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  1. Just had to laugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Does IT Matter?

    "Longhorn is not just a next generation of Windows, it's the next generation of a whole series of products," he said, adding that Longhorn will create "a fundamental big bang" that renews innovation across the industry.
    hahahaha....HAHAHAHAHAHA
    It just that... Ballmer says the dumbest things. I don't know what idiot in this industry actually thinks that Microsoft is going to let anyone have any profit. and what the hell is a "fundamental big bang"??? I think Deloitte Consulting has the perfect product for him.

  2. Re:anything that will translate manager speak? by cptgrudge · · Score: 3, Funny · on Fulfilling the Promise of XML-based Office Suites?
    Maybe a script to de-buzzword meaningless missives from above?

    Not a script, but perhaps a free (as in beer) Word plugin? Bullfighter

  3. Re:So statiscally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on More on Statistical Language Translation

    They're one step ahead of you here, no statistical translation necessary.

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  4. Re:So statiscally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on More on Statistical Language Translation

    They're one step ahead of you here, no statistical translation necessary.

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  5. Re:If you've ever used the words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Beyond Software Architecture

    Quick, give this man Bullfighter before it's too late!

  6. Market speak! by T-Kir · · Score: 4, Funny · on Writing Viruses for Fun and Profit

    future synergy between viruses and spam

    Sounds like something out of Dilbert... time load up the Bullfighter.

  7. Re:Is this FastCompany or Slashdot???? by nettdata · · Score: 1 · on Managing IT As An Investment

    The blurb for this contained so much drivel-doublespeak I couldn't bring myself to read the rest.

    Noooo shit! How appropriate is it then that I received a link to Bullfigher, which is pretty funny...

    especially coming from Deloitte Touche Consulting.

    LOL

  8. Re:Loaded with cliche's by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1 · on Managing IT As An Investment

    Thinking along those lines, the book should probably be run through this first. God I hate "business speak".

  9. Argh! That's unreadable! by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1 · on What is Open Source?
    The writers seem to know their material.

    Why, because they use a lot of meaningless business jargon? No doubt about it, that article is aimed squarely at PHBs.

    Looks like a job for Bullfighter!

  10. Take the high road by underclocked · · Score: 1 · on Where Can You Go After Systems Administration?
    Here is a little secret, after years and years of experience (ie hard work), you have accumulated vast amounts of knowlege that other people might like. And the most profitable way to dispense this knowlege is Consulting

    That's right, you get to help out others while doing little, if any of the work yourself. No pagers, some travel, and usually the pay and benifits are outstanding.

    Check out the big companys: Accenture and/or Deloit and Touche.