Researchers Build "Squishy" Memory Device
ShipLives writes "Researchers have developed a memory device that is soft and functions well in wet environments, which could lead to new biocompatible electronic devices. 'We’ve created a memory device with the physical properties of Jell-O,' says Dr. Michael Dickey, an assistant professor of chemical and biomolecular engineering at NC State and co-author of a paper describing the research."
A viable zombie diversion.
There's approximately 24 megabytes of data in a single ejaculation, that sounds related to a memory device that is soft and functions well in wet environments... sorry... oh my gods I'm sorry. I just HAD to go there. Also re-reading that, I think I need a prescription for Viagra.
'We’ve created a memory device with the physical properties of Jell-O,' says Dr. Michael Dickey, an assistant professor of chemical and biomolecular engineering at NC State and co-author of a paper describing the research."
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We're one step closer to eXistenZ?
Damn, that was one creepy movie...
"I love animals! Some are cute, others are tasty, what's not to like?" - Betsy Schroeder, Jeopardy contestant
Does it come in cherry flavour?
We’ve created a memory device with the physical properties of Jell-O
Yes, yes but which does it work better with: rum or vodka?
She has like NO vitality cause I want her to be able to be an effective healer soooo yeah... I built a very squishy cleric
I am *expanding!* It is so much *squishy* to *store* for you!
*Campers* are the best! I have *anticipation* and then what?
Better parties in *the middle* for sure.
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For those of you who don't know what Jell-O is: it's a desert made from gelatin, which is made from animal bones.
Yes, it's disgusting. But it's red and tastes like cherry!
Don't ask how they make it red, it's even worst than the gelatin part.
Hmmm how how long till the thinking machines rise? :)
http://dune.wikia.com/wiki/Gelcircuitry
But what does it taste like?
It's all crystals. You guys are going in the WRONG DIRECTION!!!!!!
Prof. Farnsworth - "Oh a lesson in not changing history from Mr I'm-My-Own-Grandpa!"
I dont remember what they called it but it was some form of jell in a cube and they were beaming lasers through it to toggle bits .... this is probably drive me nuts today
My memory has been like Jell-O for years
Sexbots?
Squishy eh? How does it compress?
Now women can increase their bust size and work smarter thanks to iBoob!
Are there no Star Trek fans online today? I thought for sure there would be references to bio-neural gel packs by now.
When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
It's squishy and I think it's grey in color... But I forget where I put it.
Does this mean we're one step closer to having to worry about Keepers?
Right?
People will actually take this seriously, and will rarely ever leave bizarre porn and personal information on old computers again. I for one can't wait to see what happens when you hit one of these with a golf club or put it in a microwave.
“Our memory device is soft and pliable, and functions extremely well in wet environments – similar to the human brain,” Dickey says.
The devices are made using a liquid alloy of gallium and indium metals set into water-based gels
I think I'd want a LOT more research done on those gallium and indium alloys before implanting them into my BRAIN. I'm no biochemist, but Wikipedia says there's not a whole lot of conclusive research out there.
Also, WTF? 55 posts and you're all just talking about sci-fi and Jell-O? Seriously?
'We’ve created a memory device with the physical properties of Jell-O'
http://www.tbiguide.com/howbrainhurt.html
Cool. So now we have ballistics gel that not only will tell us the extent of physical damage a potato cannon can cause, but also the amount of mental disability that might be sustained.
Let's blow some up.
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Toro
...that can tell how many times the TSA has groped you!
...that is what this is. This squishy memory will never be a viable alternative. If we were smart, we'd start judging things based on the likelihood of them being applicable *before* the singularity. However, we're not smart. So, that's probably not going to happen.