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Slashback: Matrix, Terminology, Topology

Slashback is back from a Thanksgiving hiatus with a bigger-than-usual collection of updates, corrections and followups to previous Slashdot stories, including pretty maps of the Internet, spammers' OS choices, stupidity in the wild, and more. Read on for the details. Of course, Red Hat didn't claim to be the first ... cmeyer writes in response to the news that Red Hat is expected to attain Common Criteria certification. "Linux achieved the first Common Criteria certification back in the beginning of August. It was a joint effort of IBM and SUSE." He points to this August Slashdot posting about the news and to a press release on SUSE's site.

Well, it's robust, stable and handy for networking tasks ... Linux and Unix users may be justifiably smug about our machines' resistance to viruses and trogans (including ones that send spam), since most of these things are aimed at Microsoft Windows. Maybe it should be no surprise that spammers like Linux, too:

Niels Provos writes "You might remember Honeyd? I have been using it since June to capture spam emails in an attempt to better understand how spammers operate. A recent feature in Honeyd is passive fingerprinting which allows Honeyd to passively identify the operating system that contacts it. For spammers, it turns out that about 43% seem to be running Linux. And mostly Unix, Windows ranks at around 0.7%. The unknown fraction is 52%, so there might be surprises lurking there."

Apple products must be ripened before consumption. Ipodlounge.com editor Dennis Lloyd was one of several readers to note that, rather than the November date named in the recent 2-year iPod retrospective in the New York Times, the device came out just a bit earlier. "The iPod's anniversary was in October ;) The iPod was officially launched on Oct. 23, 2001. The NYT article is incorrect."

May the tide be with you. Doc Searls writes: "Thought I'd direct your attention to the first half of a transcription of the talk Linus gave on the September Geek Cruise that got Slashdotted a few weeks ago. Can't find the link to the Slashdot item, but as i recall it didn't have the benefit of a real transcription." (Here's the Slashdot post about the cruise.) "This one is not only a full transcription (by yours truly, all disclaimers apply), but features pix of his slides and demos as well."

Searls also has up the second part: "That's the Q&A, which is even longer than the prepared part of the talk," as well as the third: "The third part is a transcription of a talk Linus and others gave to the Victoria Linux Users Group. Shorter than the first two."

Searls' three-part report on the cruise itself ran in Linux Journal.

This way to the Egress! Rick Chapman, author of the recently reviewed In Search of Stupidity , writes to point out that book excerpts are available at insearchofstupdity.com, along with some of the book's illustrations.

"Also, I recently was interviewed live on a local CT business show and I've had the session digitized and am mounting on the site today. It runs about 45 minutes and I discuss a lot of the stuff in the book as well as other issues revolving around software marketing and development. ... I have a lot of samples of really bad things I brought to the taping and I think you'll get a kick out of the session."

They should sell nice prints to buy bandwidth. An anonymous reader writes "From the New Scientist article: A project to create a comprehensive graphical representation of the Internet in just one day and using only a single computer has already produced some eye-catching images."

Back pedal, back pedal, baker's man, cover that label with tape if you can. Mr. Slippery writes "According to this Yahoo! News story, L.A. County did not ban the use of 'master' and 'slave' in labeling, but made more of a polite request to vendors. A subtle but important distinction.

'"I do understand that this term has been an industry standard for years and years and this is nothing more than a plea to vendors to see what they can do," said Joe Sandoval, division manager of purchasing and contract services. "It appears that some folks have taken this a little too literally."' (As, perhaps, did those who got offended in the first place...)"

The original memo called Master and Slave labels "not acceptable" -- how non-literally can that be taken? -- and as further news stories have reported, was prompted by an employee's workplace discrimination complaint against the city. That sounds to me like more than a polite request. At least the city has found that a little tape is enough to make the world safe from misinterpreted words.

I bet Bill is a better actor than Keanu. Karma Sucks writes "After some embarrassing PR backlash it seems as if Microsoft is clamping down on distribution of pictures or videos related to the Matrix Spoof that featured Linux and Windows at COMDEX. Even more interesting are the reports that Microsoft is systematically scouting Open Source desktop technology."

And this is what percentage of the industry's profits? dlh writes "Boston.com is reporting that a federal judge Thursday approved a $143 million settlement of a lawsuit that accused major record companies and large music retailers of conspiring to set minimum music prices."

Time to get a new watch. Krellis writes "DynDNS.org, a major dynamic DNS provider, has announced that they will shut off access to any customers using the Linksys WRT54G wireless router to update their service on December 8th unless the router is patched. See the story on ExtremeTech and the DynDNS Press Release for more details. Updated firmware can be downloaded from Linksys."

179 comments

  1. Linux and Spammers by rf0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Well taking that things like sendmail can send 1,000,000 mails and hour with the right spec its not overally surprising as they platform is quick and stable. Of course all spammers should be spit roasted.

    Hmm spitroastedspammers.com

    Rus

    1. Re:Linux and Spammers by Oopsz · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a bad porn site...

      ...or a good one.

    2. Re:Linux and Spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most the spam I get appears to be from windows machines. What's wrong with me, is my mail address not good enough for *nix using vermin?

    3. Re:Linux and Spammers by Oopsz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Haha, i just noticed who I was replying to.. hi rus!

    4. Re:Linux and Spammers by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That, and it's pretty easy to program a tiny script to do most of the dirty work. This is something Linux comes with built in.

      All you need is a file full of email addresses, a file for the spam message, and then a small script looking something like this :

      #!/bin/bash
      for address in $(cat spamlist)
      do
      cat spam | mail -s address
      done

      --
      READY.
      PRINT ""+-0
    5. Re:Linux and Spammers by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

      Yep, time to start rewriting SpamAssassin as a kernel patch.

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    6. Re:Linux and Spammers by jr416de · · Score: 1

      NOW!!! YOU CAN BE SPIT ROASTED OVER 30% FASTER. SEND $19.99...........

    7. Re:Linux and Spammers by Rysc · · Score: 1

      To make it like the spam I get, you'd need two lines of sed: the first extracts the username before the @, the second substitutes it into the cat stream.

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    8. Re:Linux and Spammers by Firefalcon · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of this Userfriendly strip.

    9. Re:Linux and Spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. How about:
      Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

      I think so, Brain, but if we give chocolate Darl McBrides for easter, won't people miss biting off the bunny ears?

      Well, they could just bite off... No Pinky! I'm thinking it's time to start rewriting SpamAssassin as a kernel patch. With an iron fist, I'll take back control of the world's inboxen... inboxes... mail, thus forcing 419 scammers to get actual jobs. I'll invest in Nigerian ISPs that will take off as thousands of net-savvy 419 scammers get jobs in tech support, improving their profitability overnight, thus making me a rich internet magnate. When I control the flow of data through the country, I'll be able to plant false news stories about the existing government the turn the people against their leaders. The people of Nigeria will have no choice but the name me their unquestioned potentate. Today Nigeria, tomorrow the world!

      Poit! I love chocolate bunnies. You bite into them, and the head is hollow. Narf! When we take over Nigeria, can we make chocolate Darl McBrides!

      No pinky! Um... The heads are hollow? Hmm.. Your ability to come up with good ideas despite having a hollow head of your own never ceases to amaze me pinky.

      Goody goody! We're gonna have some chocolate!

      Of course, the episode would end with Brain taking over the Nigerian IT industry. Brain will hide some money in swiss bank accounts. He'll get sued by SCO over using McBride's likeness. SCO will take over the Brain's company. The Brain will mention that he has another plan for his hidden savings. Pinky will then reveal that there should be even more money in the account since he entered into a transaction with a Frances Muboru, stepson of recently deceased CTO of the bank of Nigeria to remove 53,000,000 US dollars out of the country. Brain checks his account to find that it's overdrawn.

      Come on Pinky, let's get ready for tomorrow night.

      What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain?

      Make a deposit. An then, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

  2. They should sell prints... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Informative

    They *do* sell prints. There's a part of the FAQ all about how you can use them for wallpaper, and, er, that's it.

    Not that I have anything against that - they're very pretty, and they're entitled to sell them as much as they want :-)

    Simon

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  3. Internet topology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    OK, the pics are great, but I'm not an expert in networking nor in internet topology... IP addresses have 4 dimensions but all internet topology pics seem to be in 3 dimensions with brightness showing the density... how are 4D addresses converted to 3D? Or are the internet topology maps spacial 2D traffic (the earth being, more-or-less, a curved plane which can be represented in 2D) projected on a sphere?

    I would be very grateful if anyone could point me in te right direction.

    1. Re:Internet topology by hattmoward · · Score: 5, Informative

      The maps aren't connected in terms of IP addresses as coordinates. It's a map of the links between hosts and networks. Very basically, they are doing traceroute/tracert to hosts and each host that gets mentioned is one dot, and it is connected to the hosts before and after it. If you haven't used traceroute before, run traceroute or tracert in a command window with a host name. The shorter one is used in windows. So to see the hops involved in talking to my website, you would run "tracert hattmoward.org"

    2. Re:Internet topology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, that's really interesting, much appreciated.

      Tim.

    3. Re:Internet topology by timeOday · · Score: 1
      I can't think of any useful sense in which IP addresses have 4 "dimensions." They are 4 bytes long however. You could just as well call them 32 dimensional (bits) or 8 dimensional (nibbles).

      Most of the Internet maps you see don't even use their two dimensions to represent space. In order to minimize intersecting lines, they put nodes that are only a few hops from each other close together on the map. In other words the horizontal and vertical axes are meaningless.

    4. Re:Internet topology by jafuser · · Score: 1

      What would be an interesting view is to use the first set of 16 bits as an X axis, and the second set of 16 bits as the Y axis. Then connect the points with lines in a huge 64kx64k image, then scale it down to something more reasonable, like 4096x4096 with anti-aliasing.

      You won't be able to see the individual lines with that much scaling down, but it would probably at least show some interesting and recognizable patterns.

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  4. Master/Slave taken too literaly? by Bryan_W · · Score: 4, Funny
    "It appears that some folks have taken this a little too literally."
    It gives new meaning to the term "Hard Disk"
  5. Mirror by Sophrosyne · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anyone have a mirror or bitorrent for Bill Gates Matrix spoof?

    1. Re:Mirror by Ty_Webb · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well...yeah but the mirror started moving and turning all liquid-like. Then it swallowed me. And more!

  6. Trogans? by CyberSlugGump · · Score: 5, Funny


    I guess Linux is resistant to those dreaded "spell checkers," too.

    1. Re:Trogans? by DeborahArielPickett · · Score: 2, Funny
      I guess Linux is resistant to those dreaded "spell checkers," too.

      Perhaps it meant to say "trogons", though exactly what hazard is brought about by Central American birds I haven't figured out yet.

    2. Re:Trogans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's frogans.

      http://www.frogans.com/en/

    3. Re:Trogans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kill yourself before someone else puts you out of your misery.

    4. Re:Trogans? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny yes, but how smart would it be for the KDE people to build in a full service underlines on the fly spell checking to the common text dialogue where it can be toggled from the left context menu.

      "Yeah, they might be zealots, but, Christ, their spelling is phenominal!"

  7. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Informative

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  8. Speaking of the Matrix spoof... by sailracer6 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Anyone have a bittorrent link to the Gates Matrix video?

    1. Re:Speaking of the Matrix spoof... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Funny? Who the fuck modded this funny? Who gave you your sense of humor? Sweet Jesus, this may be the most retarded thing ever.

    2. Re:Speaking of the Matrix spoof... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hmmm... Deja vu... must be a Slashdot in the Matrix...

  9. Re:Son of Tsarkon Reports Major Tom's Greased Up Y by GinRummy33 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...your prostrate's dead... I think you mean "prostate" for the thing in your ass. Prostrate means laying down flat. Unless you've got a squashed butt gland on the floor.

  10. And this is what percentage... by phorm · · Score: 2

    And this is what percentage of the industry's profits

    Probably quite considerably less than they've managed to milk people for by conpiring to artificially inflate prices and create an illegal monopoly in the first place. What is the average annual profit of the RIAA?

    1. Re:And this is what percentage... by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Informative

      Zero. It's a not for profit corporation.

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  11. When I saw that map of the Internet by MsGeek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I could only think of one thought..."My God! It's full of stars!"

    Gorgeous. It's on one of my KDE desktops now.

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    1. Re:When I saw that map of the Internet by rf0 · · Score: 1

      And I though there was also hubs,bus and star networks

      Rus

    2. Re:When I saw that map of the Internet by pantherace · · Score: 4, Informative
      there are bus, star, mesh & ring topolgies, both of which are created by links between 2 locations. (ex computer to hub)

      Bus is for most things the worst, because everyone shares one connection, to everyone else.
      Ring topologies (think token ring) pass things through the intermediate computers, and take reduce the bandwidth to each.
      Star is by far the most common, and is arguably the best, because each computer has the full bandwidth available to it, to talk to other computers, presuming of course that each of them isn't already saturated. Hubs are examples of star network topologies.
      Mesh topologies are very interesting. Seen on high performance clusters, where each computer can hit another with a jump or two (token ring like) when directly connected, or in wifi. Wireless mesh networks (rare, and usually rather custom & experemental currently) act in a way similar to a star network for the most part, but if something is out of range it contacts a node that can see it's target, and passes the information (or a series of nodes). I would really, really like to see a standard supporting this over all OSes. Currently most setups I have seen on the internet require an all (patched) linux setup to work, but can have other clients connect to it.

    3. Re:When I saw that map of the Internet by DJ+FirBee · · Score: 0

      God what an asshole I am to call you a retard.

      I'm sorry pookie.

    4. Re:When I saw that map of the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hubs are examples of star network topologies.

      Completely wrong. A hub is not a star- computers attached to the hub don't each have full bandwidth. They all share the same bandwidth- when one host is talking to the hub, nobody else can.

      Switches would be a star topology. But a hub is electrically equivalent to a line between each computer.

  12. Don't ban the Matrix! by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 5, Funny
    No! They're banning the Mircrosoft Matrix?!

    But it was better than either of the "official" Matrix equals

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    1. Re:Don't ban the Matrix! by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, this has been modded as 'funny,' but I think 'insightful' would've been more accurate, sadly. :(

    2. Re:Don't ban the Matrix! by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Except they got it backwards.

      MS = Blue Pill
      Linux = Red Pill

    3. Re:Don't ban the Matrix! by elliotCarte · · Score: 1

      Well, at least we can still watch The Meatrix! I still don't know who plays Mooofius or Leo though :( I'm just barely silly enough to find this sort of thing amusing.

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  13. Filerush has it by tycage · · Score: 5, Informative

    Filerush has a torrent of it up. Also a traditional mirror, take your pick.

    1. Re:Filerush has it by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 1

      Classic, thanks for the torrent.
      Is this the video, or is there a more complete/better quality one going around? I'd love to get to see more of this.

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    2. Re:Filerush has it by Faizdog · · Score: 3, Informative

      Unfortunately this isn't the complete video, only a small portion of it. There's a funny fight scene between Gates and Balmer a la Morpheus and Neo in the Japanese Dojo. That would be hillarious to see.

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    3. Re:Filerush has it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that's why my dividends sucked ass for so many years! MS was saving for this big fight scene which apparently will never seee the light of day again!

      Well, I feel better.

    4. Re:Filerush has it by tycage · · Score: 1

      It's the only one that I've been able to find. I'd love it if someone else could provide a better one than mine.

    5. Re:Filerush has it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, this video was incomplete. Darn!

    6. Re:Filerush has it by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      Is it possible to get this in a format that doesn't suck?

      It'd be great if somebody could convert it to mpeg and repost it :)

    7. Re:Filerush has it by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Man. It was effing boring when it was the real movie, and it's 9X as effing boring when it's a Microsoft parody food product.

  14. Political correctness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The original memo called Master and Slave labels "not acceptable"

    Help! Help! I'm being opressed!

    1. Re:Political correctness by Kelz · · Score: 1

      Come see the violence inherant in the system!

    2. Re:Political correctness by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Being Politically Correct is bending over backwards to avoid offending people who are buisy manipulating you by being creatively thin skinned.

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    3. Re:Political correctness by Nucleon500 · · Score: 4, Funny
      creatively thin skinned

      We prefer the term 'epidermally challenged.'

  15. That's what I'm Tolkien about by dswensen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Mr. Slippery writes "According to this Yahoo! News story, L.A. County did not ban the use of 'master' and 'slave' in labeling, but made more of a polite request to vendors. A subtle but important distinction.

    Now see... a lot of Slashdot folk, when they say "too much time on their hands," they're talking about G4s being made into aquariums, or dropping thousands of rubber balls down a stairwell, or ganging up to kill an unkillable Everquest monster, or something.

    When I think of "too much time on their hands" I think of these people.

    1. Re:That's what I'm Tolkien about by bobbozzo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they should change it to 'Stupid Managers' and 'Workers'. :p

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  16. blinking red text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Please remove the blink red text from your "I say Bill Gates doing something stupid" web site. Arrrrrrrrrgh.

  17. But what it needs... by Soulfader · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...is a 'you are here' arrow.

    "Hey, I can see my node from here!"

    1. Re:But what it needs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not everybody wants to see your node, and for heaven's sake don't play with anyone else's nodes without their permission!

      ~Coward

    2. Re:But what it needs... by Soko · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was wondering what all of the bright white star-like objects were.

      Then I remembered the /. effect - they must be servers and/or routers going nova. (Si amigo, that's a pun.)

      So, if you were /.ed today, you can point at a star and say "There's my server!".

      Soko

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  18. OPTE Project (the pretty Internet Maps) :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Greetings Slashdot Friends,

    We've been extended a very generous bandwidth offer that will greatly benefit our project. However we're now also looking for a beefier box to run this stuff on.

    We have made some "under the hood" technology changes and now have this theoretically scanning the entire net in 13 hours, leaving approximately 11 hours for rendering the image.

    We're looking to either raise enough capital to purchase a 2-4 way machine with 4GB ram, or have a nice vendor (*cough* dell, HP/Compaq, Apple, etc) step up and donate one for us.

    We should have T-Shirts and other paraphernalia ready to purchase sometime in the next week or so. If the machine donation doesn't come through, we'll take the cash from the merchandise sales to pay for it.

    Thank you again everyone for your interest, your participation, and most of all your support.

    -= The OPTE Team =-
    http://www.opte.org
    Efnet IRC: #opte
    press@opte.org

  19. Mirror mirror on the wall by Adam9 · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you just want the images, I have them mirrored here

    Here's a direct mirror to the video

    1. Re:Mirror mirror on the wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I looked at the pictures. Man is that creepy! :(

    2. Re:Mirror mirror on the wall by ItsBacon · · Score: 1

      The 25th image down sure looks like a higher-graphics game of xbill that someone just lost.

  20. Re:Son of Tsarkon Reports Major Tom's Greased Up Y by bandy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    And that would be a prolapsed prostate lying prostrate.

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  21. Spam by Kelz · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "For spammers, it turns out that about 43% seem to be running Linux. And mostly Unix, Windows ranks at around 0.7%. The unknown fraction is 52%, so there might be surprises lurking there."

    Windows=more anonymous then?

  22. which scouting are you talking about? by stroustrup · · Score: 1, Troll

    Even more interesting are the reports that Microsoft is systematically scouting Open Source desktop technology.
    From Dictionary.com

    scout
    ( P ) Pronunciation Key (skout) v. scouted, scouting, scouts v. tr. 1. To spy on or explore carefully in order to obtain information; reconnoiter. 2. To observe and evaluate (a talented person), as for possible hiring.

    ...or further down the page
    To reject with disdain or derision. See Synonyms at despise.

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  23. My money's on misconfigured sendmail installations by pr0ntab · · Score: 4, Interesting

    to be the explanation for the 43% of upstream spam sources. You have people installing older versions of Linux with everything enabled, then bungling the configuration turning it into a mail relay. For a person new to configuring sendmail, postfix, qmail, or whatever, you sort of enter a discovery phase where you make changes to the conf files, restart it, and see if you can send mail yet.
    And you stop, pat yourself on the back, and don't change anything when it starts working. But what if that change was that got it to work was, well, relay for all? Whoops.

    Then there's the unpatched systems that get r00ted and turned into spam zombies.

    I don't think the spammers are installing linux that much. (At least not the BIG ones, and they may be knowledgable/paranoid enough to go with OpenBSD or something) The majority probably got some Alienware rig bought off a stolen CC, running a cracked 2003 server. It's just that they offload the mail to some other cracked Unix host to do the work. That doesn't surprise me.

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  24. Internet Pic. by Johnathon_Dough · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I wonder at their use of a sphere to represent the internet, as the sphere has definite boundries.

    Perhaps a toroid? or some other more esoteric geometrical shape that can at least imply an infinite loop.

    Their picture makes it look like there is a "center" (although I guess a case could be made for their computer creating the image as the center)

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    1. Re:Internet Pic. by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I wonder at their use of a sphere to represent the internet, as the sphere has definite boundries.

      If I remember my math correctly, a sphere, although it has a finite surface, has no boundries.

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    2. Re:Internet Pic. by Zocalo · · Score: 1
      Doesn't surprise me in the slightest. CAIDA has been producing maps like this (essentially maps of the BGP peering route) for a while, and it pretty much breaks down into the same type of diagram every time. Basically, you have the core backbone providers, pretty much all of which peer with each other in numerous places and with multiple links and don't deal with medium ISPs and down at all. Then you have the other "serious" players that peer with large numbers of the big providers and some of the smaller ISPs and major hosting companies like RackSpace. The continues in a series of overlapping "tiers" until you get down to the small fry ISPs, that peer with one or two upstreams providers, and most companies, right out on the periphery.

      One thing that might surprise though, is that the likes of Amazon, Google and so on, are usually right out on the edge. These companies don't need hundreds of links, they need reliable links, and that can be obtained by using quality providers and a small number of links.

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  25. Re:OMG! first post by fastidious+edward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I suggest you see your optician. The sky is infact blue, mainly because of light diffraction (that light coming from the sun). Sometimes the sky may have many interesting colours called the northern lights, or there may be a change in the deffraction when the sun sets but the sky should not be red at midday.

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  26. This is the best Matrix topology. by SEE · · Score: 2, Funny
  27. can anyone post a summary of matrix spoof? by preric · · Score: 1

    I watched the first half, which was funny (but not what microsoft intended for me to find amusing), but it ends (apparently when he's asked to shut his camera off) at the introduction of Bill Gates. Can someone who was there sumarize the remainder of the 'spoof'?

    1. Re:can anyone post a summary of matrix spoof? by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      >it ends (apparently when he's asked to shut his camera off
      >sumarize the remainder of the 'spoof'?

      Don't worry; this is the company that brought you the "Holloween Documents"

      It'll be leaked by someone at MS any day now.

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  28. Master and Slave by GuanoBoy · · Score: 1
    In May, a black employee of the Probation Department filed a discrimination complaint..."This individual felt that it was offensive and inappropriate ... given the experiences that this country has gone through in respect to slavery,"
    Oh, that "master" and "slave".

    I guess it all depends on where your mind is. That's not the "master" and "slave" I think of when I hear "master" and "slave"...I was thinking more along the lines of, say, "dom" and "sub" which hardly offends anybody.

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    1. Re:Master and Slave by bgog · · Score: 2, Funny

      I need to get on the sue crazy stuff. I'm very offended the I am forced to insert the 'Male' end of my rj45 into the female jack. I feel so dirty and my mother woldn't approve. 555-lawer here I come.

    2. Re:Master and Slave by Zathrus · · Score: 1

      .I was thinking more along the lines of, say, "dom" and "sub" which hardly offends anybody.

      I think we have our replacement terms for the words now...

      Oh, and I can think of a rather large number of people that would be offensive to (extreme right wing "Christians", overly left wing feminists, etc).

      I guess the big question is -- which one gets put in the leather drive jacket?

    3. Re:Master and Slave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      555-lawer?

      I assume you mean 555-lawyers, but why would you want to call SCO about this?

  29. i would think linux is 100% by fermion · · Score: 1
    I would think that spammers would use 100% non-ms solutions. After all they know exactly what kind of security risks MS software presents. And one would assume that they would to protect themselves against thier own and competitors spam.

    Perhaps the spam industry is run by the PHB as well, and the demand for 100% MS, no matter what, is just a prevalent.

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    "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
  30. Re:My money's on misconfigured sendmail installati by NineNine · · Score: 0

    don't think the spammers are installing linux that much. (At least not the BIG ones, and they may be knowledgable/paranoid enough to go with OpenBSD or something)

    Most spammers use *BSD. Most of them don't know their ass from a hole in the ground... they just install it, and buy a script and a few lists, and fire away.

  31. Embarrassing PR backlash ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of the three links there, one is to slashdot which can hardly be considered unbiased when it comes to Microsoft PR, the second is a expo diary from a KDE developer that only mentions it, and the third is a summary of the second one.

    It's so embarassing when PR wannabe's try to spin.

    1. Re:Embarrassing PR backlash ? by shaitand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually I've found that 90% of slashdots population is composed of Microsoft supporting fantatics who run around claiming that Microsoft is a beautiful archangel from above and that they are oppressed by the anti-microsoft fantatics.

      So in the meantime, they mod up these posts about their complaints and mod those who have had a better experience with other operating systems like linux and BSD (granted, that's pretty much everyone who has used them for more than a year) into a mudhole.

      Slashdot articles in general are basically a mix, some pro microsoft, some against, pretty unbiased reporting... it's just that there is more to report that is negative about microsoft than positive.

    2. Re:Embarrassing PR backlash ? by osgeek · · Score: 1

      90%? That's quite an exaggeration. Speaking from a fairly neutral point of view (I use Macs, MS machines, Linux machines), I think that the open source crowd is still dominant here on slashdot. Yes, there are MS fanatics around, but to put that number at 90%? That's ridiculous.

  32. Linux Spammers by JLester · · Score: 4, Informative

    I had a server that began sending undeliverable messages to my postmaster account that were obviously spams originating from the server itself. I use Debian with Exim set to disable relaying and could not figure out how this occurred. I finally found a couple of strange processes running that apparently were acting as an SMTP reflector of some sort. Computers were sending e-mails to it and it forwarded them out to the proper addresses.

    I finally traced it back to an older CGI script on the server that had a few bugs. Luckily they only had access to the /tmp directory, so it was an easy fix after upgrading the script. I never did figure out exactly what the process was doing though and couldn't find anything about on the 'net. This occurred about a year ago.

    Jason

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  33. Reality and the Matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turns out the matrix does have us. Cancer of the Ego

    1. Re:Reality and the Matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell does all this mean? This guy is on crack.

  34. Damn this thing is funny by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1

    Damn, this thing is funny.
    It should be called the "iCum" or something like that :)

    Now, here's the important question.... Can it be controlled remotely over the internet?

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    1. Re:Damn this thing is funny by XO · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We've had this discussion before, when it's been posted several times before.. this particular one is only powered by the USB port's power.. it is not controlled via USB.

      However, I was just informed by a friend that there are models that are capable of being controlled by the computer, and include software for remote usage. I don't know if this is accurate or not, and I'm not going to google for something like this from my work machine. Anyone?

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      "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
    2. Re:Damn this thing is funny by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1
      Taking it a step further.

      1. Create WLAN-equipped vibrator.

      2. Market on Slashdot

      3. ????

      4. Profit!!!!

    3. Re:Damn this thing is funny by acd294 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here is one:

      http://cyber-vibe.com/

      It even says it is programmable. Someone is going to install BSD on it, I just know it.

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    4. Re:Damn this thing is funny by XO · · Score: 1

      w00t! thank you very much!!!

      bsd? shit, i'll install linux on it.

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      "Champagne for my real friends - and real pain for my sham friends!" http://ericblade.postalboard.com/
  35. Re:HOWTO by Tony · · Score: 4, Funny

    What kind of psychedelics are you on, man?

    HOWTO install software on MS-Windows

    1. Go to store. Find the software you want, or are told you want.
    2. Stand in line to purchase software.
    3. Pay $429.99 for office suite
    4. Drive home
    5. Unpack software. Break fingernail on impenetrable plastic carton. Curse. Wrap finger in Curious George band-aid.
    6. Insert CD. Watch the extended edition of The Fellowship of the Ring while the virus scanner checks the CD.
    7. When the setup program autoruns, click through licenses and questions both stupid and unintelligible. When the setup program asks for the keycode, look around your workspace. After 5 minutes of frantic searching, realize you through it away with the fingernail-hating packaging. Dig through garbage; find license under old coffee grounds.
    8. While the program installing, watch the extended edition of The Two Towers.
    9. Run the program for the first time. Dig through settings and configuration to figure out how to TURN OFF THAT DAMNED PAPERCLIP!
    10. Done.

    Of course, this is for an old version of MS-Office. The newer version is much simpler; since Clippy is no longer included, step 9 is not necessary.

    HOWTO install program under Linux (Debian):

    1. apt-get install openoffice.org

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  36. the matrix by machine+of+god · · Score: 1

    Anyone else ever wonder about the software design of the matrix? I mean, a separate program for everything?

    1. Re:the matrix by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      > a separate program for everything?

      'Course!

      It's object-oriented!

      You wouldn't lump all the code for a tree, a dog and the wind into one jumble, would you? It'd be way too hard to upgrade those entities.

      You'd describe objects, and give them characteristics, behaviours.

      That's what I think was driving Smith crazy; his programming didn't let him understand free-will, only programmed purpose.

      Programming is as its name states; wholly deterministic.

      Humans choose.

      Machines are unable to choose.

      --
      I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
    2. Re:the matrix by Slurm-V · · Score: 1

      Your faith in free will is amusing, young meat machine.

      --
      Of course it's going off the rails. How else is it ever going to fly?
    3. Re:the matrix by bakes · · Score: 1

      Not at all. If the programs were too tightly integrated you could have a situation where a flaw in one piece of the software (random example: say, a GUI) can make the entire system become unstable and then crash.

      A much better design allows for independent programs that can be terminated separately without affecting other unrelated parts of the system. If there is a problem with the GUI, just restart the GUI and keep going. Or even shut the GUI off and go back to the command line. You don't need to reboot the whole system to do this.

      I just wish I could think of some real-world examples to illustrate my point.

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    4. Re:the matrix by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      It's true; how can free-will be proven?
      I can't be proven definitively, so ultimately it`s a question of faith, which is also something that can't be calulated...

      So I suppose it's just my choice, if there is such a thing ;-)

      Yeah, I know; it IS circular reasoning. I just feel that it's right.

      --
      I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
    5. Re:the matrix by jafuser · · Score: 1
      The "many programs in a virtual world" concept seems like a good way to go. In Second Life, objects are created from basic prim objects (spheres, cubes, cylinders, torii, etc). All players are free to write scripts in a custom state-based C-like language which gets compiled into a bytecode and uploaded to the server.

      One or more of these scripts can be dropped into a prim. Prims can be (and usually are) physically linked into a larger shape (such as a motorcycle, house, hot air ballon, or bingo card). In this state, all the prims still continue to simultaneously run their indivudal scripts from their own context.

      So essentialy, you can have dozens (or even hundreds) of programs all running at the same time within a single composite object, each doing whatever their little job is to make up the behavior of the whole object.

      On top of that, you've probably got a lot of composite objects all running in the same simulator (server region of the world).

      You can also put objects into the container of prims, for example, in situations where you will be spawning copies of this child object (such as in a rocket launcher).

      For example, here is the basic hierarchial layout of my "snow rocket launcher":

      = hollow cylinder prim
      |-= Script to rotate, position and spawn ammo objects
      `-= rocket ammo linked object
      . |-= rocket body cylinder prim
      . | |-= rocket physics script
      . | |-= watchdog script to derez after certian elapsed time
      . | |-= smoke texture
      . | |-= launch sound
      . | |-= explosion sound
      . | `-= snowflake texture
      . |-= rocket head cone prim
      . |-= rocket tailfin prim 1
      . |-= rocket tailfin prim 2
      . `-= rocket tailfin prim 3
      . . |-= smoke generating script
      . . `-= smoke texture

      This system makes a lot of sense, and makes the whole thing very modular and organized. Every object just worries about it's own little piece of the bigger puzzle.

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  37. Majority of Fortune 1000 runs IIS - followup by |>>? · · Score: 1

    I did some followup on the article and the result is in this month's linmagau:

    The article "What if the CIO doesn't know if they're running Linux?" is online now.

    (PS. If this is familiar, I also noted this under the article Real NTFS.SYS under Linux.)

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    1. Re:Majority of Fortune 1000 runs IIS - followup by Phishcast · · Score: 1

      I read this. The gist is that you build a bootable linux CD (LiveCD, whatever you wan tto call it) that would glean the settings from your Windows server automatically configure Samba to deliver identical service. While there are several major hurdles to making this possible, I think first and foremost is that you'd have read-only access to the existing NTFS filesystem. Barring using some sort of NTFS.SYS wrapper (as was mentioned last week on Slashdot -- major performance hit), people won't be able to modify their files at all.

      Group policy and Active Directory are a whole other sticking point. An interesting idea, but I don't think we're there yet.

    2. Re:Majority of Fortune 1000 runs IIS - followup by |>>? · · Score: 1
      An interesting idea, but I don't think we're there yet.

      Thanks for your comment. It al started when I read the article about how IIS was more popular than Apache, then it went from there...

      Warning: Half-assed Idea Follows
      Suppose you ran a win4lin process that ran the file-server, which then got exposed to the outside world via linux - would that solve the NTFS.SYS wrapper problem?
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  38. PARENT NOT OFFTOPIC by shaitand · · Score: 0

    Please fix moderation to something else, maybe negative or neutral. Troll might work. But it's not offtopic, if you bother reading the slashbacks that site is linked does have red blinking text and that text is the whole point of the update. Therfore it IS ON TOPIC, even if it is a troll.

  39. tsk tsk tsk by shaitand · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since I'm a genetically modified fish with a glowing arse who uses linux to spam, and thus increase sales of my spoof of the microsoft spoof of the matrix which I call "Master/Slave Jumper Settings".

    I have to say I find the policies of L.A. County and the State of California to be Discriminatory.

  40. Re:My money's on misconfigured sendmail installati by t0ny · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I don't think the spammers are installing linux that much. (At least not the BIG ones, and they may be knowledgable/paranoid enough to go with OpenBSD or something) The majority probably got some Alienware rig bought off a stolen CC, running a cracked 2003 server. It's just that they offload the mail to some other cracked Unix host to do the work. That doesn't surprise me.

    I doubt that. Spammers hire very tech-savy people, and I would imagine they also pay them very well. The 'dark side', indeed.

    Honestly, it doesnt surprise me that spammers are using Linux; they dont have to concern themselves with licensing issues, it gives them better profit margins, better remote management (especially when most spammer's have their operations outside the USA), etc.

    Also, I find it curious that you claim the majority of Linux servers which are doing the spam are 'compromised' systems. That would basically make MS machines the safest ones on the net, if we go by the article's statistics...

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  41. Where's the "embarrassing PR backlash"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Wow, if that isn't an overstatement!

    Someone's blog and an article in linuxworld can hardly, HARDLY be called an embarrassing backlash.

    Please, just because a couple of linux nerds got their knickers up in a bunch doesn't mean there was even an inkling of a backlash.

    Please, let's not engage in stupid hyperbole... it just makes us real Linux supporters look like overreacting assholes.

    1. Re:Where's the "embarrassing PR backlash"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but their metric isn't the number of individual panties in a bunch, they're going by the square foot.

      And from slashdot alone, that's a lot of surface area!

  42. Oh NO!!! by jetkust · · Score: 1

    ...I've fallen into a plot hole and I can't get up!!
    -Matrix Trilogy

  43. Switch sides? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is Microsoft portraying themselves as the rebels? Sounds like they envy the Linux image.

  44. use color coding instead of Master and slave by Lehk228 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was thinking make the "master" device beige and the "slave" devices black, that way the master devices would stand out..... oh wait... that probably wouldn't reduce the offensiveness would it.... but it would be funny as hell in an extreamly offensive way and teach whoever started the whole thing not to be stupid.

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  45. Awww MAN! (WRT54G) by Matey-O · · Score: 2, Informative

    The lastest firmware plugs the hole you can use to play around with the linux distro on the router. :(

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    "Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus."
    1. Re:Awww MAN! (WRT54G) by FrostedWheat · · Score: 1

      The lastest firmware plugs the hole you can use to play around with the linux distro on the router. :(

      Linksys also released enough code so you can make your own firmware. You don't need the ping hole anymore.

    2. Re:Awww MAN! (WRT54G) by Matey-O · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but with the hole that was in earlier versions, you didn't do anything to change the router...bork your own firmware and you get to go buy another (admittedly cheap) router.

      --
      "Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus."
  46. Map of the Internet by quantaman · · Score: 1

    Hey I can see my website from here!!!

    (it's the one with the dot)

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    I stole this Sig
    1. Re:Map of the Internet by AkaXakA · · Score: 1

      Awww man!
      Get your big-ass website out of the way...
      You're blocking mine!

      My chance of 15 seconds of fame are compeltely lost, and it'sm all your fault!

  47. Gorgeous by dpilot · · Score: 1

    Agreed, but...

    Where's google?

    I honestly think google should be visually recognizable on such a map.

    Never mind, I just realized that it's a hop map, not a link map. I would expect both google and slashdot (and perhaps memepool) to be recognizable on a link map.

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    The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
  48. What happened with Traceroute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Traceroute is a rather interesting anomaly. In the Unix world most commands are rather well, short. Whereas most Windows commands are more descriptive, though longer. For example: mv:move, cp:copy, rm:del, ls:dir But then along comes Traceroute. In Unix it is traceroute where as Windows uses tracert. The technical reason for Windows naming of traceroute is due to the old 8.3 file name limitation. Traceroute had to be shortened in order to be 8 characters long. Unix on the other hand never had these limitations and could name the file with any length name. But, long names are contrary to the naming philosophy which say to use very short names for easy typing.

    Why is the Unix traceroute command so damn long? Why wasn't it called tr? Oh, that conflicts with tr, as in the translate command. Well then, why not trt? That's more Unix like. Or perhaps, they could really have been considerate of all the network engineers that use traceroute so often and simply called it "t". Now that would be really good. Calling traceroute "t" would also make it nearly impossible for the average user to associate the command with it's meaning making difficult to remember and just generally hard to use and well, let's face it, that's what Unix is all about.

    So what the hell happened to Unix' traceroute. Who ever thought of naming a Unix command completely and descriptively? It's heresy, I tell you!

    1. Re:What happened with Traceroute by CTachyon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's a form of compression, like Huffman coding. Frequently used commands get short names, rarely used commands get longer names. In that context, the Unix naming conventions mostly make sense.

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    2. Re:What happened with Traceroute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because by the time traceroute came out I could type:

      trac

      and get the command to popup.

  49. How about a color map of a dark internet? by avoisin · · Score: 1

    I like the spider web looking maps of the internet that are thrown around every now and then. But I think it would be far more interesting to see a map of what it looked like during the last major northeast blackout. It would perhaps be a good show of just how capable the internet really is of rerouting itself.

  50. Get them Matrix pics by jACL · · Score: 1

    herewhile you still can...

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    "It remains to be seen if the human brain is powerful enough to solve the problems it has created." Dr. Richard Wallace
  51. When I get a robot ... by wytcld · · Score: 1

    When I get a robot it frellin well better fully treat me as "master." And I will be totally comfortable using it as "slave."

    Machines should be our slaves, not people. Machines may even be why we don't need slaves any more to construct successful economies - well, that and the Chinese who will work for less than it would cost to keep a good machine in service here, let alone a human being.

    When the AI folks start arguing for transhumanism and machine's rights, consider that the only way to grant machines rights is to take rights away from human beings. And, since machines are not independent and will never truly have feelings about anything (since that takes being built from live cells, at which point you're not a machine) those who control the machines which gain rights from human beings have themselves gained the machines' power by proxy.

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    1. Re:When I get a robot ... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      How do you come by the principle "the only way to grant machines rights is to take rights away from human beings"?
      If you mean that granting a machine a right to continued existence means taking a human's right to terminate that machine away, then yes you're correct. Granting a human the right to live means taking away the "right" of other humans to kill him or her in the same way. The question is what rights trump what others? Perhaps a human right to reproduce might conflict with a machine's right to build copies of itself, or something along those lines. You seem to be suggesting that such a situation is inevitable.

      What's this idea of granted rights anyway? Some of us still believe in the idea of "reasoning beings, endowed by their creator with certain inalienable rights" (and the ultimate creator here is not a human, any more than I can claim to have bestowed inalienable rights on my daughter).

      For the rest of your arguement - Feelings in the sense of making ones own independant decisions or being controlled equates to opinions. Feelings in the sense of requiring live cells to experience equates to emotions (and only the more glandular ones at that). You're conflating opinions and emotions, and not even mentioning reason in the process.

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    2. Re:When I get a robot ... by Abreu · · Score: 1

      You sound like some lunatics that say that giving any more rights to inmigrants/blacks/women/etc would take away rights from THEM!

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    3. Re:When I get a robot ... by jafuser · · Score: 1

      It's attitudes like this that got us all in the Matrix to begin with =P

      Apologies to those who haven't seen Animatrix...

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  52. Re:My money's on misconfigured sendmail installati by pr0ntab · · Score: 2

    Also, I find it curious that you claim the majority of Linux servers which are doing the spam are 'compromised' systems. That would basically make MS machines the safest ones on the net, if we go by the article's statistics...
    That is assuming that the crackability of any particular linux system running vs. a windows system is somehow dependant on the likelyhood of any particular instance of that OS running a mail server. I will go out on a limb and claim that linux boxes visible to the Internet are 100 times more likely to have a mailer installed than a Windows box will have a copy of Exchange.
    The statistic makes it look like swiss cheese, but I think it's because the people looking for a relay host are targetting linux boxes (and the other 52%) specifically so they have a higher chance of success of it being nearly ready to go after the breach.

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  53. Slashback by fenix+down · · Score: 2

    Another thing worth mentioning is that the moon story was crap. And didn't I tell ya? I think I did.

  54. linux response to matrix spoof by frankmu · · Score: 1

    Lord Of The Rings!

    i can see linux the linux response by having Linus as Frodo, Alan Cox as Gandolf, Redmond as Mordor. SCO as Saruman.

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    Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
    1. Re:linux response to matrix spoof by cranos · · Score: 1

      I think this is Linux's answer to the Matrix Spoof.UF

    2. Re:linux response to matrix spoof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linus as Frodo

      Okay.

      Alan Cox as Gandalf

      No. RMS would be Gandalf. Alan Cox would be Gimli. Other free software hackers would be other members of the Fellowship.

      Redmond as Mordor

      Now you're talking. And IBM is Gondor.

      SCO as Saruman

      Oh, no, no!

      Just dial into one of the SCO conference calls and listen to Darl McBride talking about Unix source code.

      Precious ... They stole our precious ...

  55. Dubya took up space in college by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bush Jr. knows the Moon is made of *green cheese*, and any mission to it would benefit only *welfare queens*. That's socialism! No go.

  56. mod up parent!!! by hohack · · Score: 1

    mod parent up if you are going to mod up reply!!! parents stating for more resources

  57. one more step in that debian install by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2. openoffice 0.2rc-3 successfully installed :*)

  58. Sucked me right in. by blair1q · · Score: 1

    "Pretty maps of the Internet."

    Oboy!

    <*click*>

  59. Does MS have the right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Curious, does MS even have the legal authority to even request someone pull down the spoofs? MS making the spoofs does not mean that it is their creative work -under the law-.

    If I make a derivative work of a Star Wars movies and distribute a clip, Lucas doesn't have to come after me; that's the original holder's option. But I also have no legal protection for my work either; I can't require and legally enforce that someone take down the clip, only ask them to nicely.

    As far as I can tell, the spoofs are derivative works, and therefore MS has no legal copyright claim or hold to make such a request (if they did so as if they were legal holders of copyright).

    1st note--maybe the spoof falls under parody (imo, strictly speaking, it's not).

    2nd note--maybe the spoof is technically in violation of someone else's coypright. That doesn't mean MS is going to be charged with something. However, that also means that MS doesn't have any legal protection for their spoof to tell someone else to take it down.

    3rd note--I don't really care about the spoofs, parody or not, as MS did what they did and that's fine by me; I tend to dislike the copyright restrictions in the US. But when MS went after someone like they had a legitimate legal claim of ownership, the gloves come off.

    1. Re:Does MS have the right? by skotte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      do you have even a fFundamental understanding of the material? MS owns the spoof. that's quite legal. they now own the copyright on that work. some guy took some photos of the work. the guy didnt have a strong leg to stand on, as the photos were of copyrighted material. And the owner of said copyright was asking the photos to be removed.

      i have no idea what all this other nonsense of which you speak pertains to.

  60. Linux as the Matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting how Microsoft showed Linux running the Matrix. Apparently only Linux was stable and flexible enough for such a massive project.

  61. Re:HOWTO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're missing some steps.

    Between 9 and 10, you forgot to include rebooting, product activation, rebooting, getting any updates, rebooting, running spyware/adware checking software, and deleting unnecessary icons and shortcuts...as needed.

    There should also be a sidebar where product activation gets triggered when you swap hardware around.

    Then there's the EOL issue where the program stops running and you have to repeat all of the steps over again.

  62. Amazon? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    "writes to point out that book excerpts are available at insearchofstupdity.com, "

    Now, of course I didn't RFTA, especially on a Slashback where there's tons of them, but I was just wondering how effective it is to offer excerpts when Amazon lets you browse large chunks. Now, that being said, I don't know how long these excerpts are, I was just pointing out something that I noticed.

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  63. Re:My money's on misconfigured sendmail installati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been paid over $1,500 for some simple per-site spamming stuff. I was recently approached for a "bulk" deal for 10-15 sites, at around $1000 a pop. And he said that some friends where interested to.

    So yes, it does pay. $15,000 for a months work is pretty nice, especially in this economy.

  64. Primary/Seconday Instead of Master/Slave by Devistater · · Score: 1

    Guess no one has read the article about the master/slave thing in LA county. They mentioned that they were calling it "Primary" and "Secondary" instead of master/slave. Pretty stupid if you ask me, whats the drive connected on the slave on secondary IDE channel? Secondary Secondary? How about Primary Primary? Looks like most of the speculation about it just being one guy who way overreacted are true according to the article. Heh IBM even said "we'll look into it" about the terminology.

  65. Re:HOWTO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    HOWTO *really* install program under Linux (Debian):

    1. apt-get install openoffice.org
    2. "Script exited with error -100"
    3. Curse and reboot (whoops, that didn't work)
    4. dselect, update apt-get update dselect update perl
    5. apt-get install openoffice.org
    6. Where'd it go?
    7. ope<tab><tab>
    8. cd /usr/local
    9. ope<tab><tab>
    10. cd /home/user/ ...
    16. user@host.org# find / * -iname *office*
    17. man grep...

    Anomolous Cowturd
    (Yeah, like I'm gonna throw away karma for this)

  66. Re:My money's on misconfigured sendmail installati by t0ny · · Score: 1
    Actually, if they get admin (root) access, and can install whatever they want, than there are a great many SMTP relay programs they can up on a Windows machine (Exchange isnt the only package which does email on Windows- its just the only one MS actively maintains).

    So again, if you are saying the majority of those Linux boxes are 'compromised' machines, than Linux security is FAR worse than that of Windows. But honestly it wouldnt surprise me; unless somebody had gotten bold and cracked Debian, there would still be an unknown kernel exploit in the wild. I would imagine there are a lot more which smarter crackers are using on the down-low and just keeping to themselves.

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  67. Bill better than Keanu? by billcow · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna put a big D-U-H on that. After all, hasn't he been telling us that "windows is secure," "the windows api is open to developers," "windows actually works," and the likes of that for years? And been believed by some (nobody here, I'm sure)? I mean, even for the matrix movie that was *good* we all knew it was just a movie (once again, excluding the same people)

  68. WMF - buggerit. by davesag · · Score: 1

    Does anyone have a link to this in mpeg, quicktime, avi or some video format that is not stupid WMF? I refuse to install the windows media player on my mac out of general principle, but would love to see this vid.

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    1. Re:WMF - buggerit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fucking cocksucking loser.

    2. Re:WMF - buggerit. by jafuser · · Score: 1

      There has to be some irony in there somewhere...

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    3. Re:WMF - buggerit. by sulli · · Score: 1

      Use MPlayer or VideoLan Client.

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  69. Re:HOWTO by REBloomfield · · Score: 1

    Clippy has actually returned in Office 2003, but no one else seems to have noticed....

  70. Mod parent up by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

    Yes, this should be in Slashback. I got taken in the last time this kind of story appeared here, when the president was supposedly going to announce a Mars initiative. Of course, that was bunk. I wasn't fooled this time.

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  71. Political Correctness by ajs318 · · Score: 2

    Whichever way you look at it, the whole of "Political Correctness" is founded on bullshit. Words are words. Offence is as much in the perception of the offendee as in the intention of the offender.

    Take for example the idea that you cannot say "blind", you have to say "visually impaired". How does that make any difference? If someone is blind, they are blind. Using a different name for it does not make them any less blind. The only difference it can possibly make is that you can feel a little less guilty about the fact that you can see and they can't. But you shouldn't be feeling guilty about that in the first place. It probably isn't your fault, after all. It's just the way the world works. {Of course, placing people in denial and making them feel guilty about themselves is a great way to manipulate them. Cf. Dr Benway in Naked Lunch}. "Master" and "slave" when applied to inanimate pieces of hardware are just names. Humans do not keep slaves anymore {so the theory goes} so there is no reason for anyone to be offended by the terms.

    Another thing ..... in this country, any attack by a white person on a black or asian person is considered a racial attack even if there is a clear non-racial motive. A few years ago in a part of my home city where I no longer hang out, a bunch of under-age white youths were trying to buy booze and cigarettes from an off-licence, and the asian proprietor - mindful that, if he served them, he would {a} prejudice his licence, and therefore his own livelihood; {b} carry some responsibility if the kids got drunk and went out committing crimes; and {c} expose himself to a lawsuit from Little Johnny's parents claiming that the fags he had sold their precious little darling were responsible for his terminal lung cancer - barred them from his shop. Basically he was 100% in the right and they were wrong.

    Later, the same kids went to his home and tried to start a fire. The law held that it was a racist attack, even though it was most patently not: it was simple revenge, motivated by nothing more than childish indignation at someone else choosing to behave in accordance with the spirit of the law. Race had nothing to do with it. Whilst I don't doubt that a few racial epithets may have been used in the verbal accompaniments to the violence, my contention is that the primary grievance was not with the shopkeeper's race but with his understandable aversion to a prison sentence. Misrepresenting this as a racial incident only gives ammunition to real racists.

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  72. Re:My money's on misconfigured sendmail installati by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

    It's long been common knowledge that Sendmail requires proper configuration to use safely. The system's not compromised in the sense that the spammer has root access, but in the sense that the email server on the system automatically relays any mail sent to it.

  73. Master beats slaves while tied to Christmas trees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    at least this is how I jokingly envisioned the memo headline that resulted in my newly purchased plastic Christmas tree's very minor alteration. The tree uses a triple letter and color coded tape on each level of the center pole which correspond to the various branches to attach. Yet before I realized what was really amiss, I couldn't help but notice that one level's sticker was rather short compared to the others. AAA, BBB, CCC and all its kin were there yet one seemed comparitively stubby. Then of course before I even turned the center pole (or trunk) towards me I just realized its place based on my amazing pattern recognition skills.

    As it turned out, the level with the shorter tag (of two letters) did rest between the letters "JJJ" and "LLL." Fascinating really, if one is fascinated by immaturity and oversensitivity.

    End result, something was brought to my mind in a very negative way and no it was no the evils of racist whites in silly sheets with burning crosses.

    Way to go, the PC movement once again is enlightening one mind at a time through careful application of reactionary knee-jerk solutions.

  74. Re:OMG! first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...but the sky should not be red at midday.

    Depends on where you live. If you live far enough north (or south), the sun will sometimes stay on the horizon all day, and thus can appear red at midday.

  75. Re:My money's on misconfigured sendmail installati by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your IP has been logged. The nuclear missiles are on their way.

  76. Re:My money's on misconfigured sendmail installati by t0ny · · Score: 1
    I realize the problem with people leaving SMTP relays open, but I was addressing pr0ntab's original post, to wit-

    Then there's the unpatched systems that get r00ted and turned into spam zombies.

    I don't think the spammers are installing linux that much. (At least not the BIG ones, and they may be knowledgable/paranoid enough to go with OpenBSD or something) The majority probably got some Alienware rig bought off a stolen CC, running a cracked 2003 server. It's just that they offload the mail to some other cracked Unix host to do the work. That doesn't surprise me.

    So, *nix security is really, really bad, and/or spammers are using mostly Linux. Im not supporting either claim, I am just addressing the ramifications of his comments.

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  77. Re:HOWTO by euxneks · · Score: 1

    I like the curious george bandaid.. Nice touch! hahaha

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  78. Re:HOWTO by Tony · · Score: 1

    Reeeaaallly. I can't wait to see this in action. I knew they could never let Microsoft Bob die.

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