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

      no, that is Apples way of getting around the requirement that anything advertised should accurately reflect the product or otherwise inform the observer that what he is seeing does not actually represent the product. There is no deception when the "Sequences Shortened" warnings are shown.

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    3. Re:This should extend to cell phone adverts by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Apple actually got sued over that once: they claimed in an ad to show how blaing fast browsing was on the iPhone, then cut out that boring part of mobile browsing where you wait for the page to load. Amazingly enough, it was deemed misleading to advertise something's speed and responsiveness by purportedly showing a demo of its use, but edit out the slow and unresponsive bits.

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    4. Re:This should extend to cell phone adverts by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      On some tv commercials you'll see "Screen images simulated, sequences shortened." So what you're seeing is fantasy compared to how the phone actually works. Its a bit much.

      In some cases, advertisements are worked on before software even exists in a final form, so it would be impossible to actually use on set. As a result, you get a motion graphics artist doing their best to convey the impression of the UI, but it's not perfect. Even when the software does exist, shooting an actual phone screen with a camera usually results in something very difficult to see, and completely unlike what you experience with your own eyes. So, you shoot with a turned off phone with an actor vaguely pecking at imaginary buttons. When the UI gets comped in, the buttons have to be wherever the actor was poking at. If you used screenshots that look exactly like the actual software, it would be responding in impossible ways at the actor poked where the send an email button goes, but then starts talking into the phone like he is on a call.

      So, the best option winds up being a bit impressionistic. It's not perfect, but nothing is.

  33. no power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they can do nothing

  34. "or a photographer's own works?" by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what we're alluding to. Does this mean that we'll see art that actually looks like something?

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  35. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by ShavedOrangutan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Women's use of cosmetics bordens with pure fraud. They're faking themselves better looks than they really have to fraud men and thus try to gain money, power or anything else for their own advantage. It just isn't defined as fraud because the scheme has been going on for so long, but in reality it's the same. They're advertising something which they don't have and take advantage of men.

    Don't worry, that all stops once you're married.

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  36. People are soft & stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its a silly thing. You all say *you're* so smart that you don't need to be protected, its all those *other* people who are dumber who need to be protected.

    Does it bother you that beer ads show a guy gets to sleep with supermodels because he buys a six pack?

    Does it bother you that car ads make the car look low-slung and sexy.

    Does it bother you that people eating fast food are all in great shape?

    Advertising is a fantasy. Are you so soft that you can't distinguish an ad from reality? Or do you think you're immune bur the rest of the world needs help?

    Get over yourself. Nobody needs that kind of help. Or rather, those that need that level of help should be Darwined out of the gene pool anyway.

    1. Re:People are soft & stupid by KiloByte · · Score: 2

      Advertising is a fantasy.

      This is what this law intends to fix.

      Get over yourself. Nobody needs that kind of help.

      Wrong, if such advertising wouldn't work for a vast majority of the population, companies wouldn't use it.

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      *A* person is smart. *People* are dumb, stupid panicky animals and you know it.

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  37. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

    doesn't that logic actually suggest that everyone should go naked unless absolutely necessary for for temperature reasons?

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  38. Waste of time by Freddybear · · Score: 1

    If there are people alive today who don't know that they should be skeptical about advertising, they probably aren't watching American cosmetics ads anyway.

  39. Re:Out-of-control big government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what part of "self-regulating" didn't you understand?

  40. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by c0lo · · Score: 1

    Women's use of cosmetics bordens with pure fraud. They're faking themselves better looks than they really have...

    So? Stop buying them...

    Right... actually something in you post suggest you aren't getting them for free, so you start blaming the "high prices" and "misleading advertising".
    I know that they may look a bit alien/outlandish for you now, but maybe it will get better if you'll stop treating them as "burgers to be bought" and see them more as human beings?

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  41. I can't see I say a problem with this... by Millennium · · Score: 2

    The end product of cosmetics is an improved appearance. If an ad tries to sell cosmetics based on an appearance that the cosmetics themselves cannot deliver, that's fraud.

    1. Re:I can't see I say a problem with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the core of the issue. Whatever you might say about lighting, professional makeup artists, models, etc. at least in the absence of photoshop the actual product did, in reality, make a person look like that picture. It may be a carefully selected reality but it is reality. Add photoshop to the mix and we are no longer talking about reality at all. At that point what else can you call it but "false", as in "false advertising"?

      If you don't want to show what the cosmetic actually does then do not pretend otherwise. Put the makeup bottle and some white doves or flowers or some random pretty thing in the ad.

  42. Taco bell - All fast food by Bardwick · · Score: 1

    i want to see this for fast food to. What you get out of the bag is no where CLOSE to what you get served. Discovery channel did a great show about it. It takes several days to put together a picture of a big mac and fries. Airbrushed, bun molds, glue....

    1. Re:Taco bell - All fast food by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      Bun molds, glue and maybe even air-brushing are not post-production techniques, they all take place before the shutter clicks. I suggest they take the damn photo as-is and spare the model and products whatever grizzly pre-production processes are needed, photoshop (or gimp, even better) the result, prop a print-out of it up under good lighting and re-photograph it. That way it can be an unretouched photo for use in the ads.

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  43. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK I think this is wandering off point a bit. The complaint is about using these techniques to try and sell you something by telling you that if you buy this product it will look like X when in reality it will not. So if the seller showed you an ad where you bought a pair of jeans and it turned your shirt red, but in reality did not, then you might have a point. But equating this to simply wearing close is off course.

  44. Fraud by Aladrin · · Score: 1

    Misleading advertising should be illegal anyhow. I don't see why this group should have to specifically ban it.

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  45. Photo Editing Freelance jobs just took a hit! by ciderbrew · · Score: 2

    Put a disclaimer on the photo and provide links to the source images used. If you're interested you can look it up.
    A few years ago in the UK they ran a Dove soap advert with real women. They ran it just about everywhere. After a week of looking at those real women on my morning commute, I longed for the fake photo shopped lie. I don't expect pictures of beer gut real men on the cover of men's health either. Real is grim, lets live the lie :)

    1. Re:Photo Editing Freelance jobs just took a hit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put a disclaimer on the photo and provide links to the source images used. If you're interested you can look it up.

      A few years ago in the UK they ran a Dove soap advert with real women. They ran it just about everywhere. After a week of looking at those real women on my morning commute, I longed for the fake photo shopped lie. I don't expect pictures of beer gut real men on the cover of men's health either. Real is grim, lets live the lie :)

      Then move to Essex (the UK's Orange County). Problem solved.

    2. Re:Photo Editing Freelance jobs just took a hit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you mean any of the photos in their (rather good) Campaign For Real Beauty ads, and you found those disappointing, you must find life really harsh, because those real women were (to the last one) particularly good-looking examples of women. Real, 'normally' lovely women aspire to look that good. Which is an ironic point not being deliberately made by the advertisers.

    3. Re:Photo Editing Freelance jobs just took a hit! by SFtheWolf · · Score: 1

      Put a disclaimer on the photo and provide links to the source images used. If you're interested you can look it up. A few years ago in the UK they ran a Dove soap advert with real women. They ran it just about everywhere. After a week of looking at those real women on my morning commute, I longed for the fake photo shopped lie. I don't expect pictures of beer gut real men on the cover of men's health either. Real is grim, lets live the lie :)

      There's a big difference here. Practically no one is objecting to the use of attractive people to pitch products. Photoshopping models selling cosmetics is problematic though because:

      • It is disingenuous about the effects the product would have in real life (which is false advertising).
      • It creates expectations of perfection that are unrealistic, to the point they almost dip back into the uncanny valley.
      • It narrows the definition of what is attractive to the industry standard supermodel look, which is both frustrating for people trying to improve their body image, and boring from an aesthetic standpoint
  46. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well doesn't sound like anyone will be taking advantage of you, at least not while you have that rather sad, tiny-minded attitude! So women only make themselves look good to please men, eh? Hmmm, sure they do. I can only conclude you obviously don't speak to many women if that's what you truly believe!

  47. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by bmo · · Score: 4, Informative

    You don't want to see me naked.

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  48. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by SharkLaser · · Score: 1

    Are you saying that if you get something for free, then there's no problem with fraud?

  49. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2

    "She that paints her face thinks of her tail" - Ben Franklin.

  50. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by c0lo · · Score: 2

    Besides, we can all agree that it's just nice to see good looking naked people.

    Should I link to goatse? Or would you propose to euthanise bad looking people? Or lock them out of sight?
    BTW: what about the eye of the beholder?

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  51. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    90 percent do

  52. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by SharkLaser · · Score: 1

    Besides, we can all agree that it's just nice to see good looking naked people.

    Should I link to goatse? Or would you propose to euthanise bad looking people? Or lock them out of sight?
    BTW: what about the eye of the beholder?

    Have you seen goatse? Because I've only seen one part of him. He might actually be very handsome guy.

  53. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by c0lo · · Score: 2

    Do you consider makeup wearing persons a merchandise? In the last years, computer-mediated fraud is rampant: do you propose that we'd ban computers too?

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  54. Re:Is using Gimp allowed instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one in the professional world uses Gimp, and if they do then they're doing this all wrong.

  55. Incredible what people waste time and money on by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1

    So how many millions were spent to bring truth to mascara advertising?

    You know there are real problems in this world. Disease, famine, war, civil rights, the environment. Do we really need to worry about people touching up ads?

    If I buy something and it doesn't do what it claims to do I return it or never buy it again. Why isn't buyer beware enough? If a company establishes a reputation for not doing what they claim their products should do then the company should suffer from poor sales or bad word of mouth.

    How about a campaign to make the populace less vain, suggestive and ignorant rather then wasting millions protecting stupid people from wasting a few bucks on "miracle" products that don't work.

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    1. Re:Incredible what people waste time and money on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're creating a false dichotomy in pretending that having more serious problems, means we can't address simpler ones.

      I also think your plan to make the populace less vain, suggestible, or ignorant would be impossible for many people, and would never be supported here since one of our political parties has nothing but harm to offer, and depends on the populace being ignorant, superstitious, and easily manipulated.

    2. Re:Incredible what people waste time and money on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How about a campaign to make the populace less vain, suggestive and ignorant rather then wasting millions protecting stupid people from wasting a few bucks on "miracle" products that don't work."

      So how many millions would it be acceptable to spend on that?

  56. A radical concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Called "truth in advertising".

  57. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by theillien · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd even go so far as to say I've seen what he's like on the inside.

  58. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Should I link to goatse? Or would you propose to euthanise bad looking people? Or lock them out of sight?

    Yep, now you're getting it! Lock away everyone who isn't hot (besides me), and the world would look much better!

    BTW: what about the eye of the beholder?

    Well, beholders can fire a wide variety of pain and death from their eyes, which is why they're frequently a major hassle for the unprepared dungeon explorer, true, but I don't see how that relates to my entirely altruistic quest to leave only the hottest of girls... I mean, people... visible in public.

  59. Extend this to other fields. by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

    Car starting at $12,999! . . . as shown, $23,935

    Super Double Cheeseburger With Triple Bacon . . . actual burger may not bear more than a passing resemblance to image

    Sale! Item for $10 . . . plus $25 s/h even though FedEx only charges us $2.99

    Fewer Calories! . . . because we decreased the recommended serving size

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  60. Anorexia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was honestly hoping the 'ban' was more oriented towards banning making models unrealistically thin, to where they look like stick cartoons. My spouse has anorexia, and that's one of the societal influences that makes the largest contribution to the disease.

    I'm generally all for freedom of expression etc. there, but given what I see in her life, I wouldn't miss this one. Same as the deformed feet in China. This type of cost of freedom of expression is one of the few real ones that we need to better evaluate.

  61. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by rossdee · · Score: 1

    The majority of the worlds population lives in the northern hemisphere, where at the moment it is winter. Clothing is not optional for outside.

  62. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by mjr167 · · Score: 2

    Are you implying that women are free? Last time I checked we were pretty expensive to keep around...

  63. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's because the cake face is a lie.

    She might look good from 20 feet away, but get closer than 10 and it's just sad and awful.

  64. Offtopic Question: Taru by Guppy · · Score: 1

    Sandytaru, I was curious about your nickname. Do you by any chance play Final Fantasy XI?

    1. Re:Offtopic Question: Taru by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      Yes! I am Catwho on Bismarck.

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    2. Re:Offtopic Question: Taru by Guppy · · Score: 1

      Ah, okies. I was Guppy on Midgardsormr / Guppeh on Quetzalcoatl (currently on hiatus). /panic !

    3. Re:Offtopic Question: Taru by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      Now is the time to come back... level 99 just got released. 95 limit break is fighting against a very nasty Tarutaru MNK who likes to Final Heaven you every five seconds. Fortunately, it's a party fight, and pretty easy if you have a party of pet jobs.

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  65. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by c0lo · · Score: 1

    OK I think this is wandering off point a bit. The complaint is about using these techniques to try and sell you something by telling you that if you buy this product it will look like X when in reality it will not.

    Well, that's even worse, because then the OP suggest anyone who wears makeup is trying to sell her/himself and they are trying to mislead you in the transaction (like in both are used to fake stuff.).

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  66. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by Fri13 · · Score: 1

    Yes, not all reasons are to look brettier in eyes of mens.... but they take as well advantage over mens when competiting with other womans with their look.

    When it comes cosmetics, womens wants attention with it. Same way as does young kids by using trend cloths.

    My strong opinion is, that every schoold kid should wear a school uniform. There is less teasing and bullying about cloths and who has enough money to buy most new cloths or other toys. If you can not be you, but you pretend to be you, it is just bad for everyone.
    Womens try to compete with each other. They want to be good looking. Same thing is with some of the mens who as well use cosmetics and stylish cloths.

    Many has dressing code for work, why not kids have same thing? We have dressing code for different situations, were they weddings, funerals, sport.... They are there for a reasons.

    And faking something to sell it, is just lying to customers. Was it cosmetics or even technology (like operating systems), corporations are just trying to sell own crap over others. If people would really understand what they really are bying (I am not talking about mens and womens here!), it would make whole world better blace.

     

  67. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Uh... no. It's not about taking advantage of men, per se, it's about an evolutionary drive to compete for men's attention. It's not about manipulating men, it's about competing with other women in an endeavor to appear more attractive, or distinctive, or otherwise noteworthy. Is it irrational? Of course it is... but it's still an evolutionary drive nonetheless, not some part of a hidden agenda to exploit other people.

    And in my observation, when they feel like they are unable to compete with other women, it tends to impact their self-esteem quite badly. In the end, I think that it's better to let them make themselves up in the way that they want to. Of course, it doesn't hurt to complement them when they aren't wearing any makeup either... and can probably help a woman feel like she doesn't need makeup to be attractive or to compete.

  68. Is this really needed? by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

    Lets be honest, even with this being passed, does anyone honestly believe ads?
    No amount of or lack of photoshop is going to change my mind here...

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    1. Re:Is this really needed? by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      The young and impressionable. After around age 25, you begin to realize that the world is full of lies and lying liars, and you need to take everything with a grain of salt. Believe nothing you see, you hear, or you read.

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    2. Re:Is this really needed? by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

      I'd say 25 is a bit late, but oh well.
      Also, the young and impressionable have parents for a reason.

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  69. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by InsightIn140Bytes · · Score: 1

    Just because there's no directly money changing hands, it doesn't mean you aren't "selling yourself" when you make yourself look attractive. Likewise when you're getting a job, you're selling yourself and the benefits of hiring you to the potential employer. If you lie in these situations it is fraud.

  70. Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All this proves is there is still a sucker born every minute.

    This type of legislation will do what? People will still buy the product and be unhappy with the results.

    Remember the old saying "A good product will sell itself", well there's no wonder why countries spend trillions a year in advertising.

    1. Re:Waste by compro01 · · Score: 1

      All this proves is there is still a sucker born every minute.

      I think that number is low. That would imply that only 1 in 250 people are suckers.

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  71. Getting around Product Descriptions... by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

    ...Apple, with their phones and tablets, insert a two word caption in their ads: "Sequence Shortened". So when you buy one of their products and find it takes a week to load up the notebook app, you have no grounds for complaint. Remember "Sequence Shortened"?

    Same with '360 and PS3 games: "Not Gameplay Footage", "Not Representative of Gameplay"... if it doesn't represent what you're parting with £30-£60 for you should be told.

    This gets around having to show how long it actually takes to load X app in a commercial: it pretties up the device making you want to buy it. I don't think there's anything wrong in that, but I do agree that if images or videos have been manipulated, the consumer SHOULD be informed prior to purchase. To not do so is misleading, it's dishonest, and in the UK it is illegal. This is why we have an Advertising Standards Authority which can and does pull misleading ads and publicly shames the company to which the ad relates.

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    1. Re:Getting around Product Descriptions... by duguk · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why the article says this "brings it in line with the EU and UK" - since there's no laws that I know of in the UK that ban photoshop, only that an appropriate tiny message need to be there.

      Or is there some law I don't know about?

  72. "what if the ban leaks over..." by doug141 · · Score: 1

    That would be awesome.

  73. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by SharkLaser · · Score: 0

    Are you implying that women are free? Last time I checked we were pretty expensive to keep around...

    And this just shows that even women think they're selling themselves to men. Since the initial offering is an hoax to begin with, we should ban cosmetics and offer all the men refunds of their purchases.

  74. Re:Out-of-control big government by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    what part of "self-regulating" didn't you understand?

    Give him a break. He's young. Probably never had to use Metamucil.

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  75. One step further: full disclosure? by macraig · · Score: 1

    ... what if the ban leaks over to product photography (I'm looking at you, Burger King), video gameplay demos, or a photographer's own works?

    Is that really enough? Does a mere prohibition of fraud and misdirection go far enough in promoting the transactional ideal of equal exchanges of value? What about omissions of fact? As I said to someone else in another unrelated discussion just last night:

    Just because you harbor a desire to conceal facts that have probative value and are unquestionably relevant to determining the value of a contract does not mean that the other party therefore lacks the right to know those facts. If a particular fact is relevant to determining the value of a contract and you are entering into that contract willingly, then you no longer have any claim to conceal the fact as private. Can you get away with it if the other party is unaware or ignorant? Probably, but that doesn't mean you had a right to do it. The ideal transaction is one in which an equal exchange of value takes place. That is only possible if both parties are able to assess all relevant facts that affect the value of the contract. Business law and code recognizes this and seeks to prohibit unrestrained concealment and deception. If your reasoning became the official law of the land, then no contracts would ever be an equal exchange of value... one or both parties would always be denied some bit of information crucial to deciding the worth of the contract. I don't dispute this already takes place and always has, but at least the current system frowns upon and prohibits as much of it as reasonably possible.

    Shouldn't we be demanding full disclosure as a matter of business code or law? What I was taught in business law courses - that transactional ideal - certainly implies it; we certainly expect it of each other ethically when we're a party in transactions, and are often shocked when we discover we were given less than candor. Shouldn't we codify this expectation once and for all?

  76. False advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exaggerated advertising IS false advertising. I'm hopeful that all the lying on TV stops. It's out of control. It's the reason I stopped watching. I'm not about to pay people money to lie to me. I get that enough of that just dealing with my utility and phone company. Honest advertising is hard to find but when I do see it, I appreciate it. Honesty is not overrated. Lying in advertising was allowed to continue because no one was stopping it. I applaud regulation of lying. Next stop, politicians because again, they receive money for lying to masses of people. Too many professions to list and not enough fines. How about the next war we have is the War on Lying?

  77. It should apply to everything by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't it apply to video games or food? Quite frankly if you're too embarrassed to show the actual product you're selling them improve it rather than lying to me.

  78. Ahhh women... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rub this powdered rock on your face, you'll look better!

    Can't buy comedy like that.

  79. Burger King by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To be fair, food photography is an entirely different issue. Pictures of food are rarely even pictures of food - they are models of the food, or actual food with a lacquered finish, or what have you. Real food that you actually eat doesn't look good on camera. If you allow the photographic subject to be a fake mock-up that isn't even the real product, then whether or not you allow Photoshop is largely irrelevant - if you can't Photoshop it, you'll just change the model to get the same effect.

    1. Re:Burger King by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that. I mean, I realise that what Burger Christ or whatever they're called probably photograph pieces of painted styrofoam instead of food, but this page seems to indicate that respectable images of actual food are entirely possible.

  80. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by c0lo · · Score: 1

    Just because there's no directly money changing hands, it doesn't mean you aren't "selling yourself" when you make yourself look attractive.

    Bottom line: just because someone is making oneself attractive, it doesn't mean the one is selling oneself (there can be many other reasons for doing it).

    If somebody commits a fraud, imposing blanket ban on different objects/means that were used in defrauding is pointless.
    On the case at hand: NAD banned a specific use of Photoshop in advertising, but did not blanket-ban Photoshop. This being said, please re-read the subject of the thread in the very formulation of the OP.

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  82. Procter & Gamble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    isn't that the company that makes Crest toothpaste, Head & Shoulders shampoo and Charmin bathroom tissue? I didn't know that they make cosmetics.

    well, instead of using Photoshop, use GIMP instead. Gimp is free as in beer. support free software!

    1. Re:Procter & Gamble by compro01 · · Score: 1

      They're the makers of Covergirl and Max Factor cosmetics.

      They're also Braun, Duracell, Tide, Gain, Cheer, Downy, Ivory, Iams, Oral-B, Old Spice, Mr. Clean, Gucci, Hugo, and Lacoste colognes, Vicks, and Gillette , among many others.

      They are a very diversified company. They pretty much invented the term soap opera.

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  83. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by mjr167 · · Score: 1

    Can we return men then too and get refunds when it turns out they aren't the suave gentlemen they portray themselves to be while dating?

  84. So, have you stopped taking a shower? by tomhudson · · Score: 2

    After all, by your logic, cleaning yourself up is "fake" as well. Humans don't naturally smell "clean" without the application of soap and water. So, if you're going to argue that women who use makeup are "faking stuff", since they don't really look that way naturally, by the same logic, so are people who take a bath. Or brush their teeth. Or trim their toenails. Or cut their hair.

    Not everyone wants to go around looking and smelling like this guy.

    1. Re:So, have you stopped taking a shower? by forkfail · · Score: 2

      Weat argument.

      The picture in an ad says, this is what our product will do for you.

      If you enhance the picture, you're lying about what the product can do.

      It's the equivalent of a Ford Taurus ad saying it can do 0 to 60 in 1.7 seconds.

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    2. Re:So, have you stopped taking a shower? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Your counter-argument is a weak argument. My argument was not attacking the original claims, but what the GP wrote about how somehow even clothes are a lie, so we should all go around naked.

      However, my argument also defeats yours - cosmetics "enhance" nature less than soap and water does, in terms of overall attractiveness. After all, who is more attractive, someone who uses make-up, but hasn't had a bath in a year, or someone who's clean?

      The picture was an exaggeration. At what point does it pass from exaggeration to a lie? It depends on the message that was meant to be conveyed. In the case of the cosmetic, the message was "you can draw attention to your eyes and make them more attractive with this product." Is it true? I guess it depends on your eyes - beauty IS in the eye of the beholder, after all.

      Contrast that to your claim that it is "the equivalent of a Ford Taurus ad saying it can do 0 to 60 in 1.7 seconds." First, given a decent budget and access to one of these tracks, I probably *can* make a Ford Taurus do 0 to 60 in 1.7 seconds. Second, it's easy to test whether the claim is true or not - it's not a judgment call. Now if someone claimed that the Ford Taurus was "the best car in its class" - that would be a judgment call, dependent on, among other things. how you define the class of cars it's a member of.

      In real life, you *could* achieve the effects promised in the ad - the only problem is that such heavy use is UGLY! Really - unless you want to look like a punk rocker on stage, 2x, unless you have "super-skinny" eyelashes, is way out there ... so while they faked the pics, it's the same as faking a picture of you in a moon landing photo - it doesn't mean that they were all fake, of that it was impossible (unless you're a fan of Capricoron 1 :-)

      On a related note - one thing I've never been able to figure out is why almost everyone really over-does the wedding day makeup and hair styling - why would anyone want to look like their (real or hypothetical) ugly evil step-sister? And yet ...

  85. Of course this is good news but... by JohnnyMindcrime · · Score: 1

    ...in the meantime, what have all these advertising standards watchdogs being doing about the huge great juicy McDonald's burgers filled with the crispest, freshest lettuce in TV adverts but that are impossible to actually buy in their restaurants?

    Or the electrically inductive Coca Cola lorries capable of illuminating Christmas lights merely by driving past them? For how long in that advert am I actually shown the product that I am supposed to be buying?

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  86. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by osu-neko · · Score: 1

    You're right, but it still doesn't change the fact that cosmetics are practically real life version of Photoshop, and both are used to fake stuff.

    Wow, what an incredibly idiotic statement.

    Photoshop is being used to make something in a photograph look differently from how it looks in real life. Cosmetics change the way you look in real life. They don't change the way you look without cosmetics, just like clothing doesn't change the way you look without clothes, but that's not the point.

    If one were to take your idiotic argument to its conclusion, dieting and exercising are practically real life versions of Photoshop. After all, they make you look differently than you'd look if you didn't use them, right? This argument is no less idiotic when applied to clothing or make-up than it is in this case. There's nothing wrong with taking steps to change how you look, it's only deceptive if you don't take those steps, but digitally manipulate the photo to make it look like you did (e.g. add imaginary make-up, make yourself thinner, etc.)

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  87. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by xero314 · · Score: 1

    I actually wasn't suggesting banning, just supporting that cosmetics are fraud. I don't actually read the subject line so missed that there was actually a call to ban cosmetics. Though honestly I can't really think of any use, off the stage, that does not constitute fraud, so maybe they should be regulated like pyrotechnics.

    Honestly I don't think we should ban cosmetics or the deceptive advertising. If women and men want to be gullible and fall for the fraud being perpetrated then that's on them. But that doesn't make it any less fraud.

  88. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by Jessified · · Score: 1

    I was going to say that it's funny they're claiming false advertising for make-up of all things. Isn't make-up the ultimate in false advertising? "Hey, look at me! I'm really pretty*" *Appearance has been completely altered by cosmetics.

  89. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

    Truer words have never been spoken on slashdot....

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  90. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by Pope · · Score: 1

    You've never seen private/catholic school girls tease each other over who looks better in their uniforms, huh? Any alleged money saved on uniforms gets spent on accessories and more expensive after-school clothing.

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  91. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by backwardsposter · · Score: 1

    You're right, but it still doesn't change the fact that cosmetics are practically real life version of Photoshop, and both are used to fake stuff.

    They both help mislead what is being advertised as well. Only one will cost a lot more down the road...

  92. Job killer!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This shall not stand! It tramples the God-given rights of our most Holy Corporation$!!!

  93. ObHack: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Watchdog hits! The Watchdog hits! You have lost your Reality Distortion Field!

  94. Basic Rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't we have some simple advertising laws like:

    1. Images depicting products, in whole or part, shall depict the actual product as it is available to customers.
    2. No advertisement (including testimonials) shall suggest that a product or service will or has effected any result unless the product or service will produce the same result for a substantial majority of customers.
    3. Any advertised price must be the maximum final price to be paid by any customer in consideration for the advertised good or service during 7 days following the advertisement, or for the specific dates and times if clearly stated in the advertisement.

  95. Burger King? by AC-x · · Score: 1

    You don't need to use photoshop to [make burgers look good on camera](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUjz_eiIX8k)

  96. If you're allowed to lie when you sell something by Maritz · · Score: 1

    Then you'll lie when you sell it. This kind of ban is long overdue. A touch of realism might also make that industry's effects on wider society marginally less poisonous to boot.

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  97. Monumental... but not going to happen. by rusl · · Score: 1

    The change to honesty in advertising would be wonderful and extremely revolutionary. But it isn't going to happen. They don't have the power to enforce or implement this sort of a radical change. Of course I would love it but it's just not likely. Perhaps however this may spark the imagination and spur a popular movement for some kind of real truth in advertising policy happening. It would have to be a profound cultural shift. But if people get excited by this idea I think that the improvement in honesty in public dialogue (which our advertising is, even if we wish it wasn't) would be a godsend.

    Personally I think a far more realistic goal (image manipulation is so inherently subjective the grey areas in the law could never have much effect) would be wonderful. I wish that we had a law stating that prices be stated straighforwardly and that certain standards of reporting were required. Like if you want to say: "FREE LUNCH" then you also have to write, in a font at least 25% as big, that the actual deal is 5 for the price of 4. That you must spend $80 to get $20 bonus. That the maximum saving is 25%. To say that the public should have basic math literacy obviously doesn't work. (People buy lottery tickets after all!) But if public dialogue (advertisiing) were forced to be honest mathmatically then that would improve our general math literacy.

    This is the sort of thing Adbusters Magazine should be advocating for. Instead they decided to sell cool "unSneakers." Advertising is a really influential part of our culture from politics, to education, sex, poverty, the environment... every topic is part of it. Any move towards a more honest level of mass communication in our culture can only help. We certainly need it in our consumer obsessed, chaotic, environmentally falling apart world. Raise the level of dialogue!

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  98. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by dougisfunny · · Score: 1

    So wall paint is also fraud? Or wallpaper?

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  99. Frozen dinners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not to mention frozen dinners, both microwaveable and stovetop.

  100. GIMP by oldmac31310 · · Score: 2

    So the photographers and designers will be forced to use GIMP from now on? Poor bastards!

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    1. Re:GIMP by sexconker · · Score: 1

      So the photographers and designers will be forced to use GIMP from now on? Poor bastards!

      Joke post?
      Photoshop's interface has been a horrid mess for over a decade.
      It gets away with it because it's the "industry standard".

      GIMP's interface isn't much better, but at least it doesn't have 500 pounds of bloat for 50 pounds of features, of which 99.9999% of users will only use 5 pounds.

  101. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by brainzach · · Score: 1

    Uh... no. It's not about taking advantage of men, per se, it's about an evolutionary drive to compete for men's attention. It's not about manipulating men, it's about competing with other women in an endeavor to appear more attractive, or distinctive, or otherwise noteworthy. Is it irrational? Of course it is... but it's still an evolutionary drive nonetheless, not some part of a hidden agenda to exploit other people.

    It is completely rational to compete for social status.

  102. Photoshopped Ads by eulernet · · Score: 1

    Here is a site with real photoshop disasters:
    http://www.psdisasters.com/

    It's more fun than "Spot the difference".

  103. Agreed by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    You end up looking like a leathery smoker by the time you're 30, and if you use hair products you'll have thinning hair. Don't even tie your hair back or do cornrows/braids unless you want a receding hairline. Nothing wrong with the natural look anyway, girl or guy. Also, depending on your type of skin, lotions on your face may aggravate it and give you rashes or pimples, facial skin is especially sensitive. Just letting your skin's natural oils have a chance and only washing your face lightly with cold water is probably best. Btw if you're suffering from pimples then that's probably a good thing to try instead of all those products that just dry out your face.

    1. Re:Agreed by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      I tried going au naturale when it came to the lotions, but that was a disaster. I believe the climate in which I live is not comparable to the climate that my ancestors adapted my skin to over the centuries. Zits are all firmly under control now with a skin care regime that involves stuff specifically made for sensitive skin with no artificial ingredients.

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  104. Analog photoshop? It's called booze. by 93,000 · · Score: 1

    Only problem is the filter eventually wears off.

  105. food photos, fashion models, and gaussian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you're selling food, you can't do too much artificial.. No fake icecream made from mashed potatoes, no motor oil as syrup, etc. I used to work with a food stylist (these are the people who MAKE the food that's being photographed) and she used to do things like cook 100 cornish game hens and pick the very best looking 1 or 2. She spent hours at McDonalds going through thousands of buns looking for the "perfect bun". So what you get is a photo of a 3-5 sigma from the mean unit, photographed by a skilled artist who takes dozens of photos and picks the very best one.

    The exact same process is used in fashion photography. They don't just yank some average schmoe off the bus and hand them the makeup and photograph it with an old Kodak Disk Camera..

    No, they hunt for days, months, years to find an *exceptional* model (well out on the tail of the distribution, selected at audition from a population that is at least 3 sigma out already). then they have a professional apply the makeup and clothes and do the hair and everything. The photographer is skilled, etc.

    You should see what the car stylists do with the "hero car" on TV commercial shoots. There are people there with cans of dust-off carefully removing individual flakes of dust that might have fallen on the car. The lights are positioned just so. They jack the car up to rotate the tire/wheel to just the right position and set it down. The tire is mounted on the rim in just the right position. there is this incredibly cool light box called a Fisher Light that they use to light it.

    It is no more realistic than thinking that because some people can sink a jump shot from the half court line consistently, anyone can do it, or run 100 meters in 9 seconds, or whatever.

    Whether it's food, cars, fashion models or anything... you are looking at the 99.99th percentile. They are quite literally freaks of nature who have won the genetic lottery and had a lucky life (since they happened to wind up with something desirable..) They could just has easily (i.e. astronomical odds against) have wound up on the other end of the distribution, wearing a sack over their head saying "I am not an animal"

  106. Why not just make the 'notification' bigger? by CCarrot · · Score: 2

    Instead of trashing all post-production work, which could put a lot of people out of a job, why not just change the mandatory notification size? Kinda like they did for cigarette packages: a minimum of 50% of the front and back packaging must be a health warning advert (at least, that's how it is here in Canada).

    Make it so they have to describe exactly what they did (e.g., altered skin tone, corrected blemishes and enhanced eyelashes, lips, nose and bust size) and legislate that they must make the size of the description a minimum percentage of the total advertisement size (maybe 30%?) and use font size scaled to the advert size instead of using text so small one has to pull out the magnifying glass to read it on a 55" HD plasma. That way people can see clearly for themselves which ones are the incredible lying fuckwads, and which ones aren't. Wouldn't that be nice?

    Well...we made the tobacco companies comply with this, I don't see why we can't do so with beauty product advertisements...

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    1. Re:Why not just make the 'notification' bigger? by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      ...and enhanced eyelashes, lips, nose and bust size)

      'cause, you know, men like huge honkers on their wimmen...

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    2. Re:Why not just make the 'notification' bigger? by bws111 · · Score: 1

      They aren't trashing all post-production work, although the article tries to make it sound that way. This was about a specific case - in an ad for mascara (used to make eyelashes thicker), they used post-processing to make the eyelashes even thicker. That is deceptive - they basically lied about what the product does. However, they could (and probably did) also use post-processing to make the entire picture look more appealing. There is nothing deceptive about that as related to the product being advertised, so there is no 'ban' on doing it.

    3. Re:Why not just make the 'notification' bigger? by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      Interesting...so what about those other mascara ads that use pre-production 'tricks' to make their product look better? (i.e., decking the model out in falsies, or otherwise adding to 'lash count', then applying their product?) Would they be exempt, I wonder?

      I suppose in that case, real women could make their own eyelashes look the same as the ad, only it would have little if anything to do with the mascara...

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    4. Re:Why not just make the 'notification' bigger? by forkfail · · Score: 1

      Why is the argument so often about putting people out of jobs?

      "They're selling snake oil, but we shouldn't stop them - it would put people out of jobs."

      "They're dumping poison into the river, but stopping them would put people out of jobs."

      "They're product provides false hope and actually kills people, but stopping production would put people out of jobs."

      "Our health care system is designed to maximize profit and not people's health, but changing it would put people out of jobs."

      And so it goes - and so we develop an entire economy based around doing things that are destructive to ourselves.

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  107. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by microbee · · Score: 2

    Yes, just like the Concealed Weapon License, we need an Exposed Weapon License!

  108. Aren't all digital photos post-processed? by jbohumil · · Score: 2

    I was under the impression that all digital photos have gone through some kind of post production even before they come out of the camera they are manipulated to achieve various qualities.

  109. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by Luckyo · · Score: 1

    You should ban alcohol too while at it, because it has far more effect on "ugly woman getting sex" factor then any amounts of makeup.

    Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L11fQ6-QTIc

  110. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by burning-toast · · Score: 1

    Do you buy your houses based on the wall color or wall paper? I'm quite sorry for you if you do.

    - Toast

  111. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by mark-t · · Score: 1

    My own experience suggests that it is irrational.

    Even women in highly devoted and monogomous relationships will put on makeup when going to events where they know that there will be other attractive women present. While in such a relationship, there is no need to gain the attention of other men, so the behaviour is irrational.

    It's just an extension of the instinctive aspect of grooming.

  112. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

    My school had a uniform, and I don't recall any teasing over it (at least, by other people wearing the same thing). Poorer students got theirs second hand, others got them new. I had a mixture because my parents thought the new price for some things (like the tie, for example) were stupidly high given that the second-hand ones looked almost the same. If anything, having a brand new uniform was looked down on as being a bit too poncy.

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  113. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by InsightIn140Bytes · · Score: 1

    So wall paint is also fraud? Or wallpaper?

    Does that wall paint disappear during the night, leaving you alone with a ghost house?

  114. Real food pictures don't look very appetizing by KeithH · · Score: 1

    This will be interesting for food images. Photographs of real food are invariably unappetizing; we're hard-wired to recognize food that is just a little bit off. Professional food images are invariably made attractive through the use of some pretty unappetizing material, some of it not even edible.

    1. Re:Real food pictures don't look very appetizing by forkfail · · Score: 1

      Maybe. On the other hand, if you think about what's really in a McBuger, maybe the camera image is more honest than you give it credit for...

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  115. Photographs of real food are unappetizing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe Western food. Japanese, on the other hand, can be poetry on a plate.

  116. No such thing as bad advertising by dadioflex · · Score: 1

    A photographers ability to turn chaff into wheat with Photoshop should not be discounted. That's a skill. If not in ads, then in Xmas cards, family circulars, club news and... local advertising, where by the time anyone notices, nobody cares anymore...

  117. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by Xtifr · · Score: 1

    Heck, I probably don't want to see you wearing clothes, but I don't think that justifies asking you not to go outside at all, ever. (Even though, since you're posting on slashdot, chances are high that you won't.) :)

  118. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by hipp5 · · Score: 1

    This is the hardest I've laughed in a while.

  119. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1

    absolutely.

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  120. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by brainzach · · Score: 1

    Women don't just wear make up to pick up other men.

    Looking good signals to your peers that you know that you are healthy, clean, organized and know how to keep yourself together. If I go to a wedding wearing jeans and a T-shirt and unkempt hair, people would judge me in a negative way.

  121. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Of course they don't... they wear make-up to compete with other women. The thing is that they are doing it without even necessarily realizing that they are doing it... and in circumstances where it is not logically necessary, because how physically attractive a woman might be to others can be entirely irrelevant.

    I see this as completely different from practicing good hygiene and realizing what sort of clothing may be appropriate for a particular occasion.

  122. Reality? Which one do you want? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The very foundation of the Matrix being a falsehood, trouble awaits when enforcing this further. In general questioning the lies beyond the invisible line is rewarded with "excessive use of force".

    You may choose many alternative realities. Wanted The truth? All and any of them are the truth, and there is nothing under the floor.

  123. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by deodiaus2 · · Score: 1

    But is it ok to wear a rubber pee-pee in the nude pics that I post of me? Photoshopping Long Dong Silver's took too much work to get the colors right!

  124. Re:Out-of-control big government by skids · · Score: 1

    Also, look at the bright side. It took until over halfway down the comments page for some teabagger to go apeshit over imaginary demons. For /. that's a sign of improvement.

  125. fucking ridiculous by spongman · · Score: 1

    ok, this is fucking ridiculous.

    If I can't photoshop a picture of Julia Roberts, can I oil-paint a picture of Julia Roberts?
    What if my oil-painting is really good?
    What if, instead of using oil-paint, I use acrylic?
    Or instead of a brush I use an air brush?
    Or instead of real paint, I do it in the computer?

    Instead of wasting time with this they should just regulate: all cosmetic product ads should prominently include a disclaimer:

    "face it, you're fat and ugly. no amount of this shit is going to make you look like Julia Roberts. now, go for a run."

  126. Why look at Burger King by flimflammer · · Score: 1

    Does Burger King photoshop their burgers? I was under the impression they do what everyone else does and hires one of those make-food-that-looks-good-but-is-actually-cardboard-and-toothpicks.

  127. End of Days by Spaham · · Score: 1

    all I can says is : Go NAD !

  128. There is absolutely an intent tio deceive by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

    If the picture shows a burger thicker than the bottom part of the bun, and the actual burger is about half the thickness of the bottom bun, then how can you believe there is not an intent to deceive? And yes, I have gotten some nice thick burgers at other places, so it would not be unreasonable for someone to expect the same from BK or a similar fast food joint when they put up a sign showing just such a product and telling customers to try the New Bait-n-Switch Burger

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    1. Re:There is absolutely an intent tio deceive by bws111 · · Score: 1

      Well, for one thing, not all buns are sliced the same. You could take the exact same amount of meat and the exact same size bun and make it look many different ways. Four ounces of beef can be either smashed into a wide, thin patty, or piled into a high, narrow patty. A thin, wide patty on top of a bun that was sliced towards the top is going to look puny. A high, narrow patty on a bin sliced towards the bottom is going to look large. Same bun, same amount of meat, no deception.

  129. need to disagree by Chirs · · Score: 1

    I see nothing wrong with a woman wearing makeup if they want to. Just like carefully choosing clothes (which men do as well) it's a way to portray themselves in the best possible light.

    By your logic, only people with perfect skin tone are actually beautiful, and that's a huge stretch.

  130. those girls don't know how to use it... by Chirs · · Score: 2

    I had a female friend who knew how to use makeup. I could watch her put it on, and when she was done I could look from fairly close and not be able to see anything that stood out as makeup.

  131. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by bjwest · · Score: 1

    I don't know why this is getting moded 'Troll' (other than the baning part is a bit overboard). It's completely true. Women use makeup, implants and surgery to make themselves into something they aren't in order to get what they want.

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  132. Yay by Trogre · · Score: 1

    So does this mean no more ads featuring a 55 year old woman who looks 75 peeling off her face to reveal a 35 year old who looks 20 underneath? With blonde hair.

    The dermatologists will be pleased.

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  133. What about all the funny by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    cat, dog, and monkey Photoshops?
    I'll miss those.

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  134. Reality Bites by glorybe · · Score: 1

    In Florida we had a serious law suit over one hag's string bikini. She was old, skinny as a rail, shrunken and as ugly as a loaf of coyote poop. She was so bad looking that other seniors at the pool could not handle it and her condo was dumb enough to tell her she must wear an old fashioned bathing suit. She sued and won. The point being that although protection from misleading ads might be a blessing people do not always really want an eyeful of reality. Can you see it now "Buy this unremarkable, poorly designed, expensive, new car that will require a live in mechanic and a bottomless bank account." By your friendly local new car dealer.

  135. It's hard by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

    It's actually hard to make photos of a lot of stuff, like food or flowers. A lot of stuff perishes very quickly under powerful hot lighting.

    Long before digital manipulation there were real-world tricks. Very few of the things you'd see in a food add are the actual thing. A lot of it is wood, plastic and such.

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  136. truth by Tom · · Score: 1

    The cosmetics industry is obviously a good starting point â" but what if the ban leaks over to product photography (I'm looking at you, Burger King), video gameplay demos, or a photographer's own works?"

    All except the last would be a good thing.

    This is a "truth in advertising" question. If your ad claims to show your product (or its result), then it should do so, otherwise you are deceiving.

    The photographer does not show a product - the picture is the product, not whatever is on it. The model, the scenery, make-up, lighting, camera and Photoshop are all parts of the toolset he uses to create it.

    In advertisement, the picture is not the product, it is about the product. If you know about levels of abstraction, it's really straightforward to see the difference and to understand why product advertisement should not be allowed to Photoshop the product itself. Everything else - fine. But that which you are selling should be as displayed.

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  137. Do touchup as it as it was done in the old days by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

    My brother-in-law's profession was a touchup artist for negatives. He got 35cents per blemish, for red-eyes, etc.
    He could remove a pimple, or turn lemons into melons.
    Cant use photoshop, print it in high definition, use the negative and then print it high definition.
    So, back to negatives, and then back to scanning the prints. Kodak will be happy again.

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  138. Re:I think we should ban cosmetics completely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Counter-argument: mosquitoes

  139. but what if the ban leaks... by Shippu · · Score: 1

    "but what if the ban leaks over to product photography (I'm looking at you, Burger King), video gameplay demos"

    That would be great actually.

  140. It's all about womens' self esteem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all about the self esteem of women, a trendy topic these days. Look girls, I'm sorry you have a hard time okay? Men have a hard time too. Have you tried buying beer lately? We must buy this brand or that brand, or beautiful chicks won't appear! STFU

  141. slightly overreaching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's slightly overreaching, but it just needs to be worded correctly.

    If a product changes the appearance, then no photoshopping should be allowed. Compositing the image should be fine (eg cropping and color-correction for print.)
    On the other hand, you routinely see advertisements for food, where the real food was not used. Ever see a commercial for a hamburger? Ever see what they really look like? McDonalds hamburgers tend to look the worst in real life compared to the ads. A&W and Wendys tend to look almost like the ads. Subway looks exactly like the ads except when the sandwich "Artist" has a bad day and skimps on everything.

    Overall, if a product is selling "your" appearance, it should be unaltered, and is inexcusable (like the mascara commercials.) Everything else, "results not typical" is the same as "photoshopped." It's not hard to sell your product effectively, just find people who use the product and take before and after pictures. Then use the typical person. Done.

  142. This is an old practice... by EricTheO · · Score: 0

    In 1975, my senior year in high school, my graphic arts class went on a field trip to a large commercial print house in San Francisco. This company had a photography studio with a kitchen in it, but I wouldn't recommend eating any food from there. Like Roast Turkey? It sure looks yummy after you cook it then spray it with silicone to make it look all shiny and juicy. Like a nice bubbling pot of soup? Just be careful not to swallow the marbles if they serve you a bowl of it. There were other things they showed us about industry secrets used to sell a product that were akin to false advertizing.

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    -Eric
  143. Microsoft's Kinect Uses a Similar Approach by jmac1 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft's Kinect ad uses CGI to show many applications of the technology which it clearly states are currently being done. But then a subtitle indicates in cryptic terms that the applications are 'visionary'. It's clearly deceptive and it's beneath that company's dignity. They should modify it. They could do essentially the same ad with a minor correction in phrasing. I like the rule here. If, absent the fine print's 180 degree correction, the main point or course of the ad is false, then the ad should not run.

  144. Glad they took care of that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, ban Photoshop, but let's ignore all the other similar software both commercial, freeware, and open source.