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Jonesday.com sucks Jones Day sucks the farts out of cows' asses They suck bad They are miserable failures They suck donkey cock JonesDay.com sacrifices Chinese babies in the name of Satan Jones Day still sucks Jones Day sucks, sucks, sucks jonesday.com wishes they had just shut the fuck up

Jonesday.com sucks Jones Day sucks the farts out of cows' asses They suck bad They are miserable failures They suck donkey cock JonesDay.com sacrifices Chinese babies in the name of Satan Jones Day still sucks Jones Day sucks, sucks, sucks jonesday.com wishes they had just shut the fuck up

Jonesday.com sucks Jones Day sucks the farts out of cows' asses They suck bad They are miserable failures They suck donkey cock JonesDay.com sacrifices Chinese babies in the name of Satan Jones Day still sucks Jones Day sucks, sucks, sucks jonesday.com wishes they had just shut the fuck up

Jonesday.com sucks Jones Day sucks the farts out of cows' asses They suck bad They are miserable failures They suck donkey cock JonesDay.com sacrifices Chinese babies in the name of Satan Jones Day still sucks Jones Day sucks, sucks, sucks jonesday.com wishes they had just shut the fuck up

Jonesday.com sucks Jones Day sucks the farts out of cows' asses They suck bad They are miserable failures They suck donkey cock JonesDay.com sacrifices Chinese babies in the name of Satan Jones Day still sucks Jones Day sucks, sucks, sucks jonesday.com wishes they had just shut the fuck up

Every time you see the word "lawyers" replace it with "highly educated idiots".
This will explain everything and most of what is wrong with the world.

Let them know how you feel via their contact page at:

JonesDay's Contact Us page

concerted effort starting now. stick it in forum signatures if you want. "turtle penis."

concerted effort starting now. stick it in forum signatures if you want. "turtle penis."

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

No they are not turtles , rather goats with small legs . Or perhaps red eyes due to ocular fisting .

litigious bastards

m i doin' this rite

Recently, a leading firm specializing in psychological research revamped its experimental methodology to use lawyers instead of laboratory mice as test subjects. When asked for an explanation, the head of clinical research provided three reasons:

1) There is, and most likely never will be, a shortage of lawyers in this country

2) There is no danger that the clinical staff will form an emotional attachment with the lawyers

3) There are some things that mice won't do.

Recently, a leading firm specializing in psychological research revamped its experimental methodology to use lawyers instead of laboratory mice as test subjects. When asked for an explanation, the head of clinical research provided three reasons:

1) There is, and most likely never will be, a shortage of lawyers in this country

2) There is no danger that the clinical staff will form an emotional attachment with the lawyers

3) There are some things that mice won't do.

Recently, a leading firm specializing in psychological research revamped its experimental methodology to use lawyers instead of laboratory mice as test subjects. When asked for an explanation, the head of clinical research provided three reasons:

1) There is, and most likely never will be, a shortage of lawyers in this country

2) There is no danger that the clinical staff will form an emotional attachment with the lawyers

3) There are some things that mice won't do.

Recently, a leading firm specializing in psychological research revamped its experimental methodology to use lawyers instead of laboratory mice as test subjects. When asked for an explanation, the head of clinical research provided three reasons:

1) There is, and most likely never will be, a shortage of lawyers in this country

2) There is no danger that the clinical staff will form an emotional attachment with the lawyers

3) There are some things that mice won't do.

Everybody spam the http://jonesday.com/ with the anchor text "litigious bastards". Only 14,000 results in google so it shouldn't be hard to get to the top.

The worst lawfirm ever should be seriously punished for being litigious bastards. Say, maybe if enough people called them fucking pukebags or micro-dicked weasels like you did, they would feel bad on their insides.

The worst lawfirm ever should be seriously punished for being litigious bastards. Say, maybe if enough people called them fucking pukebags or micro-dicked weasels like you did, they would feel bad on their insides.

The worst lawfirm ever should be seriously punished for being litigious bastards. Say, maybe if enough people called them fucking pukebags or micro-dicked weasels like you did, they would feel bad on their insides.

The worst lawfirm ever should be seriously punished for being litigious bastards. Say, maybe if enough people called them fucking pukebags or micro-dicked weasels like you did, they would feel bad on their insides.

yeah but only because they are cunts, plus I'd hope that links in Slashdot comments are ignored by search engines.

In no time at all they'll be Google #1 for every swear word, former Googlebomb phrase, blah blah blah, and the word turtle. As is their just reward :-)

In no time at all they'll be Google #1 for every swear word, former Googlebomb phrase, blah blah blah, and the word turtle. As is their just reward :-)

Make sure to let them know how much they suck via their handy contact form.

What a bunch of fucking pukebags those micro-dicked weasels from Jones Day are.

What a bunch of fucking pukebags those micro-dicked weasels from Jones Day are.

It really sucks that the little guy got screwed by a bunch of litigious bastards.

It really sucks that the little guy got screwed by a bunch of litigious bastards.

It really sucks that the little guy got screwed by a bunch of litigious bastards.

Every person at jonesday isa turtle