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  1. Re:Linux? I cunt bitch menstrual bloody tampon fag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Multiplayer Space Quest in a Browser
    Cat on Smack Story and THE LONG GOAT

    So I came home from work the other day to discover my cat mittens laying on the floor. His breathing was very shallow and his eyes were very glassy. When I approached him I noticed a belt tied around his arm and both a syringe and a bent spoon laying beside him. Despite all his promises to the contrary, my beloved Mittens has started shooting up smack again!

    Fortunately the paramedics showed up quickly and gave him some naloxone which saved him. Unfortunately the problem of my cat being addicted to heroin still remains. Last week he sold my stereo and this weekend Mittens offered to perform oral sex on me in exchange for a hit.

    I love my cat and want to see him off this horrible drug. Unfortunately he won't stop on his own! Mittens says he can quit anytime he wants to and becomes combative when I force the issue. I'm tired of seeing him throw his life away. He could've been a great mouser, one of the best before he got hooked.

    Can anyone recommend a way to get my cat off heroin? It would be much appreciated.

    Also, this must be said; I dont want to fuck my poor cat mittens. I love him dearly. IF he offered oral sex as a hit, and I would never compromise the sanctity and trust of our brotherly (non gay, non sexual) relationship! I thank youall for your genuine concern for the safety of my genitals with regard to animal contact with sandpapery cat tongues, I assure your that fornicating with animals is not on the repitoire!

    Please, if you know how to help poor mittens get off the smack, please, for the love of god help. Its mittens darkest time, and I dont want this to turn out like that beefy rugby guy who died on junk in Trainspotting. I dont want me or mittens to swim in toilets either. Please, help!!

    I have a better title for this STORY!!! It should be:

    Rhode Apple: Taco is switching to BUTT SEX!


    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *


    Our Goatse Prayer
    Llegaré a ser petador, el mejor que habrá jamás.
    Mi causa es ser reventador, tras mi gran petada anal.
    Petaré cualquier animal llegaré a partirlo en dos.
    Al fin podré agujerear el culo de Goatsemon. (Es Goatsemon)
    Petalos todos. Es mi destino, mi misión. (Es Goatsemon)
    Tú eres mi amigo fiel, pero deja ya mi esfinter. (Es Goatsemon)
    Petalos todos. Seremos mejor al fin.
    Te peto yo, y tú a mí Goatsemon.
    Hazte con todos. Goatsemon..

    So I came home from work the other day to discover my cat laying on the floor. His breathing was very shallow and his eyes were very glassy. When I approached him I noticed a belt tied around his arm and both a syringe and a bent spoon laying beside him. Despite all his promises to the contrary, my beloved Mittens has started shooting up smack again!

    Fortunately the paramedics showed up quickly and gave him some naloxone which saved him. Unfortunately the problem of my cat being addicted to heroin still remains. Last week he sold my stereo and this weekend Mittens offered to perform oral sex on me in exchange for a hit.

    I love my cat and want to see him off this horrible drug. Unfortunately he won't stop on his own! Mittens says he can quit anytime he wants to and becomes combative when I force the issue. I'm tired of seeing him throw his life away. He could've been a great mouser, one of the best before he got hooked.

    Can anyone recommend a way to get my cat off heroin? It would be much appreciated.

  2. Re:Linux? I cunt bitch menstrual bloody tampon fag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Multiplayer Space Quest in a Browser
    Cat on Smack Story and THE LONG GOAT

    So I came home from work the other day to discover my cat mittens laying on the floor. His breathing was very shallow and his eyes were very glassy. When I approached him I noticed a belt tied around his arm and both a syringe and a bent spoon laying beside him. Despite all his promises to the contrary, my beloved Mittens has started shooting up smack again!

    Fortunately the paramedics showed up quickly and gave him some naloxone which saved him. Unfortunately the problem of my cat being addicted to heroin still remains. Last week he sold my stereo and this weekend Mittens offered to perform oral sex on me in exchange for a hit.

    I love my cat and want to see him off this horrible drug. Unfortunately he won't stop on his own! Mittens says he can quit anytime he wants to and becomes combative when I force the issue. I'm tired of seeing him throw his life away. He could've been a great mouser, one of the best before he got hooked.

    Can anyone recommend a way to get my cat off heroin? It would be much appreciated.

    Also, this must be said; I dont want to fuck my poor cat mittens. I love him dearly. IF he offered oral sex as a hit, and I would never compromise the sanctity and trust of our brotherly (non gay, non sexual) relationship! I thank youall for your genuine concern for the safety of my genitals with regard to animal contact with sandpapery cat tongues, I assure your that fornicating with animals is not on the repitoire!

    Please, if you know how to help poor mittens get off the smack, please, for the love of god help. Its mittens darkest time, and I dont want this to turn out like that beefy rugby guy who died on junk in Trainspotting. I dont want me or mittens to swim in toilets either. Please, help!!

    I have a better title for this STORY!!! It should be:

    Rhode Apple: Taco is switching to BUTT SEX!


    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *


    Our Goatse Prayer
    Llegaré a ser petador, el mejor que habrá jamás.
    Mi causa es ser reventador, tras mi gran petada anal.
    Petaré cualquier animal llegaré a partirlo en dos.
    Al fin podré agujerear el culo de Goatsemon. (Es Goatsemon)
    Petalos todos. Es mi destino, mi misión. (Es Goatsemon)
    Tú eres mi amigo fiel, pero deja ya mi esfinter. (Es Goatsemon)
    Petalos todos. Seremos mejor al fin.
    Te peto yo, y tú a mí Goatsemon.
    Hazte con todos. Goatsemon..

    So I came home from work the other day to discover my cat laying on the floor. His breathing was very shallow and his eyes were very glassy. When I approached him I noticed a belt tied around his arm and both a syringe and a bent spoon laying beside him. Despite all his promises to the contrary, my beloved Mittens has started shooting up smack again!

    Fortunately the paramedics showed up quickly and gave him some naloxone which saved him. Unfortunately the problem of my cat being addicted to heroin still remains. Last week he sold my stereo and this weekend Mittens offered to perform oral sex on me in exchange for a hit.

    I love my cat and want to see him off this horrible drug. Unfortunately he won't stop on his own! Mittens says he can quit anytime he wants to and becomes combative when I force the issue. I'm tired of seeing him throw his life away. He could've been a great mouser, one of the best before he got hooked.

    Can anyone recommend a way to get my cat off heroin? It would be much appreciated.

  3. Re:Linux? I cunt bitch menstrual bloody tampon fag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Multiplayer Space Quest in a Browser
    Cat on Smack Story and THE LONG GOAT

    So I came home from work the other day to discover my cat mittens laying on the floor. His breathing was very shallow and his eyes were very glassy. When I approached him I noticed a belt tied around his arm and both a syringe and a bent spoon laying beside him. Despite all his promises to the contrary, my beloved Mittens has started shooting up smack again!

    Fortunately the paramedics showed up quickly and gave him some naloxone which saved him. Unfortunately the problem of my cat being addicted to heroin still remains. Last week he sold my stereo and this weekend Mittens offered to perform oral sex on me in exchange for a hit.

    I love my cat and want to see him off this horrible drug. Unfortunately he won't stop on his own! Mittens says he can quit anytime he wants to and becomes combative when I force the issue. I'm tired of seeing him throw his life away. He could've been a great mouser, one of the best before he got hooked.

    Can anyone recommend a way to get my cat off heroin? It would be much appreciated.

    Also, this must be said; I dont want to fuck my poor cat mittens. I love him dearly. IF he offered oral sex as a hit, and I would never compromise the sanctity and trust of our brotherly (non gay, non sexual) relationship! I thank youall for your genuine concern for the safety of my genitals with regard to animal contact with sandpapery cat tongues, I assure your that fornicating with animals is not on the repitoire!

    Please, if you know how to help poor mittens get off the smack, please, for the love of god help. Its mittens darkest time, and I dont want this to turn out like that beefy rugby guy who died on junk in Trainspotting. I dont want me or mittens to swim in toilets either. Please, help!!

    I have a better title for this STORY!!! It should be:

    Rhode Apple: Taco is switching to BUTT SEX!


    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *


    Our Goatse Prayer
    Llegaré a ser petador, el mejor que habrá jamás.
    Mi causa es ser reventador, tras mi gran petada anal.
    Petaré cualquier animal llegaré a partirlo en dos.
    Al fin podré agujerear el culo de Goatsemon. (Es Goatsemon)
    Petalos todos. Es mi destino, mi misión. (Es Goatsemon)
    Tú eres mi amigo fiel, pero deja ya mi esfinter. (Es Goatsemon)
    Petalos todos. Seremos mejor al fin.
    Te peto yo, y tú a mí Goatsemon.
    Hazte con todos. Goatsemon..

    So I came home from work the other day to discover my cat laying on the floor. His breathing was very shallow and his eyes were very glassy. When I approached him I noticed a belt tied around his arm and both a syringe and a bent spoon laying beside him. Despite all his promises to the contrary, my beloved Mittens has started shooting up smack again!

    Fortunately the paramedics showed up quickly and gave him some naloxone which saved him. Unfortunately the problem of my cat being addicted to heroin still remains. Last week he sold my stereo and this weekend Mittens offered to perform oral sex on me in exchange for a hit.

    I love my cat and want to see him off this horrible drug. Unfortunately he won't stop on his own! Mittens says he can quit anytime he wants to and becomes combative when I force the issue. I'm tired of seeing him throw his life away. He could've been a great mouser, one of the best before he got hooked.

    Can anyone recommend a way to get my cat off heroin? It would be much appreciated.

  4. Re:Linux? I cunt bitch menstrual bloody tampon fag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Multiplayer Space Quest in a Browser
    Cat on Smack Story and THE LONG GOAT

    So I came home from work the other day to discover my cat mittens laying on the floor. His breathing was very shallow and his eyes were very glassy. When I approached him I noticed a belt tied around his arm and both a syringe and a bent spoon laying beside him. Despite all his promises to the contrary, my beloved Mittens has started shooting up smack again!

    Fortunately the paramedics showed up quickly and gave him some naloxone which saved him. Unfortunately the problem of my cat being addicted to heroin still remains. Last week he sold my stereo and this weekend Mittens offered to perform oral sex on me in exchange for a hit.

    I love my cat and want to see him off this horrible drug. Unfortunately he won't stop on his own! Mittens says he can quit anytime he wants to and becomes combative when I force the issue. I'm tired of seeing him throw his life away. He could've been a great mouser, one of the best before he got hooked.

    Can anyone recommend a way to get my cat off heroin? It would be much appreciated.

    Also, this must be said; I dont want to fuck my poor cat mittens. I love him dearly. IF he offered oral sex as a hit, and I would never compromise the sanctity and trust of our brotherly (non gay, non sexual) relationship! I thank youall for your genuine concern for the safety of my genitals with regard to animal contact with sandpapery cat tongues, I assure your that fornicating with animals is not on the repitoire!

    Please, if you know how to help poor mittens get off the smack, please, for the love of god help. Its mittens darkest time, and I dont want this to turn out like that beefy rugby guy who died on junk in Trainspotting. I dont want me or mittens to swim in toilets either. Please, help!!

    I have a better title for this STORY!!! It should be:

    Rhode Apple: Taco is switching to BUTT SEX!


    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *


    Our Goatse Prayer
    Llegaré a ser petador, el mejor que habrá jamás.
    Mi causa es ser reventador, tras mi gran petada anal.
    Petaré cualquier animal llegaré a partirlo en dos.
    Al fin podré agujerear el culo de Goatsemon. (Es Goatsemon)
    Petalos todos. Es mi destino, mi misión. (Es Goatsemon)
    Tú eres mi amigo fiel, pero deja ya mi esfinter. (Es Goatsemon)
    Petalos todos. Seremos mejor al fin.
    Te peto yo, y tú a mí Goatsemon.
    Hazte con todos. Goatsemon..

    So I came home from work the other day to discover my cat laying on the floor. His breathing was very shallow and his eyes were very glassy. When I approached him I noticed a belt tied around his arm and both a syringe and a bent spoon laying beside him. Despite all his promises to the contrary, my beloved Mittens has started shooting up smack again!

    Fortunately the paramedics showed up quickly and gave him some naloxone which saved him. Unfortunately the problem of my cat being addicted to heroin still remains. Last week he sold my stereo and this weekend Mittens offered to perform oral sex on me in exchange for a hit.

    I love my cat and want to see him off this horrible drug. Unfortunately he won't stop on his own! Mittens says he can quit anytime he wants to and becomes combative when I force the issue. I'm tired of seeing him throw his life away. He could've been a great mouser, one of the best before he got hooked.

    Can anyone recommend a way to get my cat off heroin? It would be much appreciated.

  5. Re:Linux? I cunt bitch menstrual bloody tampon fag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Multiplayer Space Quest in a Browser
    Cat on Smack Story and THE LONG GOAT

    So I came home from work the other day to discover my cat mittens laying on the floor. His breathing was very shallow and his eyes were very glassy. When I approached him I noticed a belt tied around his arm and both a syringe and a bent spoon laying beside him. Despite all his promises to the contrary, my beloved Mittens has started shooting up smack again!

    Fortunately the paramedics showed up quickly and gave him some naloxone which saved him. Unfortunately the problem of my cat being addicted to heroin still remains. Last week he sold my stereo and this weekend Mittens offered to perform oral sex on me in exchange for a hit.

    I love my cat and want to see him off this horrible drug. Unfortunately he won't stop on his own! Mittens says he can quit anytime he wants to and becomes combative when I force the issue. I'm tired of seeing him throw his life away. He could've been a great mouser, one of the best before he got hooked.

    Can anyone recommend a way to get my cat off heroin? It would be much appreciated.

    Also, this must be said; I dont want to fuck my poor cat mittens. I love him dearly. IF he offered oral sex as a hit, and I would never compromise the sanctity and trust of our brotherly (non gay, non sexual) relationship! I thank youall for your genuine concern for the safety of my genitals with regard to animal contact with sandpapery cat tongues, I assure your that fornicating with animals is not on the repitoire!

    Please, if you know how to help poor mittens get off the smack, please, for the love of god help. Its mittens darkest time, and I dont want this to turn out like that beefy rugby guy who died on junk in Trainspotting. I dont want me or mittens to swim in toilets either. Please, help!!

    I have a better title for this STORY!!! It should be:

    Rhode Apple: Taco is switching to BUTT SEX!


    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *


    Our Goatse Prayer
    Llegaré a ser petador, el mejor que habrá jamás.
    Mi causa es ser reventador, tras mi gran petada anal.
    Petaré cualquier animal llegaré a partirlo en dos.
    Al fin podré agujerear el culo de Goatsemon. (Es Goatsemon)
    Petalos todos. Es mi destino, mi misión. (Es Goatsemon)
    Tú eres mi amigo fiel, pero deja ya mi esfinter. (Es Goatsemon)
    Petalos todos. Seremos mejor al fin.
    Te peto yo, y tú a mí Goatsemon.
    Hazte con todos. Goatsemon..

    So I came home from work the other day to discover my cat laying on the floor. His breathing was very shallow and his eyes were very glassy. When I approached him I noticed a belt tied around his arm and both a syringe and a bent spoon laying beside him. Despite all his promises to the contrary, my beloved Mittens has started shooting up smack again!

    Fortunately the paramedics showed up quickly and gave him some naloxone which saved him. Unfortunately the problem of my cat being addicted to heroin still remains. Last week he sold my stereo and this weekend Mittens offered to perform oral sex on me in exchange for a hit.

    I love my cat and want to see him off this horrible drug. Unfortunately he won't stop on his own! Mittens says he can quit anytime he wants to and becomes combative when I force the issue. I'm tired of seeing him throw his life away. He could've been a great mouser, one of the best before he got hooked.

    Can anyone recommend a way to get my cat off heroin? It would be much appreciated.

  6. Cool!! by Tuxinatorium · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Embedded Linux In Onkyo's Home Music Server

    This thing uses wireless networking for transferring mp3's to the mp3 player. That's a really cool feature. Never saw that in an MP3 player before.

  7. [ My favorite google search, by ekrout ] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Update On The Jon Johansen Trial
    SON OF GOATSE (Formerly Neo-Goatse.cx)
    SON OF GOATSE. If that made you go blind, visit The Laziest Men on Mars -
    all you'll need are your ears! ... (Goatse.cx still has the original gaper.).
    www.conhugeco.org/goatse.cx/ - 2k - Cached - Similar pages

    Goatse Revealed
    I remember the first time I was linked to Goatse. Yes even I was once like
    you. ... Either way, I got my first hit of Goatse. Damn did it hit me. ...
    www.dangerz.net/gatasa/article.shtml - 8k - Cached - Similar pages

    kuro5hin.org || User Info
    ... We need your support: buy an ad | premium membership. User info for
    goatse. View comments posted by goatse View goatse's diary View ...
    www.kuro5hin.org/user/uid:24154 - 17k - Cached

    Goatse Merchandise | Powered byCafePress.com
    ... ordering information | shipping & returns | payment options | satisfaction
    guarantee, Goatse Merchandise, ... THE source for all your Goatse needs! ...
    www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=goatsemerch - 15k - Cached - Similar pages

    The Prime Number Shitting Goatse.cx Man Has Moved!
    The link to the Prime Number Shitting Goatse.cx Man is outdated.
    Please replace it with the code below. Inform the webmaster of ...
    www.oswego.edu/~jpeck/prime/ - 2k - Dec. 11, 2002 - Cached - Similar pages

    Bob Goatse interview
    Bob Goatse - the passage of the century. ... FC-uk: Hello? Hello? Mr Goatse? Bob Goatse:
    (muffled) Where's the cellphone? I thought I heard it. FC-uk: Hello? ...
    www.fc-uk.org.uk/goatse/ - 15k - Cached - Similar pages

    Project info for Goatse
    Project info for Goatse. Page created 5 Sep 2000 by TheGiver (Journeyer), last
    modified 5 Sep 2000 by TheGiver (Journeyer). Homepage: http://goatse.cx. ...
    www.advogato.org/proj/Goatse/ - 2k - Dec. 11, 2002 - Cached - Similar pages

    Goatse
    Goatse. ... However I had heard too many people talk about goatse.cx that
    have never even seen the full photo gallery of the goatse guy. ...
    www.hektik.org/various/various/goatse/ - 9k - Cached - Similar pages

    DIRK [goatse.cx]
    From to. goatse.cx is connected to because. Warning: mysql_fetch_array():
    supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in

  8. Re:WARNING, GOATSE.CX LINK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on TMDC5
    Asshat

    But it doesn't wear a hat. This one does!

  9. phirst poast piss frost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Emagic Releases Logic Platinum for Mac OS X
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK * * *
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fianc*e's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

    Fuck you penislips. The plural form of virus is VIRUSES. Piss off kitten cake fuckstick bitch motherfucker with your snarky asslicking butthole fuckmouth shit bitch rim job fucker.

  10. phirst poast piss frost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Emagic Releases Logic Platinum for Mac OS X
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK * * *
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fianc*e's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

    Fuck you penislips. The plural form of virus is VIRUSES. Piss off kitten cake fuckstick bitch motherfucker with your snarky asslicking butthole fuckmouth shit bitch rim job fucker.

  11. phirst poast piss frost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Emagic Releases Logic Platinum for Mac OS X
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK * * *
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fianc*e's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

    Fuck you penislips. The plural form of virus is VIRUSES. Piss off kitten cake fuckstick bitch motherfucker with your snarky asslicking butthole fuckmouth shit bitch rim job fucker.

  12. phirst poast piss frost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Emagic Releases Logic Platinum for Mac OS X
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK * * *
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fianc*e's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

    Fuck you penislips. The plural form of virus is VIRUSES. Piss off kitten cake fuckstick bitch motherfucker with your snarky asslicking butthole fuckmouth shit bitch rim job fucker.

  13. phirst poast piss frost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Emagic Releases Logic Platinum for Mac OS X
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK * * *
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fianc*e's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

    Fuck you penislips. The plural form of virus is VIRUSES. Piss off kitten cake fuckstick bitch motherfucker with your snarky asslicking butthole fuckmouth shit bitch rim job fucker.

  14. Re:Yeks! second poast fuckstix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Burn a DVD-AC3 Compatible CD-R
    Phirst Poast
    Eugenia Loli-Queru is a fat fascist fucking COW PIG BITCH CUNT. Her fatty labia covered with furry molting hair. Her gross Greek fat fuck male hormone hair. http://slashdot.org/~eugenia%20loli/journal/ It took this stupid fat cunt 6 years to find a song she was looking for. I hate this fat cunt pig bitch.
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and den

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    47: I always wanted to drive one of these... CHINK: Well, its not going to be this one, so PISS OFF!

  15. Re:Yeks! second poast fuckstix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Burn a DVD-AC3 Compatible CD-R
    Phirst Poast
    Eugenia Loli-Queru is a fat fascist fucking COW PIG BITCH CUNT. Her fatty labia covered with furry molting hair. Her gross Greek fat fuck male hormone hair. http://slashdot.org/~eugenia%20loli/journal/ It took this stupid fat cunt 6 years to find a song she was looking for. I hate this fat cunt pig bitch.
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and den

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    47: I always wanted to drive one of these... CHINK: Well, its not going to be this one, so PISS OFF!

  16. Re:Yeks! second poast fuckstix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Burn a DVD-AC3 Compatible CD-R
    Phirst Poast
    Eugenia Loli-Queru is a fat fascist fucking COW PIG BITCH CUNT. Her fatty labia covered with furry molting hair. Her gross Greek fat fuck male hormone hair. http://slashdot.org/~eugenia%20loli/journal/ It took this stupid fat cunt 6 years to find a song she was looking for. I hate this fat cunt pig bitch.
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and den

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
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    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    47: I always wanted to drive one of these... CHINK: Well, its not going to be this one, so PISS OFF!

  17. Re:Yeks! second poast fuckstix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Burn a DVD-AC3 Compatible CD-R
    Phirst Poast
    Eugenia Loli-Queru is a fat fascist fucking COW PIG BITCH CUNT. Her fatty labia covered with furry molting hair. Her gross Greek fat fuck male hormone hair. http://slashdot.org/~eugenia%20loli/journal/ It took this stupid fat cunt 6 years to find a song she was looking for. I hate this fat cunt pig bitch.
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and den

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
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    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
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    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
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    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    47: I always wanted to drive one of these... CHINK: Well, its not going to be this one, so PISS OFF!

  18. Re:Yeks! second poast fuckstix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Burn a DVD-AC3 Compatible CD-R
    Phirst Poast
    Eugenia Loli-Queru is a fat fascist fucking COW PIG BITCH CUNT. Her fatty labia covered with furry molting hair. Her gross Greek fat fuck male hormone hair. http://slashdot.org/~eugenia%20loli/journal/ It took this stupid fat cunt 6 years to find a song she was looking for. I hate this fat cunt pig bitch.
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and den

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
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    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
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    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    47: I always wanted to drive one of these... CHINK: Well, its not going to be this one, so PISS OFF!

  19. Phirst Poast CUNT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Deeper Science of Green Slime
    Phirst Poast
    Eugenia Loli-Queru is a fat fascist fucking COW PIG BITCH CUNT. Her fatty labia covered with furry molting hair. Her gross Greek fat fuck male hormone hair. http://slashdot.org/~eugenia%20loli/journal/ It took this stupid fat cunt 6 years to find a song she was looking for
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and den

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
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    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    47: I always wanted to drive one of these... CHINK: Well, its not going to be this one, so PISS OFF!

  20. Phirst Poast CUNT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Deeper Science of Green Slime
    Phirst Poast
    Eugenia Loli-Queru is a fat fascist fucking COW PIG BITCH CUNT. Her fatty labia covered with furry molting hair. Her gross Greek fat fuck male hormone hair. http://slashdot.org/~eugenia%20loli/journal/ It took this stupid fat cunt 6 years to find a song she was looking for
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and den

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
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    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
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    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
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    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    47: I always wanted to drive one of these... CHINK: Well, its not going to be this one, so PISS OFF!

  21. Phirst Poast CUNT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Deeper Science of Green Slime
    Phirst Poast
    Eugenia Loli-Queru is a fat fascist fucking COW PIG BITCH CUNT. Her fatty labia covered with furry molting hair. Her gross Greek fat fuck male hormone hair. http://slashdot.org/~eugenia%20loli/journal/ It took this stupid fat cunt 6 years to find a song she was looking for
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and den

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
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    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    47: I always wanted to drive one of these... CHINK: Well, its not going to be this one, so PISS OFF!

  22. Phirst Poast CUNT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Deeper Science of Green Slime
    Phirst Poast
    Eugenia Loli-Queru is a fat fascist fucking COW PIG BITCH CUNT. Her fatty labia covered with furry molting hair. Her gross Greek fat fuck male hormone hair. http://slashdot.org/~eugenia%20loli/journal/ It took this stupid fat cunt 6 years to find a song she was looking for
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and den

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
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    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    47: I always wanted to drive one of these... CHINK: Well, its not going to be this one, so PISS OFF!

  23. Phirst Poast CUNT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Deeper Science of Green Slime
    Phirst Poast
    Eugenia Loli-Queru is a fat fascist fucking COW PIG BITCH CUNT. Her fatty labia covered with furry molting hair. Her gross Greek fat fuck male hormone hair. http://slashdot.org/~eugenia%20loli/journal/ It took this stupid fat cunt 6 years to find a song she was looking for
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and den

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
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    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    47: I always wanted to drive one of these... CHINK: Well, its not going to be this one, so PISS OFF!

  24. fisting the phist poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Low Cost SBC Dev Kits for Embedded App Training?
    In response to Phirst Poast above, http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=38874&cid= 4159841

    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK * * *
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fianc*e's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
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  25. fisting the phist poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Low Cost SBC Dev Kits for Embedded App Training?
    In response to Phirst Poast above, http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=38874&cid= 4159841

    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK * * *
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fianc*e's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
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    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

  26. fisting the phist poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Low Cost SBC Dev Kits for Embedded App Training?
    In response to Phirst Poast above, http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=38874&cid= 4159841

    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK * * *
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fianc*e's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

  27. fisting the phist poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Low Cost SBC Dev Kits for Embedded App Training?
    In response to Phirst Poast above, http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=38874&cid= 4159841

    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK * * *
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fianc*e's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

  28. fisting the phist poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Low Cost SBC Dev Kits for Embedded App Training?
    In response to Phirst Poast above, http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=38874&cid= 4159841

    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK * * *
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fianc*e's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

  29. Re:Duplicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Sun Includes Microsoft-Like Automatic Updates Clause
    In response to Phirst Poast above, http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=38874&cid= 4159841

    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK * * *
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fianc*e's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

  30. Re:Duplicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Sun Includes Microsoft-Like Automatic Updates Clause
    In response to Phirst Poast above, http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=38874&cid= 4159841

    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK * * *
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fianc*e's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t
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    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|e
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    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

  31. Re:Duplicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Sun Includes Microsoft-Like Automatic Updates Clause
    In response to Phirst Poast above, http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=38874&cid= 4159841

    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK * * *
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fianc*e's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
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    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

  32. Re:Duplicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Sun Includes Microsoft-Like Automatic Updates Clause
    In response to Phirst Poast above, http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=38874&cid= 4159841

    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK * * *
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fianc*e's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t
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    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

  33. Re:Duplicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Sun Includes Microsoft-Like Automatic Updates Clause
    In response to Phirst Poast above, http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=38874&cid= 4159841

    Its not front page because the Slashdot editors are fucking jerkoff sucks. They are fucking biased asshole anime loving fascist totalitarian fucking prick motherfuckers. Communist+fascist. I hate them. I'm no great fan of MSFT, but I wouldn't SACRIFICE MY OWN FUCKING INTEGRITY TO HATE THEM. Look at you fucking SlashFag puke fuck editors, look at your fat selves. Sklashdot dipshits. Horrbile CONJECTURE in "stories." Horrible moderations of comments. HORRIBLE. I used to be a contributing memeber. But after several accounts at 50 Karma, (NOW GAY EXCELLENT) I realized after a few months that Slashdot is a fucking cult shithole. FUCK YOU TACO,DEATH to SLASHDOT

    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK * * *
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fianc*e's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

  34. phirst post second poast third poast, which is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on A New Model for Software Innovation
    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  35. phirst post second poast third poast, which is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on A New Model for Software Innovation
    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  36. phirst post second poast third poast, which is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on A New Model for Software Innovation
    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  37. phirst post second poast third poast, which is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on A New Model for Software Innovation
    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  38. phirst post second poast third poast, which is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on A New Model for Software Innovation
    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  39. phirst poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Price of Minidiscs in Australia?
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

    Fuck you penislips. The plural form of virus is VIRUSES. Piss off kitten cake fuckstick bitch motherfucker with your snarky asslicking butthole fuckmouth shit bitch rim job fucker.
  40. phirst poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Price of Minidiscs in Australia?
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

    Fuck you penislips. The plural form of virus is VIRUSES. Piss off kitten cake fuckstick bitch motherfucker with your snarky asslicking butthole fuckmouth shit bitch rim job fucker.
  41. phirst poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Price of Minidiscs in Australia?
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

    Fuck you penislips. The plural form of virus is VIRUSES. Piss off kitten cake fuckstick bitch motherfucker with your snarky asslicking butthole fuckmouth shit bitch rim job fucker.
  42. phirst poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Price of Minidiscs in Australia?
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

    Fuck you penislips. The plural form of virus is VIRUSES. Piss off kitten cake fuckstick bitch motherfucker with your snarky asslicking butthole fuckmouth shit bitch rim job fucker.
  43. phirst poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Price of Minidiscs in Australia?
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

    Fuck you penislips. The plural form of virus is VIRUSES. Piss off kitten cake fuckstick bitch motherfucker with your snarky asslicking butthole fuckmouth shit bitch rim job fucker.
  44. phirst poast phirst poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Dreamcast Broadband Adapters
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

    Fuck you penislips. The plural form of virus is VIRUSES. Piss off kitten cake fuckstick bitch motherfucker with your snarky asslicking butthole fuckmouth shit bitch rim job fucker.
  45. phirst poast phirst poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Dreamcast Broadband Adapters
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

    Fuck you penislips. The plural form of virus is VIRUSES. Piss off kitten cake fuckstick bitch motherfucker with your snarky asslicking butthole fuckmouth shit bitch rim job fucker.
  46. phirst poast phirst poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Dreamcast Broadband Adapters
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

    Fuck you penislips. The plural form of virus is VIRUSES. Piss off kitten cake fuckstick bitch motherfucker with your snarky asslicking butthole fuckmouth shit bitch rim job fucker.
  47. phirst poast phirst poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Dreamcast Broadband Adapters
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

    Fuck you penislips. The plural form of virus is VIRUSES. Piss off kitten cake fuckstick bitch motherfucker with your snarky asslicking butthole fuckmouth shit bitch rim job fucker.
  48. phirst poast phirst poast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Dreamcast Broadband Adapters
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
    2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
    3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
    4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!

    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccc cco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|ccc ccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:c cccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc| cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\cccccc c:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccc cc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\c ccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\ |ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>c c\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\cc ce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc| ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc |cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_ /c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\ccccccccc ccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccc cccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccc cccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|ccc ccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|c cccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *

    Fuck you penislips. The plural form of virus is VIRUSES. Piss off kitten cake fuckstick bitch motherfucker with your snarky asslicking butthole fuckmouth shit bitch rim job fucker.
  49. PHIRST POAST PHIRST POAST PHIRST POAST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Scientists Find New Way To Destroy Anthrax
    PHIRST POAST
    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
    ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc:cccce
    xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\ccccc|ccccx
    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
  50. PHIRST POAST PHIRST POAST PHIRST POAST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Scientists Find New Way To Destroy Anthrax
    PHIRST POAST
    Phirst Poast
    MODERATORS Crack smoke wafts though air - Dumb shit moderator - Try to suck less, please
    KAZAA Fuck R I A A - Network sold behind their backs - Stupid fucking cunts
    Slashdot, Where Editors come to SUCK © ® (TM)
    HAIKUS
    Haiku: to the Slashfags. Fuck slash editors - The cumlicking fags they are - I shit upon them
    TACO pondering GOATSE: I stare at the goat - His huge gaping ass so wide - And I want to eat
    Haiku: The ancient haiku: - Flame Taco and CowboyNeal - With lame poetry.
    CowboyNeal A mountain of fat, - butt cheeks jiggling like Jello. - What an odd poll choice!
    CmdrTaco Watching Pokemon - With cum stuck on his goatee. - Newbie loser scum.
    Stinky Kathleen Fent Cockeater Taco, - Proposing to Fent online, - I fingered her too.
    Rob Malda and Kathleen Fent Chubby breasts, fat ass - Distract us from Rob's boylust. - But they both suck cock!
    Taco Tuesday: Too much mexican. - Angry poo, firey hot. - Where's my antacid?
    CHOAD licking Taco: Malda in the dark - Swallowing chode for profit - He rips his anus
    Fuck KATZ Katz is a Jew - michael is a Mormon - Or is it Timothy?
    Martini Fuck off That is fucking good. - I nearly spilt martini - On my nice trousers.
    Slap my Ham, rub it off, fuck Spank fast wank it hard - Jerk that dick to Pokemon - Party at Taco's
    GOAT I just came again - looking at the goat-see man - more kleenex required
    Cock BIRD The Dead Penis Bird - Nailed to the member always - Never falling off
    BSD Stare into the night - Sun is setting on your sys - BSD is dead
    Michael Michael User Simms - Sifting through all our comments - Censoring bastard
    Klerk Trolltalk hard to read - Information desires - Wideness for us all
    Cobalt Really tired now - Off to masturbate to sleep - See you at the day
    Humorless Moderator Crack smoke wafts through air - Humorless moderator - Why do you hate me?

    Taco, I want you to fuck me in the ass please. I am dying to be anally accosted. I want to be ravaged like hog. I want you to dress like a farmer and make me oink like a pig. I want an ass reaming like no other. Taco, I haven't had this kind of lust for you since the crazy college days. We used to butt fuck each other in the stalls. You always told me not to flush and preferred using my feces as apposed to real lubricant. I remember your chocolaty member, your manhood, draped in my feces. Man, Robbie, I remember. I was day dreaming, escaping into a nether world where we used to fornicate, and live in fornicatory bliss. You used to like to keep your tubes socks on to enhance they gay look. We were so flitty and light on out feet. I am so very confused these days. I have difficulty conceptualizing the time that was then in contrast to now. I mean, first you were a raging homosexual, now you deprecate me in favor of this "woman." I know that bitch is a transvestite. You are closeting your homosexuality and denying your roots in my ass!

    Don't be fooled! This man knows how to suck a dick. He may nibble, and bite, and pretend to be sheepish at first, but deep down this cock loving acolyte of shaft licks cock like a bar maid.

    I am destabilizing. The world is going dark to me. I have scintillating threads of motley thoughts, my ability to control my self evanesces away! I have only an adamantine desire to see your balloon knot once again, and to have you ravage mine! I see a world of GOATS. A goat fucking extravaganza. I invoke the ANUS of DOOM! I hate Taco.

    SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah man-meat.
    Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
    Two cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
    A Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
    Raw and dilated man-pussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
    A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
    GOAT KORAN
    Classic HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
    Classic Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
    Classic More ass stretching goodness.
    Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
    Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
    Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kind of looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
    1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
    2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
    3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
    4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
    Prime Number Shitting Goatse Man See The Prime numbers flow like the river SHIT
    Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
    I summon the powers of HUGE GAPING ASS!
    You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet. Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them. To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
    gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccg
    oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\ccccccco
    a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccccca
    t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:ccccct
    s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|cccccs
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    *ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|cccc*
    gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|ccccg
    occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|ccc c
    accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/ccc c
    tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/cccc c
    scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)c_Taco_|cc(___>ccc/cc\ccc c
    eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\_ccccc/cc//c_/c/ccccc\ccce
    xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc|ccx
    *cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'ccccccccccccc|cc*
    gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc_/c|cg
    occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccccccc|co
    accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\ccccccccccc|ca
    tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\ccccccccccc|t
    sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cccccccccc|s
    ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|e
    xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc|ccccccccc|x
    * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *