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  1. pft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Researchers Break Internet Speed Records

    look at speeds that i achieve with my pitiful 768Kbit dsl
    http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/651/zomgbj4.png

  2. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Virus Writers Target Google's Sponsored Links

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.
     
    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  3. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Virus Writers Target Google's Sponsored Links

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.
     
    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  4. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Virus Writers Target Google's Sponsored Links

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.
     
    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  5. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Virus Writers Target Google's Sponsored Links

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.
     
    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  6. Internet on CD by notoriousE · · Score: 0 · on Wikipedia Releases Offline CD

    Reminds me of tech support customers that call and complain about needing THE INTERNET ON CD

  7. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Earthlike Planet Orbiting Nearby Star

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  8. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Earthlike Planet Orbiting Nearby Star

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  9. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Earthlike Planet Orbiting Nearby Star

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  10. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Earthlike Planet Orbiting Nearby Star

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  11. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Investment Companies Backing Patent Trolls

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  12. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Investment Companies Backing Patent Trolls

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  13. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Investment Companies Backing Patent Trolls

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  14. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Investment Companies Backing Patent Trolls

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  15. Re:He's ripped off the FreeBSD daemon too... by Stone+Rhino · · Score: 1 · on Report of Net Art Theft Draws Lawyer Threats

    Direct overlay; the lower body and tail matches up exactly

  16. He's ripped off the FreeBSD daemon too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting · on Report of Net Art Theft Draws Lawyer Threats

    I thought you guys would find this amusing - FreeBSD daemon on the left, "Todd"'s "art" on the right:

    http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/5980/goldmanthi efcm2.jpg

    Check the odd pattern on the sneakers - matches up exactly with the pattern the pixels make when you blow up the image. The daemon head is from another Wassco piece:

    http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/6038/devilhp1.j pg

  17. He's ripped off the FreeBSD daemon too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting · on Report of Net Art Theft Draws Lawyer Threats

    I thought you guys would find this amusing - FreeBSD daemon on the left, "Todd"'s "art" on the right:

    http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/5980/goldmanthi efcm2.jpg

    Check the odd pattern on the sneakers - matches up exactly with the pattern the pixels make when you blow up the image. The daemon head is from another Wassco piece:

    http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/6038/devilhp1.j pg

  18. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Apple Sued For Using Tabs In OS X Tiger

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  19. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Apple Sued For Using Tabs In OS X Tiger

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  20. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Apple Sued For Using Tabs In OS X Tiger

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  21. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait · on Apple Sued For Using Tabs In OS X Tiger

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  22. Re:Not quite, OmniNerd by Slurpee001 · · Score: 0, Troll · on Busting the MythBusters' Yawn Experiment

    Kari Byron: BUSTED.

  23. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Russinovich Says, Expect Vista Malware

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  24. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Russinovich Says, Expect Vista Malware

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  25. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Russinovich Says, Expect Vista Malware

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  26. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Russinovich Says, Expect Vista Malware

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  27. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Is Windows Vista in Trouble?

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  28. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Is Windows Vista in Trouble?

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  29. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Is Windows Vista in Trouble?

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  30. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Is Windows Vista in Trouble?

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  31. Re:FUD by plasmacutter · · Score: 1 · on QuickTime .MOV + Toshiba + Vista = BSOD

    this screenshot following startup of a completely unprotected file says otherwise

  32. Simpletron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Exhaustive Data Compressor Comparison

    I have been thinking about creating a new language with about 60 or so words. The idea is that you don't need a lot of words when you can figure out the meaning by context. Strong points are that the language would be very easy to pick up, and you would get that invigorating feeling of talking like a primitive cave man.

    Simpletron may be what you require, pizzach. It refactors the English language such that there is only one word for any given concept. All colours are purple, all distances are a mile, all numbers are seven, etc. It's quite handy!

    You bike math, Johnson. Math is Johnson biked so seven maths are seven math. Seven purples are purple, seven miles are a mile, seven sevens are seven. It's purple.
  33. Simpletron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Exhaustive Data Compressor Comparison

    I have been thinking about creating a new language with about 60 or so words. The idea is that you don't need a lot of words when you can figure out the meaning by context. Strong points are that the language would be very easy to pick up, and you would get that invigorating feeling of talking like a primitive cave man.

    Simpletron may be what you require, pizzach. It refactors the English language such that there is only one word for any given concept. All colours are purple, all distances are a mile, all numbers are seven, etc. It's quite handy!

    You bike math, Johnson. Math is Johnson biked so seven maths are seven math. Seven purples are purple, seven miles are a mile, seven sevens are seven. It's purple.
  34. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Russia's Floating Nuclear Plants Under Fire From Greens

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  35. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Russia's Floating Nuclear Plants Under Fire From Greens

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  36. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Russia's Floating Nuclear Plants Under Fire From Greens

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  37. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Russia's Floating Nuclear Plants Under Fire From Greens

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  38. Re:Starcraft by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Insightful · on Gamers Grapple With VA Tech Shooting
    > He was Korean. Starcraft has to be involved some how.

    The Photoshoppers had him pegged, probably while he was in ther classrums, killin ther d00dz.

    Frankly, I'm all for it.

    The less the world sees of him as some terrifying icon of doom, brandishing his weapons on MSNBC while TV narrators breathlessly pore over every word of his screenplay and manifesto... and the more it sees of him as "ch0wn3d", or "Stop! Hammertime!", the better.

  39. Re:ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Canadian MP Calls For ISP Licenses, Content Blocks

    Boy are you ever clueless.

  40. Re:ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Canadian MP Calls For ISP Licenses, Content Blocks

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  41. Re:ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Canadian MP Calls For ISP Licenses, Content Blocks

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  42. Re:ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Canadian MP Calls For ISP Licenses, Content Blocks

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  43. Re:ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Canadian MP Calls For ISP Licenses, Content Blocks

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  44. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Canadian MP Calls For ISP Licenses, Content Blocks

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  45. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Canadian MP Calls For ISP Licenses, Content Blocks

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  46. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Canadian MP Calls For ISP Licenses, Content Blocks

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  47. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Canadian MP Calls For ISP Licenses, Content Blocks

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  48. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on DOJ Names Dozens of IT Vendors in Kickback Scheme

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  49. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on DOJ Names Dozens of IT Vendors in Kickback Scheme

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.

  50. ATTN: SWITCHEURS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on DOJ Names Dozens of IT Vendors in Kickback Scheme

    If you don't know what Cmd-Shift-1 and Cmd-Shift-2 are for, GTFO.
    If you think Firefox is a decent Mac application, GTFO.
    If you're still looking for the "maximize" button, GTFO.
    If the name "Clarus" means nothing to you, GTFO.

    Bandwagon jumpers are not welcome among real Mac users. Keep your filthy, beige PC fingers to yourself.