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This Place is Not a Place of Honor

macnigel writes "DOE tries to find a good warning sign for the nuclear waste dump out in Nevada. This is one of those scary yet true things our government actually does; research into finding what exactly can be interpreted as "dangerous" 10,000 years from now." I was sure we had run a story about this before, but I don't see it in the archives. The report on how to mark the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant (complete version in pdf 19.5Mb) makes chilling, yet somehow inspiring reading, and IMHO is much less deserving of mockery than the Salon author makes it out to be.

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  1. what's the point? by Troll+on+ice · · Score: 0

    if they can't detect the radiation i doubt a sign would help..

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    1. Re:what's the point? by Stoutlimb · · Score: 2

      Make a small area at the centre, perhaps a cave or shrine, deadly with radioactivity. For the small price of the deaths of a few wanderers, people will know very well through the millennia that this place is deadly.

    2. Re:what's the point? by GafTheHorseInTears · · Score: 1

      No, I'll tell you what they need... A Secret Society, sworn to protect the area and kill all who may tresspass, like in Indiana Jones and The Holy Grail or The Mummy.

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    3. Re:what's the point? by Stoutlimb · · Score: 2

      And the radiation would turn them all into those money-mutants from The Mummy Returns!

    4. Re:what's the point? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2

      We could put Dick Clark inside the last vault with a nice sword to stab anyone who tries to get in. He doesn't age, anyway.

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  2. How to make a place dreaded for 10,000 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Simple! Just print out the collected works of Jon Katz at font size 72 and spread them around the whole area.

    1. Re:How to make a place dreaded for 10,000 years? by Troll+on+ice · · Score: 0

      do you really think the entire north american continent could contain his entire collection of mindless rambling....tainting those poor pixels on my monitor with his wit is severe enough..

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  3. Warning sign by XNormal · · Score: 1

    "News for Nerds. Stuff that matters."

    Run away. Fast.

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    1. Re:Warning sign by killeroonie · · Score: 3, Funny

      No one will *ever* top this as a symbol of universal terror: http://www.goatse.cx/

    2. Re:Warning sign by MisterBlister · · Score: 1

      Make sure you add a Jon Katz post to that sign to REALLY keep them away.

    3. Re:Warning sign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it me or did that author just seem to rant endlessly like some spastic conspeory theorist?

      A. I like to think we have progressed to the point of maintaining some knowledge.

      B. I imagin with all the artifacts around the world (not just stone spears, etc) that there will be much knowledge carried even if we don't maintain it ourselves

      C. I also would like to think we can find a way to neutrolize it, at some point.

      D. How many people would really die? it's not like this stuff is going to be spread around, it doesn't cause any communicable diseases, and i don't think they will find it useful for anything.

      E. Logics - Any explorer is looking for WHY a place exists... In the case of the egyptians, they were crypts for the dead.. I would think that with a lack of bodies, people would theorize based on the un-valuable contents, that the place had a purpose to protect it's contents from being spread

      I disdane the implied belief that we will forget we dumped it, as ever since we discovered paper we have started keeping frequent acurate accounts of our history... If we loose all this knowledge, i think the risks taken in D above are reasonable. Re-stated... If our descendants can't figure out that's it's bad by maintaining and/or recovering knowledge we collected, then they deserve to pay the price it takes to relearn it.

      This is not something that's going to wipe human's off the face of the earth

      my 2 cents worth

  4. Deep Time by scrod · · Score: 4, Informative

    These effors were written about in more depth and detail by Gegory Benford here:
    http://www.physics.uci.edu/~silverma/benfor d.html

    1. Re:Deep Time by pedro · · Score: 2

      Oh, baby!
      Thanks for reminding me what a luxurious pleasure it is to read his stuff!
      Yum!

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    2. Re:Deep Time by XNormal · · Score: 2

      When I read about the different disciplines represented on the team (anthropologist, archaeologist, linguist, etc) my first reaction was "hey, they should also pick a science fiction author". Well, it looks like they did...

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  5. Whoop Dee Fucking Doo! by MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM · · Score: 0

    People dying is a pretty good sign in my opinion. Or are they just looking for a lame road sign or something?

  6. My proposal by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you've seen the Red Dwarf episode "Quarantine", recall the 'Most Gross Danger' sign which featured an illustration of a man stick-figure grabbing his throat while his guts exploded from his abdomen.

    I think that'd probably do.

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    1. Re:My proposal by LatJoor · · Score: 2

      My thought was a baby with three cyclops heads and a spawn from "Aliens" bursting out of his chest - I think that horrible mutations and parasitic insectoid monsters both have primal appeal to our sense of horror.

    2. Re:My proposal by DEBEDb · · Score: 1

      My thought was a baby with three cyclops heads and a spawn from "Aliens" bursting out of his chest - I think that horrible mutations and parasitic insectoid monsters both have primal appeal to our sense of horror.

      What if our descendants actually look like that?

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  7. Skull and Cross Bones by akmed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For a pure and simple "You're gonna die" motif, you just can't beat the tried and true skull and cross bones. We may evolve, but we know what our ancestor creatures looked like and it they'd marked anything with something that looked like a skull with bones we'd know to avoid it. That's my two cents.

    1. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Ancestor creatures? We are not going to evolve significantly over 10,000 years here on earth, but perhaps when we are permantly inhabitating different gravity wells that may change.

    2. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      Do you really believe that if technology progresses at it's current rate of growth, we will look anything like we do now (and I'm using 'we' in the loosest possible way). Technology offers other ways to change ourselves than just plain biological evolution.

    3. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      Plus, all sorts of evil groups like the Templars and Skull and Bones have used them!

    4. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by beertopia · · Score: 5, Funny

      marked anything with something that looked like a skull with bones we'd know to avoid it

      Exactly, plus it'll attract Goths, so it'll be a two-birds-with-one-stone type of thing.

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    5. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by Vermithrax · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have you never been to the movies? everyone knows that no matter how obvious the clues there will always be at least one Archaeologist who will dig this sort of thing up.

    6. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by XNormal · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A study was conducted on children for labelling of drugs and other poisonous household stuff. It turns out that children associate the skull and bones with pirates, not with poison. For them it's cool, not a warning. A green face looking sick was suggested as an alternative.

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    7. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I saw something like this on TV a few years ago....Prolly part of the same project.

      They made a point specificly about the skull and bones, and that it would be useless, because even in some cultures today, the skull and bones has a non-negitive meaning.

      They seem to give the conclution that it would be better off making the place unreachable, as opposed to using warning signs. Black sand (too hot to walk on etc) or something was part of on idea (or maybe just an example). But they pointed out that this was also useless, because it would get blowen before 100,000 years.

      I think the basic conclution that the program came to, was that it would be f'n hard to make sure no one accidently stumbles across it for 100,000 years.

      Personaly. I think that we would be better of keeing it here, and waiting untill space travel get a bit more relible and safer, then just send it on a course to the sun.

    8. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by edwdig · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's radioactive material. It's not going to kill them instantly - it'll take a long time. And it'll cause them to have really messed up children, which would most likely just make things worse... mutant goth children, shudder...

    9. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by Anonynnous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Which reminds me of the aprocryphal story about Gerber sending baby food to the third world with the traditional picture of the Gerber baby on the jar. Apparently, it didn't go over very well, since custom on the continent was to display a picture of the contents on the can . . . Of course, it's an urban legend.

    10. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by dbretton · · Score: 2

      I seriously DOUBT that children 10,000 years from now are going to know what the hell pirates were.

      -D

    11. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we'd know to avoid it.

      You're forgetting that 'scientists' will do whatever it takes to continue to get grant funding to dig holes in the ground.

      Make it more difficult, they get a bigger grant, and a larger powerboat for weekends off with their girlfriends.

    12. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by jim3e8 · · Score: 1

      For all we know, that may be the standard of beauty in 10,000 years.

    13. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by linzeal · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not if hilary rosen has anything to do with it. They will probably think it is a massive illegal mp3 database and try to destroy it to appease the great RIAA gods who circle the earth in their massive space fortress.

    14. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by Squid · · Score: 3, Funny

      In some cultures, skulls mean LIFE, not death. To a Maya priest, for example, a building emblazoned with skulls and crossbones would look like a holy place, an altar or king's temple or someplace similarly inviting. Imagine our descendants are cannibals: a building covered in skulls would, to them, mean "restaurant."

    15. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by chrismear · · Score: 1

      Actually they thought of this (Appendix F, section 3.3.3): "Graphics are likely to be culturally restricted in meaning. There are no conventional signs, such as the skull and crossbones [In Mexico, the bones are the repository of the life force, and thus the skull and crossbones would have a very different meaning.], for example, that convey the same meaning across cultures."

    16. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by grytpype · · Score: 2

      Slashtard bingo!

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    17. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by Apuleius · · Score: 2

      Not necessarily good. Take a stroll
      through a New England cemetary some time.
      The Pilgrims marked their gravestones
      with an image of a skull with wings.
      The Pilgrims were a bunch of wierdoes,
      and evidently that may be why they did
      not find this symbol frightening, but
      who knows what 10,000 years from now people
      will think?

    18. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by marhar · · Score: 1
      green face looking sick


      That's Mr. Yuk...

    19. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by Salsaman · · Score: 2
      If our descendants are cannibals, a little bit of nuclear waste probably isn't going to make things much worse.

    20. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by itarget · · Score: 1

      Maybe a "halt" open hand with depictions of death beside it... people melting, bursting open, and other such very bad things that aren't likely to be mistaken for something benign.

      I don't know of any cultures which don't know that someone wants you to stop when they stick their open hand out at you.

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    21. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by dpbsmith · · Score: 2

      If they interpret the symbol at all, they're more likely to say "Oh boy! Buried treasure!"

    22. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by billDCat · · Score: 1

      Where I live on the west coast, the ferries use the symbol of a hand inside a red octagon to indicate areas off limits to passengers. One dissertation on symbol design I read described how passengers would enter these areas because they thought the signs meant "push here".

      We have a hard enough time designing symbols _now_ that everyone can understand. Take away the cultural knowledge that current symbol designers rely on and it becomes pretty much impossible to design a symbol that has even a reasonable chance of being interpreted in the way it was intended.

    23. Re:Skull and Cross Bones by akmed · · Score: 2

      The key thing about such a marker is: whether they think it's wonderful or they think it means death, they'll still think about it. Which means that if they're anywhere near where we are they'll study it and research it and move in slowly. As well, if archaeologists started digging something up and their skin and hair started falling out, I think they'd stop. A primitive culture is likely to fear and respect a large marking showing death and if it starts killing them they'll stay away. An advanced culture will likely study and research a large marking showing death and if they don't think to use geiger counters or the such then at the very least if they start dying then they'll back up a lot and try to figure out why. Either way, a symbol of death is likely to provoke thought of some sort and at best only a tiny proportion of the population of humans or whatever may follow us will be exposed to a death thing and they'll likely realize to stay away fairly quickly. Whether the skull and bones is a positive or negative thing in the future, given its variance in human cultures, chances are that it will bear some importance and thereby merit attention and caution/interest. That's why it's a great symbol to use. But that's just my two cents.

      -Mike

  8. Today's Monuments, Yesterday's Warnings by mparaz · · Score: 1

    Who knows, that the Stonehenge, or Easter Island statues, or the Pyramids, are actually warnings from ancient cultures about forgotten technology.

    (Like, the "Bermuda Triangle? Or Sitchin's Earth Chronicles?)

    1. Re:Today's Monuments, Yesterday's Warnings by strix999 · · Score: 1
      I saw a thing on the History channel a while ago, and actually that is the sort of thing they are looking into. a landscape filled with massive steel thorns, a maze with fearsome looking masks everywhere, and a large spikes coming out of the ground.

      Personally I like the thorns

    2. Re:Today's Monuments, Yesterday's Warnings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing like a huge maze of thorns and masks to attract archeologists and/or tourists.

  9. I'm sorry? by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 3, Funny
    How about the old and proven death's head, maybe with some crossed bones? Seems to be pretty widely accepted if you look back in history ...

    They should also put up automated laser turrets (of course nuclear powered so they work for a few eons) to vaporise everyone who approaches so that nobody dies from that deadly radiation.

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    1. Re:I'm sorry? by josh+crawley · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, they considered that. After doing research into the meanings of the Skull and Crossbones is that of Adam's body (Adam and Eve/Christanity).

      It originally meant peace. The crossbones were recently turned (1500's) to the X it is now. Before they were the "t" (aka cross).

      However, while watching all this on a college documentary/classroom , they also considered the solution. The signage is that of stick figures. Essentially, people arent going to change (unlesss they get too close...) so figures are acceptable. Now, they show figures going close. Then they fall. They don't show the figures getting back up.

      Another problem is how they marker this. There are about 10 very heavy stones with the stick carvings in them. If you draw the circle around these and find the center, that's where the waste hatch will be at. They fill it with bunches of heavy stuff (concrete, metal, mesh). The whole idea is that if we digress to a stone type culture, they wont be able to penetrate it. If they can, they're probably as smart as us (or use slave labor).

    2. Re:I'm sorry? by British · · Score: 2

      Death's head and crossed bones would only make people think pirates are storing their loot there, and would want them to go in there more.

    3. Re:I'm sorry? by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 1
      You conveniently ignored the part with the laser turrets. Once people see others get vaporized by the dozens, they will quickly make the appropriate association.

      Nice car, BTW.

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    4. Re:I'm sorry? by mpe · · Score: 2

      Actually, they considered that. After doing research into the meanings of the Skull and Crossbones is that of Adam's body (Adam and Eve/Christanity).
      It originally meant peace. The crossbones were recently turned (1500's) to the X it is now. Before they were the "t" (aka cross).


      Another symbol where the meaning has changed very recently is the swastika.

    5. Re:I'm sorry? by logicnazi · · Score: 2

      That last part bothered me for the entire article. Why bother giving out warning messages to cultures that aren't advanced enough to bore into the vault. The vault is quite deep in my understanding and shouldn't be able to be penetrated with anything simple (like dynamite) and a reasonable amount of effort. If they are this advanced won't they be better at reading the signs If they don't have geiger counters already?

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    6. Re:I'm sorry? by Mathness · · Score: 1

      Not really, its only that a large portion of (western) people think it was a symbol only used by the Nazis. If you go to Asia or Africa it is still considered a good luck sign.

      For a more indept information have a look here
      http://www.intelinet.org/swastika/
      http://w ww.manwoman.net/swastika/index.html

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    7. Re:I'm sorry? by matrix29 · · Score: 2

      You conveniently ignored the part with the laser turrets. Once people see others get vaporized by the dozens, they will quickly make the appropriate association.

      Ah, but then the problem would be...
      [ Laser turrent vaporizes people +
      People get angry & blast laser turrents =
      "What was buried here that was VALUABLE enough to defend with lethal force?" Then the mass excavation begins. ]

      [ On the upside the Plutonium isotopes could power the turrents for a pretty long time ]

      Want a better idea? Build something that nobody ever visits or would want to visit: A perpetually running slide show of the winners of the "least interesting vacation spots". Another choice would be to put a ambient-radiation powered subsonic nausea-inducing highly-redundant chain of emitters which kick on for a day then switch to another emitter for the next day. If any emitter fails then the other emitters change the routine so as to spread the wear and tear for a long time. Or they could each be sealed in highly rust-proof containers which open and begin emitting when the current emitter fails.

      Heck, the best trick would be to seal the area over in our best and hardest materials. A primitive culture would never be able to penetrate it and a smart culture would know how to avoid or handle dangerous radiation. Leaving it a bare uninteresting patch of earth is for the best. If it kills any primitive culture that builds over it, then they still cannot dig it up to endanger other folks. It would be nice to protect cavemen or preindustrial cultures from our deadly radioactive waste, but any marker we left would just be left as a curiosity spot from the "ancients". It would be far better to just wrap it in lead, cover it with super-strong barrier materials, and then cover it with plain dirt.

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    8. Re:I'm sorry? by josh+crawley · · Score: 1

      YOu wouldnt think if there was some ruler over thousands of people, that they wouldn't make the slaves dig?

      We cant even build pyramids that amass as big as the real ones, but they did. According to that, who's more advanced?

    9. Re:I'm sorry? by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      God forgive me being pedantic but there's no such thing as a turrent.

    10. Re:I'm sorry? by Zaak · · Score: 1
      We cant even build pyramids that amass as big as the real ones, but they did. According to that, who's more advanced?

      Yes, we can. We haven't developed the specific technologies required because we don't consider huge solid stone buildings important. However, if we did consider it important, we could build such structures within a relatively short period of time. For example, the largest truck in the world has a carrying capacity of 330 tons. The stone blocks used to build the pyramids weigh between 2 and 15 tons each. We could easily design and build machines to construct pyramids if we wanted to.

    11. Re:I'm sorry? by matrix29 · · Score: 2

      God forgive me being pedantic but there's no such thing as a turrent.

      Oops. Sorry. I did misspell that word. Turret is the correct spelling (I've just always called it "turrent"). Thank you for correcting that.

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  10. Warning by invisi · · Score: 2, Funny

    * NOT Responsible for people becoming critically ill, insane, or insomniaks. See warning label on the next cansiter.

  11. Well by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

    It's heartwarming to find out that we're being so carefully worried about for the future. Hey, the unlucky could even find their hearts literally warmed, whee!

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  12. Will curiosity kill mankind after all? ;) by CyberQ · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Ancient cultures were able to communicate to us that dark and demonic pictorials mean "Do Not Enter!".

    But what does a "Do not enter" sign mean to the average geek? It raises his or her curiosity why exactly whatever is behind closed doors should be left alone. Hence the number of mummys lying in museums instead of pyramids.

    If the knowledge is lost why our generation took so much precaution, not even the best signs or defense systems or whatever will keep the curious out. But maybe the humans of the future will just scan the sites from their orbiting starship while sipping a cup of hot earl grey tea .... ahh, drifting off again ...

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    1. Re:Will curiosity kill mankind after all? ;) by danamania · · Score: 1

      Those spikes look absolutely fascinating - and I'm sure it'll be my descendants who run around going "whoa... this looks so cool...". All us mildly arty types will go camping out under the spikes

      What I find a bit funny is for such a dangerous place, the concept sketches seem to show -tourists- running around the place. Best hope they have x-ray film in their cameras... :)

      a grrl & her server.

    2. Re:Will curiosity kill mankind after all? ;) by Joutsa · · Score: 3, Informative

      Had you actually read the article, you would see that the plan is to tell as clearly as possible what is under there. In the actual document they said that the in the first warning structures there would be not only 'keep out' message in seven languages (space left to add new languages) but also some information about the site. It would say that the place is believed to be completely safe as long as you don't dig or drill the ground. And it would say that for more information you'll just have to enter the building inside the area.

      The main information room (actually five identical rooms, one on surface, four buried in different depths) would then contain exact information about what is buried there and where it is, including the floor plan of the WIPP facility. For those who don't know about our current calendar system, there would be star charts that tell when the site was constructed and when its radioactivity is at the level of natural uranium ore. Also there would be a map of other nuclear waste sites where you should find documentation to confirm this one. And if that doesn't tell you what is down there, there would be a chart of the periodic system with samples of the non-precious elements (precious elements would get stolen and give hints that there are other things to steal too) and marks that would tell which ones the waste contains.

      Most of the more advanced information would be only in English and maybe Spanish. The authors believe that isn't much a problem as there probably will be scholars that can read English around for a long time (think about the volume of archived material from these days). Also, there are instructions to rewrite the material if English becomes hard to understand. The star charts and maps should stay readable though the language changes.

      See? No need to dig there. You can get all the information from the surface.

    3. Re:Will curiosity kill mankind after all? ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what does a "Do not enter" sign mean to the average geek?

      I think the BSOD was it, oh sorry, that means you CANNOT enter!

      Sorry about the confusion...

  13. how stupid can you get? by spongman · · Score: 2
    why not have a sign that just says 'radiation: keep out!' in a few common current languages?

    It's not like we can't change the sign if a new language comes along. And it's not like civilization will forget that there's a whole bunch of really nasty shit in the Nevada.

    1. Re:how stupid can you get? by linzeal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think you understand what 10,000 years is. The greek's history was mostly lost in a fire, as was numerous others in different ways over the time of a mere 2500 years we have been shedding information as much as we have been gathering it. 10,000 years could see us as a species spread out amongst the stars, perhaps not remembering where exactly we came from.

    2. Re:how stupid can you get? by KFury · · Score: 4, Interesting

      why not have a sign that just says 'radiation: keep out!' in a few common current languages?

      This is stupid. Thousands of years is a long, long time, and catastrophic things can happen. 'We' might not be around to update the signs into new languages, and people most certainly do forget where important things are buried.

      We're still discovering about one new pyramid every two years in Egypt, but I bet you were the guy back then who said we didn't need maps and signs because who would forget where we put a fucking huge pyramid?

    3. Re:how stupid can you get? by KFury · · Score: 4, Funny

      And it's not like civilization will forget that there's a whole bunch of really nasty shit in the Nevada.


      Fuck. I forgot where I put Atlantis. Anyone?

    4. Re:how stupid can you get? by yoyoyo · · Score: 1
      why not have a sign that just says 'radiation: keep out!' in a few common current languages?...It's not like we can't change the sign if a new language comes along

      Because we can never predict when disaster will strike. Changing the languages every few years would work fine until nuclear disaster strikes, and then everyone will be too busy with other stuff to update the signs. If we are going to do this silly thing, timeless languages are the way to go.

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    5. Re:how stupid can you get? by ipfwadm · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's not like we can't change the sign if a new language comes along.

      Damn those stupid Egyptians for not updating all their heiroglyphic inscriptions to English.

    6. Re:how stupid can you get? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      But you can get a Bible translated into English, and parts of that are a lot older than many of the Egyptian heiroglyphics.

    7. Re:how stupid can you get? by sunking · · Score: 4, Insightful
      If a warning sign were tranlated as well as the Bible it would probably come out reading "Radiostation Active, Come On In."

      -sam

    8. Re:how stupid can you get? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now where can I get one of those cool Radiation : KEEP OUT! signs for my room? Oh yeah, I'll just take a little trip to the middle of Nevada and borrow it. It'll probably happen, I'm not sure why, but it wouldn't last a year.

      The next question is why they needed so many researchers to come up with these ideas. Kids in school could of come up with some of these, and some of these could easily be destroyed.

      I don't know, hopefully we will just send it out of the solar system one day, or figure out how to dispose of it safely.

    9. Re:how stupid can you get? by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Fuck. I forgot where I put Atlantis. Anyone?

      Over here! You can come by and pick it up when you want. I'm having some Aztec friends over tonight for a beer. If you pick it up tonight, you're more than welcome to have a drink with us. I think those crazy, stone-carving guys from Easter Island are comming over to, they're always great people to have over....I just wish they would stop carving rude things out of my concrete wall.

    10. Re:how stupid can you get? by spongman · · Score: 2
      yeah, but the greeks kept their history in one room.

      if i was an alien visiting Nevada in 10,000 years. I'd either make sure I'd said 'hello' to the locals beforehand or I'd be carrying at least one geiger counter. I've flown 500 parsecs to get here, I'm not going to let myself get ill because I've stepped in a puddle of goo some idiot left there 10,000 years ago, now am I?

    11. Re:how stupid can you get? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about humans? No one says that we won't fall into a dark ages, I'm certain no one would of expected that in place of roma in 300 years there would be a discheveled and illeterate bunch of fucks on their on land.

    12. Re:how stupid can you get? by spongman · · Score: 2
      yeah nuclear distaster.

      who are we trying to protect here? some visiting aliens who'd be smart enough to stay away if they saw an atmosphere filled with radiation from a disaster/war, or a bunch of mindless idiots who were foolish enough to blast themselves back into the stone-age?

      fuck it, i say, if we're too stupid not to blow ourselves up then we deserve to die a long, horrible, toxic death from forgetting how to heed our own warnings.

      the very real threat of nuclear disaster is much more important than the remote possibility that someone might stumble into nevada and not know what the hell's going on there. I can't believe taxpayer's mony was spent on this. Jesus, feed the starving children or something, for fuck's sake.

    13. Re:how stupid can you get? by spongman · · Score: 2
      yeah, but it didn't take people too long to work out that it was dangerous to walk around inside a pyramid without a flashlight and a gasmask.

      and the ejyptians didn't even mention that in their scribblings.

    14. Re:how stupid can you get? by thogard · · Score: 1

      Most heiroglyphics were qutie well defined before any of the bible stories were even close to being written down. Egypt was using that form of writing on stone 5000 years ago with hints of it 6000 years ago. Ciaro was a meeting place at least 10,000 years ago and they were using the water wells under what is now the spynix then. The flood story seems to have been based on events of 7500 years ago but somewhere the whole "god got mad and it rained" got added. All known forms of hebrew writing are based on concepts that were after the Egyptian heiroglyphics

    15. Re:how stupid can you get? by jxs2151 · · Score: 1

      Your assumption that our current civilization will stick around to change the signs is charming.

    16. Re:how stupid can you get? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't there a few common radiation symbols now? Combine the skull & crossbones sign with the sign for the atom or the sign for radiation.

      If they can't figure that out, no other symbols will help.

    17. Re:how stupid can you get? by spongman · · Score: 2

      i'm not necessarily assuming that we stick around. i'm just saying that if we do we can change the signs, and if we don't then it doesn't matter.

    18. Re:how stupid can you get? by Japanese+Fuckslut · · Score: 0

      If nuclear war eradicates all the humans on the planet (or at least all the ones who know any common modern languages), the entire world would be radioactive anyway, eh? ^_^

      Seriously though, I think putting up regular signs will be just fine. It may be 10,000 years, but time is continuous. It's not like everyone's going to wake up one morning and forget English. The signage can simply evolve with the people.

      I give our descendants a little more credit. I think they'll be able to figure out what it is. Even if they don't, it's not the end of the world. It's just going to be a bad few decades in that area until they leave or find some way to seal the contamination up. I suspect much more terrible things than that lie in humanity's future.

      --

      Two cock in my pussy! It feel so good!
    19. Re:how stupid can you get? by Glytch · · Score: 2

      Could you repeat that in english, please?

    20. Re:how stupid can you get? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps if you could give some examples of where you have found incorrectly translated text in your version of the Bible, your statement might hold weight.

      +5, Insightful? Dearie me. Talking about what you know nothing about. Read an accurate translation, or go to school to learn a bit of Hebrew and Greek.

    21. Re:how stupid can you get? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of stupidity, I couldn't resist responding to this total fuckhose of a journalist. The following is the email that I sent to him (and CCed to his editors).

      Dear Douglas Cruickshank,

      I am writing in regards to the article entitled "How do you design a "Keep Out!" sign to last 10,000 years?" [http://www.salon.com/people/feature/2002/05/10/yu cca_mountain/index.html]

      I felt it important to let you know that you are a complete ass. This comes as little surprise considering the best living you can make for yourself is writing for a third rate-rag (I'll stay away from the topic of online vs. print publishing). I have little respect for writers/reporters, since they are generally uneducated swine, but you have succeeded at lowering my opinion of your entire ilk. Judging from your total lack of understanding about how the world works, I would expect you to be among the morons who do not think that Oprah Winfrey should be publicly executed.

      This is not a problem that is scientific in nature. Taking that into account, someone without a science background should be able to contribute [intelligently] to the discussion. In fact, historians, psychologists, and many other useless "professionals" may be completely capable of participating. All that is really needed is a basic understanding of human nature, history, and some imagination (funny, a writer without an imagination, no wonder you have not published "your novel", yet).

      I have very little background in radioactivity and/or toxic waste. I have worked with some radioactive materials, but nothing within a hundred orders of magnitude of what many others have used. Despite not being an expert in high-energy physics, I can very easily comprehend the article.

      I have been familiar with this project for some time now. There are arguments for and against the long-term marking of nuclear/toxic waste facilities. The primary argument against it goes something like this, "Why do I care about people who won't be born for 10,000 years?" It is beyond the scope of this letter to go into a discussion about the need, or lack thereof, to undertake such a project. My opinion on the matter is not why I am writing.

      Instead I am writing about your complete lack of understanding on the subject. I can not decide what is more shocking, your arrogance or your ignorance. I am always irritated by reporters, who are often on the low end of the gaussian when it comes to intelligence, when they spout utter nonsense in order to garner attention to themselves, while simultaneously presenting the public with an uninformed pile of crap.

      Upon seeing your article most readers would get the impression that the goal of the project is to literally scare away any would-be explorers in the distant future. This is not even close to the truth, in fact the researchers specifically state that care must be taken in order to not overstate the danger of the sight. The reason for this is that people have often ignored warnings on archeological sites because they have always proven untrue. By overstating the danger, you will surely encourage curious parties who believe you were just some backwater uneducated society that had some unfounded fears of your own myths (as a society this is true, but thankfully, religion is slowly dying out...).

      Considering you are someone who writes for a living, you seem to have very very poor reading comprehension. Actually, based on your article, I am really surprised that one such as yourself does not spend the entire workday flinging his own feces at co-workers (you don't do this... do you??).

      The site being discussed will not be covered with goofy pictograms and banal warnings, as your article tries to impress upon people. Instead the site, as percieved in multiple ways, will itself be a warning. The idea is to make it clear to anyone who views it, regardless of how they view it, that this place is of no value and that it "can be" dangerous. It must also be clear that the sight is not "immediately" dangerous, hence there are no expectations of people fleeing the site. The area will probably be possible to safely use as farmland, therefore overstating the danger will only encourage the curious to find out why we were scared of it.

      You appear to think that you have a better grasp on the subject than Ast, Baker, et. al., yet you proposed no alternative solutions. Of course, you could not propose an alternative (assuming you weren't to busy flinging feces) because there really is not a better solution. This is a "best-effort" venture, as are most creations, despite what the feeble-minded among us want to believe.

      I am not sure why your article irritated me so much, since there are quite a lot of stupid journalists, but I could just not resist the temptation to write in about it.

    22. Re:how stupid can you get? by Stoutlimb · · Score: 1

      Anyone who knows more than one language knows that it's *impossible* to make perfect translations every time, as meanings and figures of speech differ and change with time. Also, often there are words and concepts in one language that don't exist at all in others. Poetry is probably the worst to translate. And by all accounts, the Bible seemed at first to be a pretty poetic seeming work.

      As for examples, sure. Here's one. Consider the bible's 2 versions of David's ill fated census story. The II Samuel version begins "The anger of the lord burned against Israel, and he incited Daved" while the I Chronicles version begins "Satan rose up against Israel, and incited David."

      So which is it? Entire books have been published listing the inaccuracies and inconsistencies of the bible. Try "Ken's Guide to the Bible" by Ken Smith. It asks all the hard questions that Christians would rather sweep under the rug than think about.

      You asked.

    23. Re:how stupid can you get? by phamlen · · Score: 1

      Don't you remember? That's where we buried the radioactive waste the first time!

    24. Re:how stupid can you get? by jxs2151 · · Score: 1
      "if we don't then it doesn't matter"

      Doesn't matter to whom? It certainly matters to those who remain after we are gone. I sense that your argument is not serious and similar to the mind game I used to play in the Marines:

      If I kill my adversary then I have nothing to worry about.

      If my adversary kills me then I have nothing to worry about.

      so, why worry?

      I think we need to be a little more concerned about what our civilization leaves behind. Never before in the history of man has a civilization been burdened with a legacy so dangerous.

  14. You know this will get the message across! by toupsie · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just post a sign with the goatse guy on it. That should scare away most any intelligent being.

    --
    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
    1. Re:You know this will get the message across! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Possibly the only goatse.cx link in the history of slashdot to get modded up.

    2. Re:You know this will get the message across! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Goatse is now a well-understood "pop culture" item, and any references to it that are well-formed and make sense, can be modded up. It's no different than a reference to the number 42, cowboyneal options whenever there is a choice, and beowulf clusters. Yes, it will usually get modded down, but that's just because 95% of everything is crap anyway.

    3. Re:You know this will get the message across! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably the most recent comment mistakenly pointing out that its parent is the first to get a goatse.cx link modded up.

  15. Neurohazard by KFury · · Score: 2

    I made one seven years ago for neurological pathogens, but I think in this case, the best idea might be a variant of the skull and crossbones, replacing the crossbones with the traditional radiation symbol.

    1. Re:Neurohazard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to say it, but that neurohazard symbol is one Hell of a cool symbol.That's the problem. Dangerous symbols should be ugly and asymetrical. If you make it look to good, people tend to steal them, or at least try and fall over twitching and die. Which then makes it cooler (in a "choosen one" type of way). The biohazard symbol is a great example of that.

    2. Re:Neurohazard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since I am stupid, that symbol makes me think there's something entertaining buried there.

      I am the Radiskull and I will kill you all!

    3. Re:Neurohazard by KFury · · Score: 2

      Thanks for the neurohazard kudos!

      As to the point about symmetry, the actual reason that the biohazard and radiation symbols are radially symetrical is so they're easily recognizable even if they're turned on end or upside down, whick could easily be the case at the time when you need to recognize them most (ie after a spill, or in a trash dump).

  16. Why bother? by brooks_talley · · Score: 5, Funny

    C'mon, this is a great chance to play a practical joke on future generations.

    How about a sign with amorous stick figures, hearts, and in every modern language, "Procreate here and you will have interesting offspring"?

    I swear, government takes the fun out of everything.

    -b

  17. Anyone remember OMNI Magazine? by Raetsel · · Score: 4, Informative

    In dark ages past, my aunt would renew my subscription to OMNI as my birthday present. Gawd... that was 15, maybe 20 years ago. As I aged, I kept that subscription -- all the way up to when they quit publishing. (They "embraced a fully electronic format" or something like that... sound familiar?)

    Now, here's the kicker:

    • I remember an article about this same subject!

      (It was complete with artists' renditions of the ideas... fields of giant spikes, etc...)

    And now here we are... the internet has come, grown, the bubble has burst, my favorite Sci-Fi magazine is no more, and we STILL haven't answered one (seemingly) simple question! Nuclear power plants are storing every fuel rod they've ever used on-site, Germans are willing to disable their rail system to prevent nuclear waste transport, and Nevada residents (read: voters) will only allow the Yucca Mountain Facility if the rest of the country rams it down their collective throat!

    The more things change, the more they stay the same, I suppose.

    --

    "...America's great minds of today, teaching America's great minds of tomorrow. Poor bastards." -- A Beautiful Min
    1. Re:Anyone remember OMNI Magazine? by circletimessquare · · Score: 2

      I could have sworn I remember an article on that same subject in that old Science '84 ('85? '86?) magazine. But the twist was (and I don't remember if it was a humorous or serious article) that the warning had to be understandable to non-human intelligent creatures of the far future too.

      We're not talking aliens, we're talking the offspring of rats or cockroaches... or whatever else that might evolve sentience on this planet should we ever bite the bullet. ;-P

      I swear I even remember the goofy illustration next to the article showing some tribal cockroaches and rat shamans worshipping the universal nuclear hazard symbol in some cavern/ storage silo.

      --
      intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    2. Re:Anyone remember OMNI Magazine? by cybermage · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Nevada residents (read: voters) will only allow the Yucca Mountain Facility if the rest of the country rams it down their collective throat!

      Actually, I can tell you, as a Nevada resident, that public opinion here is across the entire spectrum. Opinions are mostly broken down like so:

      • Tiny minority that supports the project for some random reason (jobs, war time nationalism, etc.)
      • Small minority that accepts the project because it's a little late now to back out. (We accepted the money to build it, after all.)
      • Large majority that can't hear the news over the din of slot machines.
      • Small minority that opposes the project because it doesn't pass many environmental tests.
      • Tiny militant factions that oppose the project for more radical reasons. Most of these either are actively interfering/sabotaging or plan to.

      To date, the largest act of "interference", that I've heard of, has been the cutting off of water to the site. Without water, drilling has been basically stopped dead.
    3. Re:Anyone remember OMNI Magazine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually we have made a bit of progress. The WIPP site in New Mexico (which is actually the site which the Salon article refers to, although the author doesn't seem to realize it) is currently being used to permanently store transuranic waste. This is basically stuff contaminated with plutonium etc. The Yucca Mountain site is for stuff which is less nasty.

    4. Re:Anyone remember OMNI Magazine? by Triv · · Score: 2

      there's a great essay by Scott Carrier on this subject in his new book - s'called "Running After Antelope." I hightly recommend the book itself, let alone the essay.

      Triv

    5. Re:Anyone remember OMNI Magazine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's it... make sure the place we store radioactive material is a focal point for domestic terrorism...

    6. Re:Anyone remember OMNI Magazine? by dzym · · Score: 2

      That's great. Instead of helping to make it more secure, let's work to undermine the facility's resources and possibly trigger the disaster you're supposed to prevent.

    7. Re:Anyone remember OMNI Magazine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These "tests" that supposedly don't pass are ridiculous to begin with. No one actually should expect 1200+ presidents, 5000 elections of the House of Representatives, and God only knows how many senators passing through the hallowed halls of Congress to not change something about the usage of Yucca Mountain.

      From a technological viewpoint, at some point nuclear energy will be the only viable option for sustaining our energy needs, people's irrational fear of nuclear power will give way to their fear of the dark, and someone will see the dollar signs planted in the ground in Nevada and come up with an effective recycling strategy for the waste to be reused. BNFL does this now with their mixed oxide (MOx) fuels they provide around the world for nuclear power. It's not cheap, but one day the economics will favor recycling so-called "spent fuel".

    8. Re:Anyone remember OMNI Magazine? by _bobs.pizza_ · · Score: 1
      As another Nevada resident, I can affirm his claim that the majority of Nevada voters are very ignorant about the issue. Heck, even the elected officials are ignorant.

      Representitive Shelly Berkley (D-NV) recently came to my school (:Advanced Technologies Academy:) to talk about current issues, how important it is to register to vote, etc.

      I happened to miss the fun, but my fellow students tore her apart on the issues of nuclear power & Yucca Mountain, eventually making her say that she wasn't informed enough on the issue to comment on their questions.

      Among the items:

      She tried to quote a report on how a French container for nuclear waste failed a safety test, not the American one that has passed the same test and been approved.

      She believes that fusion reactions will create higher amounts of waste than the current fission plants (the only radioactive product fusion created was a short-lived isotope of hydrogen last time I checked)

      She believes that natural sources of energy (such as wind and geothermal sources) can create just as much or more power as nuclear plants. (yeah right)

      Per student education funding in Nevada may be one of the lowest in the country, but I haven't been asleep in science. She's the one that needs to go back to school. She's not going to get my vote when she's up for re-election.

    9. Re:Anyone remember OMNI Magazine? by Aglassis · · Score: 1

      the only radioactive product fusion created was a short-lived isotope of hydrogen last time I checked

      Wrong. Anytime neutrons get released (such as in fusion) things will become activated. Two things in particular: water (though short lived -> not a problem in storage), and the metals in the reactor plant itself (which are not short lived therefore you have to bury them though they will generally be a problem for about 250 years for radiation exposure). Both of these are orders of maginitude less radioactive than a fuel rod and will not require as stringent storage requirements (as in time and temperature).

      --
      Suddenly, the hairy finger of a familiar monkey tapped me on the shoulder. It was time.--G. T.
    10. Re:Anyone remember OMNI Magazine? by Zathrus · · Score: 2

      Not that this'll get read this late, but...

      You can recycle nuclear fuel rods. The French do it with their rods. Most of the uranium is still "good" and useful for continued power production, and you can turn >96% of the rod back into usable material. This leaves a brick about the size of a standard tape of really fucking NASTY stuff.

      The downsides? Well, cost certainly. I don't know if it's cost-effective (although if you take long-term storage into consideration I'd think it is - imagine reducing the tons of nuclear waste we currently have by 96% or so). The real big issue, and the reason I've heard the US doesn't do the same as France, is that the process can be used to produce warhead-grade plutonium and uranium. And, of course, that the waste product is itself very valuable to anyone who would want nuclear capability. It's a good bit harder to steal a bunch of spent fuel rods contained in concrete, lead, and steel than it is to steal a few pounds of highly radioactive gunk incased in same.

    11. Re:Anyone remember OMNI Magazine? by cburley · · Score: 1
      The French do it with their rods.

      That's a nuclear-scientist-geek bumper-sticker just waiting to happen.

      --
      Practice random senselessness and act kind of beautiful.
  18. A little thought experiment by Frantactical+Fruke · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Imagine for a moment that the ancient Egyptians used nuclear energy four thousand years ago, and that all knowledge of it was lost in the following upheavals. We did after all only relearn to read Egyptian hieroglyphs during the last century.

    Now imagine that the pyramids were nuclear waste disposal sites and that all those dread pictorial warnings of demons and death adorning them to warn off graverobbers that you know from Indiana Jones actually were warnings about nuclear radiation.

    "You will die a slow and horrible death, if you enter here!"

    Yeah right, said graverobbers throughout the millennia. Egyptian jewelry and pottery from those graves have adorned houses and women everywhere. They were fashionable in the 1920's, I believe.
    Mummies were used for fuel in the USA a hundred years ago.

    Hundreds of thousands of people would have been exposed to radiation before we finally gained an inkling into its dangers in the fifties.

    It's rather improbable that our culture will last the 100,000 years that our nuclear waste will remain highly dangerous, so the above scenario is inevitable. People are curious and they do not believe in warnings of unseen, tasteless, odorless dangers. Better think of a way to hide the stuff well enough to stay inaccessible for that time.

    Impossible? Well fancy you saying that! That's exactly why I have a problem with nuclear power generation!

    1. Re:A little thought experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many people right now would travel out there to see want was built? I bet there would be more than you think.

    2. Re:A little thought experiment by Sanctuary · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it was well known that the pyramids contained jewelry and pottery. Plus, if people were to enter a structure with thousands of identical containers and after coming out that they became sick the stories would be to make average people, non-engineers, want to avoid that place.

    3. Re:A little thought experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the 100,000 years that our nuclear waste will remain highly dangerous

      But it won't. The longer the half-life of a material, the LESS radioactive it is. After a few hundred years nuclear waste is only about as radioactive as the ore from which it originally came. Think about it... a material with an INFINITE half-life isn't radioactive at all.

      Don't take my word for it. Learn the science and do the math for yourself.

      The fact that idiots (and those who've been conned by idiots) keep spreading this "hundreds of millenia" garbage is very disturbing. Ignorance? Deliberate malice? Maybe a little of both.

    4. Re:A little thought experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that idiots (and those who've been conned by idiots) keep spreading this "hundreds of millenia" garbage is very disturbing.

      Yeah, waste that is only highly toxic for a few hundred years is no big deal at all!

    5. Re:A little thought experiment by Beliskner · · Score: 2
      DOE tries to find a good warning sign for the nuclear waste dump out in Nevada. This is one of those scary yet true things our government actually does; research into finding what exactly can be interpreted as "dangerous" 10,000 years from now.
      Obvious - there's radiation there, so put a Geiger counter into a corpse's hand, and leave him there. His other hand will cover a gaping hole in his radiation suit.

      /. hAxOrS - this is what good GUI design is all about.

      The only thing that can put people off from buying Hershey bars is a corpse draped across the shelf with a half-eaten Hershey bar in his hand. Any other sign is open to interpretation - even the traditional skull & crossbones sign will be interpreted by pirates as their equivalent of "Stars & Stripes"

      --
      A caveman dreams of being us, the incalculable power and riches. We dream of being Q, then what?
    6. Re:A little thought experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Mummies were used for fuel in the USA a hundred years ago.

      Umm, while you have some salient points, I think this one is, well, wrong. Care to substantiate it?

      Useful link: Straight Dope.

    7. Re:A little thought experiment by Frantactical+Fruke · · Score: 1
      Just some TV documentary I saw once.
      US businessman bought thousands of mummies - remember, they mummified anybody who could afford it back then, not just rulers - thinking of reusing the wrapping cloth as fiber for paper production. Turned out it was a waste of time, so the mummies ended up in the factory boilers.
      They were dirt cheap back then.

      I'll try to research it when I have more time. It's a nice bit of grotesque trivia, eh?

    8. Re:A little thought experiment by Frantactical+Fruke · · Score: 1
      Thank you for the kind words. So I've been conned. I just recall that Plutonium has a halflife of 90,000 years. Didn't know it was harmless. I wonder why we bother talking about burial of nuclear waste at all then. Why do they bother about all this long term storage in deep salt mines in geologically inert areas, if it'll all be so much harmless junk in a couple of centuries?

      If you're right, do enlighten me.

    9. Re:A little thought experiment by squaretorus · · Score: 2

      Mummies were used for fuel in the USA a hundred years ago.

      Wha?
      How?
      Where?
      When?
      Who?

    10. Re:A little thought experiment by thogard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      do a few google searches.

      The dead of egypt has been used for brown butcher paper (its still colored so it looks the same), as fuel and a source of fibers.

      There at least 50,000 mummies transported to the US for industrial uses. Maybe as many as a 1/4 million.

      Modern Egypt has little connections to it past. for example its name was given to it by the french during the time of Napoleon when they figured the area had to have been the part talked about in the bible with moses and such so they named the area Aegypt which is now Egypt. There is no archaeological of connections between the people involved with the bible and the area now known as Egypt.

    11. Re:A little thought experiment by thogard · · Score: 1

      Based on the widespread removal of bodies from the graveyards in Egypt, I don't the the straight dope has the story right either. The bodies had to go somewhere and they did burn well. While Mark Twain would often exaggerate, his statments were based on truth and sometimes half truths but he was a good journalist but he was forced to tone down reality for the papers.

    12. Re:A little thought experiment by pacman+on+prozac · · Score: 1

      "That's exactly why I have a problem with nuclear power generation!"

      The way I see it, you can either have a very small amount of lethally radioactive substance that you can hide away or eventually blast into the sun whereas the main alternative currently would not be renewable energy but fossil fuels. No big companies would make as much money from renewable energy so it wouldn't be as big as it should be. So we're all merrily burning fossil fuels happy that we're not producing any more nasty radioactive waste. Then we mess up the ratios of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere and the whole planet is fucked instead of just the few miles around the dumping sites.

      This is why I don't have such a big problem with nuclear power generation.

    13. Re:A little thought experiment by thogard · · Score: 2, Informative

      it is not well known what they pyramids contained. There is no real evidence about their uses and they had all been contaminated with a much different religious culture at least twice before anyone ever started recording what was found.

    14. Re:A little thought experiment by proj_2501 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ground up mummy resin was used for medicine once upon a time. Later on, ground up actual mummified bodies were sold as the same stuff, and then ground up mummified executed criminals! Yum!

    15. Re:A little thought experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've been able to accurately translate hieroglyphics since 1822. Also, the stuff is not exactly easy to access. It is more than 2000 feet below ground in the middle of a salt flat. That is much more difficult to get to than King Tut's tomb.

    16. Re:A little thought experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do a google search for mummy fuel and "straight dope", and you'll find a convincing article that says mummies being used for fuel is no more than a legend started becase of a joke by the writer Mark Twain.

    17. Re:A little thought experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong, the longest lived isotope of plutonium has a half life of 24,000 years. When it decays it turns into uranium-235, which has a half life of about 713 million years. Now that will take a while to go away!

    18. Re:A little thought experiment by Raven1 · · Score: 1

      and both are almost prefectly harmless when not in a nuclear reactor. Yup, I've held some of each in my hand, and yup, I haven't turned into a superhero.

    19. Re:A little thought experiment by martinde · · Score: 1

      > "You will die a slow and horrible death, if you enter here!"

      > Yeah right, said graverobbers throughout the millennia.
      > Egyptian jewelry and pottery from those graves have adorned
      > houses and women everywhere. They were fashionable in the
      > 1920's, I believe.

      So, don't bury any jewelry or pottery with the nuclear waste. It seems like there would be nothing worth "stealing" buried with the waste, so I'm having a hard time believing that that there would be too many people going into the waste storage areas.

    20. Re:A little thought experiment by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 2
      It seems like there would be nothing worth "stealing"

      Except for glowing green rocks that turn you into a SUPERMUTANT!!!!!!

    21. Re:A little thought experiment by ShahJehan · · Score: 1

      I believe that mummy were in so much abundance that they were actually burned in very rich households similar to fire logs.... I saw a pbs show on this once and believe that they couldn't have exaggeratted this act as they claimed few and far between practiced it. But there were some real elitist types who got a "kick" out of throwing another mummy on the fireplace. What a christmas party story that must have made.

    22. Re:A little thought experiment by ShahJehan · · Score: 1

      Why would this be any different then what the American government is actually planning to do. The idea that the above statement is proposing is not that far fetched when you think about how long humans have repeated historical mistakes.... Opening these secret locations in say 1000 years or so woulod be no different than us opening up mummy wraps to peek inside. Its just as stupid and dangerous since we are unaware of the consequences of such action. My proposal is to send this crap into outer space on a course towards the closest galaxy next to us as it would ultimately solve 2 problems: 1) Problems with storing such matter where humans live (since most of us will not be around to warn the generations after us). 2) Whether or not E.T or his buddies actually live in the next galaxy. Just imagine the response from them if we were to launch this radioactive crap at them. Hmmmmm...E.T will give up the phone call business as launch some of his species septic waste at us. (No doubt helping our nutrient sources on this planet) See, we can't lose if we launch this stuff in outer space. Of course it may just explode on the launch pad and seriously damage the environment. But, who knows until we try has always been the human way of trying stuff out.

    23. Re:A little thought experiment by diablovision · · Score: 1

      Then again, maybe they shouldn't fill it with tons of gold and mummies. Hmm...

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    24. Re:A little thought experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just recall that Plutonium has a halflife of 90,000 years. Didn't know it was harmless.

      It is, more or less. They lied to you about that, too. Now it's time to start wondering what else they lied to you about.

      Unless plutonium has been ground up small enough to inhale it poses almost no risk. Plutonium is an alpha emitter, and alphas won't even penetrate human skin.

      As I said, learn the science, do the math. I'm not asking you to take my word for anything.

      Why do they bother about all this long term
      storage in deep salt mines in geologically inert areas


      Because people are fucking idiots. The NRC is trying to use rational means to calm people's fears, but that obviously doesn't work since the opposition to nuclear power is completely IRRATIONAL. You can't convince superstitious savages with reason, and the "greens" who are opposed to nuclear power are, in fact, superstitious savages.

    25. Re:A little thought experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, waste that is only highly toxic for a few hundred years is no big deal at all!

      You mean like benzene (from gasoline) and all the nasty shit from coal? Or the really bad stuff used in the process to produce solar cells? Or the large-scale climate change that would be produced from any attempt to rely on wind power? Or the flooded lands produced by hydro?

      Yes, it's no big deal.

    26. Re:A little thought experiment by thogard · · Score: 1

      Read other things that Mark Twain wrote about the mummies and you will find out how much of it was a joke and some indication of where the truth is. Some where there is a list of things that bothered him the most most and the mummys are on the list. The top of the list was being a witness to a haning as one of hist first jobs as a reporter.

    27. Re:A little thought experiment by Trickster+Coyote · · Score: 2

      People are curious and they do not believe in warnings of unseen, tasteless, odorless dangers.

      Hmmm...

      I wonder if the nuclear waste could be tagged with something humanly perceivable similiar to the way drain opener and other toxic household substances are laced with extremely bitter tasting Bitrex to discourage little kids from chugging the stuff?

      Maybe something like some chemical that when the storage container is opened and it comes into contact with air, it gives off an odor of putrid rotting flesh.

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    28. Re:A little thought experiment by shawnseat · · Score: 1

      Wrong, the longest lived isotope of plutonium has a half life of 24,000 years.

      No, YOU are wrong. The longest-lived isotope of plutonium is Pu-244 with a half-life of 80 million years.

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  19. Salon - feh by Coldwar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    >and IMHO is much less deserving of mockery than the
    >Salon author makes it out to be.

    I agree...this article contains most of the requisite elements of a Salon author's work: an obvious disdain for science and especially those who practice it, a lot of unfunny non-humor, contrived anti-government cynicism, and the obligatory stab at George W.

    It's fine, though - as long as the scientists keep doing what they do, and the pseudo-intellectual hipsters at Salon confine themselves to their useless pursuits, real progress should remain unimpeded.

    1. Re:Salon - feh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have to agree. Although I'm not sure which I find more disturbing - The fact we have to build something like this because foolish humans think nuclear plants are "clean" energy, or the fact that most people unfortunately share the Salon author's abysmal perspective.

      I, personally, found the thought put into this quite impressive. He definately doesn't understand the complexity of such a warning system - and that the research participants came up with very compelling designs.

    2. Re:Salon - feh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      foolish humans think nuclear plants are "clean" energy

      Nuclear plants vastly more environmentally friendly than ANY other energy technology, even wind and solar.

    3. Re:Salon - feh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the author has a very valid point. There is absolutely nothing that would deter current or recent archaeologists from investigating something interesting, short of actually digging something up that was found to be deadly. Any warning signs will make them more curious, unless they are actually capable of communicating exactly what is contained within.

      If it were possible, the ideal solution would be to make the actual storage difficult to access by any civilization without sufficiently advanced technology that they also understood what radio activity is...but mechanical force is fairly easy to master without an advanced knowledge of physics.

      Of course this is all assuming that in the mean time, current civilization and knowledge might be lost...which would require a disaster that makes the death of some future explorers seem fairly irrelevant in perspective.

    4. Re:Salon - feh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just keep telling yourself that.

    5. Re:Salon - feh by tempest303 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Yeah, except for that whole "creates mind-bogglingly-toxic waste that is so utterly difficult to get rid of that all we can think of to do is just bury it for 100,000 years and beyond" thing.

      Bring me fusion and THEN tell me about the wonders of nuclear power. Fission is DIRTY, LETHAL SHIT. Just because it produces no greenhouse gasses doesn't make it safe, jackass!

    6. Re:Salon - feh by sean23007 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      a lot of unfunny non-humor, contrived anti-government cynicism, and the obligatory stab at George W.

      Unfunny humor... you mean like accusing someone of "fuzzy math" and then crippling the budget with tax cuts that will ensure the national debt for decades to come- and then ignoring/denying the inevitable future while taxes are cut again in the face of increased spending? And it is interesting that you say anti-government and George W. Bush in the same sentence, because he is as anti-government as anyone (except, perhaps, that nutjob domestic terrorist from Minnesota).

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    7. Re:Salon - feh by Xylantiel · · Score: 1

      You apparently don't know anything about fusion either. Current reactors have a hugh shield around them (made of Lithium I believe) to catch all the stray neutrons. That stuff ends up being radioactive due to the constant bombardment by high-energy neutrons.

      Nuclear waste is only dangerous in a concentrated form. At low enough concentrations you can hold it in your hand without danger. So probably the best thing to do is take a teeeny bit and put it EVERYWHERE. Maybe gauged by the amount of natural radiation in the soil in any particular place. But try getting the public to go for that! Putting nuclear waste in EVERYONE'S back yard. (note that this is essentially what current power plants do by putting all their waste into the air.)

    8. Re:Salon - feh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you just keep telling yourself that the Evil Radiation Fairies will kill everyone on earth if we even THINK about using nuclear power. Keep telling yourself that, and keep breeding more soldiers to die for foreign oil.

      Nuclear power has been used in the United States for over 50 years without ONE casualty to a member of the general public. That's a far better record than oil, hydro, coal, you name it.

      EVEN IF YOU COUNT CHERNOBYL (a shitty, substandard Soviet design) the death toll from nuclear is still much lower than from any other source.

      Take a look at the chart at the bottom of:

      http://www.uic.com.au/nip14.htm

      In fact, read the whole paper.

  20. My Sign Idea by DarkHelmet · · Score: 3, Funny
    How do you design a "Keep Out!" sign to last 10,000 years?

    Two words: Neverland Ranch.

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  21. My (serious) pick: by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I like the "massive stone grid" approach.

    For those of you who didn't read the shorter site: A grid of massive, roughly hewn 25' black cubes with about 5 feet of separtation between them.

    You could get in, but it'd be a distinctly uncomfortable place to be. It'd be unbelievably hot a lot of the year, it'd be tought to do anything useful in the area, etc. It says "stay out" without trying too hard and inciting curiosity.

    Of course, I also think "Most gross danger" in the top hundred most popular languages and Welch would be a good addition. Hell, it might even serve as a rosetta stone some day...

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    1. Re:My (serious) pick: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pyramids are tough to get into, and aren't that easy to move around in either. But how many people travel to see them, and do excavation. Then you have stonehenge, which is like the stone grid. And people go and see that.

    2. Re:My (serious) pick: by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 2

      You misunderstand the intent of the stone grid if you compare it to stonehenge.

      Read the WIPP article.

      The stone grid will feature at least a row, probably two or three, or more, deep, of huge stone blocks, rough hewn and very irregular.

      Make them 25 feet or 30 feet high, across, and deep. Place only 2 or 3 feet between each block. Place only 2 or 3 feet between each row. Offset the second row so the interior is not visible from the outside.

      Secondly make the interior space radically different from the exterior space, so people will obviously know which side of the wall they are on.

      Once inside they should see lots of warnings; rosetta stone type warnings in multiple languages, on the off chance that language has 'evolved'. English, French, German, Spanish, Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Egyptian, Greek, Indian, etc.

      Something like "This is not a holy, sacred, or valued site. This site is dangerous and unwanted. This site is used to store deadly and dangerous materials. Our civilization used nuclear fusion to power our cities, but did not figure out how to deal with nuclear waste except to store it at a site such as this. Nuclear power, simply, is a process which takes a heavy unstable atom and split it and using the heat released from it to generate power. A nuclear reaction occurs when the heavy atom releases enough energy to split other similar unstable atoms.

      As a side effect of nuclear power, we generate nuclear waste. Nuclear waste is radioactive, meaning that it gives off harmful amounts of energy. The only method we know of to deal with a large amount of nuclear waste is to bury it for 10,000 years until it has lost enough energy to become harmless. This site is meant to store such waste.

      "

      Past the signs and explanations would be something like an expanse of black nothing. Like 2 or 3 square miles of black rubble or stone. Becomes uncomfortably hot in the day, with no possibility of reaching the center without extreme equipment. Nighttime it would be impossible to reach the center without some equipment because there is no way to get any bearings without stars or electronics, esp if they use magnetic materials to screw up compasses.

    3. Re:My (serious) pick: by Glytch · · Score: 2

      I think the US government should consult Squaresoft. They're the real experts in devising methods of keeping curious explorers out of dangerous areas, even after thousands of years have passed.

    4. Re:My (serious) pick: by SpamJunkie · · Score: 1

      This is the exact thing that the disappeared societies in Calculating God did. I won't reveal what was burried there but they were not only trying to keep out their own future generations, but any other intelligent life that happened to wonder by. Arguably something we should consider as well - I mean in 10,000 years anything could happen.

      Another thing that Calculating God mentioned was that burying nuclear waste is preferable to sending it into space. In the earth the waste will slowly be subducted by Earth's molten core effectively disposing of it. However launching it into space runs the risk of the rocket blowing up and contaminating the entire planet.

    5. Re:My (serious) pick: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anything that's not designed to damage and kill, right from the outset, will only become a tourist attraction - no matter how "forbidding" it looks. People will come to visit the site exactly because it's so forbidding, and because telling about visiting the Forbidden Site would be such a GREAT story.

      That, and people are curious. Without an immediate, real threat of injury or death, the site will be visited.

    6. Re:My (serious) pick: by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      We're talking about a long enough timeframe that the area wouldn't necessarily still be a desert. Trying to make it really hot by using black material won't keep people away if the climate is no longer a desert. Consider that in Earth's history there have recently been ice ages every 10,000 years or so.

      Besides, ANYTHING that is obviously of artificial origin, that is mighty old, will be of interest to an archeologist. I think this project is doomed from the get-go because of that fact alone. Archeologists even get excited about finding old piles of trash of lost cultures because of the information about their daily life that the trash heaps can reveal.

      Consider the odd statues on Easter Island. They communicate absolutely nothing other than a vague sense of sadness, and yet people find them exceedingly interesting.

      The best way to keep future curious people away from the site is to bury the waste deep and *not* mark it in any way whatsoever -
      trying as hard as we can to *not* leave behind any evidence that the location has anything artificial there at all.

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    7. Re:My (serious) pick: by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      Would the site still be uncomfortably hot if the earth was in an ice age at the time such that Nevada wasn't a desert at the time?
      Ice ages seem to happen once every 10,000 years
      or so, and we are past due for another by that metric.

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    8. Re:My (serious) pick: by moogla · · Score: 1

      LOL

      ohhhh man...just put it all the waste inside a vessel that looks just like a small version of the building, and, well, you know what I mean.

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    9. Re:My (serious) pick: by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 2

      Well...

      If the ice age were such that the site were buried under 2 miles of glacial ice, I don't think it matters.

      If the site *isn't* under glacial ice, why wouldn't the black top still emit heat like crazy?

    10. Re:My (serious) pick: by dvdeug · · Score: 2

      It says "stay out" without trying too hard and inciting curiosity.

      The problem is, it's just exactly the thing that would incite my curiosity. On one hand, we have something that's clearly human in origin; on the other, it's completely abnormal, inhospitable and irregular. Of course, it's only inviting to archeologists and other terminally curious people, who will be curious no matter how you mark it, so you might just have to write them off.

    11. Re:My (serious) pick: by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      .. Because even if the ice doesn't get that far south (which it probably won't - Nevada is too far south to be hit by the glaciers directly) it won't be in the middle of a desert anymore. It will be in the middle of a tundra, where a nice warm toasty area emitting heat won't be such a turn-off anymore to the people in the area. Consider, if the site ends up being, say, 90 degress farenhieght hotter than the surrounding countryside, that if the surrounding countryside is in the throws of a winter during an ice-age, where even Nevada would be having freezing temperatures, that would no longer be a deterrent - quite the opposite really.

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  22. Ummm..not a chance by yoyoyo · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I will bet any amount of money you like that soon after they build the thing they will have to pass laws to keep souvenir hunters out...and this is while we know what is buried underneath.

    10,000 years from now the place will be a magnet for the sort of people who visit stonehenge now.

    The best possible marker would be none at all.

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    1. Re:Ummm..not a chance by Skyshadow · · Score: 2
      Well, the real point is to protect innocent people from settling on top of or drilling into the site.

      This should be possible -- after all, if you want to knowingly go walking around on a nuke waste dump, be my guest.

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    2. Re:Ummm..not a chance by thogard · · Score: 1

      ok they drill into it... and the result is a few dead people unless there is water in the area and then you may have lots of dead people. maybe it should be surrounded by a layer of something that will make well water very nasty. For a start I would say that green dye they use to track some spliages. A few drops of it can be spotted miles downstream. A layer off it (dehydraded of course) could make any water that comes up look very undrinkable.

      You use gravity to prevent settling on top. There are these things called mountains and most of them have been around for quite a long time. Its very hard to build a house and grow a garden on a 30 degree slant that soil won't stay attached to.

    3. Re:Ummm..not a chance by squiggleslash · · Score: 3, Insightful
      if you want to knowingly go walking around on a nuke waste dump, be my guest
      What if your name is "Osama Bin Laden" and you're wearing a suit that protects you against radiation?

      Seriously, this seems to be another issue people are forgetting. Suppose we can make effective signage to ensure curious archeologists do not stumble upon the site by accident: are we not forgetting that there are those who'll find what's under there very useful, and very useful for all the wrong reasons? Isn't such signage going to help them?

      Civilisations may (and will) crumble in the next 10,000 years, but something tells me that extremism and the willingness to kill for a cause will never end.

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    4. Re:Ummm..not a chance by Joutsa · · Score: 1

      It is already marked. Even if all structures on the ground were destroyed and all the people that ever knew the location were killed, the digging and filling of mine shafts would change the seismic properties of the ground so that a geologist would find the site easily.

      That case had already been considered by the people who wrote the report. They didn't think anybody could use the waste as weapon but rather to make the area unlivable for everybody (think Saddam Hussein and burning oil wells)

    5. Re:Ummm..not a chance by discogravy · · Score: 2
      The best possible marker would be none at all.
      Say, you wouldn't happen to be in charge of plugging up Microsoft's security holes, would you?
  23. boom! by vinnythenose · · Score: 4, Funny

    You could bury it in Nevada then nuke the area. Once people see the desolate waste land that destroys all life and sucks your will to live right out of you...
    Oh wait, it's Nevada. Nevermind.

    Just put a casino nearby, then nobody will care where the nuclear waste is.

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  24. Do we really care? by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1, Troll

    I mean....we won't be here, I'm against putting my hard earned money towards helping people 10000 years from now, let them figure it out on their own.

    1. Re:Do we really care? by pryan · · Score: 2

      That's actually a fair question. There are several answers, but there are two that seem the most potent to me:

      1)
      There is a moral obligation to not harm other people, whether your neighbor, or your descendant.

      2)
      We are driven to propagate our species. The very near example is procreation. A logcal extrapolation of that drive is to preserve our culture. This can be witnessed to varying degrees in monuments and artifacts designed to last a long time. To that end, we should also not leave a legacy that could kill our culture.

  25. Stonehenge by sameb · · Score: 1

    Kinda reminds me of Stonehenge -- ominious pillars and whatnot?...

    I'd say it's fairly unimportant to worry about how beings 10,000 years in the future are going to interpret this. It may be an interesting study in thought, but nothing outside of that.

  26. Well.. by wysoft · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There is one thing that keeps echoing through my mind, and I hope to God that the people working on this project are thinking it too: What the hell are we doing?

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    1. Re:Well.. by thogard · · Score: 1

      What the hell we are doing is tring to hide stuff that is 50% useful fuel and 50% stuff that is less radioactive than a bunch of Bananas but we can seperate it because its illegal to do anything with waste other than store it thanks to greenpeace. Its also cheaper to buy new fuel from Australia so its just a matter of store the junk and let some other generation figure it out.

      Little do the idiots making this decision know that the brats that are playing video games now will be very unhappy with the lot they have been left and are very likly to say "work or starve" and it won't matter if your 90 years old when your pension magicly goes away. too bad it didn't happen 30 years ago.

    2. Re:Well.. by jo42 · · Score: 1
      > What the hell are we doing?

      Fucking up the planet.

    3. Re:Well.. by duct_tape_n_wd40 · · Score: 1

      There is one thing that keeps echoing through my mind, and I hope to God that the people working on this project are thinking it too: What the hell are we doing?

      If you mean that the people working on this project should be questioning why they're doing it, relax. Although I have nothing to do with this project, I'd bet my bottom dollar that every scientist, engineer, secretary and janitor working on this is convinced that this is the right thing to do. Doing this, and doing it right is their gift to future generations.

      Look, we've got a shitload of nuclear waste sitting in plants all across the country. Sticking your fingers in your ears and humming really loud will not make this waste go away. It already exists, it's going to be with us for millenia, so we better have a darn good plan to deal with it.

      Personally I'm grateful we have so many talented people dedicating themselves to finding a workable, lasting solution to a really nasty problem. That's a much better legacy than sitting on the sidelines whining but not offering anything constructive.

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    4. Re:Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good post, wish I had mod points.

    5. Re:Well.. by Handpaper · · Score: 1

      Is it illegal to get British Nuclear Fuels Limited (BNFL) to reprocess it? Seriously, the Sellafield (formerly Windscale) site handles most of Europe's waste already (and is safe enough to have an on-site _visitor centre_). Greenpeace certainly has its head firmly inserted up its arse on this issue.

  27. It will be useful to future terrorists by imnoteddy · · Score: 1

    At some point in the next few thousand years someone will want to find a way to kill lots of people. Whatever marking they put over this dumpsite will say "Here's the dangerous stuff! Come and get it!"

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    1. Re:It will be useful to future terrorists by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

      This wont be the kind of stuff that could be used for nuclear bombs.

      But it could be used for dirty bombs.

    2. Re:It will be useful to future terrorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they should make producing radioactive material illegal. That should take care of it.

    3. Re:It will be useful to future terrorists by pyr0 · · Score: 1

      I'm don't think that will be possible actually.

      Current plans are to turn the raw waste into a glass wasteform. Basically, it is mixed with a bunch of other stuff (like B, SiO2, P), melted, and turned into glass that pound for pound is nowhere near as nasty as the raw stuff. I think dirty bombs would require more concentrated radioactive material to be effective.

  28. Ok, 4 in the morning, weeeeeee. by Xenopax · · Score: 4, Funny

    Alright, so now that I've been up all night, here's my suggestion:

    What we should do rather than a sign we should make the hole facility a death trap, so anyone curious enough to explore it will never get close to the deadly radiation. Kind-of like the Scarab of Ra (really old game I played on a Mac), we can keep mummies, lions, leapords, spike traps, or whatever the hell they had in that game all throughout our nuclear waste pyramid.

    To make it more of a challege we can give them points for every level down they get, up until the last level when they find the nuclear waste and die.

    1. Re:Ok, 4 in the morning, weeeeeee. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reminds me of the old Infocom game Infidel? Anyone remember that one? You score the last 5 points then die. I remember how devastating it was for me. ;)

      ac

  29. easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Why not just put a "planet hollywood" sign up, that should keep people away :-)

    btw, its spelled "honour".

    1. Re:easy by jcoy42 · · Score: 1
      btw, its spelled "honour".

      Unless you happen to live in the US.
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  30. wonder by ciole · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Question (possibly stupid): Why can't we just heave it into space? Is it due to sheer volume? Do we have plans to produce a whole lot more of it?

    If so, i'll want to find another planet, but i'll probably be barred from entry due to our reputation. We need a legal system which allows people to be sued by their hypothetical descendants.

    1. Re:wonder by KFury · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Question (possibly stupid): Why can't we just heave it into space? Is it due to sheer volume? Do we have plans to produce a whole lot more of it?

      The sheer bolume is just one problem. The second problem is what happens if there's a launch accident. I recall that NASA was pretty keen on getting some plutonium pellets back from a botched NSA launch a few years ago.

      the third problem is that something in orbit, or in free-floating space, is still likely to come back to us or another planet and contaminate it. Properly distributed, a tablespoonfull of plutonium could kill every human on Earth. Entering the atmopshere at high speed isn't the optimal way to distribute, but it would still do a heck of a lot of bad.

      Flinging it into the sun would probably work, but getting it there is the hard part.

      And heck, nobody really goes to Nevada anyhow.

    2. Re:wonder by MisterBlister · · Score: 1
      And heck, nobody really goes to Nevada anyhow.

      Except to gamble..And hell, if you want to gamble, why not gamble big? Its no fun if your life isn't on the line.

    3. Re:wonder by cheezehead · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Question (possibly stupid):

      No such thing as a stupid question, only stupid answers...

      Why can't we just heave it into space?

      Sure we can. Even better: launch it into the sun. Pretty much guaranteed it won't bother anyone there, ever. It's kind of expensive to do this, though. Minor additional problem: space launches are not 100% safe. The stuff might fall down on earth if a launch goes wrong.

      Is it due to sheer volume? Do we have plans to produce a whole lot more of it?

      As long as we plan to operate fission reactors, yes.

      We need a legal system which allows people to be sued by their hypothetical descendants.

      It's called responsibility, morality, ethics. Not that anybody gives a damn...

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    4. Re:wonder by imnoteddy · · Score: 1

      There is a lot of nuclear waste, so it would take many launches to "heave it into space". Since rockets are not yet 100 percent reliable, some launches would fail and spread radiation around the planet.

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    5. Re:wonder by aklschnapps · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just out of curiosity, have you ever taken a class on nuclear energy? The "fact" that a tablespoon full of plutonium could kill every human on earth is the most blown out of proportion ridiculous fact ever. Consider this, uranium is a natural element. It exists everywhere, everywhere! Directly under you right now is uranium. Uranium and plutonium are both alpha particle emitters. Alpha particles cannot penetrate your skin, thus the only danger lies in inhaling them, and even this is a slight danger since you would have to inhale a large amount of it for it to have any chance of staying in your lungs and doing any damage. In order for a tablespoon of plutonium to kill everyone it would have to be inhaled and then each person would have a 1 in 30,000,000,000,000(maybe another set of zeros, not sure) chance that their particle of plutonium would cause cancer in them that they could eventually die from.

    6. Re:wonder by CTachyon · · Score: 5, Informative
      Just out of curiosity, have you ever taken a class on nuclear energy? The "fact" that a tablespoon full of plutonium could kill every human on earth is the most blown out of proportion ridiculous fact ever. Consider this, uranium is a natural element. It exists everywhere, everywhere! ...

      Actually, it's not the radioactivity of plutonium alone that makes it so lethal. It is a very powerful carcinogen because the body accumulates what it absorbs over long periods of time, although its near-insolubility in water reduces its effective toxicity to far below what many people believe. However, if it reaches the bloodstream, it accumulates in the bone marrow and in the liver, where it has a half-life of elimination of 70 and 35 years, respectively, and inhalation of fine Pu dust can cause significant alpha exposure in the ~500 days that it takes the lungs to eliminate it.

      To put it simply, it's neither a massive threat nor a relatively benign substance, and it gets a lot more bad PR in the press than other, much more worthy, scapegoats.

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    7. Re:wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      How in the world did this bullshit get modded up?

      Do you realize when NASA uses plutonium based propulstion systems (RTCs I believe) the plutonium is encapsulated in such a structure such that the chance of a pellet breaking up is incredibly small?

      And this stat about killing every human being. WTF are you talking about? I love it when completely misinformed people attempt to educate others. Oh the ignorance.

    8. Re:wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its got a bad rep becase some people don't want you playing with it. Thouse people tend to work for some TLA.gov

    9. Re:wonder by sunspot42 · · Score: 1

      Sure. Why don't we just bury it on the far side of the moon? That worked really well on . . . er, nevermind.

      http://www.space1999.net/~online/

    10. Re:wonder by matrix29 · · Score: 2

      Just out of curiosity, have you ever taken a class on nuclear energy? The "fact" that a tablespoon full of plutonium could kill every human on earth is the most blown out of proportion ridiculous fact ever. Consider this, uranium is a natural element. It exists everywhere, everywhere! Directly under you right now is uranium. Uranium and plutonium are both alpha particle emitters. Alpha particles cannot penetrate your skin, thus the only danger lies in inhaling them, and even this is a slight danger since you would have to inhale a large amount of it for it to have any chance of staying in your lungs and doing any damage. In order for a tablespoon of plutonium to kill everyone it would have to be inhaled and then each person would have a 1 in 30,000,000,000,000(maybe another set of zeros, not sure) chance that their particle of plutonium would cause cancer in them that they could eventually die from.

      Hmmm... and here's a page on making your own nuclear bomb (for fun & recreation I suppose).
      http://www.tetrica.com/tutorials/bomb1.html

      A few precautions:
      While uranium is not dangerously radioactive in the amounts you'll be handling, if you plan to make more than one bomb it might be wise to wear gloves and a lead apron, the kind you can buy in dental supply stores.

      Plutonium is one of the most toxic substances known. If inhaled, a thousandth of a gram can cause massive fibrosis of the lungs, a painful way to go. Even a millionth of a gram in the lungs will cause cancer. If eaten plutonium is metabolized like calcium. It goes straight to the bones where it gives out alpha particles preventing bone marrow from manufacturing red blood cells. The best way to avoid inhaling plutonium is to hold your breath while handling it. If this is too difficult wear a mask. To avoid ingesting plutonium orally follow this simple rule: never make an A-bomb on an empty stomach. If you find yourself dozing off while you're working, or if you begin to glow in the dark, it might be wise to take a blood count. Prick your finger with a sterile pin, place a drop of blood on a microscope slide, cover it with a cover slip, and examine under a microscope. (Best results are obtained in the early morning.) When you get leukemia, immature cells are released into the bloodstream, and usually the number of white cells increases (though this increase might take almost 2 weeks). Red blood cells look kind of like donuts (without the hole), and are slightly smaller than the white cells, each of which has a nucleus. Immature red cells look similar to white cells (i.e.. slightly larger and have a nucleus). If you have more than about 1 white cell (including immature ones) to 400 red cells then start to worry. But, depending upon your plans for the eventual use of the bomb, a short life expectancy might not be a problem.

      (Sure a teaspoon might not kill the world, just an area the size of Utah - depending on how the high-atmosphere winds disperse it).

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    11. Re:wonder by banking_intern · · Score: 1

      The LONGER the material is radioactive the LESS harmfull the radiation from the material is. The problem with PU isn't the radioactivity it has, it is the fact that it is a heavy metal which is very toxic much like lead. With soemthing that stays "hot" for a 100,000 years the toxicity of the material is what your concerned about not the radiation.
      If your wondering, I Belive (don't ahve a refrence here) that PU shuts down the biochemical metabolic pathways in cells and kills them that way. GO ask a bio kem nerd, I'm a business Knurd.

    12. Re:wonder by CTachyon · · Score: 1
      The LONGER the material is radioactive the LESS harmfull the radiation from the material is.

      Yup. For instance, Uranium 238 has a half-life of about 4 billion years, which means that a given quantity of U-238 is safer than the same quantity of just about any other radioactive isotope.

      The problem with PU isn't the radioactivity it has, it is the fact that it is a heavy metal which is very toxic much like lead. With soemthing that stays "hot" for a 100,000 years the toxicity of the material is what your concerned about not the radiation.

      This part is incorrect. Pu is indeed a heavy metal, but it is almost completely insoluble in water (with a concentration expressed in parts per million). Another heavy metal is Bi (bismuth), the active ingredient in Pepto-Bismol. If Bi were water-soluble, Pepto-Bismol would be a deadly poison, as it is immediately right of Pb (lead) and two rows down from As (arsenic). (Bi also has the interesting distinction of being the heaviest element with at least one stable isotope.) In addition, Pu-239 (both the most common and the most stable Pu isotope) has a half-life on the order of 20,000 years, making it a rather "warm" isotope. To get a medically significant amount of Pu into your bloodstream by ingestion in a single incident, you would need to swallow a significant fraction of a kilogram of the metal, which would be more than enough to blast your intestinal epithelial cells with a strong alpha burst. The 100,000 year figure in the article takes into account (a) secondary radioactivity induced by the waste in the surrounding materials, and (b) the composition of the waste. Fission waste is a blend of many radioactive isotopes of widely varying half-lives: some "hot", some "warm", and some "cool".

      If the U.S. bureaucracy would stop sheep-bleating and pull its collective head out of its ass and pay attention to ongoing fission research, they would find out that the Yucca Mountain project is totally unnecessary because the time it takes for fission waste to cool could be dramatically cut by re-"burning" the waste mixed in with fresh fuel, allowing the "warm" waste to become "hot", thus reducing the danger to a span of a mere century or two at most. They would also start the gears turning on building plants based on the fuel-pellet design operating in Europe, where an overheat of the (liquid metal) coolant causes the fission reaction to spontaneously stop without human intervention and without risk of hydrogen explosions, eliminating the most prominent dangers of traditional fission reactors.

      Unfortunately, they're opposed to the former because it's the same process used to turn U-238 into Pu-239 in the first place, making it a "security risk" (Waste recycling is a security risk, but multiple tons of highly radioactive waste stored at a well-known location for 100,000 years isn't?), and they're opposed to the latter because the voting public is anti-nuclear-anything. (Better ban smoke detectors next, they use Americium created in fission reactors!)

      Sigh

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    13. Re:wonder by Ambient+Sheep · · Score: 1
      you would have to inhale a large amount of it for it to have any chance of staying in your lungs and doing any damage...each person would have a 1 in 30,000,000,000,000(maybe another set of zeros, not sure) chance that their particle of plutonium would cause cancer in them that they could eventually die from.

      Oh well, in that case I'd better NOT ring up my Finnish friend who came down with thyroid cancer a few months after Chernobyl (and was told his symptoms were utterly consistent with having a particle of plutonium lodged in his throat) and ask him for any lottery numbers. He's obviously dreadfully unlucky. Although to be fair, he didn't die of it. Yet.

    14. Re:wonder by Zaak · · Score: 1
      Why can't we just heave it into space?

      Sure we can. Even better: launch it into the sun.

      Actually it would take more energy to put something into the sun than it would to send it entirely out of the solar system. But that's neither here nor there.

    15. Re:wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The amount of innumeracy even among (supposedly) technically sophisticated people like Slashdot readers is mind-boggling.

      Hint: Look at cancer RATES. Anecdotal cases mean diddly-squat.

    16. Re:wonder by lommer · · Score: 1

      actually, I just had a thought. What if we could make the space launches dirt cheap by using nuclear-powered rockets? The rockets could then just fire themselves into the sun. mind you, in the unlikely even that one fucks up, then we're really screwed.

  31. store it in the open. by small_dick · · Score: 2

    i've always thought burying your troubles and pretend they have gone away is a shitty solution.

    quality, above ground storage would allow maintainence, monitoring, etc.--heck, in fifty years we might have the technology to turn this crud into baby food.

    be a shame to have to go dig it all up again.

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    1. Re:store it in the open. by Rhinobird · · Score: 1

      I think I remember an article where the DOE and/or Military tried that. It wasn't too good for the babies...

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    2. Re:store it in the open. by msaavedra · · Score: 1

      You might be remembering something like this site.

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    3. Re:store it in the open. by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

      you need the ground to act as a readiation shield.

    4. Re:store it in the open. by Tom+Davies · · Score: 1

      Coincidentally I read this post while listeneing to Paul Kelly's 'Maralinga'

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    5. Re:store it in the open. by Ithil · · Score: 0

      If you've got the technology to easily recycle nuclear waste into something else, do you think you'll give a shit about having to dig a hole first? Go, mighty nanobots! Dig me a bigass hole! I'll be here eating my FutureBurger(tm). Come back in an hour when you're done.

      heh.

  32. The Little Engine That Could... Kill Us All by mosch · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's no if left, regarding the rest of the country. Votes in Washington were 3 to 1 that we should fill trains with nuclear waste, and send them to Nevada.

  33. It has to be repeated in brail by sam_handelman · · Score: 1, Troll

    So that our sightless post-apocalyptic descendents can discern the danger as they undulate along the ground on their many legs. Also, it needs to be pulsed out in high-frequency morse code so that they can use their sonar to avoid it.

    Also, if they really want to deter Mad Maxx, they should point out that it contains no gasoline.

    *I* think it's every bit as silly as the Salon article makes it out to be. It's cool, but it's still stupid.

    "No Treasure Here!"

    Sigh.

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  34. it is a monument, after all by tuxit2 · · Score: 1

    This is a monument after all. It's a testimony to our wasteful use of energy. It documents for the next 10000 years how we cared less about the generations that followed us and more about unnecessary and lazy luxuries. It establishes our disregard for the land and our lack of spirituality. It is a testament to irrational, self-destructive behavior. People coming across it millenia from now will think it is a monument to honor devils and daemons. And they will be right.

    1. Re:it is a monument, after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a testimony to our wasteful use of energy

      STFU, hippie. Let me know when you sell your computer and get the electricity turned off to your house.

    2. Re:it is a monument, after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn Skippy.

    3. Re:it is a monument, after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't need nuclear energy in order to run computers or lights. It's the wasteful use of energy, in particular in the US, that is a problem.

    4. Re:it is a monument, after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't need nuclear energy in order to run computers or lights

      Yes, we do. A good portion of the electricity I'm using right now is nuclear.

      It's the wasteful use of energy

      The problem with that is that it's always what the other guy is doing that's "wasteful".

      Maintaining a high-tech civilization requires energy. Lots of it. There are two choices: continue to use lots of energy or go back to savagery. Given that anyone sane wants to maintain civilization, there are currently only two proven long-term sources, nuclear and coal. I prefer nuclear.

    5. Re:it is a monument, after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hypocrites. you use this thing called a "computer" while you probably listen to "mp3s" while having the tv muted and the car warming up while your coffee made last night is nuking in the microwave.
      Honestly, you are in no position to make such a statement.

    6. Re:it is a monument, after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      hypocrites. you use this thing called a "computer" while you probably listen to "mp3s" while having the tv muted and the car warming up while your coffee made last night is nuking in the microwave.

      The energy needs of all of those can be easily met without nuclear energy.

      Honestly, you are in no position to make such a statement.

      Sure I am. I'm trying to live pretty energy efficient, buying high efficiency appliances, using public transportation, bicycling, etc.--as much as the collective energy-wasting madness of my fellow citizens allows me to.

    7. Re:it is a monument, after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maintaining a high-tech civilization requires energy. Lots of it. There are two choices: continue to use lots of energy or go back to savagery.

      That's complete, utter nonsense. Countries with substantially better standards of living than the US use a lot less energy per capita than the US, and that is even without a concerted world-wide effort of energy conservation. If energy conservation actually became a priority, we'd be able to maintain our current standard of living at a small fraction of our current energy usage.

      Given that anyone sane wants to maintain civilization, there are currently only two proven long-term sources, nuclear and coal. I prefer nuclear.

      You don't have a clue.

    8. Re:it is a monument, after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's complete, utter nonsense

      No, it isn't.

      Countries with substantially better standards of living than the US use a lot less energy per capita than the US

      The only countries for which this is true are high-density nations. Can you name a low-density country like the United States that has a) a higher standard of living and b) substantially lower energy usage?

      I didn't think so.

      It might be instructive to note that Canada (even lower-density than the U.S.) uses MORE energy per capita.

      By the way, there are NO countries with a "substantially" higher standard of living than the U.S.

      As for me "not having a clue", well, why don't YOU name a PROVEN, LONG-TERM energy resource other than coal or nuclear?

      I'm waiting.

  35. Modern Rosetta Stones Needed by cybermage · · Score: 1, Redundant

    At the risk of them being dragged off to a museum in the distant future, this strikes me as the perfect purpose for the creation of modern equivalents of the Rosetta Stone. To that end, the warning should be given in every known written language.

    If any presently known language survives to be known by those who discover the warning, they'll be able to read it. As a bonus, these warning markers could open vast wells of 21st century information to future societies. It is possible that we'd still be wondering what the pretty pictures in Egypt mean without the Rosetta Stone. Why not take this opportunity now?

  36. I've got a good one for them by MisterBlister · · Score: 1

    Warning: This site contains nuclear materials. In laboratory tests, the most common side effects were headache, anal discharge, fever, death and dry mouth. Please see our ad in the current issue of Newsweek for more warnings. As always, talk to your doctor before exposing yourself to nuclear waste.

  37. Ok... by Greyfox · · Score: 3, Interesting
    So you start chucking the stuff into space on, say, the space shuttle.

    100 shuttles from now one blows up. Oops. You just dumped a shitload of nuclear wasted into the atmosphere.

    Then 10,000 years from now the stuff recrosses the earth's orbit and crashes into the planet. Imagine how embarassed we'll feel then...

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    1. Re:Ok... by benh57 · · Score: 1

      It is trivial to make a container that'll survive reentry, OR a shuttle accident. In fact, RTGs HAVE survived launch accidents, been recovered from the ocean, and been RE-USED.

      Facts. Don't let them get in your way..

    2. Re:Ok... by rickbrodie · · Score: 1

      Launching it into space is a good idea, you just need to put the uranium, or whatever, in some kind of protective capsule. That way, if the shuttle blows up, the capsule will simply fall to earth intact. Then someone just needs to go and fetch it and launch it again.

  38. A Canticle for Leibowitz by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 2

    If our descendants are anything like we are, they'll be digging that stuff up like nobody's business.

    A few things spring to mind-

    The tale of Father Boedullus in A Canticle for Leibowitz. In a post-nukewar world, a Church scholar and his team attempt to reactivate a mysterious ancient site they found. All that's left many years later is a giant crater lake and local legends about evil spirits.

    Artifacts from the "Age of Legends" in Wheel of Time. Madness and destruction generally resulted from meddling, but meddling was done all the same.

    And finally, every single ancient site we've ever defiled- who knows what kind of things those places were designed to keep *in* rather than *out*...

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    What we call folk wisdom is often no more than a kind of expedient stupidity.-Edward Abbey

  39. The problem won't be there in 10,000 years by serutan · · Score: 2

    We are already pretty close to having the ability to launch nuclear waste into the sun and get rid of it permanently. Within the next century, doing it cheaply and safely will be a no-brainer, and this stupid monument to short-sightedness will probably have bathrooms AND a gift shop.

    1. Re:The problem won't be there in 10,000 years by pryan · · Score: 2

      And just how long should it be stored unsafely until it's ready to be tossed into the sun? I imagine your prediction of "within the next centry" is going to be off, just like most predictions out there. If human behavior remains the same, people would rather store it indefinitely in "temporary" facilities rather than go to the trouble of sending it to the sun. I, for one, would much rather have a permanent storage facility for the waste to sit until it's ready to be disposed of via some other method, if ever.

      Plus, just because it's going to be easier to toss it into the sun than it is now, that doesn't mean it's going to be easier than burying it, nor does it mean it will be tossed into the sun.

    2. Re:The problem won't be there in 10,000 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are already pretty close to having the ability to launch nuclear waste into the sun

      We aren't even REMOTELY close to having the ability to launch it into the sun. Hint: Look up how much delta-v is required. Maybe you should learn what delta-v is first, since you obviously don't have a clue.

      And I won't even mention the possibility of launch accidents.

      Burying it under a mountain will work fine for now. We may find something better to do with it later. It might even be useful.

    3. Re:The problem won't be there in 10,000 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, great idea. Until one of the rockets misfires (come on, we're talking about *NASA* here, they can't get a firework off the ground reliably) and lands on India or some part of central Asia...

    4. Re:The problem won't be there in 10,000 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and lands on India or some part of central Asia...

      You say that like it's a bad thing...

  40. Security through obscurity by countach · · Score: 1

    I have to say, I think the better option is
    to make the site non-obvious, not to mark it with
    monumental markers which make a tourist attraction.
    Put information markers under the ground so if anyone starts to dig, then they will discover them.
    The less future generations are even aware of the
    site the better. And if they do decide to dig there,
    and they ignore the submerged marker, I don't think there's
    much more you can do. I think this is one case where security through obscurity is preferable.

    1. Re:Security through obscurity by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      What about futuristic 'hackers' who want to 'exploit' the waste for evil purposes... such as using it to kill off all living creatures on the planet?

      You are assuming that the only people who will stumble across the site are ignorant of it's contents/uses.

      Security through obscurity never never works for long.

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      A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
    2. Re:Security through obscurity by countach · · Score: 1

      If evil people would exploit it, all the more
      reason to not advertise what is there. Make it
      so that you only find out if you choose to dig,
      which in this remote area is frankly a million
      to one shot.

  41. Could be helpful by 91degrees · · Score: 1
    especially if we can also throw in a lot of dead languages. Why should we force our decendants to try to relearn all the ancient languages that we have found.


    The question is whether to include the even more obscure languages (Gaelic, Australian aboriginal etc...) or bizarre ones like Klingon.

    1. Re:Could be helpful by RFC959 · · Score: 1

      Excellent point. A lot of people still know Latin or ancient Greek (well, relatively "a lot"), but very few know the kind of Low Latin that people spoke in the centuries after the fall of the Roman Empire, or Middle English, despite those being closer to us in time. Too bad the Catholic church switched to the vulgate, or we'd be assured of Latin's survival for at least another thousand years or so...

  42. Long Now and Rosetta Projects by pryan · · Score: 2

    There are two facinating projects. The first is in response to your point: the need for a modern rosetta stone. The second is just darned cool.

    Check them out:

    Rosetta Project
    Long Now Project

  43. other ideas for a permanent marker by grover · · Score: 1

    website?

    "uh hi, can I pay for my ISP service in advance?"
    "Of course"
    "Great. I'd like to prepay for 10,000 years in advance"
    (stunned silence)
    "Uh...hello? I have a coupon..."

    1. Re:other ideas for a permanent marker by foniksonik · · Score: 2, Interesting

      how about lauching a satellite that 'paints' the spot with a laser... then if anyone comes near it projects a sound wave that becomes audible over the site only and puts the fear of god in them...

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    2. Re:other ideas for a permanent marker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er...couldn't you just do that with a motion detector and some overhead speakers?

    3. Re:other ideas for a permanent marker by dtdns · · Score: 1

      At the current (pulled out of thin air) average rate of $21.95/mo for dialup net access, you could pre-pay your 10,000 year contract for a mere $2.34 million. I wonder if they'd be up for a discount for paying so far in advance?

  44. Microsoft HQ by forgoil · · Score: 2

    Put that on a huge sign and you will keep the linux geeks out of the way (except the terrorist ones ^_^ But that will take of itself ^_^).

  45. Let's look at where we DON'T go today by wackybrit · · Score: 2

    Here is my report for the DOE.

    If you don't want anyone to go near something, you need to find out why people don't go to certain places. So, where on the world don't we generally go today?

    a) Deep under the ocean.
    b) To the center of the earth.
    c) Tops of sheer faced mountains.
    d) North/South poles.
    e) Space.

    So, this means that those places are the best place to put dangerous stuff. The End.

    1. Re:Let's look at where we DON'T go today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'd like to add the sahara desert and france to that list.

    2. Re:Let's look at where we DON'T go today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is crucial for the place where the waste is put to remain geologically stable for a long time. For burial, a large depth is required.

      The only one of your suggestions that would be any good would be space, which has its own problems.

      The center of the earth would only be good if it were sufficiently hot to actually destroy the material, which it isn't. Besides, we don't have the technology to put it there.

    3. Re:Let's look at where we DON'T go today by gclef · · Score: 2

      Let see...

      a) Deep under the ocean

      Yeah, that's great...until one of the canisters starts leaking. Then you've just irradiated the entire ocean. Let's not do that one.

      b) To the centre of the earth

      see a), only with the water table and the mantle. Also, how the heck are you supposed to get it to the centre of the earth? We can barely dig a couple kilometers down with present tech.

      c) tops of sheer faced mountains

      Ummm...planes/helicoptors? If they're anywhere near our technology level in the future, this won't do.

      d) North/South poles

      The North Pole is basically water...see a). The South Pole is better, but still faces the ocean problem (the ice does flow off the south pole & into the ocean eventually).

      e) Space

      See other comments about safely getting it up there without the occasional "problem" dumping irradiated waste into the atmosphere.

      Keep trying...

    4. Re:Let's look at where we DON'T go today by pyr0 · · Score: 1

      " It is crucial for the place where the waste is put to remain geologically stable for a long time. For burial, a large depth is required."

      Interesting that you mention this. Yucca Mountain is in one of the most geologically active areas of the country. It is near an actively forming rift more or less. There has been LOTS of volcanic activity in the region just within the past few million years even, stretching from Death Valley through Yucca Mountain and further up into Nevada.

      Just some food for thought.

    5. Re:Let's look at where we DON'T go today by Insanity · · Score: 1

      Actually, underwater burial is the best option.

      Alright, one canister leaks - it contains a few hundred kilograms of waste. Let's say it's dropped a few thousand kilometers offshore and a few kilometers deep. Before reaching any humans, it will have to diffuse through a few million cubic kilometers of water.

      We're dealing with concentrations so small that they will be undetectable.

      Of course, diffusion is not immediate, and its possible that whatever lives on the bottom of the ocean will be somewhat irradiated and poisoned. Excuse me while I cry a tear for some bottom-dwelling fish. By the time the waste reaches the whales we all love to rally around, it will already be insignificant.

      And, if the canisters are made sufficiently dense, they will be travelling fast enough upon impact into the ocean floor that they will bury themselves deep within the soft mud. The potential for environmental contamination is now as close to negligable as we can get.

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    6. Re:Let's look at where we DON'T go today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about buried under the ground, under the ocean? Not saying it's easy, but it's a good place to assume no one would look. As for the ocean contamination problem, have these scientists considered the (remote?) possiblity that a global catastrophe causes the world's oceans to rise to the point Nevada is underwater? Would they forsee the leakage problem to be something to consider in that event?

  46. nuclear waste by aklschnapps · · Score: 1

    As anyone who's taken a decent class on nuclear energy knows, radioactive waste isn't nearly as scary as everyone makes it out to be. After about 600 years tops, the level of radioactivity has dropped to or below the level of natural radioactivity and is essentially non-toxic. At the very least, it's no more toxic than any naturally occurring radioactive element (since uranium is found practically everywhere on the planet). Small fact most people don't know: uranium and plutonium are both alpha particle emitters, alpha particles cannot penetrate the skin and are only dangerous if inhaled...thus you can hold either in your hand and just about never have any chance of developing cancer.

    1. Re:nuclear waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Large amounts in one place are fairly dangerous, not because of the immediate danger posed by the material but by the danger of being spread around by a natural disaster or ignorant people.

      If future generations dug up the material without understanding what it is, they could end up polluting their environment big time.

    2. Re:Nuclear Waste by dark-nl · · Score: 1
      3. There was a naturally occurring nuclear reactor in Africa where a deposit of Uranium moderated by spring water fissioned all of the U235 out of the ore. As far as anyone can tell the long term results of this reactor on the local biology were zilch.
      ... except, perhaps, for mutating a couple of monkeys into superintelligent hairless freaks, which were then chased out of their trees by the monkey anti-mutant leage :-)
    3. Re:Nuclear Waste by tamyrlin · · Score: 1

      While these points are true (AFAIK), they still does not say anything on how to deal with the location and local concentration of radioactive wastes.

      Furthermore, the waste products of nuclear technology does not occur naturally since they have a very short halflife when compared to naturally occuring isotopes. Dealing with this highly radioactive material is the real problem.

    4. Re:Nuclear Waste by Morgoth_Bauglir · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have yet to see a Green walk to a protest rally on bare feet while wearing nothing else but crude fabrics woven by hand from natural
      sources.

      now you have:

      http://www.nuvs.com/ashram/gallery/

    5. Re:Nuclear Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn, Gandhi schooled yo' punk ass...

    6. Re:Nuclear Waste by XNormal · · Score: 3, Informative

      Every single atom of Uranium in the Earth is going to decay - producing all the same radioactive wastes whether mankind is involved or not.

      Most nuclear fuel is artificially produced Plutonium, not naturally occurring Uranium.

      Uranium 238 has a half life of over 4 billion years. When converted in a breeder reactor to plutonium and subsequently used as fuel it produces a variety of isotopes with half lives that are too long to decay rapidly and yet too short to spread their emission over billions of years at safe, low levels. It these pesky midrange half-life isotopes that the site is designed to handle

      Technically, the total amount of radioactive waste is the same whether you include human nuclear activity or not - but only if you calculate the total over billions of years. In the range of a few thousand years the results are more disturbing.

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    7. Re:Nuclear Waste by Evil+Pete · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We are not importing the Uranium from Mars; it all comes from the Earth.

      But the nuclear waste is our product and as another poster has said will release its energy in a short period of time.

      There was a naturally occurring nuclear reactor in Africa

      Yep. But there was no local biology. It started, finished, was 'decommissioned' before life walked on the land. And nature had plenty of time to seal the nuclear waste in the rocks. We can't wait for millions of years.

      The total quantity of pollutants produced by fission for a given power production is much less than that produced by combustion

      This is a crazy proposition. I am sure that you would rather a smogy day in LA than to have been downwind of Chernobyl. A whiff of nitrous oxides and hydrocarbons is far better than a dose of radionuceides that might kill by themselves or damage my dna, causing cancers etc.

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    8. Re:Nuclear Waste by Veteran · · Score: 2

      Yes, all true. You correctly understood what I was saying, and I understood it too. Thank you for clarifying what I was saying.

      There are a couple of important points you missed: The total damage done by radioactivity to biological organisms is the same because the total dosage to living organisms will be the same. A million years down the road everyone is better off because we 'burned' up all of the Uranium now. If we burn up all of the Uranium nobody will be able to build nuclear weapons involving fission in the future! Compared to the damage from the detonation of a single nuclear weapon Chernobyl is nothing.

      Do we do more damage to our selves now by burning the Uranium is reactors? Maybe, maybe not - encapsulate the waste in ceramics and it is pretty stable over its really dangerous life time.

      When we burn fossil fuel like coal we release radioactive Carbon 13 into the atmosphere - the amounts are really large since you have to burn so much more chemical fuel than nuclear to get the same amount of energy.

      If we turn off the electricity then millions of people will die in the cities - 18th century technology can't support 21st century cities. For example: there is no way using horse and buggies to bring enough food into a city to support it.

      If you attempted to use horse and buggies to try you would find out what pollution really is: the horse droppings would breed so many flies that disease would rise rapidly. The automobile, by getting rid of the horse dropping - fly problem, greatly cleaned up the cities. Cities are much cleaner now than they were at the start of any other century in history. This is part of the reason that life expectancy is up over previous centuries.

      Like all technological problems the solutions to the power generation problem have trade offs. If you look at all of the factors nuclear fission comes out near the top of the pile. (Pun intentional). Any thing you do - or fail to do has negative consequences. Sorry, that is how the universe works. Stay out in the sun unprotected and it will kill you; Greens want us to do better than God. Sorry I don't know how to do that - and neither does anyone else.

    9. Re:Nuclear Waste by Veteran · · Score: 2

      A minor point: no true green has any business ever being on the internet or allowing technology like cameras to be used on his behalf.

      A real Green is so busy trying to claw a living out of the dirt that he hasn't got any time free to go to protest meetings - so fake and poseur.

      I have great respect for true Greens - but fakes are just playing power games.

      Booooring.

    10. Re:Nuclear Waste by quax · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of funny elements like Einsteinium and Fermium? Guess what these are elements that clever physicist colleagues of mine produced artificially.

      They are very heavy (i.e. many more nucleus than Uranium and Plutonium) that is why they decay very quickly, and yes, they are totally artificial in the sense that you can not find these elements naturally on earth.

      Nuclear waste of the most exotic nature can be produced by mankind. Actually, we are hunting for the "island of stability". This is a hypothetical mass number region where super-heavy elements just may be stable enough to last for some significant time. We are not there yet, but we are getting closer. The recent most heavy elements ever produced by mankind have actually found to become more stable again.

      Guess what: Some designs of nuclear power plants can breed more fuel that they consume (by turning out more Plutonium than you put in). In France, Germany and Japan we used to dream that this will ultimately solve our energy crisis for ever and theoretically it could. In all three countries prototypes were build, in all three countries they are decommissioned. Actually, the one in Germany was completed and then never used once. The technical risk was deemed to be unmanageable (you need to control the flow of liquid magnesium as neutron moderator and core coolant).

      You proved to be quite ill informed with your post. The moderation up to 3 just shows that many moderators seem to be pretty clueless as well.

    11. Re:Nuclear Waste by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

      i am not sure that all the damage will be the same.

      smaller doses of radioactivity will probably cause disproportionally less damage.

    12. Re:Nuclear Waste by yzquxnet · · Score: 2

      You proved to be quite ill informed with your post. The moderation up to 3 just shows that many moderators seem to be pretty clueless as well.

      Um, in no way does what you have written in any way conclude that the parent poster is ill informed. Not one of your points links to anything that the parent poster has listed out. Nothing. I'm at quite a loss. Or is it just that you don't agree with the poster and have no real rational reason as to why 'many moderators seem to be pretty clueless'. So instead of thinking it out you just threw up some relative but non-linking information as said everyone else is just 'clueless'.

      That seems to be pretty clueless to me.

    13. Re:Nuclear Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to avoid being a "green" can you please tell me the exact steps I should take? Unless by "greens" you mean a shape shifting, one way propaganda label, you get to redefine from one day to the next to suit your inability to argue a point. If your argument cannot be supported without creating a label that is discredited a priori or by attaching and detaching members to discredit that label, you are a mere propagandist. And remember, if your rebuttal contains the words "liberal" or "conservative" you have missed the point.

    14. Re:Nuclear Waste by quax · · Score: 1

      My claim of the original comment being ill informed was directed at this notion:

      "Every single atom of Uranium in the Earth is going to decay - producing all the same radioactive wastes whether mankind is involved or not."

      To me this suggests that the author believes that all nuclear radiation stems from natural Uranium. My point was that you can produce nuclear waste of the most exotic nature in many ways i.e. mankind acquired the ability produce radioactive waste in abundance. The rest of my comment just pointed out that high-flying plans were based on our ability to breed these artificial radioactive elements in nuclear reactors specifically designed for this task.

      I am sorry that my original comment apparently did not make this line of reasoning very clear.

  47. SLASHDOT... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This Place is Not a Place of Honor.

    bye now!

  48. It's a cultural thing... by PontifexPrimus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Skull and crossbones gets it's fearsome reputation from the fact that it was used as a pirate's flag. No pirates, no fear. I saw a documentation on African farmers once, in which they were given pesticides to use on their fields; they thought they had to stand at the fields and bow with their arms crossed below their chins because of the illustration on the packages, which they couldn't read. They didn't think of the chemicals as dangerous.

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  49. Here's where to send it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One word, Cuba.

  50. Why is everyone being so damn obscure? by JoeShmoe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hey, isn't security through obscurity a bad thing?

    Why are we trying to design something to prevent someone from discovering what we are hiding? That is not only counter-intuitive but doomed to failure.

    I too remember reading about this long long ago. My first thought was to construct a giant thorn patch from metal and concrete. Giant spikes, each with protruding spikes, each with protruding spikes...layer them all over the area. First of all, I don't care what century you come from, thorns are thorns and things that poke give you pause. Even after hundreds of centuries they should last well enough to make it clear that this was not a place that people travelled through easily or often.

    But now I'm thinking that even that might be construed as some kind of complex art project. Which brings me to my question...

    Why don't we lace the site with the toxic chemicals themselves? Wouldn't that make it painfully obvious to future explorers?

    Here we are at ground level. A big concrete/metal box with sharp pointed spikes sticking out of it. Inside the box...a tiny tiny microgram of the bad stuff.

    Go down several feet. A bigger box with the same unfriendly exterior. Inside...a miligram of the bad stuff.

    Go down several more feet...again bigger, again more bad stuff.

    There should be a pattern here. If the future explorers know anything about chemistry or science in general...then they will want to know what this substance is that has been protected in this manner. Through trial and error and maybe some people getting burns on their hands, they'll llearn it's not good. When the dig down further, and find ever increasing quantities of the stuff...they'll figure out it's not going to get better and them might want to stop digging, unless they figure out a way to diffuse the material in which case...please please please do dig it up.

    This doesn't take modern knowledge. Remember the Star Trek episode where Data lands on this planet searching for radioactive material but gets wonked and the material ends up being made into jewelry by the local Indians or whatever?

    Well, sooner or later they figures out the stuff was bad. Of course, there was so much of it around that it caused a lot of harm. So that's why I saw give them a little bit so they can learn the lesson before digging up the main repository and rifling through it.

    - JoeShmoe

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    1. Re:Why is everyone being so damn obscure? by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

      Traps can make people think there is a treasure inside.

    2. Re:Why is everyone being so damn obscure? by Ziviyr · · Score: 2

      Traps can make people think there is a treasure inside.

      And big blocks, platforms, spiky bits, other impressive architectures may make it a popular holy ground to pray on or a nifty playground for hide and seek for little kids and whatnot. And Whats with the sign with the radioactive symbol, like we're supposed to know what that means in 10000 years after loosing languages and civilization and stuff.

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  51. Duh, the obvious solution is... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

    To accelerate the entire universe very nearly to lightspeed for about 10 seconds, with the exception of the site containing the waste. We'd age it oh, I dunno, 10 million years or so, and it would be harmless.

    Yes, I've patented this process. Check IBM's archive, if you don't believe me.

    1. Re:Duh, the obvious solution is... by pacman+on+prozac · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately sir, British Telecoms Plc have already patented this idea under our new scheme to raise more cash. By speeding up the universe 10 millions years would pass in an instant and we could straight away bill all our customers for that time . We can even get the double whammy by holding back the UK's DSL install by an entire TEN MILLION YEARS. Imagine the dialup revenue *drool*........

      Anyway cease and decist or I'll own all your hyperlinks.

      Yours insincereley

      Paul Acman.

      Executive for Sarcasm

      Bastard Telecom PlC.

  52. Wow this is pretty selfish by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

    I bet you are voter too. What amazes me is how ppl like you never turn up to complain when your hard earned money is used to subsidize the nuclear industry.

  53. Unless... by espilce · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You are of spanish/latin descent, as most of central and southern America is. In these cultures the dead are respected, not feared. Death is seen as a natural process that should be celebrated rather than grieved like many others believe (e.g. Dia de Los Muertos in Mexico is a very festive occasion where people dress up as skeletons, parade around, eat dulce, etc.).

    Imagine the horror if thousands of years from now that were the surviving culture, and they stumbled upon this: "OOH look! a celebration of the dead! let's go see!"

    Not likely, but just goes to show that the skull is not necessarily a feared symbol everywhere.

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    1. Re:Unless... by billDCat · · Score: 1

      Imagine the horror if thousands of years from now that were the surviving culture, and they stumbled upon this: "OOH look! a celebration of the dead! let's go see!"

      Actually, that possibility is probably not that far off. One of the points that was apparently raised in deliberations of this project was to avoid giving the impression that the site was a tomb. I suspect that the skull and crossbones could easily be interpreted that way by someone unfamiliar with the symbol's history.

      Besides, the last thing you would want is for that to be the filming location for "The Mummy Returns MXVI".

  54. Interresting by aepervius · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Quote "5.3 Personal thoughts (WS) Working on this panel, always fascinating and usually enlightening too, has led to the following personal thoughts: (a) We have all become very marker-prone, but shouldn't we nevertheless admit that, in the end, despite all we try to do, the most effective "marker" for any intruders will be a relatively limited amount of sickness and death caused by the radioactive waste? In other words, it is largely a self-correcting process if anyone intrudes without appropriate precautions, and it seems unlikely that intrusion on such buried waste would lead to large-scale disasters. An analysis of the likely number of deaths over 10,000 years due to inadvertent intrusion should be conducted. This cost should be weighted against that of the marker system.

    (b) The design and testing of markers and messages must involve a broad spectrum of societies and people within those societies. So-called "experts" can of course make important contributions, but they must listen carefully to all other people who represent those who might encounter the markers. In the course of working on this project, I received excellent ideas from a wide range of undergraduates, colleagues, friends, and relatives.

    (c) The very exercise of designing, building, and viewing the markers creates a powerful testimony addressed to today's society about the full environmental, social, and economic costs of using nuclear materials. We can never know if we indeed have successfully communicated with our descendants 400 generations removed, but we can, in any case, perhaps convey an important message to ourselves."

    I particulary like point a. It boils down to : "If it burns , then do not touch it". Althougth it may looks cynical, it is maybe the most cost effective solution.

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    1. Re:Interresting by FFFish · · Score: 2

      This makes a good point. It should, however, be combined with some sort of marker. The marker does not have to be complex at all: a tall and wide perimeter barrier, for instance; a "plaza" of death -- sculptors 'round the world could be commissioned to carve horrifying death masques and twisted bodies from stone -- and a central pillar loaded with radioactive material.

      First person to walk to the pillar drops dead, adding to the plaza o' death. Anyone foolish enough to follow probably deserves what he gets.

      To hell with subtle. :-)

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  55. Message that will last for thousands of years by quintessent · · Score: 2

    How about if we fill the place with albums from 'N Sync and The Backstreet Boys? Even far future cultures will know they should stay way from those.

  56. Why isn't anyone asking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are we so sure there is a high change civilisation will fall apart sometime within the next 10,000 years? For that is the only reason why the site would have to be marked. We sure are pessimistic about our future aren't we.

    1. Re:Why isn't anyone asking? by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      Look at history. No culture that existed 10,000 years ago has survived intact to the present day, all of them either fell or reverted to primitivism (or never got out of it in the first place). If I had to bet, I would not bet against the track record.

    2. Re:Why isn't anyone asking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, that's incorrect. The San and Saami for example, are both more than 10,000 years old.

  57. I've read this before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in a comment posted right here on Slashdot!

    Read it here

  58. I can't be the only one who's thinking... by beertopia · · Score: 1

    this would be the perfect use for that mountain of unsold Jar-Jar merchandise?

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  59. Hey! Mod that guy up by nmnilsson · · Score: 1

    No signs or monuments to make people curious, and samples of the bad stuff...
    Best idea I've heard so far.

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    No sig to see here. Move along.
  60. The others have good thoughts.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..But the truth is, a skull and crossbones would only attract Cap'n Morgan and his crew of saucy wenches.

    :(

    Don't make the Cap'n glow. :(

  61. Security through perspicuity, not obscurity by NoBeardPete · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind that the site is designed to handle, say, our civilization collapsing.

    If you want to make sure people don't forget that we put the shit there, Nevada isn't a good site. There aren't all that many people in Nevada, and the people that are there would probably mostly die and/or leave if civiliation (and therefor the ability to provide them with water) collapsed. Walla, no one is still in the area, and everyone else has more important shit to do than tell their kids about some nuclear waste site they heard about once, which is a couple thousand miles away.

    If you want actual people to remember what the deal is with the site, you need to put it somewhere where people won't forget about it. This means putting it somewhere that is almost guaranteed to continue to have some sort of a population for a long time, and making sure that they know what's up. I'd recommend putting it in some big population centre that will probably remain populated even if they loose the ability to pump in water from elsewhere, or if the sea levels rise a couple hundred feet. I don't know where this place is. Maybe Denver, I have no idea.

    Then, you'd want to make sure that everyone knew what was up with the place as long as civilization continues. Make it a museum. Get kids to go on field trips there. Once civilization does collapse, the native population will be thoroughly familiar with the site, and will be likely to pass this knowledge on through the generations.

    Another recommendation I would make is to design the site to kill (via radiation poisoning) anyone who manages to break in past some certain point. Idealy, you could design it so that there is ~0 radiation that makes it to the surface, but so that once you entered the bad areas, the radiation would suddenly kick in at a level that causes dramatic and visible radiation sickness within a matter of an hour or so. Design the site so that it will take much more than an hour for any reasonable group of people to chisel the stuff out of the walls.

    This means that, while a few curious explorers will die every once in a while, the stuff will not be brought to the surface by some idiot, and then irradiate everyone in the area. Ultimately, this is really what we are trying to prevent after all. And it's probably for the best if every couple of years a couple explorers stumble out, sick as a dog, and then die. That should keep all right-thinking people from entertaining notions of organizing a serious expedition to go inside and bring anything out.

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    1. Re:Security through perspicuity, not obscurity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll let you write the proposal to put a nuclear waste dump in Denver.
      I want to see how the Colorado congresscritters reply!

    2. Re:Security through perspicuity, not obscurity by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      The better theory would prolly be to design it well enough that the illiterate stone age morons will never be able to get in, while the space aliens can figure it out. Expecting populations to remember anything over thousands of years is of course rather silly. And no, sticking it near a population center isn't a very good idea, either.

  62. Waste of money for waste warning sign by t_allardyce · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Maybe i'm missing something but WHO CARES?!?! who gives a shit what will happen to some explorer in 10,000 years. We have enough issues on our planet now, not to be spending $150M on some fucking rocks. People in 10,000 years will probably have far greater technology than us, they will know that its nasty stuff, they will probably have so much technology that they won't need to worry about radiation sickness and poisoning. And, even if we've all de-evolved in 10,000 years and go play with the waste is anyone here going to loose sleep over it? no, we are all sick bustards anyway. I'm not saying we should pollute the world for future generations, but hell, we pollute it already, kill and torture and let people suffer and starve while the US (incidentally the worlds greatest polluter) wastes even more money buying rocks that serve absolutely no use (and lets face it, they are going to spend $10,000 on the rocks and pipe the rest into their weapons program). A sign carved in something, saying "Warning Radioactive Waste" in most of the worlds languages, a scull and cross bones and a diagram of various elements will suffice.

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  63. What should REALLY be mocked... by IBitOBear · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What we should be crying over an mocking is our current "no nuclear power plants" policy. Almost on the very day that Carter blocked the licencing of any new power stations a woman at Fermi-Lab (spelling?) was finishing up work on what I have heard referred to as "the french process".

    Basically a breeder reactor process that would make it cost and energy effective to reprocess our existing nuclear waste as fuel.

    The process/design/whatever (I'm not an expert, but I have spoken to them) produces at least an order of magnitude less waste per unit of fuel. So where 100lbs were produced in the old format less than 10lbs would be produced. Reprocessing the existing waste as fuel would, once it was spent reduce the amount of existing waste by that same 10-to-1 ratio.

    Since we never used flammables (graphite) to cool our reactors we were never at risk for a Chernoybl (sp?)...

    Since nothing really happened at Three Mile Island (the first safety system in a chain of dozens did exactly what it was supposed to do and released some heat with ZERO RADIATION but it was good "media copy"... /sigh)

    Since fossil feul is messy and obnoxious...

    We canceled the best power technology we possess(ed) before it had a chance to mature. And now the people who would know how to revive it are ageing out of the workforce and/or dying off. Prety soon there won't be anybody with experience to get this vital technology back into production.

    THAT is what we should mock and resent.

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    1. Re:What should REALLY be mocked... by c_ollier · · Score: 4, Informative
      You will find some details here (link to frameset, check the link "How is waste managed" at the bottom of the main frame) about the "french process". This is the web site of the Cogema, a French company (partially state controlled, I believe). They seem to work also in the USA (http://www.cogema-inc.com/).

      From the French web site :

      reprocessing of spent fuel as practiced at La Hague:

      • reclaims reusable uranium and plutonium,
      • provides safe, internationally accepted conditioning suitable to the technical and radiological properties of each type of final waste,
      • reduces the amount of final waste requiring disposal by at least a factor of 5, as compared with approaches in which the spent fuel itself is waste,
      • removes almost all (99.8%) of the plutonium, a leading contributor to nuclear waste toxicity, from the final waste.



      Not everybody's happy with having a nuclear waste processing plant near cities, though... Check here for instance.
    2. Re:What should REALLY be mocked... by Sentry21 · · Score: 2

      While I realize that Americans are taught that nothing exists outside of the US's borders, I feel I should nitpick.

      The US government may not be building or using nuclear power plants or technology or what-have-you, but other countries, such as Canada, are going full steam ahead, and have for a long time. Americans aren't the only ones who know how to make modern nuclear reactors. Just because your country is lagging behind doesn't mean everyone else is too.

      --Dan

    3. Re:What should REALLY be mocked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did 9/11 change your opinion about this issue at all?

  64. Architect, idealist, pragmatist William McDonough by jerryasher · · Score: 5, Informative
    Here's a recent speech (real player) by Designer William McDonough. Very interesting how he moved to sustainable architectures and sustainable ecosystems. It wasn't his first inclination, but fear of a negligence lawsuit moved him in that direction.

    Sustainable technology sounds like pie in the sky, but he has really focused on using things that work, and he understands the economic realities.

    He does think that we have the wrong metric of prosperity.

    His speech starts at 3:56, and listen especially to 4:45 into the speech. 5:45 talks right to your point about the lunacy of using technologies that will require 100,000 of cleanup.

    And I challenge anyone to listen to the first 2 1/2 minutes and be able to turn the rest of his speech off.

    Also contains interesting quotes from /.'s favorite president, Thomas Jefferson.

  65. tech solves? nature takes its course? by willis · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You know, you'd think if there's that much radiation there, then it'd be reasonably visible by future technology.
    I realize that there's a chance that the technology might not happen, but it's relatively logical to think that people will still be dealing with radiation in the future (it'll probably be even more significant).

    Who knows, maybe civilization will take a dive backwards, and we'll forget our tech,etc. Even then, though, there's a chance that a nuke was involved somewhere (and that would keep the idea of radiation in the civilization?).

    I guess the last thing is, if people at a particular point in time don't have the tech to read the signs we put up, then they probably won't know about radiation, either... Then, if the place were not really interestingly marked, people who randomly decided to settle there would just die relatively quickly, and "the valley of death" would soon be discovered for what it was. If, however, it was something interesting, then people might not notice the connection between the people dying around them while they're exploring/bringing back objects from the place.

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  66. This Place is Not a Place of Honour by n4zgl · · Score: 1

    w0w, i thought slashdot had gone radical political, and was reporting the real news, 'call em as you see em', and a Significant World Change was on the cards.... scary signs? mushroom clouds ;>

  67. Sure it will by vspazv · · Score: 5, Funny

    You've never watched Teletubbies have you?

    1. Re:Sure it will by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tinky Winky is *not* gay!! He's just... different.

  68. The sad thing is... by vspazv · · Score: 1

    we're probably going to create something like the rosetta stone hoping to help people understand the message. Unfortunately if they're anything like current archeologists it'll just give them more incentive to dig and die.

  69. How long does a sign last? by EuroChild · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're all assuming that a sign will last 10,000 years in the open and still be readable? And it'll probably take only a few weeks before someone spray-paints their tag on it anyway...

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    1. Re:How long does a sign last? by Anonynnous+Coward · · Score: 1
      And it'll probably take only a few weeks before someone spray-paints their tag on it anyway...

      Good. The first thing civilization needs is for the people doing that to die. Or at least stop being able to reproduce.

  70. awe, pride, and admiration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I especially like the last sentences...

    " A marker system should be chosen that instills awe, pride, and admiration, as it is these feelings that motivate people to maintain ancient markers, monuments, and buildings"

    pride and admiration, indeed...

    down, not across
    Serge

  71. My 2 cents... by 216pi · · Score: 0

    I would place 2000 or 3000 people around that location and let them create a religion that forbids coming near or digging that place. Religions can last long, and I bet, there are enough people that have nothing better to do.

  72. A few posts up: A little thought experiment by n4zgl · · Score: 1
    did you just say: "Better think of a way to hide the stuff well enough to stay inaccessible for that time"?

    mm, okay, i guess you are on our side...

    Impossible? Well fancy you saying that! That's exactly why I have a problem with nuclear power generation!

    aha! I thought so! Terrorist talk. Crazy you say? perhaps, but that is the message my country is getting from USA, for the same train of thought!

    NZL, nuke free and proud of it!
  73. You're not cynical enough by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    It would say "Vote Democrat.", or "the Ludicri line is the only choice for government", or "Where do you want to be today", depending on which organisation decides to use it for propoganda first

  74. Plastic by gnovos · · Score: 2

    Aren't we always told that some plastics take bazillions of years to naturally break down, why not build this site out of plastic? It can't even be re-used to build anything else.

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  75. Absolutely Right by cameldrv · · Score: 1

    We are burying a huge energy resource -- Plenty of good fissile Pu and U-235. If we used breeder reactors and reprocessing, we wouldn't have to bury this stuff, and we wouldn't have to dig new Uranium up.

  76. What does this sign really need? by gorehog · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, the way I figure it, hopefully we'll inspire our progeny to wave geiger counters and other quantum particle detectors around the site before they start digging. It's not like the stuff will be so close to the surface that you cant dig for a few few feet first. In fact they are putting underground rooms to stop further digging if it should start.

    I am surprised by the omission of latin as a language on the markers. It's a nice, static language, and I bet religious scholars will retain knowledge of it for a long time.

    Also, lets consider the kind of ground penetrating, satellite based, detection information they are prolly gonna have. Just a quick glance at a false color topographic map and they will see what it is. "Gee, that's a lot of neutron emissions for a mountain, and all in one spot."

    All we need to do is to get future generations to LOOK at the damn thing. The one good thing about a big pile of nuclear waste is that it tends to be a pretty damn good beacon. Sure, maybe a few individuals will die while re-discoveing what it is, but more or less we will avoid the creation of a reservoir there, or a city, or a housing development.

    1. Re:What does this sign really need? by tamyrlin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      True.

      Although the biggest problem written about in the report is drilling. So they need to be able to stop people from drilling before they have made a conduit for the waste to travel through to water reservoirs for example.

    2. Re:What does this sign really need? by Etcetera · · Score: 1


      At the risk of a "me too" post, I heartily agree with your idea of putting signs in Latin as well. Whoever is around at that time might still have access to some of the same historical works we have today and might have already done the same end-work necessary to understand them that we did.

      Plus it's just cool =)

  77. Historical perspective (or lack of it) by GangstaLean · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Instead of pondering whether people will be able to read signs or remember or whether civilization will disintegrate, for a second let's think about how previous civilizations have left "messages" for us:


    The pyramids were huge objects adorned with a clear message: this guy is god, mess with his place and you'll die a horrible death.


    Did the Egyptians believe that if you raided the tomb, you'd die? Most likely. Is belief enough to kill you or keep you safe? Sometimes (voodoo curses, faith healing). Does exploring the pyramids today actually pose any risk? No.


    Ok, I better clarify where I'm going with this one. In ancient times, people _knew_ you could die from messing with evil spirits. Hang out in a cemetary, the evil spirits make you die like them (disease). This goes on in many forms.


    While today we think we know that toxic waste is toxic, to future generations of humans, it might be considered safe. Hell, it might even be desirable! Who needs to worry about radiation or poisonous chemicals when your cells use it for food?


    We have absolutely _no_ idea what will happen in 10,000 years. If human civilization is still around (which it will almost undoubtably be), life will be so different on this planet as to be unrecognizable. Today, we possess through technology the comparable power of the gods for ancient Egyptians. A couple of smart bombs could level the pyramids in a few minutes. Trying to perceive the future in terms of today's rules is a fairly unsuccessful method of prediction.

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    1. Re:Historical perspective (or lack of it) by Broccolist · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Highly radioactive materials are dangerous to every life form that exists or has ever existed on this planet. Having a high-energy particle ram into you is not good for any type of cell, and this isn't going to change anytime soon.
      I can't conceive of any change in our genetic makeup that would cause them to be non-toxic.


      Besides, 10,000 years is not as long as you make it out to be. It is not enough for any natural evolution to take place, and although drastic eugenics might occur, we will still remain eukaryotic, DNA-based organisms, just like every other animal, and as such vulnerable to radiation.

    2. Re:Historical perspective (or lack of it) by markmoss · · Score: 2

      Tombrobbing seems to have been ancient Egypt's third biggest industry (after agriculture and tomb building), so superstitious fear wasn't much of a deterrent.

      Or go read Tom Sawyer. Tom and Huck were terrified of cemeteries. So where did they go when they snuck out at night? Right to the cemetery....

    3. Re:Historical perspective (or lack of it) by CentrX · · Score: 1

      So what? If there is no fundamental human change to make humans "eat" radiation (which is highly unlikely considering the huge change that would need to occur), then the radiation is still dangerous to them. If there is this highly unlikely change, then being deterred from the site makes no difference to them anyway. So, in the more probable case, the warnings make much sense, and in the less probable case, it doesn't really matter either way.

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  78. Chrononauts? by gorehog · · Score: 2, Funny

    A second idea.... Maybe this is acctually a good reason to accelerate a few chrononauts to relativistic speeds and drop them out every thousand years? It would take ten volunteers, and they would have a very simple job, that of popping out of the capsule, saying "Oh, excuse me, we took a big shit in Nevada," and then going on to live as time travel celebrities.

  79. Unnecessary Overkill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somebody needs to remind DOE that the signs only need to be effective for 600 years or so. By that time the levels of radiation will have diminished to natural background levels. (So even if we truly have to wait 10,000 years for almost all the radiation to go away, the dump site will be basically harmless after less than a millenium.)

  80. Oh, it's "only a few hundred years" by vrt3 · · Score: 1

    Would you be happy if the first colonists in North-America would have dumped radioactive toxic waste in New York?

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  81. Horror? by dark-nl · · Score: 1

    In that case it wouldn't be horror... just cause for more celebration!

  82. Pyramids *were* warnings by dark-nl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Remember the Curse of King Tut? It went something like, "If you enter here, you will be cursed. You will be doomed to ill fortune. You will wither away and die before your time. Do not enter!". The message is remarkably close to a nuclear waste warning, especially if translated by a culture that does not know about radioactivity.

    And, of course, the practical effect was to attract archaeologists :) However, that tomb did stand undisturbed for thousands of years, so maybe the basic approach is sound.

    1. Re:Pyramids *were* warnings by Ambient+Sheep · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that occurred to me too. Of course, according to urban-ish myth, loads of misfortune and stuff DID befall the people who excavated it and those who came in contact with them.

      In fact didn't several of them fall ill with some unknown disease? Could that not have been what the Tut Curse was warning of?

  83. EUA by JustAnOtherCodeSerf · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Just shrinkwrap the whole place with an end user agreement... "by entering this place... bla bla bla"

    Would make me run like the wind ;)

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  84. Best Marker = No Marker by rizzmanix · · Score: 1

    Really... this was the subject of a Discovery Channel documentary years ago.... the conclusion then was any marker, no matter how it was designed, would simply attract attention and invite digging.

    the best marker is no marker, except for some basic markings underground at the site... nothing above ground that would attract so much attention.

    1. Re:Best Marker = No Marker by SEWilco · · Score: 5, Interesting
      That does sound reasonable: seal it and hide it. There's enough land that nobody might dig there for 10,000 years. (back of the envelope: how many acres in the USA, and what is the chance of a 10-acre quarry being in a certain 10 acres?)

      Then the problem becomes those "basic underground markings". The reports point out that solid barriers can mean "this barrier is protecting treasure". If there are no barriers, future archeologists or curious miners might remove the fill, thinking that the shaft was abandoned for other reasons. (Yes, I know the facility will be much larger than a single 7-foot shaft, and that makes it even more interesting to study)

      Remember, Oak Island, with a barricaded and boobytrapped shaft still attracts attention from treasure hunters after repeated failures over two hundred years.

      Construction workers routinely cut through reinforced concrete. Tunnels are cut through granite. Barriers will only stop someone with wooden tools, and will only slow down hundreds of slaves eroding it with stone tools. Solid metal can be worn away by building an iron-age smelter against it and melting the surface. Modern welding or water/plasma/laser cutters are even faster.

      Deception: We could try placing treasure in a barricated chamber with little disguise, and hide the further shaft. But the ancient Egyptians tried that, and both old tomb thieves and modern archeologists went on to find the real tombs. And any treasure is an invitation to find more.

      I think there should be a solid barrier behind camouflage, then a backfilled vertical shaft. The real horizontal shaft can be carefully hidden behind the top of the vertical shaft (by "carefully" I mean modern tech used to drop a solid block across shaft and the seams melted and aged to make the wall seem to be virgin mountain rock -- again, old tricks: behind this barrier we can put as many modern physical barriers as we want, as anyone going past the deceptions will always think there is more). The vertical shaft is a time waster which will make many explorers give up before reaching the bottom. At the bottom of the shaft leave broken mining tools, indications of some routine exploration, and a crushed body or two. Success will only prove to be a waste of time, delaying further exploration for perhaps a generation or two while the story of failure lasts.

      Large scale: We could use an underground nuclear explosion to make a large cavern (or maybe grotto is the right word, as it is man-made) across the shaft. Then there's both a large pit as a trap, and there is no shaft to follow until climbers explore the far side. But in additional to possible damage to the storage area, a cavern with characteristics different than other caves would attract attention.

      We could try talking to miners by leaving broken mining tools in front of the barrier, but youngsters think they can do better than their ancestors.

      There is one more thing: A few hundred feet in from the entrances, behind all the deceptions and barriers, put two chambers. Cover the walls with graphic warnings, modern scientific warnings, gold-leaf ionization detector. This is the last chance room -- we already know we can't stop them physically so we hope they're archeologists and figure out the warnings. The word of this is supposed to get out, so if they encounter its twin in the other shaft on the other side of the mountain they'll keep people away for a few generations. The chamber beyond the last warning chamber has a nuclear bomb with a simple mechanical trigger -- it explodes when grabbed. This will either show advanced people exactly what type of problem exists (they defuse it and find it has radioactive material or read the warnings), or detonates and reseals the shafts, or if it is no longer functional but not enough time has passed then its radioactivity poisons the team and warns others of the effects of going further.

    2. Re:Best Marker = No Marker by los+furtive · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You are a fucked up man living in a fantasy world. Put tons of radioactive waste in a 10acre zone and then leave it unmarked and hope that by obfuscation nobody will find it? Shit you obviously aren't a programmer? If you want to obfuscate it, that's fine, but you don't think various signs, markers etc wouldn't be just a little useful? Fuck if we can put information on satelites that aliens are supposed to understand what makes you think we can't do the same thing for future civilizations? Crushed bodies and tool? I can't believe how stupid you are! Your "nothing is here, nothing is wrong" attitude just sickens me.

      You want a solution? Here it is. Make it as difficult as possible to get to the waste (stone, concrete, iron, let engineers call the shots). Then make sure than the place is flooded with signs in various medium (stone, metal, ceramic, you name it), each one depicting the best graphical representation of what danger lies in there....bodies slowly curling up as waves pass through them, animals dead, it's not hard to visualise it. After that if any future civilization is foolish enough to ignore every single sign, and break through all those barriers then those who tresspass deserve what they get for being just as stupid as you are!

      I mean for crying out loud! I've seen some stupid stuff posted on Slshdot before, but putting a nuclear bomb at the end of the tunnel and exploding it if anyone passes by? Right next to all those radioactive materials? What kind of moron are you? Holy shit you are dumb! Normally I never rant at this but you deserve a serious kick in the head! What a fucking idiot! Who the hell moded you up??!!!!!

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    3. Re:Best Marker = No Marker by DarkZero · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You want a solution? Here it is. Make it as difficult as possible to get to the waste (stone, concrete, iron, let engineers call the shots). Then make sure than the place is flooded with signs in various medium (stone, metal, ceramic, you name it), each one depicting the best graphical representation of what danger lies in there....bodies slowly curling up as waves pass through them, animals dead, it's not hard to visualise it. After that if any future civilization is foolish enough to ignore every single sign, and break through all those barriers then those who tresspass deserve what they get for being just as stupid as you are!

      The problem there, as with almost all solutions, is that there are still common ways that a fairly intelligent person could misinterpret such signs. Cave paintings are filled with depictions of death and horror, but they're always seen as primitive art, rather than warning signs. Similarly, most ancient graves are filled with depictions of death. To archeologists, these signs aren't a warning of danger. They're a marker declaring, "Hey, you, archeologist guy! This is where our dead are buried. It's exactly what you're looking for!".

      The best plan that I can think of, which I believe they're already using in some nuclear waste sites, is a Rosetta Stone. A warning sign that's printed in every current language and several dead languages, so that, even in the event of a global catastrophy wiping out most human knowledge, there's a good chance that someone would recognize the warning.

    4. Re:Best Marker = No Marker by Erik+Fish · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then make sure than the place is flooded with signs in various medium (stone, metal, ceramic, you name it), each one depicting the best graphical representation of what danger lies in there....bodies slowly curling up as waves pass through them, animals dead, it's not hard to visualise it.

      Yeah, just like the great pyramids! Good thing we're all smart enough to stay away from those fucking things 'cause nobody wants the wrath of those dead pharoes coming down on them!

      Do you seriously think that this would deter anyone from investigating further?

      Obfuscation is the only answer that makes any sense. Building monuments on top of the site or doing anything else to attract attention to it will only turn it into a future tourist attraction/religious site/etc.

      I'm all for warnings, but they need to be placed AFTER all the obfuscation and most of them need to be consistant with the warnings we already have at facilities with similarly long-life waste (otherwise the place could be mistaken as being much older than it actually is -- an archealogical find that even we didn't notice). There should be detailed information on nuclear energy. We can assume that any civilization able to find the warnings shouldn't be too far from having nuclear capabilities of their own.

      The only thing you got right is that it is fucking stupid to include a nuclear bomb in the mix.

    5. Re:Best Marker = No Marker by DEBEDb · · Score: 1

      Fuck if we can put information on satelites that aliens are supposed to understand what makes you think we can't do the same thing for future

      Oh yeah, we can put info that people in the future
      are supposed to understand, just like
      aliens. There is no evidence that it's better
      than any other information, though.

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    6. Re:Best Marker = No Marker by SpamJunkie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just like the great pyramids! Good thing we're all smart enough to stay away from those... things 'cause nobody wants the wrath of those dead pharoes coming down on them!

      Good point. In 10,000 years it is possible or even likely that radiation poisoning will be easily curable. At that point the site will be dug up to see how primitive and inefficient our nuclear reactors were.

    7. Re:Best Marker = No Marker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to recall that only 500 years ago, hardly
      1,000,000 people roamed the total area of the
      contiguous US and Canada.

      So why do you think that 10,000 years from now
      there will be enough space for everyone that
      no one will try to dig just right there where
      it hurts ?

      Toon Moene

    8. Re:Best Marker = No Marker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The chamber beyond the last warning chamber has a nuclear bomb

      You just turned it into a treasure hunt. Plunder the legendary tomb of Edward Teller, ignore its warning about evil spirits, and win great booty: a nuke with which to strike down your enemies.

      We'll need a wizard, a cleric, and a thief...

    9. Re:Best Marker = No Marker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just outlined a novel plot that would be fantastic.

    10. Re:Best Marker = No Marker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well we could place Tiamat in the entrace chamber. That would eliminate most of the curious and unprepared adventures. Though a 10th to 15th level party might be better prepared.

      A better solution might be Drow city. It is highly unlikely that a small party of adventures could penetrate that, and a large army would be hard to penetrate the underground caverns especially with all the magically traps that the Drow would have in place in case of invasion.

      Throw in a linked portal to one of the 666 layers of Hell so that there are always 2d6 minor demons and 1d6 major demons roaming around and I am sure that few if any people will stumble through our module,

      "Treasure Trove Under the Mountain", W1-W3

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    11. Re:Best Marker = No Marker by halo8 · · Score: 1

      OAK ISLAND!!!! AWSOME

      i read that as a kid.. im so going to check out that link, thanx a lot. have a great weekend eh

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    12. Re:Best Marker = No Marker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't suppose there is a way to make an odor last long enough but it seems logical that if they have a sense of smell we could make it smell horrible so that they don't want to go near it. Seems pretty reasonable to me, problem would be getting a scent to stay around in one of the main rooms.

    13. Re:Best Marker = No Marker by Grax · · Score: 1

      Rather than a nuclear bomb I say we use an educational video. Barney and the teletubbies explain the dangers of exposing nuclear waste in a series of easy to understand songs and videos.

    14. Re:Best Marker = No Marker by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      No, the nuclear bomb is perfect for the situation. Keep in mind this would obviously have to be a small device which will damage a small part of the mountain and not affect the deeper structure, while remaining an underground explosion. It would also have to be a primitive mechanical device of the "two subcritical pieces hit together" type.

      • A primitive group which can devote enough effort to scrape through all the deceptions and barriers is most likely to cause damage by extracting and scattering the radioactive waste. Killing those who would be exploring the protected-only-by-a-locked-door chamber after the last chance warning will likely remove some leaders. Undoing all the effort by collapsing a lot of mountain in the way and/or making a hole to cross will make new physical and psychological barriers. The legend should keep generations away. More time gained.
      • A somewhat scientific group, such as of the Victorian age, would consider the "last chance" room's display to be significant and should spend time studying it. Unfortunately, there might also be explorer/haul-to-museum types who would tinker with the bomb before study was complete. Fortunately, this is also the group which would record whatever happens and future actions would be based upon either scientific knowledge or on a historical account of a severely hazardous event. If the storage area is reached, either scientists will immediately detect radiation or explorers will study the first container to figure out what deserved so much protection. Scientists will do it safely. Explorers may remove low-level waste but if high-level waste is still dangerous they'll quickly recognize the relationship between radiation sickness and the waste. Either way, the area will again be treated carefully and the waste can sit there safely for a longer time.
      • A group which is as advanced as we are would either figure out the warnings in the "last chance" room, recognize and disarm the weapon, or..if they figure out the dangers after detonation they'll also have copies of the "last chance" information and recognize how the area has to be treated. If they don't treat the waste to eliminate the problem, they'll seal it back up in a way similar to how we did.
      There also is a very relevant characteristic of using a nuclear weapon: time. If the radioactivity of the bomb has faded enough that it no longer is dangerous (either as a bomb or a radiation pulse generator), then also enough time has elapsed that the waste is no longer very dangerous. The bomb components obviously would be larger than for a device which only has to be a strategic weapon, so the radioactive components are functional for a longer time.
    15. Re:Best Marker = No Marker by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

      How about a picture of a mushroom cloud with waves shooting out of it? It's pretty darned simple. Any advanced civilization ought to get the idea at once.

      Of course, it will also be necessary to have a version for un-advanced civilizations, in case there's been some sort of massive event that throws things back into technological oblivion.

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    16. Re:Best Marker = No Marker by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      Messages for advanced civilizations are easy, particularly if the messages are analyzed before further exploration. An explorer with a pack full of shaped explosive charges might just walk in, blow the next door open, and tinker with whatever catches his eye. One can hope that one-man casual tunneling machines don't exist, so the workers outside will survive -- but if there is a family tunneling machine in wide use then the storage area can't be protected without a Colossus-style armored/armed hollow shell around the entire facility.

      But if little enough time has passed that the worst waste and the nuclear bomb are still dangerous, probably that advanced civilization is related to ours, and we should have passed the warnings on to them. All that would take is wood signs on the surface which are periodically updated to the current popular languages. (why wood? so they will be destroyed in a few years if abandoned)

      Victorian-age scientists might interpret everything as a temple to a death god -- although they should notice a progression from primitive representations to advanced messages, and recognize more science as they translate more. Primitives might be temporarily scared away by warning images and boobytraps, but by the time the "last chance" area is reached all that has failed.

  85. No Valley of Death by dark-nl · · Score: 1

    The whole point is that the site is not dangerous, unless you dig into it. Then it becomes very dangerous, since large amounts of poisonous radioactive material become exposed to erosion and get into the ecosystem.

    So by the time people start dying, it's already too late to avoid the site. Instead, there will have to be a project to seal it up again.

    1. Re:No Valley of Death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm amused that we're this smug that there will never be a quake there.
      Or a canyon. Or a seabed.

  86. You mean no one else got told this in Pre-School? by SanGrail · · Score: 1

    "How many times have I told you!
    Don't make messes that outlast our civilization..."

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  87. Anyone know why the inscription includes Navajo? by skunkeh · · Score: 2
    ...each monument will be inscribed with "messages in seven languages: the six official United Nations languages (English, French, Spanish, Chinese, Russian, and Arabic) and Navajo."
    My understanding is that the reason Navajo was used to transmit "encrypted" radio messages during the second world war is that the language is completely unrelated to ANY other language on the planet. As the article points out, there are only 250,000 Navajo speakers left on the planet. What possible benefit could it be to include this language in the inscriptions? Surely they should be concentrating on languages that are related to many other langauges, as those will be the most likely to survive long in to the future.
  88. Re:Anyone know why the inscription includes Navajo by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

    The idea probably is to have a wide range of language styles, in the hopes that the language of whoever we wind up warning in the future will have a similar language, and wind up being able to translate it.

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  89. Nuclear Waste by Veteran · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There is a real lack of critical thinking involved in the nuclear waste issue.

    1. We are not importing the Uranium from Mars; it all comes from the Earth.

    2. Every single atom of Uranium in the Earth is going to decay - producing all the same radioactive wastes whether mankind is involved or not. The natural decay products spread the same amount of radioactive energy over time - but the total radioactive energy from the fission and decay processes is about the same. The only issues involving mankind are the rate of production, the location and the local concentration of the radioactive wastes - not its creation. If we had never discovered fission the radioactivity from Uranium decay would still exist.

    3. There was a naturally occurring nuclear reactor in Africa where a deposit of Uranium moderated by spring water fissioned all of the U235 out of the ore. As far as anyone can tell the long term results of this reactor on the local biology were zilch.

    4. The total quantity of pollutants produced by fission for a given power production is much less than that produced by combustion - no green house gasses at all. Until fusion is practical on a large scale fission is the best short term alternative available.

    "Greens" are massive hypocrites: I have yet to see a Green walk to a protest rally on bare feet while wearing nothing else but crude fabrics woven by hand from natural sources. Greens don't really want to give up the advantages of modern society; they just want to be the ones in charge of their use. Sorry, no sale; it is all just another boring power game played at my expense - how utterly banal.

  90. Jolt Cola by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    We may polute the planet so bad by then that this stuff will be the next Jolt Cola in 10,000 years. We're just setting up the next soda barron for that time period.

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  91. Bright Side by vspazv · · Score: 1

    It'll be cheaper for MTV than paying ozzy for another season.

  92. Re:Ok... (veering Offtopic) by Denial+of+Cervix · · Score: 1

    In fact, RTGs HAVE survived launch accidents, been recovered from the ocean, and been RE-USED.

    Just out of curiosity, had the solid rocket booster involved in the Challenger debacle been used before? I seem to remember reading - maybe it was Feynman's book - that there was a procedure to make sure that the SRB was round. It involved measuring the diameter of the SRB at several locations and then some kind of crude mashing/stretching to get it back to round. Doesn't sound like the kind of thing that makes for an ideal gasket sealing, but I'm probably sphincter-speaking now anyway.

    FWIW, the Salon article is smarmy and not helpful. If you're going to point out foolish government spending and want to be taken seriously, this ain't the way.

    I think a variation of the universal electric shock symbol would work well - a body recoiling in pain from waves of radiation. Some cultures may worship the dead, but not too many worship pain.

    DoC

  93. Why worry? by SpotBug · · Score: 1


    Hey, if we're so gone in 10,000 years that we can't understand "don't go in there, radiation!" in 10 or more languages and pictures, then I have to wonder, who are we warning?

    My guess: the earth is populated by ugly, chest-bursting aliens who invaded and conquered us. I say, let the evil aliens in there. It's like a giant booby-trap.

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  94. Re:Anyone know why the inscription includes Navajo by jamie · · Score: 1
    "As the article points out, there are only 250,000 Navajo speakers left on the planet... Surely they should be concentrating on languages that ... will be the most likely to survive long in to the future."

    Like Klingon.

  95. Warning! Falling Dominos! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couldn't resist.

  96. When you play with fire... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the scientist are wrong from the start.
    What they are doing, is digging deeper and deeper into how OUR minds work.
    If they don't stop digging, they may find something more terrifying and powerfull than some nuclear waste.
    But hopefully they know how to understand the messages, and don't look for the system of messages.

  97. Speak to Long Now Foundation by fantomas · · Score: 1

    They should speak to the Long Now Foundation. They've been doing some good long term thinking...

  98. the Reagan administration... by rainer_d · · Score: 2

    ...also head researchers work on this same subject.

    IIRC, they came up with a solution that envolved
    creating a "cult" around these sites.
    Sounds strange, but once you figure out that religions live longer than any other socio-economic community, it makes sense.
    Well, kind of.

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    1. Re:the Reagan administration... by Etcetera · · Score: 1


      Sounds interesting... and certain sounds like an idea that I recall being explored by some SF short-stories I read when I was young....

      The establishment of a cult of protectors makes a lot of sense... there's the serious possibility of
      even our best efforts to make a warning trans-societally effective failing. One way to prevent that is to establish a group charged with updating/maintaining those warnings in a manner adaptable to the culture/surroundings at the time.

      The Seldon Plan could't predict everything... hence Hari established the Second Foundation.

      Anyone have a link to more information about this?

  99. They're Certainly Assuming a Lot... by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

    For all we know, we:

    (a) May figure out a way to properly recycle/reuse nuclear waste way sooner than 100,000 years (hopefully within even a few hundred)...

    (b) Might not even live on Earth in a couple hundred years, either by wiping ourselves out in a stupid war or calamity, or by rendering the Earth uninhabitable by that time...

    (c) That we'd be the dominant species on this planet within 100,000 years...

    (d) That some wiz kid in marketing would produce "New Cobalt-14 Coke!", then we'd have morning news hosts and the public lining up around the block to get one...

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  100. How about this by dunedan · · Score: 0

    Leave nothing above ground that indicates anything ever happend but put it in a location that is not convienient to water/ food etc. Since its in the middle of a desert the only people that might encounter it would be nomads seeking to go somewhere else and thus probably wouldn't get too exposed.

    Only very intelligent cultures would ever be able to find it. i.e. ones who can do ariel radar/radiation scans.

    For these cultures bury underground, maybe 10 feet down some, kind of message they will understand. sort of like the message in the "book" Contact(yes the movie was based on it, the book was better)

    This could serve a dual purpose. speak in a language of science to our decendants to teach them enough to understand the science/technology and at once teach them the dangers of using it.

    I have to admit they seem to have done a good job picking languages that at least someone will remember in 10,000 years. It looks like a fairly broad spread over the differnt roots that exist although there seems to be some bias towards romance languages. I think they should include maybe a few more like an island launguage and an african language.

    Don't look at it in a sense of, oh my gosh they're still going to come and look. Think of it as what do we want to tell them once they are smart enough to know its there.

  101. Will it be open to the public when it's finished? by Kalabajoui · · Score: 1

    The sheer scale and oppressiveness of the marker will make it a tourist attraction unless one of the less accessible designs is used. The field of spikes sounds like it'd be awesome to see firsthand. Also, the drawings depicting death by radiation would give the place an almost spiritual feel; as if an ignorant, ancient, and less enlightened people felt it were cursed, evil, or inhabited by evil spirits. The atmosphere would lend the feeling of being in a mysterious and forbiden place.

  102. Another alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It seems the authorities are giving a lot of thought to dealing with radioactive waste in a very inefficient manner - burying it in the ground and letting it sit. Instead, why not use that waste?

    New nuclear reactor designs, like the helium-gas core reactor, are capable of using as fuel the high-level waste produced by "standard" reactors, and especially by naval reactors (which use ~90% enriched fuel). A system of these reactors could be set up to accept waste, separate the dangerous isotopes from the dross, then "burn down" the waste by reacting it to a short-lived isotope. Or, better yet, we could simply refit existing plants with advanced reactors, thus avoiding the problem of moving highly dangerous waste.

    The real problem is the people who try to pretend this is a clear-cut issue and call you stupid if you don't take their side.

    1. Re:Another alternative by tamyrlin · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure exactly what kind of waste they are going to bury at this site, but there are more to it than just used fuel. IIRC, the report stated that there would be contaminated machine parts and such stuff buried at WIPP, for example.

  103. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em by p3d0 · · Score: 2

    If it's impossible to stop curious humans from investigating this place in 10,000 years, why not leave instructions on how they might do that more safely?

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  104. Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bottom. Ocean.

    Marianna Trench anyone?

    1. Re:Two words by Etcetera · · Score: 1


      Oh yeah... it's a far, far better thing for the radiaton containers to leak and POLLUTE THE OCEANS than have it cause another 100ft of radioactivity in a barren desert without a water table.

    2. Re:Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dilution. Look it up.

  105. the DOE is under corporate control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a real sham(e) that the waste isn't being recycled and used for energy production, in the name of protecting energy companies profits. Why can't we have real politicians who are wise enough to bring the energy fucks into the recycling of spent nuclear fuel business.

    Why transport murderous things, when we can burn it at it's current location?

    Americans deserves more than the crumbs our politicians are throwing at us

  106. New Poll! by dbretton · · Score: 2

    Best RadioActive Waste Warning Sign for 10,000 years from now:

    That dude from Robocop who fell into the waste.
    Funny Girl!
    The Hawk-man
    Barney Frank
    CowboyNeal

  107. They need to use decoys! by phillymjs · · Score: 2

    All around the periphery of the site, shallowly bury a couple thousand tablets with Microsoft's EULAs on them, and random pages from the antitrust trial proceedings.

    Future archaelogists will quickly find them and be so busy trying to decipher them, they'll never get back to the site to dig any deeper. :-)

    ~Philly

  108. The report is _not_ about security by obscurity. by tamyrlin · · Score: 1

    Actually, if you would read the report, or at least parts of it, you would see that security through obscurity is not the goal of the design.

    One idea is to have underground vaults that contain detailed information about the site, with enough of redundant information that it should be possible to decode its meaning. For example, a map of the world with similar sites marked out. A periodic table (with samples of the elements, where possible). A map of the facility. Texts in several languages detailing the site, what it contains.

    The report in question _does not_ contain any details on how the repository is supposed to be protected from natural decay, erosion, earth quakes, etc. It does not contain thoughts on how to protect it from intrusion by humans.

    The task of the team writing this report was only to investigate on how to _inform_ future societies about the dangers of the site.

  109. Nuke-power generates CO2 too! among other problems by Poingggg · · Score: 0, Troll

    There's just a few small thingies wrong with nuclear power. One of them is that the winning,transportation and preparation of the necessary uranium costs so much energy (it's present in only very small percentages in it's ores)that the CO2-production in that stage already equals that of the amount produced by winning the same amount of energy the uranium produces + what's needed to produce the uranium, with fossil energy. So the net-amount of CO2 saved with nuke-power is zero.

    Furthermore, you are left with huge amounts of useless radio-active waste, evenly dangerous as the uranium won out of it. You can't put it back in the ground, as it's volume has grown (you never get it out of the ground as compact as it was). This is a problem the nuke-power industry does not like you to know about. Just as the fact you can poison the world-population with less than one gram of pure plutonium, the most poisonous material on this world.

    As long as a few people can make big money out of nuke power, they will tell you it's safe and clean (oh, maybe for the 0,00000001% of it's lifetime the stuff spends in powerplants it is more or less safe, assuming no terrorists, idiots who don't know how to handle the stuff or bad design gets a chance), but what happens before (uranium mining is one of the most polluting industries) or after (oh, we're just left with piles of dangerous stuff for the next 100000 years or so, let's just dump it somewhere and hope there will be no earthquakes or anything, and while we make money, we don't care) the nuke-industry won't tell you.
    As long as people believe the nuke-energy guys, renewable energy will not make it. Just imagine: they would not be able to squeeze money out of renewable energy, that would be an economic disaster! (for them, not for us common people).

    Oh, another thing a almost forgot: A nuclear powerplant has an economical lifespan of 30 years. When used full time, it takes 29 years to produce the amount of energy used by building the plant, and winning and processing the fuel to run it. So the net time you actually produce energy is one year. Of course the Big Men are making money all this time, so for them it's well worth the trouble. But is it for you???

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  110. Send it all into space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Basically, it may be cost prohibitive to send stuff into space, but if everyone does it, that will make it competitive.

  111. nuclear waste interment by rogerborn · · Score: 1

    The articles about this subject, like the one at Salon, really tick me off.

    I suppose that the current location of all this nuclear waste in 400 nationwide above ground, open air, storage areas, (with most of it in leaky metal barrels), is somehow preferable to the proposed interment in an underground mine, in the middle of a remote desert?

    Even the proposed transportation of this material in reticulated stainless steel containers would be far safer than its current storage conditions.

  112. Re:Anyone know why the inscription includes Navajo by tamyrlin · · Score: 1

    The idea is to create an international standard for marking this kind of site. They would use the six official UN languages. There would be room for a local language as well. Since English is the standard language in the US, they are thinking about selecting Najavo as the local languages. (Although they did claim that they were going to investigate if the native americans felt comfortable about using their language on a stockpile of nuclear waste.)

  113. Something invisible.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm.... if only we could think of some invisible sign.

    Maybe something future scientists could detect with some sort of meter, so as to keep out idle gawkers. Hmmm... The Salon article mentioned magnetism.

    But wait! What if the DOE made it radioactive? Then any future explorers could easily find it!

    Hmm... so how do we make Yucca Mountain radioavtive?

  114. Wonder if you payed attention by Poingggg · · Score: 1

    It IS a fact a teaspoon of plutonium can kill us all. Furthermore, plutonium is NOT a natural element. It is MADE, by exposing uranium to radiation (a lot more than occurs in nature), so the uranium turns into plutonium. There is NO plutonium in nature! (at least, there wasn't until we made it). And it's not just the radiation that makes plutonium poisonous, it's just poisonous by itself, just as cyanide is.

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    1. Re:Wonder if you payed attention by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2
      There is NO plutonium in nature!

      You are quite clearly contradicted by the information at http://www.pu.org/main/facts/pu.html, which states, "There are traces of plutonium compounds in our natural environment, but most existing plutonium was created by changing the atomic structure of naturally- occurring uranium, predominantly U238, in a nuclear reactor."

      It does exist naturally.

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    2. Re:Wonder if you payed attention by Poingggg · · Score: 1

      Well, ok, I was wrong on this one! As far is I knew there was no Pu before we made it. Thanks for the info!

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    3. Re:Wonder if you payed attention by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2

      Well, it's good that you can admit that you were wrong. That puts you above a good portion of the Slashdot community. :)

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    4. Re:Wonder if you payed attention by banking_intern · · Score: 1

      Pu is a "natural" element. Do a google search on gabon natural nuclear reactor. or go to the link at http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=gabon+natural +nuclear+reactor&btnG=G

      The french when mining uranium did some lab tests and determined that they had mined some seriously weird material. THe result was a "natural" nuclear reactor had set up in geologic structures and produced nuclear waste like material. There was PU in the material. Go read, undo your ignorance and come back.

  115. Re:Nuke-power generates CO2 too! among other probl by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2
    Just as the fact you can poison the world-population with less than one gram of pure plutonium, the most poisonous material on this world.

    This is a tired old "fact", suggesting that the release of one gram of pure plutonium into the environment would be a catastrophe. While I don't dispute your other words (despite their lack of supporting documentation), this statement is pure fear-mongering.

    You may also want to take into consideration that newer, far more efficient designs for reactors have been around for 20 years, but because of Three Mile Island and Chernobyl (the former being a contained accident and the latter a combination of an extraordinary series of blatant violations of safety codes of the people who should have know better), nobody wants to build them, at least in the United States. Even in other countries, they are shunned and life is made very difficult by people who subsist mostly on the fruits of spreading FUD rather than cooperating to find an even balance.

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  116. Nope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=21582&cid=2288 256

  117. Wouldn't advanced civilizations be looking...? by theNote · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't advanced civilizations be looking for a site like this?

    Nuclear power would surely be known to any culture advanced enough to get to the vault.

    If our civilization collapses, every nuclear power plant in the world will be a disaster site and many areas uninhabitable.

    The terrestrial or extraterrestrial culture would have learned their lesson by the time they explore the storage area.
    I mean c'mon, which is a more inviting archaeological site, the baren nevada desert, or the cities around the country, many of which have nuclear power plants nearby.

    An evolving terrestrial culture would learn the signs of radiation sickness due to decaying missiles, subs, power plants, etc. And thus stay away.

    An extraterrestrial culture would take one look at the planet and go "Hmm, old school nuclear fission. Where did they store the waste?" (scan) "Silly humans!"

    1. Re:Wouldn't advanced civilizations be looking...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If our civilization collapses, every nuclear power plant in the world will be a disaster site and many areas uninhabitable.

      Wrong. Even if some (unspecified) disaster killed all the technicians at their posts, the plants would shut themselves down in an orderly way.

      Where do you people get this bullshit?

  118. Re:Nuke-power generates CO2 too! among other probl by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

    Bullshit.

    If more than 40% of what you say is true, it wouldn't be economically feasable to run a *single* nuclear power plant *anywhere*. I've got two within 60 miles of me...

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  119. if nothing changes in our way of life by dario_moreno · · Score: 2



    the earthlings of the future will have
    sensory organs to warn them of radioactive
    areas!

    I do not see why the retina could
    not become more sensitive to energetic
    rays, Marie Curie had reported that when
    holding a radium sample close to the eyes
    one saw kaleidoscopic figures.

    We will as well develop spam-avoiding
    features, UVB opaque skin, and so on.

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  120. Explain to Me Again ... by StormyMonday · · Score: 2

    ... why we should care? What have future civilizations ever done for us, after all?

    A simple trefoil will explain to anybody what's there, as long as there are any vestiges of our current civilization left anywhere. It'll take a *long* time for the trefoil to be forgotten.

    We don't worry about anything else that might affect our long-distant ancestors. Why this?

    This hoohah about radioactive waste is nothing more than another bogus "reason" to scream "No Nukes!" without having to think. (Keeping nuclear waste where it is now is *ever* so much safer than putting it in the middle of the Nevada desert, after all!) Public attitudes toward nuclear power have been formed more by monster movies than any rational thought process.

    IMHO, nuclear power is a Bad Idea, but for boring old economic reasons. No need to get hysterical.

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    1. Re:Explain to Me Again ... by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      What have future civilizations ever done for us, after all?

      They shall incant:

      Y'AI 'NG'NGAH,
      YOG-SOTHOTH
      H'EE-L'GEB
      F'AI THRODOG
      UAAAH!
      in a dark ritual that, combined with my essential saltes, will bring me back from beyond ye spheres.
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  121. Re:Anyone know why the inscription includes Navajo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Probably has something to do with the fact that the Navajo are from the northern Arizona/Nevada area. If the rest of civilization crumbles, they'll still probably be running around their ancestral stomping grounds.

  122. Mural by sean23007 · · Score: 2

    Well, when an ancient civilizations communicated that they didn't want people going into a place by drawing pictures nearby. I propose we do the same thing. The DOE should hire a group of artists to paint/carve a massive mural onto the rocks around the site, depicting various means of hideous death, all having to with radiation or nuclear explosions in some way. If the visitor is absolutely terrified out of his/her/its wits, it has two options: get the hell out and stay the hell out, or get the hell out and come back when you have taken the necessary precautions to deal with whatever might be doing all this. Granted, in today's Hollywood-ridden America, those necessary precautions either mean the overbearing and evil US Army, or, for the more industrious type, a bigger gun; perhaps in the future the "necessary equipment" will have been redefined.

    Sorry about the length, but to summarize: massive, terrifying, grotesque mural.

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  123. Nuclear power IS economically feasable, short term by Poingggg · · Score: 1

    and for a very few people / industries who are making money out of it now. If it suits them, they'll just leave it for what it is and start something else. The costs for cleaning up the mess will be payed by the people, so why should they care? YOU are the ones paying for it, not them. These folks in the industry are only interested in the short-term money, and when problems occur when they are out of this business (and/or out of this life), who cares? There's enough money to buy another congressman to tell you it's all nice and clean and to tax you for paying their bill.
    Have fun, and think of the money you save bij radiating yourself!

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  124. Where are the links? by adso · · Score: 1

    The maddening thing about that article is that it contained no useful links. Typical Salon sloppy journalism.

    A (dull) report on warning signs at a New mexico facility is here.

    The Archaeology Magazine article (more of a blurb) is here.

    Excerpts from "Expert Judgement on Markers to Deter Inadvertent Human Intrusion into the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant"

    A design exhibition of warning markers.

    -adso

  125. The things everyone forgets by TamMan2000 · · Score: 1

    One very important thing that people forget, is that all power production produces waste! And no, I haven't forgotten about solar and wind and hydro power, there are byproducts produced, several of which are harmful, during the initial manufacture of these devices. And now for the methods of power production that are actually practical alternatives to nuclear (while our planet still has fossil fuels to burn). Combustion based power plants do enormous amounts of damage to the environment on a daily basis! Tons of radioactive materials are released into the air every day by coal power plants! Not to mention nitrous and sulfurous oxides, and scores of carcinogenic compounds. Even if the Nevada test site is compromised hours after it is sealed, it would still have a minimal effect on humanity, compared to what those who are against nuclear power are forcing the world to resort to.

    People love to bash nuclear power, but nobody seems to care about the dangers of the alternatives.

    So unless you want to shut down slashdot, we need to acknowledge that we need electricity, and nuclear is the safest practical way to get it.

    OK now I will get off my soap box...

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  126. Re:Ok... (veering Offtopic) by Frantactical+Fruke · · Score: 1
    I think a variation of the universal electric shock symbol would work well - a body recoiling in pain from waves of radiation. Some cultures may worship the dead, but not too many worship pain.

    Now why does that remind me of a certain energy softdrink commercial?

    Let's hope future cultures don't worship frenetic music and caffeine...

  127. Warning? Who needs warning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first child born with 32 toes will be ample warning.

  128. Its actually pretty harmless by Convergence · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Plutonium's actually pretty harmless, in bulk, unless you have enough of it to near criticality and you irradiate yourself.

    The dangerous part with plutonium is accidently inhaling dust particles of it, having them settle into your lungs and cause lung cancer.

    The bad stuff is that with an intermediate half-life of up to a few centuries. Short enough to be really nasty and radioactive, but also long enough to stay aroung for too long. Also, that and isotopes that get impregnated into your tissues. (like strontium into bones)

    Stuff like strontium which gets into your bones

    1. Re:Its actually pretty harmless by BattyMan · · Score: 1

      Uh, there's a LOT more to it than that!

      A couple of comments above, somebody cited the poop on the different Plutonium isotopes. I hadn't the slightest fscking idea that there are over thirty! Half-lives cover the spectrum, from 0.6 nS to eighty million years. Of these, only the ones with spontaneous fission decay modes: 236(2.9Y), 238(88Y), 239(24e3Y), 240(6500Y), 241(14Y), 242(3.7e5Y), and 244(8e7Y) would be of interest to nuclear engineers. My understanding has always been that the main useful isotope was 239. All give off charged particles (alphas, electrons) but it's the neutrons from the spontaneous fission that can feed nuclear chain reactions, even though these are a miniscule fraction of the total radiation.

      Plutonium _oxide_ (the active compound in reactor fuel rods) isn't too hard to handle, but the pure (metallic) Plutonium is more dangerous. The chief hazard is that it's easily burned, making smoke which spreads well through the atmosphere and returns to earth as dust. This dust is deadly. Breathing it loads your lungs with plutonium, the long-term radiation from which damages the tissues of your body. Damage to cellular DNA causes cancer. A (nuclear) munitions plant in Colorado had a fire in 1957, the (Plutonium) smoke from which was not fully contained. The neighboring town remains a cancer colony, though other contaminants, in addition to Plutonium, can be pointed at. The most dramatic story was of a little girl who was perfectly healthy until she fell down in the playground and scraped her knee. She must have picked up a plutonium dust particle or two, because six months later she lost the knee to cancer and by the end of a year she was dead.

      The big story was of the filming of "The Conqueror" in 1954, about a hundred miles, and upwind, even, from a bomb test site in NV. As of 1980 John Wayne, Susan Hayward, director Cecil B DeMille, and half the crew who filmed it (kicking up plenty of dust in the process, no doubt, and breathing it as well) were dead - mostly of lung cancer, though no causal relation was proven in court.

      Really, that doesn't sound too much like anything "harmless". But in comparison, there are other isotopes so intensely radioactive that only brief exposure to them amounts to a death sentence. There are elements which are much more aggressively absorbed by biochemistry, making their radioactive isotopes far more dangerous.

      I don't want any of these things in my environment. Bury 'em, DEEP, so deep that nobody will ever get at them accidently!

      But what about Mother Nature? It's pretty well known that the Earth's crust isn't a static thing. It moves, fluids (water, oil, etc) wash around inside it, and over the geologic span of time that this stuff (some of it, at least) lasts, who knows what will happen in Nevada's basement?

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  129. All over everywhere or in one place? by swb · · Score: 2

    Nuclear power plants are storing every fuel rod they've ever used on-site,

    This is the important thing in my mind.

    It's not like someone planned the Yucca storage site with the idea of making a lot of *new* nuclear waste to put there. The waste already exists and is stored in containment facilities much less secure than Yucca.

    I'm not worried about signage that will last 100,000 years. I suspect that either we'll stick around long enough as a civilization to figure out what we can do to do either recycle the waste or to permanently eliminate it (throw at the sun, etc). Or we'll annihilate each other in some global calamity that will take 100K years to recover from.

  130. No meaning of life to be found here... by da+cog · · Score: 1

    There can only be one truly universal symbol.

    Construct the number 42. Make it big. Make it awesome.

    And then put a giant X through it.

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  131. Northern Nevada Mentality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Cybermage is probably referring to the small minority who oppose the dump because "The government is invading my land and stealing my rights, gol durn it." There is a LOT of that sentiment running around here in northern Nevada. They don't really care about the safety and vew everything as a government conspiracy. I wouldn't be surprised if one of the extreme right groups did try some form of sabotage. It's a pretty weak argument because the land isn't exactly useful for grazing or agriculture due to previous nuke testing, though I oppose the dump for other reasons.

  132. Radiation detectors by Animats · · Score: 2

    All that's needed is some form of containment that can't be penetrated by a civilization unable to make a radiation detector.

  133. Physical barrier by chrismear · · Score: 1

    Would it not be possible to encase the waste physically, such that technology roughly equivalent to today's level is required to access it? (e.g. deep-level drilling, remote excavation) At this level of technology, it's reasonable to assume that some knowledge of radioactivity will exist, and so a pictoral/linguistic description of the danger will probably be understood.

    On the other hand, if technology has regressed, such that the warnings are not understood, then the people won't be able to get at the danger anyway.

    Or am I missing something?

  134. Mummies as Fuel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just want to help clear up a popular myth. In reality mummies were never used as fuel. Unca Cecil can explain it better than I can.

    http://www.straightdope.com/columns/020222.html

  135. Bah. by PhyreFox · · Score: 1
    There's gotta be some sort of "universal constant" for atomic structures, and though I'm not a chemist, wouldn't it be possible to map out the structure of ANY sort of radioactive material? I mean, not the complete structure of the waste itself, but just enough on the walls or something such that it won't take up millions upon millions of dollars AND it will warn the scientists studying the place in the future that what's inside these doors is not "a slow and painful death" but "materials composed like this and you can draw your own conclusions".

    By the time a future civilization, provided we blow ourselves up to kingdom come in the next ten thousand years, discovers the waste disposal site in the mountains of Nevada, if we're really interested in preventing them from entering the place on the count that there are hazardous radioactive materials that won't be safe for about 90,000 years after we've all gone the way of the dodo, wouldn't it be more feasable to warn them about the actual dangers of the place instead of a glimpse into our screwed-up civilization?

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  136. I did a rap on that back in the '60s or so. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2
    ... warnings of demons and death ... that you know from Indiana Jones actually were warnings about nuclear radiation.

    (Funny you should mention that character. Did YOU have the same take I did ("fission chain reaction!") to the scene in Temple of Doom where the artifacts are brought close together and they start glowing?)

    Egyptian jewelry and pottery from those graves have adorned houses and women everywhere...

    Some radioactive gold (used as needles for cancer therapy but later replaced with some other isotope) once got stolen and dumped into the jewelry market. For a while there were necklaces that caused sores and scars and wedding rings that made fingers fall off. A medical cobalt-60 source got into the scrap metal market too, down in Mexico...

    But on to the main point of this post...

    Imagine for a moment that the ancient Egyptians used nuclear energy four thousand years ago, and that all knowledge of it was lost in the following upheavals.

    Now imagine that the pyramids were nuclear waste disposal sites ...


    Back in the late '60s or so - about the time of the "pyramid power" craze and the beginning of public concern over disposal of waste from nuclear power plants - I did a rap on the subject. Alternatively titled "Nuclear Reactors of the Gods" or "Pyramid Nuclear Power", it was a mostly-tongue-in-cheek thing that pulled together a number of threads:

    Plutonium's 24,000+ year half-life ("If you had buried a thousand pounds of plutonium [in small pieces!] under the pyramid of Cheops during its construction there'd still be [most of it] pounds left.")

    Anomolous results from attempts to locate rooms in a large pyramid by cosmic-ray ocultation.

    The discovery of a large deposit of depleted uranium in western Africa. (This had been explained by geologists as the ash of a natural water-moderated reactor that formed in river-delta sediment and ran at a few hundred watts for centuries, but for the rap I proposed tailings from ore enrichment.)

    The discovery of dry-cell batteries (carbon rod / caustic paste / metal can / asphaltam seal in pottery urn, explained as probably being used for electroplating) in an early Egyptian dig, combined with the observation that modern civilization went from the carbon/zinc dry cell to nuclear bombs and power reactors in under two hundred years, while Egyptian civilization stood for several THOUSAND. ("So why didn't THEY get to nuclear reactors. Well, what if they did?")

    A speculation about Egyptian scientific naming conventions being analogies with a conceptually-related myth. (After all, WE did this before we got into acronyms, especially when naming the radioactives. Consider: Uranium, Plutonium, Thorium, ...)

    There was a lot more. But this gets us to the hunt for waste disposal sites.

    How do you get rid of the waste? How about hauling it out into the desert and piling rocks on top of it? But it will be dangerous for hundreds of thousands of years. How do you mark it to keep your distant descendants out of trouble?

    "Here lies the-one-like-unto-the-sun-god (Tut-Ankh-Amon). Do not enter here and do not take the relics. If you do you will get SO sick. You will puke for days, your hair will fall out, your skin will fall off. If you survive that you will likely die of painful lumps, become impotent or nearly so, and if you manage to have descendants that aren't stillborn their line will be cursed by deformities for generations."

    (At one point I thought of doing a psudonymous nut-cult-style book on the subject, with the bulk of the evidence of the former civilizations destroyed in a thermonuclear exchange between Atlantis and Mu, and the Egyptian fraction of civilization's technical base being lost under the Sahara - which is a very recent desert. I probably could have brought in the stories of the flood and maybe the plagues of Egypt. But that's beyond the scope of this post.)

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  137. Re:Nuke-power generates CO2 too! among other probl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of them is that the winning,transportation and preparation of the necessary uranium costs so much energy (it's present in only very small percentages in it's ores)that the CO2-production in that stage already equals that of the amount produced by winning the same amount of energy the uranium produces + what's needed to produce the uranium

    Total bullshit. It sounds like another Green "statistic" pulled out of thin air.

  138. Article short on facts, long on opinion by fatbastard10101 · · Score: 1
    Douglas Cruickshank is a senior writer for Salon.

    I think that explains it all. A science project or development gets treated as pop culture, a way to make a comment on the state of our society. Typical for Salon.

    Cruickshank and most of the responders misunderstand the purpose of the project. The only danger is in deep drilling on top of the repository. You could farm on top of the site to no ill effect. However, if you settled there, 20 generations later, your kids might forget the message. The scary messages are simply to keep initial primitive settlers out to avoid this "terror creep" or acclimatization to the warning. The monument will act as a physical barrier to initial settlers. Would you try to establish a town in between huge, jagged pillars or inside a hulking labyrinth of cubes? You might get curious and check it out, but you not going to raise a family there. Anyone with the ability to perform deep drilling or move 46 ton granite blocks as part of a archaelogical dig would presumably be deterred by the warning.

    Furthermore, Cruickshank doesn't really comprehend the magnitude of 100,000 or even 10,000 years. If you think you understand how things are going to be then, you surely don't.

  139. William McDonough is truely a visionary. by ClarkEvans · · Score: 2

    Designer William McDonough is a very thoughtful and moving speaker; he damn near brought me to tears (and fuming with anger) when I heared a speech of his at the Press Club in Washington, D.C. It was simply a wonderful speech. I double the recommendation...

  140. Re:My proposal [OT OT] by fatbastard10101 · · Score: 1

    I think all the low battery warnings should be like that sad Russian bear crying in "Red Planet."

  141. Here's a theory by sparx · · Score: 1

    6000 years from now, our fear and loathing of radiation will seem as silly to the advanced civilization of the time as voodoo and boogey-men are today. Who knows, maybe in the future ppl will want to find the radioactive stuff so they can do something good with it?

  142. Skull with a bullet hole. by Kedyn's+Crow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As others have said the Skull and Cross Bones can be mistaken by other cultures in the present and will likely lose it's meaning in the future. I think that a better sign would be a skull with a bullet hole in it. Even if this sign is read by a pretechnological culture they would recognise the the shape of the skull and that it was damaged. And since a damaged skull usually results in death the warning would be as clear as is possible

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  143. Does ANYBODY care to be optimistic here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All of this crap about putting up stonehenges...

    Who says humans won't be extremely technologically learned in 10,000 years when we will have warp drive and invisible force fields like they do on star trek.

    Don't you think by the time 10,000 years is near over we will have the technology to move this waste someplace else where it isn't in the way? Or do you all want to be pesimists and say humans will be extinct by then or not know what radiation is?

    For that matter I doubt we will be living here in 10,000 years..we'll live somewhere else on another planet.

    Sheesh.

  144. if these people care about the future so much ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if these people designing this care about the future so much, why don't they say

    'HEY! digging up all the dispersed nuclear shit we can find, and concentrating it into one area is going to fuck up our future generations no matter what!'

    and put a stop to this mess. does it really make sense to destroy our world like this? we need more investigation and initiative into renewable energy.

    picture it. instead of every house having black roofs, they have solar panels which provide power to the house and more. we use the in-place power lines for when its cloudy (and the next city over is sunny). doesn't make sense to let that sun go directly into heat when we can do something with the entropy instead.

  145. The Egyptians had it right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simply use Egyptian style illustrations.
    Show a man approaching a drawing of the site. Show the site "glowing". Then the man puts his hands up to his face cowering in horror. And then show him colapsing.

  146. We shoulda started storing it on the Moon... by TWX_the_Linux_Zealot · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Can you imagine what could have been if NASA had been quick enough to begin the construction of a full-fledged outpost on the Moon in the 1970's? I we could have stored the spent nuclear material on the Moon, where no one can (at least currently) mount a safe expedition. We could have had this up and running by the end of the 1990's, and if worst comes to worst, and the stuff exploded or something, all that would happen is that the Moon would be sent out of orbit or something, off to have it's own adventures...

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    1. Re:We shoulda started storing it on the Moon... by cptgrudge · · Score: 1

      Yeah, out of its orbit...and possibly right into Earth. Or at least no more lunar tides.

      But as far as other planetary bodies go, if we ever actually begin manned missions to Mars, perhaps we should watch for things like this there.

      Yeah, who knows if there ever was (or is) life there, but the fact is, we don't know for sure. Perhaps if there was a civilization on Mars at one point, they were talking about how they could convey the message "Bad, Don't Touch" to the descendants of those "damn mammals" on Earth in the case that the Martians left.

      Probably a long shot. Oh well.

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    2. Re:We shoulda started storing it on the Moon... by lsdino · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine what could have been if NASA had been quick enough to begin the construction of a full-fledged outpost on the Moon in the 1970's? I we could have stored the spent nuclear material on the Moon, where no one can (at least currently) mount a safe expedition. We could have had this up and running by the end of the 1990's, and if worst comes to worst, and the stuff exploded or something, all that would happen is that the Moon would be sent out of orbit or something, off to have it's own adventures...


      This is all fine and dandy until Challenger 2 happens with a load of radioactive material, and then we're screwed.

    3. Re:We shoulda started storing it on the Moon... by sketchy_gomez · · Score: 1

      Yah, that's not expensive or anything...

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    4. Re:We shoulda started storing it on the Moon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need to find a way to use nuclear waste as an
      energy source. I bet your moon colony would figure it out.
      More likely they'd send it back to earth. (Isn't there a Heinlein story
      something like that?)

    5. Re:We shoulda started storing it on the Moon... by Ambient+Sheep · · Score: 1

      Did none of you guys spot that TWX's post was a joke based on a Space 1999 reference? (TV sci-fi show from the mid-70s)

      Apparently not.

    6. Re:We shoulda started storing it on the Moon... by TWX_the_Linux_Zealot · · Score: 1

      " Did none of you guys spot that TWX's post was a joke based on a Space 1999 reference? (TV sci-fi show from the mid-70s)"

      Yeah, after a day or so of checking up on the post, I was beginning to become concerned that Slashdot didn't have any sci-fi geeks of any note left...

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      IBM had PL/1, with syntax worse than JOSS,
      And everywhere the language went, it was a total loss...
  147. Why only use comminucation? by Mike1024 · · Score: 2

    What they could consider is lots of warnings away from the center site, but if you start digging towards it, disregarding the warnings, you could drop dead before digging in far enough.

    This would need to be some sort of long-life, non-contagious biological agent - like Anthrax, but longer lasting.

    Any digging effort would be quickly abandoned if all the people who got within 500m of the site were dead within days. If the nature of the site was ever forgotten, and people tried to dig down to it again, they die, the site is closed off, and people remember not to come back for a few decades. Sure, some people would die, but it beats having our radioactive fuel rods on dsplay in schools and museums.

    Of course, it would be difficult to come up with a bioagent that would last more than about 50 years. And I wouldn't be that comfortable with the US government commisioning research into long-life, highly lethal poisions...

    Michael

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  148. You cannot guarantee our minds by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
    Some "paradigm shift" (welcome to buzzspeak, ladies and gentlemen) might occur that changes the way we think completely long before this waste is not toxic. In the end we really have two options.

    One: Build a space elevator, put the stuff into orbit, and send it into the sun, or to points beyond our galaxy. Though if there IS intelligent life out there, sending nuclear waste out randomly will more likely piss them off than anything.

    Two: Bury the stuff so soundly that no one without fairly advanced knowledge can actually GET to it, and label it with logical symbols/diagrams which describe nuclear waste. Anyone smart or able enough to get to it will be able to understand it.

    There are really no other options, unless someone comes up with a reasonable way to strip it of its radioactive burden. Just because we have no way to do that now doesn't mean we won't within 100,000 years.

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  149. hmm... by krypto246 · · Score: 1

    This project is brings up some interesting questions about what Art is, and how it works. To be effective, a warning must be a truely universal work of art, understandable by all. IT should make the danger clear, but at the same time not try to scare people with superstition which may just attract more people then it deters.

  150. Oklo Mine by Unxmaal · · Score: 1

    http://www.physics.isu.edu/radinf/oklo.htm

    Interesting article regarding the Oklo natural nuclear reactors.

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    1. Re:Oklo Mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Cute. Especially the "control" mechanism: if the reaction was going too fast, it would evaporate away its own moderator, and thus slowing down itself.

      I only wonder what would have happened if for some reason there was suddenly a really large influx of water (floods, sinking of the continent under the sea (we are talking geological timeframes here), bursting of a natural dam, ...). Could we then have had a natural nuclear bomb rather than merely a natural nuclear reactor?

  151. Klingon Signpost by Servo5678 · · Score: 2
    This place is not a place of honor.

    Hmm, it sounds like the DOE hired the Klingons to come up with the signs for this project.

  152. Reality check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $200,000,000.00 to protect hypothetical future archaeologists from radiation poisoning? When millions of people in this country can't get health insurance? Or millions worldwide dying from preventable diseases?

  153. Nuclear Priesthood by Mirele · · Score: 1

    Back in the early 1980s, when I was an undergrad at the University of Texas at Austin, I took a class in *something* which had a lot of stuff about "sign", "symbol", "signified" and "signifier" in it. (God help me, but I don't remember what it was about.) Anyway, the only thing I did get out of this class was a visiting lecture by a linguist who had been contracted by the Department of Energy to come up with signs to put on a proposed storage place (which became Yucca Mountain).

    Anyway, the upshot of this guy's work was that there was no sign that could be devised that would carry the symbol of "danger" for 10,000 years. Instead, he proposed to the DOE that they come up with a "nuclear priesthood", a caste of people who would pass down from generation to generation why it was so important not to go near the storage place.

    I've forgotten everything else I learned in that class, but I did remember that lecture. Wish I could remember the name of the guy who proposed this solution. Unfortunately, I don't have the bandwidth here for a 19MB download.

  154. What if it IS treasure? by justfred · · Score: 1

    I've read articles that say we have sufficient science to reprocess current "waste" materials, at best producing some small amount of electricity, at worst degrading the material to a more harmless state. It's just not cost-effective at this point, and the majority of the "bulk" of waste materials is low-level (soiled protective gear, cleaning materials, medical devices, etc).

    What if a few thousand years in the future, a pit of mixed plutonium/uranium/cowboynealium can be easily used as fuel (or at least, cleaned up or processed away). But we've made it so difficult to get to or extract safely that reprocessing is impossible.

    As discussed earlier, in the future either they'll have knowledge of radioactive materials, or they won't. If they DO then we need to communicate effectively what the materials are so they'll know what to do (or not do) with them.

    Something to the effect of "We considered these extremely hazardous materials dangerous enough to hide them here; but if you know what to do with them, here's what you'll find below." Then put unattractive (barrels of warm goo as opposed to pocketable artifacts?) materials nearer the entrance that will kill the curious/clueless quickly before they get too far (letting their survivors know how nasty it is) - but will give the knowledgeable some idea of our processing technology.

    That and copious quantites of C4H12N2 (1,4-Diaminobutane, aka Putrescine - the smell of rotting flesh).

  155. The Obvious Approach by MagikSlinger · · Score: 2

    Scatter ceramic markers composed of the very material being stored. Not enough to kill, but enough that anyone with a geiger counter will notice something's wrong even in 10,000 years time. They dig up a marker and analyse it and figure out that this must be some nuclear site, including what is actually stored there so they can decide best how to deal with it.

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    1. Re:The Obvious Approach by Tazzy531 · · Score: 2

      Interesting thought...I wonder if the Egyptologists used geiger counters when they opened the pyramids? But think about it, an archaeologist is not going to see blocks of ceramics as danger, but more of artwork. They will pick it up and play with it before they realized that they are getting sick.

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    2. Re:The Obvious Approach by MagikSlinger · · Score: 2
      Interesting thought...I wonder if the Egyptologists used geiger counters when they opened the pyramids? But think about it, an archaeologist is not going to see blocks of ceramics as danger, but more of artwork. They will pick it up and play with it before they realized that they are getting sick.

      No, Egytpologists don't, but Anthropologists usually have to follow biohazard guidelines when digging up human remains. Also, archaeologists are carrying around geiger equipment these days (handy in dating ceramics -- which is what my proposed markers are made of!). They also like to toss a bit of it into the ol' AMS, and they'll notice some really alarming samples.

      You see, I said not enough to HARM. Just enough of the stored material that anyone anaylzing the fragments would quickly realise what they're working with.

      "... they just laughed. They said, 'We'll tell them it's here.'"

      -- The Yakimah Tribe's response to the Hanford Hazardous Waste Monument Committee.

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  156. Nuclear Power isn't economicaly efficient. by glrotate · · Score: 1

    Nuclear never paid off on the claims of "too cheap to meter". It's very expensive. There are all of the technical reasons, such as tedious maintenance, and the fact that the technicians can only work for a few hours at a time.

    For Nuclear to be efficient it has to be run as a base load generator, however coal is so much cheaper it isn't even funny. The nuclear industry is subsidized by the Government, yet it still produces power that's twice as expensive per kilowatt hour than the alternatives.

    Nuclear is a shinning example of how the scientists said you could do it, but in the long run it didn't work as planned.

    1. Re:Nuclear Power isn't economicaly efficient. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuclear never paid off on the claims of "too cheap to meter".

      Got any evidence of the nuclear industry EVER making that claim?

      I didn't think so.

      For Nuclear to be efficient it has to be run as a base load generator, however coal is so much cheaper it isn't even funny

      The situation is exactly analogous to putting a $12,000,000/lb tax on rice, then claiming that "caviar is so much cheaper that it isn't even funny".

      Care to inform us about the REAL costs of nuclear power, rather than the inflated costs due to appeasement measures (technical and regulatory) aimed at the anti-nuclear idiots? Or about how much coal power would cost if it were regulated to a similar degree as nuclear power?

      I didn't think so.

      Fortunately the American public appears to be slowly regaining its sanity when it comes to nuclear energy.

    2. Re:Nuclear Power isn't economicaly efficient. by quax · · Score: 1

      Do you suggest that nuclear power production should be completely unregulated?

      I for one thing would at least like to see that a producer of nuclear energy was required to have an insurance that can cover all claims after any accident that affects the public health (in any scenario).

      What good does it if a cooperation that runs nuclear power plans is not able to cover all cost that a potential accident will cause? They either should be required to maintain a financial risk management themselves (i.e. by withholding large amounts of cash) or off-load the financial risk management to an insurance.

      Funny thing is, to my knowledge no insurance company on earth will enter such a contract with nuclear power producers, because the risk/damage scenario is so costly that no company that runs nuclear power plants can afford the necessary instalment payments.

      This implies that the risk posed by nuclear power plans goes unmanaged (from a financial standpoint). Thus it is handed back to the government(s) i.e. not regulating nuclear power generating companies or other highly invasive enterprises is subsidy by neglect.

    3. Re:Nuclear Power isn't economicaly efficient. by Ambient+Sheep · · Score: 1
      Nuclear never paid off on the claims of "too cheap to meter".

      Got any evidence of the nuclear industry EVER making that claim? I didn't think so.

      No, not on me, but I definitely remember seeing a British Public Information Film from the 50s that did indeed make that proud boast.

      Of course, whether that was a genuine opinion from within the nuclear industry, or just deliberate false propaganda to keep public opinion onside while they built their nuclear-bomb factory (Windscale, now known as Sellafield), I don't know.

      Talking of Sellafield, I'm no hippy, and am not always comfortable with everything Greenpeace do, but nevertheless this makes rather worrying reading...read the note at the bottom.Also, it looks like the U.K. needs to build its own version of this site to deal with all our own waste.

      But back to the original question. One quick Google later, if this rather dodgy looking webpage is correct, the phrase was used by the Chairman of the Atomic Energy Commission on 16th Sept 1954 in a speech to the National Association of Science Writers, although to be fair the nuclear industry was already retracting it within four years.

      Does that answer your question?

    4. Re:Nuclear Power isn't economicaly efficient. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you suggest that nuclear power production should be completely unregulated?

      No, I suggest that it not be subject to frivolous lawsuits from fuzzy-headed idiots that cause the price of a plant to jump tenfold.

  157. Re:Architect, idealist, pragmatist William McDonou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I the speech were important, then someone would have converted it to a standardized audio format (aiff, wav, vorbis, mp2, maybe even mp3?) so that anyone could hear it. The file you pointed at it obviously only intended for some closed, elite population. Why don't you just put up a web page that says, "No Niggers Allowed" or "Aryans Only"? That's effectively the same kind of thing you're doing when you publish audio on the internet, using an obscure formats like "ram" or "wma".

  158. 10,000 years of civilization .... hmmm .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In all of the discussion I haven't seen anyone
    touch upon the fact that civilization (by any
    definition of the word) is not older than
    10,000 years yet.

    The reason for this is scarely simple: 11,000
    years ago the current warm climate started (this
    is confirmed by - proxy - temperature measurements
    based on ice-cores taken from Greenland).

    Are we even sure that in 10,000 years a
    civilization *will* exist - i.e., people who can
    actually _read_ ?

    Toon Moene.

  159. stupid by RayBender · · Score: 1
    This whole argument is kind of stupid; just bury it deep enough that modern mining technology is required to get to it - i.e. that you can't tunnel through the rock without explosives, and can't bring up the tailings by animal power alone.

    The future is almost impossible to predict, but we can say the following: either our descendents will be as technologically advanced (or more) as we are, or they wont. If they are advanced they will know the danger and take precautions. If they are primitive then they won't be able to drive a mine shaft deep enough to get to the waste.

    A good example - look at the tunnel under the English channel. Napoleon tried to drive a tunnel there using early-industrial technology but had to give up. The technology required for that tunnel include electricity, advanced metallurgy, a good understanding of geology, and likely computers, seismic sensors and lasers (the latter three are required to avoid drilling into unstable rock). It's a solid bet that any society that posesses those technologies will also understand the atom and radioactivity (It's really pretty straightforward stuff). This is especially true given how many other technological artefacts will be lying around anyway.

    The thing that really pisses me off about these arguments is how they ignore the more obvious problems we are leaving to our descendants 10,000 years from now - like how to run an industrial society without either nuclear power or fossil fuels (we seem too afraid of the former and the latter will be depleted by then). Or how about the recent discovery of an asteroid that might possibly hit the Earth 900 years from now - shouldn't we be concerned about tracking that, and moving it if indeed it is on a collision course?

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  160. Problem with the "menacing Earhworks" design by ColGraff · · Score: 2

    Immense lightning-shaped earthworks radiating out of an open-centered Keep. It is very powerful when seen both from the air and from the vantage points on the tops of the four highest earthworks, the ones just off the corners of the square Keep. Walking through it, at ground level, the massive earthworks crowd in on you, dwarfing you, cutting off your sight to the horizon, a loss of connection to any sense of place.

    I could be speaking out of left field here, but doesn't this a rather temptingly defensible location? No use if people ten thousand years from now still have aircraft, but if we drop down to the technological level of say, the Aztec Empire - which is entirely concievable in 10,000 years - then I'd think this could be used for a very nice complex of fortifications. The scaryiness of the complex would only make it more attractive as a defensive position - "Our enemies will be afraid even to attempt an attack on us here."

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  161. They suggest dying blocks black in several designs by ColGraff · · Score: 2

    Can we make any black dye that won't fade in 10,000 years?

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  162. Problem with letting people get sick by ColGraff · · Score: 2

    "We have all become very marker-prone, but shouldn't we nevertheless admit that, in the end, despite all we try to do, the most effective "marker" for any intruders will be a relatively limited amount of sickness and death caused by the radioactive waste?" - from the WIPP marker paper.

    No, not really. Radiation sickness, unless you take a huge dose, does not kill all that quickly. It can take days to develop symptoms, and weeks to die. That's too big a stretch of time for people - especially in a non-technological, non-scientific society - to form a causal link. It sounds silly, but as late as the 1800s people were drinking from contaminated wells in England and other "civilized" countries, getting sick, and not realizing there was a causal link.

    And bear in mind, human beings in 10,000 years may be no more than savages. It seems unreasonable to expect such people to reason that only those who wander through the Forbidden Scary Place get sick. Especially when one considers, also, that radiation poisoning would probably not seem all that distinctive in a non-technological society. The victim has a rash, and lessions. These can be caused by anything from poor sanitation, to scurvy, to many other illnesses. The victims suffer naseau, diahrea, and death. But in a world without technology, without modern medicine, pretty much everything does that.

    In short, people stumbling on the site and getting sick is only self-correcting if the people are sufficiently advanced to make the neccessary reasoning, and have sufficient medicine that the symptoms of radiation poisoning are unique, or at least peculiar.

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  163. Not pragmatic enough to use a proper audio format! by SPYvSPY · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Stop propogating this RealNetworks nonsense. Your points about this person's intelligence are negated (and then some) by the choice of the Real format. Shame!! Shame!!

  164. Re:if these people care about the future so much . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    picture it. instead of every house having black roofs, they have solar panels which provide power to the house and more.

    I'm trying to picture who's going to PAY for this pipe dream and coming up blank.

    "He who refuses to do arithmetic is doomed to talk nonsense" -- John McCarthy

  165. Re:Architect, idealist, pragmatist William McDonou by Salsaman · · Score: 2
    Thanks, I enjoyed that.

    Have you seen Bruce Sterling's Viridian Design it's also similar and a very good read.

  166. ai by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a bit of a stretch to imagine a system for communication in (presently unknown) future languages somehow via an enduring embedded "intelligent" computing system which learns new languages as they evolve around the world ...

    or perhaps just intercepts the occasional explorer and eats their brain to gain relevant information.

    just trying to help ...

  167. It will take care of itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Future history will attach a curse myth to certain areas, bodies of water, etc.
    Superstition and control of society by religious zealots will ensure tomorrow what science cannot today.

  168. Re:They suggest dying blocks black in several desi by Tazzy531 · · Score: 2

    Reminds me of the huge monoliths in 2001: A Space Odyssey...

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  169. Marie Curie by rickbrodie · · Score: 1

    If it is virtually impossible for radioactive material to cause cancer, as you say, then what exactly did marie Curie die of?

  170. Teletubbies by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    Or Highlander II,Highlander II.5, or Highlander III

  171. Fools! by Cynical_Dude · · Score: 1

    10,000 years from now, some sort of asimovian space society will inhabit the earth. A bunch of history students will read through this debate while doing research in the united earth standard library and laugh their asses off.

    Here are a couple of things mentioned in these comments as likely occurrence during the next 10,000 years.

    * slaves
    * wooden tools
    * cannibalism
    * greens ;)

    HEY SPACE PEOPLE! I KNEW BETTER! NOW GO AND UNFREEZE ME FROM THE CRYOGENICS LAB ALREADY!!

  172. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummm, overrated?

    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't tell me how to mod.

  173. How to make sure nobody digs it up. by KFury · · Score: 2

    Put it in the middle of a big boring desert, inside a mountain, underground, surrounded by concrete and lead.

    And the put the markers underground so that, if someone tried to dig it up, or if erosion takes hold, the markers will be found before the bunker, but the markers won't be visible ordinarily, to prevent curious post-industrialites from camping out near the 'ruins'.

  174. The only perfect solution... by Cesaro · · Score: 1

    The only perfect solution is to get rid of the waste all together. Since we cannot currently do that, we must pick a next best solution. That next solution WILL be flawed. There is no place on earth that would be safe for 10,000 years from someone accidentally finding it and getting their curiosity piqued to enter the room. Just as every code can be cracked, every secret can be found. It simply takes time and motivations.

    So we must accept that our first model will not be perfect. Bottom line. Make something that will do for the time being and one that will be re-evaluated in the future.

  175. Hmmmm..... by Hex4def6 · · Score: 1

    I'd think that in 6,000 years' time that people would have fancy devices to detect radiation. Maybe they could call these futeristic devices "GEIGER COUNTERS" :)

  176. The Whole Collection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stile Project

    C'mon, you like it.

  177. Mr. Yuck by kooshvt · · Score: 1

    What about Mr. Yuck, the green face with his tounge sticking out. What ever happened to Mr. Yuck? I remember him from commercials or elementary school propoganda growing up in the late 70's early 80's. It taught children to stay out of mommy and daddy's medicine cabinet. Maybe it would work for keeping people out of mommy and daddy's nuclear waste as well. Just put up a bunch of bilboard signs with that face on them.

  178. Use a fail fast approach by firewrought · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I don't know how quickly exposure to radition can induces sickness, but my idea would be to surround an interior passageway with highly toxic radioactive stuff. If future peoples make it through the initial barriers and signage, they will encounter this room and fall dead (hopefully). This could prevent larger-scale catastrophes where the radioactive materials are distributed throughout a culture and cause mass sickness/death.

    Yah... there's lots of thing wrong with this, but it bears consideration.

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    -1, Too Many Layers Of Abstraction
  179. Take a leaf out of 2001 Space Oddyssey by -Harlequin- · · Score: 2

    Maybe I'm missing something, as this seems too obvious.

    The problem is not future technologically-advanced cultures, who understand radiation, have the means to notice it, etc etc, but cultures that have no such knowledge or understanding. So make something for that eventuality in mind.

    Now, the salt-flat geology (unchanged for 230,000,000 years so far) seems pretty stable, so the stuff can be buried deep enough that it is not damgerous to those on the surface. Leave it unmarked, and chances are no-one (or very few) will go there anyway - no fantastic monument to inevitably create the Tourist Industry of Doom.

    Solution: the monument is also deep underground. Like the monolith on the moon in 2001 Space Oddyssey, the very act of finding the monument is highly compelling evidence of advanced intelligence and technology. (ground-scans, geological magnetic mapping, other technologies).

    Any culture capable of detecting the monument must already know enough about radiation that warnings will be fairly quickly understood.

    Any culture that couldn't detect the monument is (a) the high-risk group, and (b) likely to turn any visible monument into a tourist attraction (or place of spiritual significance) anyway.

    Thus, for those for whom any monument would be worse than no monument, there is no monument and we hope that if the obfuscation fails, the storage depth will still suffice.

    If the ground shifts and the storage site comes up to the surface, it is marked by a warning monument.

    If the site is found by an advanced culture, the monument can actually work because the threat is describes will be understood as a reference to known phenomina, not some intriguing mystical curse.

    If an asteroid strikes the salt flat, well, you have bigger problems to worry about.

    That said, I feel that the practise of superficially lowering our living expenses (cheaper energy) by passing the cost onto future generations is unethical and immoral - we should bite the bullet and pay the full price of what we consume, as we consume it.
    Currently, paying a small premium for "green" power is not difficult. If the price is a problem, I feel it's better to tighten one's own belt than to continue living beyond my means and forcing other people to pick up your tab. I also think more people should think the same way.
    But everyone thinks that. :-)

    There is no shortage of energy. There is a shortage of energy that is as cheap as energy sources that we don't pay the full price for, but instead inflict on others in the name of greater goods (good for us, anyway).

  180. Not very likely... by thePfhitz · · Score: 1

    Embarassed? Hell no... I'll be long gone by then!

  181. can't tell you by fixed · · Score: 0

    I can't tell you how much it angers me to see "articles" posted on here that are blatant ripoffs of replys that other people made to other people's articles... This is the second day in a row that I've seen "news" on here that was actually just someone taking credit for someone elses posts... :sigh:

  182. Mayans by eples · · Score: 2


    I think the report is fascinating - I just watched a NOVA episode the other day about the Mayans and how difficult it was to understand their culture and language from just 1,000 years ago.

    I dunno about you guys, but "This is not a place of honor" would just make me want to keep digging if *I* was an archaeologist.

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    I'm a 2000 man.
  183. Life learned the msg if it still exists by then by CuteAlien · · Score: 1

    Most people didn't get the msg that playing around with nuclear power might be dangerous in the last century even thought they saw the effects of it. They won't probably get it ever reading some signs. Guess life will learn it the hard way... the one who survive the next 10000 years will be the creatures who can cope with it. They'll enjoy radioactivity like we do enjoy sunbathing... not really healthy but you get this nice color from it.

    But maybe i'm just to pessimistic about human intelligence...

  184. Carl Sagan letter @ end of PDF by eples · · Score: 2

    I know most of you won't see it, but Carl Sagan wrote a letter which is included at the end of the PDF in which he endorses the skull and crossbones symbol.

    It sickens me to see so many "+5 Funny" comments in this thread. Tiny brains.

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    I'm a 2000 man.
  185. Evolution in action by markmoss · · Score: 2

    The best way to guard something like this is to leave a little bit of the radioactive waste up on top, so those who sneak in there in spite of warning signs and what their parents told them will die horribly. And so, 50,000 years from now when even pyramid-sized warnings have worn away, the locals will still know, "Go up that mountain and you die. Happened to two brainless teenagers last year."

    So every five or ten years, some nitwit kids will decide to show how fearless they are and die -- so what? They'd probably have killed themselves and others driving recklessly anyhow. And it will help keep the nitwits from outbreeding the humans with sense...

  186. Missing the point... by mcraw · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of comments here that seem to seriously suggest some sort of warning system that involves killing the future explorers.
    I think you're missing the point... We're trying to keep people from being killed here. Its our fucked up, dangerous material that we're trying to take responsibilty for, and killing people to warn them off is not a way of acheiving that.

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    -Miles
    Fuzzy
  187. Pressed Holography by lostchicken · · Score: 1

    With the advent of photoresist, holograms can be made using nothing but steel, they are pressed.

    I don't know how long these things would last, but a danger sign in glorious 3D is much more likely to be understood than a stick figure.

    One can also make a hologram as a moving 2d picture, instead of a static 3d one. Perhaps a picture of the dump pulsating waves and a guy's guts spilling out might get someone's attention.

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    -twb
  188. Shakespeare or why this just won't work. by lostchicken · · Score: 2

    William Shakespeare's headstone reads "cursed be he who moves my bones" (or something like that).

    His bones were moved. People laugh at his warnings, and in about 400 years, we won't be able to say ANYTHING to scare off anyone.

    Our words will just seem silly.

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    -twb
  189. Forbidden Zone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In ten thousand years or so there will be radiological mutants that can implant thoughts into simian minds. :)
    But really, why not use some kind of holographic imaging to create a warning sign.

  190. This Place is Cursed by CoolGuySteve · · Score: 1

    The salon article makes fun of the probability that future civilizations will want to dig up the burial site more if we put a monument there. The major difference, however, between our burial and historical ones is that ours really is cursed. If we put huge diagrams of the symptoms of radiation sickness (figures vomitting, losing hair, becoming frail, etc., eventually leading to death) all over the place then when somebody actually has this happen to them after spending some time on the site, they'll get out of there pretty fast and probably tell their friends to stay away.

    Also, we need only worry about civilizations more primitive than our own, as any other civ will know about radiation and why we marked the site. This means that the rosetta stone idea, while making for a neat time capsule, will be wasted since we never bothered to research archeological sites in that much depth until recently (a couple centuries or so ago). The entire idea of trying to convey in plain text that it is not the site but something under the site which eminates dangerous energy rays seems far too abstract, we should instead concentrate of conveying the idea to people that the land itself is sick.

    The problem with my approach is that the land isn't that sick, the government article mentions that any radiation detected could be confused with background radiation. We should make it more radioactive on purpose to prevent permanent settlement, which is a major possibility if people of the future start thinking the site is sacred. Not marking the place at all is also not a very good option, as there is a good probability imho that somebody over the next 10,000 years will stay there for a while.

  191. One flaw. by Stoutlimb · · Score: 2

    There is one flaw with the massive stone grid design. Something like that would quickly fill up with windblown sand, sedimentation, tumbleweed, etc.. In just a few hundred years, the spaces between those cubes could easily turn it into a rough hewn stone field. Stones that large would make beautiful solid foundations for buildings. Then someone would dig a well.... POOF!

    Personally I think they should bury it REAL deep, in a crustal subduction zone. That way, the waste would be dragged down into the earth's core, and rendered harmless. The only problem being that areas like that are earthquake zones, so they would have to be very sure about the geology of the area.

  192. What about scientific/mathematical notation? by Mr+Bubble · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that what is needed is not something that is designed to provoke an emotion i.e. fear,or convey danger. what is needed is an unambiguous way to say, "Hey, there's nuclear material here." Let future generations come up with their own responses. Maybe they can use the material. Maybe they will want to avoid it. Who knows?

    How about scientific drawimgs that depict atomic structures, mathematical formulas that describe the fission process - something like that? I am not a nuclear scientist or a chemist, but surely there are images that can clearly convey that something is radioactive to anybody with enough science under there belt to consider drilling in the area? We wouldn't speak to aliens in Greek or Navaho - we would try mathematics as a presumably universal point of reference. Why not do the same here?

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    "The world is a construct of forceful imagination. Those who don't know walk around in the reailties of those who do"
  193. Re:The Little Engine That Could... Kill Us All by BtAFMB · · Score: 1

    For those who didn't see it, that title's from last night's The Daily Show .

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    "I have fallen off the wagon, for I am a slave to tea."
  194. Communication Measures to Bridge Ten Millenia by hofo · · Score: 1

    Back in 1980, the DOE commissioned a study for just this question. The document isn't available online, but a query sometime ago elicited this reply:

    NTIS Order No: DE84014459/HDM
    Title: Communication Measures to Bridge Ten Millennia
    Author(s): Sebeok, T. A.
    Performing Organization: Indiana Univ. at Bloomington. Research Center for Language and Semiotic Studies.
    Corporate Source Codes: 050994031; 9518019
    DOE Report No: BMI/ONWI-532
    Sponsoring Organization: Department of Energy, Washington, DC.
    Notes: Product reproduced from digital image. Order this product from NTIS by: phone at 1-800-553-NTIS (U.S. customers); (703)605-6000 (other countries); fax at (703)321-8547; and email at orders@ntis.fedworld.gov. NTIS is located at 5285 Port Royal Road, Springfield, VA, 22161, USA.
    Date: Apr 84 Pages: 43p NTIS Price Code: PC A03/MF A01
    Language: English
    Abstract: The Department of Energy created the Human Interference Task Force (HITF) in 1980 to investigate the problems connected with the post closure, final marking of a filled nuclear waste repository. The task of the HITF is to devise a method of warning future generations not to mine or drill at that site unless they are aware of the consequences of their actions. Since the likelihood of human interference should be minimized for 10,000 years, an effective and long-lasting warning system must be designed. This report is a semiotic analysis of the problem, examining it in terms of the science or theory of messages and symbols. Because of the long period of time involved, the report recommends that a relay system of recoding messages be initiated; that the messages contain a mixture of iconic, indexical, and symbolic elements; and that a high degree of redundancy of messages be employed. (ERA citation 09:037350)

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    You connect the dots, you pick up the pieces.
  195. Re:Architect, idealist, pragmatist William McDonou by Once&FutureRocketman · · Score: 2
    Yeah, McDonough knows what's up.


    If you're into his ideas, check out his book (just published) Cradle to Cradle

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    "Research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing." -- Wernher von Braun

  196. Why is this a "thousands of years" problem? by pls · · Score: 1

    Within less that ONE thousand years even the highest level reactor waste is no more radioactive than the rocks it was originally mined from. Certainly less radioactive than the Denver City Hall.

    You can find houses in England older than that still in use.

    ++PLS

  197. Re:Anyone know why the inscription includes Navajo by pls · · Score: 1

    Consider the location. There are more speakers of Navajo in the realtive vicinity than speakers of Russian.

    ++PLS

  198. All your base? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else feel that this could become the next 'All Your Base'?:

    This place is not a place of honor.
    No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here.
    Nothing valued is here.
    This place is a message and part of a system of messages.
    Pay attention to it!
    Sending this message was important to us.
    We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

  199. Re:Nuke-power generates CO2 too! among other probl by sjames · · Score: 2

    Total bullshit. It sounds like another Green "statistic" pulled out of thin air.

    Agreed. It also sounds like the equally false 'statistics' used against renewable energy sources.

  200. another alternative by twitter · · Score: 2
    A green face looking sick was suggested as an alternative.

    How about a purlple faced dinosaur?

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  201. Navajo!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in WWII, when the US military decided it
    needed a secure communication mechanism, didn't
    they choose to base their code language in
    Navajo? Wasn't one of the reasons they chose
    the language that it had NO WRITTEN RECORD, and
    was therefore more difficult for the Bad Guys to
    decode? If the language is oral only, then
    how are they going to write a warning in it?

  202. The time span is not that large. by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 2

    You don't need to put up warnings that last for tens of thousands of years. That's nonsense. Use the French process, which removes almost all the plutonium from the waste. Plutonium is not waste, it is valuable fuel - burn it up in reactors making more electricity. Without the plutonium, the waste pretty much falls into two categories: short-lived highly radioactive fission products, and weakly radioactive long-lived transuranics. In about 500 years, the fission products are pretty much gone, and the remaining radioactivity in the waste is about as much as that of the ore the uranium was mined from. If you separate out all the transuranics and burn them in reactors, the situation gets even better.

    Even if the plutonium were left there, what are the hypothetical miners 10,000 years from now going to find? Concrete vaults. OOo, interesting, break one open. What's inside. Steel casks. OOOoooo, fascinating, crack that open. Repeat a few times until they get to the center -- and what have they found? Beer-can sized cylinders of somewhat radioactive solid glass. Huh? That's not very interesting, and not worth anything. Even if they don't know about radioactivity (and how could they not, if they have the technological sophistication to dig this deeply?) they'd have to extract the plutonium out of its suspension in the solid chunks of glass to be seriously endangered by it.

  203. Excellent idea ... by Greedo · · Score: 1

    A warning sign that's printed in every current language and several dead languages, so that, even in the event of a global catastrophy wiping out most human knowledge, there's a good chance that someone would recognize the warning.

    Perfect! Now, how do you say "spent nuclear fuel waste" in Phrygian?

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  204. How about this by BattyMan · · Score: 1

    Build a large marker out of a common and valueless material, say granite, in sections too large to be practical to move. Build it in the shape of a periodic table of the elements. Ever seen the curved one, in which the rows go around and meet at what are usually the edges? It looks like an expanding spiral, and is quite distinctive.

    Prominently indicate the elements which are contained in the dump. Go ahead and put the atomic numbers in the element squares and prominently indicate the atomic weights of the radioactive isotopes. It would be useful to include drawings of the atoms illustrating the proton & neutron counts, but these would of course be useless by the time we get up to the elements which are radioactive. The first few drawings would be understandable, and would serve as a useful clue as to what the thing was about. Radioactive isotope nuclei might be drawn with neutrons or alpha particles flying away from them. Any civilization capable of understanding nuclear power or even molecular chemistry would understand such a symbol, though it might take them a couple of hours to get the numbers. Space aliens from another planet oughta be able to understand the distinct arrangement of the elements of the periodic table. It's not a cultural symbol, like a skull & crossbones, and it's NOT subject to misinterpretation. You either get it, or you don't.

    Yeah, it'd be a puzzle, but it wouldn't be that obscure, and it would take a hell of a lot less brains and effort to figure out its meaning than it would to dig down a couple of miles to find out firsthand what's down there.

    For the sake of the clueless you could keep the information kiosk and the multilingual messages. Sanskrit and Egyptian heiroglyphics are still understood. Engrish & Times Roman probably will be also, even in 10,000 years. The nuclear hazard trefoil symbol is likely to be around for quite a while, too.

    Then you just have to bury the waste deep enough down a hole blocked up well enough so that any ignorant primitives who may descend from us won't be able to get at it. 4 Km sounds like plenty, backfilled with concrete oughta thwart anybody without the sophistication necessary to understand a periodic table, or construct carbide-steel drills. How many wells or mines were dug that deep before the industrial
    revolution?

    If a nuclear war happens, it's a pretty safe bet that the survivors (if any) will understand radioactive isotopes, and for a very long time.

    I think it's as likely we'll find some _use_ for that crap, and will want to dig it up ourselves!

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  205. the obvious... by lommer · · Score: 1

    There is a fairly obvious solution.

    First, hide the site well enough that no civilization that hasn't discovered radiation should be able to find it. e.g. buried and behind obstacles that shouldn't be breakable without modern equipment.

    Second, sprinkle trace amounts of radioactive material aroun the surface. Not enough to be dangerous, but enough to attract the attention of anyone with a geiger counter (or futuristic equivilent.) Thus if the site is discovered by a civilization of comparable technological level to us, it will most likely be discovered by its unique radioactive signature. You can only hope then that if site was discovered because it was radioactive that the archeologists would keep some sort of geiger counter on hand and realize it when it became too dangerouse to continue.