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Comments · 49
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Re:Honorable Mention
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Seems very similar in concept to Rail
It's more compact, but the control flow seems very much like Rail.
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Re:They took the worst part of Python
Like I said, this is rarely a problem in practice.
In some languages it never happens at all, ever, which frankly seems like a good thing to me.
And why should it- it's called "whitepace" for a reason, and that generally means it shouldn't matter. Why should a missing (or extra) space crash your program?
If you like whitespace so much, why not program in it?
Whitespace: https://esolangs.org/wiki/Whitespace
Unispace: https://esolangs.org/wiki/Unispace
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Re:They took the worst part of Python
Like I said, this is rarely a problem in practice.
In some languages it never happens at all, ever, which frankly seems like a good thing to me.
And why should it- it's called "whitepace" for a reason, and that generally means it shouldn't matter. Why should a missing (or extra) space crash your program?
If you like whitespace so much, why not program in it?
Whitespace: https://esolangs.org/wiki/Whitespace
Unispace: https://esolangs.org/wiki/Unispace
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Re:Biometric Analysis is Inadequate
Cows say moo. MOOOO! MOOOO! Moo cows MOOOO! Moo say the cows.
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Re:This is Java code
The code is less readable if you test for internal version numbers such as 4.00 or 4.10 instead of strings like "Windows 95" or "Windows 98" which everyone is familiar with.
I think you should stop using esoteric programming languages that don't support comments.
Even BrainF**k and WhiteSpace support comments - as long as you don't include punctuation or spaces...
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No problem
Some of our best CS minds are already working on it.
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Re:There is no language superiority
Brainfuck was designed for a reason seems to have been quite successful at it.
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Re:Thank goodness
Last time I checked, it's possible to write spaghetti code in any language. Of course, there are some languages in which it is impossible to write anything _but_ spaghetti code, but he wasn't talking about them.
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Re:AutoMan: language for programming with people
Sounds like a slightly un-sillified reincarnation of my favorite esoteric language, IRP?
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Re:No
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Re:I love lolcode
I discovered this language some years ago. If I remember correctly, the language was developed after a late-night drinking binge. There are some languages that use MIDI music files as their source code; e.g., Velato.
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Re:I have a shorter Tetris implementation
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Re:The plural of anecdote
It's not about "simulating workflows", it's really a distributed parallel 2D programming language in a pretty graphical wrapper.
So, technically, it's part about part about proper thread synchronization avoiding deadlocks, race conditions and resource starvation, part about distributing workload between processes for optimal throughput and the puzzle part about laying out the algorithm in a limited program memory.
I hate when my brain's idling, so when I'm out of intersting problems at work, I really love to compensate with puzzles like this in spare time.
That said, it doesn't mean those are only games I play, "just log in and blow shit up" is a separate need.
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Re:Perl
No, Malbolge would be a better fit for that. To wit:
The first "Hello, world!" program written in it was produced by a Lisp program using a local beam search of the space of all possible programs.
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Re:Locking is a good thing
Great! And we can program it in Intolerant.
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Re:Variety
I can't possibly agree with this more than I do. Day to day, I code in Ruby now and -- despite some 'flaws' in the language -- I love it. It's fast to code in, flows well and I can get the ideas in my head expressed decently. That being said, I have coded in quite a few languages for fun and to see how they work and how well I work with them. I love esotoric languages and in their oddness, they have taught me new ways of thinking sometimes, often as a surprise to me. (My favorite by the way: Rail -- just a fun language to play with.) I've done C, C++, Java, but they never give me the thrill of using something like Lua, tcl, Pike, and various other lesser-known languages. If I didn't go out and explore and look for new (to me) languages, I doubt I'd be any good at what I do or have nearly as much fun doing it. All of the nitty-gritty details of CS and languages aside, it's fun to see how other people have come up with giving the same instructions to a computer; it's all machine-code in the background afterall.
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Re:Is it just me ?
Look up concatenative languages, such as Joy (http://www.latrobe.edu.au/philosophy/phimvt/joy.html); I wrote Underload (http://esolangs.org/wiki/Underload) as a sort of minimal expression of the same idea. Both of those languages effectively allow you to create arbitrary first-class functions despite having no form of function literal, and no concept of a closure, and work fine without garbage collection. However, doing things that way you have to do things differently from more standard functional programming languages.
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Re:klingon?
No, you're thinking of Var'aq.
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Re:Examples are not nerdy
It was far more nerdy to brag about how you programmed your computer or calculator to compute Pi to the 100th decimal place.
Or, you could have programmed your computer or calculator with the Pi language, which would be even more nerdy.
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Esoteric Languages
For esoteric languages, see: http://esolangs.org/wiki/Main_Page
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BF Instruction Minimalization
You might want to take a look at this.
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Re:brainfuck?
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Re:brainfuck?
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Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
Woah!
Wow! Researching these esoteric programming languages has been more than a brainfuck - it is positively a brainfuck++. Nay, I'm sure just reading of them is causing an irreversible loss of knowledge of real programming languages - that must surely qualify as a quantum brainfuck whereby both cannot be fully comprehended at the same time.
Man, now I really feel like a dumbf*ck! Fuck, Fuck! Double fuck!
The bad news is that my pointy haired boss has ordered that all development switch to his new favorite language. I think he may have been smoking something.
This is bad for me because he has now had to ask me to go ahead and come in on Saturday. This means I will have to cancel my date, who has real come hither eyes, and I was so confident it was going to be a real beneficial[0] night[1].
I wish I could get all my ducks in a row so I could give him a swift kick with my size nines so he walks funny for a week, flick him the V and leave this crummy company; that would rock!
[0] High five!
[1] Unlike the last one, on which the lady gave me an unexpected present. -
MalbologeMalbologe, a language so painful it took two years just to write a "Hello World" for it:
(=<`:9876Z4321UT.-Q+*)M'&%$H"!~}|Bzy?=|{z]KwZY44Eq0/{mlk**
hKs_dG5[m_BA{?-Y;;Vb'rR5431M}/.zHGwEDCBA@98\6543W10/.R,+O< -
Re:Perl
http://esolangs.org/wiki/Thue
A language with one operator.
http://esolangs.org/wiki/Unary
One of my favorites; man is simply 56623 0s. -
Re:Perl
http://esolangs.org/wiki/Thue
A language with one operator.
http://esolangs.org/wiki/Unary
One of my favorites; man is simply 56623 0s. -
Re:What about l'Hopital?
I like to think about it in practical terms. I had zero apples, and I divided them among 0 people. How many apples does each person have?
Well... if you do strict accounting on everything that happened, not only do you have nobody to give apples to (not that they would have gotten any), but, and this is the important part, when you try to find out how many they have, you'll find that you don't have a reference to anything that might have a value. That's why this doesn't happen in reality (or if it does, it silently ignores a conservation law, and simply exiles a bunch of matter/energy from the universe.) In the case of 0/0, it's a no-op and why are you asking questions? You might as well be trying to debug the null program.