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"We've been studying primes for a long time, and no one spotted this before," said Andrew Granville, a number theorist at the University of Montreal and University College London. "It's crazy."

I imagine the number theorist in a shower cap screaming "it's crazy as hell!".

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/vie...

Who couldn't like his face?

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Through a technique called spectral beam combining, multiple fiber laser modules form a single, powerful, high-quality beam that provides greater efficiency and lethality than multiple individual 10-kilowatt lasers used in other systems."

Hmm, what does that remind me of...

You mean this kind of blind spots? http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4289015/fallout-2-smoking-eyes-o.gif

Articles should include a link to the relevant video.

I found this gif of the event: http://stream1.gifsoup.com/vie...

You're welcome.

... the "general" militia (i.e., everybody) was NOT "well-regulated".

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/55466/everyone-o.gif

You're using nearly a decade worth of 2.6 kernel releases, covering at least 40 distinct releases, to compare to a single product release from MS? And you call ME a fail? I think you need to go take a few statistics classes, because you are completely off your bat shit insane rocker if you think this is even in the same universe as a sane comparison.

Let's take a look at the 5 Secunia releases for 2.6 in 2013, shall we?
This is from the page you linked to in your "open sores" rant, BTW:
http://secunia.com/advisories/graph/?type=cri&period=2013&prod=2719

One of them not critical at all, and the others "less" critical. For Secunia, "less" critical means it's hardly a vulnerability at all. It cannot result in your computer being taken over, it cannot result in any serious information leakage, and it can't do anything without the user doing something to cause it.

Similarly:
http://secunia.com/advisories/graph/?type=fro&period=2013&prod=2719

NONE of them are remotely exploitable.

What they can do:
http://secunia.com/advisories/graph/?type=imp&period=2013&prod=2719
Half of them can DoS your computer. Really. A local DoS. So I can lock up my own computer and prevent myself from accessing it. That's not even a vulnerability as far as Microsoft is concerned.

BTW, do you notice how much more readable this is than one of your screeds? That's because I use knowledge and logic, rather than foaming at the mouth fury when I type my posts. How many keyboards do you have to replace because you've either pounded the keys into oblivion, or soaked it with spittle to the point where it doesn't work anymore?

I imagine you like this typing most of your posts:
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/257866_o.gif

I always thought that image was funny because it was so far over the top. Then I ran across you on here, and found out there are people who really are that passionate about being stupid.

Oh Really

Yeah, I know, an animated gif is a low-brow post, but this is how I see trying to eat food that's something like an optical illusion... I can't help that it's best described visually... so here:

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs7/2953647_o.gif

My experience has been that it gives you better compression than PNG, if you can fit your image in 256 colors, and don't need a full alpha channel.

For some reason there's a trend of converting movies to animated gifs.

American robots aren't much better.

If you drop a dog from a great enough height, they'll be air dried before they hit the ground :D

You know, I'd often wondered what would happen if a small army of say, 200 people, decided to march on Washington DC with unloaded weapons to make a point about the Second Amendment? And how the people are the ones in charge?

It seems I wasn't the first one with that idea. And it did not go well. Some uprisings have done a little better? But others have fared much worse.

At 4:45 p.m., commanded by Gen. Douglas MacArthur, the 12th Infantry Regiment, Fort Howard, Maryland, and the 3rd Cavalry Regiment, supported by six battle tanks commanded by Maj. George S. Patton, formed in Pennsylvania Avenue while thousands of civil service employees left work to line the street and watch. The Bonus Marchers, believing the troops were marching in their honor, cheered the troops until Patton ordered the cavalry to charge themâ"an action which prompted the spectators to yell, "Shame! Shame!"

So. My advice to you?

SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.

No, seriously. Shut. Up.

Don't tell the world what you are going to do. Don't post on the Internet. Don't organize via Twitter, or Facebook, or Slashdot or Reddit. Don't talk on cellphones, don't communicate via email unless you use PGP. Don't give the government-local or federal-any reason to look at you.

That way, when it is time to move, and time to start shooting, the government won't have time to react, and you might actually get something done.

Precisely my point. The evidence trail is more tainted and lacking than OJ's. In a real trial they couldn't possibly get a conviction with what has been presented. In a word, bullshit. I really am amazed (and impressed, actually) how so easily all of you swallowed the whole kielbasa, especially considering the prosecutorial misconduct of the past and present