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Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

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Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

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Prostitutes, Pimps Ril Residents Of Ridgewood Curse, Expose Themselves In Street
by Jennifer Stevens

Angry residents of Starr Street and Willoughby Street attended last Monday's Citizens for a Better Ridgewood meeting to complain about the growing problem of prostitution near their homes. They complained that prostitutes can be found walking the streets where they live at any hour of the day"sometimes indecently exposing themselves or cursing at the residents of the neighborhood. Extremely frustrated by the constant presence of hookers and pimps, they asked Lieutenant Christopher Murray of the 104th Precinct what the police are doing to remedy this situation. Murray explained that 104th officers patrol those streets when they can, give out summonses and even make an occasional arrest. However, the lieutenant explained that no matter how many summonses cops give, or how many arrests they make, police activity will not stop the problem because the punishment for prostitution is no more than a slap on the wrist, or in most cases, a $50 fine. "They'll be right back out there the next day," he said. Lieutenant Murray suggested that the residents of those two streets get organized, band together and hold a protest march.

"You have to work together to try to get rid of them," he said. "The community has to get together as a group and take back the neighborhood." Murray did his best to convince the residents that forming an alliance, and then confronting these prostitutes as a group"if done consistently for a few weeks"would help to rid the neighborhood of the problem. Residents seemed upset by the fact that the 104th Precinct can't do more to alleviate this problem. P.O. Kathy Bonziglia urged residents to consider becoming "blockwatchers" for their street. A blockwatcher is affiliated with the 104th Precinct, and upon signing up, is given a code number which allows him/her to call the precinct and report crimes anonymously.

Some people asked what the difference was between reporting crimes anonymously and just calling regularly, as they do now. P.O. Bonziglia explained that when a person signs up to be a blockwatcher and then begins to call in to report crimes, the precinct considers that valuable information. For more information concerning Blockwatchers, click here [blockwatchers.com]




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BURGLARIES JUMP IN 104th PRECINCT
Thieves Prefer Headlights On Nissan Maximas
by Jennifer Stevens

Driven by an upswing in burglaries, general crime rose 14 percent over the past 28 days in the 104th Precinct, Captain Peter Loehle informed at last Wednesday?s COP 104 meeting in Maspeth. ?Burglaries, which have been our number one nemesis all year, are up 20 percent year to date,? said the 104th?s commanding officer. ?However, in the past two weeks, they?ve gone down 10 percent and 36 percent respectively.? Captain Loehle assured the public that officers had made two very good burglary arrests this month, so this trend may reverse. One consisted of a 51-year-old male Hispanic who was arrested on Linden Place. Officers later learned that this man had a previous record for homicide in the 1979s. The second collar took place on 58th Avenue. Police nabbed a 41-year-old male Hispanic after they were able to obtain a fingerprint of his from a local garbage can.

Two rapes took place in the last 28 days, but both perpetrators were known by their attackers. There have been six robberies in the last month, but the 104th made 15 collars for robbery last week alone, and robberies were down 36 percent that week. Grand larceny auto has risen slightly, as 59 cars have been stolen in the past 28 days. Grand larcenies are up 47 percent over the past 28 days. Captain Loehle reported that a lot of these larcenies consist of thieves stealing valuables out of people?s cars. The headlights on 2002 Nissan Maximas are hot items because they cost $800. In fact, five sets of these headlights were stolen in the past month, said Captain Loehle. The commander reported that the precinct was trying to come up with a way to mark the headlights, but no solution has been found yet. Loehle also urged people not to keep valuable items in their cars. There are also some scammers preying on individuals in the area. In one case, two African American women, 40-45 years old, target people on the street, saying that they?d found a pocketbook full of money, and want to share it with the victim. The victims are then asked to put up ?good faith money? from their own wallets or bank accounts before the thieves vanish with it. ?Beware of offers that sound to good to be true,? advised Captain Loehle.

On the enforcement side, 42 summonses have been written in the past month for driving while using a cell phone in the 104th. Fifty-five speeding summonses were issued over the past month, and 113 summonses were given out to people for blocked driveways, which continues to be the number one complaint received by the quality-of-life hotline.

Drag racing has been a major issue over the past few weeks, too. At Paige Place and Grand Avenue in Maspeth, the 104th has made nine felony collars and 37 misdemeanor collars, and has issued more than 500 summonses for illegal activity. Captain Loehle reassured the members of the community that any person caught drag racing would be arrested, and the car would be seized by the police.

Gang info Detective Christopher Jones of the NYPD Gangs Division made a special appearance that evening to give a presentation on the history of gangs and educate the public on how to spot gang members. ?Gangs in New York are nothing new,? said Detective Jones. ?There were gangs in New York City as early as the 1850s.? There are approximately one million gang members in the USA, said Jones, and there are more than 35,000 separate gangs. The average age of a gang member is 18, and males dominate these groups.

Gangs are generally out for the continued gain of quick cash and drugs, said Jones, but people join gangs for a multitude of reasons, i.e. peer pressure, attention, fear, curiosity, power and greed. Jones pointed out that there are many different ways to recognize a gang member, which include colors, clothing, accessories, symbols, graffiti, tattoos, grooming, nicknames, terminology, hand signs and rituals.

To combat gangs, Jones said that the best course of action is community outreach programs and after school programs. He also mentioned that DARE (Drug Abuse Resistance Education) and GREAT (Gang Resistance Education and Training) were very good programs which seek to remedy the rising gang problems in this country. For more information, click here [aol.com]



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Streamer - pirate radio for the digital age

I'm publishing this in response to the closing of Audiogalaxy and the imminent closure of many net radio stations at the hands of the RIAA and CARP. This can't be closed. I never did like bullies.

Streamer is an internet radio program that allows anyone to broadcast streaming mp3 music, to an unlimited number of listeners, from an internet connection as humble as a 56k modem, and with the broadcasting pc being fairly untraceable.

It works by relaying the mp3 data stream from one listener to the next, forming a branching tree with the broadcasting pc at the base. This is different to the normal method where all the listeners connect to a central server, and it means you don't need lots of server bandwidth. There is also no limit to the number of listeners, since each new one provides more relay bandwidth to the network.

It's also fairly untraceable because each streamer 'host' doesn't reveal any information about whether it is actually the transmitter or not, or where it is getting it's signal from. And I plan to make it completely untraceable for broadcasters who wish. Tax that CARP!. I hope you get the idea.

This is a beta version, work in progress. There's no clever network optimisation yet, or stuff to handle when listeners leave without disconnecting other downstream listeners. You are likely to get disconnections for large audiences. It definitely works ok for half a dozen or so people though, all using 56k modems. Enough to play your tunes to your mates :-)

Download streamer.zip
Check for updates regularly please, it doesn't happen automatically yet.

To install it:
Unzip streamer.zip into a new folder somewhere. It doesn't actually need 'installing'.

To use it: (quick guide)
Run 'streamer.exe'. You will see a DOS-type window, (this will be changed, but it's a beta for now). Your web browser should open, showing 'Streamer p2p relay radio', and a menu. If this doesn't happen, click on the file 'web', or 'web.url'.

Click 'configure'.
Set your internet connection speeds for upload and download, in kilobits (not bytes) per second. Examples: 512 & 128 for cable, or 56 and 33 for a 56k modem. Setting these too high will make streamer unreliable, too low will inhibit growth of the distribution network, and limit the choice of streams available. You can leave the default settings for now if you wish, it will still work.

Click 'Stations'.
If anyone on the network is broadcasting, their station name should show up in this list. Refresh the page if nothing shows up at first. If I am online and broadcasting, the station 'Mnementh's Disco' should appear. (MnementhVI or MnementhVII are my p2p user names).

Click on a station name to tune in.
The mp3 player installed on your pc should then open and connect to streamer. Winamp works fine, windows media player doesn't. If that opens, close it, start winamp, and drop the 'sound.pls' or 'sound' file onto it.
Streamer will ask the streamers on other pc's that it knows about for the audio stream, and eventually you should hear sound. It can take a couple of mins for the sound to start playing though, because of a bug. Be patient please. When Streamer is receiving data, rows of numbers scroll up in it's display. These show the state of blocks of data in the receiving buffer, are so I can see what's happening inside.
And that's it, music should flow within a couple of minutes. Let's start a broadcasting revolution!. A CARP-proof one!.

How it works

Streamer forms a decentralised network, making short lived connections with many other hosts to ask them individual questions. This is different to p2p systems like gnutella which makes semi-permanent connections to a few other hosts. Some questions streamer asks are 'tell me some other hosts you know about', 'tell me some broadcasting stations you know about'. If there is no reply, that host's 'not answering' count is incremented, and eventually it gets removed from the list. If an answer does arrive, the returned data is either added to the 'known hosts' list, or the 'known stations' list. There is a background flux of network messages, about 0.1k/sec or so, much less than gnutella.
You can add the IP of a host from the 'hosts' screen. The IP of my home PC is automatically added to the list each time you run streamer, and it remembers hosts from last time you ran it. Refersh the page to see hosts gradually appearing. All the extra numbers in the display are for debugging, you can ignore them. 'nr=' is the number of times that host has not replied. After a while Streamer stops asking dead hosts questions, and removes them from it's list.

Streamer keeps a list of stations it has learned about during each run. This list is cleared each time you run streamer, in order to prevent 'dead' stations hanging around forever. (which they can still do though, the station cache system needs improving). When you click on a station name to tune into it, streamer starts asking hosts that are also tuned the same station to send it the data stream. It also tries to collect more hosts who are also listening to that station.

Click 'tuning' to see the progress of seeking for a data feed. This page shows the name of the station you are seeking, and if you have a signal yet.

Streamer uses Winamp (or any other icy-200 mp3 streaming receiver) to actually listen to the mp3 data that it's receiving. No point re-inventing the wheel. Streamer is really just a method of shovelling the data around the network. It could distribute any kind of data stream, or even broadcast files.

If you are not actually listening to a station, running streamer on your pc will still help with network stability. It only uses a small amount of background bandwidth.

It uses three ports. 8462 to connect to winamp for output, or the plugin for input. 8464 for the web interface, and 8466 for all the main network traffic, which is all UDP to avoid that annoying TCP 'ack bottleneck' traffic jam.
'8466' is 2112 in hex, which I thought was an appropriate number. An audiogalaxy user posted a message on the AG site after the RIAA shutdown, saying the words 'We have assumed control, we have assumed control' where going round in their head. I prefer the words 'And the meek shall inherit the earth'.

To be a broadcaster.
It's quite simple. First you need something to create the mp3 data stream. I'm currently using the shoutcast dsp plugin for winamp. It's another wheel, although for copyright reasons I should probably create my own plugin to do the same thing. Get it from www.shoutcast.com. You have to sign their licensing stuff I think to download it. Anyone care to write a replacement plugin for streamer to use please? You may need an old version of the plugin to do very low bitrate streams.

Install the plugin, configure it to output to port 8461 (or maybe 8460, or 8462). Choose your mp3 format.
Remember that for the relaying system to work properly, each relaying pc needs to be able to upload 2 copies of the data stream, so don't go mad with the bitrate. My cable modem can do 128k up, so the max bitrate should really be just less than 64k if you are aiming for cable users. You need to allow some overhead for data resends, and general network traffic.

For 56k modem users, the best you can really do is 3kbps or so. My 56k modem can't even manage that, although they should do 33kbps up. Even this bitrate can only be relayed by a modem to one other pc, so you really need some helpful high bandwidth listeners to distribute the signal. I use an old version of the plugin for modem use, because the current one doesn't offer a low enough bitrate.

Next, edit the 'sblurb.dat' file. It's just a text file for your station's blurb, and shows up on the 'text' page in the browser view. Keep it less than 450 characters or so.

Run streamer, goto the 'configure' page. Edit your stations name and stream id, and substream 1's bitrate to match what you set in the plugin. Any number except 0 is ok for stream id. It's what streamer actually searches for when attempting to tune in. Set the data type to 'mp3'. This should happen automatically, but doesn't actually seem to.

Click the connect button on the plugin, and it should connect to streamer and start sending data. The 'tuning' page should then show your station's name, and 'on air' at the bottom. The song name stuff doesn't work yet.

Whenever other hosts ask for more stations, your streamer will now always send your stations name & info, so it should spread around the network. This isn't a very good method though, and low listener stations may be hard to find. To assist in station info propagation, all listeners also always send their current tuned station's info, so popular stations should be easier to find. Doing this compremises the anonimity slightly, so I'll probably take it out for stealth broadcasters.

You can 'stack' several streamers on one pc. Make a separate folder for each, and run them with command line 'streamer.exe 1' to add 10 to each port number, or 'streamer.exe 2' for 20, etc. Stacking is useful for testing your radio station. To tell one local streamer about another local one, enter 127.0.0.1:8466 on the 'hosts' page. Change the '8466' to '8476', or whatever is appropriate. If you enter no port number, it defaults to 8466. (There seems to be a daft bug with the port numbers sometimes though).

There's no listener count yet. To be added soon, along with stats to give some idea about the 'shape' of the data tree.
I also plan to add the ability to switch broadcasting pc's, so one dj can take over from another.

So what do you think? email iain@chaotica.u-net.com or icq 32952155

Or alternatively - try my psychedelic arcade game 'Spheres of Chaos'

If there's somethin' strange and you can't get wood
Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse

If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses

Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)

I can't hear you...(goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Louder goatsebusters!
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you can call goatsebusters!...(till fade)

If there's somethin' strange and you can't get wood
Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse

If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses

Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)

I can't hear you...(goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Louder goatsebusters!
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you can call goatsebusters!...(till fade)

If there's somethin' strange and you can't get wood
Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse

If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses

Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)

I can't hear you...(goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Louder goatsebusters!
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you can call goatsebusters!...(till fade)

If there's somethin' strange and you can't get wood
Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse

If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses

Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)

I can't hear you...(goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Louder goatsebusters!
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you can call goatsebusters!...(till fade)

If there's somethin' strange and you can't get wood
Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse

If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses

Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)

I can't hear you...(goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Louder goatsebusters!
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you can call goatsebusters!...(till fade)

If there's somethin' strange and you can't get wood
Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse

If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses

Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)

I can't hear you...(goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Louder goatsebusters!
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you can call goatsebusters!...(till fade)

If there's somethin' strange and you can't get wood
Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse

If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses

Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)

I can't hear you...(goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Louder goatsebusters!
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you can call goatsebusters!...(till fade)

If there's somethin' strange and you can't get wood
Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse

If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses

Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)

I can't hear you...(goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Louder goatsebusters!
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you can call goatsebusters!...(till fade)

If there's somethin' strange and you can't get wood
Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse

If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses

Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)

I can't hear you...(goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Louder goatsebusters!
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you can call goatsebusters!...(till fade)

If there's somethin' strange and you can't get wood
Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse

If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses

Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)

I can't hear you...(goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Louder goatsebusters!
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you can call goatsebusters!...(till fade)

If there's somethin' strange and you can't get wood
Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse

If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses

Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)

I can't hear you...(goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Louder goatsebusters!
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you can call goatsebusters!...(till fade)

If there's somethin' strange and you can't get wood
Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse

If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses

Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)

I can't hear you...(goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Louder goatsebusters!
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you can call goatsebusters!...(till fade)

If there's somethin' strange and you can't get wood
Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse

If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses

Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)

I can't hear you...(goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Louder goatsebusters!
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you can call goatsebusters!...(till fade)

If there's somethin' strange and you can't get wood
Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse

If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses

Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)

I can't hear you...(goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Louder goatsebusters!
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you can call goatsebusters!...(till fade)

If there's somethin' strange and you can't get wood
Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse

If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses

Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)

I can't hear you...(goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Louder goatsebusters!
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you can call goatsebusters!...(till fade)

If there's somethin' strange and you can't get wood
Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse

If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses

Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)

I can't hear you...(goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Louder goatsebusters!
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you can call goatsebusters!...(till fade)

If there's somethin' strange and you can't get wood
Who ya gonna call (goatsebusters!)
If its asshole's wide an' it won't look good
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse

If you're seein' Rob sucking on some head
Who can you call? (goatsebusters!)
An' anus stretched man sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
I ain't afraid a no goatse
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who ya gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
If you're all alone playing with your bone
Just call (goatsebusters!)

I ain't afraid a no goatse
I hear it likes the cock
I ain't afraid a no goatse
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Mm...if you've had a dose
Of a freaky goatse anus
You better call goatsebusters!
Fistin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no goatses

Don't get caught alone oh no...goatsebuster
When he cums on your floor
Unless you've just got some more
I think you better call goatsebusters!
Ooh... who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Ah, I think you better call (goatsebusters!)

I can't hear you...(goatsebusters!)
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Louder goatsebusters!
Who you gonna call? (goatsebusters!)
Who you can call goatsebusters!...(till fade)

BURGLARIES JUMP IN 104th PRECINCT
Thieves Prefer Headlights On Nissan Maximas
by Jennifer Stevens

Driven by an upswing in burglaries, general crime rose 14 percent over the past 28 days in the 104th Precinct, Captain Peter Loehle informed at last Wednesday?s COP 104 meeting in Maspeth. ?Burglaries, which have been our number one nemesis all year, are up 20 percent year to date,? said the 104th?s commanding officer. ?However, in the past two weeks, they?ve gone down 10 percent and 36 percent respectively.? Captain Loehle assured the public that officers had made two very good burglary arrests this month, so this trend may reverse. One consisted of a 51-year-old male Hispanic who was arrested on Linden Place. Officers later learned that this man had a previous record for homicide in the 1979s. The second collar took place on 58th Avenue. Police nabbed a 41-year-old male Hispanic after they were able to obtain a fingerprint of his from a local garbage can.

Two rapes took place in the last 28 days, but both perpetrators were known by their attackers. There have been six robberies in the last month, but the 104th made 15 collars for robbery last week alone, and robberies were down 36 percent that week. Grand larceny auto has risen slightly, as 59 cars have been stolen in the past 28 days. Grand larcenies are up 47 percent over the past 28 days. Captain Loehle reported that a lot of these larcenies consist of thieves stealing valuables out of people?s cars. The headlights on 2002 Nissan Maximas are hot items because they cost $800. In fact, five sets of these headlights were stolen in the past month, said Captain Loehle. The commander reported that the precinct was trying to come up with a way to mark the headlights, but no solution has been found yet. Loehle also urged people not to keep valuable items in their cars. There are also some scammers preying on individuals in the area. In one case, two African American women, 40-45 years old, target people on the street, saying that they?d found a pocketbook full of money, and want to share it with the victim. The victims are then asked to put up ?good faith money? from their own wallets or bank accounts before the thieves vanish with it. ?Beware of offers that sound to good to be true,? advised Captain Loehle.

On the enforcement side, 42 summonses have been written in the past month for driving while using a cell phone in the 104th. Fifty-five speeding summonses were issued over the past month, and 113 summonses were given out to people for blocked driveways, which continues to be the number one complaint received by the quality-of-life hotline.

Drag racing has been a major issue over the past few weeks, too. At Paige Place and Grand Avenue in Maspeth, the 104th has made nine felony collars and 37 misdemeanor collars, and has issued more than 500 summonses for illegal activity. Captain Loehle reassured the members of the community that any person caught drag racing would be arrested, and the car would be seized by the police.

Gang info Detective Christopher Jones of the NYPD Gangs Division made a special appearance that evening to give a presentation on the history of gangs and educate the public on how to spot gang members. ?Gangs in New York are nothing new,? said Detective Jones. ?There were gangs in New York City as early as the 1850s.? There are approximately one million gang members in the USA, said Jones, and there are more than 35,000 separate gangs. The average age of a gang member is 18, and males dominate these groups.

Gangs are generally out for the continued gain of quick cash and drugs, said Jones, but people join gangs for a multitude of reasons, i.e. peer pressure, attention, fear, curiosity, power and greed. Jones pointed out that there are many different ways to recognize a gang member, which include colors, clothing, accessories, symbols, graffiti, tattoos, grooming, nicknames, terminology, hand signs and rituals.

To combat gangs, Jones said that the best course of action is community outreach programs and after school programs. He also mentioned that DARE (Drug Abuse Resistance Education) and GREAT (Gang Resistance Education and Training) were very good programs which seek to remedy the rising gang problems in this country. For more information, click here [aol.com]



goatse does a body good!

Sound
Some of the best. Dialogue can get a bit cheesy in some areas, but a excellent combination of moody music and stunning sound effects add to the atmosphere.

IS IT IN YOU?

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Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.

____________________

Change Log:

• Subtle changes to most verses. It sounded really gay before.
• Removed all references to Tacos pud. May have been high at time. Will investigate further.
• Finally think I have goat sex written correctly in German. I think. Arschficken?

© 2002 Serial Troller. Permission to reproduce this document is granted provided that you send all the bukkake porn you can find to serialtroller@hotmail.com.