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...cocaine can be detected by the excreted metabolites...resulting from abuse of the drug.

What about those that don't abuse cocaine, but use it responsibly?

180, you stupid, spaghetti-slurping cretin - *180*! If I did a 720, I'd go completely around and end up back where I started!

Unless you were this guy

oh this..... http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/meh.ro8398.jpg

>2011
>Fedora 15, Ubuntu 11.04, and Windows 8 demonstrate some so called "stroke of brilliance."
> The end is neigh.

Because having a hot babe you want to bang be your wingman in a bar is just.....well weird? The reason Apollo and Starbuck worked well together was Apollo could be kind of a stick in the mud so Stabuck would come and bail his ass out with the jokes, as a good wingman should. Hot babe? not only will hot babe make it worse but it will make dude in trouble look even MORE lame, not less.

As for TFA... attachments are bad mmmkay? what sucks is how many years have we been trying to drum this into users heads? I know I have since the days of Win 95 and Outhouse Excrement. I have actually sat beside a user and said "DO NOT open that password protected zip, are you nuts? Its a virus!" only to get told "Awww you worry too much! Its from my BFF Kim see? She wouldn't do that" and damned if she didn't do EXACTLY what the email told her to with me practically trying to throw myself in front of the keyboard. That is why as a PC repairman i have this face as my standard face every. single. day.

Hell you'd be surprised how many to this very day do this with P2P programs. Just fire up any P2P like Emule or Bearshare or any of the other classic P2P and look for * plus the file extension for various programs like Quicken and Quickbooks and be prepared to be amazed at how many are sharing their data with the world!

As for TFA this idea is so patently dumb the only thing I can do is wear this expression when thinking about it. Granted fixing PCs all day I wear that expression a lot, but this level of dumbshit boosted the depth of that expression a good 4 fold.

Fleshlights don't HAVE shoulders.

http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/meh.ro5516.jpg

In shows like CSI, Bones, etc where they end up zooming into a low resolution image, just to magically have it enhance into a complete image is fantasy. The image simply lacks spatial information to recreate that level of detail - at least from a single frame. But this is what they show every single time. Either way, having 10 images of a guy who's head is a pixel block will not help you recreate his face.

http://www.meh.ro/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/meh.ro5863.jpg

Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.