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IMPORTANT UPDATE: Please show your support for Ceren in this poll of Geek Babes!

Is it any wonder people think Linux users are a bunch of flaming homosexuals when its fronted by obviously gay losers like these?! BSD has a mascot who leaves us in no doubt that this is the OS for real men! If Linux had more hot chicks and gorgeous babes then maybe it would be able to compete with BSD! Hell this girl should be a model!

Linux is a joke as long as it continues to lack sexy girls like her! I mean just look at this girl! Doesn't she excite you? I know this little hottie puts me in need of a cold shower! This guy looks like he is about to cream his pants standing next to such a fox. As you can see, no man can resist this sexy little minx. Don't you wish the guy in this pic was you? Are you telling me you wouldn't like to get your hands on this ass?! Wouldn't this just make your Christmas?! Yes doctor, this uber babe definitely gets my pulse racing! Oh how I envy the lucky girl in this shot! Linux has nothing that can possibly compete. Come on, you must admit she is better than an overweight penguin or a gay looking goat! Wouldn't this be more liklely to influence your choice of OS?

With sexy chicks like the lovely Ceren you could have people queuing up to buy open source products. Could you really refuse to buy a copy of BSD if she told you to? Personally I know I would give my right arm to get this close to such a divine beauty!

Don't be a fag! Join the campaign for more cute open source babes today!

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What's better...

Lunix
Windows
Brazilian national congress
Free software caucus
putting your caucus in a mare

slashdot.org/~PollTroll/journal

What's better...

Lunix
Windows
Brazilian national congress
Free software caucus
putting your caucus in a mare

slashdot.org/~PollTroll/journal

What's better...

Lunix
Windows
Brazilian national congress
Free software caucus
putting your caucus in a mare

slashdot.org/~PollTroll/journal

What's better...

Lunix
Windows
Brazilian national congress
Free software caucus
putting your caucus in a mare

slashdot.org/~PollTroll/journal

What's better...

Lunix
Windows
Brazilian national congress
Free software caucus
putting your caucus in a mare

slashdot.org/~PollTroll/journal

Very interesting article... unfortunately the news is a day late (slashdot, NEWs for nerds... not OLDs for nerds)... and you linked to probably the worst article available... in english there are singular nouns and there are plural nouns. the verbs that precede or follow may be affected by which type of noun is selected. Apparently the most daunting decision someone can make is which to use...

best-worst-english...

a feature where a user click and call a VoIP
Though the mobile content open a new revenue source,
they might commercialize the service once it get popular
At moment,
Other (post reply)

Very interesting article... unfortunately the news is a day late (slashdot, NEWs for nerds... not OLDs for nerds)... and you linked to probably the worst article available... in english there are singular nouns and there are plural nouns. the verbs that precede or follow may be affected by which type of noun is selected. Apparently the most daunting decision someone can make is which to use...

best-worst-english...

a feature where a user click and call a VoIP
Though the mobile content open a new revenue source,
they might commercialize the service once it get popular
At moment,
Other (post reply)

Very interesting article... unfortunately the news is a day late (slashdot, NEWs for nerds... not OLDs for nerds)... and you linked to probably the worst article available... in english there are singular nouns and there are plural nouns. the verbs that precede or follow may be affected by which type of noun is selected. Apparently the most daunting decision someone can make is which to use...

best-worst-english...

a feature where a user click and call a VoIP
Though the mobile content open a new revenue source,
they might commercialize the service once it get popular
At moment,
Other (post reply)

Very interesting article... unfortunately the news is a day late (slashdot, NEWs for nerds... not OLDs for nerds)... and you linked to probably the worst article available... in english there are singular nouns and there are plural nouns. the verbs that precede or follow may be affected by which type of noun is selected. Apparently the most daunting decision someone can make is which to use...

best-worst-english...

a feature where a user click and call a VoIP
Though the mobile content open a new revenue source,
they might commercialize the service once it get popular
At moment,
Other (post reply)

Very interesting article... unfortunately the news is a day late (slashdot, NEWs for nerds... not OLDs for nerds)... and you linked to probably the worst article available... in english there are singular nouns and there are plural nouns. the verbs that precede or follow may be affected by which type of noun is selected. Apparently the most daunting decision someone can make is which to use...

best-worst-english...

a feature where a user click and call a VoIP
Though the mobile content open a new revenue source,
they might commercialize the service once it get popular
At moment,
Other (post reply)

just to piss you off.

http://calcgames.org/site/pub/skycutter40-1.wmv

What's better...

Google's profits increasing
Sex with a mare

I'm Retiring... I need YOU!

What's better...

Google's profits increasing
Sex with a mare

I'm Retiring... I need YOU!

And so you shall...


What's better?

HD-DVD
Blu-Ray
Sex with a mare

And so you shall...


What's better?

HD-DVD
Blu-Ray
Sex with a mare

And so you shall...


What's better?

HD-DVD
Blu-Ray
Sex with a mare

What's better...

Wearable LCD's
Sex with a mare

I'm Retiring... I need YOU!

What's better...

Wearable LCD's
Sex with a mare

I'm Retiring... I need YOU!

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

what's a more likely fate for the illustrious poll troll toll:

He signed a 2-year contract with Verizon as his ISP
He lost a bet
He got married (the cruelest fate of all)
Jailed for sex with a mare

p.s. I must decline to seek successorship since I'm too damn lazy to post regularly enought to do great justice. plus i'm on the lam too

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

what's a more likely fate for the illustrious poll troll toll:

He signed a 2-year contract with Verizon as his ISP
He lost a bet
He got married (the cruelest fate of all)
Jailed for sex with a mare

p.s. I must decline to seek successorship since I'm too damn lazy to post regularly enought to do great justice. plus i'm on the lam too

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

what's a more likely fate for the illustrious poll troll toll:

He signed a 2-year contract with Verizon as his ISP
He lost a bet
He got married (the cruelest fate of all)
Jailed for sex with a mare

p.s. I must decline to seek successorship since I'm too damn lazy to post regularly enought to do great justice. plus i'm on the lam too

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

what's a more likely fate for the illustrious poll troll toll:

He signed a 2-year contract with Verizon as his ISP
He lost a bet
He got married (the cruelest fate of all)
Jailed for sex with a mare

p.s. I must decline to seek successorship since I'm too damn lazy to post regularly enought to do great justice. plus i'm on the lam too

What's better...

IBM releasing new products
the DS6000 being rack mountable
Your mare being mountable

What's better...

IBM releasing new products
the DS6000 being rack mountable
Your mare being mountable

What's better...

IBM releasing new products
the DS6000 being rack mountable
Your mare being mountable

How long ago has it been since you've last had a dick in your mouth?

For guys:
I'm a guy and I swear I've never had my lips wrapped around a cock
I'm a guy and I admit to it, but it was more than 5 years ago
I'm a guy who's done it within the last 5 years
I'm a guy who's done it within the last year
I'm a guy who's done it within the last month

For gals:
I'm a gal and I swear I've never had my lips wrapped around a cock
I'm a gal and I admit to it, but it was more than 5 years ago
I'm a gal who's done it within the last 5 years
I'm a gal who's done it within the last year
I'm a gal who's done it within the last month

How long ago has it been since you've last had a dick in your mouth?

For guys:
I'm a guy and I swear I've never had my lips wrapped around a cock
I'm a guy and I admit to it, but it was more than 5 years ago
I'm a guy who's done it within the last 5 years
I'm a guy who's done it within the last year
I'm a guy who's done it within the last month

For gals:
I'm a gal and I swear I've never had my lips wrapped around a cock
I'm a gal and I admit to it, but it was more than 5 years ago
I'm a gal who's done it within the last 5 years
I'm a gal who's done it within the last year
I'm a gal who's done it within the last month

How long ago has it been since you've last had a dick in your mouth?

For guys:
I'm a guy and I swear I've never had my lips wrapped around a cock
I'm a guy and I admit to it, but it was more than 5 years ago
I'm a guy who's done it within the last 5 years
I'm a guy who's done it within the last year
I'm a guy who's done it within the last month

For gals:
I'm a gal and I swear I've never had my lips wrapped around a cock
I'm a gal and I admit to it, but it was more than 5 years ago
I'm a gal who's done it within the last 5 years
I'm a gal who's done it within the last year
I'm a gal who's done it within the last month

How long ago has it been since you've last had a dick in your mouth?

For guys:
I'm a guy and I swear I've never had my lips wrapped around a cock
I'm a guy and I admit to it, but it was more than 5 years ago
I'm a guy who's done it within the last 5 years
I'm a guy who's done it within the last year
I'm a guy who's done it within the last month

For gals:
I'm a gal and I swear I've never had my lips wrapped around a cock
I'm a gal and I admit to it, but it was more than 5 years ago
I'm a gal who's done it within the last 5 years
I'm a gal who's done it within the last year
I'm a gal who's done it within the last month

How long ago has it been since you've last had a dick in your mouth?

For guys:
I'm a guy and I swear I've never had my lips wrapped around a cock
I'm a guy and I admit to it, but it was more than 5 years ago
I'm a guy who's done it within the last 5 years
I'm a guy who's done it within the last year
I'm a guy who's done it within the last month

For gals:
I'm a gal and I swear I've never had my lips wrapped around a cock
I'm a gal and I admit to it, but it was more than 5 years ago
I'm a gal who's done it within the last 5 years
I'm a gal who's done it within the last year
I'm a gal who's done it within the last month

How long ago has it been since you've last had a dick in your mouth?

For guys:
I'm a guy and I swear I've never had my lips wrapped around a cock
I'm a guy and I admit to it, but it was more than 5 years ago
I'm a guy who's done it within the last 5 years
I'm a guy who's done it within the last year
I'm a guy who's done it within the last month

For gals:
I'm a gal and I swear I've never had my lips wrapped around a cock
I'm a gal and I admit to it, but it was more than 5 years ago
I'm a gal who's done it within the last 5 years
I'm a gal who's done it within the last year
I'm a gal who's done it within the last month

How long ago has it been since you've last had a dick in your mouth?

For guys:
I'm a guy and I swear I've never had my lips wrapped around a cock
I'm a guy and I admit to it, but it was more than 5 years ago
I'm a guy who's done it within the last 5 years
I'm a guy who's done it within the last year
I'm a guy who's done it within the last month

For gals:
I'm a gal and I swear I've never had my lips wrapped around a cock
I'm a gal and I admit to it, but it was more than 5 years ago
I'm a gal who's done it within the last 5 years
I'm a gal who's done it within the last year
I'm a gal who's done it within the last month

How long ago has it been since you've last had a dick in your mouth?

For guys:
I'm a guy and I swear I've never had my lips wrapped around a cock
I'm a guy and I admit to it, but it was more than 5 years ago
I'm a guy who's done it within the last 5 years
I'm a guy who's done it within the last year
I'm a guy who's done it within the last month

For gals:
I'm a gal and I swear I've never had my lips wrapped around a cock
I'm a gal and I admit to it, but it was more than 5 years ago
I'm a gal who's done it within the last 5 years
I'm a gal who's done it within the last year
I'm a gal who's done it within the last month

How long ago has it been since you've last had a dick in your mouth?

For guys:
I'm a guy and I swear I've never had my lips wrapped around a cock
I'm a guy and I admit to it, but it was more than 5 years ago
I'm a guy who's done it within the last 5 years
I'm a guy who's done it within the last year
I'm a guy who's done it within the last month

For gals:
I'm a gal and I swear I've never had my lips wrapped around a cock
I'm a gal and I admit to it, but it was more than 5 years ago
I'm a gal who's done it within the last 5 years
I'm a gal who's done it within the last year
I'm a gal who's done it within the last month

How long ago has it been since you've last had a dick in your mouth?

For guys:
I'm a guy and I swear I've never had my lips wrapped around a cock
I'm a guy and I admit to it, but it was more than 5 years ago
I'm a guy who's done it within the last 5 years
I'm a guy who's done it within the last year
I'm a guy who's done it within the last month

For gals:
I'm a gal and I swear I've never had my lips wrapped around a cock
I'm a gal and I admit to it, but it was more than 5 years ago
I'm a gal who's done it within the last 5 years
I'm a gal who's done it within the last year
I'm a gal who's done it within the last month

Maybe you should have provided a link for actually viewing the poll too? Not that it is hard to figure out, but...

My guess is that a lot of the votes recorded there are just curious people who wanted to check out the stats.

Something like this.

I don't know what the most popular games are.. but I can guess at a few, and a poll might help you decide...

Best recent LAN party game experience:

StarCraft
Warcraft
Halo
Half-Life
CounterStrike
BF 1942
Other RTS (post reply)
Other FPS (post reply)
Other (post reply)

I don't know what the most popular games are.. but I can guess at a few, and a poll might help you decide...

Best recent LAN party game experience:

StarCraft
Warcraft
Halo
Half-Life
CounterStrike
BF 1942
Other RTS (post reply)
Other FPS (post reply)
Other (post reply)

I don't know what the most popular games are.. but I can guess at a few, and a poll might help you decide...

Best recent LAN party game experience:

StarCraft
Warcraft
Halo
Half-Life
CounterStrike
BF 1942
Other RTS (post reply)
Other FPS (post reply)
Other (post reply)

I don't know what the most popular games are.. but I can guess at a few, and a poll might help you decide...

Best recent LAN party game experience:

StarCraft
Warcraft
Halo
Half-Life
CounterStrike
BF 1942
Other RTS (post reply)
Other FPS (post reply)
Other (post reply)

I don't know what the most popular games are.. but I can guess at a few, and a poll might help you decide...

Best recent LAN party game experience:

StarCraft
Warcraft
Halo
Half-Life
CounterStrike
BF 1942
Other RTS (post reply)
Other FPS (post reply)
Other (post reply)

I don't know what the most popular games are.. but I can guess at a few, and a poll might help you decide...

Best recent LAN party game experience:

StarCraft
Warcraft
Halo
Half-Life
CounterStrike
BF 1942
Other RTS (post reply)
Other FPS (post reply)
Other (post reply)

I don't know what the most popular games are.. but I can guess at a few, and a poll might help you decide...

Best recent LAN party game experience:

StarCraft
Warcraft
Halo
Half-Life
CounterStrike
BF 1942
Other RTS (post reply)
Other FPS (post reply)
Other (post reply)

I don't know what the most popular games are.. but I can guess at a few, and a poll might help you decide...

Best recent LAN party game experience:

StarCraft
Warcraft
Halo
Half-Life
CounterStrike
BF 1942
Other RTS (post reply)
Other FPS (post reply)
Other (post reply)

I don't know what the most popular games are.. but I can guess at a few, and a poll might help you decide...

Best recent LAN party game experience:

StarCraft
Warcraft
Halo
Half-Life
CounterStrike
BF 1942
Other RTS (post reply)
Other FPS (post reply)
Other (post reply)

What would it taste like to lick the dick of a typical healthy dog?

Review the choices below and click the one that you think best answers the question. The correct answer will appear once you click on your answer. If you have no first-hand experience, make an educated guess.

Your choices are:
Sour, like dried urine
Funky, like human B.O.
Pungent, like smegma, toejam, or the guck that's behind your ears
Clean, like licking your fingers after a shower
Dusty, like the taste of dirt or sand
Kind of off-flavored, like mild doggy breath

What would it taste like to lick the dick of a typical healthy dog?

Review the choices below and click the one that you think best answers the question. The correct answer will appear once you click on your answer. If you have no first-hand experience, make an educated guess.

Your choices are:
Sour, like dried urine
Funky, like human B.O.
Pungent, like smegma, toejam, or the guck that's behind your ears
Clean, like licking your fingers after a shower
Dusty, like the taste of dirt or sand
Kind of off-flavored, like mild doggy breath

What would it taste like to lick the dick of a typical healthy dog?

Review the choices below and click the one that you think best answers the question. The correct answer will appear once you click on your answer. If you have no first-hand experience, make an educated guess.

Your choices are:
Sour, like dried urine
Funky, like human B.O.
Pungent, like smegma, toejam, or the guck that's behind your ears
Clean, like licking your fingers after a shower
Dusty, like the taste of dirt or sand
Kind of off-flavored, like mild doggy breath

What would it taste like to lick the dick of a typical healthy dog?

Review the choices below and click the one that you think best answers the question. The correct answer will appear once you click on your answer. If you have no first-hand experience, make an educated guess.

Your choices are:
Sour, like dried urine
Funky, like human B.O.
Pungent, like smegma, toejam, or the guck that's behind your ears
Clean, like licking your fingers after a shower
Dusty, like the taste of dirt or sand
Kind of off-flavored, like mild doggy breath