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Does Your Company Censor the Content for You?

JAZ asks: "A few days ago a friend of mine and I were discussing this story. He was trying to make a joke about some content in the article that might be considered 'inappropriate' (the bit concerning 22,000 files). I didn't get his joke because the interesting bits weren't there. With a little investigation, I determined that my company's proxy server was delivering a modified version. Is this a common practice? Has anyone else noticed something similar?"

"In this case, words were not just filtered out, but the text had been changed so that the document still made sense. I suspect that someone monitoring a log and suddenly saw a document show up a bunch of times with the offending text in it. Then they modified the cached copy (I was viewing it a day after it hit the Slashdot front page) to make the alarm go away.

I have mix feelings about this, on one hand, even though the text in this case was meant as a joke and the content wasn't very offensive, I was using company equipment. But on the other hand, this company is a government regulated entity which isn't above pressuring its employees to vote the way management thinks is best (whether it is or not is a question for history). So I guess I'm scared that the company could push an agenda though 'stealth channels'. I realize that the information I read online can't always be trusted, but there are many people who don't know that. It's probably important to note that, while there is a policy of acceptable computer use, there has never been a notice that they might change the content we see online.

What are the feelings and/or experience of the Slashdot crowd on this?"

434 comments

  1. Sad but true by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 5, Funny
    I didn't get his joke because the interesting bits weren't there. With a little investigation, I determined that my company's proxy server was delivering a modified version. Is this a common practice?
    Yes. Ever since we've been under new management, the company proxy server has gotten progressively more restrictive in what it rewrites. It is really starting to smurf me off. The other day I needed to send an email to a customer about how to smurf a smurf and it rewrote every occurrence of smurf! I shudder to think what it might smurf up next.


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    1. Re:Sad but true by ElderKorean · · Score: 1

      Can't wait for the next instalment of the replacement engine would return.

      MARLAR - Marklar marklar with a marklar.

      Marklar marklar has marklar the marklar marklar marklar to marklar marklar. Marklar said marklar marklar and marklar marklar .
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      Marklar Marklar.

    2. Re:Sad but true by pgrady7 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't changing another's content violate copyright?

    3. Re:Sad but true by Nykon · · Score: 1

      I am just glad we have mandatory signend emails with in our orginization. Since all emails sent and recieved in and out of here are digitally signed they cannot be modified w/o invalidating the emails.

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      "It's better to be a pirate then join the Navy"
  2. Uh oh by r_glen · · Score: 1

    Careful, buddy. You've probably been flagged as a worktime porno viewer

    Oh wait, you're not gonna see this message.

    1. Re:Uh oh by _avs_007 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At my old company it used to piss me off that I would always receive "emails from the filter", that said an email could not be delivered or was not received because of offensive language, when it turns out there was no offensive language. Just a crappy filter. That was rectified by using PGP encryption ;)

      I'm glad at the company I'm at now, I was able to justify my own DSL connection for lab use ;)

      As for the PGP, the company I'm at now, encourages the use of PGP for email :p

    2. Re:Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was rectified by using PGP encryption ;)


      You were probably just confusing the filter by using words like rectified.

    3. Re:Uh oh by canajin56 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hehe, I once encountered a filter that wouldn't let me say "assistance." It was really annoying. It also wouldn't let you say "button," but it DID allow "butt." Nobody knew why...

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    4. Re:Uh oh by eam · · Score: 1

      "Butt on" is worse than just "butt". The filter just assumed that someone forgot the space.

  3. I doubt they were filtering... by morelife · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When you consider how labor intensive it would be to come up with a sensible rendition of the article with "bad stuff" omitted - how do you propose it could be done.

    Programatically? Has anyone heard of a proxy/filter doing this? I haven't.

    1. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by evenmoreconfused · · Score: 1

      Surely they must use a team of monkeys with typewriters...

      What they can't use as replacement content they try to pass of as Shakespeare

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      No. Well...maybe. Actually, yes. It really just depends.
    2. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by Madmanz123 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yahoo has been doing it for awhile actually. I imagine it would be fairly easy. Read Up

    3. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by Zillatron · · Score: 2, Funny
      It's a slightly different breed of technology, but it can be done in real time. I have a co-worker who feels strongly about language and protects herself and her family by using a product I can't help but find fascinatingly entertaining. Curse-Free TV uses closed-captioning to identify and replace (visually while muting the sound if I'm not mistaken) potentially offensive language.

      Think of seeing that R-Rated action movie cut up for network television. You know the edits themselves were entertaining. Admit it. So far my favorite example she has used to explain it is the following paraphrase (I'd quote, but that requires a decent memory): Say someone makes a referance to his posterior. Instead of having to hear someone say "Bob you really busted your butt on this project!" the captions read "Bob you really busted your toe on this project!" It can be done, but sometimes the results stick out.

    4. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by Dr.Zap · · Score: 1

      Has anyone heard of a proxy/filter doing this? I sure have, and if he doesn't get back with the program he's gonna be lookin for work

    5. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sometimes I turn on Captions just for fun. One late night, I was watching the Kids in the Hall rerun on Comedy channel.

      When they had bleeped out the word "fuck" (or something), the captions had the unedited text! I searched the net about it and said for budget reasons sometimes they don't censor captions.

    6. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2, Funny
      Won't somebody think of the _deaf_ children?!


      Sorry, I just couldn't help it.

    7. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my gay!

    8. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 1
      From the Privoxy documentation regarding filtering
      Typical reasons for doing such substitutions are to eliminate common annoyances in HTML and JavaScript, such as pop-up windows, exit consoles, crippled windows without navigation tools, the infamous tag etc, to suppress images with certain width and height attributes (standard banner sizes or web-bugs), or just to have fun. The possibilities are endless.

      Filtering works on any text-based document type, including plain text, HTML, JavaScript, CSS etc. (all text/* MIME types). Substitutions are made at the source level, so if you want to "roll your own" filters, you should be familiar with HTML syntax.
      Privoxy is a successor to Junkbuster, and I use it with the Squid Proxy server in transparent mode. Of course I don't bother filtering nasty bits of text here at home, however it can be used to do any type of replacement you want thanks to a very powerful Perl-compatible regular substitution system. You literally can do ANY type of replacement, text for text, text for image (or the reverse), anything for anything. Of course I'm using pretty much the defaults since it came pre-installed (but not on by default of course!) with my free download of ClarkConnect Linux Firewall Home Version. Maybe it's not what happened in this particular case, but I'm sure some companies out there are making full use of this.

      Jonah Hex
    9. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by morelife · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link, I had not seen it.

      They are not really doing anything other than replacing occurences of words in a text stream. THAT is simple. Lots of ways, lots of tools. I'm talking about replacing "offensive" content in an article automatically, but the article somehow still makes sense.. like another post said, that is a CS dissertation in the making.

    10. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite possible...

      here's an example.
      www.pornolize.com

      kind of does the opposite but it still works.

    11. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm half-deaf. I leave captions on. One time when I was watching Dragon Ball Z, (I'm an anime fan) when the dimensions were explained, they mentioned HFIL (Home for Infinite Losers) On the caption, it showed the unedited text, Hell. Heh, you'd be surprised what you can find in captions.

    12. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It makes slashdot much more humorous.

    13. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      From the Apple section:

      ComputerWorld has an titty fucking review of Apple's
      Dual 2GHz machine." An excerpt: "It's clear from
      two weeks of testing that Apple's new Power
      "Bumbanger" Mac G5 dual 2-GHz machine is the
      pecking fastest thing the company has ever
      unclefucked. And while you can debate benchmarks
      until eternity, it certainly appears spewed to
      meet or beat anything now out on the fomping Windows side."

    14. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      JAZ fingerfucks: "A few days ago a friend of mine and I were aardvarking this story. He was entering to make a squirting joke about some content in the fisting article that might be considered 'inappropriate' (the bit titty fucking 22,000 barfs). I didn't get his joke because the interesting bits weren't there. With a little investigation, I determined that my company's proxy server was cocksucking a modified version. Is this a common practice? Has anyone else noticed raunching similar?"

    15. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Think of seeing that R-Rated action movie cut up for network television. You know the edits themselves were entertaining.

      The first time I saw "Leathal Weapon" was on network TV. The edits in that are particularly amusing, but my favorite "edit" by far was one of Danny Glover's. After being shot in the shoulder and having lye and salt poured in the wound, Glovey says, "Go spit!"

      I laughed my ass off... imagine my surprise when I saw the uncut movie a week later and found out Glover really said that. Personally, I'd have a few stronger words...

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    16. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by grub · · Score: 1


      Has anyone heard of a proxy/filter doing this?

      We have Privoxy running at work (and I do here at home). It can do on the fly text mods in it's "playful" mode.

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      Trolling is a art,
    17. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by morelife · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the pointer to privoxy. I should check it out, but it's going to be hard, I've got squid/squidGuard replacing banner ads, and filtering 500K+ child corrupting web sites:) so it's gonna be hard to yank it...

    18. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 1
      Privoxy works great with Squid, as mentioned above I've got them chained with Squid running in transparent mode. Here's a relevant snip from their FAQ. (quote edited down slightly for space)
      3.16. How can I make Privoxy work with other proxies like Squid?

      This can be done and is often useful to combine the benefits of Privoxy with those of a caching proxy. See the forwarding chapter in the user manual which describes how to do this.

      3.18. Can Privoxy run as a "transparent" proxy?

      No, Privoxy currently does not have this ability, though it is planned for a future release. Transparent proxies require special handling of the request headers beyond what Privoxy is now capable of.

      Chaining Privoxy behind another proxy that has this ability should work though.

      Works great, however I would enable rules on privoxy slowly in order to avoid the "something broke with web browsing and I don't know which of these options I should turn back off" syndrome.

      ClarkConnect comes with Squid/Privoxy/Snort/SpamAssassin setup and ready to go, although in an earlier version I installed Privoxy myself and chained it to Squid with no problem.

      Jonah Hex
    19. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by mwood · · Score: 1

      Time to cryptographically sign your pages, so at least the reader has some way to discover that your work has been tampered with.

    20. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by FreakinHippie · · Score: 1

      I'm sure if you plugged your proxy/filter into MS Office it would happily change the content. :)

    21. Re:I doubt they were filtering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've used dansguardian -> squid/squidGuard -> privoxy at home with no problems. Privoxy to block ads, cookies, web bugs, etc. and the rest for content filtering and redirecting.

  4. Wow! by midifarm · · Score: 1
    Big Brother in action. Think deifferent everyone!!!

    Peace

    1. Re:Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, but *spell* deifferent. :)

  5. Obligatory remark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In soviet russia, the content censors you!

  6. My question is... by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
    ... what exactly did the filter change "lesbian porn" to??

    1. Re:My question is... by twistedcubic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Debian Corn

    2. Re:My question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ... what exactly did the filter change "thespian corn" to??
      Maybe I'm missing the point, but what's so offensive about that?
    3. Re:My question is... by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 1
      what exactly did the filter change "lesbian porn" to??
      lesbian pr0n


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    4. Re:My question is... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      >>... what exactly did the filter change "lesbian porn" to??

      Photos of same sex partners.

      wbs.

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    5. Re:My question is... by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

      22,000 files would still be about right then.

    6. Re:My question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "janet reno family outing"

    7. Re:My question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL.

    8. Re:My question is... by JAZ · · Score: 1

      Files

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  7. I think so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just the other day Michael Sims was sending my some pictures of himself, and I noticed that his penis had been air brushed out, I suspect foul play.

  8. Would rather have it blocked by Brahmastra · · Score: 1

    I'd rather have content blocked than modified although I'd prefer neither.

    1. Re:Would rather have it blocked by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes... I'm not really sure it matters "how I feel" about this idea of content editing, because what's more important is where the law stands on it.

      As far as I can tell, it's probably still under the umbrella of "legality" for a corporation to censor incoming email content, since they can argue they own the network and the systems, and add the assertion that "your email at work is not private".

      I've always felt that email should have the assumption of being private, since it's just the electronic equivalent of postal mail, which IS private and protected by law as such.

      At the very least, it's used daily by people in a manner much like a casual phone conversation, which also is considered private and protected by law as such.

      The "catch", of course, is that it requires resources on the part of the recipient to provide the service. In the "real world", the cost of delivering a piece of mail is beared solely by the sender. The destination has to do no more than provide a physical address and a place for the mailman to toss the mail.

      I'm still not convinced that the existance of expense and a need for resources on the part of the receiver automatically negates people's expectation of privacy in the medium, though. Unfortunately, the courts (and apparently, the majority of people running mail servers) disagree with me.

      So ultimately, I'd say - if you want to keep email between 2 people secure, use encryption like PGP. Otherwise, anything can happen between points A and B - and there's precious little you'll be able to do about it.

    2. Re:Would rather have it blocked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather have content blocked than modified although I'd prefer neither.

      I will accept the information in anyway the company thinks if fit to let me have it.

      Look guys, this isn't censorship, everyone knows private companies can't censor ... that's something only governments do.

      The way I look at it is this: I am the company's employee (they buy my time), the equipment I'm using is the company's. Since we both belong to the company it is up to the company to decide how to best to utilize us.

      What's more I'm glad that the company takes an interest in what I should be allowed to see and hear and what I shouldn't. That's not censorship, that's just making my life easier, by taking away a few decisions about what I want to know and what I don't. Presumably they are not doing this randomly, but in order to make me a better employee, so basically what I'm getting out of it is self improvement.

      As far as ISPs go, well its their equipement too, so they have an absolute right to decide how much information, to pass on to me. Again, I think network providers probably have my best interests at heart in making any decisions about what I am and what I'm not allowed to know. I just can't see how this can be called censorship ... I mean it's not the government that is doing this for evil purposes.

    3. Re:Would rather have it blocked by vtechpilot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes snail mail is private, to both businesses and private individuals. Now think about the anaology, I do not expect anyone to open my mail at home, but the office is different, When you recieve snail mail at your office, and you leave/quit/get fired/retire/etc and mail arrives at the company addressed to you, you can be sure your sucessor will open that mail, especially if it appears to pertain to company business. Say you recieve an important contract that you have been working on for the company, a secretary may likely open it. No granted their may be the rare incidence where you have something personal sent to you office, but aside from an occasional signature required package, why would you do that?

      So to compare, many businesses do open and read snail mail addressed to another person in the company. There is even a word for them, Gatekeepers. It is chapter 1 materical in a business communication class to know that people other than the person you address a letter to are going to read that letter.

      I think the real issue is that any snail mail that arrives at a business is property of the business, and that any email that arrives at a business mail server could be considered the same.

      Of course if you want to get your personally mail at work, then you could use one of those fabulous web based services, but then that goes back to the issue of surfing/emailing on company time.

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    4. Re:Would rather have it blocked by PReDiToR · · Score: 1
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      This is the basic premise of using a crypto-program on your emails. Basic privacy for everyone.

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    5. Re:Would rather have it blocked by DoctorFrog · · Score: 1
      As far as I can tell, it's probably still under the umbrella of "legality" for a corporation to censor incoming email content, since they can argue they own the network and the systems, and add the assertion that "your email at work is not private".

      There's no doubt in my mind that they are legally entitled to restrict whether any given content travels over their internal networks.

      That isn't quite what they've done though; they've altered, apparently without permission or acknowledgement, someone else's writing. I suspect that's a violation of copyright laws, particularly if they've materially changed someone's expression by stealth.

      The particular case which brought it to the poster's attention probably wouldn't rise to the level of significant misrepresentation of the original writer's views, but it's a bad road to tread precisely because there is no bright line to point at and say 'we didn't overstep the line.'

    6. Re:Would rather have it blocked by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      maybe you just need to jump country? or try to change things.
      there are countries where letter privacy(doesn't matter if it's postal delivered or not) applies to email, on work servers, as well. if it's protected by any password(look, all it needs that accessing it normally needs a password) or some such, it's assumed the same status as if it was a closed letter with your name that was delivered on your work desk, and yes such mail is for you and somebody else opening it can be a very serious crime.

      likewise a company can't keep track of who it's employees are calling to (company owned) cellphones, heck, even the telecom company isn't allowed to do that(they tried at one place even, *kazaam* police summoning them for questioning, huge media coverage and heads rolling. ok they can do that to the extent they need to be able to bill people, but they can't use that information for anything else, create demographs or whatnot). it can go 'too' far too, for example parents not being able to locate their kids through cellphone locationing (technically possible and infrastructure exists, yet police view on it is "no no" because of legislation.) even in a clear emergency situation(ie. runaway, they're changing the law to allow such though now).

      anyways, such spying techniques haven't sprung from the usage of internet of cellphones or whatever, it's prefectly feasible(and possible) to arrange a bitchy spying society without such technical devices(east germany, soviet union, north korea and few other places have managed quite well before). so it's rather an attitude problem in failing to notice that such spying is in fact analogous to traditional spying(which most are sensible enough to see as invading, useless, and very dangerous to toy around with). well, we just got phone tapping legalized in big drug cases a few years ago(tapping!=taping by either end of the call, which of course has been perfectly legal)...

      anyways to stay somewhat on the subject, wouldn't a filter that changed actual content be considered a huge copyright breaking machine? doing remixes of web pages realtime, altering the original copyrighted content and displaying it as the original work? like me taping britney spears and censoring all the cool shit like 'love' out of it with honks.

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    7. Re:Would rather have it blocked by afroborg · · Score: 1

      2+2=5

      I Love Big Brother!

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    8. Re:Would rather have it blocked by starfarer42 · · Score: 1
      Snail mail is private because it is contained in an envelope. You expect it to be private because nobody but the intended recipient should be opening it.

      E-mail is more like a postcard. There's no envelope to hide the contents from even a casual glance so there can be no expectation of privacy. It has nothing to do with the fact that the recipient bears some of the cost of sending the message.

    9. Re:Would rather have it blocked by starfarer42 · · Score: 1

      One year I ordered several LEGO sets to give away as Christmas presents. But I was working full-time and of course I couldn't be home when the courier tried to deliver it. So when they told me they'd try one last time I asked if they could deliver it to my office instead. They said "Sure" and asked what department I was in so I told them. Boy was my boss confused when $400 worth of LEGOs came addressed to the Paradox development team at Corel.

    10. Re:Would rather have it blocked by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 1
      Yes... I'm not really sure it matters "how I feel" about this idea of content editing, because what's more important is where the law stands on it. As far as I can tell, it's probably still under the umbrella of "legality" for a corporation to censor incoming email content, since they can argue they own the network and the systems, and add the assertion that "your email at work is not private".[...]
      Privacy is only one aspect of the legal situation here.From that point of view, I find it appalling that a company would censor its workers email, and somewhat less appalling if they restrict web access. Actually changing emails or web pages should be absolutely out!

      But from my uncensored point of view, there is another aspect. My writing, on which I have a copyright, is changed and redistributed without my permission. That certainly is illegal. Even filtering of images out of a page by some intermediate (not by the end user) is creating and distributing an unauthorized derivative work.

      By putting stuff on the web I implicitely grant permission to download and read it. But I certainly do not grant any assholes permission to fuck with my creation!

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    11. Re:Would rather have it blocked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you're basically letting everyone know that losers love Legos.

    12. Re:Would rather have it blocked by Frnknstn · · Score: 1

      Email is nothing like a postcard. Under the normal operation of an email server, the contents of the email are not processed, only the headers. The headers correspond to the envelope. Scanning the content of the message is very similar to opening somebody else's snail mail. The difference is that opening somebody else's email is potentially worse, as it is harder to tell that your privacy is being invaded.

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  9. Hell No by CrankyFool · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I work at an extremely repressive Financial Services company that does extremely thorough and restrictive web filtering -- websites are white-listed, and are white-listed on a per-individual/group basis, so the vast majority of the people in the company can't even go to, say, Google.

    We don't do content filtering/alteration, though, though I'm guessing our proxy can do it. If you can get to the site, you'll see what's on it. Period. Well, assuming what's on it is available on port 80/443 :)

    1. Re:Hell No by panserg · · Score: 1
      just install https tunel on 443 port and expose the hole world to your knees :)

      Remember, for every idiot-admin there is always some solution.

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    2. Re:Hell No by CrankyFool · · Score: 1

      Why bother? I'm in IT -- I can surf anywhere.

    3. Re:Hell No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nazi!

    4. Re:Hell No by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

      the vast majority of the people in the company can't even go to, say, Google

      Productivity must be at an all-time high.

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    5. Re:Hell No by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 1

      Why bother? I'm in IT -- I can surf anywhere.

      And... ... keep most of the bandwidth to yourself.

  10. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  11. Can you read ANYTHING on /.? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe all the apparent /. server slow downs in the last few weeks are just the company censor machines working overtime to weed out all the GNAA, goatse, and other assorted trolls. :)

  12. Content (Mis-)management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I know my Cisco PIX firewalls can block the page altogether after the first infringement which is a cause of headaches for some in the IT dept at our company, but censoring portions of pages- that is new to me (besides blocking content within 'iframes' which is done within the browser settings...)

    Someone should provide the link and we can all see who gets filtered and who doesn't...

    1. Re:Content (Mis-)management? by YOU+ARE+SO+SUED! · · Score: 1
      The entire of slashdot.org got blocked for me the other day after I followed a link in someones .sig. It belonged to "IH8Apple", whatever it was upset our firewall/filter so it also blocked the referrer. I get this all the time, and it's a pain.

      Not that it's my god given right to surf at work, but as far as my boss is concerned, if everythings done at the end of the night I can do what I damn well please.

  13. Wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you are assuming he has a penis.

  14. Winston by Luigi30 · · Score: 0

    Down with Big Brother! Down with Big Brother! (etc...)

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  15. My condolences.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    that you must work at such a place :(

    When the current government of ghana was elected, the new govt won every district where the TV and radio had been deregulated, and the old one won every one where they were state controlled.

    The power of media is very real, and very scary.

  16. Before anyone catches how much of an idiot I am... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ignore the part in my earlier post re how the submitter should have provided a link. I am a "act first think later" dork and I didn't realize it until just now.

  17. Oh, woe is me! by Constancee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well at my school, they use NT servers which has many security holes, so instead of patching those, they install little brother software, and merely observe the pages, I find it quite comical tripod pages are listed as sex/porn on it.

    1. Re:Oh, woe is me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That funny, that's what the corporation I work for does...

    2. Re:Oh, woe is me! by cptgrudge · · Score: 1
      The reason they do that is to get money from the government. The school district I work for needs to have a CIPA approved web filter installed in order to get e-rate money. Tripod is likely blocked for sex/porn because some tool probably put some porn up on it on his/her page, but the web filter saw it before the content got pulled.

      We don't have any NT servers anymore. We're 2000, but since I'm the sysadmin I'm working on Linux. Helps when you bring up to the teachers' union that Linux could save money so we could pay teachers more. Vive le resitance!

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  18. More than likely... by Cranx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    More than likely, the article had changed between the time your friend saw it and you saw it. One or both of your proxies are probably caching different versions of the web page, and now when you both go to that site, you both see two different versions of the web page.

    It's highly unlikely your company has someone sitting around reading every web page requested through your proxy and quickly censoring it before allowing it to get to you.

    1. Re:More than likely... by stevesliva · · Score: 1

      Your voice of reason isn't about to make me remove my tinfoil hat!! I think you're one of "them."

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    2. Re:More than likely... by arnex · · Score: 1

      More than likely, the article had changed between the time your friend saw it and you saw it. One or both of your proxies are probably caching different versions of the web page

      I think the parent post is right on target. According to the message board thread about this article the article has been substantially edited since it first appeared (Cecil Ad... err, Ed Zotti himself even chimed in to warn of the pending changes). I read it when it was first posted and, while I don't remember specific differences, it seems to be remarkably different now.

      Even without this knowledge it would be a shorter leap of credulity to simply assume Ed changed something in the original article to "Lesbian Porn" for the yux of it than to hypothesize some corporate proxy monkey actively filtering text word by word. The article text simply got altered between visits, and your proxy server(s) took care of the rest.

    3. Re:More than likely... by random735 · · Score: 1

      I think you're dead on..I read this article (was linked from fark) a few days ago and i'm pretty sure i scrolled all the way to the bottom and i'm pretty sure there was no lesbian porn reference.

    4. Re:More than likely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do you know this?

      http://odem.org/insert_coin/en-preview.html

    5. Re:More than likely... by AllenChristopher · · Score: 1

      The whole damn internet is unlikely, when you think about it. How did they find enough women to operate all the switchboards?

    6. Re:More than likely... by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1
      LOL :). Now I'm going to be stuck with the image of infinite internet switchboard operators for the rest of my life!

      "Hello, www.slashdot.org? I've got a Mr 145.154.34.222 on the line"

      "Hello, DNS Services, how may I help you" "Yes, I'd like a number for www.tightbuts.com" "The number you are looking for is 1...2...4...dot...etc"

      I'm sorry, but like it or not, I'm going to have steal this - its too good to abandon on slashdot.

  19. 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whooaaaahhh man whoaaa

    Orwell's experiences in Spain would occupy him for the rest of his life and in the end lead to Nineteen Eighty-Four. Later Orwell said to his friend Arthur Koestler that history stopped in 1936. Koestler knew at once what Orwell meant, and agreed. In 1936, objective history disappeared. Orwell did not believe that history was 100 per cent objective, but there had always been events that you with reasonable certainty could assume had taken place. But in Spain he saw that newspaper articles had no relation to reality. History was written, not according to what had happened, but according to what should have happened in accordance with the various party lines. And when he returned to England, he saw English newspapers repeat the lies of the Spanish press. Especially the left-wing newspapers with their more subtle form of distortion had been the main cause why people did not know what it was all about, but the bourgeois press had not kept back, either.

    In Spain he also saw a form of censorship that alarmed him. Instead of just censoring articles and leaving an empty space, something else was inserted so that it was impossible to see what had been censured and not.

    - linko

  20. Did they inform you? by jdreed1024 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Are you sure your company didn't inform you of this? Like, did you read all the fine print when you started your job? How about the employee handbook? (The one where I work is a 3" binder - I know I haven't read all of it) Are there Rules of Use you had to agree to when you got 'net access? Are you sure this wasn't in there?

    Bottom line: if the company informs you of this, even if it's on page 356, Appendix B of the employee handbook or way down at the bottom of the Rules of Use, then you can't complain about this.

    Now if they didn't inform you, that's bad. But before asking Slashdot, I'd ask your sysadmin. Or your BOFH. Or your PHB. Of course, that would involve admitting that you read /. at work, which may or may not be a problem at your company. You may find out it was some overzealous PFY in the systems group who was afraid that the PHB might see "lesbian" on an employee's computer and tomorrow there might be a FOX News story "Employees at Company Foo use corporate networks to access porn." Sure, that's a little far-out, but PHBs are primarily concerned about covering their asses.

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    1. Re:Did they inform you? by catbutt · · Score: 1

      if the company informs you of this ....then you can't complain about this.

      Really? Wouldn't there also need to be some kind of a "first ammendment override" clause?

    2. Re:Did they inform you? by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

      The first amendment applies only to government.

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    3. Re:Did they inform you? by rossifer · · Score: 1

      if the company informs you of this ....then you can't complain about this.

      Really? Wouldn't there also need to be some kind of a "first ammendment override" clause?


      No. The First Amendment to the Constitution only limits the actions of the Federal Government, not private institutions.

      If I work for a newspaper and they decide not to print my article, it's not censorship, it's editorial control.

      Going the other way: If you work for a company, they tell you that you are not to use company resources for personal use, that they will monitor your use of company resources to ensure compliance, and you get in trouble because they then did exactly that, you have no basis for complaint.

      As an aside, I wouldn't work at such a place (and actually quit from one last year for exactly such a reason) but that is a separate issue from the legality of the employment agreement WRT monitoring.

      Regards,
      Ross

    4. Re:Did they inform you? by catbutt · · Score: 1

      Well, whoever posted the original article was complaining about the policy on Slashdot, and he had a right to do so -- protected by the 1st ammendment here in the US. And he could complain to his company too if he didn't agree with the policy. That's not to say the company would have to do anything about it, but he sure could complain if he wanted.

      My point is that people have the right to speak out if they disagree with something their company does, even if the company has legally protected themselves by some fine print somewhere. Being "legally ok" does not make them immune to complaints.

    5. Re:Did they inform you? by catbutt · · Score: 1

      No. The First Amendment to the Constitution only limits the actions of the Federal Government, not private institutions.

      Well if the private institution tried to sue the guy for complaining about their policy on slashdot, it seems the first ammendment would apply (while the fact that there was some fine print would not).

      Regardless of the 1st ammendment, it seemed the poster above was confusing the concept of "can't complain" with that of "wouldn't have a case in a court of law"....which are very different things.

    6. Re:Did they inform you? by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

      Are you sure your company didn't inform you of this? Like, did you read all the fine print when you started your job? How about the employee handbook? (The one where I work is a 3" binder - I know I haven't read all of it) Are there Rules of Use you had to agree to when you got 'net access? Are you sure this wasn't in there?

      "The undersigned agreed to comply with all regulations listed herein. In addition, for one, the undersigned welcomes its new corporate overlord."

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    7. Re:Did they inform you? by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      I bet your the same type of person that believes that the 2nd ammendment only applies to government, also.

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  21. Tough filtering by hookedup · · Score: 1

    I have a govt IT job where our traffic leaves a larger government network to get to the net, because of this, our surfing is heavily filtered, I personally are always getting "ACCESS DENIED" in big blue letters across my screen. I once visited a site with a review for a 256mb video card i was showing a user, i tried to reload the page, and then was met with the aforementioned blue text. They also seem to block ports, i cant even ping anything on the net.

    1. Re:Tough filtering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have a govt IT job where our traffic leaves a larger government network to get to the net, because of this, our surfing is heavily filtered, I personally are always getting "ACCESS DENIED" in big blue letters across my screen.

      As a government security administrator who takes care of such filtering proxies I would have to say it isn't a huge conspiracy theory with people smoking cigars in a dark room watching people's traffic scroll across the screen. Well, OK, it is a dark room and occasionally we watch traffic (to debug problems), but our lists in particular come from a vendor who categorizes URLs. We don't add anything to a category, but sometimes we do remove them manually for obvious errors and then report them to the company to re-check.

    2. Re:Tough filtering by Malc · · Score: 1

      Try hping2. It can send SYN packets on any port you like. You can traceroute over port 80 if you want. It probably won't get through your proxy though as it won't issue any valod commands.

  22. simple filtering test by r_glen · · Score: 1, Insightful

    LESBIAN can you read this? SEX

    1. Re:simple filtering test by 3th3rn3t · · Score: 2, Funny

      HUGE yes i can ERECTION

    2. Re:simple filtering test by soulsteal · · Score: 1

      No. :P

  23. What kind of loser are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a) You read slashdot and talk to your buddies about the articles

    b) you make lame jokes anut the articles

    c) You investigate why you aren't gettng the lame joke without assuming that either you are just stupid or (more liekly) the joke isn't funny.

    three strikes and you're out! L-O-S-E-R.

    1. Re:What kind of loser are you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least that loser can work out how to login, jackass.

  24. Yes ours does, but only by blocking by ishmaelflood · · Score: 1

    Some sites are blocked by some sort of net-nanny filter. It is kind enough to tell you why it is being blocked, and who to complain to if you do actually need to see the site for business reasons.

    In the example given I could see the whole article. We could not introduce a policy blocking the word 'lesbian' since we are a company that officially worships at the altar of Diversity.

    I am trying to think of a (manufacturing) business related case for allowing our users to see the word 'porn', but it is a bit of a struggle.

    1. Re:Yes ours does, but only by blocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am trying to think of a (manufacturing) business related case for allowing our users to see the word 'porn', but it is a bit of a struggle.

      "The MegaCorp toy manufacturing plant recently invested in MiniCorp. Upon further investigation Eye Witness News has discovered that MiniCorp runs one of the most popular porn sites on the internet. Eye Witness News advises parents to stay away from MegaCorp toys."

      "A new rage is hitting in the porn industry. Porn stars are using electric controls, often with parts from local manufacturer, MegaCorp Electronics, to make muscles do the seemingly impossible."

      "SuperCorp has taken the lead over MegaCorp in the joystick industry. It seems SuperCorp's new FlexGel(TM) stick has become increasingly popular in the porn industry. According to patrons, the FlexGel(TM) allows consumers to 'feel' body parts as they move the curser over them."

    2. Re:Yes ours does, but only by blocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some sort of company that manufactures tall things? (so-and-so erection)

    3. Re:Yes ours does, but only by blocking by ishmaelflood · · Score: 1

      Thank you for that. I'll bear those exclellent examples in mind.

    4. Re:Yes ours does, but only by blocking by gerardrj · · Score: 1

      If you're in manufacturing, certainly there must be something that gets porn in to something else? :)

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    5. Re:Yes ours does, but only by blocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am trying to think of a (manufacturing) business related case for allowing our users to see the word 'porn', but it is a bit of a struggle.

      "Porn" is a common given name in Thailand. If you do any business with that country, you'd have to excempt it. In general, if you're dealing with multiple languages it gets ludicrous, you inadverdently block inoffensive stuff and allow disgusting stuff.

    6. Re:Yes ours does, but only by blocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just a name, it's a way of life!

  25. Filter That *Adds* Obscentiy by x3ro · · Score: 1

    As I recall, there's a website somewhere that allows you to type in any URL, and they get the content, replace random nouns and verbs with arbitrarily chosen obscene words, and shows the whole webpage in its new form. Definitely a giggle. Unfortunately I can't remember what it's called or where it is. Anyone know? I'd also really like to see a copy of the sanitised version of the content that this thread's author mentioned. Can you put it up somewhere?

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    1. Re:Filter That *Adds* Obscentiy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      www.pornolize.com

    2. Re:Filter That *Adds* Obscentiy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I recall, there's a charvering website somewhere that spews you to type in any URL, and they get the thrusting content, replace random nouns and verbs with arbitrarily chosen obscene dripps, and shows the titty fucking whole webpage in its new form. Definitely a sucking giggle. Unfortunately I can't remember what it's motherfucked or where it is. Anyone know? I'd also really like to see a copy of the pecking ballbusted version of the plowing content that fingerfucks thread's author mentioned. Can you put it up somewhere?

    3. Re:Filter That *Adds* Obscentiy by sokk · · Score: 1

      Pornolize -- let's you add a little "spice" :)

    4. Re:Filter That *Adds* Obscentiy by jargoone · · Score: 1
      Internal Server Error
      The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.

      Please contact the server administrator, root@localhost and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.

      More information about this error may be available in the server error log.

      Geez, you'd think they could at least make the 500 error a little obscene...
    5. Re:Filter That *Adds* Obscentiy by PinkFreud · · Score: 1

      Ask "Cuntcleaner" Slashdot: Motherfucks "Bumbanger" Your Company "Fill me up" Censor the Content for You?

      Posted by Cliff on Tuesday "Big Dick" October 14, @08:18PM
      from the muff sniffing a-stealth-filter dept.
      JAZ asks: "A few felchs ago a unclefucking friend of mine and I were discussing plows story. He was trying to make a joke about some content in the article that might be fisted 'inappropriate' (the bit concerning 22,000 files). I didn't get his joke because the muff sniffing gangbangs weren't there. With a barfing little investigation, I creamed that my company's proxy server was pecking a raunching modified version. Is jerks a common practice? Has anyone else noticed pecking similar?"

      ( Read "Afterburner" More... | 1218 titty fucks in body | 96 of 141 fingers | ask.slashdot.org )

    6. Re:Filter That *Adds* Obscentiy by ajs318 · · Score: 1
      ErrorDocuments can in fact be CGI. So you could do something like this;
      #!/usr/bin/bash
      echo "Content-type: text/plain\n\n"
      echo "Your script has gone 'Les Roberts vers le haut', as they say in Paris."
      echo "Below is whatever it uttered with its last dying gasp:"
      echo "--------------------"
      tail -n50 /var/log/httpd/error.log
      You may have to fiddle with paths and permissions and things to get this to work; but when it does work, it works a charm. Just plant this in your cgi-bin directory, set up .htaccess to point to it as an errordocument 500, and set the path in the script to correspond with your actual error.log file {it's at least a distribution-by-distribution variable}. Chmod the logfile to 644 so it is world-readable, and edit your log rotate script so it sets these permissions every time it rotates the logs.

      WARNING: I don't know why the log wasn't made world-readable from day one, but Someone Might Have Had A Good Reason That I Missed. Be sure you aren't logging sensitive stuff, I suppose .....
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    7. Re:Filter That *Adds* Obscentiy by jo42 · · Score: 1


      ...punch in slashdot.org...

  26. IRC has had the solution for years by michaeltoe · · Score: 1

    There's more than one way to fux0r 4 $mu|2f

  27. Perhaps off topic.... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    but I'd like to praise my employer for having a very clear, upfront, and open Internet and E-mail use policy.

    Chain letters = fired
    P2P apps = fired
    Harassment = fired

    Using Internet resources to maintain your own business is also against the rules, but it is very clear that it does allow casual web browsing, news, industry things, even personal websites so long as your duties at work are not interferred with. Coming previously from Big Blue, I found this to be an amazing change.

    1. Re:Perhaps off topic.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also worked for Big Blue, but found that they had very intelligent rules pertaining to internet usage. For a while they blocked a site dedicated to forming a union at IBM, but after a while you could even go there. I have no doubt they tracked usage, as one morning we found out a bunch of people who enjoyed "porn breaks" where all dismissed,

    2. Re:Perhaps off topic.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, I've been at IBM since '99 and their Corporate Computer Usage Guidelines specifically say that surfing the Web is OK as long as 1) it doesn't cost IBM extra money 2) it doesn't interfere with the work you are supposed to be doing and 3) you don't view "offensive" web sites at work -- no porn in the office thank you very much.

      I thought it was about as non-draconian as it could possibly get (I still think it is) -- and totally reasonable.

      You want draconian? I interned at Chevron Research in Richmond, CA and their corporate policy was that a) emails were professional memos *not* to be used for personal communication b) the web was a resource *not* to be used for personal communication -- in fact you had to show a corporate need for you to surf the web before you'd even be allowed on. Finally, I was actually called to my boss' boss's office because I had personal memos in my phone inbox (those are for corporate use only). I was in the SF area for the summer, was having fun and had calls from a couple of girls I'd met -- he actually told me that "they didn't run a dating service". Sonnofabitch was listening to my voice mail!

      But, no, IBM's been totally cool about the Net since I got there (and yes, I did check -- I uninstalled Napster at work the day that the court ruling came out saying it was illegal. Up to that point, at I was adhering to corporate guidelines and the law! Too bad I didn't have use of that fat pipe for long ....). Oh, they did update their usage guidelines banning Napster (it was, after all, getting shut down as illegal at the time) and Napster-like P2P services (though they claimed it this was because it inherently compromised the security of our intranet). So no porn and Kazaa at my computer, but that's pretty much it.

    3. Re:Perhaps off topic.... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      >> , as one morning we found out a bunch of
      >> people who enjoyed "porn breaks"

      11th floor? I think I may have worked with you because we had that happen.

    4. Re:Perhaps off topic.... by metamatic · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Coming previously from Big Blue, I found this to be an amazing change.

      Uh, what you describe sounds exactly like IBM policy to me, last time I certified that I had read it.

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    5. Re:Perhaps off topic.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My direct manager had his own guidelines beyond those, even remote desktop was forbidden when i was at IBM

    6. Re:Perhaps off topic.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Curious if this includes bittorrent like P2P apps that seem mainly used to download linux distros.

    7. Re:Perhaps off topic.... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      I used bittorrent to download RH9 isos as I had a business need for it, never got any hassle about it.

  28. Not NBC by r_arr · · Score: 1

    I always catch my co-workers looking at porn or something else they shouldn't be doing.

  29. Re:Guess What? Everything is Filtered in U.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a troll is trolling trolls, or just non-trolls who could use a good trolling, is it still a troll?

  30. Sanitized for your protection by Black+Art · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is becoming more and more common to see this sort of filters. The reasons, in my view, are a bit complex, though kind of obvious.

    You have companies that are hypersensitive about any sort of lawsuit involving "sexual harasment" or anything resembling it. Since the court cases have been siding on the side of people who are far too sensitive for their own good, there is some cause for it.

    Another part of the equasion are control freaks who worry about what people do at work. They want everything filtered to only allow "work related" things. They want to produce and produce and produce with no thought to anything else in your life while you are there. (These are also the same people who tend to take long lunches and have all sorts of porn on their computers.)

    Yet another set are the moral control freaks who think that they need to prevent anyone from seeing anything "naughty". (These tend to be rarer, but I have seen places where this has happened.)

    All in all, it just creates contempt and dissatisfaction for the company by the employees. Adults do not like being treated like children, for the most part. People who get treated like this are more likely to bail when the opertunity presents itself. Of course, since MBAs are taught to try and turn all of their employees into interchangable parts, they don't quite get a clue how bad it hurts them in the long run. (Or the short run, for that matter.)

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    1. Re:Sanitized for your protection by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I agree. I hate to see this become the norm, but it's the only way to protect *me* from my lawsuit happy coworkers.

      If I had forwarded that particular article on to my fellow developers, I could have been brought up on harrassment charges. This isn't an exaggeration, because similar incidents have happened in my company.

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    2. Re:Sanitized for your protection by ZeldorBlat · · Score: 1

      As a network admin at a small (50 desktops and 10 servers) technology solutions company, I have no reason to filter content. I feel as though the employees (including myself) are adults capable of making their own decisions about what they do online. If they're viewing inappropriate content and it becomes a problem for either their productivity or the office environment, then it is the responsibility of management to deal with the problem accordingly.

      I also make it clear to my users that, while we don't routinely monitor network traffic, we certainly have the capability to do so. The only time I do this is when I am asked to or in passing while troubleshooting problems or performing maintenance.

      In short, anynone who doesn't trust their employees needs to hire some new ones.

    3. Re:Sanitized for your protection by olderchurch · · Score: 1
      Yet another set are the moral control freaks who think that they need to prevent anyone from seeing anything "naughty". (These tend to be rarer, but I have seen places where this has happened.)

      Try Saudi Arabia. They have a filter for *all* their web traffic. And here at their national oil company it is even worse. They have their own internet connection (not filtered by the governement) but they filter on things like proxy evasion, hacking and my all time favorite: Tasteless. You just get redirected to a page that tells you that the content is filtered and that you can ask them to change it if you will need it for work. You will need approval from management to do that though.

      Since I have access to a server in another contry, I have installed nph-proxy on a ssl connection. This way I can at least browse for hacker tools (it's my job, not the browsing but the testing). I would not dare to browse for pr0n here at work, because they definatly get offended. And btw Pr0n is illegal here, so you will get evicted after a nice interview by the police ;)

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  31. If you are unhappy with the situation by Mike+Hawk · · Score: 1

    I recommend you quit your job immediately. Find another place to work. I am sure someone would gladly accept your paycheck and actually work and not worry about things like this at work.

    1. Re:If you are unhappy with the situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, they said that to all the guys working on the Golden Gate Bridge. "There's twenty guys waiting to take your job."

    2. Re:If you are unhappy with the situation by Detritus · · Score: 1
      My boss said the same thing when I told him that we were in violation of numerous OSHA regulations.

      And people wonder why there are labor unions...

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    3. Re:If you are unhappy with the situation by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

      My boss said the same thing when I told him that we were in violation of numerous OSHA regulations.
      And people wonder why there are labor unions...


      How could you even compare the two? On one hand we have reading slashdot, chatting with a friend, make a joke about lesbian porn, all while at work. On the other hand we have health and safety violations.

      Please, form a union that will lobby for the right to waste time on the clock, thus wasting the company's money. I'd love to see how well that works out. What, did you think he was in France?

    4. Re:If you are unhappy with the situation by Mike+Hawk · · Score: 1

      Perspective, meet window.

      You think your safety has anything to do with this? You trivialize the work of the labor movement with your ignorant comparison. You should be ashamed.

  32. Dear Company by Letter · · Score: 0
    Dear Company,

    Thank you for censoring "the content" for me.
    Now I have much more time to do my job.

    Sincerely,
    Worker #511720

  33. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  34. Hang on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...this company is a government regulated entity which isn't above pressuring its employees to vote the way management thinks is best...

    Hell with the web filtering, I want to hear about your crazy vote-influencing company!

  35. Why does this surprise anyone? by Dr_Marvin_Monroe · · Score: 1

    This is truly "Orwellian" in it's scope. I'm willing to bet that your log watching IT department would deny changing it too....

    There have been incidents posted here (on Slashdot) before about content/news stories on the big outlets being "updated" without notice. That story you read last week might be "remembered differently" now...

    This is simply the next logical step in the erasing history as it happens. Modify content, delete facts or quotes, change facts too. ...I for one, welcome our new IT overloards!.....

  36. This page has been blocked by acomj · · Score: 1

    If you feel this is in error please contact the system administrator.

    Thanks for surfing on company time....

  37. don't belive you! by OwlofCreamCheese · · Score: 1

    this sounds made up. I so don't belive it. all the super computers in the world could not dynamicly filter out dirty content coherently like you describe. if the word poop was changed to p**p maybe. but removeing certain sentences and expecting to remain with a coherent page? no computer filter can do that.

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    1. Re:don't belive you! by JAZ · · Score: 1

      I never said a computer did it. My theory is that some computer saw the text in the article and flagged the page. Since it was /. suddenly the flagged page was showing up 1000s of times. This probably prompted a human investigation and a human modifying the copy of the page on the proxy server.

      But what I've seen is just that the version on my companies proxy is different than what I've seen server to other locations.

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  38. Oh Yeah by Tachys · · Score: 1

    My Company censored does this practice and it makes me censored mad. What a bunch of censored but censored and censored oh well. At least I work on cool censored

  39. And the Dude says... by Commykilla · · Score: 1


    Walter: "Oh, please dear!? I've got news for you: the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!"
    Dude: "Walter, this is not a first amendment thing!"
    Walter: "Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck..."

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  40. Not full censorship, but bounces emails by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 1

    I work for a large gov't contractor, and we're told flat out that our email isn't private by any means. However, it still bounces incoming emails for containing certain words. Among them were "erection" and "Viagra." We work right up the street from Pfizer.
    Mind you, I can send out what I want. I only know these words are blocked because someone else tried to send them in. As far as I know, though, it never actually changes the text.

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    1. Re:Not full censorship, but bounces emails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, Electric Boat, right? (Used to work for CSDG at Pfizer, the pricks...)

    2. Re:Not full censorship, but bounces emails by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 1

      Bingo. I even have a sheet of paper that describes the "erection sequence" of a submarine. I find it amusing that they chose that word to describe the assembly of a large, phallic, horizontal object, not a building. And yet I can't read an email with that word in it.

      We also have blacklisted web pages that are met with a large red "ACCESS DENIED" but for the most part it seems like actual people decided to blacklist them.

      --
      "No fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!" - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
  41. Anonymizer by tuxlove · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is what anonymizer.com (and others) are for. You can view any web site in complete stealth, since the data is SSL encrypted and the URLs are scrambled. Unless your company blocks anonymizer.com entirely there's no way for them to stop you from viewing whatever you want in complete uncensored privacy.

    1. Re:Anonymizer by exhilaration · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or just install CGI Proxy on your own server. I'm using it right now.

    2. Re:Anonymizer by manifest37 · · Score: 1

      OR your company's adminstrator looks for employees using such anonamizing web sites and thus it is in violation of the corporate internet policy.

    3. Re:Anonymizer by Doomdark · · Score: 1
      and thus it is in violation of the corporate internet policy.

      IF it's in violation of the policy. It's doubtful it would be; surfing some sites through it might be, but proving that was happening is more difficult.

      However, once they find out about specific anonymizing site, they would most likely block it.

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      I like paying taxes. With them I buy civilization -- Oliver Wendell Holmes
    4. Re:Anonymizer by manifest37 · · Score: 1

      Actually at my company it is a policy because the service doesn't allow proper logging of websites. A former employee was terminated because he was warned and continued to browse using anonymizer.

  42. The easy way around this: by bersl2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    SSH client, X11Forwarding yes, Mozilla, and (if required) Cygwin Xwin. There is no way of stopping you without completely shutting you off from the Internet (at least that I can see).

    1. Re:The easy way around this: by Yosho · · Score: 1

      That's easy to block, just stop outgoing connections that are connecting to port 22. Granted, all you'd need to do is change the SSH server to run on a port that's not blocked -- but that could be difficult if you don't have root access to the server you're using, or there are already other services using the common ports...

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    2. Re:The easy way around this: by flink · · Score: 1

      Much easier to do ssh -D 8080 example.com and then set localhost:8080 as a SOCKS 4 proxy in your browser config.

    3. Re:The easy way around this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many system admins, if they found you were running an unauthorized encrypted tunnel, would call in the corporate security people. Hope you enjoy being keylogged.

      Maybe a better plan is not surf porn at work.

    4. Re:The easy way around this: by Anime_Fan · · Score: 1

      The whole point of using proxy servers is that all outgoing ports are blocked. The only way for you to access the internet is to call a website from the proxy.

      You should never be allowed access to even port 80 in s Microsoft-based system.

    5. Re:The easy way around this: by SuperDave913 · · Score: 1

      I'm doing almost the exact same thing, but not for p0rn purposes. It does cause a few issues when trying to do some intranet/extranet things, but I prefer the privacy. A friend of mine works at a major defense contractor. They have port 22 locked down, but port 23 open!? So he sends his over port 23... making it look like an insecure telnet connection.

    6. Re:The easy way around this: by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      Now try it without being an Admin on your machine.

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      Mod point free since 2001
    7. Re:The easy way around this: by mks113 · · Score: 1

      They do a pretty good job here. Mind you, I have full web access, but they block outgoing requests for anything other than a few destination ports -- 80, 23, 8080 are the only ones I've been able to use.

      But even with my ssh server listening on port 8080, which works for http, I can't make a connection! I'm not sure what type filtering they are using, but I would like to have access to my home server from work. Then again, perhaps I should be working instead.

    8. Re:The easy way around this: by 1eyedhive · · Score: 1

      At my school (district of 36 facilities, 40,000 students,) there are firewalls in place between here and the net (big, overloaded proxy at the district level), my count is at least...
      1 at the school level
      1 incoming from school to district
      1 outgoing to ISP (FLorida dept education)
      2 more there

      total of 5 firewalls, and two separate proxy systems (the actual content filtering is done at the state level)

      the school level firewalls are one way (block all incoming except to machine X, Y, Z (admin), buut allow everything to go out to the net, and some things into the district network.

      The most annoying thing, is that they use stateful packet filteringat the district level to block SSH, IMAP, POP and SMTP, but amazingly not 135, 137, etc, now 6667m or any of the higher ups...

      i'm forced to telnet to my home gateway (for some obscene reason telnet works, and BTW the NT servers in the district are swiss cheese)

      my gateway is rigged to allow only telnet from here and nowhere else :)

      they do block the strangest things though...

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    9. Re:The easy way around this: by THE+ROCK · · Score: 1

      Many system admins, if they found you were running an unauthorized encrypted tunnel, would call in the corporate security people. Hope you enjoy being keylogged.

      Maybe a better plan is not surf porn at work.


      And just HOW am I supposed to do my job if I can't look at porn all day?

      Ummm, hmm oh yeah nevermind...ooh LOOK! Is that an eagle over there?!?! /me points to the sky, and while everybody is distracted trying to find the bird, I go back to my "online researching." What's this? PokeAHotAss.com...sounds like some probing, in-depth material.

    10. Re:The easy way around this: by arth1 · · Score: 1

      SSH client, X11Forwarding yes, Mozilla, and (if required) Cygwin Xwin. There is no way of stopping you without completely shutting you off from the Internet (at least that I can see).

      They can simply filter the destination IP/subnet quicker than you can get new ones.

      Anyhow, it wouldn't work where people use WebSense or other parsing firewall proxies. Unless the outgoing traffic is contains a Host: header in the HTTP request, it's blocked. If that Host is on a list of blocked sites, it's blocked too.

      Regards,
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      *Art

  43. Don't be a Dick! by kwerle · · Score: 2, Funny

    The company my father works for has an MTA that wouldn't let him send mail with the word "Dick" in it. It bounced it back to him explaining that it might be offensive.

    As in
    Dear Dick,
    We enjoyed dinner the other evening...

    1. Re:Don't be a Dick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Add 3 inches to your Richard!

  44. Three things by Otter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1) No one posting so far is familiar with such filter, which seems plasusible to me. Blocking on content is routine. Dynamically rewriting content and making it sound correct would be an ambitious doctoral project in CS, not a routine piece of network control software.

    2) "But on the other hand, this company is a government regulated entity which isn't above pressuring its employees to vote the way management thinks is best (whether it is or not is a question for history). So I guess I'm scared that the company could push an agenda though 'stealth channels'." Honestly, if your concern is that democracy is being subverted by your employer's policies of mind control you may want to just work elsewhere.

    3) No, whatever filters you have aren't there to surreptitiously insert pro-Arianna Huffington messages in Something Awful. They're there because if you and your friend discuss the NumLock article and say "lesbian porn" loud enough for a coworker to hear, she can sue the company for sexual harassment over the creation of a hostile workplace environment, and take money out of everyone else's pockets.

    1. Re:Three things by morelife · · Score: 1

      For you #3:

      If I were modding I would mod you God +5. You are completely correct here. I am constantly astounded by hearing the things which are said out loud in professional environments and the extent to which most people with jobs are doing anything but work.

    2. Re:Three things by CelloJake · · Score: 1

      I hardly think that a content filter for proxy servers is a Doctoral Project. I'm a highschool dropout who could write fairly sophisticated one in perl in a couple of hours. Unencrypted http is easy to handle and it wouldn't take long to put together a simple vocabulary of single words to substitute. A little bit more time and I could give phrase substitution and even catch contextual obscenities. Doing the same thing for emails is just as simple with a decent mail server. I don't think it takes much to remove obscenities and make it still sound correct. A majority of the obscenities we use are randomly inserted or substituted phrases anyways and hardly ever have any connection to the content of a statement unless it is a statement about obscenities. I would bet that an employer is just censoring certain words and or phrases to be protected from lawsuits in case an employee opens an email with foul language or inappropriate defamatory remarks and then sues for harassment or some other frivolous cause. I bet that most of the time readers never notice the substitutions, while on rarer occurances the meaning of the modified text is completely mangled or lost. -CelloJake

    3. Re:Three things by nautical9 · · Score: 1

      As a devout atheist, I'm horribly offended at your God +5 remark. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

    4. Re:Three things by morelife · · Score: 1

      I would have modded you Devout Atheist +5. Sorry, didn't know you were in the room..

    5. Re:Three things by Otter · · Score: 1
      Substituting obscenities -- easy.

      Cleanly rewriting text with any "inappropriate" content -- difficult.

      Seamlessly rewriting text to further a political agenda -- Turing test winner.

    6. Re:Three things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why does the rwrite have to be clear? Even if it wasn't, I'd just chalk it up to the sorry state of proper writing on the internet. I wouldn't automatically think "conspiracy!".

      If there's a small amount of inappropriate content, then it should be easy to rewrite cleanly. Especially for sites that are generally legitimate in nature. Of course, re-writing a smut site would be near impossible.

    7. Re:Three things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, you offend remarks!

    8. Re:Three things by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Cleanly rewriting text with any "inappropriate" content -- difficult.

      Bullshit. Make a list of words in the form of "part of speech"="word". Then you just need any of many available products that break sentences into parts of speech, and check for any "word"s, and replace them with any word from your dictionary that is also "part of speech". A little tweaking and you can even make it appear on topic. Sometimes it wouldn't make sense, but most of the time it would make perfect sense. It's called "Mad Lib".

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    9. Re:Three things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My friend, I find you worthy of the +5, Perpetually Insightful bonus. Thank you for shooting down two shitheads in a row and echoing my sentiments exactly.

    10. Re:Three things by YOU+ARE+SO+SUED! · · Score: 1
      You forgot:

      Stream ALL incoming http content through it. Employ a Sun Fire 15k just for this purpose.

      I'm soooo tempted to add the n) ??? n+1) Profit!! but you get the picture.

      Go on, prove him wrong an implement it. Run your script on the very page you're reading now, at -1 threshold. See how long it takes. Sorry. I agree with the grandparent - difficult You admit yourself: "Sometimes it wouldn't make sense" and that's already not good enough.

    11. Re:Three things by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Go on, prove him wrong an implement it. Run your script on the very page you're reading now, at -1 threshold. See how long it takes. Sorry. I agree with the grandparent - difficult You admit yourself: "Sometimes it wouldn't make sense" and that's already not good enough.

      First, we're not dealing with a large statistical universe, here. We're dealing with the article poster's observation of ONE article, on ONE web page, and it made sense. We don't know that the company's system makes sense on ALL web pages, we only know that it made sense on one. We do know that he never noticed it before, though. But really, how many times do you see crap in articles that don't make sense? Never? How would you know there was a filter in place if the only qualification you had available was "Do all the sentences make sense?"?

      Second, I didn't say it wouldn't need a big server or anything. I only said it was easy--programmatically. Implementing it on a network would require some extra doing, and probably some extra hardware. Again, the article poster makes it sound like his fascist company is particularly large, and can probably afford a pretty big box to do the job. They *must* be pretty big if the threat of lawsuits is that severe.

      Third, I won't do it. It's one of those situations where "just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should". And to prove a point isn't a good enough reason for me.

      Naturally you're free to disagree with me all you want. :) I have suggested a way it can be done, and the article poster indicates that it has been done. That doesn't mean it actually has been done, though, so I suppose there's room for disagreement. ;)

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    12. Re:Three things by TheMidget · · Score: 1
      it wouldn't take long to put together a simple vocabulary of single words to substitute.

      medireview , anybody?

      Language is something funny. Even if you write your filter in a way to take into account word boundaries, you still have the problem of same words meaning different things in different contexts. Ironically, dirty words are more prone to this that polite conversation. I'd find it funny to read that certain academic institutions award summa ejaculate laude honors...

    13. Re:Three things by YOU+ARE+SO+SUED! · · Score: 1
      good points, fair enough :)

      I'm sure we'll agree that the poster is deluded about this. What was (in my opinion) a crap article, was no doubt edited by a human. The reference to Lesbian Porn was unnecessary, would likely get the article blocked just for that, and would have been just as effective to refer to anything else somebody has 22,000 of.

      No wait, maybe porn wasn't such a bad analogy.

    14. Re:Three things by de_rus · · Score: 1

      Honestly, if your concern is that democracy is being subverted by your employer's policies of mind control you may want to just work elsewhere.
      ....
      and say "lesbian porn" loud enough for a coworker to hear, she can sue the company for sexual harassment over the creation of a hostile workplace environment


      Honestly, if you live in a country where someone can sue you for saying 'lesbian porn', you may want to just live elewhere.

    15. Re:Three things by javatips · · Score: 1

      About #3...

      I don't know what is considered harassmeent in the US, but in Canada, the misconduct must be repeated to be actually called harassment.

      For example, some guy can stop a nice lady on the street and ask her if she wants to have his Big d**k in her sl*t. Even if the lady find this offeding, she would have a hard time suing for harassment. On the other hand, if the guy is asking here many time, then she is on good ground to sue (she will actually complain to the police and criminal charges will be pressed on the guy).

      Note that if there is a relation of power between the two person (the guy is the lady's boss) then the first misconduct can be interpretted as harassment.

    16. Re:Three things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First: IANAL. (This is Slashdot - what did you expect?)

      Second: Sexual harassment laws are not that simple - while the hypothetical co-worker could sue, she would not win based on overhearing a single comment. She could, on the other hand, go to a manager or HR and get the offending parties reprimanded.

      Third: The above doesn't actually matter for the purposes of this discussion since large employers will implement droconian policies over the tiniest possibility of a lawsuit - ever. It's the CYA syndrome.

      Finally: How many of us have been in the situation where a female co-worker will be the ones making incredibly raunchy jokes while all the males in the room will have a panicked look in their eyes and be backing *sloowly* away?

    17. Re:Three things by Chelloveck · · Score: 1

      In the workplace, someone can sue (and win) over a one-time offense. Many employers are taking a zero-tolerance policy about it, meaning that if someone even suggests to the human resources department that they've been offended, the offender is out on his ass without a hearing.

      And, since most workers are "at-will" employees, there's nothing that can be done. The company can fire them whenever, for whatever, and the employee has no recourse unless he can show that the company was acting in a discriminatory fashion against him. Oh, and if you're a white male of European descent, you can't be discriminated against.

      Been there, got fired for that. In my case the offense was racial instead of sexual. I meant no offense, and would certainly have apologized had I been given a chance. Nope. Zero tolerance, simply because they were afraid the offended person might sue. I never found out who I offended, never got a chance to apologize, and was told by two different workers-rights lawyers that the only thing I could do was to get my resume together.

      The world is nuts.

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      Chelloveck
      I give up on debugging. From now on, SIGSEGV is a feature.
  45. Does Your Company Censor the Content for You? by cmickel · · Score: 1

    Does Your Company Censor the Content for You?

    They don't -- I have to censor my own content.

  46. IAAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a lawyer, and I can tell you that your work is allowed to filter any outside content that they want, because you're using WORK resources to view the content.

    1. Re:IAAL by ishmaelflood · · Score: 1

      Would they be allowed to selectively edit content?

      Say, by hiding whistleblower contact details? Or changing employment law details?

      But I agree with a sensible restriction.

  47. bypassing the filters by bobbozzo · · Score: 1

    My company uses Websense, which is extremely irritating as it blocks many useful and interesting sites. It doesn't alter them; it just blocks them.

    Therefore, I have circumvented it by tunneling most of my traffic through SSH to external machines running the squid http proxy and socks (for IM).

    All they will see is intermittent encrypted traffic on port 22 (or whatever port your SSH server is on). Of course it would help if you have an excuse for needing an SSH connection. I'm covered as several servers under my control are co-located.

    --
    Nothing to see here; Move along.
    1. Re:bypassing the filters by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      Using ssh and rz (or scp) is a good way to copy all your sourcecode/company docs & secrets out without them really knowing. :)

      Until they block 22.

      Another thing I hated in my old company was that it looked like they only allowed 2 concurrent http connections, so you couldnt download from >2 http sites.

      But I bet you all the CEOs and high ups have unrestricted access, thats why all viruss are spread by managers not engineers.

      --
      Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
    2. Re:bypassing the filters by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      There are several other ways around some of this software. One of my favorites is to convert the IP address of the server into the decimal equivalent (use something like Octave or Mathematica because your typical scientific calculator will change the number to exponential form). This won't work with virtual hosted sites but works on many, many proxy servers.

      Some of the weaker filters will also not block pages that are framed on another URL. If you have access to a webserver you could just create an html form that does nothing but open the webpage into a frameset. I'm not certain why this is not blocked when directly accessing the page is, but it was interesting to see.

      I've heard also that using legitimate sites such as Babelfish or even the google cache will allow access to many.

    3. Re:bypassing the filters by Nonesuch · · Score: 1
      Using ssh and rz (or scp) is a good way to copy all your sourcecode/company docs & secrets out without them really knowing. :)

      Until they block 22.

      Easy enough to set up your SSH software to listen on another port, or even tunnel through HTTPS, etc.

      Another thing I hated in my old company was that it looked like they only allowed 2 concurrent http connections, so you couldnt download from >2 http sites. But I bet you all the CEOs and high ups have unrestricted access, thats why all viruss are spread by managers not engineers.
      Restricting concurrent TCP sessions is an interesting approach, has some neat implications.

      In my experience, most viruses and worms get in through webmail sites, VPN, or laptops. I've even seen SQL-Slammer (aka sapphire, a memory resident worm that goes away when you reboot) show up inside a secure LAN when somebody brought in a suspend'ed laptop from home.

    4. Re:bypassing the filters by Nonesuch · · Score: 1
      bobbozzo writes:
      My company uses Websense, which is extremely irritating as it blocks many useful and interesting sites. It doesn't alter them; it just blocks them.

      Therefore, I have circumvented it by tunneling most of my traffic through SSH to external machines running the squid http proxy and socks (for IM).

      All they will see is intermittent encrypted traffic on port 22 (or whatever port your SSH server is on). Of course it would help if you have an excuse for needing an SSH connection. I'm covered as several servers under my control are co-located.

      Keep in mind that they can still catch you (high traffic to unusual destinations, should surfing, keystroke sniffer, etc), and the fact that you went to such extremes shows intent, so activity that might have resulted in a warning instead leads to termination, or even (in extreme cases, with a paranoid boss) prosecution.

      Keep in mind, that for the BOFH, actions like yours scream "I've got something to hide! Investigate me!"

    5. Re:bypassing the filters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I *am* one of those BoFHs at my Company.

      We do employ Websense. I am the Websense guy responsible for enforcing management's policies.

      We also allow outbound SSH, but it's monitored.

      In fact, there's not one bit of electronic communication which takes place on our network that *isn't* monitored.

      Bottom line, as an Employee of the Company, you agree to abide by the Company's rules while you're at work. Circumventing the Company's Internet restrictions is considered gross insubordination and is grounds for termination if you're caught.

      In addition, what most Employees don't recognize is that the filtering & proxying is there to protect the Employee just as much as it is to protect the Company.

      What kind of defense would an Employee have if a co-worker went to HR and complained that they saw the Employee looking at something lewd & lascivious? HR will come to me, I'll pull a report, and show that nothing exists in the Websense logs. Plausible deniability you think? Nope. Next thing I'd do is pull all logs from the firewalls and our own Carnivore system. Bam. Employee fired - not for violating the Company's sexual harassment policy ... but for circumventing the Company's technological restrictions.

      Call it an internal DMCA enforcement if you will.

      Now, on a side note; before I came to work for the Company, I was staunchly against any kind of monitoring & filtering of Employee internet activity.

      I'm a libertarian, and we're funny like that.

      However, after first-hand witnessing the gross abuse that some Employees insist on performing against the Company's network, and in lost time & productivity in general, I've quickly changed my tune.

      I actually wouldn't mind seeing a 1 hour quta per day for all non-whitelisted sites.

      But, that's just me.

      Joe "Websense" "The Enforcer" Sixpack

    6. Re:bypassing the filters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's assuming they have a policy. my company has no policy but they filter with sonic wall filter

    7. Re:bypassing the filters by bobbozzo · · Score: 1

      You're right, but my company doesn't believe in warnings. They've fired people for looking at pr0n after-hours. Not that that's what I'm doing, but I'd rather not risk it.

      And the servers I use aren't unusual destinations, as they are our web servers.

      --
      Nothing to see here; Move along.
  48. Re:Guess What? Everything is Filtered in U.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, since a troll can not troll itself. (A trite bastardization of the philosophical principle that states an entity may not operate on itself...but apropos nonetheless.)

  49. An exercise in probability by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Choose the least likely two options out of the following:
    A) A person at the poster's company edits incoming web pages to sanitize them.
    B) A program is able to remove offensive language while leaving a result that makes sense.
    C) Two versions of the article were posted on the original website at various times, and due to caching the poster and his friend are seeing different versions.
    D) The poster is in error about or inventing what they saw on the page.

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    1. Re:An exercise in probability by squaretorus · · Score: 1

      How dare you sir! To imply that a well respected /.er would actually ... make something up ... in order to get a story published stretches the bounds of reason beyond breaking point.

      I suggest you review the contents of this fine website, and the excellent quality of postings, and indeed the unashamedly perfectionist editorial controls which are placed upon such, and then remedy your remarks with a full retraction and apology.

      Genuinely, Sir, I am appalled at your scepticism. Next you'll be posting that you don't beleive in the 45 minute WMD threat, you doubt that 'W' actually won last time out, and that you believe Arnold to be other than a perfect gentleman.

      You, Sir, are a cad!

    2. Re:An exercise in probability by daveqr · · Score: 0

      Yes, Occam's Razor does seem to get in the way, doesn't it?

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      The good news is Jesus is coming back. The bad news is he's really pissed off.
  50. No Censorship Here by jmcneill · · Score: 1

    My company doesn't censor my content for me at all. No sir. Everything is peachy here. All hail the company.

  51. Happens Where I Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Same thing happened to me. The company put in a new proxy filter and now I AM VERY HAPPY HERE. So, I went to one of the system administrators and told him THAT HE'S DOING A GREAT JOB. Just the other day a friend sent me WORK RELATED MATERIAL. If this keeps up I'll just have to THANK MY BOSS FOR THE PRIVELEGE OF WORKING FOR THIS FINE COMPANY AND ASK IF I CAN WORK FOR FREE.

    1. Re:Happens Where I Work by oshy · · Score: 1

      A mate of mine works for a company with a firewall checking incoming mail. It doesnt just block mail with fowl lanuage, but also has some other 'non-work related' words and will bounce back the whole message.

      Got a few ways round it.
      1)Remove vowels. Yu cn gt mst f mssg tht wy.
      2)Replace some characters. m@k&s 1t l00k h0r1bl& th0. (wrote a macro to do it when sending to him)
      3)Stick it in powerpoint

  52. Re:Sad but true, Stephen King, dead at 56 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You know, the weird thing is someday THIS WILL be true and then...then...then it really will be sad.


    That is all. Move along. I said move along!

  53. Well you are at work by Grimster · · Score: 1

    So except for a very few jobs I can think of most jobs just don't require unrestricted access to the internet, hell be happy you get access at all.

    If it were my call, and the day to day business of the company didn't rely on the internet, outgoing internet would be blocked 100% except for designated breaks and lunches. And incoming email would be unavailable except for those employees who's jobs require incoming email to function.

    Call me an overlord or bastard but when you look at the alternatives (outsourcing to India, downsizing, etc) not being able to surf slashdot during your workday pales in comparison.

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    --- www.f-theocean.com
    1. Re:Well you are at work by chrome · · Score: 1

      Depends on your line of work, but google and /. are actually quite important for me.

      When I have a problem, I often turn to google and paste in the error message, or a description of the problem, and generally google will come back with some usenet posting or mailing list posting that will help. Not sure I could deal without that.

      Also, with /., I know the real big exploits will get posted, so if I missed it on the bugtraq list or my vendor security mailing list, then at least I'll see it here :)

      If all you're doing is number crunching or writing c-code for some proprietary system, then fair enough, you probably don't need access, and it would be a distraction.

      I have no idea how I would work without constant net access in the office. I'd be non-functional.

    2. Re:Well you are at work by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      Yes depends on your line of work. I would say that any programmer needs complete access to the internet. There is no better source of online help and books and information.

      And thats just for projects and R&D work. A web browser, outlook, and 2 instant messaging applications are open the entire time I am at work. Messaging is not only useful for planning lunch and contacting people for personal reasons but also excellent for inside the office to exchange files or quick messages. Much faster than email and the phone.

      Now if your job was sitting at the front desk answering the phone then no, you don't need the internet. If your job is answering the phone or providing tech support then you also don't need it. Unfortunately about 99.9% of the admins convince their bosses that most of the employees don't need access and make up BS problems and scarey scenarios to trick their bosses into tightening the reins so that they will have less work to do and more time for themselves to play around online.

    3. Re:Well you are at work by arth1 · · Score: 1

      People and managers (never confuse the two) forget that a person can not possibly be doing work 100% of the time. Even slaves can't. A person is hired for an 8 hour job to be productive for "a large part" of those 8 hours, and being as effective overall as possible, without burning out or lowering the quality of the work.
      If a person spends 30% of the work day not directly working (and that's a low guesstimate), that time should be spent in a way that at least doesn't decrease the worker's productivity when he does work efficiently. Net use is a mild diversion that doesn't usually steal 100% of your concentration, and doesn't even require you to leave your seat. But apparently it's seen as a much greater evil than, say, sitting at the can reading the sports section of the newspaper, or chatting with your friends while your nails dry.

      Regards,
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  54. At least the company I work at is honest! by abolith · · Score: 3, Funny
    they just throw up a huge "THIS PAGE IS RESTRICTED BY COMPANY POLICY" page complete with little flashing red lights and sirens. that last bit is funny because you can hear them going off every so often as someone in the office tries a "restricted" page and has the sound turned on and up.

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    1. Re:At least the company I work at is honest! by Grimster · · Score: 1

      Haha that's great. At least you aren't left wondering what is and isn't being filtered.

      I sent that "hey I'm looking at gay porno over here" link to a guy I used to work with and man it got him hook line and sinker while his (shared with another guy) office was full of engineers discussing an ECR. God he was sooo mad at me.

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      --- www.f-theocean.com
    2. Re:At least the company I work at is honest! by Nonesuch · · Score: 1
      abolith writes:
      hey just throw up a huge "THIS PAGE IS RESTRICTED BY COMPANY POLICY" page complete with little flashing red lights and sirens. that last bit is funny because you can hear them going off every so often as someone in the office tries a "restricted" page and has the sound turned on and up.
      Yeah, I'm the guy that wrote the one at my employer -- the standard "Coaching" page from Websense wasn't glaring enough, so I added a bright orange background and garish red and black "police tape" style borders. No chance to mistake what happened when you see that page come up.

      Flashing lights and sirens would be a bit over the top for our button down management, but I did manage to sneak in a stealthy little "shutter click" camera sound effect as the OnClick for the "I accept that visiting this page may be in violation." button.

      Amazing how may people get the In-Your-Face warning page and see it as a personal challenge, and waste the next half hour hunting for the one obscure pr0n site that Websense doesn't yet know about...

    3. Re:At least the company I work at is honest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well at least they keep the database up-to-date. ALl you have to do is just watch which sites they try...

    4. Re:At least the company I work at is honest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >if you want "No More Hiroshimas" then I say "You First. No More Pearl Harbors."

      That's sort of ironic if you overlay it upon current (Bush) US Policy.

    5. Re:At least the company I work at is honest! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here. In fact, ours is so efficient it sometimes even appears when accessing the company's intranet homepage (that one kinda makes you wonder if Larry Flynt came to town and brought his checkbook...)

  55. I do. by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    I filter content at my small business.
    I pay my people to work, not to download porn and viruses or play solitare.

    They call it "work" for a good reason..
    If they want to screw around they can screw around at home but not on my dime.
    I don't allow personel email either. I filter non business related email out and I don't all IRC or chat programs.

    Again, work is for working. Home is *your* business...

    1. Re:I do. by Grimster · · Score: 1

      I'd hate to work for you! I'm the biggest abuser ever of the internet at work, though now that I own my own business I understand where you're coming from 100%, god I'm glad as hell I don't work for me, I'd fire my ass so fast my head would spin.

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      --- www.f-theocean.com
    2. Re:I do. by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming that you, being the boss and wanting to set a good example, work the entire day. If you are there for 10 hours you are working for the entire 10 hours, non-stop. No personal business at all. I'll let you take a 30 minute lunch but other than that you are on the job the ENTIRE time.

      I call BS.

      You filter because you want people to work the entire time and run the business like a factory. I wonder what your turn-over rate is.

    3. Re:I do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about coffee breaks? Those allowed? Comfortable chairs? Non-fluorescent lights? Sieg Heil!

      Yeesh...

    4. Re:I do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you like 3? Do you yell "unfair" everytime a co-worker leaves 10min early but you stay right to 5? Since when does a boss have to act the way he told you to? He pays you remember, which means for the time he pays you for, he has a very large say in what you do. On top of this, it is his company, so he can spend his time on the job any way he wants because its his company, and his time. Grow up.

    5. Re:I do. by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      I could care less how many hours people put in, but if management is going to complain about how many hours people work or what they do and then don't set an example they aren't being good managers. I've seen it many times, people come in late but get their work done. Manager complains about it but also comes in late. Why the hell should employees follow management rules if the management can't follow the rules as well.

      Its not about the job or the work, its about respect. In a work place if the employees don't respect the management or the owners then they will not be productive, no matter how much stuff you toss at them.

      Sounds like you've never held a real job or are just trolling...i'll bet on both.

    6. Re:I do. by d3faultus3r · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'm sure the work they're doing is worthwhile. Umm...yeah...did you get the memo about the new coversheets on the tps reports. Employees are more productive when they're happy with their job than when they feel like they're being watched all the time and have massive restrictions placed on them.

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    7. Re:I do. by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      What should I do? Just send them a check every week and tell them to stay home in bed all day?

      They get up and drive to my place to work because they want to be there. They don't have to be there.

      And yes, I work.

      I have a broken back and I still go out and work my ass off while the office people sit inside in the air conditioner. You know why I go out and work? Because I can't find anyone that is capable.
      It's *specialized* construction work, not really all that hard but it's not easy. You have to have a special skill to do this work and I have to work with the men to train them how to do the work.

      I don't run a day care center, I run a business and we are there to work, not to fuck off.
      Work is for working, home is for what ever you want to do. Don't bring your home problems or habits to work and don't expect to act like you are at home when you are at work.

      I'm not in the habit of giving people money for free, which is what you are doing when your people come to work and fuck off playing games, downloading porn and warez and mp3z and viruses and chatting and all the other immature shit that people do.

      It's a grown up world at work. We don't play, we work. You want to play, pick up your check and go home. Go "work" for someone else that will pay you just because you are there.

    8. Re:I do. by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      At least you appear to be honest about it..

    9. Re:I do. by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      I allow my people to surf and goof off all they want. I don't care as long as they make their schedules - and they know that. I have some people who spend 12 hours a day in the office, 4 or 5 of them just goofing around. That's fine with me - they make their schedules and are happy employees. A bunch of them regularly go out to movies or whatever during lunch - again, I could care less as long as they do what they're supposed to do.

      I make it clear to everyone that I don't pay for their time, I pay for their results. I have some full time employees that work 6 or 7 hours a day because they're extremely effective workers. Others are the goofballs. It makes no difference to me.

      If someone starts getting a lot of slippage in their schedule, we sit down and have a chat about how to get them back on track. Nobody gets "in trouble" on my watch unless they're egregious. We're all on the same team so it's useless to make people feel like crap.

      Happy employees are productive employees. Employees that feel like you're their enemy are not.

    10. Re:I do. by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      Jawold. I make everyone sit on milk crates under flourescent lights and I set the displays to run 1024x768 @ 60hz.. /*click heels*/

    11. Re:I do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, maybe the reason you have trouble finding capable employees is that anyone with marketable skills can find a job working for someone who is not such an anus.

      I bet if you tone down your obnoxious personality and acquire some interpersonal skills, you will have much better luck hiring and retaining competent employees. Maybe this will help.

  56. Re:YOU ARE ALL WRONG! by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    "Seriously, when was the last time you saw something funny on the intrenet? Take off your tin foil hats people!"

    I just now read something funny, but I doubt it's because you're trying to be a comedian.

    --
    "Derp de derp."
  57. AOL workers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well in all my time working for AOL (yes its funnn) I've only EVER come across one webpage that I couldn't access over the network/net connection in work. (actually said due to its content etc)

    As for modified content, not noticed anything been changed during the past two years.

    So as bad as AOL may be to its members (chat rooms etc) it does not seem to restrict to much stuff...

  58. teaching high school by bigbigbison · · Score: 2, Informative

    Several years ago when I was teahing high school they would censor out "objectionable" words. However, the censor that they used was so dumb that it would not only censor out typical words, but it would censor out parts of words. So if I were to types something like "I wish it would stop," the censor would see the "sh" at the end of wish and the word "it," and think it was an "objectionable" word leaving blank spaces in my text and rendering it pretty unreadable.
    I only found out about it after a friend responded to me asking me what I was trying to say.

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  59. My wifes company email server.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there is any "four letter words" in an email the server won't deliver it. They won't even tell you that it wasn't delivered, it just goes into the bit bucket. I guess only spam has the seven dirty words in the body of the message.

  60. Corporate voting "recommendations"... by Corporate+Drone · · Score: 1
    What? This is the first time you've seen such a thing? Time to wake up and smell the victory gin...

    At many of my (previous) employers, there are political action committees (PACs) to which management is "strongly" encouraged to donate, and exempt employees are recommended to donate.

    among their usual actions are a election-time list of candidates whose views on industry-relevant issues are favorable to the company.

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  61. define p2p by yerricde · · Score: 1

    P2P apps = fired

    Then how do employees copy work-related files across the network? Aren't SMB/Samba and NFS peer-to-peer services? You might want to discuss this with your employer's IT department, to get "use of P2P apps" clarified to "unauthorized distribution of copies of copyrighted works" or "use of file-sharing apps that communicate with the public Internet" depending on whether RIAA liability or bandwidth use was the main concern in banning "P2P".

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    1. Re:define p2p by pfunkmallone · · Score: 1

      Easy enough to do:

      All software must be approved and installed by the IT department. This includes browser plugins, screen savers and wallpapers. Non-compliance = grounds for termination.

      Then, all you need is a management team with enough balls to actually backup their policy.

      BAFH (Bastard Admin from Hell)

    2. Re:define p2p by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      Since you like to nitpick, I'll give you the wording from the actual policy about some activities which are "unacceptable":

      Any unlawful use, including activities which violate trademarks, copyrights or licenses agreements
      Peer-to-peer software such LimeWire, eDonkey, Kazaa and Morpheus


      While my original message may not have made it as clear, the actual policy is very specific.

    3. Re:define p2p by bolthole · · Score: 1

      No, NFS and samba are classic "server/client" services, not peer-to-peer services.

  62. Cybersitter by Doitroygsbre · · Score: 1

    I remember reading that an old version of cybersitter did allow filtering content and removing offensive words. If I remember correctly, cybersitter removed this feature in newer releases and just started blocking the page outright because they ran into problems about removing words from quotes.

    I think www.peacefire.org may have more info on that feature

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  63. What employer *doesn't* block Anonymizer? by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Unless your company blocks anonymizer.com entirely

    In other words, "unless water is wet".

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    1. Re:What employer *doesn't* block Anonymizer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've never been at one that blocked Anonymizer.com

      My experience has been that typically the guy making the blocking rules is pretty clueless and says stuff like "no mail.yahoo.com, or hotmail.com". This is cool, because then smaller .coms get a new customer base.

    2. Re:What employer *doesn't* block Anonymizer? by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

      What's to stop you from pointing a dyndns address at one of anonymizer.com's IPs?

  64. Welcome to Slashdot... by BJH · · Score: 1

    ...where we call caching proxies "censors".

    1. Re:Welcome to Slashdot... by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      Searched the web for b. Results 1 - 10 of about 245,000,000. Search took 0.07 seconds

      Time marches on...

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    2. Re:Welcome to Slashdot... by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      I got 288,000,000 in .11 sec

  65. Violation of Copyrights by wsloand · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't this rewriting violate copyrights? It seems that modification of copyrighted works like that (since they are effectively publishing them) would be against the law.

    Bill

    1. Re:Violation of Copyrights by PurpleWizard · · Score: 1

      Just what I was thinking.

  66. i'd start a job search by Zed2K · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If my company censored my incoming messages, websites, or email I would do a few things.

    First I would stop any "above and beyond" performance. I would do my job as it was expected of me but I surely wouldn't work weekend or late hours anymore. The office is a 2 way street. I supply my abilities and do the work, they pay me. Thats the usual way it goes. But I also am willing to go above and beyond without complaining because I'm given the leeway in my internet and personal time while at work. If that went away so would the extra stuff. I give them more, they should give me more as well.

    Then I would start looking for a new job. Its easier to find a job when you have one.

    1. Re:i'd start a job search by Frobnicator · · Score: 1
      First I would stop any "above and beyond" performance. I would do my job as it was expected of me but I surely wouldn't work weekend or late hours anymore. ... Then I would start looking for a new job. Its easier to find a job when you have one.
      I beg to differ.

      Before leaving a job, I'd work extra hard for the last few weeks. When a new potential employer calls to ask about past job performance, your boss will likely give them a good review of you [like 'He has been finishing projects ahead of schedule.'], rather than the 'legal requirement' version [such as 'he works here and was hired on @date@, and he does his work.']

      But you can burn your bridges if you want to...

      frob

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    2. Re:i'd start a job search by Nonesuch · · Score: 1
      Frobnicator writes:
      Before leaving a job, I'd work extra hard for the last few weeks. When a new potential employer calls to ask about past job performance, your boss will likely give them a good review of you [like 'He has been finishing projects ahead of schedule.'], rather than the 'legal requirement' version [such as 'he works here and was hired on @date@, and he does his work.']

      Keep in mind that for many employers, policy forbids giving any information beyond the 'legal requirement', good or bad, so there is no incentive to kiss up instead of just telling them to kiss your ass goodbye.

      But you can burn your bridges if you want to...
      Agreed. Leaving on good terms might hurt your ego, but it can pay off in the long term.
  67. Legality? by mr100percent · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Didn't Dialectizicer get sued and temporaroly removed for this sort of thing?

    Once you edit content, you as the ISP lose your "no liability" status as to what gets sent and received by your system. That's why some colleges got sued by the RIAA when they tried to slow (but not stop) file sharing.

    1. Re:Legality? by iantri · · Score: 1
      Here is the Slashdot article.

      The big difference I see is that with the Dialectizer YOU control it, noone forces anyone to see the modified page and above all it is just good clean fun. With corporate censorship, they are modifying the pages and the employees have no way to look at the uncensored versions.

      The dialectizer issue was silly. I think this sort of censorship is a problem, though.

  68. Perhaps this is what happened... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe the company you were at was getting udpates for that page right up until the lesbian comments made it to the top. Then they stopped getting new copies (because they has a fear of lesbians) and gave you the old one.

    It'd be a lot of work for your company to re-write all of the pages on the web with such comments. I estimate there to be over one hundred offensive pages on the web. Also, if a human was indeed reading over that page to censor it, they'd probably ignore the case in point since there is actually no pornography at all.

  69. Proxy used to change ads by Shiftlock · · Score: 1

    At a previous employer, it was well known and openly discussed how our company was using a proxy server to route all calls for 'doubleclick.com' et. al. to our internal advertising server. I was the fool in charge of dissecting doubleclick's calls and updating the internal ad-server to display the proper size advert.

    Why?

    1. 'The Man' was a bit loopy in the head.
    2. We offered ASP solutions (not the asp script pages; Application Service Provider). We could show our Citrix clients the ads from other clients/ local business.... who just happened to be clients of reason #3
    3. We sold a 'increase-your-traffic' service. We promised the standard Search Engine treatment, plus various banner placements across the Internet. Obviously 'across the Internet' mostly meant 'across our ad-server'. Most every client saw an increase in traffic. But then again, most services were local and were specifically shown to a local audience.

  70. Easier filtering solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leave the naughty words in place, and replace the rest of the text with fnord

    It will work unless your employees are illuminated

  71. What I've discovered by M3wThr33 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The problem with filters is that they [help business and productivity] because it [encourages] the flow of information. Of course, I've found [it helpful] by [complying]. You should try doing that, too, if filters [help] you.

    [Vote Bush]

  72. No, it's Badly Broken Censorware by billstewart · · Score: 1
    The article still has the Lesbian Porn in it, and it's The Straight Dope, so it goes out the way it goes out.

    Most censorware only blocks pages that aren't algorithmically correct, but there's some out there that also deletes the dirty words, for whatever value of dirty the authors' dirty minds can imagine. Obviously, as you say, it's highly unlikely that your company has a Squadron of Elite Gorillas reading every page looking for political incorrectness; it's probably a word or phrase filter, like the kinds of things that take out the words CENSORED and CENSORED and MiddleCENSORED. .

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  73. Curses, expletives, slang is part of communication by bigberk · · Score: 1

    I run my own small business (let's me run things however the fuck I want to)... and I wanted to point out that curses etc in emails etc can be useful because they are part of language! Filter them out, and you lose some meaning or emotion in the communication.

    For instance, if I get an email from a customer telling me: "your software is fucking terrible!" then I know this is really bad. If I read instead, "your software is gosh darn poor" then this carries somewhat less force.

    You see what I'm getting at? There's nothing innately bad about certain words. Jesus doesn't have a mini-stroke whenever he hears someone mouth off. So I prefer to read unadulterated text if I can.

  74. Re:YOU ARE ALL WRONG! by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

    "You automatically lose the argument if you use an unrealistic extreme to prove me wrong." -- NJG.

    You may want to read up on Reductio ad absurdum. Whatever your personal distaste for it, it has fine credentials as a valid and useful form of argument.

    -- MarkusQ

  75. Macintosh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do I get anonymizer to work on my iMac?

    1. Re:Macintosh by tuxlove · · Score: 1

      I don't see why it wouldn't work. There's no software to download. All it takes is a browser.

  76. School surfing by andrewjj20 · · Score: 1

    one of my old high schools, I am about ready to enter college, the internet surfing rules were easy to follow. if you looked at any inappropriat sites you lost your privlages, outside of that the school didn't mind unless you were disobeying a teacher. it was like that until some idiotic kid decided to spread some nasty emails via a free internet service, and last time I checked at that school they block any url with the word mail in it.

    andrewjj20

  77. Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best way is to use an Apple Mac. I do and have no such problems with content filtering.

  78. From the playwithpackets-department by sokk · · Score: 1

    Ettercap can do stuff (replace words etc) live on a normal or switched LAN using the man in the middle principle.

    Pretty neat, but I don't know how well it would've worked in a larger environment.

  79. Imagine a... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    beowulf cluster of these censoring devices!

    1. Re:Imagine a... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, when I read your comment at work it said Imagine a Beowulf cluster of hot grits!

  80. SCO's real secret documents revealed! by dvzzz · · Score: 1

    This filter is really a secret link into SCO's true internal documents! My proof:

    http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornol ize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sco.com%2Fco mpany%2Fexecs%2F

    Now it all makes perfect sense.

    1. Re:SCO's real secret documents revealed! by dvzzz · · Score: 2, Funny
  81. Re:YOU ARE ALL WRONG! by Snake_Plisken · · Score: 1

    Maybe he's French. Or, maybe he is stupid. I'm guessing the latter.

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  82. Re: Lawyers by shigelojoe · · Score: 1

    As a devout anarchist, I'm horribly offended at your lawyers remark. You'll be hearing from my baseball bat.

  83. No, my company does not censor content. by thirty2bit · · Score: 2, Funny

    No my company does not censor content.
    It is a good company with excellent benefits and competitive pay.
    They support the community and donate generously to local charities and organizations such as [@orglist@].
    @companyname@ is an equal opportunity employer.

    %UNDEFINED: @companyname@
    %UNDEFINED: @orglist@
    %CHECK FILTERBOT_GLOBALS.INI

  84. At Honeywell.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... we get the "Red Screen of Death" if we even attempt to negotiate a site that their proxy deems inappropriate.

    Too many red screens, and it's a trip to HR for you... luckily, since they laid off all of the HR reps at my location and moved the operation to a way-far-away place, and they froze travel for everything except customer focus and Dave Cote's perks, there will be no trips to HR for me :)

    Aw hell, I'm sure they could fire me if they wanted to.

  85. What does it change it to by cyril3 · · Score: 1
    Presumably it the reference in the dir name that is changed. Is it simply taken out or replaced.

    If as you say the text had been changed so that the document still made sense well you could replace every occurance of the offending phrase with \random and it would make sense.

    The smurf example in the first post is an extreme but you could probably have substitutes for all the offending words in their varying formats nouns, verbs etc and not destroy the grammer. But I think it would be impossible to not destroy the content unless you replaced lesbian porn with ... well to be honest I can't imagine what they replaced that with to provide the same content using different words which didn't run to a line and a half.

    1. Re:What does it change it to by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Like this: (using any adjective noun combination, and noticing the DOS prompt)

      C:\Una\Purple Pants>DIR . . . then the 22,000 files in that directory scroll past so fast I can't see their names. However, if I apply the pipe function at the command prompt like this: C:\Una\Purple Pants>DIR | more . . . then the display will show me one screen of files at a time
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    2. Re:What does it change it to by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Better yet:

      C:\Una\Purple Pants>DIR

      . . . then the 22,000 files in that directory scroll past so fast I can't see their names. However, if I apply the pipe function at the command prompt like this:

      C:\Una\Purple Pants>DIR | more

      . . . then the display will show me one screen of files at a time

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    3. Re:What does it change it to by JAZ · · Score: 1

      no, it was more than a simple substitution... here's the text off my proxy server...

      C:\Una\Files>DIR

      . . . then the files in that directory scroll past so fast I can't see their names. However, if I apply the pipe function at the command prompt like this:

      C:\Una\Files>DIR | more

      notice that 22,000 reference has also been removed.

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  86. I am sick of it by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1, Troll

    "I have mix feelings about this, on one hand, even though the text in this case was meant as a joke and the content wasn't very offensive,[sic] I was using company equipment. But on the other hand, this company is a government regulated entity" [emphasis added]

    As someone responsible for network administration in a "government regulated entity" (quote and quote) I am just sick of employees caught on watching pornography saying "Oh, come on! It wasn't that offensive! Someone just sent me a joke and I absolutely had to see it in my work time!" I'm sorry but I cannot tolerate it. Two years ago we were sued by a woman employee who saw pornography on the screen of one of our workers and she won. We will not make this mistake again. Actually I was the one who opted for not only filtering, but also modifying the content of packets travelling through our routers. I used snort(8) and ngrep(8) together with netsed(1) and a custom libcap app to change pornographic pictures into our special picture (it changes the img html tags src attribute) with text saying usually something like "We are watching you! We have 328 resumes of people willing to take your place, you sick pervert! One more time and you're out!" and I have to admit, it works like a charm. We had to fire few sick bastards to show that we're serious, but those new kids are working much harder than them, so it was actually good to our organization. How do I say a picture is pornographic you might ask? Simple. If it's not on images.google.com with strict filtering on. Of course people are still willing to cheat using "covert channels" but we made it clear that those are in violation of our internal policy and we can sue them for it. It's much better to work here now, but of course I still have to monitor all of the traffic. You wouldn't belive how innovative those sick perverts can be. Unfortunately we cannot fire all of them.

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    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
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    1. Re:I am sick of it by D'Sphitz · · Score: 0

      A PhD with *gasp* positive slashdot karma!!!!

      i'm impressed!!

    2. Re:I am sick of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure Mr. Pan T. Hose is offended at your remark, as would be his friend, I.P. Freely. I would call Ben Dover and ask him what he thought, but I know he's hanging out with Mike Hunt right now. I will go get his number from Phil McCracken and let you know what he thinks of your comment.

    3. Re:I am sick of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I used snort(8) and ngrep(8) together with netsed(1) and a custom libcap app to change pornographic pictures into our special picture (it changes the img html tags src attribute) with text saying usually something like "We are watching you! We have 328 resumes of people willing to take your place, you sick pervert! One more time and you're out!" and I have to admit, it works like a charm.

      Oh my. I can just imagine an unsuspecting, slightly computer shy employee, using their lunch-break to look up on Google, well, let's say "voyager space probe", and suddenly being bombarded with 100 pop up windows saying "We're watching you, you sick pervert!"

      I mean, basically I think this idea is fair enough, but the message is a little confrontational...

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    4. Re:I am sick of it by ralphus · · Score: 1

      great troll. I call you out.

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    5. Re:I am sick of it by Snoopy77 · · Score: 1

      I used to live next to a guy called Upon McCracken - i kid you not!

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    6. Re:I am sick of it by D'Sphitz · · Score: 0

      Yeah so I missed that, sue me, or better yet blow me.

    7. Re:I am sick of it by LuYu · · Score: 1

      I hate to flame... but you are an idiot.

      You said:

      Two years ago we were sued by a woman employee who saw pornography on the screen of one of our workers and she won.
      Did you not think of ever blaming her? Why should some moron sue because they saw a pornographic image? Did it damage her eyes? Did it cause here to have a heart attack? Was there any physical evidence of harm at all whatsoever?

      The answer, with a probabilitiy exceeding 99.99999%, is no. Bullshit lawsuits are a problem with the legal system, not employees looking at nudy pictures.

      Therefore, while your argument is strong when adhering to the concept of employee productivity, it is ruined by your example of frivolous litigation.

      Your argument contains another startling flaw: The original article was not talking about images. It was talking about text. Filtering images and text are two totally different things. For one thing, the employee whose screen you got sued for could have written "dirty" text during his time at the office. I doubt very much that he could be manufacturing "dirty" images during his hours at the office.

      The real filtering danger this article is pointing out is the danger of filtering text. If you do not want your employees to look at porn images, make them use Lynx or block all images at the firewall. People would still be able to get the information they need. Changing the news, however, is censorship and an attempt at thought control. Are you working for the Ministry of Thought?

      It is nice to know that there are people out there like you who think they have the right to decide what the rest of us think and know. Why don't you move to a totalitarian state? I think you would be happy there.

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    8. Re:I am sick of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree to LuYu answer. Freedom of speech is something you should always preserve, with no exception. Are you living in a democratic country or what? I think people saying stuff to promote censoreship are spoiled brat. Go to China, go to Iran and you'll enjoy a good censoreship state... That is ridiculous. People in America and in every free countries had to fight hard, had to give their life to support freedom of speech. You are just insulting them.

    9. Re:I am sick of it by Bob+Gelumph · · Score: 1
      What you (the original poster) have said, is entirely reasonable, but you have to realise some things:
      • You didn't orinally say that it was a guy masterbating to kiddie porn and that the woman puked (understandable). All you said was that a woman saw some porn on a screen.
      • There is a lot of porn (most I would hope (and in an ideal world, all of it)) that is of consenting adults, not children.
      • And the guy was fucking wanking! That kind of changes the case a LOT!.
      And still, none of this is all that related to censorship of the written word. If you are worried about legalities, it is probably ok to strip out images, or to not display an article, but I would be VERY careful before changing a written piece and reattributing it to the original author...
      • Reconstructing sentences could be considered a violation of the DMCA.
      • The original author could sue for libel or just because they are pissed off because the new text could be saying things which were not originally intended.
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    10. Re:I am sick of it by michib01 · · Score: 1

      I totally agree with you.
      But, IMHO, I believe having a web page with "dirty" images on it isn't a bigger danger to productivity and company's profits than spending the same time reading Italian cuisine receipts or /. posts.

      Furthermore, as long as no more band costs are raised while navigating during lunch time or after the working day has ended, where the problem?
      Should a company's board be concerned with its revenues, costs and profits or its employees political, sexual or gastronomical preferences?
      Provided it isn't illegal stuff, of course.

      It's a very sad world the one where sys admins spend their day implementing content-based filtering and censorship...
      PHBs who believe their employees are much better for company's revenues if they share the same political, sexual or gastronomical preferences are just that... Pointy Haired Bosses

      Michele

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    11. Re:I am sick of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      errr....

      I think YHBT.

      Not 100% sure, but my internal troll filter maxed out when he mentioned Google Images.

    12. Re:I am sick of it by mwood · · Score: 1

      "Ministry of Thought?"

      That's Ministry of Truth, you insensitive clod! Off to the Ministry of Love with you!

    13. Re:I am sick of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You raise some incredibly valid arguments. Since Pan T. Hose doesn't wish to reply to them, I agree with the Troll moderation on his/her posts.

    14. Re:I am sick of it by StealthPenguin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As much as I agree that the workplace generally isn't the time and place for pr0n (unless that's your work, of course) -- don't you think that someone might find your repeated use of "sick perverts" offensive? (I mean, if you want to get into the "my ears/eyes are too fragile to hear/see that" nonsense).

      Don't you think that making a threat against an employee might be a bit over the top just because they wanted to browse their friend's recently-poseted photos of their hiking trip, on a site that might actually not let their pictures be indexed or just hasn't been crawled recently?

      Oh, and you must have a WONDERFUL work environment, wherever you are, with the constant threats of lawsuits against employees, throwing the word "pervert" around all the time, as well as generally inspiring work effort with the fear of a lawsuit. Can you send me an application?

      And, for what it's worth, the only thing that I noticed in the article in question was a text phrase of two words, each by themselves perfectly legitimate in daily conversion.

    15. Re:I am sick of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YHBT. YHL. HAND.

    16. Re:I am sick of it by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      I totally agree to LuYu answer. Freedom of speech is something you should always preserve, with no exception. Are you living in a democratic country or what?

      Obviosly in a country where you can spy at someones screen and instead of getting sued for that sue his pants of.

      I think people saying stuff to promote censoreship are spoiled brat.

      this is not censorship. your company is not your ISP who you could expect unrestricted access from.

      Go to China, go to Iran and you'll enjoy a good censoreship state... That is ridiculous. People in America and in every free countries had to fight hard, had to give their life to support freedom of speech. You are just insulting them.

      Oh this was in America? I would have expected some such court decisions in a country that doesnt claim to respect freedom of thought and freedom of speech... Like let's say Iraq or China...

      When decisions like that are made in a conutry thats proud of freedom, then something went wrong in the first place. This verdict is a slap into the face of everyone who fights for freedom. And if you support that, you should go to China.

      Neither me nor that other poster support that silliness. And don't blame him when crap like that forced his company to choose between a webfilter or more of those frivoulous lawsuits. Blame the jurisdiction, the system or the country that supports it.

      Now mod me down.... at least I'm not writing as AC.
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    17. Re:I am sick of it by imabuster · · Score: 1

      OK ... this is pretty late, but never too late to respond to lame comments. Yes, the woman was a moron to file suit and, imho, it was a frivolous lawsuit .. but SO WHAT !! That is the world we live in. What should a company's response be ? Should it continue waste money losing lawsuits so that perverts among their employees will not be inconvienced in their porn pursuit. Generally speaking, companies do not provide Internet access as an entertainment source for employees. I do agree that modifying content is not the best approach. Offensive content(and what is offensive is defined by the "golden rule" - the one with the gold makes the rules) should be simply blocked. No need to use perfectly good bandwidth for offensive material.

  87. where is the offenstive material? by fermion · · Score: 1
    When I first read this article I was thinking, like, funny article. This story really confused me because i could not for the life of me see anything that would be offensive to anyone

    Upon a careful rereading I came up with two possibilities. First, and most likely is the math lesson on bitwise math operators. In my experience the average person get very offended why I start talking about math. On several occasions I have feared for my life. Most of the time, though, the bird I am chatting up just walks away.

    The other possibility is that MS had sent a cease and desist order. The article clearly puts Excel in a negative light by indicating that it has not always been the only Spreadsheet, and, even worse, implying that other spreadsheets had more functionality. I am sure this violates the Excel licensing agreements. Likewise MS may have sent a complaint for the mention of DOS.

    I hope someone will post the edited text so I may understand the offensive material.

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  88. Content flittering by Spruce+Moose · · Score: 0

    My company used to censor the goatse guy. No really, this is serious (see - I didn't even link to it).

    For some reason the block seems to have been lifted though so we can now... well that's enough of that. (-:

    One of the amusing rules the content filter used to censor was sites about working around content filters. Duh.

    1. Re:Content flittering by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      You must work at slashdot or one of the related companies.

  89. GPG signing web pages by malxau · · Score: 1

    Or even direct SSL? I'm sure there'd be a way of incorporating GPG signing into an HTTP header, but I can't think off the top of my head of a secure way of doing it.

    If your company is modifying web documents, even if they have a right to do it, surely you have a right to know they're doing it and decide what weight to give to the information.

  90. Filter shmilter (assuming you can SSH) by Christianfreak · · Score: 1

    Create an SSH tunnel and run some kind of proxy on the other end (I used a Perl script to help out a friend of mine). Then tell your favorite browser that all your web are proxyed on localhost 22, and BOOM employer can't see that you are browsing the web and can't filter it either.

    Probably possible to do something similar with mail, at least with an outside address.

    If you don't have SSH access it *might* be possible to actually run your SSH tunnel out your companies port 80. Assuming that such a thing wouldn't be noticed by Evil Proxy (tm) should work just fine.

    1. Re:Filter shmilter (assuming you can SSH) by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

      Plus the pages will get encrypted, will be slightly smaller, throughout becomes faster!

  91. Use ssl and another proxy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're worried about your company's proxy re-writing things or just plain filtering/blocking out content, use another proxy... preferablly via https.

    I use megaproxy.com... cheap and works well.

  92. Your Own Proxy by Cbs228 · · Score: 1

    If you have Apache, mod_ssl, and a broadband connection, you can download a CGI proxy that can be configured on your server. Anyone observing the connection would only be aware that a connection between you and your machine was taking place, and have zero knowledge of your activities (other than the date/times). This would prevent them from filtering or changing anything.

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    1. Re:Your Own Proxy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My employer blocks that site.

  93. But you have to pay... by danaris · · Score: 1

    It looks like they might once have allowed you to use their service for free, but I just tried viewing a few sites with it, and it looks like most dynamic content (eg, Slashdot, any forum or blog-type page) requires that you Upgrade to their Premium Service with New Privacy Features!!!!!

    Yeah. Sure.

    Dan Aris

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    1. Re:But you have to pay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      requires that you Upgrade to their Premium Service with New Privacy Features!!!!!

      I'm talking about their "PrivateSurfing 2.1" service, dipshit. It costs $2.50/month. Those assholes, how could they charge such exhorbitant prices for a useful service like that? Typical /. whiner bitch. "Fuck that, it's not free. I don't actually pay for anything except for 'dates' with women 'cause I don't know how to get them for free." Jeezus Christ on a stick, why are there so many fucking idiots on this site?

    2. Re:But you have to pay... by danaris · · Score: 1

      Apologies, Mr. Annoying Person. The other solutions suggested were free. Also, I thought I had heard before of Anonymizer as being free. So why not just take your elitist attitude and stuff it? Stuff your gratuitous insults and profanity, too, while you're at it.

      Oh, and by the way, you rail against "typical Slashdot whiners," but I notice that you're on Slashdot, too. Funny thing, that....

      Dan Aris

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    3. Re:But you have to pay... by tuxlove · · Score: 1

      Apologies for this guy who is apparently trying to make it look like a rabid posting from me or something. He got the numbers right anyway, but he's wrong about women. There is no such thing as a free date.

  94. Censor? by digidave · · Score: 1

    Yeah, they change all the Slashdot comments to trolls!

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  95. Copyright Infringement by asscroft · · Score: 1

    This seems like it is a good example of copyright infringement. Wish the RIAA would flip out over this one. If I provide two versions, a clean and a dirty one, that is one thing, but if you a third party in the middle changes my shit and reweites it to be less offensive to ???themselves and you read it and it doesn't make any sense, then I look like an idiot. that's copyright infringement.

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  96. We don't have filters by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    People are more or less trusted where I work, though occasionally I'll skim through the logs, mostly to look for suspicious traffic like adware. We do have some pornsters but they're too valuable to fire.

    At another place I worked, I must say there's nothing quite like showing a new realtime log analyzer to your boss and seeing it pop up a bunch of suspicious animal porn (?) links during the first minute, after several days of rather uneventful testing.

    1. Re:We don't have filters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We do have some pornsters but they're too valuable to fire.

      This is such a dangerous mentality, it isn't even funny. What do you plan to do when somebody who isn't too valuable ends up browsing porn, and somebody sees it, is offended, and sues the company? By not dealing with the current problem, the company is essentially saying it is OK, and won't hav a hope in hell. Same goes if you try to fire somebody for browsing porn in the future. They'll just say "well, soandso has been looking at horse-fuckers for as long as I've been there, and he hasn't been so much as reprimanded!" You won't have a leg to stand on...

    2. Re:We don't have filters by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      Maybe he just fires the assholes who would sue when they see "offending porn" at the company. Those people are more of a problem than the ones looking at porn in the first place.

  97. Try JAP by MKalus · · Score: 1

    It is a Proxy service run through a University in Germany.

    I use it at work even though they don't filter anything (or so they say, but they can still log where one goes).

    It is pretty "smart" in the sense that it also re-routes all the DNS requests through them, thus nobody will be any wiser on where you're going, all they see is an SSL connection going somewhere, I guess they could decide to block the ip-block, but supposly the system can get around this as well.

    There were some concerns recently as the BKA (the German version of the FBI) ordered the University to allow tracking of users who visit a specific website (something with child porn) they initially complied but later got the courts to revoke it and it seems the police overstepped their boundaries, but of course a lot of people wonder now if they really don't monitor anything.

    Having said that: I doubt your boss is going to force them to rat out on you.

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  98. I used to work somewhere... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...where a coworker built a special ad hoc version of our software for a particular customer.

    He sent them an email to explain how to use this bastardized version, but thanks to email censorship the message never got beyond the firewall.

  99. Picking Nits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, back in the day Microsoft LAN Manager was specifically sold as a "Peer-To-Peer" service, and I believe the NT resource kits touted this functionality as compared to "client-server" systems like Novell NetWare.

    But we know what the root poster was talking about.

  100. Censor? Hell no by AvengerXP · · Score: 1

    They completely block the page, of course. And also some pages which are relevant with absolutely no offending material.

    [sarcasm] It's a corporation after all, and controlling what the users surf is key, and if you have to block a couple of good pages along the way or things that are necessary to work it's not that bad right? [/sarcasm]

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  101. How to get around it by BeerMilkshake · · Score: 1

    Where I work, they have some sort of thing that detects keywords in the web pages that go through it. If it detects anything naughty, you get a red screen instead the page with a notice about acceptable use and warnings about accesses being logged. In a former company I was at, an employee was disciplined for both quantity of web use and sites accessed. If one really wants to get around it, just set up an SSH session to an outside computer and enable X11 forwarding. Then you can run your browser on the outside box and have the drawing commands sent to your current desktop. It is slower, but doable with broadband access. Another thing people can do is an advanced image search on google with adult filtering disabled. Not that I ever look at naughty pictures or anything ... however there are times when the red screen comes up for legitimate sites.

  102. Our town library does this for the Web by marnanel · · Score: 1

    Our town public library filters out words like that from the public-access Web terminals.

    A couple of years ago, I was reading a friend's journal online, where he seemed to say that someone had sent him an E. Another page showed me a list of " ing lists". It turned out that they block out a certain set of words from all pages-- and one of the words was "mail"! (They have a special room with computers which let you read email, and you have to pay for that, so I guess that must be why.) Of course nobody ever has a legitimate reason to look for sexual health information on the Internet, so predictably "sex" was another word being filtered. One of the local bus routes is Stagecoach Express route X5, and the library's system removed "sex" from the link to "SEx5.html", thus rendering it useless.

    A rather interesting discussion blew up around this on the town newsgroup. We even had one of the librarians trying to give a justification of the system.

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  103. Email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My company _____ (between 60 and 70 Fort500) likes to censor/block email though. We apparently aren't allowed to curse via outgoing email. After a bit of game playing w. a buddy of mine - we determined that he could write me an email full of "the swears" and I'd get it... Ahh then I reply back and it won't leave the corp firewall... Which was oh so lovely when a client used colorful language in an email to us... He couldn't get our replies... lovely.

  104. Filtering causes problems though by spauldo · · Score: 1

    As someone who formerly did network administration for the military, I can understand your point of view - why don't these people look at their kiddie pr0n at home?

    The thing is, I moved out of Kadena and over to Scott, and there they used a filtering system that just plain sucked ass. They wanted me to keep up with my career field, so I spent most of the time at work reading tech stuff (I got stuck at the comm center there - 30 minutes of work on an 8 hour shift) and I had a problem with several pages I would go to. I mean, "teen" is part of a number, don't filter it! All kinds of stupid crap would pop up filtered when it was relevant to my work.

    I much prefer the way we did it at Kadena - no filtering per se, but our firewall guys would get a proxy log report, investigate, and deal with it that way. People who got caught surfing porn or similar were very publically punished. Email was the same - no filtering of content, but anything suspect would be picked up and logged.

    I imagine that the actual content blocking does intimidate more, but it can also prevent you from accessing information that you should be allowed to get. Of course, that may not apply to your organization, if the needs of your browsers/email users are specific to a certain area. Ours were for entire Air Force bases.

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    1. Re:Filtering causes problems though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, holy fuck man. You prefer it that way, huh? Personally, I prefer to work for a company that doesn't rule its workers with an iron fist, micro-manage their time, or monitor their emails and web pages. I suppose they have security cameras installed in the washrooms too, just in CASE you decide to pull your pud on company time.

    2. Re:Filtering causes problems though by AlecC · · Score: 1

      New Scientist had a small series about false positives in net filters. Their "winner" was a high school which bannded it own homw page for too many references to high - obviously drugs related. And someone who got caught searching for X-Rays - obvously part of X-rated. And an amateur astronomy site banned for too many naked eye observations.

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    3. Re:Filtering causes problems though by akadruid · · Score: 1

      The residents of the large town of Scunthorpe in the north of England have a well known problem with filters.

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    4. Re:Filtering causes problems though by cybergrue · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, the Eglish place names cause havoc with the filters. I imagine the people living in Middlesex, Essex, etc have a real problem as well. This even applys to other places in the English speaking world. Growing up in Canada, I lived near a village called Sexsmith (named after a real person, don't ask.)

    5. Re:Filtering causes problems though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could have been worse, you could have lived near a village called Poopsmith.

    6. Re:Filtering causes problems though by LauraScudder · · Score: 1

      My all-girls high school blocked it's own homepage for a while for the phrase "single-sex education." The solution they chose? Rephrasing to "single-gender education." That didn't solve the problem of not being able to search for photos of Michelangelo's David.

    7. Re:Filtering causes problems though by Shirotae · · Score: 1

      The residents of the large town of Scunthorpe in the north of England have a well known problem with filters.

      If you are coming from Penistone you will enter Scunthorpe from the West on the A18. It does make it a bit difficult to give travel directions to someone if a filter decides to modify things

    8. Re:Filtering causes problems though by johntheother · · Score: 1

      Not only proxy filtering, but search engines can sometimes squash perfectly innocent content for the same reasons. I used to maintain an amateur astronomy site and found that hotbot ( which back then I thought was the cat's pajamas ) filtered/blocked several of my pages due to the occurrence of the word "naked". [ naked eye astronomy ] I rewrote the content to use the phrase "unassisted eye astronomy" which was kludgy sounding, but didn't get filtered. This solved my problem at the time, but it wasn't a good solution. If speakers whose intent is not porn, or other spamism must revise innocent usage of expressions, what manglement will be permanently inflicted on the language? Next, how fast will n0rp sites modify their usage, and everybody's filtering start screening for "4matuer n4ked eye ass-tronomy, observe far IR emitting heavenly bodies" Shall we start a filtering arms race? I dont know what it is, but there has to be a better solution.

    9. Re:Filtering causes problems though by spauldo · · Score: 1

      When the information you deal with can cause people to die if it leaks, then yes, security does play a high role. Micromanagement is everywhere - that's a bad human trait. Monitoring emails and webpages keeps the government from getting sued when some schmuck is lookin' at dogs bangin' 12 year old girls and someone thinks their right to be protected from such things is violated.

      Tjust the way it is in the military. Kadena was a lot nicer because you didn't have anything blocked. Scott blocked stuff that didn't need to be. If you're looking for porn on a military network, you got busted - it's not like they hid any of these rules or monitoring from anyone.

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  105. I sent a mail which bounced... by noda132 · · Score: 1

    It was a snippet of sample code written in f*ck f*ck.

    1. Re:I sent a mail which bounced... by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      I would love to see how the link in your sig shows up after being parsed by JAZ's "Web Content De-offensivizier" at work!

  106. Make a few bucks by ehiris · · Score: 1

    If you are so concerned about the content you post to be accurate use a news group that has SSL enabled. In case someone can modify that post to sound accurate and you can prove it, you can cash in from your SSL authority :)

  107. Why aren't people using SSL more often? by gpoul · · Score: 1

    If you're using SSL between browser and server you'll instantly get a notification from your browser that the page has been modified.

    Why not start using that more extensively?

    1. Re:Why aren't people using SSL more often? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yay lets all do this!

    2. Re:Why aren't people using SSL more often? by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1


      I agree with you, but the problems are (a) speed (most sites aren't using the equivalent of Apache's mod_gzip, which can exhibit some funny behavior in any case), and (b) "security".

      SSL/TLS is a great protocol family, insofar as it lends itself to some pretty funky uses. You can tunnel pretty much anything over it, as long as you encapsulate it with proper HTTP proxy syntax. There are several companies out there which are pretty wary of this sort of behavior and just flat-out block HTTPS.

      Naturally this doesn't stop you from, say, tunnelling ssh over regular HTTP, but it helps explain why it's not more common.

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  108. No right to free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like the previous poster pointed out the 1st only applies to government. The 1st bestows no 'right' whatsoever, rather it crates a limitation on power. Chances are he has signed a non-disclosure agreement with the company he works for has every 'right' to take him to the cleaners. At the very least he should be fired for speaking out of turn.

  109. Re: Lawyers by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    As a devout anarchist, I'm horribly offended at your lawyers remark. You'll be hearing from my baseball bat.

    As a reformed geek, I'm horribly offended by your use of the word "baseball". You'll be hearing from my laptop.

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  110. Re: Baseball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a reformed stripper, I'm horribly offended by your use of the word "laptop". You'll be hearing from my social worker.

  111. SSLized Anonymizer-like services by Nonesuch · · Score: 1
    What's to stop you from pointing a dyndns address at one of anonymizer.com's IPs?
    For starters, even the cheapest web filtering solution will resolve hostnames and check against a list of blocked IP addresses. Actually, for the cheapest web filtering solution, that's all it does.

    Your best option to "get away with" (for a little while) browsing stuff at work that they don't want you browsing is to proxy your requests through a HTTPS TCP/443 proxy of your own construction, and keep the connections short and the traffic low-volume.

    Or better yet, when you are at work, do your job, and save the NSFW web browsing for when you are off the clock, on your own time, your own bandwidth, and your own equipment.

    1. Re:SSLized Anonymizer-like services by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      An anonymising proxy can be written in about one screenful of PHP code. If you have a broadband connection at home, deploy such a service, and encourage others to do likewise, so eventually there will just be too many of them for anyone to block them all. The only downside is, you may have to pay for an SSL certificate :-( Depends if or not you can persuade your company's browser to accept the default "Snake Oil" certificate.

      Then again, if you have broadband at home, why do you need to be surfing at work?

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  112. Postal Mail sent to work is *NOT* private!!! by Nonesuch · · Score: 1
    vtechpilot writes:
    Yes snail mail is private, to both businesses and private individuals. Now think about the anaology, I do not expect anyone to open my mail at home, but the office is different, ... So to compare, many businesses do open and read snail mail addressed to another person in the company. There is even a word for them, Gatekeepers. It is chapter 1 materical in a business communication class to know that people other than the person you address a letter to are going to read that letter.
    Exactly, a business has the right to open any mail delivered to their business address, even if marked "personal". The USPS is very clear on this, see When does federal protection of mail terminate?
    I think the real issue is that any snail mail that arrives at a business is property of the business, and that any email that arrives at a business mail server could be considered the same. Of course if you want to get your personally mail at work, then you could use one of those fabulous web based services, but then that goes back to the issue of surfing/emailing on company time.
    One area that is less clear, is can your employer intercept email that you read via a webmail service, when you access the service on company time using company resources?'
  113. Used to be censored by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We used to get a message prompting us to phone tech support if we stumbled on a banned domain name. The only problem was that a number of educational establishments have documentation repositories called xxx.domain.edu. I had fun trying to explain this to them. Not really a problem cos I'd just set my home machine up as an SSL web proxy and surf through it instead.

  114. No Censoring At All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My company does not do that.
    Just today I was reading "Mobie Wienie" from the Project First Printer collection during lunchtime, while preparing to digest the huge cylindrical pork product from the cafeteria.

  115. Further Annoyances... by presroi · · Score: 1

    Two weeks ago, I was at a conference of a youth organisation in the city of Leipzig (Germany). In a free moment, we went to the school's computer room (reading email, reading /.). When I tried to show a fried a letter between me and a Federal Office, the browser just said no; something like "permission denied" - "content: drugs".

    After further investigation I noticed, that the whole folder www.presroi.de/recht is blocked. Thanks to squidguard.

    Here's the funny thing: Most of the content in this folder is legal stuff: Laws, Federal Acts and paper from parliamentary debates...

    They did not filter "my real" drug pages such as hanfbroschuere.de, lsdbroschuere.de, xtcbroschuere.de...

  116. Censorship and manipulation experiment by alvar-f · · Score: 1

    A part of the degree dissertation of mine and a friend was a censorship experiment. For this experiment we coded a proxy server, which is able to make a lot of complex manipulations, but the most effective is a simple word changer ;-) Change your proxy to: proxy.odem.org:7007 and look at the live log

  117. "Processing speed" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the high school I attended a couple years back this was common practice, although it wasn't too difficult to circumvent using web-based proxies, http-port tunneling and the like.

    One interesting thing is that it also scanned our E-mails. Just to give you an idea on how "effective" this software was, the software refused to send an e-mail once because I had used the term "processing speed" (in an AP computer science course) the reason listed: "drugs/paraphernalia."

  118. Well, it tried. by Music+of+the+Spheres · · Score: 1

    I worked for eight months for a British company that had a degree of paranoia that was only balanced by its technical ignorance. A new IT manager was brought in, interviewed solely by a EPHB (Extremely Pointy Haired Boss) who knew nothing. We then discovered a new species we've called the Pointy Haired Sys Admin. A scary thing. He introduced Websense at the cost of about ten-thousand pounds (this was for a small company with a very dodgy financial history). For some reason management thought that we the employees had to be controlled. It took five seconds for us to realize that Websense can be circumvented by setting a Proxy in IE.Of course, as far as managemnet is concerned, this is hacking. I don't recall ever actually bothering to circumvent, although it pissed me off when I found Websense banned Mathematics under the heading 'Games.'

    The company also hired a contractor to install a PIX firewall (the sort that comes with a thousand user plus licence) to protect us against hackers, ignoring the fact that for the first few months of our IT Manager's reign, the network password was a single-case, single-English-word that had to do with security.

    I was finally fired (mysteriously shortly after telling them I quit) for installing Black ICE firewall on my PC, which they said would interfere with the Cisco firewall (I'm impressed) and threaten security.

    I guess what I'm getting at is that yes, I worked for a company that did everything it could to censor and limit the employees, but it seemed that this attitude went hand in hand with technical ignorance. One reason for their behaviour I think was that computers were such a black art to the management that they didn't trust those who used them - it was something they couldn't control.

  119. science preprints by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, the ones that have xxx in the url? My high school used to censor these out, so you couldn't read an abstract for a school assignment and say "The lastest research is examining the question of..." because the paper was censored.

  120. You think THAT's bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my local ISP has a specific rule : NO PORN

    How dare they? Who gave them the right to pick and choose which bits of the internet we can access? Bar stewards.

    HEY! I said bar stewards, darnit.. oh never mind

  121. Stupid filtering: Google & baby by christophe · · Score: 1

    My experience on proxies and filters in a French plant of a very-well known firm:

    * Google Groups (French version) is banned by the "Websense" filter as being part of "Usenet" - but the international version is still allowed ?!?

    * I put pictures on my newborn son on my website, and sent the link to colleagues. One of them could not access because it was categorized as "sex". No idea which part of www courtois cc/bebe the filter found so horny.
    Same thing happened with a friend, from a French bank this time.

    I wonder which part of this is caused by the language problems (Websense is American-based, the proxy is in England ; has "bebe" a sexual connotation in English ?!?).

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    Christophe (Don't hesitate to point out my spelling and grammar mistakes, I want to learn - Thanks).
    1. Re:Stupid filtering: Google & baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, you think that baby got there via stork? Sex is obviously implied when viewing a product of it. It should be filtered!

  122. I could have ... by ErixTr · · Score: 1

    written my thoughts about your company but it seems like you won't be able to read what I really said. So I gave up.

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  123. ContentKeeper hates me by Randy+Wang · · Score: 1

    My school uses a combination of several methods to stop students from doing "naughty" things, preventing us from downloading files (unless you add a "?" to the end of the filename, but don't tell them that), and from viewing porn, unfortunately.

    The problem lies in the method of preventing us from viewing websites, a program called ContentKeeper. Unfortunately, either by mistake or design, this site is indiscriminate in its actions, blocking not only porn, but games, weather, "unsavoury" content, and, interestingly, Australian Government sites.

    Nothing is more likely to stop students from working on the school network than viewing the website of an obscure island nation, as we well know.

    So consider yourself lucky if you only miss parts of a page, because right now, I'm having difficulty viewing my daily dose of Australian politics.

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    --- Egads, I glow in the dark!
    1. Re:ContentKeeper hates me by shaldannon · · Score: 1

      get a shell account and lynx man. either that or clobber the head of IT.

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    2. Re:ContentKeeper hates me by Randy+Wang · · Score: 1

      No can do :(

      I'm a native mac-user on a series of Win98SE machines, and no knowledge of DOS.

      On the other hand, If I do Graphic design, on a set of eMac's... ...running Jaguar... ...my favourite (and best) os...

      We'll see :)

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      --- Egads, I glow in the dark!
    3. Re:ContentKeeper hates me by shaldannon · · Score: 1

      Well, you can get PuTTY for a windows ssh client...all you need after that is an ssh server somewhere with lynx... 'luck :)

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    4. Re:ContentKeeper hates me by Randy+Wang · · Score: 1

      I think its more fun just to harass the ignorant windows users whenever they go whithin 100m of an eMac. :)

      Thanks anyway, 'preciated.

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      --- Egads, I glow in the dark!
    5. Re:ContentKeeper hates me by Doctor+Crocodile · · Score: 1

      Unless that's a pseudonym I think I've spotted your problem ;)

  124. Been There by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    I wrote a message board thingy in Perl which starred out the words "fuck", "cunt" and "wank", replacing them with "f**k", "c**t" and "w**k" respectively. My rationale behind this was that there are plenty of other words in the English language that can be used to express one's feelings, and beside which it was still reasonably obvious what the person meant. After all, it was running on my equipment, anyone using it was a guest in my home; and, if they really wanted to use those words, they could always download and edit the source code and build their own message board. And yes, it was smart enough that you could still write about a town on Humberside {Scunthorpe} and/or a type of rotary engine {Wankel engine} with impunity.

    In a later version {using SQL instead of text files} the starring-out was done at display time, according to user preferences. So you could be as potty-mouthed as you liked, but other people had the option to block it.

    By the way, I have heard that Scunthorpe council themselves had serious problems with Internet filtering software altering the name of their town.

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  125. Re: social worker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a reformed certifiable nutcase, I'm horribly offended by your use of the term "social worker". You'll be hearing from my imaginary friend.

  126. MALTA LOCAL COUNCIL MTA BLOCKS CAPITAL LETTERS by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

    In Malta, if you send an email to a local council (which uses the government's mail servers), you have to be careful not write any word in CAPITALS, or your entire email will be blocked as 'SPAM'.

    it's best to write to them in complete lower-case
    just in case the system trips over....

  127. My ISP does it for me by dimss · · Score: 1

    My ISP blocks ports 135, 139 etc. "for security reasons". Shit!

  128. Simple Test by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 1

    To find out if your company is filtering out crap when you surf, simply browse Slashdot with all Trolls rated +5. If you see a blank page or an error message complaining of exceeding capacity, you know it's in place.

  129. I would have thought more of /. moderators by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Really now. You guys are supposed to be the cream of the crop when it comes to technical stories. Some schmuck sends a submission with a highly outrageous claim and you post it for discussion like it's a legit concern?

    I bet if I sent mail to Wired News asking the same question this guy asked, if someone was to write back, they would probably inform me of the fact that the pages was modified, then cached.

    In these days of companies losing money, laying off workers, etc there's no IT department I've seen who has the funds to hire an army of people to dynamically change content for their employees.

    You'd also think, if there was software that was intended to do wide scale dynamic changes web content the moderators of one of the biggest geek sites on the planet would know about it.

    Be wise.. !

  130. Voting and coercion by Homburg · · Score: 1
    I'm more worried by this bit:
    this company is a government regulated entity which isn't above pressuring its employees to vote the way management thinks is best
    Can you explain what you mean? What sort of votes are you talking about (internal policy? union issues? wider political issues?) and what sort of 'pressure' the employer can bring to bear?
  131. You make me sick by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 0, Troll

    I hate to flame... but you are an idiot.

    Wow, how intelligent way to start an argument... I am really impressed.

    Two years ago we were sued by a woman employee who saw pornography on the screen of one of our workers and she won.

    Did you not think of ever blaming her?

    Oh, great... Just blame the victim! For the love of god! Are you insane?

    Why should some moron sue because they saw a pornographic image? Did it damage her eyes? Did it cause here to have a heart attack?

    Have you ever stopped to think about menthal health issues? Of course it didn't damage her eyes! That's the most stupid question I've ever heard!

    Was there any physical evidence of harm at all whatsoever?

    Actually, there was a very physical evidence all over the place, since she puked. I was hoping I wouldn't be forced to talk about it, but here you go. Are you satisfied? Physical enough for you?

    The answer, with a probabilitiy exceeding 99.99999%, is no. Bullshit lawsuits are a problem with the legal system, not employees looking at nudy pictures.

    Those "nudy pictures" as all of you perverts keep calling illegal pornography was no bullshit in the eyes of a judge. As I've already said, she won the case.

    Therefore, while your argument is strong when adhering to the concept of employee productivity, it is ruined by your example of frivolous litigation.

    My example of frivolous litigation? I'm sorry, but I was the one who was sued, god damn it! For me it wasn't a "frivolous litigation" (quote and quote) as you call it! I was terrified.

    Your argument contains another startling flaw: The original article was not talking about images. It was talking about text. Filtering images and text are two totally different things.

    Please... It's all ones and zeroes to me. I don't care if I pay someone to work and he wastes this time on consuming pornography in the form of pictures, sound, text or a freaking holograms! Pornography is pornography.

    For one thing, the employee whose screen you got sued for could have written "dirty" text during his time at the office. I doubt very much that he could be manufacturing "dirty" images during his hours at the office.

    He was masturbating for god's sake! How much more "dirty" you can possibly get? I just can't believe how much sympathy you have for this fucking pervert! I for one am glad he's in jail now.

    The real filtering danger this article is pointing out is the danger of filtering text. If you do not want your employees to look at porn images, make them use Lynx or block all images at the firewall. People would still be able to get the information they need. Changing the news, however, is censorship and an attempt at thought control. Are you working for the Ministry of Thought?

    Ministry of Thought?! Thought control??? Are you nuts?! Heve you even read my comment?

    It is nice to know that there are people out there like you who think they have the right to decide what the rest of us think and know. Why don't you move to a totalitarian state? I think you would be happy there.

    I am not trying to "decide what the rest of [you] think and know" for crying out loud! It was my arse which was sued because I was the one who let a menthally unstable young mother see a fucking sick perverted bastard jerking off watching child pornography on the fucking hardware which I personally installed and configured!!! I'm sorry I reminded you about your god damned orwellian phobias! Sue me!!! You make me sick.

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    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
  132. Well, it isn't paper, is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe the group photo with Stalin where they removed Trotsky was one of the first modern alternations.

    See how your company delivers bartcop.com to you. They occasionally get reports of companies censoring the "outrageously liberal" site. Not infrequently, links to criticism of the current administration are bad for one reason or another. And, yes, the same news article on "big name" sites can mutate from day-to-day if it apparently displeases the Ministry of Truth.

    You got a problem with that citizen?

  133. Interesting slide here.... by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

    I think the original poster said nothing about Kiddie Porn, but about Porn in general. However, you now switched it to Kiddie Porn. Granted I agree with the blocking of Kiddie Porn.

    Now about not letting people surf porn, and publically humiliating them, well why not have a good old public flogging? Why in England floggings were events to watch, etc, etc.

    What gets me overall in this is that PORN = BAD argument is the double standards. I wonder if the same agencies looked at human body bits being blown up and shown in explicit details will the filters be triggered? Will there be comments like, "You sick pervert?"

    --

    "You can't make a race horse of a pig"
    "No," said Samuel, "but you can make very fast pig"
    1. Re:Interesting slide here.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Quite right. Unquestionned in all of this, is whose moral values are being enforced, apparently without the option of appeal. I also noticed how "pr0n" got changed to "k*ddi* pr0n", a nice little bait and switch even if done unintentionally, which narrows the subject down to an area virtually everyone would agree to banning (including me). Another way of thwarting argument?

      This is how a 1984 scenario gets going, there are always the "right" reasons for doing it.

      Personally I'd give up believing in any privacy at work whatsoever, even for a joke sent in email for my own viewing only. Happy proles.

    2. Re:Interesting slide here.... by spauldo · · Score: 1

      I just put kiddie in there because we encountered some of it. Regular porn was punished publically too.

      Don't get me wrong, I don't mean public punishment as in we make them stand up in front of everyone while we beat them. I mean it in the fact that there's no attempt to hide why someone received their article 15 and/or court martial. Since Kadena didn't filter traffic, it was deterrence that kept people from abusing the system.

      Well, that and the majority of people who realize that the network isn't there for surfing pr0n and that it's against the rules.

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      Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach either, do tech support.
    3. Re:Interesting slide here.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So is your stance pro-porn on military computers? These aren't personal computers at home used by military folks, but the computers they use in their office to do their work. But you're definitely against military kiddie porn at work.

  134. One little addition... by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

    I just realized you worked at the Air Force. Ok the Air Force may have to refer to some "interesting" battle pictures. So ok there is an "exception"

    What I was more referring to is a while back somebody sent me footage in the Afghanistan war about a Taliban soldier being blown apart by a bomb.

    I agree it is war and the Armed Forces need their footage. What disturbed is that the guy who had nothing to do with the Armed Forces said things like "Cool, watch him blow apart, Amazing".

    IMHO that is disturbing!

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    "You can't make a race horse of a pig"
    "No," said Samuel, "but you can make very fast pig"
  135. For once no, fucking brilliant by zihamesh · · Score: 1

    Whoops, putting the f word in the subjects blown it

  136. It's not the proxy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It isn't your companies proxy, it's the radiation from your monitor. Just wear a tin-foil hat, like I do, and the problem will go away.

  137. Glasshouses by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    ... whilst you surf the web and post on Slashdot !

  138. https by Britz · · Score: 1

    https
    for faster encryption check via story on the same frontpage

  139. answers are easy. by Erris · · Score: 1
    the odds are:
    A. Slim, though big companies do have PR people at every site for just this sort of thing.
    B. Good, your objection is a non-sequitor. The removal of all content between one lesbian porn line and another does not HAVE to make sense. Indeed, the company would like nothing than for such pages to not make sense.
    C. Zero. Straight dope is just that. The lesbian porn lines were there when I looked.
    D. Low to Zero. Why bother, so they can get coproate black marks and fired? This kind of stupid stuff is very much in line with the technologically illeterate and wrong headed attitude of most big dumb companies that have "acceptable use" policies because they don't trust their employees to begin with.

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    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
  140. paying for google? by glyph42 · · Score: 1

    Are you paying Google the appropriate fees for automated use of their service? You knew that's against their TOS if you're not paying for it, right?

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  141. not likely... by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 1


    This doesnt sound likely to me.

    The source, staightdope, shows the last change of the story as 7th October.
    The story was posted the Slashdot on the 8th October, one day later.
    The poster accessed it on the 9th, one day later still.

    It seems much more likely to me that a network admin modded the cached version to prevent it triggering alarms in some censorware that operates inside the DMZ.

    1. Re:not likely... by JAZ · · Score: 1

      Also I'll point out that I happen to be on a segment of the corporate network that does not require the use of the proxy (I have direct access). My investigation involve me sshing home and checking the page from there and disabling my proxy. Both approaches showed the page by friend say, only the company proxy was modified.

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      "Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos." -- Homer Simpson
  142. Company property by gone.fishing · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You were using company property and company bandwith for personal use, discussing a slashdot story. In some companys they would have flogged you, in others fired you.

    I know I am taking it far, but the real truth here is that you really don't have a lot to say about how a company uses it's equipment and if you don't like it your options are limited, put up with it or leave.

    It may not seem right but perhaps that is because we feel freedom should extend into our jobs but the reality of it is that we sell some of our freedom when we accept a paycheck. We all know this and have to somehow accept it and live with it.

  143. Please be careful about your choice or words by HarmlessScenery · · Score: 1
    You see what I'm getting at? There's nothing innately bad about certain words. Jesus doesn't have a mini-stroke whenever he hears someone mouth off. So I prefer to read un adult e rated text if I can.
    I almost lost access to /. there ;)
  144. Violation of free speech by rollingcalf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There should be a law against middlemen altering content without notifying the reader of such content. Anytime this is done to a page, the page should contain a big and bold sentence warning the user that the contents have been altered from the publisher's source, or other obvious notations like "[expletive deleted]".

    It's the company's network and computer, so they should be free to BLOCK any content they want, but they shouldn't be able to use that power to mislead the reader into believing the publisher was saying something that they didn't. It's fine if they want to ban me from using their phone to make personal calls; but if they allow me to make personal calls they mustn't secretly use voice processing hardware to alter the words I hear or speak.

    It is a violation of free speech because it *secretly* robs the content publishers of opportunities to deliver their intended message. If they block a web site or inform the user that the content has been altered, the user still knows they can go elsewhere and access the unmodified content. But when it is altered secretly, the user is misled into believing the content had certain information, without the knowledge that they need to go elsewhere to see the real infromation.

    I can smell a lawsuit from the content publishers brewing.

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  145. Of course not.... by rocket_w · · Score: 1

    the company ****** in many ***** so as to protect *** *******. While ***** there are **** valid **** ***** ****** free use of the ****** is approved *** all employees.

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  146. Large companies and software filters.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our environment is strange I saw/got the 22,000 file joke but there was a URL on CNN a month or two ago that had the word Onion in it (regarding that faux braindead satire news site..) and I got the pop-up stating Forbidden/Company Polices...

    *(Hex-Deci and Binary URL encoding doesn't pass through our proxies either, Ah the wonders of Novell Border Manager)

    I understand we actually buy the URL reject list from someone. The only thing that infuriates me to no end is that Thanagorim is blocked!!!! ARGH!!!!

  147. Want to get by proxy cache? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just add some GET parameters to the URL:

    For example, if the url that is cached is "http://www.slashdot.org/"

    change it to "http://www.slashdot.org/?asdf"

    By changing the "asdf" portion to different random letters or numbers, you will force the proxy server to re-fetch the site (because the URL is different), meanwhile you will actually just get the latest version of the same page.

    Hope this is useful for someone.

    1. Re:Want to get by proxy cache? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also,

      If the URL already has GET parameters, just add more like so:

      If URL is "http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=82280&op=Repl y"

      Change to "http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=82280&op=Repl y&asdf"

  148. ROT13 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enough said...

  149. Political blocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    My internet connection is: DSL thru TELMEX, formerly a government owned telco, + Microsoft ISA server, domain based security with http only for the majority and a few extra ports for a few selected users. Noting special about content filters. Regular out of the box installation.

    Not long ago, a /. article about Bacteria Powered Batteries offered a link to a page in the Al-Jazeera web site: http://english.aljazeera.net/
    To my disbelief, whenever I tried to tourist around this site, THE WHOLE INTERNET SERVICE WOULD BLACKOUT FOR 5 MINUTES. I mean, this action would disconnect us from the internet (all the users sharing the DSL) on the spot!!!. I tried a few times, to eliminate the coincidence factor, but it did the same during the few days we were researching the reasons of this (political) oddity. I'm embarrased to say that my department is responsible of administering the proxy server, but at the end I had no answer...


    I keep having nigthmares of Bill Gates calling home and asking me what was I expecting to find in that terrorist oriented website.



    Cheers!

    1. Re:Political blocking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      It just happened again!! Immediate death of the connection... KSJO radio streaming dies within 3 seconds after the english.aljazeera.net page is opened.

      Anybody interested in the logs of the ISA server??

  150. Of course by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    Are you paying Google the appropriate fees for automated use of their service?

    Of course I'm paying the (inappropriate in my opinion) fees. Do you think I'm stupid? I was sued by a coworker for allowing other pervert watching pornography on our equipment, do you think I'd like to be sued by Google now? The answer is: no, I most certainly would not.

    You knew that's against their TOS if you're not paying for it, right?

    Yes. Right. Stop asking. Are you Google's lawyer or what?

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    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
  151. MOD PARENT UP!!! by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't this rewriting violate copyrights? It seems that modification of copyrighted works like that (since they are effectively publishing them) would be against the law.

    Damn straight and exactly what I was thinking. In fact, I searched for "copyright" to find your post.

    No third party has a right to surreptitiously alter copyrighted material without the author's permission. If I think that the proper phrase to use is "fucked up", no born-again-Christian censorware writer has the right to change that to "messed up" prior to the reader seeing it. If your company doesn't want you to see naughty words, then they can block access to the offending sites, but they have no legal or moral right to change content written by others.

  152. oh fuck! You can't read this fucking reply! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sorry for fucking that up on you.

  153. Re:YOU ARE ALL WRONG! by JAZ · · Score: 1

    Buddy works for a different company in a different state. And the company I work for has like 200,000 employees, it's unlikely that anyone could find "the" sysadmin if they needed to.

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    "Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos." -- Homer Simpson
  154. The above post is HUMOR. by Jammer@CMH · · Score: 1
    Note the resemblance of Dr. Pantyhose (above, see sig) to the Bastard Operator From Hell.

    Humor, or clever flamebait. In any event, I applaud.

  155. Re:YOU ARE ALL WRONG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe he's French. Or, maybe he is stupid.

    No need to be so redundant, their one in the same.

  156. Nope! by thgreatoz · · Score: 1

    Since I am the Master of the Proxy (at my company, at least), I control ALL!! You miserable cretins! Bow before my awesome censorship power!!

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  157. My Solution by MightyYar · · Score: 1
    Step 1: Install privoxy on your home machine.
    Step 2: Install plink (part of putty) on your machine at work.
    Step 3: Set up a tunnel with plink, change your browsers proxy to the port from that tunnel.
    Step 4: Tunnel home and surf anywhere you want!

    Works like a champ!

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    W..w..W - Willy Waterloo washes Warren Wiggins who is washing Waldo Woo.
  158. "Ministry of Thought?" by LuYu · · Score: 1

    Dammit. I was hoping to get away with that. Yes, I am guilty. I mixed the Thought Police and the Ministry of Truth together to make a point. I really should not react to senseless comments on Slashdot when I am tired :/

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  159. That's Twice by LuYu · · Score: 1

    For a short while I considered the possibility that Pan T. Hose, PhD.'s comments could be a joke, but I guess I am a sucker for flame bait. Anyway, I think I made some valid points...

    ... Okay, okay, I will shut up and go nurse my wounded ego now. I wish this sort of thing would always turn out to be a joke. I can think of worse ways to be made a fool. :P

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  160. Real-world example by legoscia · · Score: 1

    Some students at a German college made a web proxy experiment (page in German, feel free to use Babelfish). You have to love the s/Ministerprasident/Obersturmbahnfuhrer/ part...

  161. Re: Lawyers by Delron+Da+Thugg · · Score: 0
    As a devout anarchist, I'm horribly offended at your lawyers remark. You'll be hearing from my baseball bat. As a reformed geek, I'm horribly offended by your use of the word "baseball". You'll be hearing from my laptop.

    Heh you must be the geek that fumbled the foul ball that pretty much cost the Cubs game 6 (and possibly the Series, the penant, etc.) Now THAT guy was a flute toting band dork. Possibly retarded too.

  162. Corporate Rights by Webmoth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a simple issue of Corporate Rights.

    1. It is their computer.
    2. It is their network.
    3. It is their monitor, it is their hard drive.
    4. They paid for it, they can do what they want with it.
    5. You are their whor^H^H^H^Hemployee.
    6. They paid for you, they can do what they want with you.

    Simply put, your rights as an employee are subservient to their rights as an employer in terms of the information you access in their emplyoy. Yes; you have rights over theirs when it comes to discrimination issues (age, gender, race, creed) but, in terms of information, censorship is entirely their right.

    7. You have the right to leave at any time without notice and without fear of reprisal.

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    Give me my freedom, and I'll take care of my own security, thank you.
    1. Re:Corporate Rights by adb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So what? The author is made nervous by the company's creepy abuse of its power; the author's remedies include leaving or, if said creepy abuse of power is in violation of contract or state or Federal law, suing. That doesn't make the abuse of power any less creepy.

      Speaking of creepy: I find it profoundly creepy that people tend to respond to "thing X is unethical/obnoxious/gross and I don't like it" with "no, thing X is not actually against the law". It lends all too much credence to the idea that nerds are sociopaths.

  163. Re: editing by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Yes, but I think the issue wasn't with the company editing any of their own employee's outgoing email. It was only with censoring incoming mail.

    I have a personal issue with either one, incidently, but there's a considerable legal difference between the two.

    While outside works (web pages or even emails) coming in to a company may well be copyrighted and illegal to modify without permission, it's still questionable if the employees' outgoing email (written on company time) is even their own copyrighted property. In most cases, companies already claim copyright to anything you invent/create while working for them - so they'd probably just say this extends to your email, too.

    (Note, in all of this, I'm talking about United States law. I can't speak for the situation in other countries.)

  164. Re: editing by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 1
    Yes, but I think the issue wasn't with the company editing any of their own employee's outgoing email. It was only with censoring incoming mail.

    That is indeed what I was talking about. Sorry if I wasn't clear about this. I, as the author of a number of web pages and nearly countless emails object to the illegal changes to my copyrighted works by corporate censors.

    Of course, censorously changing outgoing mail might be illegal from another point of view. It may not be copyright infringement if you consider everything written during working hours as a work for hire. But it certainly is fraud if you send someone an email allegedly signed by some employee, but in fact modified after he sent it.

    Just imagine what effect the creative insertion of not or even just a few zeroes can have...

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  165. The consensus is in: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I lost this one...

  166. interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  167. Do you think perverts might find it offensive? by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 0, Troll

    As much as I agree that the workplace generally isn't the time and place for pr0n (unless that's your work, of course) -- don't you think that someone might find your repeated use of "sick perverts" offensive?

    Actually, no. Not at all. I don't force them to watch those sick pictures of disgustingly humiliated people. They like it. Therefore they are perverts. It is not my fault. This is a fact. If they don't want to be called perverts then why won't they stop being perverts in the first place?

    Don't you think that making a threat against an employee might be a bit over the top just because they wanted to browse their friend's recently-poseted photos of their hiking trip, on a site that might actually not let their pictures be indexed or just hasn't been crawled recently?

    I'll take the liberty to answer your question with another, much more interesting question: Don't you think that browsing their friend's recently-poseted photos of their hiking trip during the time I pay them to work is a little bit unfair, to say the very least? They get what they are asking for if you ask me.

    Oh, and you must have a WONDERFUL work environment, wherever you are, with the constant threats of lawsuits against employees, throwing the word "pervert" around all the time, as well as generally inspiring work effort with the fear of a lawsuit.

    Please... No one has ever told them it will be easy job. If they want to quit I have lots of other people waiting in the line. I'm not forcing anyone to work here, although I have to admit they will be lucky if they get even a web monkey job not violating the NDA they signed here. But they were not forced to sign it and that's what's important -- free will.

    Can you send me an application?

    Somehow I highly doubt you'd get the required security clearance. Do you have a resume published on the web somewhere? I could see what I can do. (Especially if hiring you is good for me, if you follow my drift.)

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    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
    1. Re:Do you think perverts might find it offensive? by StealthPenguin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, no. Not at all. I don't force them to watch those sick pictures of disgustingly humiliated people. They like it. Therefore they are perverts. It is not my fault. This is a fact. If they don't want to be called perverts then why won't they stop being perverts in the first place?

      Oh, and if someone likes strawberry ice cream with crushed Oreos on top and you find the taste disgusting, then I guess that would qualify them to be a pervert?

      'll take the liberty to answer your question with another, much more interesting question: Don't you think that browsing their friend's recently-poseted photos of their hiking trip during the time I pay them to work is a little bit unfair, to say the very least? They get what they are asking for if you ask me.

      You pay them to eat lunch, too? As long as your acceptable use policy allows personal use during lunch hours (checking mail, etc.) or at other times, then I'm still of the opinion that threatening someone and their employment and labeling them a "pervert" simply for viewing an image that is assumed to be pr0n simply because it isn't indexed on google is over the top, and may be grounds for legal action against you.

      Please... No one has ever told them it will be easy job. If they want to quit I have lots of other people waiting in the line. I'm not forcing anyone to work here, although I have to admit they will be lucky if they get even a web monkey job not violating the NDA they signed here. But they were not forced to sign it and that's what's important -- free will.

      True, but I'm guessing nobody ever told them they'd be abused and threatened, either. I'm certainly NOT an advocate of socialism -- I believe that you need to put in a day's work for a day's pay. But it works both ways -- you need to have some respect for your employees, too. Contrary to what you apparently believe, you don't OWN them. It's people with attitudes like yours, IMO, that drive a lot of people to what seems to be an ever-increasing socialist "you owe me" mentality against business owners/bosses, etc.

      Somehow I highly doubt you'd get the required security clearance.

      BTDT -- TS/SCI, and at at time when they actually CARED about it. These days clearances are given away like promotional items at a trade show, IMO.

      Do you have a resume published on the web somewhere? I could see what I can do. (Especially if hiring you is good for me, if you follow my drift.)

      You obviously have a problem recognizing sarcasm. And yes, I do have my resume published, but not for people who want to take advantage of me.

  168. Re:oh boy! You can't read this keen reply! by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    > sorry for messing that up on you.

    Oh no it's just fine I don't see the problem at all.
    What do you mean?

    (Note how my responce not only changes the words by as a result effects the content and meaning)

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  169. Government body filtering and being political by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just call Ralph Nader. A massive lawsuit will straighten them out.

  170. My schools censorhip system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MDCPS (miami dade county public schools) blocks all email services, games and everything. Instead it returns a big page saying "X_STOP has blocked this page!" I cant check my yahoo mail, or any url with mail in it. We have been getting around it through proxy servers how ever. The computer kids, have been getting proxies servers and stuff, but they are constantly getting blocked.
    Also a program called deepfreeze doesnt allow us to write files to the hd's. My programming teacher allows us to save our work to his windows server though.
    Its not terrible though, my programming teacher gave us three pcs to put linux on and a server for them, so we play games and waste time on them. he wants samba on the server though so the other kids can use it, he doesnt trust microsoft but doesnt understand linux.

  171. I don't find it offensive by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Actually, no. Not at all. I don't force them to watch those sick pictures of disgustingly humiliated people. They like it. Therefore they are perverts. It is not my fault. This is a fact. If they don't want to be called perverts then why won't they stop being perverts in the first place?

    Oh, and if someone likes strawberry ice cream with crushed Oreos on top and you find the taste disgusting, then I guess that would qualify them to be a pervert?

    No, becaue of the lack of sick deviant nature of eating, as opposed to the very act of masturbating. (But it's a good strawman argument -- nice try.)

    I'll take the liberty to answer your question with another, much more interesting question: Don't you think that browsing their friend's recently-poseted photos of their hiking trip during the time I pay them to work is a little bit unfair, to say the very least? They get what they are asking for if you ask me.

    You pay them to eat lunch, too?

    No, of course I don't.

    As long as your acceptable use policy allows personal use during lunch hours (checking mail, etc.) or at other times,

    Are you kidding? Do you really think that I allow them to do anything with our equipment which is not work related? Maybe I should also allow them to run DDoS attacks while we're at it?

    then I'm still of the opinion that threatening someone and their employment and labeling them a "pervert" simply for viewing an image that is assumed to be pr0n simply because it isn't indexed on google is over the top, and may be grounds for legal action against you.

    What may be a "c00l 1337 pr0n" for you might as well be illegal in the eyes of the judge. It was a ground for legal action against me, bacause I provided the techical tools (i.e. the TCP/IP network connected to the Internet) which allowed sick perverted deviants to watch pornography in our lab. Please read the rest of this thread.

    Please... No one has ever told them it will be easy job. If they want to quit I have lots of other people waiting in the line. I'm not forcing anyone to work here, although I have to admit they will be lucky if they get even a web monkey job not violating the NDA they signed here. But they were not forced to sign it and that's what's important -- free will.

    True, but I'm guessing nobody ever told them they'd be abused and threatened, either.

    Nobody has ever needed to tell them how they were going to be treated because our employees are treated much better than before when they were on the test period for the first three months (at least those hired without my personal recommendation) when they were not paid and were constantly exploited by our full-time workers. Somehow they like our money. Do you think they are crying all the way to the bank? I don't think so.

    I'm certainly NOT an advocate of socialism -- I believe that you need to put in a day's work for a day's pay.

    Oh, please, for the love of god... You just lost a perfectly valid argument in the very second you introduced socialism to the discussion. You may compare anything to Hitler and Nazi Germany but the argument is completely lost.

    But it works both ways -- you need to have some respect for your employees, too. Contrary to what you apparently believe, you don't OWN them. It's people with attitudes like yours, IMO, that drive a lot of people to what seems to be an ever-increasing socialist "you owe me" mentality against business owners/bosses, etc.

    If (and I sa

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    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
    1. Re:I don't find it offensive by StealthPenguin · · Score: 1

      No, becaue of the lack of sick deviant nature of eating, as opposed to the very act of masturbating. (But it's a good strawman argument -- nice try.)

      No, I believe it's a legitimate argument, the whole point of which was to illustrate that just because YOU think something is in poor taste doesn't necessarily mean that it is. I will agree with you that viewing porn during work hours is unacceptable behavior. I'll also agree that the "golden rule" applies ("He who has the gold makes the rules.") Where we disagree is whether or not an unindexed image constitutes porn and whether threatening employees is acceptable behavior. If you could overcome your dictatorial tunnel-vision for long enough to actually read my posts, you might understand that. The title of the original reply "Don't you think perverts might find that offensive" was sarcasm alluding to the political correctness scattered throughout your post.

      And when did I mention masturbating, you sicko? Do you really need to drag that into the discussion, pervo? :-)

      I'll take the liberty to answer your question with another, much more interesting question: Don't you think that browsing their friend's recently-poseted photos of their hiking trip during the time I pay them to work is a little bit unfair, to say the very least?

      As long as the acceptable use policy allows it, I don't consider it incorrect in any way. Besides, based upon your previous statements regarding your policy, if you're replying to this from your work, you're violating them by doing so.

      Are you kidding? Do you really think that I allow them to do anything with our equipment which is not work related? Maybe I should also allow them to run DDoS attacks while we're at it?

      No, I'm not kidding. Apparently the rules don't apply to you, though, unless you're replying to me from your home.

      Oh, please, for the love of god... You just lost a perfectly valid argument in the very second you introduced socialism to the discussion. You may compare anything to Hitler and Nazi Germany but the argument is completely lost.

      Grow up, will you? The only person mentioning The Third Reich is YOU. Stop trying to throw distractions into the discussion. If you'd actually debate instead of arguing childishly, you'd see that I was actually agreeing with you on certain points and trying to deflect what I knew would be your childish comeback of calling me a "socialist."

      Yes, I do own them, if you ask me. I pay for them and they have to do anything what I command them to do, just like my tv or microwave oven.

      You just lost your point here -- you leapt from what was legal to your opinion. Unfortunately, you don't own them. They may be contractually obligated to perform certain duties for payment, however those duties do have boundaries and generally are defined prior to entering the relationship. They are not your microwave or TV, nor will they ever be your property.

      Was this meant to be a poor joke? Well, excuse my "problem recognizing sarcasm" then. I was talking about our internal clearance procedures, not about some lame papers which are equally important to me as MSCE.

      No, it wasn't a joke. I consider the security of the United States be infinitely more important that that of your little dictatorial fiefdom. If you want to refer to your internal clearances, then STATE as much, but somehow I seriously doubt that they're anywhere NEAR as rigorous -- probably a credit check and a quick criminal records check with the state police. I'm not impressed.
      Oh my god... If you are indeed keeping your resume secret for people who want to take advantage of you, then enjoy the unemployment status because as much as I hate to break it to you, all of employers employs employees in one and only one purpose: to take advantage of them. If you think otherwise, you clearly must be insane.

      No, you're incorrect again. First, I don't make it

  172. You are a good negotiator indeed by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    No, becaue of the lack of sick deviant nature of eating, as opposed to the very act of masturbating. (But it's a good strawman argument -- nice try.)

    No, I believe it's a legitimate argument, the whole point of which was to illustrate that just because YOU think something is in poor taste doesn't necessarily mean that it is.

    Still I believe there is a huge difference between having a bad taste and being a perverted deviant, don't you think?

    I will agree with you that viewing porn during work hours is unacceptable behavior.

    I'm glad I finally convinced you about that. (For the lame Slashdot filter: I don't care if I have enough number of characters per line -- what a stupid filter indeed.)

    I'll also agree that the "golden rule" applies ("He who has the gold makes the rules.")

    Fair enough. (For the lame Slashdot filter: I don't care if I have enough number of characters per line -- what a stupid filter indeed.)

    Where we disagree is whether or not an unindexed image constitutes porn and whether threatening employees is acceptable behavior. If you could overcome your dictatorial tunnel-vision for long enough to actually read my posts, you might understand that. The title of the original reply "Don't you think perverts might find that offensive" was sarcasm alluding to the political correctness scattered throughout your post.

    Political correctness? Scattered throughout my post? Are you serious? Or is that another example of sarcasm of yours, which I once again fail to recognize?

    And when did I mention masturbating, you sicko? Do you really need to drag that into the discussion, pervo? :-)

    Please don't call me like that. When did I say you mentioned masturbation? I was the one who mentioned it first and I thought this is what we were talking about. Haven't you read all of the comments in this thread?

    I'll take the liberty to answer your question with another, much more interesting question: Don't you think that browsing their friend's recently-poseted photos of their hiking trip during the time I pay them to work is a little bit unfair, to say the very least?

    As long as the acceptable use policy allows it, I don't consider it incorrect in any way.

    Well, it doesn't. I thought I made it clear. (For the lame Slashdot filter: I don't care if I have enough number of characters per line -- what a stupid filter indeed.)

    Besides, based upon your previous statements regarding your policy, if you're replying to this from your work, you're violating them by doing so.

    First of all I am replying from my home so this is not an issue. But second of all I would not violate the policy even if I did indeed post from work, because I am explicitly excluded from that point of our policy. So I could legally post to Slashdot from work if I wanted to and all I would need would be circumventing the firewall blocking Slashdot.

    Are you kidding? Do you really think that I allow them to do anything with our equipment which is not work related? Maybe I should also allow them to run DDoS attacks while we're at it?

    No, I'm not kidding. Apparently the rules don't apply to you, though, unless you're replying to me from your home.

    Once again, I am replying from my home but nonetheless the rules don't apply to me.

    Oh, please, for the love of god... You just lost a perfectly valid argument in the very second you introduced s

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    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
    1. Re:You are a good negotiator indeed by StealthPenguin · · Score: 1

      I'm glad I finally convinced you about that. (For the lame Slashdot filter: I don't care if I have enough number of characters per line -- what a stupid filter indeed.)

      Although you may have missed it, I did mention something at the start of this exchange to the effect of viewing porn during work hours being generally unacceptable, unless you're in the porn industry, or something similar. No convincing was necessary as that has been my position from the start. My differece of opinion with you was how you define porn, i.e. an image not indexed on google.

      I only mentioned The Third Reich as it is the most well known socialist state in the history of human kind, as well as the most abused analogy in the kind of arguments like the one you introduced.

      Actually, it was a fascist, not socialist, form of government. There's a significant difference between the two, although it's not always readily apparent.

      I'm sure there is. There are things much more important than money. The point is that you need lots of money to buy them.

      I am firmly of the belief that NOT ALL things can be purchased -- some must be EARNED, and no amount of money can be substituted. I don't want to get into some deep philosophical debate on this issue, but I do want you to see my point.

      But the question is: do you have plenty of money right now, and don't want any more?

      Of course I want to make as much as possible. What capitalist would NOT want that? The issue isn't the desire for disposable income, but what actions I'm willing to undertake for that disposable income. If I have to compromise my principles, then I'd just a soon not have the job. I can't enjoy money that I earned unethically nor through the compromise of my principles and beliefs. If that makes me "dumb" in the eyes of some, then so be it, but I don't believe in the concept of "going along to get along."

      We don't pay our employees to negotiate. We pay them to work while giving them enough money that they don't want to walk away, if they make more money for the company than the money we pay them (plus the minimal insurance we have to pay for those whose status hasn't been changed to contractors yet). They don't walk away and not just because they'd be sued into oblivion if they did, but because they actually want to work here, contrary to what you might think.

      You are correct in saying that you don't pay them to negotiate -- that comes BEFORE the contract. Perhaps I should have better-qualified the term "walk away" -- I was referring to walking away from the negotiating table -- knowing when to walk (or run, as the case may be) away from a situation is a crucial survival instinct that's somehow been lost in most people, IMO. Dancing dollar signs somehow blur the vision.

      Well, now I'm cofused. I thought you've said that "[t]hese days clearances are given away like promotional items at a trade show,"

      And I stand by that -- note that I said something to the effect of "when I went through the process," indicating that it was some time ago. Procedures certainly have become lax in this regard.

      I haven't said anything like that. I don't know what do you mean and frankly I'm not sure if I even want to know that...

      I know you didn't say it -- that's why I qualified it with "before you say it" and only meant to illustrate the concept that treating people properly IS NOT kowtowing to every bleat and whine of a prissy and demanding person (a.k.a. "kissing their a**"). Treating anyone with the respect due the position or just being civil to people, regardless of their altitude (or lack thereof) on the ladder, whether you like them or not, is the point that I was trying to make. A friendly, professional atmosphere with reasonable requirements is all that I ask of any situation. It's also something that I believe that every employee should expect. It does, however, work both ways -- employers should expect their employee

  173. That's interesting by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm glad I finally convinced you about that. (For the lame Slashdot filter: I don't care if I have enough number of characters per line -- what a stupid filter indeed.)

    Although you may have missed it, I did mention something at the start of this exchange to the effect of viewing porn during work hours being generally unacceptable, unless you're in the porn industry, or something similar. No convincing was necessary as that has been my position from the start. My differece of opinion with you was how you define porn, i.e. an image not indexed on google.

    Porn "industry" be damned! I was talking about the real industry, not a bunch of perverted freaks calling their sick deviations a so called "industry" to justify their sins and feel better while they should be seeking professional help instead if you ask me. In the Real World watching pornography is unacceptable. Period. This is one of the most basic and widely accepted social norms.

    I only mentioned The Third Reich as it is the most well known socialist state in the history of human kind, as well as the most abused analogy in the kind of arguments like the one you introduced.

    Actually, it was a fascist, not socialist, form of government. There's a significant difference between the two, although it's not always readily apparent. (emphasis added)

    Are you kidding me? Not socialist? And what do you think the "-zi" in Nazi stands for if not sozialistische? Please don't tell me (because I won't believe) that you had no idea that Nazi means Nationalsozialistische, from Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei (National Socialist German Workers Party), the infamous NSDAP, which Adolf Hitler changed the name of Deutsche Arbeiter Partei (German Workers Party) to, after becoming its leader. I hope it wasn't some outrageously stupid joke. One of my friends who had survived the Holocaust unfortunatelly passed away this year so I am a little bit sensitive to jokes about Anti-Semitism.

    I'm sure there is. There are things much more important than money. The point is that you need lots of money to buy them.

    I am firmly of the belief that NOT ALL things can be purchased -- some must be EARNED, and no amount of money can be substituted. I don't want to get into some deep philosophical debate on this issue, but I do want you to see my point.

    Of course not everything can be purchased, it was just an intellectual shorcut of mine. Some things you buy, other ones you lease, some other you license, et cetera. But these are details. The point is that you have to work to get anything and those things you get for your work I call a payment. I don't think anyone can really know the value of anything if one doesn't have to work hard to get it, be it material wealth, intellectual enlightenment, mystical illumination, sexual intercourse or platonic love -- anything. In my opinion only hard work can result in true and honest appreciation.

    But the question is: do you have plenty of money right now, and don't want any more?

    Of course I want to make as much as possible. What capitalist would NOT want that? The issue isn't the desire for disposable income, but what actions I'm willing to undertake for that disposable income. If I have to compromise my principles, then I'd just a soon not have the job. I can't enjoy money that I earned unethically nor through the compromise of my principles and beliefs. If that makes me "dumb" in the eyes of some, then so be it, but I don't believe in the concept of "going along to get along."

    You are not dumb in my opinion, not at all. You might be somehow naive in your utopian

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    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
    1. Re:That's interesting by StealthPenguin · · Score: 1

      In the Real World watching pornography is unacceptable. Period. This is one of the most basic and widely accepted social norms.

      The line between pornography and advertising/marketing is very thin indeed these days. We're subjected to it daily (unless you don't watch TV, block banner ads, don't listen to the radio, and ignore all the 20-somethings and teen girls running around with most of their body exposed to plain view.) Notwithstanding, the point being that it's most likely acceptable to view porn at work if your WORK is porn -- more humor than anything else, and not really essential to the conversation, but a valid point, IMO.

      Are you kidding me? Not socialist? And what do you think the "-zi" in Nazi stands for if not sozialistische?

      * From your favorite search engine: http://www.google.com/search?q=define:fascism

      FASCISM: Political philosophy that became predominant in Italy and then Germany during the 1920s and 1930s; attacked weakness of democracy, corruption of capitalism; promised vigorous foreign and military programs; undertook state control of economy to reduce social friction. (p. 870)
      (occawlonline.pearsoned.com/bookbind/pubbooks/stea rns_awl/medialib/glossary/gloss_F.html)


      * http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859 -1&q=define%3Asocialism

      SOCIALISM: a theory or system of social organization by which the major means of production and distribution are owned, manages, and controlled by the government, by an association or workers, or the community as a whole
      (www.imuna.org/manual/app_a.html)


      * from http://www.publiceye.org/eyes/whatfasc.html

      Fascism is hostile to Marxism, liberalism, and conservatism, yet it borrows concepts and practices from all three.

      * and from http://www.britannica.com/ebc/article?eu=398421 (looks like the source of your translation)

      Totalitarian movement led by Adolf Hitler as head of Germany's Nazi Party (1920-45). Its roots lay in the tradition of Prussian militarism and discipline and German Romanticism, which celebrated a mythic past and proclaimed the rights of the exceptional individual over all rules and laws. Its ideology was shaped by Hitler's beliefs in German racial superiority and the dangers of communism. It rejected liberalism, democracy, the rule of law, and human rights, stressing instead the subordination of the individual to the state and the necessity of strict obedience to leaders. It emphasized the inequality of individuals and "races" and the right of the strong to rule the weak. Politically, National Socialism favoured rearmament, reunification of the German areas of Europe, expansion into non-German areas, and the purging of "undesirables" ... See also fascism.

      If it walks like a fascist and talks like a fascist, it must be a fascist. The term "socialist" in the party name is, in this case, of little significace in defining the type of governmental system.

      Holocaust unfortunatelly passed away this year so I am a little bit sensitive to jokes about Anti-Semitism.

      Might I remind you that YOU are the one that threw out the "Nazi" et. al. in the first place. Now you accuse me of anti-semitism when I said NOTHING regarding this, other than to correct you when you mislabeled a particular form of government? I find your debate practices reprehensible at best, and your anti-semitism-baiting offensive. What kind of PC nonsense is this? Reminds me of the "some of my best friends are ..." kind of crap. Is this some sort of knee-jerk reaction from too much exposure to political correctness, are you doing this to intentionally throw tangents into the debate, or are you just plain silly?

      Perhaps you may understand more easily if it put it into politically correct terms: I certainly have no love for Nazi Germany, either -- I had RELATIVES that were SLAUGHTERED by the Nazi war machine.

  174. I am not quite sure if I fully understand you by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    First of all I'm sorry that you had to wait so long for my reply. It is not true that I didn't wish to address your "incredibly valid arguments" as you said. I didn't know that you are awaiting my answers, since you posted a reply to LuYu's post instead of mine which would have resulted in Slashdot forum sending me a message informing me about your post. It was not the case. It was not until now when I accidentally found your post and now I am replying as soon as I can.

    What you (the original poster) have said, is entirely reasonable, but you have to realise some things:
    • You didn't orinally say that it was a guy masterbating to kiddie porn and that the woman puked (understandable). All you said was that a woman saw some porn on a screen.

    I didn't know I would ever have to say it in the first place. It may be hard to believe for you but I am not exactly proud of this shameful incident. I wish it hadn't ever happened. It's not something I particularly enjoy telling people about. But unfortunately it has happened and now all I can possibly do is making sure that it is absolutely impossible to ever happen again.

    • There is a lot of porn (most I would hope (and in an ideal world, all of it)) that is of consenting adults, not children.

    Of course there is a lot of adult pornography. Please excuse me if I take offense as this banally obvious statement of yours is clearly implying that I do not realize the most simple facts. (I hope offending me was not your intention though.) Contrary to what you might think, I believe that unlike child pornography, merely watching adult pornography in private should not result in prosecution. Being a deviant is not a crime, because such a person is violating only her own soul and body, and instead of a punishment we should offer our help to these people.

    This is not the case though if the pornography is being watched in a public place like a place of work where other -- completely innocent -- people might see it by accident against their will. I believe absolutely no one -- adult or otherwise -- should ever be forced to watch those sick perverted materials.

    • And the guy was fucking wanking! That kind of changes the case a LOT!.

    I am not quite sure if I fully understand your intentions hidden behind this statement. Would you mind clarifying what did you mean which was not already stated in other points above?

    And still, none of this is all that related to censorship of the written word. If you are worried about legalities, it is probably ok to strip out images, or to not display an article, but I would be VERY careful before changing a written piece and reattributing it to the original author...
    • Reconstructing sentences could be considered a violation of the DMCA.
    • The original author could sue for libel or just because they are pissed off because the new text could be saying things which were not originally intended.

    Commenting these "incredibly valid arguments" as you keep calling them, I haven't ever said it was "related to censorship of the written word" but in fact it is related very closely. Pornography can use many shapes and forms -- namely photography, movies, audio recordings, paintings and last but not least, written text. As for someone being able to sue me "because they are pissed off" then, well, I'm not sure if "[being] pissed off" is a strong case for legal action. As for the DMCA, could you please quote a fragment you are refering to? Thank you.

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    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
  175. What? by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What are you talking about? Do I know you? Is that some kind of stupid joke?

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    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
  176. Who are you? by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Who are you? I have no idea what are you talking about. If you really know me then you should also know my email address instead of contacting me here on Slashdot.

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    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
  177. You are wasting my time by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 0, Troll

    I belive this is something completely different than confirming to a journalist that some pervert was masturbating in the public place in a gov-sponsored lab. I don't have any friend named Sado Domina or whatever and therefore you not only spread obvious lies but you also waste the time of Slashdot readers. If you indeed know me then contact me privately. Otherwise, get lost and stop wasting my time.

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    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
  178. Publically? by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 0

    "Publically," eh? Fine. We both know you are bluffing. Oh, by the way, are you really that naive to think that I cannot find your identity if you post as "Anonymous Coward" on Slashdot? As for the video footage, if you knew the case you'd also know that this tape was being used as the main evinence in the court and as such was already in public domain. I can't believe you want to talk about it, it was years ago! Just get over it.

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    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."
  179. Sorry for the delay by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 0

    Sorry. I'm in the middle of a major depressive episode. I'll try to reply as soon as I am back in the hipomanic part of the spectrum. I'm really sorry but I just can't write anything with sense right now. I hate it when it happens but I can't help much. Sorry.

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    Sincerely,
    Pan Tarhei Hosé, PhD.
    "Homo sum et cogito ergo odi profanum vulgus et libido."