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Security through profanity instead of obscurity!

Boob!!!!!!!!!!!!
A R S E feck kn*b c**kshag t*ts butt

The above example will echo the first twelve characters from a file/stdin.

Here is a programming language which would guarantee no one would broadcast your source code.

Or maybe they were scared by the FCC too... the code still works if censored :(

Don't forget fuckfuck!

If you prefer you language colourful, try f*ck f*ck.

I would love to see how the link in your sig shows up after being parsed by JAZ's "Web Content De-offensivizier" at work!

It was a snippet of sample code written in f*ck f*ck.

Better yet, write one in F*ck F*ck.

You know you want to.

HTML IS NOT A FUCKING PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE

Well, if it's a fucking programming language you're looking for, you should try teaching the kids feckfeck (previously mentioned).

Though it might not be suitable for all children (or all adults for that matter).

I'm sure f*ckf*ck is an excellent first programming language for a kid.

If you're gonna call it fuckzilla, you'd better write it in f*ckf*ck instead ;)

So we'd all better start using feckfeck today, huh? :)

This makes me wonder if the creators of feckfeck, as referenced in Anger as a Software Design Philosophy were thinking of implementing security through obscenity, though it sounds like this fellow is looking for security for obscenity.