Domain: flyingspaghettimonster.org
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Re:Ridiculous
I guess this means search engines in general should only show URL results and nothing else, heck even the title of the page may be copyrighted.
Then a "totally legal" search for flying spaghetty monster would look like this:
http://www.venganza.org/ http://www.venganza.org/games/index_large.htm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Mons ter http://flyingspaghettimonster.org/ http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Mons ter http://blog.pietrosperoni.it/2005/08/28/duck-and-c over-and-the-flying-spaghetti-monster/
I guess it would be quite fun.
PS: Is anyone wondering why did that website had "subscriptors only" messages not only available for the public but only accessable by links? -
And in breaking news ...
If they refuse to believe in evolution, they won't recognise their own de-volution when it kicks in.
Did I say when ... ?
Or maybe they just need to elect the Flying Spaghetti Monster as their next president!
http://flyingspaghettimonster.org/ -
Moment of Creation
enabling scientists to probe the moment of creation itself
In other words, scientists will get a touch of His Noodly Appendage, and a bath in His Mighty Sauce. -
As to why Intelligent Design not also taught
And why is it that Intelligent Design isn't tought in schools? It's a big conspiracy, I tell ya. Look at the eye, man! We're talking like scientist, so we should be accepted like scientists, right?
Because they'd have to give equal time to Pastafarianism, the concept that the Flying Spaghetti Monster made us as a joke, not in His image, since His Noodlynous is both invisible and resembles a large flying plate of spaghetti with meatballs.
Remember, the reason for Global Warming is our severe lack of Pirates. -
They're not heretics, they're ignoring the science
it's like pretending that the Flying Spaghetti Monster, instead of being the all-powerful invisible being he is, created man in his own image.
I mean think about it, we don't even look like a plate of spaghetti, our heads don't look like meatballs, obviously we weren't created in His image.
And just as obviously, Global Warming is all a result of the severe lack of Pirates today.
Now, wake up and smell the lack of Pirates. Get crackin, matey! -
Re:Outragous! I must protest with fish sauce
Actually, that would be a clever little joke on the creator's part. Perhaps include a "-dogma" commandline switch that does just that. If they really wanted to get some reactionary types mad, they could even include various modes for all of the crazy creation myths from various world religions.
I for one am looking forward to the -noodly version, where Pirate Fish roam the seas, preventing Global Warming, as our Great Noodly One, the Flying Spaghetti Monster invisibly floats overhead.
My catma ate your dogma. Yum! -
I claim prior art
by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who created the universe and thus has copyright, or is it copyleft, well he has lots of invisible tentacles anyway - to the whole fake religious controversy idea in the first place.
I mean, heck, He/She/It's a cartoon drawing and He/She/It's a God, and didn't create us in His/Her/It's own image because we're imperfect, so it makes just as much sense as suing someone for such a thing ... -
Good thing yahoo not in Iraq
because right now even using the word for a shrine can get you killed.
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oh, wait, they are.
whatever.
Good thing The Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't care if you use his/her/its name ... -
Re:What is this dial-up of which you speak?
I myself had to "downgrade' for several months when I had no income.
That's why God invented Public Libraries.
They have broadband for the most part. And some have free wireless too. -
Good thing Flying Spaghetti Monster is ok
I was worried Yahoo would ban my religion.
Wonder what they'll do to all those guys named Jesus?