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Re:Obligatory Quote - The Babel Fish by darkmeridian · 2004-09-01 14:22 · Score: 2, Funny · on Both Tea And No Tea - Updated Hitchhiker's Game

No humans can be "Mind-Bogginglingly useful?"

I disagree. http://www.nportman.com/

What A Load Of Dog Shit by Anonymous Coward · 2000-01-28 01:11 · Score: 0 · on Open Source's Achilles Heel

OK. I can immediately think of one Open Source project which has, probably, the best looking interface in the history of computer software. It's also a sheer joy to use...

this would be the copyrighted undistributable open source natalie portman and open source drew barrymore project, of course. these aren't just idle words either. see for yourself!

in fact, this interface is such a pleasure to use, i hardly ever want to stop! let some closed source windows chicken shit beat that!

yeah, bill gates can get some aging rock group to sign on to his little os, but where are the hot young actresses, billy boy?! freakin' poseur.

thank you.

Re:Presented with proof, BP launches personal atta by Anonymous Coward · 2000-01-27 20:50 · Score: 0 · on Final Call for Voting in Slashdot's Beanie Awards

What this discussion needs is a hot young actress: here ya go!

Fixed Link by Anonymous Coward · 2000-01-26 21:22 · Score: 0 · on Final Call for Voting in Slashdot's Beanie Awards

Here

Well great... by Anonymous Coward · 2000-01-25 22:47 · Score: 3 · on SGI Gives Open Source some OpenGL Love

Is this really a Good Thing? I mean, let's be unbiased here (just for once). I'll hand it to you that OpenGL is a good step in the right direction. This should make it much easier to get some good games and such ported over.

But we're not just interested in "porting" are we? What we really want is portman. This is why I am proposing a new standard called "OpenNP".

OpenNP is what every open source programmer wants. Direct access to Natalie Portman's low level functions is the stuff of dreams around here. But not only will OpenNP provide direct low-level access... it will also provide a very pretty interface.

I have started a web page for the project. Please go there to volunteer or just check out where the project is headed.

thank you.