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Comments · 15
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Re:So what?
hotmale.com is a great site.
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Re:Hotmail?
You're thinking of http://hotmale.com/
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Re:Hotmail incompatible with me....Some of us signed up with Hotmail before Microsoft acquired it MS acquired Hotmail?
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Re:You know, they say
*Shakes Fist*
I'll send you a special GET request, boy! -
implications
Wonder where it would send me if www.hotmail.com were down?
*shudder*
(disclaimer: no, I didn't actually look to see what's on that site)
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Worst Post Ever Discovered By NASA Earlier Today
Scientists at NASA found today what many consider to be the worst post of all time. The sample was submitted anonymously to the editors of Slashdot, a homosexual digest for men, around 3 PM EST. Enthusiasts at the American space institution are eager to disect the discovery with hopes that they may be able to dig up clues pertaining to the history of shitty posts.
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Re:I for one am glad
You have no idea how many times I try to type in hotmail.com and my fingers slip and hotmom.com comes out.
Consider yourself lucky you don't accidentally type hotmale.com instead! -
Dear friend
Goatse is down!! Perhaps this will suffice?
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Dear Fred
Here is the link I promised you.
Toodles.
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What's spam?For the vast majority of law-abiding Americans, spam is a non-issue. Almost everybody I fraternise with uses MicroSoft's HoTMaiL.NET service.
During recent renovations to the worlds first and best web-mail system, MicroSoft were kind and talented enough to add a heuristics-based artificial intelligence spam-blocking feature. At first I was sceptical - I mean, I use a sophisticated L.I.N.U.X. system to try and reduce spam, and still I receive around 10-20 spam messages every day. Imagine my suprise the day I peered over a colleague's shoulder to see the work of art that is the new HoTMaiL.NET User Interface. Not only was it exceptionally aesthetically pleasing, but it had a helpful 'Junk-Mail' mailbox to keep precisely that - Junk Mail!!! I proceeded to enquire about this fantastic, energy saving innovation. My co-worker simply could not contain her delight with the system. She confided that since the HoTMaiL revamp, she had received a total of zero unwanted messages, including ones from a mentally unstable transient who had been stalking her for weeks!!
I'm sorry if I rant, or come off as an 'astro-turfer' (whatever that means), but I prefer to think of myself as an evangelist. Simply put, HoTMaiL.NET is the finest e-mail system currently in use, and I would have no problems whatsoever in recommending it to anybody who would rather receive less unwanted mail. I'm sure that when the Netherlands receives access to the civilised Internet, the judge's decision will be overturned as their population migrates to a powerful, easy-to-use system such as MicroSoft's spam filter.
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What's spam?For the vast majority of law-abiding Americans, spam is a non-issue. Almost everybody I fraternise with uses MicroSoft's HoTMaiL.NET service.
During recent renovations to the worlds first and best web-mail system, MicroSoft were kind and talented enough to add a heuristics-based artificial intelligence spam-blocking feature. At first I was sceptical - I mean, I use a sophisticated L.I.N.U.X. system to try and reduce spam, and still I receive around 10-20 spam messages every day. Imagine my suprise the day I peered over a colleague's shoulder to see the work of art that is the new HoTMaiL.NET User Interface. Not only was it exceptionally aesthetically pleasing, but it had a helpful 'Junk-Mail' mailbox to keep precisely that - Junk Mail!!! I proceeded to enquire about this fantastic, energy saving innovation. My co-worker simply could not contain her delight with the system. She confided that since the HoTMaiL revamp, she had received a total of zero unwanted messages, including ones from a mentally unstable transient who had been stalking her for weeks!!
I'm sorry if I rant, or come off as an 'astro-turfer' (whatever that means), but I prefer to think of myself as an evangelist. Simply put, HoTMaiL.NET is the finest e-mail system currently in use, and I would have no problems whatsoever in recommending it to anybody who would rather receive less unwanted mail. I'm sure that when the Netherlands receives access to the civilised Internet, the judge's decision will be overturned as their population migrates to a powerful, easy-to-use system such as MicroSoft's spam filter.
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Re:Yep
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Re:CDs
Masturbating Confirms: *My balls are dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *My balls community when last month IDC confirmed that *My balls account for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all ejaculate. Coming on the heels of the latest Playboy survey which plainly states that *My balls have lost more semen, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *My balls are collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent homoerotic erection test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *My balls' future. The semen is on the wall: *My balls face a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *My balls because *My balls are dying. Things are looking very bad for *My balls. As many of us are already aware, *My balls continue to lose testicular fluid. Semen flows like a river of blood. The left nut is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its volume.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Penthouse magazine states that there are 7000 readers of the magazine. How many users of the pocket pussy are there? Let's see. The number of tops versus bottom posts on adultfriendfinder.com is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 astralglide users. Cock ring posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of astralglide posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of cock rings. A recent article put anal sex at about 80 percent of the pucker fucker market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 ass-reamers users. This is consistent with the number of homoerotic slashdot editors.
Due to the troubles of VA Linux, abysmal sales and so on, fufme.com went out of business and was taken over by adultsextracker.com who sell another troubled banner ad. Now *My balls are also dead, its limp member turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that *My balls have steadily declined in market share. *My balls are very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *My balls are to survive at all it will be among cross dressing gay bashers. *My balls continue to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save them at this point in time.
For all practical purposes, *My balls are dead.
*My balls are dying -
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Re:Finally an alternative.
here is a good alternative to hotmail.