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  1. crimes against music on The Swedish DJ Who Invented Industrially-Manufactured Pop Music (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    The evidence before the court is Incontrovertible!
    There's no need for the jury to retire.
    In all my years of judging,
    I have never heard before
    Of someone more deserving
    Of the full penalty of law

  2. wow on Several Popular Apps Share Data With Facebook Without User Consent (ft.com) · · Score: 1

    wow no way gasp i'm super surprised oh my stars garters amen

  3. You're holding it wrong! on iPhone Owners Irate After iOS Update Bricks Cellular Data (tomsguide.com) · · Score: 1

    Best performance is attained by gripping it tightly betweenst your butt-cheeks, good fellow.

  4. When they get 'there'... on Are the Wealthy Plotting To Leave Us Behind? (medium.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope that someone is already there to sanitize their telephones.

  5. any device? on Microsoft is Working on its Own Game Streaming, Netflix-Like Service (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Can't wait to dust off my Apple //e!

  6. Two years ago, if you had asked me... on The $100B Bet: The Meaning of the Vision Fund (economist.com) · · Score: 1

    I'd have said Linus Torvalds.

    And I would do the same today.

  7. Like the TARDIS on Is Elon Musk Greatly Exaggerating Tesla's Battery Technology? (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's bigger on the inside.

  8. Who is this Al guy? on A Big Problem With AI: Even Its Creators Can't Explain How It Works (technologyreview.com) · · Score: 1

    Also what is "apple" about this?

  9. more than hundreds of millions on Mobile Search Engine Baidu Goes Dark For Nearly 20 Minutes (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    "more than hundreds of millions"... if only there was a word for this...

  10. shamrock shake time! on McDonald's Hires Project Ara Design Team To Reinvent the Drinking Straw (fastcodesign.com) · · Score: 1

    Thanks for reminding me that it's time to make my once-a-year trip to the golden arches for the somewhat bizarre minty goodness that is the shamrock shake.

  11. That is totally unsurprising! on Scientists Find 'Oldest Human Ancestor' -- A Big-Mouthed Sea Creature With No Anus (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    NT

  12. enthusiastically predominate next-gen mindshare! on 'SingularDTV' Will Use Ethereum For DRM On A Sci-Fi TV Show (rocknerd.co.uk) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Monotonectally facilitate efficient intellectual capital! Enthusiastically strategize strategic paradigms! Credibly productize leading-edge scenarios!

  13. colon cancer, you say? on Breathalyzer That Detects Lung Cancer Early From a Single Breath Wins $100K Entrepreneurship Competition (mit.edu) · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder if it can detect cancer with other, err, bodily gas flows...

  14. who cares? on Twins Study Finds No Evidence That Marijuana Lowers IQ In Teens (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    Teen-agers should not be smoking cannabis. Legalize and regulate it like alcohol... 21+

  15. not a real choice on AT&T Chooses Ubuntu Linux Instead of Microsoft Windows (betanews.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In telcos, Linux is the successor to Sun/Solaris. It's been happening for a while now, and it really sped up a lot when Oracle bought Sun. Windows was never a real option here.

  16. Re:So crappy movie on Create Your Favorite Actor From Nothing But Photos (i-programmer.info) · · Score: 1

    Take that back! Looker is an awesome movie! An awful kind of awesome, but awesome nonetheless.

  17. actually... on When Does Software Start Becoming Malware? · · Score: 1

    Tuesday.

  18. great news! on Do We Need More Emojis? · · Score: 1

    This will be a boon to Duck Bacon producers everywhere!

  19. I can't wait! on Apple Testing Service That Allows Siri to Answer Calls and Transcribe Voicemail · · Score: 1

    Ample Text In Cervix Dad All Owls Siri 2 An Circles Ant Rans Ride Boys Males

  20. Dude, look at your hands! on (Your Job) Is a Video Game · · Score: 1, Funny

    They're, like, fucking amazing, aren't they?

  21. Re:Umm, bullshit. on DuckDuckGo Sees Massive Growth In Post-Snowden World · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Except that there is no such speculation.

    Well, there is now!

  22. This is what happens... on India Ends Russian Space Partnership and Will Land On the Moon Alone · · Score: 0

    ...when you do not do the needful! You get dumped!

  23. Model M here! on Mechanical 'Clicky' Keyboards Still Have Followers (Video) · · Score: 1

    Mfg. date: 7/31/92

    I have about 5 more in reserve, should be enough to last me until I can't type no mo'.

    clickity clickity clickity!

  24. get one now! on Baidu's Supercomputer Beats Google At Image Recognition · · Score: 1

    Only $7.42 including shipping! (AC adapter not included.) Estimated 21-47 days delivery time to USA.

  25. nonsense on The Medical Bill Mystery · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Screw this crap... Single payer soon, single provider eventually. Let's try to be a first-world country and not just the world's largest provider of bomb craters.