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  1. Son of Tsarkon Yoda Doll To Major Tom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on JenniCam Closing After 7+ Years
    Son of Tsarkon Reports on a Space Oddity

    Synopsis:
    Major Tom goes to the bathroom and shoves a Yoda doll up his ass, and then gimps back to his desk to post AC Trolls on Slashdot.

    Soddity

    Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
    Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
    Take your ex-lax bars and put my do-rag on.
    Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
    Commencing countdown, rope is on.
    Begin insertion and may Goatse's love be with you.

    This is Yoda Doll to Major Tom,
    You've rectally been flayed!
    And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear.
    Now it's time to leave the crapper if you dare.

    This is Major Tom to Yoda Doll,
    I'm stepping through the door.
    And I'm farting in a most peculiar way!
    And my ass looks very different today.
    For here...
    Am I shitting in the tincan?
    Far...too busy posting trolls.

    Slashdot censors you and there's nothing I can do.

    Uploading one hundred thousand files,
    I'm feeling very ill.
    I don't think my feces know which way to go.
    I can't tell my intestines from spaghetti-
    code.

    Yoda Doll to Major Tom, your prostrate's dead, there's something wrong,
    Can you hear me, Major Tom?
    Can you hear me, Major Tom?
    Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear...

    Am I shitting in the tincan?

    My ass like a baboon's

    Slashdot censors you and there's nothing I can do.

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  2. son of tsarkon reports yoda doll to major tom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on AOL's $299 PC
    Son of Tsarkon Reports on a Space Oddity

    Synopsis:
    Major Tom goes to the bathroom and shoves a Yoda doll up his ass, and then gimps back to his desk to post AC Trolls on Slashdot.

    Soddity

    Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
    Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
    Take your ex-lax bars and put my do-rag on.
    Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
    Commencing countdown, rope is on.
    Begin insertion and may Goatse's love be with you.

    This is Yoda Doll to Major Tom,
    You've rectally been flayed!
    And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear.
    Now it's time to leave the crapper if you dare.

    This is Major Tom to Yoda Doll,
    I'm stepping through the door.
    And I'm farting in a most peculiar way!
    And my ass looks very different today.
    For here...
    Am I shitting in the tincan?
    Far...too busy posting trolls.

    Slashdot censors you and there's nothing I can do.

    Uploading one hundred thousand files,
    I'm feeling very ill.
    I don't think my feces know which way to go.
    I can't tell my intestines from spaghetti-
    code.

    Yoda Doll to Major Tom, your prostate's dead, there's something wrong,
    Can you hear me, Major Tom?
    Can you hear me, Major Tom?
    Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear...

    Am I shitting in the tincan?

    My ass like a baboon's

    Slashdot censors you and there's nothing I can do.

    Suspendisse viverra, metus eget dapibus vestibulum, mauris ipsum porta diam, sit amet congue sem augue et pede. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Nullam eu massa sed leo malesuada pellentesque. Nunc luctus hendrerit sem. Suspendisse tincidunt convallis nunc. In id justo et tortor malesuada hendrerit. Proin ac augue vitae lectus sagittis vulputate. Integer a magna. Aliquam erat volutpat. Suspendisse in velit. Duis eleifend congue odio. Maecenas at est. Suspendisse porta, mauris sit amet blandit suscipit, sem leo faucibus mi, sit amet molestie sem velit vel nulla. Aenean neque velit, faucibus vel, luctus sed, vulputate sit amet, eros. Integer tincidunt interdum mauris. Phasellus augue. Nam luctus, massa ac hendrerit gravida, nibh ante vestibulum leo, sit amet dapibus pede purus at nisl. Sed est libero, gravida sed, vulputate sed, semper quis, lorem. Ut tincidunt. Vestibulum mauris turpis, consectetuer non, scelerisque et, vestibulum eget, felis.

  3. Son of Tsarkon Yoda Doll to Major Tom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Slashback: Matrix, Terminology, Topology
    Son of Tsarkon Reports on a Space Oddity

    Synopsis:
    Major Tom goes to the bathroom and shoves a Yoda doll up his ass, and then gimps back to his desk to post AC Trolls on Slashdot.

    Soddity

    Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
    Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
    Take your ex-lax bars and put my do-rag on.
    Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
    Commencing countdown, rope is on.
    Begin insertion and may Goatse's love be with you.

    This is Yoda Doll to Major Tom,
    You've rectally been flayed!
    And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear.
    Now it's time to leave the crapper if you dare.

    This is Major Tom to Yoda Doll,
    I'm stepping through the door.
    And I'm farting in a most peculiar way!
    And my ass looks very different today.
    For here...
    Am I shitting in the tincan?
    Far...too busy posting trolls.

    Slashdot censors you and there's nothing I can do.

    Uploading one hundred thousand files,
    I'm feeling very ill.
    I don't think my feces know which way to go.
    I can't tell my intestines from spaghetti-
    code.

    Yoda Doll to Major Tom, your prostate's dead, there's something wrong,
    Can you hear me, Major Tom?
    Can you hear me, Major Tom?
    Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear...

    Am I shitting in the tincan?

    My ass like a baboon's

    Slashdot censors you and there's nothing I can do. Suspendisse viverra, metus eget dapibus vestibulum, mauris ipsum porta diam, sit amet congue sem augue et pede. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Nullam eu massa sed leo malesuada pellentesque. Nunc luctus hendrerit sem. Suspendisse tincidunt convallis nunc. In id justo et tortor malesuada hendrerit. Proin ac augue vitae lectus sagittis vulputate. Integer a magna. Aliquam erat volutpat. Suspendisse in velit. Duis eleifend congue odio. Maecenas at est. Suspendisse porta, mauris sit amet blandit suscipit, sem leo faucibus mi, sit amet molestie sem velit vel nulla. Aenean neque velit, faucibus vel, luctus sed, vulputate sit amet, eros. Integer tincidunt interdum mauris. Phasellus augue. Nam luctus, massa ac hendrerit gravida, nibh ante vestibulum leo, sit amet dapibus pede purus at nisl. Sed est libero, gravida sed, vulputate sed, semper quis, lorem. Ut tincidunt. Vestibulum mauris turpis, consectetuer non, scelerisque et, vestibulum eget, felis.

  4. Son of Tsarkon Major Tom and the YOOODA Doll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on GameSpy And IGN To Merge
    Son of Tsarkon Reports on a Space Oddity

    Synopsis:
    Major Tom goes to the bathroom and shoves a Yoda doll up his ass, and then gimps back to his desk to post AC Trolls on Slashdot.

    Soddity

    Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
    Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
    Take your ex-lax bars and put my do-rag on.
    Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
    Commencing countdown, rope is on.
    Begin insertion and may Goatse's love be with you.

    This is Yoda Doll to Major Tom,
    You've rectally been flayed!
    And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear.
    Now it's time to leave the crapper if you dare.

    This is Major Tom to Yoda Doll,
    I'm stepping through the door.
    And I'm farting in a most peculiar way!
    And my ass looks very different today.
    For here...
    Am I shitting in the tincan?
    Far...too busy posting trolls.

    Slashdot censors you and there's nothing I can do.

    Uploading one hundred thousand files,
    I'm feeling very ill.
    I don't think my feces know which way to go.
    I can't tell my intestines from spaghetti-
    code.

    Yoda Doll to Major Tom, your prostrate's dead, there's something wrong,
    Can you hear me, Major Tom?
    Can you hear me, Major Tom?
    Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear...

    Am I shitting in the tincan?

    My ass like a baboon's

    Slashdot censors you and there's nothing I can do.

    Suspendisse viverra, metus eget dapibus vestibulum, mauris ipsum porta diam, sit amet congue sem augue et pede. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Nullam eu massa sed leo malesuada pellentesque. Nunc luctus hendrerit sem. Suspendisse tincidunt convallis nunc. In id justo et tortor malesuada hendrerit. Proin ac augue vitae lectus sagittis vulputate. Integer a magna. Aliquam erat volutpat. Suspendisse in velit. Duis eleifend congue odio. Maecenas at est. Suspendisse porta, mauris sit amet blandit suscipit, sem leo faucibus mi, sit amet molestie sem velit vel nulla. Aenean neque velit, faucibus vel, luctus sed, vulputate sit amet, eros. Integer tincidunt interdum mauris. Phasellus augue. Nam luctus, massa ac hendrerit gravida, nibh ante vestibulum leo, sit amet dapibus pede purus at nisl. Sed est libero, gravida sed, vulputate sed, semper quis, lorem. Ut tincidunt. Vestibulum mauris turpis, consectetuer non, scelerisque et, vestibulum eget, felis.

  5. Son of Tsarkon Reports Major Tom's Greased Up Yoda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Funny · on Slashback: Matrix, Terminology, Topology
    Son of Tsarkon Reports on a Space Oddity

    Synopsis:
    Major Tom goes to the bathroom and shoves a Yoda doll up his ass, and then gimps back to his desk to post AC Trolls on Slashdot.

    Soddity

    Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
    Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
    Take your ex-lax bars and put my do-rag on.
    Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
    Commencing countdown, rope is on.
    Begin insertion and may Goatse's love be with you.

    This is Yoda Doll to Major Tom,
    You've rectally been flayed!
    And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear.
    Now it's time to leave the crapper if you dare.

    This is Major Tom to Yoda Doll,
    I'm stepping through the door.
    And I'm farting in a most peculiar way!
    And my ass looks very different today.
    For here...
    Am I shitting in the tincan?
    Far...too busy posting trolls.

    Slashdot censors you and there's nothing I can do.

    Uploading one hundred thousand files,
    I'm feeling very ill.
    I don't think my feces know which way to go.
    I can't tell my intestines from spaghetti-
    code.

    Yoda Doll to Major Tom, your prostrate's dead, there's something wrong,
    Can you hear me, Major Tom?
    Can you hear me, Major Tom?
    Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear...

    Am I shitting in the tincan?

    My ass like a baboon's

    Slashdot censors you and there's nothing I can do.
    Suspendisse viverra, metus eget dapibus vestibulum, mauris ipsum porta diam, sit amet congue sem augue et pede. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Nullam eu massa sed leo malesuada pellentesque. Nunc luctus hendrerit sem. Suspendisse tincidunt convallis nunc. In id justo et tortor malesuada hendrerit. Proin ac augue vitae lectus sagittis vulputate. Integer a magna. Aliquam erat volutpat. Suspendisse in velit. Duis eleifend congue odio. Maecenas at est. Suspendisse porta, mauris sit amet blandit suscipit, sem leo faucibus mi, sit amet molestie sem velit vel nulla. Aenean neque velit, faucibus vel, luctus sed, vulputate sit amet, eros. Integer tincidunt interdum mauris. Phasellus augue. Nam luctus, massa ac hendrerit gravida, nibh ante vestibulum leo, sit amet dapibus pede purus at nisl. Sed est libero, gravida sed, vulputate sed, semper quis, lorem. Ut tincidunt. Vestibulum mauris turpis, consectetuer non, scelerisque et, vestibulum eget, felis.

  6. Son of Tsarkon Reports Major Tom's Yoda Doll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1 · on California Bans Genegineered Fish
    Son of Tsarkon Reports on a Space Oddity

    Synopsis:
    Major Tom goes to the bathroom and shoves a Yoda doll up his ass, and then gimps back to his desk to post AC Trolls on Slashdot.

    Soddity

    Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
    Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
    Take your ex-lax bars and put my do-rag on.
    Yoda Doll to Major Tom.
    Commencing countdown, rope is on.
    Begin insertion and may Goatse's love be with you.

    This is Yoda Doll to Major Tom,
    You've rectally been flayed!
    And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear.
    Now it's time to leave the crapper if you dare.

    This is Major Tom to Yoda Doll,
    I'm stepping through the door.
    And I'm farting in a most peculiar way!
    And my ass looks very different today.
    For here...
    Am I shitting in the tincan?
    Far...too busy posting trolls.

    Slashdot censors you and there's nothing I can do.

    Uploading one hundred thousand files,
    I'm feeling very ill.
    I don't think my feces know which way to go.
    I can't tell my intestines from spaghetti-
    code.

    Yoda Doll to Major Tom, your prostrate's dead, there's something wrong,
    Can you hear me, Major Tom?
    Can you hear me, Major Tom?
    Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear...

    Am I shitting in the tincan?

    My ass like a baboon's

    Slashdot censors you and there's nothing I can do.
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