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Some of mine favourites
Some nice instructions labels:
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase nesessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
On a childs superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. -
Game Never Ends
The only problem with this idea is that the game will never end... Even if they do get to you and chop your head off it doesn't mean that it's over! http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=870
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Re:My attempt at a +5 funny..
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Re:My attempt at a +5 funny..
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Use Chapelles rating system for closed/proprietary
"I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down."
Listen here: http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=659/ -
Re:Poland, too?
No, I'm pretty sure it's internets. (Warnings: link leads to Flash movie with sound and has banner ads that may not be safe for work)
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Re:Hype, Hype, and More Hype
You obviously haven't seen this video.
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Re:Thanks Ronald Reagan!From http://www.goyk.com/text.asp?id=54/
"My fellow Americans, I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."
Ronald Reagan, about to go on the air for a radio broadcast, unaware that the microphone was already onIf only... then the poor sod would have all his money. It's a shame you Americans don't have a warmongering President! hehe.
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Well of course he would triple profits...
With a sales pitch like this
http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=947
Reversi Included? I'm sold. -
Re:I notice they don't advertise as much
Maybe the reason because they don't advertise as much is this.
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Well, it used to be 99 bucks. video link.
Damn Steve cracks me up. http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=947
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Re:Maybe I should move to Canada, eh?
Never, ever seen the chasing beaver one before, but in the course of trying to find it, many funny memories came back from all those other ones...
Chasing Beaver
Other good Molson Commercials
What a good start to the long weekend! Cheers!