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It is official; Netcraft confirms: Cum Guzzeling AC's are dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Cum Guzzeling AC's community when IDC confirmed that Cum Guzzeling AC's
market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of
all trolls. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states
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known all along. Cum Guzzeling AC's are collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by
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First Post Cum Guzzeling AC's are the most endangered of them all, having
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Chode swallowing AC leader AC states that there
are 7000 Chode swallowing ACs. How many ass reaming ACs are there? Let's see. The number of Chode swallowing ACs versus ass reaming AC posts on Slashdot are roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are
about 7000/5 = 1400 Ass reaming ACs. Ball licking AC posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume
of Ass reaming ACs. Therefore there are about 700 Ball licking ACs. A recent article put Chode swallowing ACs at about 80 percent of the Cum Guzzeling AC's market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 =
36400 Chode swallowing ACs. This is consistent with the number of Chode swallowing ACs Slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, Chode swallowing ACs went out
of business and was taken over by Shit eating ACs who post more worthless drivel. Now Shit eating ACs
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BURGLARIES JUMP
IN 104th PRECINCT Thieves Prefer Headlights On Nissan Maximas
by Jennifer Stevens
Driven by an upswing in burglaries, general crime rose 14 percent over the past 28 days in the 104th Precinct, Captain Peter Loehle informed at last Wednesday's COP 104 meeting in Maspeth.
"Burglaries, which have been our number one nemesis all year, are up 20 percent year to date," said the 104th's commanding officer. "However, in the past two weeks, they've gone down 10 percent and 36 percent respectively."
Captain Loehle assured the public that officers had made two very good burglary arrests this month, so this trend may reverse. One consisted of a 51-year-old male Hispanic who was arrested on Linden Place. Officers later learned that this man had a previous record for homicide in the 1979s.
The second collar took place on 58th Avenue. Police nabbed a 41-year-old male Hispanic after they were able to obtain a fingerprint of his from a local garbage can.
Two rapes took place in the last 28 days, but both perpetrators were known by their attackers. There have been six robberies in the last month, but the 104th made 15 collars for robbery last week alone, and robberies were down 36 percent that week. Grand larceny auto has risen slightly, as 59 cars have been stolen in the past 28 days.
Grand larcenies are up 47 percent over the past 28 days. Captain Loehle reported that a lot of these larcenies consist of thieves stealing valuables out of people's cars. The headlights on 2002 Nissan Maximas are hot items because they cost $800. In fact, five sets of these headlights were stolen in the past month, said Captain Loehle.
The commander reported that the precinct was trying to come up with a way to mark the headlights, but no solution has been found yet. Loehle also urged people not to keep valuable items in their cars.
There are also some scammers preying on individuals in the area. In one case, two African American women, 40-45 years old, target people on the street, saying that they'd found a pocketbook full of money, and want to share it with the victim. The victims are then asked to put up "good faith money" from their own wallets or bank accounts before the thieves vanish with it.
"Beware of offers that sound to good to be true," advised Captain Loehle.
On the enforcement side, 42 summonses have been written in the past month for driving while using a cell phone in the 104th. Fifty-five speeding summonses were issued over the past month, and 113 summonses were given out to people for blocked driveways, which continues to be the number one complaint received by the quality-of-life hotline.
Drag racing has been a major issue over the past few weeks, too. At Paige Place and Grand Avenue in Maspeth, the 104th has made nine felony collars and 37 misdemeanor collars, and has issued more than 500 summonses for illegal activity.
Captain Loehle reassured the members of the community that any person caught drag racing would be arrested, and the car would be seized by the police.
Gang info
Detective Christopher Jones of the NYPD Gangs Division made a special appearance that evening to give a presentation on the history of gangs and educate the public on how to spot gang members.
"Gangs in New York are nothing new," said Detective Jones. "There were gangs in New York City as early as the 1850s."
There are approximately one million gang members in the USA, said Jones, and there are more than 35,000 separate gangs. The average age of a gang member is 18, and males dominate these groups.
Gangs are generally out for the continued gain of quick cash and drugs, said Jones, but people join gangs for a multitude of reasons, i.e. peer pressure, attention, fear, curiosity, power and greed.
Jones pointed out that there are many different ways to recognize a gang member, which include colors, clothing, accessories, symbols, graffiti, tattoos, grooming, nicknames, terminology, hand signs and rituals.
To combat gangs, Jones said that the best course of action is community outreach programs and after school programs. He also mentioned that DARE (Drug Abuse Resistance Education) and GREAT (Gang Resistance Education and Training) were very good programs which seek to remedy the rising gang problems in this country.
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It is official; Netcraft confirms: Netware is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Novell community when IDC confirmed that Netware
market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of
all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states
that Netware has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've
known all along. Novell is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by
failing dead last in
the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict
Novell's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Novell faces a bleak future. In fact there won't
be any future at all for Novell because Netware is dying. Things are looking very bad for Novell. As
many of us are already aware, Netware continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
Corel Netware is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The
sudden and unpleasant departures of long time Corel developers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith
only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Netware is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Netware Admin leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of Netware Admin. How many users of ConsoleOne
are there? Let's see. The number of Netware Admin versus ConsoleOne posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio
of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 ConsoleOne users. Corel Netware posts on Usenet are
about half of the volume of ConsoleOne posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Corel Netware. A
recent article put Novell Netware at about 80 percent of the Netware market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 =
36400 Netware users. This is consistent with the number of Netware Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Word Perfect, abysmal sales and so on, Corel is going out
of business and will probably be taken over by Novell who sell another troubled OS. Now Novell
is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Netware has steadily declined in market share. Novell is very sick and
its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Netware is to survive at all it will
be among OS dilettante dabblers. Netware continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could
save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Netware is dead.
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He ido de ser totalmente indiferente sobre radio del InM?S OSCURA"del i. Har?amos los ?lbumes de la compilaci?n pas are trying to come up with a system that will allow free, unfettered broadcasting over the internet. They are trying, and sure there are probably a million holes in their software at this stage, but hey, it never stopped Microsofrnte para escuchar ella. Comenc? a ir a las docenas de conciertos del LA a San Diego. Me pienso el a?o pasado marqu? 35 conciertos en cerca de 9 meses. ?Iba a ver bigass que las demostraciones de la arena que eran hyped por las estaciones de radio? Solamente en un pu?ado muy peque?o de casos como el viaje de Yahoo Outloud Weezer,s are trying to come up with a system that will allow free, unfettered broadcasting over the internet. They are trying, and sure there are probably a million holes in their software at this stage, but hey, it never stopped Microsof cuando fui a las demostraciones del LA y del SD. La mayor?a de las demostraciones que iba a eran demostraciones de la roca del indie y demostraciones locales peque?as. De todos modos, iba a estas demostraciones ESPEC?FICAMENTE porque las vendas no eran jugadas en la radio. La gente I encuentra incre?blemente talentoso como Ozma y los cabritos del levantar ser?n afortunados siempre tener un solo jugado en una estaci?n como KROQ. Yendo a todas las demostraciones hice y el escoger encima de ?lbumes de vendas que tuve gusto, yo puso no s?lo el dinero en sus bolsillos sino consigui? introducido a m?s vendas que puedo recordar f?cilmente. ?stas son vendas de algunos badass en mi opini?n pero no van a ser encontradas en la radio. Despu?s comenc? a conseguir en una materia m?s electr?nica pero nunca era realmente uno para la escena electr?nica. No puedo estar parado que ve a un manojo de individuos blancos del cornbread revving sus hornillas del arroz en porciones del estacionamiento. No es racismo o cualquier cosa, ?l las miradas justas est?pidas viendo a alg?n cabrito hecho frente pimply con su sombrero de Fred Durst con "accionado por una etiqueta engomada de VTEC" en el suyo ventana le?da. Narcotizados fuera de wannabes del raver no son exactamente para arriba en mi lista de afiliaciones sociales cualquiera. M?s bien que d?gales sean qui?nes quisieran que fueran yo apenas evitan la escena enteramente. De modo que me deje con ninguna parte para conseguir m?sica con excepci?n de Napster o algo. Es agradable ver si deseo pasar el dinero en un ?lbum pero la mayor?a de las canciones se registran mal en tambi?n el punto bajo de un ?ndice binario para mi gusto. Despu?s enciendo encima de iTunes en mi Powerbook y hojeo a las estaciones electr?nicas. ?Mierda santa! M?sica que no suena como asno cuando la tapo en mi sistema de los sonidos y no tiene un DJ necio el ser whack del wiggity en el aire. Cogida s?. Consigo no s?lo una buena corriente de la m?sica sino que tambi?n tengo una exhibici?n de qu? canci?n estoy escuchando en caso de que yo encontrarme a m? mismo interesada en el artista. Entonces hay el disponible bien escogido, si una estaci?n comienza adentro con algo que no lo hago como puedo doblar tecleo otro con una diversa corriente. La radio del Internet se ha convertido en la radio que he estado deseando por a?os. En un bloque de la hora consigo o?r el valor alrededor de de una hora de la m?sica, no 10 minutos de m?sica decente, 30 minutos de slop que no desear?a en mi enemigo peor y 20 minutos de los anuncios necios para la mierda no compro y DJs habr?a tirado algo en el sol ahora est? haciendo frente a una cierta oposici?n tiesa en la forma el RIAA y sus minions demonic. No deseo ver la radio del Internet ir abajo porque es la ?nica manera barata que tengo a la izquierda conseguir introducido a una cierta buena m?sica. El compartir con mis amigos es agradable pero no hay bastante variedad realmente a encontrar del extremo de la mierda I de la pared para arriba realmente que cava. La radio del P2P se parece como una soluci?n obvia debido a la cultura del buzzword del P2P que se afloja en fecha tarde. El modelo sin embargo funciona en problemas serios. El RIAA no tiene que ir despu?s de un solo individuo o el grupo de individuos a toma hacia fuera la radio del P2P como ?l pod?a con a los varios programas que compart?an. Todo lo que tiene que hacer debe hacer algunos repartos con el cable y los abastecedores del DSL. Deja la opini?n all? era una radio popular del P2P en mi ciudad, todo lo que tomar?a es un reparto o el pleito contra la carta y ?l ser?a tostado. todo el extremo para arriba con nuestra anchura de banda acortamos m?s que est? ya y radio del P2P terminar?a encima de prohibido espec?ficamente en el AUP. ?Cambie al DSL que usted dice? Deseo de mierda I. PacBell no podr?a encontrar sus dicks si no estaban en el extremo de sus brazos. Evne si el DSL era viable para alguna gente P2P r
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He ido de ser totalmente indiferente sobre radio del Internet a ser un ventilador enorme de ?l en el palmo alrededor de de un a?o. Ahora no he escuchado la m?sica de la difusi?n en a?os de un par. Apenas sobre todo que escuch? sali? durante mucho tiempo de mis amigos y piscinas "copia M?S OSCURA"del i. Har?amos los ?lbumes de la compilaci?n para uno a o las canciones justas del gancho que gozamos particularmente de ?lbumes en cada otros de colecciones. La radio de la difusi?n ha sido siempre mierda pero ha estado recientemente as? que malo que no puedo estar parado simplemente para escuchar ella. Comenc? a ir a las docenas de conciertos del LA a San Diego. Me pienso el a?o pasado marqu? 35 conciertos en cerca de 9 meses. ?Iba a ver bigass que las demostraciones de la arena que eran hyped por las estaciones de radio? Solamente en un pu?ado muy peque?o de casos como el viaje de Yahoo Outloud Weezer, cuando fui a las demostraciones del LA y del SD. La mayor?a de las demostraciones que iba a eran demostraciones de la roca del indie y demostraciones locales peque?as. De todos modos, iba a estas demostraciones ESPEC?FICAMENTE porque las vendas no eran jugadas en la radio. La gente I encuentra incre?blemente talentoso como Ozma y los cabritos del levantar ser?n afortunados siempre tener un solo jugado en una estaci?n como KROQ. Yendo a todas las demostraciones hice y el escoger encima de ?lbumes de vendas que tuve gusto, yo puso no s?lo el dinero en sus bolsillos sino consigui? introducido a m?s vendas que puedo recordar f?cilmente. ?stas son vendas de algunos badass en mi opini?n pero no van a ser encontradas en la radio. Despu?s comenc? a conseguir en una materia m?s electr?nica pero nunca era realmente uno para la escena electr?nica. No puedo estar parado que ve a un manojo de individuos blancos del cornbread revving sus hornillas del arroz en porciones del estacionamiento. No es racismo o cualquier cosa, ?l las miradas justas est?pidas viendo a alg?n cabrito hecho frente pimply con su sombrero de Fred Durst con "accionado por una etiqueta engomada de VTEC" en el suyo ventana le?da. Narcotizados fuera de wannabes del raver no son exactamente para arriba en mi lista de afiliaciones sociales cualquiera. M?s bien que d?gales sean qui?nes quisieran que fueran yo apenas evitan la escena enteramente. De modo que me deje con ninguna parte para conseguir m?sica con excepci?n de Napster o algo. Es agradable ver si deseo pasar el dinero en un ?lbum pero la mayor?a de las canciones se registran mal en tambi?n el punto bajo de un ?ndice binario para mi gusto. Despu?s enciendo encima de iTunes en mi Powerbook y hojeo a las estaciones electr?nicas. ?Mierda santa! M?sica que no suena como asno cuando la tapo en mi sistema de los sonidos y no tiene un DJ necio el ser whack del wiggity en el aire. Cogida s?. Consigo no s?lo una buena corriente de la m?sica sino que tambi?n tengo una exhibici?n de qu? canci?n estoy escuchando en caso de que yo encontrarme a m? mismo interesada en el artista. Entonces hay el disponible bien escogido, si una estaci?n comienza adentro con algo que no lo hago como puedo doblar tecleo otro con una diversa corriente. La radio del Internet se ha convertido en la radio que he estado deseando por a?os. En un bloque de la hora consigo o?r el valor alrededor de de una hora de la m?sica, no 10 minutos de m?sica decente, 30 minutos de slop que no desear?a en mi enemigo peor y 20 minutos de los anuncios necios para la mierda no compro y DJs habr?a tirado algo en el sol ahora est? haciendo frente a una cierta oposici?n tiesa en la forma el RIAA y sus minions demonic. No deseo ver la radio del Internet ir abajo porque es la ?nica manera barata que tengo a la izquierda conseguir introducido a una cierta buena m?sica. El compartir con mis amigos es agradable pero no hay bastante variedad realmente a encontrar del extremo de la mierda I de la pared para arriba realmente que cava. La radio del P2P se parece como una soluci?n obvia debido a la cultura del buzzword del P2P que se afloja en fecha tarde. El modelo sin embargo funciona en problemas serios. El RIAA no tiene que ir despu?s de un solo individuo o el grupo de individuos a toma hacia fuera la radio del P2P como ?l pod?a con a los varios programas que compart?an. Todo lo que tiene que hacer debe hacer algunos repartos con el cable y los abastecedores del DSL. Deja la opini?n all? era una radio popular del P2P en mi ciudad, todo lo que tomar?a es un reparto o el pleito contra la carta y ?l ser?a tostado. todo el extremo para arriba con nuestra anchura de banda acortamos m?s que est? ya y radio del P2P terminar?a encima de prohibido espec?ficamente en el AUP. ?Cambie al DSL que usted dice? Deseo de mierda I. PacBell no podr?a encontrar sus dicks si no estaban en el extremo de sus brazos. Evne si el DSL era viable para alguna gente P2P r
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These instructions apply specifically to a Ford 4.6 liter V8. Other makes/models may vary.
1) Go to work. Do some actual work, then during lunch, go to Swift, Myrtle
Auto Parts or Pep Boys and buy 5 quarts of oil and a filter.
2) After lunch, complain to boss about a serious malfunction in car. Explain
to boss that if it's not fixed now, car may be in shop for a week and you
won't be able to show up during that time.
3) After boss falls for bullshit story, grab 4x4x6 block of wood and place
at the edge of closed forks on forktruck so as not to damage the pretty
frame of your car then lift just higher than the jackstands you always place
next to the shop desk.
4) Place jackstands under frame just behind front fenders and lower car
slowly being carefull nothing moves or gets crushed. When forks are clear,
push nose of car sideways to make sure it's stable.
5) Place big empty pan under oil plug and filter. Remove oil plug with
channel locks (this is a custom oil plug with a round head to keep
petrolium soaked primates from using impact wrenches on it in rare
occasions when you have them change the oil). Remove filter with
filter wrench you conveniently placed in the cabinet marked "car stuff".
6) While waiting for oil to drain, call Vixen and see who's working tonight.
7) Replace drain plug, install new filter with light coat of oil on seal
(making sure old seal isn't still stuck to filter housing or block), then
fill with 5 quarts of fresh oil. Unplug primary sides of coil packs and
crank until oil pressure comes up, then lower car with forktruck, place
jackstands next to shop desk, plug the coils back in, and start car.
Check for leaks.
8) Dump used oil into waste oil barrel and clean pan. Call waste oil
guy if more than 3/4 full. Put tools away, wipe up the 3 drops of oil
you spilled, wash up, and lock up the shop if boss has left already.
If boss is still there, pretend to work until she does, then lock up
and go home.
Money spent:
Oil and filter: $15.00
Money made:
1/2 day you were getting paid to work on your own car: $44.10
Total: +$29.10
Oil change instructions for women:
1) Pull up to local petrolium soaked primate when car produces
a large white, black and/or blue cloud of foul smelling smoke behind it.
Insist car was running fine the day/week/month before you hit this big
pothole. Try not to stare at the dirt under his eyelids and sloping
forehead.
2) Try not to scream in horror as the PSP tells you it's approximately
$5,000 to replace the engine you never changed the oil in.
3) Apply for a job at Vixen to pay the PSP. If Tony or Freddy like you,
go home and get dressed, you start tonight. If not, try Pumps and
repeat. Don't forget the G string to show off those nice ass cheeks.
4) Go to Vixen , and get topless as soon as you get on stage. Don't screw
around or you won't get tipped. Try not to look at yourself too much in the
mirrors, and ALWAYS take the dollar with the cleavage, not the hands.
5) Talk to cute guy everyone calls "Cheezy", "Dee" or "Sex Machine".
Explain your problem, take him home.
6) Get naked and have the best sex you ever had times 3. Don't squeeze
his balls, he hates that. Swallow it. Wiggle your ass in his face. Scream
his name when you cum multiple times.
7) When you wake the next afternoon, cook him breakfast, and make
lots of coffee. Have more sex with him. Call the mechanic to get your car
back as is. Bend over the couch. CheezyDee likes to see your ass jiggle
as he takes you from behind.
8) When the car comes, so will you. To avoid distracting Cheezy while he
works, go to the store and buy more rubbers. Get some beer and coffee too.
9) By the time you return, Cheezy should be around half done, depending
on how much other stuff was neglected. Order pizza or Chinese for dinner.
Cheezy likes pork fried rice and a couple eggrolls.
10) After he eats his food and then you, he's back to work. Clean the house.
Yes, thats his spooge on the ceiling tile. Take a shower, douche, touch
yourself while thinking about last night.
11) When he's done, thank Cheezy by letting him in the bad place. Wiggle.
Move him in. Introduce him to your friends.
Prostitutes, Pimps Ril
Residents Of Ridgewood
Curse, Expose Themselves In Street
by Jennifer Stevens
Angry residents of Starr Street and Willoughby Street attended last Monday's Citizens for a Better Ridgewood meeting to complain about the growing problem of prostitution near their homes.
They complained that prostitutes can be found walking the streets where they live at any hour of the day"sometimes indecently exposing themselves or cursing at the residents of the neighborhood. Extremely frustrated by the constant presence of hookers and pimps, they asked Lieutenant Christopher Murray of the 104th Precinct what the police are doing to remedy this situation.
Murray explained that 104th officers patrol those streets when they can, give out summonses and even make an occasional arrest. However, the lieutenant explained that no matter how many summonses cops give, or how many arrests they make, police activity will not stop the problem because the punishment for prostitution is no more than a slap on the wrist, or in most cases, a $50 fine.
"They'll be right back out there the next day," he said. Lieutenant Murray suggested that the residents of those two streets get organized, band together and hold a protest march.
"You have to work together to try to get rid of them," he said. "The community has to get together as a group and take back the neighborhood."
Murray did his best to convince the residents that forming an alliance, and then confronting these prostitutes as a group"if done consistently for a few weeks"would help to rid the neighborhood of the problem. Residents seemed upset by the fact that the 104th Precinct can't do more to alleviate this problem.
P.O. Kathy Bonziglia urged residents to consider becoming "blockwatchers" for their street. A blockwatcher is affiliated with the 104th Precinct, and upon signing up, is given a code number which allows him/her to call the precinct and report crimes anonymously.
Some people asked what the difference was between reporting crimes anonymously and just calling regularly, as they do now. P.O. Bonziglia explained that when a person signs up to be a blockwatcher and then begins to call in to report crimes, the precinct considers that valuable information. For more information concerning Blockwatchers, click here [blockwatchers.com]
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BURGLARIES JUMP
IN 104th PRECINCT Thieves Prefer Headlights On Nissan Maximas
by Jennifer Stevens
Driven by an upswing in burglaries, general crime rose 14 percent over the past 28 days in the 104th Precinct, Captain Peter Loehle informed at last Wednesday?s COP 104 meeting in Maspeth.
?Burglaries, which have been our number one nemesis all year, are up 20 percent year to date,? said the 104th?s commanding officer. ?However, in the past two weeks, they?ve gone down 10 percent and 36 percent respectively.?
Captain Loehle assured the public that officers had made two very good burglary arrests this month, so this trend may reverse. One consisted of a 51-year-old male Hispanic who was arrested on Linden Place. Officers later learned that this man had a previous record for homicide in the 1979s.
The second collar took place on 58th Avenue. Police nabbed a 41-year-old male Hispanic after they were able to obtain a fingerprint of his from a local garbage can.
Two rapes took place in the last 28 days, but both perpetrators were known by their attackers. There have been six robberies in the last month, but the 104th made 15 collars for robbery last week alone, and robberies were down 36 percent that week. Grand larceny auto has risen slightly, as 59 cars have been stolen in the past 28 days.
Grand larcenies are up 47 percent over the past 28 days. Captain Loehle reported that a lot of these larcenies consist of thieves stealing valuables out of people?s cars. The headlights on 2002 Nissan Maximas are hot items because they cost $800. In fact, five sets of these headlights were stolen in the past month, said Captain Loehle.
The commander reported that the precinct was trying to come up with a way to mark the headlights, but no solution has been found yet. Loehle also urged people not to keep valuable items in their cars.
There are also some scammers preying on individuals in the area. In one case, two African American women, 40-45 years old, target people on the street, saying that they?d found a pocketbook full of money, and want to share it with the victim. The victims are then asked to put up ?good faith money? from their own wallets or bank accounts before the thieves vanish with it.
?Beware of offers that sound to good to be true,? advised Captain Loehle.
On the enforcement side, 42 summonses have been written in the past month for driving while using a cell phone in the 104th. Fifty-five speeding summonses were issued over the past month, and 113 summonses were given out to people for blocked driveways, which continues to be the number one complaint received by the quality-of-life hotline.
Drag racing has been a major issue over the past few weeks, too. At Paige Place and Grand Avenue in Maspeth, the 104th has made nine felony collars and 37 misdemeanor collars, and has issued more than 500 summonses for illegal activity.
Captain Loehle reassured the members of the community that any person caught drag racing would be arrested, and the car would be seized by the police.
Gang info
Detective Christopher Jones of the NYPD Gangs Division made a special appearance that evening to give a presentation on the history of gangs and educate the public on how to spot gang members.
?Gangs in New York are nothing new,? said Detective Jones. ?There were gangs in New York City as early as the 1850s.?
There are approximately one million gang members in the USA, said Jones, and there are more than 35,000 separate gangs. The average age of a gang member is 18, and males dominate these groups.
Gangs are generally out for the continued gain of quick cash and drugs, said Jones, but people join gangs for a multitude of reasons, i.e. peer pressure, attention, fear, curiosity, power and greed.
Jones pointed out that there are many different ways to recognize a gang member, which include colors, clothing, accessories, symbols, graffiti, tattoos, grooming, nicknames, terminology, hand signs and rituals.
To combat gangs, Jones said that the best course of action is community outreach programs and after school programs. He also mentioned that DARE (Drug Abuse Resistance Education) and GREAT (Gang Resistance Education and Training) were very good programs which seek to remedy the rising gang problems in this country.
For more information, click here [aol.com]
BURGLARIES JUMP
IN 104th PRECINCT Thieves Prefer Headlights On Nissan Maximas
by Jennifer Stevens
Driven by an upswing in burglaries, general crime rose 14 percent over the past 28 days in the 104th Precinct, Captain Peter Loehle informed at last Wednesday?s COP 104 meeting in Maspeth.
?Burglaries, which have been our number one nemesis all year, are up 20 percent year to date,? said the 104th?s commanding officer. ?However, in the past two weeks, they?ve gone down 10 percent and 36 percent respectively.?
Captain Loehle assured the public that officers had made two very good burglary arrests this month, so this trend may reverse. One consisted of a 51-year-old male Hispanic who was arrested on Linden Place. Officers later learned that this man had a previous record for homicide in the 1979s.
The second collar took place on 58th Avenue. Police nabbed a 41-year-old male Hispanic after they were able to obtain a fingerprint of his from a local garbage can.
Two rapes took place in the last 28 days, but both perpetrators were known by their attackers. There have been six robberies in the last month, but the 104th made 15 collars for robbery last week alone, and robberies were down 36 percent that week. Grand larceny auto has risen slightly, as 59 cars have been stolen in the past 28 days.
Grand larcenies are up 47 percent over the past 28 days. Captain Loehle reported that a lot of these larcenies consist of thieves stealing valuables out of people?s cars. The headlights on 2002 Nissan Maximas are hot items because they cost $800. In fact, five sets of these headlights were stolen in the past month, said Captain Loehle.
The commander reported that the precinct was trying to come up with a way to mark the headlights, but no solution has been found yet. Loehle also urged people not to keep valuable items in their cars.
There are also some scammers preying on individuals in the area. In one case, two African American women, 40-45 years old, target people on the street, saying that they?d found a pocketbook full of money, and want to share it with the victim. The victims are then asked to put up ?good faith money? from their own wallets or bank accounts before the thieves vanish with it.
?Beware of offers that sound to good to be true,? advised Captain Loehle.
On the enforcement side, 42 summonses have been written in the past month for driving while using a cell phone in the 104th. Fifty-five speeding summonses were issued over the past month, and 113 summonses were given out to people for blocked driveways, which continues to be the number one complaint received by the quality-of-life hotline.
Drag racing has been a major issue over the past few weeks, too. At Paige Place and Grand Avenue in Maspeth, the 104th has made nine felony collars and 37 misdemeanor collars, and has issued more than 500 summonses for illegal activity.
Captain Loehle reassured the members of the community that any person caught drag racing would be arrested, and the car would be seized by the police.
Gang info
Detective Christopher Jones of the NYPD Gangs Division made a special appearance that evening to give a presentation on the history of gangs and educate the public on how to spot gang members.
?Gangs in New York are nothing new,? said Detective Jones. ?There were gangs in New York City as early as the 1850s.?
There are approximately one million gang members in the USA, said Jones, and there are more than 35,000 separate gangs. The average age of a gang member is 18, and males dominate these groups.
Gangs are generally out for the continued gain of quick cash and drugs, said Jones, but people join gangs for a multitude of reasons, i.e. peer pressure, attention, fear, curiosity, power and greed.
Jones pointed out that there are many different ways to recognize a gang member, which include colors, clothing, accessories, symbols, graffiti, tattoos, grooming, nicknames, terminology, hand signs and rituals.
To combat gangs, Jones said that the best course of action is community outreach programs and after school programs. He also mentioned that DARE (Drug Abuse Resistance Education) and GREAT (Gang Resistance Education and Training) were very good programs which seek to remedy the rising gang problems in this country.
For more information, click here [aol.com]
Goddamnit, I forgot to put the Vixen links in there. Click here
Oh, and here's the mandatory Goatse link for all you fags.
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What about 911 emergency service? (Score:1)
by fishnuts (fishnuts@arpa.org) on Saturday June 29, @03:48AM (#3791286)
(User #414425 Info | http://arpa.org/)
At least in the US, cellphone carriers are required by law to allow all 911 calls through on any cellphone, whether it's activated or not. The law is pretty strictly enforced, too. It's reasonable to assume that wherever he was, a similar service or law exists.
I can imagine that 1) there was some sort of equivalent service in his area, and 2) his service should have a number to call, like '0' or '611' to talk to someone about adding minutes to his calling plan. The guy was smart enough (and lucid enough) to know that chilling batteries rejuvenates them to some extent, but couldn't figure out how to get a hold of anyone on a service that doesn't require "charged" minutes? He's getting more credit than he deserves.
Regardless, if such emergency services aren't available where he was, let it be a lesson to the carriers there. Someone could easily hold them liable for not permitting emergency calls to go through, where life-threatening situations exist.
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First Oil Change Post (Score:-1)
by FreshPondPhil on Saturday June 29, @03:48AM (#3791287)
(User #576222 Info | http://www.geocities.com/~cheezydee/)
Oil change instructions for CheezyDee:
These instructions apply specifically to a Ford 4.6 liter V8. Other makes/models may vary.
1) Go to work. Do some actual work, then during lunch, go to Swift, Myrtle
Auto Parts or Pep Boys and buy 5 quarts of oil and a filter.
2) After lunch, complain to boss about a serious malfunction in car. Explain
to boss that if it's not fixed now, car may be in shop for a week and you
won't be able to show up during that time.
3) After boss falls for bullshit story, grab 4x4x6 block of wood and place
at the edge of closed forks on forktruck so as not to damage the pretty
frame of your car then lift just higher than the jackstands you always place
next to the shop desk.
4) Place jackstands under frame just behind front fenders and lower car
slowly being carefull nothing moves or gets crushed. When forks are clear,
push nose of car sideways to make sure it's stable.
5) Place big empty pan under oil plug and filter. Remove oil plug with
channel locks (this is a custom oil plug with a round head to keep petrolium soaked primates from using impact wrenches on it in rare
occasions when you have them change the oil). Remove filter with filter wrench you conveniently placed in the cabinet marked "car stuff".
6) While waiting for oil to drain, call Vixen and see who's working tonight.
7) Replace drain plug, install new filter with light coat of oil on seal
(making sure old seal isn't still stuck to filter housing or block), then
fill with 5 quarts of fresh oil. Unplug primary sides of coil packs and
crank until oil pressure comes up, then lower car with forktruck, place
jackstands next to shop desk, plug the coils back in, and start car.
Check for leaks.
8) Dump used oil into waste oil barrel and clean pan. Call waste oil
guy if more than 3/4 full. Put tools away, wipe up the 3 drops of oil you spilled, wash up, and lock up the shop if boss has left already.
If boss is still there, pretend to work until she does, then lock up
and go home.
Money spent:
Oil and filter: $15.00
Money made:
1/2 day you were getting paid to work on your own car: $44.10
Total: +$29.10
Oil change instructions for women:
1) Pull up to local petrolium soaked primate when car produces
a large white, black and/or blue cloud of foul smelling smoke behind it. Insist car was running fine the day/week/month before you hit this big
pothole. Try not to stare at the dirt under his eyelids and sloping forehead.
2) Try not to scream in horror as the PSP tells you it's approximately
$5,000 to replace the engine you never changed the oil in.
3) Apply for a job at Vixen to pay the PSP. If Tony or Freddy like you,
go home and get dressed, you start tonight. If not, try Pumps and repeat. Don't forget the G string to show off those nice ass cheeks.
4) Go to Vixen, and get topless as soon as you get on stage. Don't screw
around or you won't get tipped. Try not to look at yourself too much in the
mirrors, and ALWAYS take the dollar with the cleavage, not the hands.
5) Talk to cute guy everyone calls "Cheezy", "Dee" or "Sex Machine".
Explain your problem, take him home.
6) Get naked and have the best sex you ever had times 3. Don't squeeze
his balls, he hates that. Swallow it. Wiggle your ass in his face. Scream
his name when you cum multiple times.
7) When you wake the next afternoon, cook him breakfast, and make
lots of coffee. Have more sex with him. Call the mechanic to get your car
back as is. Bend o
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hmmm (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday June 29, @03:49AM (#3791288)
Maybe it is different in Columbia, but I thought solicitor calls to cell phones were illegal. I'm pretty sure they are in the states.
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http://www.tism.com.au/lyrics/derigueurmortis.html (Score:-1)
by on by on Saturday June 29, @03:50AM (#3791289)
(User #572414 Info | Last Journal: Friday June 28, @09:49PM)
The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
Base jumping's for pussies
Kick boxing's for thugs
Jet skiers are morons,
Weight lifters need drugs
Abseiling is pointless
Why climb up a wall?
Only right wankers
Play beach volleyball.
The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
is kissing my arse.
Kiss my arse.
Met a snowboarder
Who wasn't a turd?
Nah, neither have I
The idea's absurd
You get on a plank
Slide down some slush
Fall on your arse
Say "Man, what a rush!"
I turned on the telly
I just went, like, "Whoa!"
And used the remote
To flick through the shows!
I think I'll watch footy
I know it's not x-treme
But why take it to the max
When you can take it to the mean?
The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
is kissing my arse.
Kiss my arse.
--noone here uses windows... [slashdot.org]
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Bush's 9/11 joke not only in bad taste, it's a lie (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday June 29, @03:51AM (#3791294)
"Never mind that it is perhaps the most tasteless and insensitive joke in the annals of the presidency, or that it is ultimately a falsehood. What's really noteworthy about Tale of the Trifecta is that the in-your-face political opportunism it represents is not out of the ordinary for this administration."
Read More... [msnbc.com]
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http://www.tism.com.au/lyrics/derigueurmortis.html (Score:-1)
by on by on Saturday June 29, @03:55AM (#3791301)
(User #572414 Info | Last Journal: Friday June 28, @09:49PM)
Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
If I were Britney's boyfriend
I'd be playing hard to get
She'd come around beggin' for me, but
I'd say, "No no, not yet.
Cos God has told me personally
That I should remain pure.
Just love me, baby, for myself."
And more of that manure.
Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
Britney would go off her tree
At my refusal
"I'm Britney freakin' Spears,
Rejection's not that usual."
"I love you, darling, for yourself,"
I'd explain to little Miss
"It's your personality I like.
Not your body. Serious."
As far as a coy mistress goes
You'll like it more than she
When, upon her curt refusal
You whole-heartedly agree
Girls justly hate the lecher man
With sweating, hairy paw
But what happens when Boy says no?
They hate that even more
"Just like I told J-Lo," I'd say,
"It's not your fame and wealth,
It's not your perfect bod and face
It's you I want. Yourself.
Jesus wouldn't like us to
If he ever knew it"
"Stuff him," I'm sure she'd say
"Come on, babe, let's do it."
--noone here uses windows... [slashdot.org]
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Emergency call (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday June 29, @03:55AM (#3791302)
I read from the user manual of the mobile phone that there is an emergency call number. But I really couldnt figure out what it is.
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Don't Drink in the Cold (Score:1)
by de la mettrie on Saturday June 29, @03:58AM (#3791310)
(User #27199 Info | http://slashdot.org/)
The Colombian mountaineer slowly begins freezing to death, surviving for 24 hours with his only warmth coming from carefully measured doses of brandy.
Do not do this. Alcohol dilates the capillaries, thus actually lowering the body temperature. You feel warmer because of the desensitizing effect, but booze will just make you freeze faster. Details can be found e. g. here. [hoptechno.com]
--
Praemonitus - Praemunitus
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WARNING!!! GOATSE.CX LINK (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday June 29, @04:09AM (#3791338)
Do not click on that link, that is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
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Regurgitator: I sucked a lot of cock to get where (Score:-1)
by on by on Saturday June 29, @03:58AM (#3791313)
(User #572414 Info | Last Journal: Friday June 28, @09:49PM)
Regurgitator>>I sucked a lot of cock to get where i am
I sucked a lot of cock to get where i am
i only want to be the best that i can
my mouth is stained i can't complain
i keep on rinsing it again and again
whoa-oh whoa whoa yeah-eah-eah-eah
whoa whoa yeah-eah-eah-eah
whoa-oh whoa whoa yeah-eah-eah-eah
whoa yeah-eah-eah
take a look at me
tell me what do you see?
i've got all i want
i'm on top of the heap
now they suck up to me
i sucked more cock
you can get what you need
just get down on your knees
you've sucked a lot of cock to get where you are
your smile is stretching but you're gonna go far
your life is pain you can't complain
you keep on rinsing it again and again
i know i know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am
i know i know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
i only wanna be the best that i can
i know i know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am
i know i know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
i only wanna be the best that i can
i know i know-whoa-oh-oh-oh (x6)
--noone here uses windows... [slashdot.org]
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What they don't say... (Score:3, Funny)
by rant-mode-on on Saturday June 29, @03:59AM (#3791314)
(User #512772 Info | http://slashdot.org/)... is whether or not they made him buy the minutes before they would help him.
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Regurgitator..Polyestergirl (Score:-1)
by on by on Saturday June 29, @04:01AM (#3791316)
(User #572414 Info | Last Journal: Friday June 28, @09:49PM)
all i want you to say is nothing at all
and all i want you to do is stare at the wall
i love your plastic hair and plastic eyes
marvel at your plastic breasts and plastic thighs
my polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
you're the perfect guy's accessory
dangling from my arm for of the pretty people to see
boy's with sassy pouts and perky glee
great for backstage and entertainment award ceremonies
my polyesergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
took you for a ride up in an aeroplane
but your body burst and left an ugly stain
had to take your pieces back to the factory
it took them several weeks to get you back to me
my polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
she's my polyestergirl
shiniest in all the world
she's my polyestergirl
shiniest in all the world
she's my polyestergirl
shiniest in all the world
--noone here uses windows... [slashdot.org]
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LOVELY SNOT! WONDERFUL SNOT! by pwpbot (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday June 29, @04:01AM (#3791318)
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Good! (Score:1)
by MonMotha on Saturday June 29, @04:02AM (#3791321)
(User #514624 Info | http://monmothas.shacknet.nu/)
Can you hear me NOW? No? Hum, get a crew out here...we need another tower.
Ah, can you hear me NOW? Good!
--MonMotha
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Cold batteries? (Score:1)
by chamenos on Saturday June 29, @04:02AM (#3791322)
(User #541447 Info)
"Then suddenly, at above 12,500 feet, Leonardo Diaz hears a familiar ring."
was his girlfriend by any chance named Cameron Dicaprio?
anyway can someone shed some light on how cellphone batteries get recharged by cold temperatures?
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How many more... (Score:1)
by Hrodvitnir on Saturday June 29, @04:08AM (#3791333)
(User #101283 Info)...people have to get stranded in the Andes before the world realizes that telemarketers are a viable part of the harmony of the world?
If you prick a spammer, does he not bleed?
---
"See this? This is my BOOM STICK!"
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Wow! (Score:1)
by Locke!Erasmus on Saturday June 29, @04:08AM (#3791334)
(User #588304 Info)
This is probably the one and only time someone was completely glad they got a telemarketing call in all of history.
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CmdrTaco says fuck your opinion if it doesn't agree with his minions'.
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Can You Hear Me Now?
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Oh God, did you eat all this acid?
That's right!
Musik!
Wumpscut, Slave to Evil
There was a time I thought,
the mind would force the body
There was a time I thought,
the mind would force the soul.
But then, I went Evil,
but then, I went mad
But then, I went Evil,
but then, I went mad
But then, I went Evil,
but then, I went mad
But then, I went Evil,
but then, I went mad
Evil is ruling over my existance.
Evil is ruling over my existance.
There was a time I thought,
the mind would force the body
There was a time I thought,
the mind would force the soul.
But then, I went Evil,
but then, I went mad.
But then, I went Evil,
but then, I went mad.
but then, I went mad.
but then, I went mad.
but then, I went mad.
but then, I went mad.
Evil is ruling over my existance.
Evil is ruling over my existance.
Evil is ruling over my existance.
Evil is ruling over my existance.
Evil is ruling over my existance.
Over my existance.
Over my existance.
There was a time I thought,
the mind would force the body.
There was a time I thought,
the mind would force the soul.
There was a time I thought,
the mind would force the body.
There was a time I thought,
the mind would force the soul.
There was a time I thought.
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One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Cum Guzzeling AC's community when IDC confirmed that Cum Guzzeling AC's market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all trolls. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Cum Guzzeling AC's have lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Cum Guzzeling AC's are collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
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First Post Cum Guzzeling AC's are the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of their core trolls. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time First Post Cum Guzzeling ACs I'm going to kick your ass when I see you guy and Post Frist only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: First Post Cum Guzzeling ACs are dying.
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Chode swallowing AC leader AC states that there are 7000 Chode swallowing ACs. How many ass reaming ACs are there? Let's see. The number of Chode swallowing ACs versus ass reaming AC posts on Slashdot are roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Ass reaming ACs. Ball licking AC posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of Ass reaming ACs. Therefore there are about 700 Ball licking ACs. A recent article put Chode swallowing ACs at about 80 percent of the Cum Guzzeling AC's market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Chode swallowing ACs. This is consistent with the number of Chode swallowing ACs Slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, Chode swallowing ACs went out of business and was taken over by Shit eating ACs who post more worthless drivel. Now Shit eating ACs is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Cum Guzzeling AC's has steadily declined in market share. Cum Guzzeling AC's are very sick and their long term survival prospects are very dim. If Cum Guzzeling AC's are to survive at all it will be among troll dilettante dabblers. Cum Guzzeling AC's continue to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save them at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Cum Guzzeling AC's are dead.
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BURGLARIES JUMP IN 104th PRECINCT
Thieves Prefer Headlights On Nissan Maximas
by Jennifer Stevens
Driven by an upswing in burglaries, general crime rose 14 percent over the past 28 days in the 104th Precinct, Captain Peter Loehle informed at last Wednesday's COP 104 meeting in Maspeth. "Burglaries, which have been our number one nemesis all year, are up 20 percent year to date," said the 104th's commanding officer. "However, in the past two weeks, they've gone down 10 percent and 36 percent respectively." Captain Loehle assured the public that officers had made two very good burglary arrests this month, so this trend may reverse. One consisted of a 51-year-old male Hispanic who was arrested on Linden Place. Officers later learned that this man had a previous record for homicide in the 1979s. The second collar took place on 58th Avenue. Police nabbed a 41-year-old male Hispanic after they were able to obtain a fingerprint of his from a local garbage can.
Two rapes took place in the last 28 days, but both perpetrators were known by their attackers. There have been six robberies in the last month, but the 104th made 15 collars for robbery last week alone, and robberies were down 36 percent that week. Grand larceny auto has risen slightly, as 59 cars have been stolen in the past 28 days. Grand larcenies are up 47 percent over the past 28 days. Captain Loehle reported that a lot of these larcenies consist of thieves stealing valuables out of people's cars. The headlights on 2002 Nissan Maximas are hot items because they cost $800. In fact, five sets of these headlights were stolen in the past month, said Captain Loehle. The commander reported that the precinct was trying to come up with a way to mark the headlights, but no solution has been found yet. Loehle also urged people not to keep valuable items in their cars. There are also some scammers preying on individuals in the area. In one case, two African American women, 40-45 years old, target people on the street, saying that they'd found a pocketbook full of money, and want to share it with the victim. The victims are then asked to put up "good faith money" from their own wallets or bank accounts before the thieves vanish with it. "Beware of offers that sound to good to be true," advised Captain Loehle.
On the enforcement side, 42 summonses have been written in the past month for driving while using a cell phone in the 104th. Fifty-five speeding summonses were issued over the past month, and 113 summonses were given out to people for blocked driveways, which continues to be the number one complaint received by the quality-of-life hotline.
Drag racing has been a major issue over the past few weeks, too. At Paige Place and Grand Avenue in Maspeth, the 104th has made nine felony collars and 37 misdemeanor collars, and has issued more than 500 summonses for illegal activity. Captain Loehle reassured the members of the community that any person caught drag racing would be arrested, and the car would be seized by the police.
Gang info Detective Christopher Jones of the NYPD Gangs Division made a special appearance that evening to give a presentation on the history of gangs and educate the public on how to spot gang members. "Gangs in New York are nothing new," said Detective Jones. "There were gangs in New York City as early as the 1850s." There are approximately one million gang members in the USA, said Jones, and there are more than 35,000 separate gangs. The average age of a gang member is 18, and males dominate these groups.
Gangs are generally out for the continued gain of quick cash and drugs, said Jones, but people join gangs for a multitude of reasons, i.e. peer pressure, attention, fear, curiosity, power and greed. Jones pointed out that there are many different ways to recognize a gang member, which include colors, clothing, accessories, symbols, graffiti, tattoos, grooming, nicknames, terminology, hand signs and rituals.
To combat gangs, Jones said that the best course of action is community outreach programs and after school programs. He also mentioned that DARE (Drug Abuse Resistance Education) and GREAT (Gang Resistance Education and Training) were very good programs which seek to remedy the rising gang problems in this country. For more information, click here [aol.com]
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It is official; Netcraft confirms: Netware is dying
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Novell community when IDC confirmed that Netware market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Netware has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Novell is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Novell's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Novell faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Novell because Netware is dying. Things are looking very bad for Novell. As many of us are already aware, Netware continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
Corel Netware is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time Corel developers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Netware is dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Netware Admin leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of Netware Admin. How many users of ConsoleOne are there? Let's see. The number of Netware Admin versus ConsoleOne posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 ConsoleOne users. Corel Netware posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of ConsoleOne posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Corel Netware. A recent article put Novell Netware at about 80 percent of the Netware market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Netware users. This is consistent with the number of Netware Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Word Perfect, abysmal sales and so on, Corel is going out of business and will probably be taken over by Novell who sell another troubled OS. Now Novell is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Netware has steadily declined in market share. Novell is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Netware is to survive at all it will be among OS dilettante dabblers. Netware continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Netware is dead.
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He ido de ser totalmente indiferente sobre radio del InM?S OSCURA"del i. Har?amos los ?lbumes de la compilaci?n pas are trying to come up with a system that will allow free, unfettered broadcasting over the internet. They are trying, and sure there are probably a million holes in their software at this stage, but hey, it never stopped Microsofrnte para escuchar ella. Comenc? a ir a las docenas de conciertos del LA a San Diego. Me pienso el a?o pasado marqu? 35 conciertos en cerca de 9 meses. ?Iba a ver bigass que las demostraciones de la arena que eran hyped por las estaciones de radio? Solamente en un pu?ado muy peque?o de casos como el viaje de Yahoo Outloud Weezer,s are trying to come up with a system that will allow free, unfettered broadcasting over the internet. They are trying, and sure there are probably a million holes in their software at this stage, but hey, it never stopped Microsof cuando fui a las demostraciones del LA y del SD. La mayor?a de las demostraciones que iba a eran demostraciones de la roca del indie y demostraciones locales peque?as. De todos modos, iba a estas demostraciones ESPEC?FICAMENTE porque las vendas no eran jugadas en la radio. La gente I encuentra incre?blemente talentoso como Ozma y los cabritos del levantar ser?n afortunados siempre tener un solo jugado en una estaci?n como KROQ. Yendo a todas las demostraciones hice y el escoger encima de ?lbumes de vendas que tuve gusto, yo puso no s?lo el dinero en sus bolsillos sino consigui? introducido a m?s vendas que puedo recordar f?cilmente. ?stas son vendas de algunos badass en mi opini?n pero no van a ser encontradas en la radio. Despu?s comenc? a conseguir en una materia m?s electr?nica pero nunca era realmente uno para la escena electr?nica. No puedo estar parado que ve a un manojo de individuos blancos del cornbread revving sus hornillas del arroz en porciones del estacionamiento. No es racismo o cualquier cosa, ?l las miradas justas est?pidas viendo a alg?n cabrito hecho frente pimply con su sombrero de Fred Durst con "accionado por una etiqueta engomada de VTEC" en el suyo ventana le?da. Narcotizados fuera de wannabes del raver no son exactamente para arriba en mi lista de afiliaciones sociales cualquiera. M?s bien que d?gales sean qui?nes quisieran que fueran yo apenas evitan la escena enteramente. De modo que me deje con ninguna parte para conseguir m?sica con excepci?n de Napster o algo. Es agradable ver si deseo pasar el dinero en un ?lbum pero la mayor?a de las canciones se registran mal en tambi?n el punto bajo de un ?ndice binario para mi gusto. Despu?s enciendo encima de iTunes en mi Powerbook y hojeo a las estaciones electr?nicas. ?Mierda santa! M?sica que no suena como asno cuando la tapo en mi sistema de los sonidos y no tiene un DJ necio el ser whack del wiggity en el aire. Cogida s?. Consigo no s?lo una buena corriente de la m?sica sino que tambi?n tengo una exhibici?n de qu? canci?n estoy escuchando en caso de que yo encontrarme a m? mismo interesada en el artista. Entonces hay el disponible bien escogido, si una estaci?n comienza adentro con algo que no lo hago como puedo doblar tecleo otro con una diversa corriente. La radio del Internet se ha convertido en la radio que he estado deseando por a?os. En un bloque de la hora consigo o?r el valor alrededor de de una hora de la m?sica, no 10 minutos de m?sica decente, 30 minutos de slop que no desear?a en mi enemigo peor y 20 minutos de los anuncios necios para la mierda no compro y DJs habr?a tirado algo en el sol ahora est? haciendo frente a una cierta oposici?n tiesa en la forma el RIAA y sus minions demonic. No deseo ver la radio del Internet ir abajo porque es la ?nica manera barata que tengo a la izquierda conseguir introducido a una cierta buena m?sica. El compartir con mis amigos es agradable pero no hay bastante variedad realmente a encontrar del extremo de la mierda I de la pared para arriba realmente que cava. La radio del P2P se parece como una soluci?n obvia debido a la cultura del buzzword del P2P que se afloja en fecha tarde. El modelo sin embargo funciona en problemas serios. El RIAA no tiene que ir despu?s de un solo individuo o el grupo de individuos a toma hacia fuera la radio del P2P como ?l pod?a con a los varios programas que compart?an. Todo lo que tiene que hacer debe hacer algunos repartos con el cable y los abastecedores del DSL. Deja la opini?n all? era una radio popular del P2P en mi ciudad, todo lo que tomar?a es un reparto o el pleito contra la carta y ?l ser?a tostado. todo el extremo para arriba con nuestra anchura de banda acortamos m?s que est? ya y radio del P2P terminar?a encima de prohibido espec?ficamente en el AUP. ?Cambie al DSL que usted dice? Deseo de mierda I. PacBell no podr?a encontrar sus dicks si no estaban en el extremo de sus brazos. Evne si el DSL era viable para alguna gente P2P r
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He ido de ser totalmente indiferente sobre radio del Internet a ser un ventilador enorme de ?l en el palmo alrededor de de un a?o. Ahora no he escuchado la m?sica de la difusi?n en a?os de un par. Apenas sobre todo que escuch? sali? durante mucho tiempo de mis amigos y piscinas "copia M?S OSCURA"del i. Har?amos los ?lbumes de la compilaci?n para uno a o las canciones justas del gancho que gozamos particularmente de ?lbumes en cada otros de colecciones. La radio de la difusi?n ha sido siempre mierda pero ha estado recientemente as? que malo que no puedo estar parado simplemente para escuchar ella. Comenc? a ir a las docenas de conciertos del LA a San Diego. Me pienso el a?o pasado marqu? 35 conciertos en cerca de 9 meses. ?Iba a ver bigass que las demostraciones de la arena que eran hyped por las estaciones de radio? Solamente en un pu?ado muy peque?o de casos como el viaje de Yahoo Outloud Weezer, cuando fui a las demostraciones del LA y del SD. La mayor?a de las demostraciones que iba a eran demostraciones de la roca del indie y demostraciones locales peque?as. De todos modos, iba a estas demostraciones ESPEC?FICAMENTE porque las vendas no eran jugadas en la radio. La gente I encuentra incre?blemente talentoso como Ozma y los cabritos del levantar ser?n afortunados siempre tener un solo jugado en una estaci?n como KROQ. Yendo a todas las demostraciones hice y el escoger encima de ?lbumes de vendas que tuve gusto, yo puso no s?lo el dinero en sus bolsillos sino consigui? introducido a m?s vendas que puedo recordar f?cilmente. ?stas son vendas de algunos badass en mi opini?n pero no van a ser encontradas en la radio. Despu?s comenc? a conseguir en una materia m?s electr?nica pero nunca era realmente uno para la escena electr?nica. No puedo estar parado que ve a un manojo de individuos blancos del cornbread revving sus hornillas del arroz en porciones del estacionamiento. No es racismo o cualquier cosa, ?l las miradas justas est?pidas viendo a alg?n cabrito hecho frente pimply con su sombrero de Fred Durst con "accionado por una etiqueta engomada de VTEC" en el suyo ventana le?da. Narcotizados fuera de wannabes del raver no son exactamente para arriba en mi lista de afiliaciones sociales cualquiera. M?s bien que d?gales sean qui?nes quisieran que fueran yo apenas evitan la escena enteramente. De modo que me deje con ninguna parte para conseguir m?sica con excepci?n de Napster o algo. Es agradable ver si deseo pasar el dinero en un ?lbum pero la mayor?a de las canciones se registran mal en tambi?n el punto bajo de un ?ndice binario para mi gusto. Despu?s enciendo encima de iTunes en mi Powerbook y hojeo a las estaciones electr?nicas. ?Mierda santa! M?sica que no suena como asno cuando la tapo en mi sistema de los sonidos y no tiene un DJ necio el ser whack del wiggity en el aire. Cogida s?. Consigo no s?lo una buena corriente de la m?sica sino que tambi?n tengo una exhibici?n de qu? canci?n estoy escuchando en caso de que yo encontrarme a m? mismo interesada en el artista. Entonces hay el disponible bien escogido, si una estaci?n comienza adentro con algo que no lo hago como puedo doblar tecleo otro con una diversa corriente. La radio del Internet se ha convertido en la radio que he estado deseando por a?os. En un bloque de la hora consigo o?r el valor alrededor de de una hora de la m?sica, no 10 minutos de m?sica decente, 30 minutos de slop que no desear?a en mi enemigo peor y 20 minutos de los anuncios necios para la mierda no compro y DJs habr?a tirado algo en el sol ahora est? haciendo frente a una cierta oposici?n tiesa en la forma el RIAA y sus minions demonic. No deseo ver la radio del Internet ir abajo porque es la ?nica manera barata que tengo a la izquierda conseguir introducido a una cierta buena m?sica. El compartir con mis amigos es agradable pero no hay bastante variedad realmente a encontrar del extremo de la mierda I de la pared para arriba realmente que cava. La radio del P2P se parece como una soluci?n obvia debido a la cultura del buzzword del P2P que se afloja en fecha tarde. El modelo sin embargo funciona en problemas serios. El RIAA no tiene que ir despu?s de un solo individuo o el grupo de individuos a toma hacia fuera la radio del P2P como ?l pod?a con a los varios programas que compart?an. Todo lo que tiene que hacer debe hacer algunos repartos con el cable y los abastecedores del DSL. Deja la opini?n all? era una radio popular del P2P en mi ciudad, todo lo que tomar?a es un reparto o el pleito contra la carta y ?l ser?a tostado. todo el extremo para arriba con nuestra anchura de banda acortamos m?s que est? ya y radio del P2P terminar?a encima de prohibido espec?ficamente en el AUP. ?Cambie al DSL que usted dice? Deseo de mierda I. PacBell no podr?a encontrar sus dicks si no estaban en el extremo de sus brazos. Evne si el DSL era viable para alguna gente P2P r
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1) Go to work. Do some actual work, then during lunch, go to Swift, Myrtle Auto Parts or Pep Boys and buy 5 quarts of oil and a filter.
2) After lunch, complain to boss about a serious malfunction in car. Explain to boss that if it's not fixed now, car may be in shop for a week and you won't be able to show up during that time.
3) After boss falls for bullshit story, grab 4x4x6 block of wood and place at the edge of closed forks on forktruck so as not to damage the pretty frame of your car then lift just higher than the jackstands you always place next to the shop desk.
4) Place jackstands under frame just behind front fenders and lower car slowly being carefull nothing moves or gets crushed. When forks are clear, push nose of car sideways to make sure it's stable.
5) Place big empty pan under oil plug and filter. Remove oil plug with channel locks (this is a custom oil plug with a round head to keep petrolium soaked primates from using impact wrenches on it in rare occasions when you have them change the oil). Remove filter with filter wrench you conveniently placed in the cabinet marked "car stuff".
6) While waiting for oil to drain, call Vixen and see who's working tonight.
7) Replace drain plug, install new filter with light coat of oil on seal (making sure old seal isn't still stuck to filter housing or block), then fill with 5 quarts of fresh oil. Unplug primary sides of coil packs and crank until oil pressure comes up, then lower car with forktruck, place jackstands next to shop desk, plug the coils back in, and start car. Check for leaks.
8) Dump used oil into waste oil barrel and clean pan. Call waste oil guy if more than 3/4 full. Put tools away, wipe up the 3 drops of oil you spilled, wash up, and lock up the shop if boss has left already. If boss is still there, pretend to work until she does, then lock up and go home.
Money spent:
Oil and filter: $15.00 Money made:
1/2 day you were getting paid to work on your own car: $44.10
Total: +$29.10
Oil change instructions for women:
1) Pull up to local petrolium soaked primate when car produces a large white, black and/or blue cloud of foul smelling smoke behind it. Insist car was running fine the day/week/month before you hit this big pothole. Try not to stare at the dirt under his eyelids and sloping forehead.
2) Try not to scream in horror as the PSP tells you it's approximately $5,000 to replace the engine you never changed the oil in.
3) Apply for a job at Vixen to pay the PSP. If Tony or Freddy like you, go home and get dressed, you start tonight. If not, try Pumps and repeat. Don't forget the G string to show off those nice ass cheeks.
4) Go to Vixen , and get topless as soon as you get on stage. Don't screw around or you won't get tipped. Try not to look at yourself too much in the mirrors, and ALWAYS take the dollar with the cleavage, not the hands.
5) Talk to cute guy everyone calls "Cheezy", "Dee" or "Sex Machine". Explain your problem, take him home.
6) Get naked and have the best sex you ever had times 3. Don't squeeze his balls, he hates that. Swallow it. Wiggle your ass in his face. Scream his name when you cum multiple times.
7) When you wake the next afternoon, cook him breakfast, and make lots of coffee. Have more sex with him. Call the mechanic to get your car back as is. Bend over the couch. CheezyDee likes to see your ass jiggle as he takes you from behind.
8) When the car comes, so will you. To avoid distracting Cheezy while he works, go to the store and buy more rubbers. Get some beer and coffee too.
9) By the time you return, Cheezy should be around half done, depending on how much other stuff was neglected. Order pizza or Chinese for dinner. Cheezy likes pork fried rice and a couple eggrolls.
10) After he eats his food and then you, he's back to work. Clean the house. Yes, thats his spooge on the ceiling tile. Take a shower, douche, touch yourself while thinking about last night.
11) When he's done, thank Cheezy by letting him in the bad place. Wiggle. Move him in. Introduce him to your friends.
Money spent:
Oil change: $15.00
Petrolium soaked primate "Consulting fee": $200.00
Wrecking yard motor and tranny: $1,000.00
Brakes: $120.00
Total: $1,335.00
The best sex of your life with CheezyDee: Priceless
Prostitutes, Pimps Ril Residents Of Ridgewood Curse, Expose Themselves In Street
by Jennifer Stevens
Angry residents of Starr Street and Willoughby Street attended last Monday's Citizens for a Better Ridgewood meeting to complain about the growing problem of prostitution near their homes. They complained that prostitutes can be found walking the streets where they live at any hour of the day"sometimes indecently exposing themselves or cursing at the residents of the neighborhood. Extremely frustrated by the constant presence of hookers and pimps, they asked Lieutenant Christopher Murray of the 104th Precinct what the police are doing to remedy this situation. Murray explained that 104th officers patrol those streets when they can, give out summonses and even make an occasional arrest. However, the lieutenant explained that no matter how many summonses cops give, or how many arrests they make, police activity will not stop the problem because the punishment for prostitution is no more than a slap on the wrist, or in most cases, a $50 fine. "They'll be right back out there the next day," he said. Lieutenant Murray suggested that the residents of those two streets get organized, band together and hold a protest march.
"You have to work together to try to get rid of them," he said. "The community has to get together as a group and take back the neighborhood." Murray did his best to convince the residents that forming an alliance, and then confronting these prostitutes as a group"if done consistently for a few weeks"would help to rid the neighborhood of the problem. Residents seemed upset by the fact that the 104th Precinct can't do more to alleviate this problem. P.O. Kathy Bonziglia urged residents to consider becoming "blockwatchers" for their street. A blockwatcher is affiliated with the 104th Precinct, and upon signing up, is given a code number which allows him/her to call the precinct and report crimes anonymously.
Some people asked what the difference was between reporting crimes anonymously and just calling regularly, as they do now. P.O. Bonziglia explained that when a person signs up to be a blockwatcher and then begins to call in to report crimes, the precinct considers that valuable information. For more information concerning Blockwatchers, click here [blockwatchers.com]
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BURGLARIES JUMP IN 104th PRECINCT
Thieves Prefer Headlights On Nissan Maximas
by Jennifer Stevens
Driven by an upswing in burglaries, general crime rose 14 percent over the past 28 days in the 104th Precinct, Captain Peter Loehle informed at last Wednesday?s COP 104 meeting in Maspeth. ?Burglaries, which have been our number one nemesis all year, are up 20 percent year to date,? said the 104th?s commanding officer. ?However, in the past two weeks, they?ve gone down 10 percent and 36 percent respectively.? Captain Loehle assured the public that officers had made two very good burglary arrests this month, so this trend may reverse. One consisted of a 51-year-old male Hispanic who was arrested on Linden Place. Officers later learned that this man had a previous record for homicide in the 1979s. The second collar took place on 58th Avenue. Police nabbed a 41-year-old male Hispanic after they were able to obtain a fingerprint of his from a local garbage can.
Two rapes took place in the last 28 days, but both perpetrators were known by their attackers. There have been six robberies in the last month, but the 104th made 15 collars for robbery last week alone, and robberies were down 36 percent that week. Grand larceny auto has risen slightly, as 59 cars have been stolen in the past 28 days. Grand larcenies are up 47 percent over the past 28 days. Captain Loehle reported that a lot of these larcenies consist of thieves stealing valuables out of people?s cars. The headlights on 2002 Nissan Maximas are hot items because they cost $800. In fact, five sets of these headlights were stolen in the past month, said Captain Loehle. The commander reported that the precinct was trying to come up with a way to mark the headlights, but no solution has been found yet. Loehle also urged people not to keep valuable items in their cars. There are also some scammers preying on individuals in the area. In one case, two African American women, 40-45 years old, target people on the street, saying that they?d found a pocketbook full of money, and want to share it with the victim. The victims are then asked to put up ?good faith money? from their own wallets or bank accounts before the thieves vanish with it. ?Beware of offers that sound to good to be true,? advised Captain Loehle.
On the enforcement side, 42 summonses have been written in the past month for driving while using a cell phone in the 104th. Fifty-five speeding summonses were issued over the past month, and 113 summonses were given out to people for blocked driveways, which continues to be the number one complaint received by the quality-of-life hotline.
Drag racing has been a major issue over the past few weeks, too. At Paige Place and Grand Avenue in Maspeth, the 104th has made nine felony collars and 37 misdemeanor collars, and has issued more than 500 summonses for illegal activity. Captain Loehle reassured the members of the community that any person caught drag racing would be arrested, and the car would be seized by the police.
Gang info Detective Christopher Jones of the NYPD Gangs Division made a special appearance that evening to give a presentation on the history of gangs and educate the public on how to spot gang members. ?Gangs in New York are nothing new,? said Detective Jones. ?There were gangs in New York City as early as the 1850s.? There are approximately one million gang members in the USA, said Jones, and there are more than 35,000 separate gangs. The average age of a gang member is 18, and males dominate these groups.
Gangs are generally out for the continued gain of quick cash and drugs, said Jones, but people join gangs for a multitude of reasons, i.e. peer pressure, attention, fear, curiosity, power and greed. Jones pointed out that there are many different ways to recognize a gang member, which include colors, clothing, accessories, symbols, graffiti, tattoos, grooming, nicknames, terminology, hand signs and rituals.
To combat gangs, Jones said that the best course of action is community outreach programs and after school programs. He also mentioned that DARE (Drug Abuse Resistance Education) and GREAT (Gang Resistance Education and Training) were very good programs which seek to remedy the rising gang problems in this country. For more information, click here [aol.com]
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BURGLARIES JUMP IN 104th PRECINCT
Thieves Prefer Headlights On Nissan Maximas
by Jennifer Stevens
Driven by an upswing in burglaries, general crime rose 14 percent over the past 28 days in the 104th Precinct, Captain Peter Loehle informed at last Wednesday?s COP 104 meeting in Maspeth. ?Burglaries, which have been our number one nemesis all year, are up 20 percent year to date,? said the 104th?s commanding officer. ?However, in the past two weeks, they?ve gone down 10 percent and 36 percent respectively.? Captain Loehle assured the public that officers had made two very good burglary arrests this month, so this trend may reverse. One consisted of a 51-year-old male Hispanic who was arrested on Linden Place. Officers later learned that this man had a previous record for homicide in the 1979s. The second collar took place on 58th Avenue. Police nabbed a 41-year-old male Hispanic after they were able to obtain a fingerprint of his from a local garbage can.
Two rapes took place in the last 28 days, but both perpetrators were known by their attackers. There have been six robberies in the last month, but the 104th made 15 collars for robbery last week alone, and robberies were down 36 percent that week. Grand larceny auto has risen slightly, as 59 cars have been stolen in the past 28 days. Grand larcenies are up 47 percent over the past 28 days. Captain Loehle reported that a lot of these larcenies consist of thieves stealing valuables out of people?s cars. The headlights on 2002 Nissan Maximas are hot items because they cost $800. In fact, five sets of these headlights were stolen in the past month, said Captain Loehle. The commander reported that the precinct was trying to come up with a way to mark the headlights, but no solution has been found yet. Loehle also urged people not to keep valuable items in their cars. There are also some scammers preying on individuals in the area. In one case, two African American women, 40-45 years old, target people on the street, saying that they?d found a pocketbook full of money, and want to share it with the victim. The victims are then asked to put up ?good faith money? from their own wallets or bank accounts before the thieves vanish with it. ?Beware of offers that sound to good to be true,? advised Captain Loehle.
On the enforcement side, 42 summonses have been written in the past month for driving while using a cell phone in the 104th. Fifty-five speeding summonses were issued over the past month, and 113 summonses were given out to people for blocked driveways, which continues to be the number one complaint received by the quality-of-life hotline.
Drag racing has been a major issue over the past few weeks, too. At Paige Place and Grand Avenue in Maspeth, the 104th has made nine felony collars and 37 misdemeanor collars, and has issued more than 500 summonses for illegal activity. Captain Loehle reassured the members of the community that any person caught drag racing would be arrested, and the car would be seized by the police.
Gang info Detective Christopher Jones of the NYPD Gangs Division made a special appearance that evening to give a presentation on the history of gangs and educate the public on how to spot gang members. ?Gangs in New York are nothing new,? said Detective Jones. ?There were gangs in New York City as early as the 1850s.? There are approximately one million gang members in the USA, said Jones, and there are more than 35,000 separate gangs. The average age of a gang member is 18, and males dominate these groups.
Gangs are generally out for the continued gain of quick cash and drugs, said Jones, but people join gangs for a multitude of reasons, i.e. peer pressure, attention, fear, curiosity, power and greed. Jones pointed out that there are many different ways to recognize a gang member, which include colors, clothing, accessories, symbols, graffiti, tattoos, grooming, nicknames, terminology, hand signs and rituals.
To combat gangs, Jones said that the best course of action is community outreach programs and after school programs. He also mentioned that DARE (Drug Abuse Resistance Education) and GREAT (Gang Resistance Education and Training) were very good programs which seek to remedy the rising gang problems in this country. For more information, click here [aol.com]
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Here
Goddamnit, I forgot to put the Vixen links in there. Click here
Oh, and here's the mandatory Goatse link for all you fags.
What about 911 emergency service? (Score:1) by fishnuts (fishnuts@arpa.org) on Saturday June 29, @03:48AM (#3791286) (User #414425 Info | http://arpa.org/) At least in the US, cellphone carriers are required by law to allow all 911 calls through on any cellphone, whether it's activated or not. The law is pretty strictly enforced, too. It's reasonable to assume that wherever he was, a similar service or law exists. I can imagine that 1) there was some sort of equivalent service in his area, and 2) his service should have a number to call, like '0' or '611' to talk to someone about adding minutes to his calling plan. The guy was smart enough (and lucid enough) to know that chilling batteries rejuvenates them to some extent, but couldn't figure out how to get a hold of anyone on a service that doesn't require "charged" minutes? He's getting more credit than he deserves. Regardless, if such emergency services aren't available where he was, let it be a lesson to the carriers there. Someone could easily hold them liable for not permitting emergency calls to go through, where life-threatening situations exist. [ Reply to This | Parent ] First Oil Change Post (Score:-1) by FreshPondPhil on Saturday June 29, @03:48AM (#3791287) (User #576222 Info | http://www.geocities.com/~cheezydee/) Oil change instructions for CheezyDee: These instructions apply specifically to a Ford 4.6 liter V8. Other makes/models may vary. 1) Go to work. Do some actual work, then during lunch, go to Swift, Myrtle Auto Parts or Pep Boys and buy 5 quarts of oil and a filter. 2) After lunch, complain to boss about a serious malfunction in car. Explain to boss that if it's not fixed now, car may be in shop for a week and you won't be able to show up during that time. 3) After boss falls for bullshit story, grab 4x4x6 block of wood and place at the edge of closed forks on forktruck so as not to damage the pretty frame of your car then lift just higher than the jackstands you always place next to the shop desk. 4) Place jackstands under frame just behind front fenders and lower car slowly being carefull nothing moves or gets crushed. When forks are clear, push nose of car sideways to make sure it's stable. 5) Place big empty pan under oil plug and filter. Remove oil plug with channel locks (this is a custom oil plug with a round head to keep petrolium soaked primates from using impact wrenches on it in rare occasions when you have them change the oil). Remove filter with filter wrench you conveniently placed in the cabinet marked "car stuff". 6) While waiting for oil to drain, call Vixen and see who's working tonight. 7) Replace drain plug, install new filter with light coat of oil on seal (making sure old seal isn't still stuck to filter housing or block), then fill with 5 quarts of fresh oil. Unplug primary sides of coil packs and crank until oil pressure comes up, then lower car with forktruck, place jackstands next to shop desk, plug the coils back in, and start car. Check for leaks. 8) Dump used oil into waste oil barrel and clean pan. Call waste oil guy if more than 3/4 full. Put tools away, wipe up the 3 drops of oil you spilled, wash up, and lock up the shop if boss has left already. If boss is still there, pretend to work until she does, then lock up and go home. Money spent: Oil and filter: $15.00 Money made: 1/2 day you were getting paid to work on your own car: $44.10 Total: +$29.10 Oil change instructions for women: 1) Pull up to local petrolium soaked primate when car produces a large white, black and/or blue cloud of foul smelling smoke behind it. Insist car was running fine the day/week/month before you hit this big pothole. Try not to stare at the dirt under his eyelids and sloping forehead. 2) Try not to scream in horror as the PSP tells you it's approximately $5,000 to replace the engine you never changed the oil in. 3) Apply for a job at Vixen to pay the PSP. If Tony or Freddy like you, go home and get dressed, you start tonight. If not, try Pumps and repeat. Don't forget the G string to show off those nice ass cheeks. 4) Go to Vixen, and get topless as soon as you get on stage. Don't screw around or you won't get tipped. Try not to look at yourself too much in the mirrors, and ALWAYS take the dollar with the cleavage, not the hands. 5) Talk to cute guy everyone calls "Cheezy", "Dee" or "Sex Machine". Explain your problem, take him home. 6) Get naked and have the best sex you ever had times 3. Don't squeeze his balls, he hates that. Swallow it. Wiggle your ass in his face. Scream his name when you cum multiple times. 7) When you wake the next afternoon, cook him breakfast, and make lots of coffee. Have more sex with him. Call the mechanic to get your car back as is. Bend o Read the rest of this comment... [ Reply to This | Parent ] hmmm (Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday June 29, @03:49AM (#3791288) Maybe it is different in Columbia, but I thought solicitor calls to cell phones were illegal. I'm pretty sure they are in the states. [ Reply to This | Parent ] http://www.tism.com.au/lyrics/derigueurmortis.html (Score:-1)
by on by on Saturday June 29, @03:50AM (#3791289)
(User #572414 Info | Last Journal: Friday June 28, @09:49PM)
The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
Base jumping's for pussies
Kick boxing's for thugs
Jet skiers are morons,
Weight lifters need drugs
Abseiling is pointless
Why climb up a wall?
Only right wankers
Play beach volleyball.
The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
is kissing my arse.
Kiss my arse.
Met a snowboarder
Who wasn't a turd?
Nah, neither have I
The idea's absurd
You get on a plank
Slide down some slush
Fall on your arse
Say "Man, what a rush!"
I turned on the telly
I just went, like, "Whoa!"
And used the remote
To flick through the shows!
I think I'll watch footy
I know it's not x-treme
But why take it to the max
When you can take it to the mean?
The X-Treme Sport you haven't tried yet
is kissing my arse.
Kiss my arse.
--noone here uses windows... [slashdot.org]
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Bush's 9/11 joke not only in bad taste, it's a lie (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday June 29, @03:51AM (#3791294)
"Never mind that it is perhaps the most tasteless and insensitive joke in the annals of the presidency, or that it is ultimately a falsehood. What's really noteworthy about Tale of the Trifecta is that the in-your-face political opportunism it represents is not out of the ordinary for this administration."
Read More... [msnbc.com]
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http://www.tism.com.au/lyrics/derigueurmortis.html (Score:-1)
by on by on Saturday June 29, @03:55AM (#3791301)
(User #572414 Info | Last Journal: Friday June 28, @09:49PM)
Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
If I were Britney's boyfriend
I'd be playing hard to get
She'd come around beggin' for me, but
I'd say, "No no, not yet.
Cos God has told me personally
That I should remain pure.
Just love me, baby, for myself."
And more of that manure.
Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear
Britney would go off her tree
At my refusal
"I'm Britney freakin' Spears,
Rejection's not that usual."
"I love you, darling, for yourself,"
I'd explain to little Miss
"It's your personality I like.
Not your body. Serious."
As far as a coy mistress goes
You'll like it more than she
When, upon her curt refusal
You whole-heartedly agree
Girls justly hate the lecher man
With sweating, hairy paw
But what happens when Boy says no?
They hate that even more
"Just like I told J-Lo," I'd say,
"It's not your fame and wealth,
It's not your perfect bod and face
It's you I want. Yourself.
Jesus wouldn't like us to
If he ever knew it"
"Stuff him," I'm sure she'd say
"Come on, babe, let's do it."
--noone here uses windows... [slashdot.org]
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Emergency call (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday June 29, @03:55AM (#3791302)
I read from the user manual of the mobile phone that there is an emergency call number. But I really couldnt figure out what it is.
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Don't Drink in the Cold (Score:1)
by de la mettrie on Saturday June 29, @03:58AM (#3791310)
(User #27199 Info | http://slashdot.org/)
The Colombian mountaineer slowly begins freezing to death, surviving for 24 hours with his only warmth coming from carefully measured doses of brandy.
Do not do this. Alcohol dilates the capillaries, thus actually lowering the body temperature. You feel warmer because of the desensitizing effect, but booze will just make you freeze faster. Details can be found e. g. here. [hoptechno.com]
--
Praemonitus - Praemunitus
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WARNING!!! GOATSE.CX LINK (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday June 29, @04:09AM (#3791338)
Do not click on that link, that is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
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Regurgitator: I sucked a lot of cock to get where (Score:-1)
by on by on Saturday June 29, @03:58AM (#3791313)
(User #572414 Info | Last Journal: Friday June 28, @09:49PM)
Regurgitator>>I sucked a lot of cock to get where i am
I sucked a lot of cock to get where i am
i only want to be the best that i can
my mouth is stained i can't complain
i keep on rinsing it again and again
whoa-oh whoa whoa yeah-eah-eah-eah
whoa whoa yeah-eah-eah-eah
whoa-oh whoa whoa yeah-eah-eah-eah
whoa yeah-eah-eah
take a look at me
tell me what do you see?
i've got all i want
i'm on top of the heap
now they suck up to me
i sucked more cock
you can get what you need
just get down on your knees
you've sucked a lot of cock to get where you are
your smile is stretching but you're gonna go far
your life is pain you can't complain
you keep on rinsing it again and again
i know i know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am
i know i know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
i only wanna be the best that i can
i know i know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am
i know i know-whoa-oh-oh-oh
i only wanna be the best that i can
i know i know-whoa-oh-oh-oh (x6)
--noone here uses windows... [slashdot.org]
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What they don't say... (Score:3, Funny)
by rant-mode-on on Saturday June 29, @03:59AM (#3791314)
(User #512772 Info | http://slashdot.org/) ... is whether or not they made him buy the minutes before they would help him.
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Regurgitator..Polyestergirl (Score:-1)
by on by on Saturday June 29, @04:01AM (#3791316)
(User #572414 Info | Last Journal: Friday June 28, @09:49PM)
all i want you to say is nothing at all
and all i want you to do is stare at the wall
i love your plastic hair and plastic eyes
marvel at your plastic breasts and plastic thighs
my polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
you're the perfect guy's accessory
dangling from my arm for of the pretty people to see
boy's with sassy pouts and perky glee
great for backstage and entertainment award ceremonies
my polyesergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
took you for a ride up in an aeroplane
but your body burst and left an ugly stain
had to take your pieces back to the factory
it took them several weeks to get you back to me
my polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
so shiny
polyestergirl
she's my polyestergirl
shiniest in all the world
she's my polyestergirl
shiniest in all the world
she's my polyestergirl
shiniest in all the world
--noone here uses windows... [slashdot.org]
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LOVELY SNOT! WONDERFUL SNOT! by pwpbot (Score:-1, Offtopic)
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Good! (Score:1)
by MonMotha on Saturday June 29, @04:02AM (#3791321)
(User #514624 Info | http://monmothas.shacknet.nu/)
Can you hear me NOW? No? Hum, get a crew out here...we need another tower.
Ah, can you hear me NOW? Good!
--MonMotha
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Cold batteries? (Score:1)
by chamenos on Saturday June 29, @04:02AM (#3791322)
(User #541447 Info)
"Then suddenly, at above 12,500 feet, Leonardo Diaz hears a familiar ring."
was his girlfriend by any chance named Cameron Dicaprio?
anyway can someone shed some light on how cellphone batteries get recharged by cold temperatures?
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How many more... (Score:1)
by Hrodvitnir on Saturday June 29, @04:08AM (#3791333)
(User #101283 Info) ...people have to get stranded in the Andes before the world realizes that telemarketers are a viable part of the harmony of the world?
If you prick a spammer, does he not bleed?
---
"See this? This is my BOOM STICK!"
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Wow! (Score:1)
by Locke!Erasmus on Saturday June 29, @04:08AM (#3791334)
(User #588304 Info)
This is probably the one and only time someone was completely glad they got a telemarketing call in all of history.
[ Reply to This | Parent ]
You rule. Plz continue thx.
CmdrTaco says fuck your opinion if it doesn't agree with his minions'.
Oh God, did you eat all this acid?
That's right!
Musik!
Wumpscut, Slave to Evil
There was a time I thought,
the mind would force the body
There was a time I thought,
the mind would force the soul.
But then, I went Evil,
but then, I went mad
But then, I went Evil,
but then, I went mad
But then, I went Evil,
but then, I went mad
But then, I went Evil,
but then, I went mad
Evil is ruling over my existance.
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There was a time I thought,
the mind would force the body
There was a time I thought,
the mind would force the soul.
But then, I went Evil,
but then, I went mad.
But then, I went Evil,
but then, I went mad.
but then, I went mad.
but then, I went mad.
but then, I went mad.
but then, I went mad.
Evil is ruling over my existance.
Evil is ruling over my existance.
Evil is ruling over my existance.
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Over my existance.
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There was a time I thought,
the mind would force the body.
There was a time I thought,
the mind would force the soul.
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the mind would force the soul.
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