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  1. Re:Jokes on Coworkers by Stalemate · · Score: 1 · on Practical Jokes on Co-Workers?

    I'm the poor guy that had this done to him. Took about 4 hours to get to my PC when I got back to the office.

  2. go low-tech by Kraken137 · · Score: 2, Funny · on Practical Jokes on Co-Workers?

    try something like this. gosh that was fun.

  3. point your telescope this way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Overwhelmingly Large Telescope Closer to Reality

    How can BSD be dying when it has girls like this supporting it? The best Linux can come up with is an obese penguin. What are those Linux people smoking?

    What we need are more free software babes like her. This guy looks like he is about to cream his pants standing next to such a fox. Even this old Unix guru looks like he's having trouble keeping his wang under control when close to such an amazing babe. This girl has to be one of the hottest ever! I can tell you that I'll be installing BSD after catching sight of her!

    Linux will never be able to compete until it ditches the fat arctic birdlife and gets itself a mascot like this little hottie. Let's face it: there's just no way Tux is ever going to compete with the divine Ceren. She is surely the woman of every computer geek's dreams. Wouldn't you kill to get just this close to her.

    Join the campaign for more cute open source babes today!

  4. point your telescope this way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Overwhelmingly Large Telescope Closer to Reality

    How can BSD be dying when it has girls like this supporting it? The best Linux can come up with is an obese penguin. What are those Linux people smoking?

    What we need are more free software babes like her. This guy looks like he is about to cream his pants standing next to such a fox. Even this old Unix guru looks like he's having trouble keeping his wang under control when close to such an amazing babe. This girl has to be one of the hottest ever! I can tell you that I'll be installing BSD after catching sight of her!

    Linux will never be able to compete until it ditches the fat arctic birdlife and gets itself a mascot like this little hottie. Let's face it: there's just no way Tux is ever going to compete with the divine Ceren. She is surely the woman of every computer geek's dreams. Wouldn't you kill to get just this close to her.

    Join the campaign for more cute open source babes today!

  5. BSD vs. Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny · on A Highly Portable Sandbox Facility For OpenBSD

    BSD vs Linux:

    They say a picture is worth 1000 words. I'll let the pictures do the talking.

    Look who shows up when BSD users get together. Now look what happens when Linux users get together. That's right! They immdiately start buggering each other! This picture shows the reaction of the receiver of such activity. A smile from ear to ear.

    Note the look of disgust when a member of the BSD crowd actually has to look at a Linux user. Truly truly sad.

  6. BSD vs. Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny · on A Highly Portable Sandbox Facility For OpenBSD

    BSD vs Linux:

    They say a picture is worth 1000 words. I'll let the pictures do the talking.

    Look who shows up when BSD users get together. Now look what happens when Linux users get together. That's right! They immdiately start buggering each other! This picture shows the reaction of the receiver of such activity. A smile from ear to ear.

    Note the look of disgust when a member of the BSD crowd actually has to look at a Linux user. Truly truly sad.

  7. BSD vs. Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny · on A Highly Portable Sandbox Facility For OpenBSD

    BSD vs Linux:

    They say a picture is worth 1000 words. I'll let the pictures do the talking.

    Look who shows up when BSD users get together. Now look what happens when Linux users get together. That's right! They immdiately start buggering each other! This picture shows the reaction of the receiver of such activity. A smile from ear to ear.

    Note the look of disgust when a member of the BSD crowd actually has to look at a Linux user. Truly truly sad.

  8. BSD vs. Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny · on A Highly Portable Sandbox Facility For OpenBSD

    BSD vs Linux:

    They say a picture is worth 1000 words. I'll let the pictures do the talking.

    Look who shows up when BSD users get together. Now look what happens when Linux users get together. That's right! They immdiately start buggering each other! This picture shows the reaction of the receiver of such activity. A smile from ear to ear.

    Note the look of disgust when a member of the BSD crowd actually has to look at a Linux user. Truly truly sad.

  9. AAAAAAAAAAhhhhhh!!!!! by Serial+Troller · · Score: -1 · on Many Eyes, Shallow Bugs, and Spider-Man

    FEED ME!!

  10. New Poll! by dbretton · · Score: 2 · on This Place is Not a Place of Honor

    Best RadioActive Waste Warning Sign for 10,000 years from now:

    That dude from Robocop who fell into the waste.
    Funny Girl!
    The Hawk-man
    Barney Frank
    CowboyNeal

  11. New Poll!! by dbretton · · Score: 5, Funny · on Intel Shows Off 'Banias' Chip for Mobile Devices
    With the new "Banias" line of Intel portable processors, which of the following should be Intel's new company mascot?


    1. This guy
    2. This guy
    3. This guy
    4. This guy
    5. This gal
    6. CowboyNeal!

  12. Bet this guy gets locked out a lot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Open Source is out of the Java process
    Here and here.

    Haha!! Look at him!!!

  13. Bet this guy gets locked out a lot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Open Source is out of the Java process
    Here and here.

    Haha!! Look at him!!!

  14. CmdrTaco is a FAG!!! Pictures here!!! by five+dollar+troll · · Score: -1 · on No More Sweaty Mouse Hands

    Here he is getting ass-rammed (bent over, on the left), as Jeff "hemos" Bates looks on (third from left):
    http://www.drunkmonkey.org/lwce/Dcp00460.jpg

    Don't believe that's him? Check this one out:
    http://www.drunkmonkey.org/lwce/Dcp00461.jpg

  15. CmdrTaco is a FAG!!! Pictures here!!! by five+dollar+troll · · Score: -1 · on No More Sweaty Mouse Hands

    Here he is getting ass-rammed (bent over, on the left), as Jeff "hemos" Bates looks on (third from left):
    http://www.drunkmonkey.org/lwce/Dcp00460.jpg

    Don't believe that's him? Check this one out:
    http://www.drunkmonkey.org/lwce/Dcp00461.jpg

  16. CmdrTaco is a FAG!!! Pictures here!!! by five+dollar+troll · · Score: -1 · on Thinking in Patterns: Download the First Version

    Here he is getting ass-rammed (bent over, on the left), as Jeff "hemos" Bates looks on (third from left):
    http://www.drunkmonkey.org/lwce/Dcp00460.jpg

    Don't believe that's him? Check this one out:
    http://www.drunkmonkey.org/lwce/Dcp00461.jpg

  17. CmdrTaco is a FAG!!! Pictures here!!! by five+dollar+troll · · Score: -1 · on Thinking in Patterns: Download the First Version

    Here he is getting ass-rammed (bent over, on the left), as Jeff "hemos" Bates looks on (third from left):
    http://www.drunkmonkey.org/lwce/Dcp00460.jpg

    Don't believe that's him? Check this one out:
    http://www.drunkmonkey.org/lwce/Dcp00461.jpg

  18. Re:Katz by jbrw · · Score: 2 · on Seanbaby.com

    Katz is an older guy - IIRC, he mentions in Geek being old enough to be the dad of the guys he's writing about.

    You can find a pic over here which claims to be of Katz.

    (And, despite not necessarily being the biggest fan of his stories for /., I can't recommend Geeks enough, it's an excellent book).

    ...j

  19. Re:Katz by jbrw · · Score: 2 · on Seanbaby.com

    Katz is an older guy - IIRC, he mentions in Geek being old enough to be the dad of the guys he's writing about.

    You can find a pic over here which claims to be of Katz.

    (And, despite not necessarily being the biggest fan of his stories for /., I can't recommend Geeks enough, it's an excellent book).

    ...j