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Monzy does not think C++ is very good.

But you can keep your movie stars and your playboy bunnies,
'Cause you know I only roll with hot computer science honeys.

It's like I'm running Thunderbird and you're still stuck with Pine,
Which is why I think it's time for me to KILL DASH NINE.

Monzy, Kill -9

In other news, DJ Ditty has been arrested for being in a 4-way shootout with Lil' Kim, Monzy, and MC Plus+

Boong-ga Boong-ga

Not nearly as funny as this:
http://www.monzy.com/intro/drama_lyrics.html

Best lines from Monzy's rap:

Your mom circulates like a public key,
Servicing more requests than HTTP.
She keeps all her ports open like Windows ME,
Oh, there's so much drama in the PhD.

http://monzy.com/intro/drama_lyrics.html

Monzy and MC Plus+ are two computer science geekstas who started a rap feud with each other, ala Eminem and Cannabis or whatever... Monzy's "Drama in the PhD" is hilarious!

Today the U.S. Government has issued these equally important directives:

1) All federal employees must tie their shoelaces using a right-over-left Ian knot.

2) Handwritten ampersands must be of the official '&' variety and not the 'sloppy plus' variety.

3) Toilet paper must be folded, not crumpled.

These researchers need to team up with MIT Media Lab's Erotic Computation Group.

And here is the website of the grad student behind the hoax.

Damn. I went to grade school with that guy...and I'm nowhere near as...well...creative? (Monzy, if you're reading this, congrats, you crack me up.)