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http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=3386761984 What a farce!

Test User: OK, so what you're saying is that if I search for lolcats using Google's quantum image search, it will give me an array of lolcat images to choose from, but until I open the image we won't know if the lolcat is funny or not funny? That makes sense.

Google Scientist: Actually, before you look at the image the lolcat is in a state of superposition. Before your look at the photo it can be both funny AND not funny. By the act of you observing the photo it settles into one of those two states.

Test user: So there's a 50/50 chance of the exact same photo being funny or not funny?

Google Scientist: Essentially yes. Well, unless you go by the "many worlds" model, which states that if you look at the picture, you become entangled with the lolcat, so that the observation of the humor of the lolcat, and the actual humor of the lolcat are joined together. There will exist a universe where you find the image funny, and a universe where you find the image not funny, but these two universes cannot inform each other of these two different states.

Test User: I think I understand.

Google Scientist: Go ahead, click on one of the images from the search.

Test User: Now, you're sure nothing bad will happen? No black holes will open up or anything?

Google Scientist (amused): Yes, I'm absolutely sure.

Test User: OK, I'll try this one.

(The user clicks the image.)

Test User: OH NOES! (faints.)

Wasn't Sarah Jessica Parker in Real Genius? http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2454564

Enderandrew is a racist and engages in racist activities. He should be shunned, beaten, and raped by prison inmates. Don't believe me? Proof is here. Fucking shit! I hope you get anal cancer and get repeatedly raped at the same time.