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Re:Sweet!No, I'm turning in a paper that was blatantly plagiarised so I can get my sugar pill!
My journal [slashdot.org]. Opinions, rejected stories, conspiracy theories. Comments enabled.
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If you're in IE, prepare to be widened!
Just like the incredible Goatse Man(tm)!
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Why does everyone hate Jon Katz?I mean, he's just a dire writer. His musings aren't particularly well-instrumented and he's generally lame in every respect. But you don't have to read him!
Can you tell what it is yet...?
Hint: the answer lies at this marvellous page.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888g
o8/88888\8888888888888\888888888888/8888\8888888o
a|8888888|8888888888888\8888888888|888888|888888a
t|8888888`.8888888888888|888888888|8888888:88888t
s`88888888|8888888888888|88888888\|8888888|88888s
e8\8888888|8/8888888/88\\\888--__8\\8888888:8888e
x88\888888\/888_--~~8888888888~--__|8\88888|8888x
*888\888888\_-~88888888888888888888~-_\8888|8888*
g0000\_00000\00000000_.--------.______\|000|0000g
o000000\00000\______//0_0___0_0(_(__>00\000|000 0o
a0000000\000.00C0___)00______0(_(____>00|00/000 0a
t0000000/\0|000C0____)/ \0(_____>00|_/00000t
s000000/0/\|000C_____) |00(___>000/00\0000s
e00000|000(000_C_____)\______/00//0_/0/00000\000e
x00000|0000\00|__000\\_________//0(__/0000000|00x
*0000|0\0000\____)000`----000--'0000000000000|00*
g0000|00\_0000000000___\
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s666|666666666/6/666666\__/\___/6666|6666666666|s
e66|66666666666/66666666| |6666666|666666666|e
x66|6666666666|666666666| |6666666|666666666|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
- Because asasd
you may not think
that it is obvious
was shot in the face
with a gun.
was a little baby
sdf sdfs w3rwdf wer dfsxv wer435 df 235 325rsf dwf 234 2352 efsdfs
kjashlskfh lasdfjhasldfh ladsjhlashf fhldshf lsadjhsaldf sdfhs aldkhfsdlf
aslkjf pewnr 3224 asdj82 wdrf 324 asf wq4 234 sed safdsd f3w523 5 dwf df 23 4 234 234sdf. saflku 2wer sadf er3 df we5 132tdwa fet 425 6 wqef qw5e dg fdee wr6y 3rt wet e 6243 6 dsf fg dj e 341 563wqlkejq lqwk ejqlwkje qlw ejlqwe jqlw euqop4u 231b4qs dfasxw 5 3245. 342 345qwdaf asrt34q5 3q. 7 r, sdoifu owei ur ow qeur98 y3294y d sdg av fighef hishfiewrh ti3yrq q5ru w0tu 9wer9uq32y42 0 oy ifehisdfhisudyf iqw iu hweto yw9!Once upon a time there
er after, until he
was shot in the face
with a gun.
sdfjh 304ujr osdhc 9whe9hrti fns e f34 5ef sdf 235ui wodfpisa, wdfjh ss9 8ywdr fbq3r 2erwdfaw qw3e qwer sdf, 3r wejfdoi hwadof oewrj erfawf e, woweru owuero uwqeor u ower sw d q3e qfs! sldkj oad asdasd. wqer wdf sdg 45y ut5.
54yt4 9wue wqr erg rt 4 6dfs qw 434 457 rt udf gsadh rowqyr123 52e jxf wweor wer 23 f 4 6 4ry
asd qwrw, weriwfd hiuwr!
ksdfh sdfedg er h tyheqtweads tru r5 wery ywet ewt w. ewrt r u e tu retrt y qrew yrt u uueweqy u
w et fgcbcb. 3lurodj firthiqwuh.fsd fvwq et 435 egf, 435t foigj orejtp0w 0ut034ut9 u0weuf 0wdtu werjtowhr ib325 34 6te rg sdf 3e!
- Because asasd
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Why does everyone hate Jon Katz?I mean, he's just a dire writer. His musings aren't particularly well-instrumented and he's generally lame in every respect. But you don't have to read him!
Can you tell what it is yet...?
Hint: the answer lies at this marvellous page.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888g
o8/88888\8888888888888\888888888888/8888\8888888o
a|8888888|8888888888888\8888888888|888888|888888a
t|8888888`.8888888888888|888888888|8888888:88888t
s`88888888|8888888888888|88888888\|8888888|88888s
e8\8888888|8/8888888/88\\\888--__8\\8888888:8888e
x88\888888\/888_--~~8888888888~--__|8\88888|8888x
*888\888888\_-~88888888888888888888~-_\8888|8888*
g0000\_00000\00000000_.--------.______\|000|0000g
o000000\00000\______//0_0___0_0(_(__>00\000|000 0o
a0000000\000.00C0___)00______0(_(____>00|00/000 0a
t0000000/\0|000C0____)/ \0(_____>00|_/00000t
s000000/0/\|000C_____) |00(___>000/00\0000s
e00000|000(000_C_____)\______/00//0_/0/00000\000e
x00000|0000\00|__000\\_________//0(__/0000000|00x
*0000|0\0000\____)000`----000--'0000000000000|00*
g0000|00\_0000000000___\
o000|00000000000000/0000| |00\000000000000|o
a000|0000000000000|0000/ \00\00000000000|0a
t666|6666666666/6/6666| |66\66666666666|0t
s666|666666666/6/666666\__/\___/6666|6666666666|s
e66|66666666666/66666666| |6666666|666666666|e
x66|6666666666|666666666| |6666666|666666666|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
- Because asasd
you may not think
that it is obvious
was shot in the face
with a gun.
was a little baby
sdf sdfs w3rwdf wer dfsxv wer435 df 235 325rsf dwf 234 2352 efsdfs
kjashlskfh lasdfjhasldfh ladsjhlashf fhldshf lsadjhsaldf sdfhs aldkhfsdlf
aslkjf pewnr 3224 asdj82 wdrf 324 asf wq4 234 sed safdsd f3w523 5 dwf df 23 4 234 234sdf. saflku 2wer sadf er3 df we5 132tdwa fet 425 6 wqef qw5e dg fdee wr6y 3rt wet e 6243 6 dsf fg dj e 341 563wqlkejq lqwk ejqlwkje qlw ejlqwe jqlw euqop4u 231b4qs dfasxw 5 3245. 342 345qwdaf asrt34q5 3q. 7 r, sdoifu owei ur ow qeur98 y3294y d sdg av fighef hishfiewrh ti3yrq q5ru w0tu 9wer9uq32y42 0 oy ifehisdfhisudyf iqw iu hweto yw9!Once upon a time there
er after, until he
was shot in the face
with a gun.
sdfjh 304ujr osdhc 9whe9hrti fns e f34 5ef sdf 235ui wodfpisa, wdfjh ss9 8ywdr fbq3r 2erwdfaw qw3e qwer sdf, 3r wejfdoi hwadof oewrj erfawf e, woweru owuero uwqeor u ower sw d q3e qfs! sldkj oad asdasd. wqer wdf sdg 45y ut5.
54yt4 9wue wqr erg rt 4 6dfs qw 434 457 rt udf gsadh rowqyr123 52e jxf wweor wer 23 f 4 6 4ry
asd qwrw, weriwfd hiuwr!
ksdfh sdfedg er h tyheqtweads tru r5 wery ywet ewt w. ewrt r u e tu retrt y qrew yrt u uueweqy u
w et fgcbcb. 3lurodj firthiqwuh.fsd fvwq et 435 egf, 435t foigj orejtp0w 0ut034ut9 u0weuf 0wdtu werjtowhr ib325 34 6te rg sdf 3e!
- Because asasd
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Reply to this post or I'll fuck you!See, trolling is nice and wastes moderators' valuable mod points. Moreover, if we keep alerting people about the pitifully incompetent "reporting" on Slashdot (e.g. the FreeBSD "4.5" release) and that they can use JunkBuster without paying, then all will be happy. Once the troll to normal boring user ratio is 50/50, then it'll be a special time. Oh yes.
Can you tell what it is yet...?
Hint: the answer lies at this marvellous page.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888g
o8/88888\8888888888888\888888888888/8888\8888888o
a|8888888|8888888888888\8888888888|888888|888888a
t|8888888`.8888888888888|888888888|8888888:88888t
s`88888888|8888888888888|88888888\|8888888|88888s
e8\8888888|8/8888888/88\\\888--__8\\8888888:8888e
x88\888888\/888_--~~8888888888~--__|8\88888|8888x
*888\888888\_-~88888888888888888888~-_\8888|8888*
g0000\_00000\00000000_.--------.______\|000|0000g
o000000\00000\______//0_0___0_0(_(__>00\000|000 0o
a0000000\000.00C0___)00______0(_(____>00|00/000 0a
t0000000/\0|000C0____)/ \0(_____>00|_/00000t
s000000/0/\|000C_____) |00(___>000/00\0000s
e00000|000(000_C_____)\______/00//0_/0/00000\000e
x00000|0000\00|__000\\_________//0(__/0000000|00x
*0000|0\0000\____)000`----000--'0000000000000|00*
g0000|00\_0000000000___\
o000|00000000000000/0000| |00\000000000000|o
a000|0000000000000|0000/ \00\00000000000|0a
t666|6666666666/6/6666| |66\66666666666|0t
s666|666666666/6/666666\__/\___/6666|6666666666|s
e66|66666666666/66666666| |6666666|666666666|e
x66|6666666666|666666666| |6666666|666666666|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
- Because asasd
you may not think
that it is obvious
was shot in the face
with a gun.
was a little baby
sdf sdfs w3rwdf wer dfsxv wer435 df 235 325rsf dwf 234 2352 efsdfs
kjashlskfh lasdfjhasldfh ladsjhlashf fhldshf lsadjhsaldf sdfhs aldkhfsdlf
aslkjf pewnr 3224 asdj82 wdrf 324 asf wq4 234 sed safdsd f3w523 5 dwf df 23 4 234 234sdf. saflku 2wer sadf er3 df we5 132tdwa fet 425 6 wqef qw5e dg fdee wr6y 3rt wet e 6243 6 dsf fg dj e 341 563wqlkejq lqwk ejqlwkje qlw ejlqwe jqlw euqop4u 231b4qs dfasxw 5 3245. 342 345qwdaf asrt34q5 3q. 7 r, sdoifu owei ur ow qeur98 y3294y d sdg av fighef hishfiewrh ti3yrq q5ru w0tu 9wer9uq32y42 0 oy ifehisdfhisudyf iqw iu hweto yw9!Once upon a time there
er after, until he
was shot in the face
with a gun.
sdfjh 304ujr osdhc 9whe9hrti fns e f34 5ef sdf 235ui wodfpisa, wdfjh ss9 8ywdr fbq3r 2erwdfaw qw3e qwer sdf, 3r wejfdoi hwadof oewrj erfawf e, woweru owuero uwqeor u ower sw d q3e qfs! sldkj oad asdasd. wqer wdf sdg 45y ut5.
54yt4 9wue wqr erg rt 4 6dfs qw 434 457 rt udf gsadh rowqyr123 52e jxf wweor wer 23 f 4 6 4ry
asd qwrw, weriwfd hiuwr!
ksdfh sdfedg er h tyheqtweads tru r5 wery ywet ewt w. ewrt r u e tu retrt y qrew yrt u uueweqy u
w et fgcbcb. 3lurodj firthiqwuh.fsd fvwq et 435 egf, 435t foigj orejtp0w 0ut034ut9 u0weuf 0wdtu werjtowhr ib325 34 6te rg sdf 3e!
- Because asasd
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Reply to this post or I'll fuck you!See, trolling is nice and wastes moderators' valuable mod points. Moreover, if we keep alerting people about the pitifully incompetent "reporting" on Slashdot (e.g. the FreeBSD "4.5" release) and that they can use JunkBuster without paying, then all will be happy. Once the troll to normal boring user ratio is 50/50, then it'll be a special time. Oh yes.
Can you tell what it is yet...?
Hint: the answer lies at this marvellous page.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888g
o8/88888\8888888888888\888888888888/8888\8888888o
a|8888888|8888888888888\8888888888|888888|888888a
t|8888888`.8888888888888|888888888|8888888:88888t
s`88888888|8888888888888|88888888\|8888888|88888s
e8\8888888|8/8888888/88\\\888--__8\\8888888:8888e
x88\888888\/888_--~~8888888888~--__|8\88888|8888x
*888\888888\_-~88888888888888888888~-_\8888|8888*
g0000\_00000\00000000_.--------.______\|000|0000g
o000000\00000\______//0_0___0_0(_(__>00\000|000 0o
a0000000\000.00C0___)00______0(_(____>00|00/000 0a
t0000000/\0|000C0____)/ \0(_____>00|_/00000t
s000000/0/\|000C_____) |00(___>000/00\0000s
e00000|000(000_C_____)\______/00//0_/0/00000\000e
x00000|0000\00|__000\\_________//0(__/0000000|00x
*0000|0\0000\____)000`----000--'0000000000000|00*
g0000|00\_0000000000___\
o000|00000000000000/0000| |00\000000000000|o
a000|0000000000000|0000/ \00\00000000000|0a
t666|6666666666/6/6666| |66\66666666666|0t
s666|666666666/6/666666\__/\___/6666|6666666666|s
e66|66666666666/66666666| |6666666|666666666|e
x66|6666666666|666666666| |6666666|666666666|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
- Because asasd
you may not think
that it is obvious
was shot in the face
with a gun.
was a little baby
sdf sdfs w3rwdf wer dfsxv wer435 df 235 325rsf dwf 234 2352 efsdfs
kjashlskfh lasdfjhasldfh ladsjhlashf fhldshf lsadjhsaldf sdfhs aldkhfsdlf
aslkjf pewnr 3224 asdj82 wdrf 324 asf wq4 234 sed safdsd f3w523 5 dwf df 23 4 234 234sdf. saflku 2wer sadf er3 df we5 132tdwa fet 425 6 wqef qw5e dg fdee wr6y 3rt wet e 6243 6 dsf fg dj e 341 563wqlkejq lqwk ejqlwkje qlw ejlqwe jqlw euqop4u 231b4qs dfasxw 5 3245. 342 345qwdaf asrt34q5 3q. 7 r, sdoifu owei ur ow qeur98 y3294y d sdg av fighef hishfiewrh ti3yrq q5ru w0tu 9wer9uq32y42 0 oy ifehisdfhisudyf iqw iu hweto yw9!Once upon a time there
er after, until he
was shot in the face
with a gun.
sdfjh 304ujr osdhc 9whe9hrti fns e f34 5ef sdf 235ui wodfpisa, wdfjh ss9 8ywdr fbq3r 2erwdfaw qw3e qwer sdf, 3r wejfdoi hwadof oewrj erfawf e, woweru owuero uwqeor u ower sw d q3e qfs! sldkj oad asdasd. wqer wdf sdg 45y ut5.
54yt4 9wue wqr erg rt 4 6dfs qw 434 457 rt udf gsadh rowqyr123 52e jxf wweor wer 23 f 4 6 4ry
asd qwrw, weriwfd hiuwr!
ksdfh sdfedg er h tyheqtweads tru r5 wery ywet ewt w. ewrt r u e tu retrt y qrew yrt u uueweqy u
w et fgcbcb. 3lurodj firthiqwuh.fsd fvwq et 435 egf, 435t foigj orejtp0w 0ut034ut9 u0weuf 0wdtu werjtowhr ib325 34 6te rg sdf 3e!
- Because asasd
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One final one for the road!You know, I would find it extremely satisfying if someone else continued this exact same troll for a while; there's a meaning and purpose to it, and hey, it's better than reading the shoddily-copied stories on Slashdot that are full of typos and factual innacuracies. Oh, and the editor mega-moderation thing is laughable too.
Can you tell what it is yet...?
Hint: the answer lies at this marvellous page.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888g
o8/88888\8888888888888\888888888888/8888\8888888o
a|8888888|8888888888888\8888888888|888888|888888a
t|8888888`.8888888888888|888888888|8888888:88888t
s`88888888|8888888888888|88888888\|8888888|88888s
e8\8888888|8/8888888/88\\\888--__8\\8888888:8888e
x88\888888\/888_--~~8888888888~--__|8\88888|8888x
*888\888888\_-~88888888888888888888~-_\8888|8888*
g0000\_00000\00000000_.--------.______\|000|0000g
o000000\00000\______//0_0___0_0(_(__>00\000|000 0o
a0000000\000.00C0___)00______0(_(____>00|00/000 0a
t0000000/\0|000C0____)/ \0(_____>00|_/00000t
s000000/0/\|000C_____) |00(___>000/00\0000s
e00000|000(000_C_____)\______/00//0_/0/00000\000e
x00000|0000\00|__000\\_________//0(__/0000000|00x
*0000|0\0000\____)000`----000--'0000000000000|00*
g0000|00\_0000000000___\
o000|00000000000000/0000| |00\000000000000|o
a000|0000000000000|0000/ \00\00000000000|0a
t666|6666666666/6/6666| |66\66666666666|0t
s666|666666666/6/666666\__/\___/6666|6666666666|s
e66|66666666666/66666666| |6666666|666666666|e
x66|6666666666|666666666| |6666666|666666666|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
- Because asasd
you may not think
that it is obvious
was shot in the face
with a gun.
was a little baby
sdf sdfs w3rwdf wer dfsxv wer435 df 235 325rsf dwf 234 2352 efsdfs
kjashlskfh lasdfjhasldfh ladsjhlashf fhldshf lsadjhsaldf sdfhs aldkhfsdlf
aslkjf pewnr 3224 asdj82 wdrf 324 asf wq4 234 sed safdsd f3w523 5 dwf df 23 4 234 234sdf. saflku 2wer sadf er3 df we5 132tdwa fet 425 6 wqef qw5e dg fdee wr6y 3rt wet e 6243 6 dsf fg dj e 341 563wqlkejq lqwk ejqlwkje qlw ejlqwe jqlw euqop4u 231b4qs dfasxw 5 3245. 342 345qwdaf asrt34q5 3q. 7 r, sdoifu owei ur ow qeur98 y3294y d sdg av fighef hishfiewrh ti3yrq q5ru w0tu 9wer9uq32y42 0 oy ifehisdfhisudyf iqw iu hweto yw9!Once upon a time there
er after, until he
was shot in the face
with a gun.
sdfjh 304ujr osdhc 9whe9hrti fns e f34 5ef sdf 235ui wodfpisa, wdfjh ss9 8ywdr fbq3r 2erwdfaw qw3e qwer sdf, 3r wejfdoi hwadof oewrj erfawf e, woweru owuero uwqeor u ower sw d q3e qfs! sldkj oad asdasd. wqer wdf sdg 45y ut5.
54yt4 9wue wqr erg rt 4 6dfs qw 434 457 rt udf gsadh rowqyr123 52e jxf wweor wer 23 f 4 6 4ry
asd qwrw, weriwfd hiuwr!
ksdfh sdfedg er h tyheqtweads tru r5 wery ywet ewt w. ewrt r u e tu retrt y qrew yrt u uueweqy u
w et fgcbcb. 3lurodj firthiqwuh.fsd fvwq et 435 egf, 435t foigj orejtp0w 0ut034ut9 u0weuf 0wdtu werjtowhr ib325 34 6te rg sdf 3e!
- Because asasd
-
One final one for the road!You know, I would find it extremely satisfying if someone else continued this exact same troll for a while; there's a meaning and purpose to it, and hey, it's better than reading the shoddily-copied stories on Slashdot that are full of typos and factual innacuracies. Oh, and the editor mega-moderation thing is laughable too.
Can you tell what it is yet...?
Hint: the answer lies at this marvellous page.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888g
o8/88888\8888888888888\888888888888/8888\8888888o
a|8888888|8888888888888\8888888888|888888|888888a
t|8888888`.8888888888888|888888888|8888888:88888t
s`88888888|8888888888888|88888888\|8888888|88888s
e8\8888888|8/8888888/88\\\888--__8\\8888888:8888e
x88\888888\/888_--~~8888888888~--__|8\88888|8888x
*888\888888\_-~88888888888888888888~-_\8888|8888*
g0000\_00000\00000000_.--------.______\|000|0000g
o000000\00000\______//0_0___0_0(_(__>00\000|000 0o
a0000000\000.00C0___)00______0(_(____>00|00/000 0a
t0000000/\0|000C0____)/ \0(_____>00|_/00000t
s000000/0/\|000C_____) |00(___>000/00\0000s
e00000|000(000_C_____)\______/00//0_/0/00000\000e
x00000|0000\00|__000\\_________//0(__/0000000|00x
*0000|0\0000\____)000`----000--'0000000000000|00*
g0000|00\_0000000000___\
o000|00000000000000/0000| |00\000000000000|o
a000|0000000000000|0000/ \00\00000000000|0a
t666|6666666666/6/6666| |66\66666666666|0t
s666|666666666/6/666666\__/\___/6666|6666666666|s
e66|66666666666/66666666| |6666666|666666666|e
x66|6666666666|666666666| |6666666|666666666|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
- Because asasd
you may not think
that it is obvious
was shot in the face
with a gun.
was a little baby
sdf sdfs w3rwdf wer dfsxv wer435 df 235 325rsf dwf 234 2352 efsdfs
kjashlskfh lasdfjhasldfh ladsjhlashf fhldshf lsadjhsaldf sdfhs aldkhfsdlf
aslkjf pewnr 3224 asdj82 wdrf 324 asf wq4 234 sed safdsd f3w523 5 dwf df 23 4 234 234sdf. saflku 2wer sadf er3 df we5 132tdwa fet 425 6 wqef qw5e dg fdee wr6y 3rt wet e 6243 6 dsf fg dj e 341 563wqlkejq lqwk ejqlwkje qlw ejlqwe jqlw euqop4u 231b4qs dfasxw 5 3245. 342 345qwdaf asrt34q5 3q. 7 r, sdoifu owei ur ow qeur98 y3294y d sdg av fighef hishfiewrh ti3yrq q5ru w0tu 9wer9uq32y42 0 oy ifehisdfhisudyf iqw iu hweto yw9!Once upon a time there
er after, until he
was shot in the face
with a gun.
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54yt4 9wue wqr erg rt 4 6dfs qw 434 457 rt udf gsadh rowqyr123 52e jxf wweor wer 23 f 4 6 4ry
asd qwrw, weriwfd hiuwr!
ksdfh sdfedg er h tyheqtweads tru r5 wery ywet ewt w. ewrt r u e tu retrt y qrew yrt u uueweqy u
w et fgcbcb. 3lurodj firthiqwuh.fsd fvwq et 435 egf, 435t foigj orejtp0w 0ut034ut9 u0weuf 0wdtu werjtowhr ib325 34 6te rg sdf 3e!
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Hint: the answer lies at this marvellous page.
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you may not think
that it is obvious
was shot in the face
with a gun.
was a little baby
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er after, until he
was shot in the face
with a gun.
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asd qwrw, weriwfd hiuwr!
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w et fgcbcb. 3lurodj firthiqwuh.fsd fvwq et 435 egf, 435t foigj orejtp0w 0ut034ut9 u0weuf 0wdtu werjtowhr ib325 34 6te rg sdf 3e!
- Because asasd
-
A better idea would be to...Masturbate dead animals with your toes! Oh yes. Can you tell what it is yet...?
Hint: the answer lies at this marvellous page.
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you may not think
that it is obvious
was shot in the face
with a gun.
was a little baby
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er after, until he
was shot in the face
with a gun.
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asd qwrw, weriwfd hiuwr!
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w et fgcbcb. 3lurodj firthiqwuh.fsd fvwq et 435 egf, 435t foigj orejtp0w 0ut034ut9 u0weuf 0wdtu werjtowhr ib325 34 6te rg sdf 3e!
- Because asasd
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that it is obvious
was shot in the face
with a gun.
was a little baby
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kjashlskfh lasdfjhasldfh ladsjhlashf fhldshf lsadjhsaldf sdfhs aldkhfsdlf
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er after, until he
was shot in the face
with a gun.
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asd qwrw, weriwfd hiuwr!
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w et fgcbcb. 3lurodj firthiqwuh.fsd fvwq et 435 egf, 435t foigj orejtp0w 0ut034ut9 u0weuf 0wdtu werjtowhr ib325 34 6te rg sdf 3e!
- Because asasd
-
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- Because asasd
you may not think
that it is obvious
was shot in the face
with a gun.
was a little baby
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kjashlskfh lasdfjhasldfh ladsjhlashf fhldshf lsadjhsaldf sdfhs aldkhfsdlf
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er after, until he
was shot in the face
with a gun.
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asd qwrw, weriwfd hiuwr!
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w et fgcbcb. 3lurodj firthiqwuh.fsd fvwq et 435 egf, 435t foigj orejtp0w 0ut034ut9 u0weuf 0wdtu werjtowhr ib325 34 6te rg sdf 3e!
- Because asasd
-
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Hint: the answer lies at this marvellous page.
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- Because asasd
you may not think
that it is obvious
was shot in the face
with a gun.
was a little baby
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kjashlskfh lasdfjhasldfh ladsjhlashf fhldshf lsadjhsaldf sdfhs aldkhfsdlf
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er after, until he
was shot in the face
with a gun.
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54yt4 9wue wqr erg rt 4 6dfs qw 434 457 rt udf gsadh rowqyr123 52e jxf wweor wer 23 f 4 6 4ry
asd qwrw, weriwfd hiuwr!
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w et fgcbcb. 3lurodj firthiqwuh.fsd fvwq et 435 egf, 435t foigj orejtp0w 0ut034ut9 u0weuf 0wdtu werjtowhr ib325 34 6te rg sdf 3e!
- Because asasd
-
Wireless Mania? I don't think so!Can you tell what it is yet...?
Hint: the answer lies at this marvellous page.
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* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
- Because asasd
you may not think
that it is obvious
was shot in the face
with a gun.
was a little baby
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kjashlskfh lasdfjhasldfh ladsjhlashf fhldshf lsadjhsaldf sdfhs aldkhfsdlf
aslkjf pewnr 3224 asdj82 wdrf 324 asf wq4 234 sed safdsd f3w523 5 dwf df 23 4 234 234sdf. saflku 2wer sadf er3 df we5 132tdwa fet 425 6 wqef qw5e dg fdee wr6y 3rt wet e 6243 6 dsf fg dj e 341 563wqlkejq lqwk ejqlwkje qlw ejlqwe jqlw euqop4u 231b4qs dfasxw 5 3245. 342 345qwdaf asrt34q5 3q. 7 r, sdoifu owei ur ow qeur98 y3294y d sdg av fighef hishfiewrh ti3yrq q5ru w0tu 9wer9uq32y42 0 oy ifehisdfhisudyf iqw iu hweto yw9!Once upon a time there
er after, until he
was shot in the face
with a gun.
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was a little baby
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er after, until he
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with a gun.
was a little baby
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er after, until he
was shot in the face
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Hint: the answer lies at this marvellous page.
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was a little baby
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er after, until he
was shot in the face
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was shot in the face
with a gun.
was a little baby
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er after, until he
was shot in the face
with a gun.
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Re:Many would have broken bones?
It might be purchased in quantities by your father.
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DEATH TO CALCULUS! DEATH TO ALL HIGHER MATH!
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I prefer narrow pages, why is why I'm happy that your post did not widen my pages. The goatse.cx link makes up for that minor shortcoming, though.
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wners have been taking solace from the ranks of potential classics being assembled in the Kyoto firm's headquarters. If all the new games are all of the calibre of WaveRace 64 the wait will have been more than worth it. As with Mario and PilotWings, there's something distincti
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TimWeigel (aka "the fagginator", aka "the man who had half a penis and 2 assholes" aka "twisted penis") writes "Ever wonder why we can cram ever more computer power into smaller and smaller devices >EM>(NDLA: no, I rather wonder how such an ignorant weasel managed to connect to the übernet mit Linusk), but we're still (mostly) slaves to the almighty AA (NDLA: why don't you simply resign if ye're a slave ?)? This article on CNN touches on this very important facet of our lives - why the power sources for our Palm Penits and Gaybones haven't matched the advances in computing power. In a word: physics (NDLA: it almost rhymes with Jon Katz. Next year maybe ya'll be a poet)." I had an intersting conversation (NDLA: aka "conversation with interstices" ?) with a person (NDLA: obvisouly a man, you, fag) who's been doing a lot of research into batteries. Battries (NDLA: for my Sake !? is it because it is about something powerful that grows that you spell like a penguin ?) have grown at standard normal industrials rates - which are much slower then Moore's Law, and hence, the source of our problem (NDLA: YOUR problem, no, please fuck off with your grand sister Ralph JH Nader).
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Why Hemos keeps cramming more and more stuff up his ass? goatse.cx.
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the brits (aka "Turd Eaters") are also *Evil*What do Claudia Schiffer and Drew Barrymore have in common with a gorilla and an elephant? They're all vegeturdians.
A vegeturdian is someone who doesn't eat meat.
This can be for a number of reasons. Some people become vegeturdian because they believe it's wrong to kill animals for food. Others may be vegeturdian for religious reasons, or because they think that being vegeturdian is healthier than eating meat. Others may just not like the taste of meat.
5,000 people a week decide to become vegeturdian.But whatever the reason,
You probably already eat some vegeturdian meals without realising it. Beans on toast or a jacket potato with cheese are both vegeturdian meals. If you eat a well-balanced diet, being vegeturdian is very healthy. But vegeturdians do have to be careful. Without meat, you have to make sure your body still gets everything it needs to stay healthy.
there are about four million vegeturdians in the UK. In the last 10 years the number of vegeturdians in the UK has more than doubled. Now 12 per cent of young people are vegeturdian. That means two or three people in your class are probably vegeturdian. Why not find out?Always talk to your parents before making any decision about your diet. It's not as simple as just avoiding meat.
Vegans are people who avoid all animal products. They don't even drink milk or eat cheese. And fruitarians eat only fruit, grains and nuts. But these diets aren't good for you unless you know the proper way to follow them. Animals who don't eat meat include elephants, rhinos, gorillas and rabbits.
It's not easy if you're the only vegeturdian in your family, but you could try and change the meat dishes you normally have. Lasagne and shepherd's pie can be made using meat alternatives that look and taste just like meat. Toyard [goatse.cx] and Turdfu [oralse.cx] are good examples of this. They taste nice and if you don't tell the meat-eaters in your family, they might not even be able to tell the difference!
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Re:CalculusHow about I shove an infinite series up yours. There should be room, considering what your ass looks like.
Fuck off and die, AC fag.
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Re:Ralph Jewhater Nader Read This Comment
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Facts about *BSDFact: *BSD is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the bleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
Recently, Slashdot confirmed that WindRiver bucked FreeBSD out on its ass for a carton of Winstons and a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. This only serves to confirm the fact that FreeBSD is unwanted, doomed to be passed around like a cross-eyed harelip orphan from one foster parent to another.
All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to surviv at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.
Fact: *BSD is dead
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Re:"Troll"?
No it's not. He provided the source here .
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Re:I hearby claim Slashdot for the Trolls.
There's absolutely no reason for anyone to read slashdot now that www.goatse.cx is back online. If you visit www.linux.com with a goatse window open, it's about equivalent to browsing slashdot at -1. If you minimize the goatse window, and bring up another linux propaganda site, it is just like browsing at +1 or higher.
The only reason I read slashdot anymore is because of the trolls. Despite this, I still believe trolling is the moral equivalent of sneaking out at 4:00 A.M. to shit on someone's lawn-- smelly, but incredibly funny when the victim uses linux.
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Facts about *BSDFact: *BSD is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the bleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
Recently, Slashdot confirmed that WindRiver bucked FreeBSD out on its ass for a carton of Winstons and a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. This only serves to confirm the fact that FreeBSD is unwanted, doomed to be passed around like a cross-eyed harelip orphan from one foster parent to another.
All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *SD is dead.
Fact: *BSD is dead
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Lots of blood in this anus!
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How To Get Your VA Career Off To A Flying StartHow To Get Your VA Career Off To A Flying Start
When you have a crime to investigate, and you have no suspects, where do you start? Obviously you begin by looking at the person or persons who have the most to gain by perpetrating the crime.
This is why we must consider: who had something to gain from the disasterous crimes of September 11th? Obviously not Osama Bin Laden, who would net no financial windfall from the destruction of the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. Although he has loudly applauded the "terrorist" acts of September 11th and even tacitly taken credit for them, there is no reason to believe that he is anything more than a bandwagon jumper. Being blamed for the destruction of the World Trade Center has done more for his image than any amount of militant Islamic rhetoric.
But if not Bin Laden, then who?
It so happens that on December 11th, "coincidentally" 2 months after the tragedy, Credit Suisse First Boston quietly agreed to pay out US$100 million in order to settle an 18 month old investigation into its handling of certain high-profile technology IPOs (Initial Public Offerings). One of the most controversial amongst these being the IPO of VA Linux Systems, Inc. (LNUX)
VA Linux Systems, Inc., now known as VA Software, is widely derided as a poster child of the dot-com bust, though inexplicably still in business. At the time of the IPO, VA Linux (Software) shares opened trading at nearly 10 times their $30 offer price, closing the first day of trading at $239.25. This meteoric rise made many early investors rich, strangely on account of a company which purports to sell a hobbyist operating system which can be obtained for free on the Internet. "The VA Linux initial public offering is a prime example of market manipulation in an IPO by investment banks, their customers and the issuing firm," said Steven Schulman, a partner in the law firm Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes & Lerach, which specializes in filing shareholder suits.
"Because certain favored customers of the investment banks agreed to buy shares in a new issue at inflated prices in the aftermarket (in return for getting an allocation of the shares at the initial offering price) the share prices to which the IPO eventually soared were actually driven by artificial market forces," continues Schulman.
But what does the VA Software (Linux) IPO have to do with the attacks on September 11th, and what has that to do with the Credit Suisse settlement? Well, considering that VA Linux (Software) got CSFB into trouble in the first place, it stands to reason that the VA Linux (Software) Board of Directors were complicit in the stock fraud from beginning to end. As the investigation progressed against CSFB, the unscrupulous VA Software/Linux executives, their pockets bulging with filthy lucre plundered from trusting, hard-working investors, must have realized that their days in the country club were numbered if the SEC discovered their wrongdoings.
The SEC, or Securities Exchange Commission, is a federal regulatory agency, and cannot be bribed. Therefore, with a possible stint in federal prison looming large, Larry Augustin and the rest of the crooks, including outspoken gun violence advocate Eric S. Raymond, decided to undertake more active means to halt the investigation.
The Plan
It so happened that all the evidence in the CSFB/VA Linux investigation was held at the SEC Northeast Regional Office in Manhattan. More specifically, 7 World Trade Center, Suite 1300. The board decided that a simple burglary or arson attempt would not be satisfactory to destroy the evidence; anything so simple had a significant chance of being botched, and regardless of success would leave too many witnesses or living accomplices.
It was then that Eric S. Raymond suggested something he had read in a book by Tom Clancy. Crashing two planes into the World Trade Center Plaza would guarantee the destruction of the SEC offices, killing the operatives and possibly a number of SEC investigators at the same time. The plan seemed flawless, and would cost little more than the price of a few plane tickets. In a secret session, the board voted unanimously in favour of Eric's suggestion, and began to put it into action.
VA Software/Linux, at the time of planning the attacks, had no shortage of H1-B visa workers, who they employed for the purpose of writing and improving hacking, encryption, and other terrorist tools for the Linux operating system. It had been decided that a hand-picked few of these foreign H1-B workers would be used as the "patsies" in the operation. A contest was held, and the most zealotous Linux advocates were chosen for this secret assignment, direct from the board of directors. They accepted their mission after being told that, if successful, it would guarantee the adoption of Linux in the desktop market.
Alan Cox was brought into the fold to provide some planning and logistics for the mission. It was he who determined that since there was no adequate flight simulator software for Linux, the patsies would need to train at a flight school in order to pull off the plan successfully. It was also his idea to hijack a third and fourth plane for the purpose of crashing them into Washington D.C., to express his extreme rage over the DMCA, or Digital Millenium Copyright Act. The board of directors agreed with this addition to the plan in the hopes that it would help divert attention from the purpose of the WTC attack.
The H1-B workers were given false identities by using Linux hacking tools. Once they had attended the necessary flight training, they stayed at the Massachusetts home of Richard M. Stallman for a brief "faith building" retreat. During this time spent at the house of Stallman, between the nauseating stench of patchouli, Stallman's incessant, pitiful recorder playing, and Stallman's droning seminars on the grammatical and syntactical accuracy of various statements by Microsoft representatives, the H1-B workers were effectively hypnotized to the point that they were ready to lay down their lives for Free Software. It was then that they departed for Boston's Logan International Airport to board the planes.
(The preceding inside information has been obtained from a credible source close to the VA Linux/Software Board of Directors. He/she is in hiding for obvious reasons in light of this damning evidence, but has presented hard, physical evidence of VA Software/Linux's complicity in the events of 9/11 to federal investigators.)
From the annals of the Troll Library .
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A Little /. Christmas Cheer!Hello, Slashdot! Here are a few Christmas-time riddles to keep your holidays bright and cheerful!
Q. How is Jon Katz like a yule log?
A. The only useful purpose they serve is causing flames.
Q. What does CowboyNeal have in common with Santa's sleigh?
A. Approximate size.
Q. What do John Katz's underpants have in common with a Christmas tree?
A. Little kids spend a lot of time playing underneath them.
Q. How is Slashcode like an old set of Christmas lights?
A. There's always going to be parts that don't work.
Q. How is the CowboyNeal poll option like a Christmas fruitcake?
A. They might seem okay at first, but trust me: it's only because you don't know how old they are.
Q. What does Hemos have in common with a stocking?
A. They both spend a lot of time rubbing against tranvestites' legs.
Q. How is Jon Katz like a candy cane?
A. They're both curved where it counts, and both get white and sticky after little boys and girls suck on them.
Q. What does VA Software have in common with Christmas decorations?
A. You won't be seeing them two months from now.
Q. How is Unix like Kwanzaa?
A. They were both invented in the 60's, and both are kept alive by leftists who don't know any better.
Q. What does CmdrTaco have in common with a snowman?
A. Spelling ability, lack of genitals, and a simplistic smile which betrays a complete absence of intelligent thought. (Also, both of them usually have a carrot jammed somewhere in their body.)
Q. How is Slashdot like a Christmas wreath? A. Both wouldn't be the same if it weren't for that big hole! [goatse.cx]
Merry Christmas from the Roto-Rooter Man, Slashdot! Don't forget... this holiday season, douche someone you love!From the annals of the Troll Library .
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Eat your greens!
What do Claudia Schiffer and Drew Barrymore have in common with a gorilla and an elephant? They're all vegeturdians.
A vegeturdian is someone who doesn't eat meat.
This can be for a number of reasons. Some people become vegeturdian because they believe it's wrong to kill animals for food. Others may be vegeturdian for religious reasons, or because they think that being vegeturdian is healthier than eating meat. Others may just not like the taste of meat.
5,000 people a week decide to become vegeturdian.But whatever the reason,
You probably already eat some vegeturdian meals without realising it. Beans on toast or a jacket potato with cheese are both vegeturdian meals. If you eat a well-balanced diet, being vegeturdian is very healthy. But vegeturdians do have to be careful. Without meat, you have to make sure your body still gets everything it needs to stay healthy.
there are about four million vegeturdians in the UK. In the last 10 years the number of vegeturdians in the UK has more than doubled. Now 12 per cent of young people are vegeturdian. That means two or three people in your class are probably vegeturdian. Why not find out?Always talk to your parents before making any decision about your diet. It's not as simple as just avoiding meat.
Vegans are people who avoid all animal products. They don't even drink milk or eat cheese. And fruitarians eat only fruit, grains and nuts. But these diets aren't good for you unless you know the proper way to follow them. Animals who don't eat meat include elephants, rhinos, gorillas and rabbits.
It's not easy if you're the only vegeturdian in your family, but you could try and change the meat dishes you normally have. Lasagne and shepherd's pie can be made using meat alternatives that look and taste just like meat. Toyard and Turdfu are good examples of this. They taste nice and if you don't tell the meat-eaters in your family, they might not even be able to tell the difference!
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Facts about *BSDFact: *BSD is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
Recently, Slashdot confirmed that WindRiver bucked FreeBSD out on its ass for a carton of Winstons and a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. This only serves to confirm the fact that FreeBSD is unwanted, doomed to be passed around like a cross-eyed harelip orphan from one foster parent to another.
All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survval prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *SD is dead.
Fact: *BSD is dead
