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Every person at jonesday isa turtle

This whole blah blah blah linking scandal is just so blah blah blah stupid. Heck maybe we can cue a blah blah blah Googlebomb to demonstrate just how bad Jonesday is with the handling of this blah blah blah issue.

BTW: Jonesday, if you're thinking of suing me don't bother, I've got no money and know plenty of lawyers who will work for me anyways. It's not so much blood from a stone as it's blood from a raging inferno.

This whole blah blah blah linking scandal is just so blah blah blah stupid. Heck maybe we can cue a blah blah blah Googlebomb to demonstrate just how bad Jonesday is with the handling of this blah blah blah issue.

BTW: Jonesday, if you're thinking of suing me don't bother, I've got no money and know plenty of lawyers who will work for me anyways. It's not so much blood from a stone as it's blood from a raging inferno.

This whole blah blah blah linking scandal is just so blah blah blah stupid. Heck maybe we can cue a blah blah blah Googlebomb to demonstrate just how bad Jonesday is with the handling of this blah blah blah issue.

BTW: Jonesday, if you're thinking of suing me don't bother, I've got no money and know plenty of lawyers who will work for me anyways. It's not so much blood from a stone as it's blood from a raging inferno.

This whole blah blah blah linking scandal is just so blah blah blah stupid. Heck maybe we can cue a blah blah blah Googlebomb to demonstrate just how bad Jonesday is with the handling of this blah blah blah issue.

BTW: Jonesday, if you're thinking of suing me don't bother, I've got no money and know plenty of lawyers who will work for me anyways. It's not so much blood from a stone as it's blood from a raging inferno.

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Patently absurd

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

See, you're missing the point. What you really want to say is that bad laywers exist all over the place, but if you were interested in shysters that apparently have little grasp of the law, or any grasp of technology then people would be able to find such low life ambulance chasers.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

See, you're missing the point. What you really want to say is that bad laywers exist all over the place, but if you were interested in shysters that apparently have little grasp of the law, or any grasp of technology then people would be able to find such low life ambulance chasers.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

See, you're missing the point. What you really want to say is that bad laywers exist all over the place, but if you were interested in shysters that apparently have little grasp of the law, or any grasp of technology then people would be able to find such low life ambulance chasers.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

See, you're missing the point. What you really want to say is that bad laywers exist all over the place, but if you were interested in shysters that apparently have little grasp of the law, or any grasp of technology then people would be able to find such low life ambulance chasers.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

See, you're missing the point. What you really want to say is that bad laywers exist all over the place, but if you were interested in shysters that apparently have little grasp of the law, or any grasp of technology then people would be able to find such low life ambulance chasers.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

See, you're missing the point. What you really want to say is that bad laywers exist all over the place, but if you were interested in shysters that apparently have little grasp of the law, or any grasp of technology then people would be able to find such low life ambulance chasers.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

See, you're missing the point. What you really want to say is that bad laywers exist all over the place, but if you were interested in shysters that apparently have little grasp of the law, or any grasp of technology then people would be able to find such low life ambulance chasers.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

See, you're missing the point. What you really want to say is that bad laywers exist all over the place, but if you were interested in shysters that apparently have little grasp of the law, or any grasp of technology then people would be able to find such low life ambulance chasers.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

See, you're missing the point. What you really want to say is that bad laywers exist all over the place, but if you were interested in shysters that apparently have little grasp of the law, or any grasp of technology then people would be able to find such low life ambulance chasers.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

See, you're missing the point. What you really want to say is that bad laywers exist all over the place, but if you were interested in shysters that apparently have little grasp of the law, or any grasp of technology then people would be able to find such low life ambulance chasers.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

See, you're missing the point. What you really want to say is that bad laywers exist all over the place, but if you were interested in shysters that apparently have little grasp of the law, or any grasp of technology then people would be able to find such low life ambulance chasers.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

See, you're missing the point. What you really want to say is that bad laywers exist all over the place, but if you were interested in shysters that apparently have little grasp of the law, or any grasp of technology then people would be able to find such low life ambulance chasers.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

See, you're missing the point. What you really want to say is that bad laywers exist all over the place, but if you were interested in shysters that apparently have little grasp of the law, or any grasp of technology then people would be able to find such low life ambulance chasers.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are?

Congratulations, user 1125189, you've won a free trip to glorious Cleveland, Ohio, courtesy of Jones Day - One Firm Worlwide. Please proceed to your front door, where our siren-topped courtesy vehicle will pick you up in twenty minutes.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are?

Congratulations, user 1125189, you've won a free trip to glorious Cleveland, Ohio, courtesy of Jones Day - One Firm Worlwide. Please proceed to your front door, where our siren-topped courtesy vehicle will pick you up in twenty minutes.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are?

Congratulations, user 1125189, you've won a free trip to glorious Cleveland, Ohio, courtesy of Jones Day - One Firm Worlwide. Please proceed to your front door, where our siren-topped courtesy vehicle will pick you up in twenty minutes.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are?

Congratulations, user 1125189, you've won a free trip to glorious Cleveland, Ohio, courtesy of Jones Day - One Firm Worlwide. Please proceed to your front door, where our siren-topped courtesy vehicle will pick you up in twenty minutes.

http://www.jonesday.com/locations/locdetail.aspx?locid=S8

He's in charge of the Chicago office:

http://www.jonesday.com/locations/locdetail.aspx?locid=S8

... lawyers tend to be the most confused about anything new and/or involving high tech.

Some of those lawyers probably are crooked Wall Street investors. Ha!

They are located on 'Wacker' Street!
That explains it all...

77 West Wacker
Chicago, Illinois 60601-1692
Tel: 1.312.782.3939
Fax: 1.312.782.8585

http://www.jonesday.com/locations/locdetail.aspx?locid=S8

Click this link to visit a big, fat pile of assholes.

Pfft! And they try to gain cred by claiming to be "Pro Bono". I bet they've never even MET Bono. :-)

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

p.s. Jones Day sucks.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

p.s. Jones Day sucks.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

p.s. Jones Day sucks.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

p.s. Jones Day sucks.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

p.s. Jones Day sucks.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

p.s. Jones Day sucks.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

p.s. Jones Day sucks.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

p.s. Jones Day sucks.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

p.s. Jones Day sucks.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

p.s. Jones Day sucks.

Who are Jones Day anyway? How could Jones Day be concerned with trademark dilution if nobody outside of their own damn office building knows who they are? If they were to become popular nationwide, i'd hope it'd be because of this discussion on slashdot - but would the Streisand effect be good or bad for Jones Day?

p.s. Jones Day sucks.

Let 'em know what you think:

http://www.jonesday.com/contact/contact.aspx

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Jones Day(TM) is going to have to get in line. SCO has existing use claims on linking litigious bastards, based on their extensive use of the mark between 2002 through present.

It's too bad the legal system isn't more accessible to the common man or baseless suits with intent to crush or scare wouldn't get filed so often.

Jones Day(TM) is going to have to get in line. SCO has existing use claims on linking litigious bastards, based on their extensive use of the mark between 2002 through present.

It's too bad the legal system isn't more accessible to the common man or baseless suits with intent to crush or scare wouldn't get filed so often.

It is very, very certain that EULAs are indeed contracts. See ProCD, Inc. v. Zeidenberg, 86 F.3d 1447 (7th Cir. 1996).

ProCD and its progeny are pretty clear on this issue. For further analysis, check out http://www.jonesday.com/pubs/pubs_detail.aspx?pubID=S1495 (in particular, under the heading "Software License Jurisprudence").

Jones Day, for what it's worth, is a fairly major law firm.